Whatever happened there?edition
"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you"
>>215495886I've been hearing it's really bad and also that she insulted Charli XCX because Charli said when she was on tour with her the audiences were full of 5 year olds kek.
(8) i was your father figure (8)
nth for the gyaldem
I didn’t know what to say, I had been so loaded in panama, I could scarcely remember my own name. I know things have gotten real heavy.
hello sexy let me see yourfanny
It's not fair, why can't we be like the Europeans and actually have a decent right-wing party that isn't scared of their own shadowhttps://x.com/PaulEmbery/status/1974037750090178834
he didnt look it up
funny to see how hard the brown catholic hordes are coping on xitter after the pope said you’re not pro-life if you support the death penalty.>ermmmm actually Pope Rorke XIV in 1392 said YEAH KILL EM so that’s the actual catholic position
>>215495982Bro has a threehead.
nowt wrong with hierarchy desu
>>215496039i forget whether i took drugs or not
>>215496009What made you like this?
>>215496041feels like something I have said before
>>215496087How many fit Asians have you fucked Canada lad?
>>215496105wonder if her eyes are that big normally while were eating dinner uwu
>>215496112looks a bit like she's escaped the confines of her picture right thereeerie
>>215496105she's pretty
>>2154961191.5
get it sniffed, rorke
>>215496063catholics are all incel recessed chin zoomers and old nonces now. religion is dying everywhere
>>215496124she doesn't eat dinneranorexic freak
LIVERPOOL
>>215496144womens rights were a mistake
I think my doctor might be retarded, his name is doctor retardo
i guess they don't like her anymoreshit ain't been the same since she booed at superbowl
>>215496144her looksmatched is a literal incelwild how women do it
>>215496174modern pop music is one big psyop
Carly Rae Jepsen stuns with some guy
It's crazy how literally everything wrong with "society" today, every single aspect of it, is caused by our unfettered capitalism that has been ongoing since the end of WW1. Capitalism turns everyone into semi schizophrenics
>>215496157why are you so mean with her :(
the goal
yes, I speak jive
>You sound like a retard and your attached image supports that accusation
>>215496174charlis' tummy is so delicious it's not even funny
>dad literally named him jihad
>>215496194everything wrong with society comes from the fact that we don’t just tell women to shut the fuck up
I heard everything wrong with society happened when women were emancipated from their hellish bindings or what have youIs there science to back that up?
>>215496207its mid
>>215496206gay if you dont pick the girl with the tum in the middle
burritos for tea i suppose
the ladies brasthe ladies brasthe ladies knickers and the ladies bras
>>215496220>>215496211>>215496163yeah?
>>215496220https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_aqTTMwG58&list=PLoZ5e3aD_LuQerPSTeVGT7z_vEjxZE_I7
its grim that she can keep smiling and be confident abotu that gross smell pits...
>>215496194not really accurate though is itif we've ever had unfettered capitalism it was during the late 19th century, the 20th century particularly after world war 1 and 2 saw massive expansion of state control of the economy and businessesthe railways are a perfect example of this, created by capitalists during the 19th century, then nationalised and destroyed by the state in the 20th
(8) he stuck his long wood into my redwood forest and let his sap ferment my roots (8)
>>215496202Must be a well old picture, haven’t seen an irn bru can like that in ages
drunk in my room but mummy doesn't know
>>215496220>is there scienceaboslute state of youyou'd want "science" to know whether u feel love or not
I’m a happy go lucky kind of lad, easily pleased too, give me a chippy on a Friday night after toil and all is right with the world
wish I was drunk
4 generations make up a family
>>215496144This webm gave me an erection.
lorry just blew halfway into my lane when I was passing it on dual carriagewayThat was almost it. Almost over for me
Might call my son crusade and be surprised if he attacks a mosque
leftypol is simply a dysgenic creature, who has found the convenient scapegoat of 'capitalism' to foist all of his personal failings uponhis intrinsic abnormality would cause him to fail in most every society, however
>>215496278is there a bible verse that says you should combust right this instant?
>>215496301yeah
>>215496284chippys closing down it's becoming a mosque
>>215496284what abougt girls and drinks and music?
>>215496301so when are you turning your life around following a near death experience?
>>215496328dont care about women
>>215496317wut?
>>215496009Phenomenal gimmick ignore that Canadian freak
It was real. All of it.
