End robophobia edition
>>215484622It’s arguably on the same level now, being a 30 year old virgin and being a pedophile would be considered equal amounts of strange to your average person. It’s not normal human behaviour.
So, the jannard then. What's he up to?
poo smells lmao
janman onamadone
there was no need to do that was there, use your brain when doing your “job”
Reminder that muslims consider it a virtue to lie in defence of their faith.
eating choclit
toilchief provided me with an electric car that beeps a lot
>>215484425You're beyond thick>>215484442>so fuck all thenUnderstanding the universe allows us to create technologies that make our lives better, reduce suffering, heal sickness, etc.
>>215484746
>>215484746oh the man who named his son Jihad is actually not a fan of it after all. ok well im convinced
>>215484746As do Jews. One and the same.
Sir Keir Starmer straining every fibre of his corporeal being not to make the Faraj-Farage connection
the fuck was that, janny
>>215484773>Understanding the universe allows us to create technologies that make our lives better, reduce suffering, heal sickness, etc.Name one such new "understanding" of the far-off universe that has achieved any of these things
Premium bukkake is mental can't believe they swallow all that
naming my son Gas The Kikes Race War Now Smith, but obviously I don't support this
>>215484798>>215484736>>215484716OP was a news article about the appointment of a political figure
Sir Kier FarageSir Nigel StarmerWhich one gets your vote?
>>215484773>turning to insults when you can't win an argumentexplains the state of the sciences these days
>>215484746>>215484779
Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.Human beings cannot change their sex.Transgenderism is a paedophillic misogynistic cult that harms women and children.
>>215484827Nigel Starmer, hands down
>>215484823was it yeah who fucking cares
Rodders stop having sex with her it's incense you plonker
>>215484851lmaoThat is what happens an' all
the lady that said "it's pronounced boucay" instead of "bucket" died, ladsworm food nowtradge
>>215484827writing in Sir Oswald Hitler
>>215484851That's it then, the old team on the scrapheap
>>215484840Think about this episode a lot
was just sitting in the old thread wondering where everybody was gone ahahwhat the fuck jannule
>>215484860It was only today I realised that Hyacinth Bucket is also Hetty Wainthrope from Hetty Wainthrope Investigates.
waiting for the mental health card to be brought out next
ate to much choclit i feel sick>>215484891>>215484892>>215484898i feel sick
mad to think there's actually worms eating out queen liz's corpse as we speak actuallymentos mori, as they say in latin
British Jews don’t strap bombs to ourselves and blow up kids at concerts.British Jews don’t drive cars into civilians or police before getting out to stab them.British Jews don’t blow ourselves up on the London Underground.British Jews don’t detonate ourselves on Central London buses.British Jews don’t strap knives to our wrists and rampage through London’s markets massacring revellers. British Jews don’t hack British soldiers head’s off on our streets.British Jews don’t drive Jeeps loaded with propane canisters into Glasgow Airport.British Jews don’t stab people at Victoria station while shouting Jewish slogans.British Jews don’t stab multiple people in Forbury Gardens while shouting “God is Great”British Jews don’t stab MPs during constituency surgeries.British Jews don’t detonate homemade bombs in taxis near Women’s Hospitals.We love being British.It’s why we’re told from a young age that we’re British Jews. Not Jewish Brits.Our marches wave Union flags.We say a prayer for the King and Royal Family in our sabbath services and religious festivals.We sing God Save The King at our weddings, bar and bat mitzvahs.UK society has been gaslit.You’re looking in the wrong direction.
>>215484903UM x
im gonna post rarity and i wont be stopped
>>215484903aw mate what are you likeget a drink have a lie down you'll be alright
>>215484920you’ll do fucking nuttin
Wtf happened in the last thread?
