Happy monkey edition Previously >>215479046
>>215490574Don't monkeys and apes perceive smiling as a sign of aggression?
Io posto qui
Foreigners can't make the NEW
Stop jacking off
ill be here
>>215490659Yes, but it's not only tha- wait a minute, you aren't a /cum/bro gtfo!!
>>215490659They do both, fear and aggression “smiles” are usually closed mouth and show all the teeth and guns
>>215490574This is the one
Why are canucks like this?
Check out the talent
Do you have a Kinonook?
*tries to make the new again*
>>215490905Lack of sunlight for half the year
women are pieces of shit
>>215490963Is that Johnny Sins
Costco is still terrible even on weekdays
>>215491007I agree What happened this time?
>>215490963California Cuck Closets
>Serb doesn’t post>Serb tries to make a foreign new>people don’t post in his foreign new >migrate to another thread >Serb doesn’t post
>>215491017I've been seeing Americans in random places posting their Costcos and it's full of pajeets. And I don't mean in Texas or North Carolina either...
question for women: how do you manage to whistand your own reflection in the mirror?
>>215491052He's such a fucking clown
WHAT HAVE I BECOMEMY SWEETEST FRIENDEVERYONE I KNOWGOES AWAY IN THE END
>>215491061Only Jeets shop at CostcoThe white man shops at Trader Joe’s, Whole Foods, Sprouts, and their local white family owned chain
>>215491078Why does he do it?Why is he so obsessed with trying to get us to post in his threads?
Just found out nothing beats a jet2 holiday
>>215490963It's not in a cuck closet, but my desk is set up in kind of like this. Like there's barely enough room for my chair to recline all the way. There's something cozy about being in a cramped space.
>>215491093i work at whole foods and it looks like mumbai in there most of the time
doom scrolling the exes facebook photos with her new bf why am i like this
how do you bear the thoughts when you're alone? how do you bear the failure to uphold the most essential basic human qualities? or are just too fucking retarded and brainfucked by tiktok to ever have this kind of toddler level insight
>WTF why does Dave Chapelle say he likes Saudi Arabia?!?!?Nigga he’s a fuckin MUSLIM
tnd stands for total normie death
>>215491093This. I don't deviate from these three stores. If I have to go to Walmart it ruins my day. I would literally be the only white person in the store if I went there.
>>215491052kinda sad
>>215491196>cultural appropriationfuck off faggot
>>215491061It’s like that in Virginia
Thank USA for Dire StraitsThank you Canada for Arcade FireThank you Mejico for...uhhhh
>>215491166I was gonna say Sprouts but I don’t know how national they are
>>215491196Alcoholic weedhead Muslim
>>215491239burritos and tacos
>>215491265Meh.
>>215491239mariachi bands are sovlful
how many stories of men giving their bone marrow to their wife, giving their kidney, slaving away days and nights for their confort and safety and the toilet just goes and cheat with the first nigger that shows uphow many stories?
For me it’s rural farmers markets Urban and suburban ones are now Mexicans reselling fruits and pastries from the grocery store along, food trucks, and hoes selling their plastic jewelry for $50
>>215491281100%Beaner shit
>>215491185There are zero American black muslims, it's just a confused LARP/Rejection of White society
>>215491309where do you live lol I never see mexicans at my local farmer markets
>>215491291Troppo assaje
I wish I could pull off a cowboy hat but I know I'd look like a larping incel
Remember when the lead singer of Arcade Fire got metoo’d and then everyone forgot it like two months later
>>215491326I’m lying about the suburban part but urban ones are ass now, there’s only a few actual standsThe suburban one that they have near my house in a dead mall’s parking lot is pretty nice actually
>>215491363No
>>215491239I was going to say Rosalia and post a sexy picture of her but then I checked wikipedia and learned she is from Spain and not Mexico.
>>215491309>hoes selling their plastic jewelry for $50To be fair they also sometimes sell metal wire jewellery for $85
>>215491360LMFAO I know what you mean
>>215491179I'm not a woman, so I have the ability to push thoughts out of my mind and focus on something else. Then only address it, when I have a solution.
smiling friends season 3 starts this weekend
>>215491281True
>>215491239Pepe Aguilar
>>215491320You're thinking of nation of islam and the moorish guys who are LARPers. Both of these groups did lead black people to becoming actual muslims after realizing NOI and the moors were retarded. Chappelle, however, converted to islam while working at an arab-owned pizza shop.
