Prev >>215499227Whisky edition
Uh wtf just happened bros?
Fuck The Jannies Edition
>>215506286Jason posted child pornography
>>215506286Presumably the OP of the deleted thread posted something illegal, and got all their posts auto-deleted
>>215506286no idea
What did you guys fucking do????!!!!! You almost caused a rift in the space-time continuum!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJXHTfE6C2cIn Bruton town there lived a farmerWho had two sons and a daughter fairBy day and night they were contrivingTo fill their parents' hearts with fearHe told his secret to not otherBut unto her brother this he said:I think our servant courts our sisterI think they have a mind to wed-I'll put an end to all their courtship,I'll send him silent to his grave!
This is LITERALLY me whenever I talk to a woman
>>215506307I think it was maybe that anon talking about stalking a girl that rejected him, that got it 404d maybeCan you subhumans go a single thread without posting something illegal?
*no otherthis 14th century British song is a picture of our society as it could again beif the chuds win out
>>215506327I like this a lot
This now an Unc music thread https://youtu.be/nP9zoP3km7g?si=Mb4Tf94NuC-sDUI0
/cum/ is too powerful
>>215506360also>>215506359
>>215506341The glowies got 'im
Why does Finland do this?
>>215506341I made this OP, and never post anything illegal, so you can trust this edition won’t disappear
>>215506341I never said I was stalking her thougheverbiet. I was ghosted, and I’m neurotic enough to have thought about killing her, but my frontal lobe is developed enough to know that’s a bad idea, and would never go through with it. I’ve posted worse stuff on here
>>215506360if they were trying to find a substitue Lauryn Hillthen they FAILED!
here's you arab spring success story bro
>>215506400>hey, smoothskin
>>215506389>I’ve posted worse stuff on hereStop digging the hole deeper bro
Want to cheat on my gfAlready think of other women when i have sex with her
Anyone wants to give me a rubdown? I can return the favor
>>215506400britbong government furiously taking notes
More Unc music https://youtu.be/vYW7153wbqY?si=fvSXQe6L8l9E4Grw
>>215506424>Want to cheat on my gfInstalling grindr tonight?
>>215506400How about it's Arab spring rolls and you dip em in hummus and lebneh
>>215506422Don't go to Tunisia
My gf is half native alaskan and half white but she looks Chinese kinda
>>215506426The anon above you is looking to cheat.
For me I like trip/trance electronic. it's peak loser music. I used to listen to this album on repeat when i worked at a pizza placehttps://youtu.be/cOG176Ny2EE
>>215506424break up, dont cheat>>215506436yes, big if true
Bad Bunny
>>215506423I operate under the assumption I’m already under investigation/person of interest
>>215506439Those already exist they are called "Rakakat Lebneh"
The federal government is quite literally investigating me atm
>>215506436Based if this is legit
Watching Nickelodeon TV
>>215506491TS?
>>215506491To the glowie that's reading this: You're a niggerfaggot.
>>215506307a bunch of posts got wiped from the last thread so it was someone who posts a lot
>>215506436Yes
>>215506491>I did not have sexual relations with that man!
>>215506478damn...I thought I was on to something
>>215506459I'm too much of a loser for rhythmic electronic music, I just listen to new age when I'm not shitfaced.
Gamestop fucking blocked my IP from their website for some reason
I'm high af rn tbqh
>>215506439How about Vivaldi’s Arab Spring and it’s on Arab instruments
Getting my hair cut tomorrow
>>215506511I will make these I didn't know the existed till you posed the question. I think I might change the Arabic stuff for Thai chili sauce though
>>215506508Why do they look so lopsided here?
>>215506508do it asapalso nice tits (respectfully)
>>215506296sad, he was doing it yesterday too
>cuck chomsky was deletedUHHH JANNIES ARE BASED NOW?
>>215506522
>GET DOWN! *starts dancing*
>>215506544Nigga tryna get murdered in prison
>>215506531Not bad idea>>215506535they look interesting, if i have to be honest I've never had spring rolls
>>215506534Cute
>>215506491Take your meds schizo we aren't investigating you we have bigger fish to fry
Gfberg wants to go oktoberfest together this weekend (she's half german)
pretty sure the cp spam was from /brit/
>>215506587In Germany? Where Hitler lived?