>>215484909>British Jews don’tof course you don't, you bring in wogs and pakis to do all that for you
>>215484909they ship in the people that do
>>215484920ummy x
>>215484905that's what i call the polynesian fella works at the dairy
>>215484931dunno, i was hitting update and nobody was posting
>>215484845>>215484909>>215484937>>215484954Having a bad day, Heathertranny?Maybe you're just hungry, have a Snickers lad
>>215484802Okay here's an example. Our understanding of relativity (developed by Einstein) allowed humans to build GPS satellites. The clocks on GPS satellites have to take relativity into account in order for GPS to work. And GPS can save lives. Let's say you get lost on a hike; a GPS signal could allow emergency services to find you and save your life.>>215484830You started the insults first you fucking idiot. I can't be arsed to read your drivel if you're just going to throw around insults, so fuck off.
>>215484928?
>>215484909No they do far more devious things like manipulate government policy and set the news agenda.
it's october 3rd
>>215484937>2003I see you went for a recent example yeah?
>>215484909That's true but British Jews were responsible for the importation of all the people who do those things
>>215484970>ermm YOU STARTED IT! I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORE! >t. enlightened individual
>>215484974can't post that
what becomes of a man when he loses the will to wank
my best mate in school was a jew but he didn't do any of that evil jew stuff>>215484992yom kippoxing day
>>215484746Only shi'ites do that.
>>215484992What happened to 2nd October? It was 1st yesterday
>>215484992IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAYGOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
>>215484968No I’m happy and I’ve just had lunchWhy do you ask?
>>215485005pleaseim not harming anyone idiot
>>215484968fucking sort it out
Uh oh melty
>>215485042This shit is boringBring back the pure satire
>>215485039>idiotRude.
>>215484968
Canada flag big melty big stinky
>>215484992FOY
why do some people not have net curtains? can see right into their bedrooms
>>215485027it's a leap year so we didn't have one
>>215484970>Our understanding of relativityWhat does this have to do with "the universe"? You clearly mean far-off space when talking about Hawking's "accomplishments"Einstein's theory applies to immediately perceivable reality not "the universe"
Think it should be banned
Had another breakdown this morning, police called, mum locked in bathroomcant keep going on like this
>>215485057Why are you warning us that you’re having a melty? We can all see.
>>215485083I don't like em so I got a film that goes over my window instead
>>215484998>fly planes into buildings…>female genital mutilationDon’t they cut foreskins of every boy?>trying to dominate the world…Is this a joke?
DTFIC mega meltie
Off he goes!!
nth for the baddiedem
>>215485119Just a normal day for him then yeah?
only the best for mark. £32 for 3 meals get in
>>215485107get her sectioned if she can’t behave lad
wanking my cock silly to r/boysinskirts
DTFIC's girlfriend left him so now he just has melties on here all day. True story
>>215484998There were thousands of Muslims gathered in London waving Islamic State flags with one man wearing a shirt that simply says 'You', were there?
>>215485155He has good taste
>>215484998yes schlomo, that's when you started bringing them in here (1999 to be exact)>>215485065i agree
why can't we be friendswhy can't we be friendswhy can't we be friendswhy can't we be friends
>>215485113cling film on the windows? mad
>>215485125Where have you been despy mate? We were all worried that you didn’t post for a couple of days, that’s not like you. Everything ok?
We now have a woman as archbishop of Canterbury lmaoimagine being anglican
detective despy hooves !!
DTFIC is here at least 14 hours a dayHe doesn't always post but he is monitoring every thread for any post that reminds him of heathermong, to which he will launch a mega melty towards
If I were on one of the planes on 9/11 I'd just pull the plane out of the way from the inside
>>215485155love paying for him to live
>>215485200mousey, you know you can’t post it
>>215485195next one will be a blackie
>>215485119Dude crashes out of bed into /brit/
>>215485155Fucking hell, £12.40 for 500g of stir fry, literally cheaper to get it from the chinky
I've been seeing the name DTFIC for days and I need to ask who this is and what it means sooner rather than later
>>215485200fucking UM UM UMMY x
>>215485162He’s been doing this basically every single day for probably close to 2 years now. It’s been a looooong time since he’s had anything going on in his life.