>>215491363Me Too was already dead by that point, you had to do it at the peak in like 2017-2019
>>215491320What about the second generation African>>215491391I went inside my local dead mall once and walked into a store The one pregnant employee in there ran up to me and started asking if she could help me find anythingThe store chain is now bankrupt and closed its location a month later
>>215491281>trumpet>violin>guitarbut its always a fucking accordion, ALWAYS
i hate seeing attractive men in porn
When you think about it, Zoe Quinn being a whore led to Donald Trump winning the presidential election.
>>215491471>What about the second generation AfricanNot African American. African American is its own ethnicity removed from Carribeans and Africans proper and Afro Latinos
>attractive menYou’re a homosexualI don’t think any man is attractive I just feel mogged when someone is taller and more muscular than me
>>215491507>watching porn with men in it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paq6sVkkEg0
>>215491530all women are whores THO
>>215491545He said American black not African American Black American is also acceptable but American black just means a member of the black race who is of American nationality
>>215491462>Chappelle, however, converted to islam while working at an arab-owned pizza shopYes and his entire career is talking about sex, drugs, and alcohol among other things. It's not a real conversion, don't take it personally. It's the same when White people in Anglo or the EU countries convert, 99% of the time it's just to get married or the LARP/rejection of society part.
>>215491507>Western porn is all roided up meatheads>JAV is all old menwhy
>>215491544This nigga gets it>>215491574This nigga doesn't get it. I mean FOUNDATIONAL BLACK AMERICANS. Otherwise known as 'real niggas'.
>>215491574Haha oops meant to reply to >>215491544>>215491575This is the same with most American “Muslims”DJ Khalid and French Montana both claim to be Muslims
>>215491563for me its /r/sissychastity
>>215491500the accordion player is holding the camera
>>215490939She needs to cover her ass, it's drawing attention away from her perfect legs.
>>215491507dude just watch lesbian porn so you don't have to waste mental energy avoiding junk
>>215491600>>JAV is all old menI read once that no young men want to enter the industry anymore because it ruins your life without the money the females get and it's also a lot more demanding than people realize.
>>215491621Sorry buddy you same American blacks not African Americans
i think ive fallen for only 1 pornstar.
>>215490939We need to go back to this era, I hate the BBL, liposuction, fat sculpting bogged look we have now
>>215491686You really need to get laid if you ever fall for a pornstar
Frankie Valli just died
they should hire me to run a gov social media acc for the newsom administration. i have years of experience of annoying people on 4channelle
im gonna buy a bearded axe bros
>>215491714this was a decade ago. ive grown out of it
>>215491723thats gay as fuck
>>215491686for me it was stoyaquite literally the only pornstar I ever though was too pretty for porn
GZ in the chat
Hey ChatGPT, please organize this list of credit card information, bank account information, and social security numbers for me
>>215490963>omg this is just like harry potter!
>>215491684Sorry buddy you said 'you same' so I win.
>>215491752she quit because of that kike rapist james deen
I quit osrs and started playing ffxiv
i wanna get paid to do literally nothing
>>215491772>see anything related to a nook>”OMG U R OBSESSED WIT HARI POTTUR”Get a fucking grip you fucking faggot nobody mentioned that millennial slop
i fall for a pornstar on a monthly basis and i sub to onlyfans with stolen credit cards lol
>>215491719He's really shilling himself on the black social media pages
>>215491782You're not gonna believe me but I've known James Deen since he was 15
>>215491748youre colored.
>>215491775I concede
>>215491828How many times did he rape you?
I've never fallen for a porn start but if Anri Okita asked me to marry her and help her raise her son
>>215491815Please tell me it's FK's credit card
>>215491828He's Jewish and a rapist
>I'm a total loser lolgood for you bro
>>215491851None. But I went to his house in La Canada when we was kids His real name is Bryan
>>215491878>when we was kids
I’m actually a non-voting observing member of the international Jewish cabal
>>215491864He didn't rape anyone. He didn't need to, are you serious
>>215491854>Anri OkitaIsn't she giga-bogged now? Grim taste
>>215491898From the east coast?
Kill yourself
How do we save cum?
Non-zero chance this is the Serbian subhuman
>>215491900
MODS!
I did what we all should do
>>215491878Where on the doll did he touch you? Don't worry this isn't a place of judgement. Do I need to turn the doll over for you?
>>215491983Eport-ray? >>215491998Kill yourself
>>215491969One thing the tranny jannies & mods do get rid of fast are posts that violate US law...>>215491983Based and report-pilled
It’s the Serb
>>215491794>started playing ffxivmercy upon your wretched soul
>>215492013si
I saw 'p this site once for like 10 years, and now in the last year I've seen it every few months.