>>215506587Didn't askYou get to have sex, we are so lonely the we are suicidal.Take gf blog posts to reddit
I’ve only had 1 “gf” and I called it off after a week cause i wasn’t sexually attracted to her (she was fat)If I knew I couldn’t get another one after that I would have tried to get her to lose weight
>>215506577I make them quite often. You can buy the rolls from your local Asian store, I recommend the spring home brand. You coat them a little bit with egg so they hold up during frying. You can put whatever filling you want in them. You then just roll them up
>>215506555bobers would never act like a doberman
>>215506565Maybe we'll talk about that, not nowYou see I'm jackin'All my friends are here, there's justNo time for taboo
We dem bois
>>215506605He was from austria howeverbeit
>>215506587Anon…
>>215506582P*des are their raison d'être they wouldn't investigate their own kind
>>215506436Yes. Asian women are made for loving and impregnating, not pumping and dumping.
>>215506583Never got to play with big tits like that sadly Definitely get her wifed up and impregnated
Extremely bitter and resentful over not finding love
>>215506637The local one in my city not the one in Germany dumbass
>>215506652SameSuicide = my future
>The leader of Manitoba's left-wing party is Native>The leader of Manitoba's conservative party is Indian>The leader of Manitoba's liberal party is blackShould I move to Manitoba?
>>215506653Wisconsin is practically Germany
>>215506653>>215506606
>>215506612We don't have many Asian stores here. I've checked before but I didn't see the rolls but I haven't been in a while.>You can put whatever filling you want in them. You then just roll them upYeah I've watched them being made on youtube, they look really tasty.
>>215506635he said livedwhy are you being difficult
>>215506652Take my wife, Please!
I'm sensing negativity
>>215506663A military friend of mine got posted to Winnipeg for a while and absolutely hated it
>>215506652Unless you're 45 you still have time
>>215506679I’m 22It’s so over
>>215506653You should go
the best crime thrillers are ones with two bickering hitmen who obviously have major psychological problems but are outwardly quite neat
>>215506673Wow. Are you an Empath
i want to be dead
>>215506696name three
>>215506692Wtf, you're still very young.
Gonna go to Disc Replay in Rockford tomorrow and see if they have call of duty 3
>>21550671022 is the new 50
>>215506692I just turned 20 while single. Is it over? I don't think so desu.
>>215506712Have you ever tried not going to Rockford?
>>215506710I’m still a virgin, no friends, no social skills, 5’8, skinny, and ugly
>>215506710i don't know the exact percentage but i think a solid amount of zoomers are completely psychologically fucked as collateral damage from the modern information war
>>215506706My wife is very fit but her tits are moderately sizedHoping they get huge when she gets pregnant Otherwise whatever I've felt some big tits before but never got to really play around with them while naked multiple times etc
>>215506709that 1970s bond moviePulp Fiction (even those those guys are not all that fucked up)that Angelina Jolie movie where Littlefinger is a button man
Grow up
>>215506508No offense anon, but are those real? I've never seen an asian with breasts that large.
>>215506719How are your social skills?
>My Wife >My Girlfriend>Sex pussy FuckShut the FUCK up
>>215506712I played cod3 on the wii when i was a kidYou can play as a Canadian in that game which i always thought was cool
>>215506717nah>>215506729so fucking what? stop thinking like that>>215506731thats not good
>>215506757/cum/ is a normie general we all have sex here and are over 30
>>215506753Shut up, nigger.
I got a ps2 emulator working the other sayWhat are some games i should play ?
>>215506769why does the guy not have a face
>>215506756Pretty good. People generally like me bc I pretend to be a normie around them, but the only problem is that while they like me, I secretly hate their guts. Most people in my area (SoCal) are retarded and shallow.
>>215506757awww wittle baby can't handle people different than him awwwwwwwwww.t also a virgin btw. grow up pussy.
>>215506761I’m doing a marathon of all the Cod campaigns on Hardened I haven’t played Cod 3 yet cause it’s not on PC
>>215506692Same
>>215506757>Sex pussy Fuckkekd
grow a pussy
>>215506807You’ll be fine, if you have decent social skills you can score eventually.
nobody is normal, everyone is crazy
>>215506841its the microplastics
>>215506797So the reader can self insert more easily
>>215506731I'm zoinked out irl existence isn't real i'm just waiting for deathI live for the screen
>>215506841Poor you
>>215506753Heterosexual men appreciate both as signifiers of fertility and health
>>215506781Jak 3
flickr is down
>>215506853its fine
I dont like how you can never play as the german, Japanese, or italians in ww2 video games
>>215506826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=063RGou-P_8
>>215506865My pussy is wet
>>215506781Metal gear solid 2https://youtu.be/50CZgtpzxLE
>>215506841No that's not true I'm the sole and singular normal person in existenceEveryone else is insane and wrong
>>215506679lmfao
>>215506869Battlefield 5 admittedly did have a German campaign. However, it was shit just like all battlefield campaigns
>>215506827Thought so. Not sure why the other anon is so pessimistic. I'm skinny (at least my upper body is), only 2 inches taller than him, and while I'm good at socializing, I have only 2 friends. However, even so, I have had enough success that I had to reject a girl in high school (I didn't know her well enough to accept)
>>215506534which one?