Detected signs of avatar usage. I'll keep you posted. Over.
>>215484974mad how fit she is
He’s so pathetic lol
>>215485195Yeah should be a catholic and start sucking niggers toes instead
>>215485213im not that poster fuck off cancer >>>/r9k/
this SOS thing in Pokemon Sun has to be the worst mechanic so farTrying to catch monsters and they call in some other cunt so you're forever killing cunts just tocatch one guy
damn this Canadian living in your heads rent free isn’t he the seethe in here
>>21548515512 pounds for that? Holy bait
>>215485203Once you realise he posts here with the botnet VPNs you can’t stop noticing it. Genuinely mad how seriously he takes this website, blud is the fist professional /brit/ poster
POWERFUL imageHe is the Churchill of our times
>>215485216Doubt it, the black bishops tend to be very conservative
Ghost of Wokei more like, am i right?
>the new female archbishop is from Woking >Muslim nutter called Jihad the Syrian>his dad is called Farage You honestly couldn't write it
>>215485155insane how much money he pisses away
>>215485221Desperate to fit in Canadian, he has daily melties, posts obnoxious early news, always looking for fightsYou'll recognise him soon enough. There are 2 or 3 regular Canadian posters
i thought all the mlp people moved on to uma musume
>>215485107Grow up
>>215485264the problem is staring them right in the face yet they refuse to take action.
>>215485272JK Rowling could
/^Canada$/;boards:int
>>215485184>1999well, 1997 because of blair's regime ofc, but hers started slightly laterthe rest of that image is hilarious but i'll choose to just address one of themhttps://isgp-studies.com/911-supranational-suspects>If it turns out that cooperation of the tenants of the impact and collapse floors was crucial (and that's not certain), then additional suspects include Jeffrey Greenberg, Vernon Jordan, James Wolfensohn, Jacob Rothschild, Paul Volcker, Joseph Kasputys, Joseph Nye, Toru Hashimoto and Toru Kusukawa.
>>215485264Nice of his wife to turn up, she didn’t bother for the Southport attack
>>215485264How is he only slightly taller than a woman in flatsHe shouldn't have allowed this picture to be taken he looks incredibly weak
>>215485191Yeah I'm good just been travelling Came back for a second and saw people talking about cp being spammed so decided to stay away for a little while Thread's dead most of the time anyway it's not as fun bullying the freakazoids anymore now :/
>>215485254>>215485263kek perfect timing
>>215485239Mormonism is the White man's religion.
>>215485299>the problem is staring them right in the facewhen they look in the mirror
>>215485264never realised he was such a little fellaturns out he's basically rishi height
>>215485261better than giving it to the bookies
>>215485311why do you pretend to be SN, the man who mindraped you?is it like when rape victims fancy their rapists?
sir starmer needs to get on the calorie deficit he is too pudgy he needs to lean out and he will be taken more seriously
>>215485311It was you posting that shit, wasn’t it? Did you have a botnet melty because you got banned?
>>215485204
>>215485324fuck sake
>>215485239anglicans do it too, on top of sucking gays and trannies
Labour keeps shooting themselves in the foot
>>215485333spaino is the mindraped one. he's the one posting cp because of the perpetual melty hes on
>>215485299The far right and the hate filled political discourse fuelled by billionaires and russia
>>215485090I said before that Hawking's work "could" increase our understanding of the universe which "might" lead to big scientific leaps. I didn't say it definitely will. But it could do. There could be scientific advances in the future which depend on Hawking's work.
thank god the weekend is back. Some good footy on tomorrow Chelsea vs Liverpool at 5.30 corrrrrr
>>215485324lmaogotta love him though don't you, fat scrounging bastid
at toil, doing fuck all
>>215485369nope, SN conclusively destroyed the schizosyou sound mindraped
>>215485311Don’t let heatherpedo win please we need you here
>>215485155>>215485324Lush
>>215485307they were only white scum
UPDATE: Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood says that the suspect Jihad Al-Shamie “was not known” to counter-terrorism policeIs this not suspicious? I swear literally every terror attack we’ve had the guy has been known to counter terrorism police no?