>>215491812>Joke>------->Your Head
>>215491401me too lion, me too
>>215492032>Serb spams 'p in /brit/ for the last week>never in /cum/>we reject his thread>suddenly /cum/ has 'pYeah not looking good for him
>jannies genuinely get paid $0/hour in exchange for having to look at gore and CP all dayThank you for your service and thank you for keeping us safe, Janman
I hope they track down who posted that shit
>>215492072they like looking at that stuff
Did he acktually post 'p?
>>215491983go to bed on time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTVXPsxOEF8
>>215492089They won't because the same guy has been doing this for multiple days now, all we can do is hit the 'port post button
>>215492089nigga is in serbia, it might as well be legal there
>>215492101Yes he did >>215492070We never should’ve let him post here..You can’t trust SerbniggersBiden and Clinton were right
>>215492101Didn't open it but it certainly looked like it from the thumbnail. Dark day for /cum/.
>>215492072this guy gets itI visited the /b/ external archive once to see deleted postsnever again
I think it's time we made a decision on the serb
>>215492184They need to get Better about moderating them before they get shut down for hosting CP
how do we he's the serb?
>>215492184Why would you ever do that lol even the /int/ archive is dangerous if you set it to deleted only images>>215492219I think they block the images by the hash so unless it's never been posted most of it should be trashed
>>215492218
I clicked on those images. What does that mean for me now...?
>>215492232/Brit/ has been getting spammed with CP by a Serb/cum/ rejects the Serb’s thread again/cum/ gets spammed with CP
>>215492292WEE WOO WEE WOO
>>215492292nothing
>>215492292V& like a mughfukka
>>215492292Nothing, Ted Cruz said it’s time we stop attacking pedophiles so Kash Patel won’t care
>>215492013>Kill yourselfIt's alright anon. Here's the other side, if that's where he touched you.
Like 22% hung over ugh
>>215492299are you trying to accuse the goat of cum?
>>215492299and you're certain it's our resident namefagger and not some other serb?
>>215492292Contact your lawyer
>>215492277>Why would you ever do thattwas looking for a thread from a while ago
>>215492374i 100% reject the notion of that serb being our resident goat, goat has posted his face he would never do such a thing
>>215492364>>215492374God himself witnessed it and told me about the Serb’s transgressions against /cum/ and the people of /cum/
>>215492292Nothing, as long as you reported it.You DID report it, right anon?
>>215492374>some other serb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZvmF9Hb24A
>>215492218that ANIMAL serbetto
>>215492364>>215492374The timing is way too coincidental. He needs to defend himself instead of lurking.
>>215492421there was another serb posting here, earlier this week
>>215492358Fuckin hell mateMe too, and I'm m at work and my boss is lurking around and I'm fighting the urge to regurgitate
>>215492292STOP RESISTING
>>215492455How'd he get up there
>>215492441someone is trying to frame our goat
>>215492444Was there though?
>>215492479He unlocked double jump
Alright the /cum/council will have to rule on the Serb's fate. What do we say?
>>215492277I did this out of curiosity once. Why does the archive even keep these?
>>215492497yep. different posting style
>>215490659me too tbf
>>215492523
>>215492515I sentence him to never getting (You)'s or replies to his threads
>>215492453Bummerville
>>215492515we have no definitive proof it was goat
>>215492549Pedo is back.
>>215492515He's gone too far'p is simply unforgivable. He's gotta go
>>215492518>Why does the archive even keep these?Well it is useful if the janny has a melty and deletes a bunch of threads or posts that made him seethe as opposed to something illegal.
>>215492590Everything makes the jannies seethe, because they will never be women, just men with mutilated genitals.
>>215492574I have undeniable evidence it was the serb, I'm upload
>>215492515I think we sentence him to ostracism…
>>215492550Ostracism>>215492574Mercy because the evidence is circumstantial>>215492589ExileThe American contingent has spoken
>>215492628Jannies aren't always bad
>>215492639Provide your evidence to the /cum/ council
hi>>215492605>>215492651>>215492658also ban evasion. there is probably more (will be linking it) but I cant quote more posts without getting this post flagged for spamthanks
Saw some girls outside. Yeah they were pretty. Yeah they had large breasts. Didn't look though. None of my business.
>>215492682Based post
I have a different theoryIt's a jeet using a serb proxy
>>215492746You guys spend too much time complaining about the orange faggot or politics can't we talk about ways to get an 18 year old white wife?