Call me an old softie, but I'd prefer if you call me a distinguished gentleman with a flagging erection.
>>215496257I was being a bit hyperbolic mate and didn't realize you were this anal or else I would have specified the exact weeks, months, and years that our downfall into societal schizophrenia began....but you get my point
>>215496328Shagged plenty of women in my twenties, 80 of them infact and I’ve done clubs and drinks to death. I’m in my thirties now and settled down with my gf, priorities change
>>215496331I have a wife and 2 kids mate. You sort your own life out
>>215496345ICK>>215496368whatyyy thars me and me local
OK so apparently its not normal to go talk to women on the street
>>215496057Bizzare video, how do you check yourself that quickly for something so innocuous Almost like she was told specifically not to use that phrase
>>215496394s
>>215496394you have no idea what you're up against
Ariana Grande and her boyfriend Ethan Slater are reportedly going through a "difficult phase" in their relationship.
>>215496401Please be aware of modern sensibilities
>>215496208
>>215496396CWLTSHC
>>215496418you're fucking going doing
i've shagged ariana grande
>>215496433rekon a female policeofficer did this to me but actually wanted to fuck me
>>215496375you did specify, you said after world war one, and i pointed out that actually the opposite is true
>>215496456hi cynthia x
You know what they say, opinions are like assholes. I wanna suck them all!
Autumn in LondonGorgeous
whenever i see a chinese person my mind goes dudududu du du dudu duuuuu
they should have frisbee'd me out the hospital window the instant i slithered out onto the delivery table
and she was like... O.O in her head going NYOHHHYAAH!
>>215496385you must be fun at parties
>>215496483he got a nob?
>>215496483seen her shag a pumpkin with her erect penis
pissing propane out of my narrow urethra
got the chinky scran ordered
>>215496484>Autumn in London>Gorgeous
The Green Party
called in sickhowever.
>>215496501a pitch black frisbee made of shit
coating a DEStent in ginger and putting it down a trannypenis
>>215496531*tosses a lit match into your piss stream*
>>215496483even Caligulia wouldnt shag this
>>215496468God you're a little twat aren't you. I shan't explain anything to you, but just know we are both correct
>>215496551whyit was shit
dads watching the new alan patridgenot impressed and says its not funny
>>215496573
>>215496557You like that image, don't you?
>>215496598idk if reggie was trans or pegged idk
>>215496585wqhy do you have an antartica flag
>>215496605he just looks so gay
On the beers depressedBack to toil next weekNo friends no girlfriend no reason to bother Live at home with mum and im 28!KINELL FUCKING KILL ME IK FIVE FOOT 6nFUCKNOFF ALREADY
>>215496501me standing outside the woolombananga ward with a katana ready to play fruit baby ninja
>>215496581weird little autist aren't you getting upset at a bit of conversation. used to always being placated and agreed with are you?grow up
>>215496605calling things gorgeous as a man is a bit poofy
>>215496646nuu
right well that one's not allowed
>>215496646hehe sowwy >_<
>>215496658why's that sweetie pie
The Blue Man Group has been forced by the federal government to hire an orange man and a purple woman
>>215496057Because Tony Blair is an actual demon who has made it so that being more right-wing than him is unthinkable
>>215496643fucking hell
weird remembering how woke twitter was before elon bought it
It's Fear That Gives Men Wings
at chic-choc lodge, im rabbit...
>>215496701woke noncesense
licking an australian
>>215496646Poo
>>215496639SCREAMING THIS IS ME
im too scared to wank
>>215496646I hate them an appropriate amount
>>215496722wrong
>>215496755:<
>>215496748scared of what?
British Exceptionalism
>>215496748don't worry, Sir Keir can't get you
>>215496737um
>>215496763the they/themdem
>>215496401Talking? Perfectly normal. Harassing? No.
what did faraj mean by this?