Bournemouth vs Fulham tonight at 8 I WILL be cosy indoors and I WILL be watching that
>>215485370She's right, that's the correct response to this attack. Hatred should be opposed, whether that's hatred towards Jews, or Muslims, or Christians, or anybody else.
>>215485377>I said before that Hawking's work "could" increaseyeah so he did fuck allthere is literally no fucking benefit to theorising about black holeszero
>>215485155£12 for 500g of butcher quality food isn't badA Bigham's is 400g and £8
shabana mahmood is so fit
>>215485393no he didnt. hes the biggest schizo in /brit/. everyone here laughs at him
>>215485396the only winners are the people who aren’t here
>>215485413only whites on terror watch lists now
>>215485429sounds like you've been mindraped by the chester champdont sweat it
>>215485426ah yes butcher quality peppers
>the father of the guy who stabbed people at the synagogue was called “Faraj”Bit on the nose for the 77th dontcha think?
>>215485413sir woke barmer took all non-whites off the watchlists
>>215485396oh my days blud is appealing to dtfic like he's superman
>>215485456please stop posting cp adam. its not on
>>215485418Exactly. Hitler included.
>>215485418Yes lets make emotive and esoteric, say its about feelings such as hate. absolutely dont link it mass migration or islam
I'm hungry
>>215485478and there's the accusation of being SNthe calling card of the mindraped schizo
>>215485413How could anyone guess the guy named Jihad the Syrian would be a dangerous muslim extremist?
>>215485428>In a 2024 interview with Gabriel Pogrund of The Sunday Times, Mahmood was described as a "devout Muslim". She said, "My faith is the centrepoint of my life and it drives me to public service, it drives me in the way that I live my life and I see my life."
>>215485495hi hungry, I'm rorke
>>215485477You sound mindraped, have a snickers
>>215485495get some meat inside you
>>215485462Been posted about 100times now
>>215485498take a day off mate. you're not well
>>215485155Kek he's also bought like 6L of milkHow's he gonna drink all that before it goes off
that Canadian nonce has posted a grand total of once and the thread is in meltdown, it’s blatantly that other autist who plays his characters full time on brit spaino/heathervirgin whatever. You fucking losers
>>215485413Yeah it's just a stabbing. Any rando could pull it off. GCHQ isn't investigating every fella that looks up bomb making instructions. This guy prob picked up pieces over time from different locations. Assuming his "bombs" were real and not props
DTFIC got mindraped by Spaino so badly that DTFIC is trying to become the new Spaino.
>>215485532I go through 12L of milk a week but I lift n that
>>215485537Reckon the name was a clue though
(*^_^*)
>>215484701yall not ready for this convo
>>215485574ai slop
>>215485536Mental how bad he mindraped heatherpedo, one post and he’s sent into a melty
just had an argument with an australian over at /vg/ about the spelling of the slur for aboriginals
wonder has anyone ever fucked their own mother in the ass
>>215485560he mindraped you so hard you ditched your trip, started impersonating him on a leaf flag (plus all the other flags you post under - all paid for using your own money), and spend literally every day of your life here in a melty about him and god knows what else you need help
>>215485155>>215485324Oh it lush, it really really lushMark eating like a king while the trolls feed on gruel Get in there deeeee lads
>>215485537it wasn't just himthree other people were arrested in connection with it
erm boss, this bloke's name is Jihad, shall I put him in the 'maybe' pile just to make sure?
>>215485586don't get upsetit's going to be ok
>>215485602I'm not Spaino you mentalist, seek help
Can i filter the word mindraped?
>>215485561GOMAD?
>>215485602sent that freak flying
Thoughts on the 'mass lads?