>>215492781Stunad the serb wasn't posting under the serb flag he was using Aussie proxy
I had a dream last night Veritas daughter of Saturn the Goddess of Truth descended from the Heavens She said to me, “Beware! The Balkan beast will betray you!”
>>215492803Shut up Jose and get back to cutting my grass
>>215492814Sure, but he could have just switched his proxy to Aus/Can.Think about it. How often do Balk niggas leave their country? Meanwhile jeets flood America and Canada in hordes. 'p is also very prevalent in jeetland.
>>215492823>I had a dream last nightASOT vibes
>dentist told me I need wisdom teeth out>I say no to his Jewish tricks>get what feel like an infection where my wisdom tooth isInsane the torture these people put us (me) through.
>>215492711>>215492817 >>215492891
>>215492880
>>215492803>18 year old white wife?Only way you can do this is if she's part of some strict ethnic or religious minority group or a very poor immigrant.
My internet is out so I'm trying Fallout 2 again. I dropped it before.Can I finish the game with this character?
>>215492911I got my wisdom teeth removed because my dentist said I should even though they weren't bothering me. Then during the surgery he accidentally damaged a nerve and now I can't feel half my tongue.
>>215492939Is this quoting the song It's Not Up To You by Bjork
>>215492911He put that infection there during your last cleaning
>>215492978It's a movie I thinkBut great song I love Bjork
>>215492961Yeah but you have to use dialogue to win not brute force
>>215492961idk I tried to play fallout 1 and it was so dogshit i never even tried fallout 2
>>215492961blud took a photo of the screen :skull:
>>215492961as long as your agility isnt 4 or less, that games playable honestly.
>>215492823
>>215492968Jesus. My dad hasn't been able to feel half of his mouth since childhood because of an accident like this at the dentist.
>go to midnight premier for IT>like 20 minutes in a group of girls come in cackling and yelling with each other>guy with very deep voice screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP" at them>they're dead silent the rest of the movieI forgot most of that movie but I'll never forget about that hero.
>>215492961If you have high speech the last boss becomes a absolute joke
>>215493088That was like in 2017, you were 17 years old?
>>215493088And then you went home and furiously jacked off think about getting fucked by that guy
>>215493129So what if I did?
>>215493111actually I was 20
Dentist said I don’t have wisdom teeth
>>215493109are you memeing or are you just retarded? you need science to hack the turrets to cheese horrigan
>>215493154Same, anonBased 1997 ChadGonna be 28 in a week
>>215493162dentist saidboooi you so stupid they aint even finna be wisdom teeth on yo dumb ass that shit's dumbass teeth
>>215493197>>215493154I'm 25 and a junior in college
Just got back from the book store, here’s my blogpost >buy 5 different books on midwestern mature >go to counter>cute book hoe, around a 7/10>"btw I’d also like to order a book from the warehouse, it’s called anti-tech revolution.">she looks it up then she mutters “by T-Ted Kaczynski >"yes">”sorry it seems like we can’t order that one"I also saw two brown Jehovah Witnesses
>>215493214What’s taking so long? PhD?
>>215493215Uncle Ted
胎盘提取物大量时能抑制去氧麻黄碱引起的发热。
I fucking love pad thai but all the thai restaurants around me are so pricey
>>215493214It's only downhill from here. Enjoy college while you can.
I'm so sick of the cheap grocery store because how you gon run out of onions
I will NEVER get an art hoe gf who makes animations of us
>>215493274Why? You weren't able to get a girlfriend?
>>215493215>midwestern maturesInteresting taste
>>215493290iktf
>>215493301Meant midwestern nature
>>215493239Three years of the scamdemic
>>215493294Being a full time wagie is a miserable experience.
>>215493325>midwestern natureblonde girls everywhere, eliot rodgers would've been a pig in shit, thank you
>>215493330Glad I picked EMS desu, I work 10 hour shifts but I can fuck around most of the shift. I will NEVER get a normal job ever again
I miss the lockdowns so much its unreal. Life was so comfy.
>>215493215>about a 7/10You didn't hit on her?
>>215493392I’m too autistic to flirt, my current haircut makes me look like a mass shooter, and I think she got spooked by the Ted Kaczynski thing
>>215493370Does anybody ever get PTSD or anything working EMS? I'd have to imagine seeing a gored up family in a bad car accident has to shake you up a bit.
>>215493386the greatest trick the neets ever pulled was convincing the world that it isnt freaking awesomet. neet
>>215493386i was at my fattest during lockdown i was completely miserable i spent all of 2021 losing the weight though
yo yo what's up white boys
>>215493465NTAI've heard yeah. EMS and nursing have a high rate of PTSD.