>>215496786I need to go get sex or a gf
>>215496579>Caligulia
touching an australian inappropriately
>>215496799*thumbs up*
>>215496799nigel farage's palestinian cousin
being ugly and short is a death sentence as a fat guy
not had my tea yet
>>215496799Why does he still speak in Arabic wtf I thought immigrants would eventually integrate he had two decades
>>215496829the fabled rorkesheed, as it were
raping the arse off an australian twink named lachlan jones
>>215496837true, I am handsome and tall and dark and handsome
guiding an australians mouth toward my umstick
turning my pint glass upside down in an lgbt friendly australian pub
My arse is made out of flesh and blood and muscle and tissue
>>215496763CWLTSTC
(8) YEAH FUCK IT (8) >>215496869least deluded brit poster
listening to a guy moan while you diddle him is the hottest thing ever
thought his name was jihad who's this faraj mongoloid
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit and also rorkes favourite
funny horse #horses #horse
I, Toilet Bog Fart, as Cuntmander-in-Queef poo solelmnly swear fat I shill fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Pooreshitdent and Burger King of the Poonited Shites of Arsemericrack, kike my predecessors before me in the Shite House, and will poo the best of my ashillititty, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, so help pee God.
>>215496915Sir Nigel Farage
Nigel Al-Faraj
bunz is pretty drunk
>>215496656Not really...you Brits are just so....whats the word I'm looking for...retarded? Maybe a bit too harsh. Maybe you're just stupid. "Oh the railroads were NATIONALISED, Nigel...yes, bloody NATIONALISED yer wanker!"the majority of railway through all British history has been under state ownership. Only very few were ever private. And you think just because a buck toothed politician on TV who looks like he's been eating rock soup everyday tells you how "evil it was that those evil people took away your railways...so vote for me!" Railways don't make money. They never have. They move things that make money, but they don't make money. And you don't even know the difference between capital vs industry, so Hush little one
>>215496943WOWZERS
>>215496913thought diddling meant chomo shit
>>215496915jihad's dad
>>215496950you talk like chris-chan nigga
>>215496913diddling means noncing though
>>215496950Yo soy algo senoir Rodriguez
smash burger and homemade fries sent in a hunger request payload POSTed directly to my stomach API
>>215496928reported this post purely for it being that unfunny
>>215496890sounds... appetising
>>215496991what of the response?
>>215496987americans are just embarassing like that and lack self awareness not to bethey take themselves so seriouslythey talk like they’re in a movie kek
>>215497021201 Yummy More More MoreI may rate limit the stomach API
this is me right meow
>>215496255Who's the mechanic chick in borderlands?
>if I squint I can see through my hair at my hairline for at least an inchowari da... The reaper has found me.
This thread is 90% bots
is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
...
>>215497034Lovely stuff
>>215497057hi
>>215497033>calling films “movie” Americanised freak
>>215497057EY UNC
>>215497063hate junkies another drain on society
>>215497063>Gay>JewishYeah
>>215497063the opposite
well?
>>215497076i think most people would know not hard to tell
legalisation of all drugs is the modern day version of poisoning the well
>>215497104
>>215497124grosscut dicks are so fucking ugly
Say what you will about Elon Musk but with his new plan to bring people to Mars, nobody is a more creative serial killer.
Hairline status? Doing a quick check on to see how the boys of /brit/ are surviving in this bald-hating world. How's your haline holding up lads?
>>215497104thought vin diesel was taller than that desu
>>215496112
>>215497151probably shite bit i have a nice long fringe so who cares
>>215497145no you dont understand its imperative for humanity we send a bunch of people on a long dangerous mission to a lifeless rock
>>215495982
>>215497151temples are suffering but i think its otherwise holding upvery thick
>>215497174pathetic
>>215497188Please explain this webm why does no one explain this webm
let's fly, way up to the sky,your love is like shit in my eye
Zesty looking ahh
Where's Ziedbelg?
sàng văn địt
Get the covfefe in
aliens are coming! from outer space! on what appears to be a comet but it's actually a spaceship!
Why haven't you gotten your ass to New Zealand yet?
>>215497151>How's your haline holding up lads?
>>215497236tell em to fuck off, we're fucking full
>>215497204sad retard spamming his chink wife fantasywhat more need be explained?
Steak pie and mash with lashings of gravy? GET IT MADE
>>215496433Wonder how many of those 18 arrests were brownoids
>>215497254you're getting probed lad
Police in Tennessee arrested a teenage girl when they found a loaded gun in her vagina. When questioned, the boyfriend said "I guess that explains why my cock kept getting blown off
>>215497216Doing normal guy stuff. Not complicated.