>>215485617spam your shite images elsewhere
is the neoliberal bull about to log on you little fucking neek? Are you ready to SPERG
>spaino, heathermong, dtfic all 190
>>215485616that's profiling. The police have been called.
>tfw straight, white, middle class south east english male atheist why don't i ever get to be the victim?
>>215485641>minute after your first replymake your samefags less obvious
>>215485315hate to say this o algo but you are at least as schizo as dtficyou, who have been accusing me of being dtfic all morning, and dtfic who has just accused me of being heathermongyou are all hysterically retarded as >>215485536 said
>>215485627spaki melty
>>215485636not gomad, just have a few pints of milk a day to keep things ticking over nicely
the mentally ill thread personalities having their little slap fight again are they
>>215485573It's just a name, an anon yesterday mentioned their manager's surname is "jihad". Don't think expects him to go killing Jews any day now
mad how many churchs appear to randomly burst into flames
>>215485666you get to be the pay piggie
>>215485679>spaino trying to falseflag his 'spaki' gimmick
i'm not the one posting 'p for the record, there is more than one person who uses this site*slinks back to my uk flag while you bicker amongst yourselves*
>>215485647it's okcalm downyou're going to be fine
>>215485695done that incel
>>215485697t. nonce using the frontend
>>215485643not a fan
>>215485611I'm guessing his father and someone else? Is it just for questioning?
>>215485702you'll never be fine you will always be desperate to fit in
wait, so its spaino thats been posting the cp? had a feeling it was him
>>215485379>>215485416Sounds shit.
>>215485723nah
>>215485718>Greater Manchester Police say three other suspects have been arrested on suspicion of commission, preparation and instigation of acts of terrorism. They are two men in their 30s and a woman in her 60s.
>>215485719relax sweetie everything is okyou are safeit's ok
>>215485666>666Your afterlife is your punishment
the state of it ladsthe absolute state of it
>>215485723yeh thats what all the evidence points to.he's always been a wrongun so im not surprised
>>215485749it is what it is ykwim haha
>neoliberal bull logging on
>>215485416corr love a friday night game I'll be nicely pissed by then. get a bet on. oh it lush
>>215485719american websiteyou're the one fitting in buddy
>>215485749my bum hole? yeah I know
>>215485666>straightWhatever you say sweetie. ;)
>>215485687Why? Hes a paki
>>215485730of course you think that rorkeyou'll be sat in your smelly little incel hovel playing your map clicking simulator for the 10000th friday night in a row whilst the shaggers will be down the pub watching the footy with their mates
>>215485769these lads don’t know what they’re missing do they, can’t beat it
>>215485739Mumberg shaming him into it
Fresh episode of WARSTRIKE lads
>>215485803Shagging blokes at the pub?
Shove your digital id UP YOUR ARSE
>>215485739Granny jihad
Sir 2,762,591
>>215485838you carnt say that
>>215485306Schizo
Oooo yeah mark get that air fryer nicely scratched up
>>215484746Reminder that you are a spacker who is perpetuating a racist myth
my wine is out for delivery
I might genuinely leave this place what a shithole
>>215485879>reads muslim>thinks of a racebit racist
>>215485803And where will you be lad?
me and my gf jenny nicholson
*cycles into the thread while doing a wheelie*haha alright lads? *looks directly at the raised front wheel so that you pay undivided attention to the wheelie*
women are so lucky then can cum multiple times in one session. I cum once and I’m done for the day
>>215485956Low T
>>215485945there's something not right about her
>>215485956I’ve cummed three times in a row before over a couple of hours of having sex with this slag from hinge. She was impressed so I don’t think it’s common
>>215485491>islamThere are violent criminals of all religions and ethnicities. Like that white guy in Plymouth who shot dead 5 people.
nothing worse than having severe OCD, must be nice not be tortured by your own thought's 12 hours a day
>>215485946*watches you fall off into the gay porn pit*
right now that the mega autists have calmed down let’s get back to what we were talking about
>>215485956Sad that. I can do at least three in a row, sometimes more if I'm in the right mood. Quit drinking, stop taking drugs, exercise regularly and you're set.