>>215493327I graduated at the height of COVIDGot laid off from my campus job because they shut down the campus lol
>>215493456Why are you reading Ted Kaczynski? You want to overthrow the US government? You want to overthrow Trump?
>>215493465I haven’t run into anything horrible yet. Worst I’ve seen in is one guy’s body after he shot him self. But it definitely happens. The PTSD you get from EMS would be different from the ones veterans get though
>>215493520im taking my 3rd cousins to an old west gold town today.
I wanted to be a 911 dispatcher when I was in high school then I met one and he told me about how one time he had to listen to someone getting burned alive in a fire
>>215493520might get drunk tonight and start contemplating life
>>215493520The Serb (allegedly) posted 'p in /cum/. How do the Mexicans respond to this situation?
>>215484643>>215485439>>215485479That's Germany done then
>>215493564Well if you can't take the heat..
>>215493542Because I agree with him on 90% of issues>>215493564It’s a high stress job. You also have to relay the information during the broadcast to first responders, while still on the phone with them
>>215493564They are mostly fat ladies at the dispatch. Often fat black ladies.
>>215493596It was posted twice and was up for 4 minutes and 2 minutes respectively >>215493609Yea I’ve only heard 1 make dispatcher in my career so far
I like the feeling of after a run, but I hate running itself
>>215493564https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qUNvhTIn8ioyou can do that today
>>215493564SIR PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME
>>215493602>It’s a high stress job. You also have to relay the information during the broadcast to first responders, while still on the phone with themThey also make like 5k less than me a year on average and all I do is reset passwords and instruct old people how to connect to a vpn.
>>215493669You are fat and brown
>>215493670Brutal stuff Reminds me of the guy in one of the twin towers, who was on the phone with dispatcher when the tower collapsed
>salut les amis!>henlo frens!>holà caballeros!
>>215493714yeah, people who are really dying make the best screams by a lot
So by demand of this general the Serb is now a persona non grata
>>215493757their sobbing occasionally gets to you
>>215493770He offered no plea, no defense, no explanation, the /cum/council has found him guilty in absentia
Dubs and I get a buzz cut and post it on /cum/
Was watching Love Is Blind (with the misses) and one black guy on there said that later in life he wants to get into substitute teaching and managing section 8 housing. How nigged up can you be?
Mayors send letter to Premier Ford in support of speed cameras
>>215493770>>215493818I don't care for the guy but yall are the real fags talking like this I hope you know that.
>the synth at the beginning of Gray Matter by Oingo Boingo
You ever listen to an objectively terrible song enough times you begin to enjoy it?
>>215493775thats true. i dont have empathy so its really awkward being around people in pain but i still feel guilty if i dont help them
>>215493890Oh no, some faceless moron on the internet thinks ill of me!
>>215493890>defending a 'P posting cuck What a loss for us if he didn't come back
>>215493895Just listened to it cause of this post, not bad
>>215493911IIIII LOOOOVVVEEEEE YOUUUUU JEEEESUUUUSSS CHRIIIIIIIST
>>215493890kys
I've got a theory
BRING BACK MATTHEW ZAZUWELA
>>215493911https://youtu.be/l2m4LBH4SkI?si=D34UCPfo5GO9K_-U
I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
recycle>>215490541
would you convert to norse mythology if 60% of the population did?
>>215494036Considering that you refused to even post once in this thread, I’m not using it
I'm not even going to reply to that nigga
>>215494036Shant
>>215494036did you really post 'p?
>>215494045No. There are a billion jeets worshipping shit and over a billion moslems worshipping a rock but I'd never join either of them because it was popular.
>>215494036The garbage thread you kept out of the archive with VPN posts?Kill yourself nigger
>>215494045i would only convert to a religion if there was sufficient evidence that it was true. given how STUPID the average person is, total number of believers would not apply.
the demon slayer movie was pretty good
I get emotional when I see the Soviet flag lowered for the final time
What's with all the rabbits
>>215494168Me tooThey still have the best anthem ever written
Is it just me, or are fake blonds the biggest vindictive whores you’ll ever meet? I’ve never met a fake blond who was a good person
new>>215494196>>215494196>>215494196new
>>215494274Because only a few very specific types of females are gonna make their hair blonde. Self-selecting.
NEW>>215494162
>>215494274that's the blonde stereotype
>>215494291>>215494310So where are we going?
>>215494368>>215494310Was made first