>>215497237Maori ethnostate that treats white people as second class citizens
>>2154972111. Middle right2. Top middle3. Top left4. Bottom middle 5. Top right6. Middle left7. Middle bottom 8. Middle middle9. Bottom left
yeah man just legalize heroingood idea bro
>>215497279i don't get it
>>215497280Such as?
>>215497295the gun blew his cock off
>>215497219is this a ladplease answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeqj5GnoFUY
>>215496144vile jew cow
>>215497302not sure I saw he was having a reasonable discussion with someone in earlier thread and hasn’t been seen since
>>215497302wanking the cronem
>>215497151I'm George Costanza status
>>215497290why's it not a good idea
>>215496501The second I was born the doctor threw me against the wallKicked open the door and whipped me down the hallI'm sliding and bouncing off shit like a hockey puckAnd my mother's like "What the fuck??"
>>215497334and what about you? gonna sit here every minute of every day until you finally decide to end it?(rhetorical question ofc, we know the answer is yes)
>>215497204>>215497318
as always, lets give it a go
190 whatever happened there
>>215497287Swap 1 and 2 imo you just don't get zestier than the sleeves rolled up and the AIDS physique
i have very light and fine features so most people look foreign and swarthy to me
>>215497376sorry I don’t talk to strangers
pissing out my arse tbf
Deano retards buying this years FIFA/EAFC for 70 quid again like the sheep they are. Never mind the quality is awful now.
>>215497407vgh she could have been a fine vessel for an Aryan child but now she's destined for hell
wankin to CHAD rose,. Happening for an year now. Keep turn it over bby
>>215497104Mini Me literally killed himself
>>215497445needs a good wash
>>215497418translation: yes
>>215497416both my parents are anglo saxon but I have dark features, heavy facial hair and dark eyesmy most insecure trait, i wish i was blonde hair blue eyes
>>215497431Shall be buying it tomorrow. £70 is nothing to a guy like me
>>215496501https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu_0GdXW904
>>215497104are warwick could never
>>215497470and look like a woman? be provd my latin brother
>>215497474Saudi Arabia thanks you for your donation
>>215497470>both my parents are anglo saxon You realize anglo-saxons havent been a thing for like 1000 years right? Nobody alive today is an Anglo-Saxon
any fiscally liberal, socially conservative man in?
>>215497529no you fucking loser
>>215497529youre so annoying
>>215497529fiscally left socially right meblue labourlike any working class person was in this country up until 1997 and what millions still are
>>215496928HOWLING
>>215497487they don't make em like that anymore
>>215497529>this is what the ideal politician should be>literally every single one of them is the exact opposite
what would Americans find easier to understand manc accent or gay southern posh accent
Jon Hamm has a big dick. I could have told you that, but I don't suck and tell!
>>215497548retard>>215497549schizo>>215497563good lad>>215497574indeed
Any irl hetero, but porn tranny man in?
>>215497563not everyone is fucking racist you neanderthal
>>215497104Love american women me
>>215497431can hear my neighbour shouting and banging stuff in anger when he's playing. it's rigged to have too many RNG ricochets or keeper fumbles to incentivise buying packs now. only thick people still fall into the trap
>>215497487*enters brit*
too smart for FIFA meget me on FM and I'll show you why I earn the big bux
>>215497606The left are openly anti-white racist thoughbeit
In a perfect world the entire isles would be speaking the queens english, but alas, we still have ‘people’ in their shithole desolate northern towns speaking orc tongue
watching the new hoots
>>215497370Hahaha, is this Sublime?
>>215497496he’s not latin he said he’s anglo dumb retard im going to shove you into a cupboard and lock it forever
>>215497612i know. it’s literally an RNG that decides the outcome of games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dXYf6NqA5Mthe watch
>>215497574in what way is farage not fiscally liberal socially conservative
Could be bed for me ykyk
>>215497695cringe cuckoid
give orange
remember that old nightmare on elm street movie where freddy krueger is born and it's really grosslike he splats on the floor and starts slithering around
>>215497732>>215497732>>215497732
>>215497720the night's not over
>>215497718farage is a populist he isn't anything
>>215497742sounds like my birthslithered out me mum's arse
>>215497718Still waiting to hear his stance on bennies for native Brits
>>215497751Didn't ask you did I?
>>215497718isn't he pro legal immigration and wants to privatize everything?
>>215497319Looks like she dropped a few
asdas