>>215486010spaino just needed to put in his place. all sorted now
>having sex with this slag from hingeCrazy. You live in a different world to me
wearing chinos and slippers
>>215486010we were talking about the best gaming mag, i said that ops2m was the one and others disagreed
>>215485976*removes wig* That was ME, anon!
>>215486027It’s a different world to me now as well lad, in my thirties and settled down. Sex once a month if lucky
>sex with womennever happens
got on the pints. fucking drunk live music got druk fdae timoooroe give head or its cancelled i tol her ha
(((>>215485867)))very low-energy response, couldn't even call me a muslim lmaonice projection btwhttps://www.haaretz.com/.premium-ashkenazi-gene-increases-schizophrenia-1.5294333
>>215485956edging to cum once satisfyingly is better than having your bellend sting after your 3rd cum of the day
Scrans up rorke
Mousey but he's watching Gary Eats while also consuming a Pot Noodle
some of you lads could do with a good rogering
>>215486058millions of people do it every day, hundreds of millions even
the muslims the bonuses
What you on about. I'm 32 and can still wank it like I'm 16 you just need to get your life together mate.
gary drinks haha
>>215486081refuse to believe it
I'm 37 and wank twice every morning
>>215486091i definitely can'ti think 16/17 was my power bottom peakcan barely stick a couple of fingers up my arse these days
love muslims hate jews vurt really hate ius no good love but not like bible
>>215486081psyop
>>215486091I’m 19 and don’t even have an urge to wank even when I look at porn
rorke potter and the dead creps
Looking up 4chan but for middle-aged womenIt's well weird
>>215486091it's sticking all those baguettes in your mouth making you horny batty boy
>>215486117speak to a therapist
>>215485877bacon and non-stick coating sarnies get in
>>215486117FOLC
Doing a girthy poo
can't be fucked to wank most of the time and sometimes force myself out of fear of having a wet dream hah
>>215485877>>215486132Go visit your bloated idol. You have nothing else to do.
>>215486144why would a wet dream make you fearful
>>215486123>trending threadswomen problems are so non existent honestly
next step in starmer's master plan? require constant access to webcams while watching porn to guarantee no children get past the block
>>215485945Grim little rodentCute capybara though
hey mods.this filthy burger >>215485574 used avatar
ChatGPT reckons a man will have a 1 in 800ish odds of being a virgin from birth until death. Those are decent odds lads and good news for those who are still struggling.
>>215486161my wet dreams bring up aspects of my sexuality im not comfortable with
>>215486158It not nice de lad
>>215486123>husband breathes too loudscreaming
>>215486161it's like being raped in my sleepemasculating
>>215486166meanwhile your fears are things like 'will new anime show get released in x265??' and yeah you say show, like a fucking Yank
>>215486180get a grip loser you can't change who you fancy
>>215486194>>215486194>>215486194
>>215486158chance would be a fine thing but can't do that I'm toiling, client meeting on teams 2-3 then I'll be on the beers
>>215486180er mate.......... that's a 'strophe from me
>>215486123These lot run the country now. Civil service is full of these middle aged women charged with deciding on serious policy matters like policing and national defence.
>>215486195bizarre headcanon you've crafted there pal
>>215485977Yeah but one group is preventable
>>215485922Not me, he means it that way
right well whats that all about then
poo roar
he's gone mad
just got bit by my dog :(
Janny on a funny billy ting today isn't he
davidmitchellmong is going to go crazy now
had about enough of this
irc.rizon.net #4chan
last time i went to the irc everybody gathered around me and pointed at my belly that was hanging slightly out of the bottom of my tshirt and laughed
>>215484701Why would a single robot be on the bus anyway? Surely they would just stick to one location, where other specially designed robots would bring them shit from the outside (i.e. drones bringing masters weekly shop, etc).Only humanoid robots I will accept in public places are ones with massive tits.