>>215506848I self insert as the woman.
>>215506895>I'm skinny (at least my upper body is)anon got a dump-truck
>>215506865Flickr? I hardly know her
do you think people like Stephen Colbert, Matt and Trey Parker, Jimmy Kimmel, and the like ever worry about getting lined up against a wall as enemies of the party one day?
>>215506911I'm talking about my legs, not my ass you faggot.
https://youtu.be/22_XVqpK7Bo?si=qDjOiJ9IHK5PwID-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE ARE ALL THESE INSECTS COMING FROM AND WHY DO THEY KEEP BUZZING AROUND MY MONITOR
Might have to get another shitjob again. I don't really need to not desperate, but just for my own sanity more than anythingNot like I can get anything better really
Charli XCX has responded to the Taytay diss track
>>215506778The true patricians choice is proportions. Nice tits don't make up for a lackluster ass and a nice ass doesn't make up for lackluster tits. It also depends largely on the woman's fat deposits which can ruin the general shape of either. I will say that wide hips with small tits is objectively superior to all other set ups.t.nigger
>>215506924They do talk about it all the time, so maybe.
>>215506926your ass is literally part of your legs
>>215506918one of the rare jokes of that sort that actually makes sense! yeah!
>>215506938you know she got a hairy ass
>>215506938are they really dissing each other? how embarrassing
>>215506939Are you actually a negro
>>215506924They'd love that, but nothing ever happens
>>215506933why does Linkin Park like insects all of a sudden?
>>215506955Well she is half Indian
I couldn’t beat veteran world at war on Xbox, but on PC it was extremely easy
>>215506941Google says otherwise. Get shock therapy.
>>215506985whatever fat ass
>>215506980hot
>>215506974
>>215506939Why do I share the opinion of an african?
>>215506955https://youtu.be/huGd4efgdPA
>>215506974never liked chester's voice tee bee aych
>>215506994Stop thinking about my ass you homosexual.
>>215506906ur gay
>>215507020big ass small dickthat's you
I feel my niche hobby overtaking me again. Do you guys go through waxing and waning periods of your autistic niche hobbies/interest in them.
>>215507016I wish billie showed her tits
D'Amelio is best Charli
>>215507028No u>>215507032Ur mom told me it was large last night.
Rate the books I got from the bookstore today
>>215506937what is your current shitjob and what do you have in mind for your next
>>215507019well you're in the minoritymy opinion is that Mike Shinoda was a bit thin vocally
>>215507055never heard of any of thempost kot
>>215506965vantablack
>>215507061
>>215507051I don't self insert as the woman in hentai, FREAK
>>215507055I watch Meat Eater, I like that guy, mushroom books are always handy when foragingI wish i had a kitty
>>215507085kyooti bet he gets his hair all over the place
>>215507085boop
>>215507085cute
bought butterscotch schnapps and bourbon(probably bottom shelf)
>>215507108Say that again tough guy, I dare you
When is the diarrhea gonna stop?
>>215507055Keyed
Probably going to have to stop eating spam if I want to live to 90But I love spam so much bros
im so fucking itchy i think catberg tossed some fleas on me
>>215507113you won't do shit elmayoBOOP
remember when jason was defending NTR and cuckoldry a few days ago?
>>215507057Unemployed for the past 3 weeks, I was working at an italian restaurant & before that at a couple pizza placesFor my next there's another pizza place that's a 5 minute walk away. So that wouldn't be too bad, but i think if i work any longer in food service i may kms
>>215507055>catI just KNOW your house smells like shit
Sea slug
>>215507125I went on a hike months ago, and I must had gotten chiggers from pissing in a bush cause my penis was extremely itchy for like aw week and a half
>>215507130No
>>215506966They'd love getting murdered?
>THEY GON REMEMBER ME, I SAY REMEMBER ME>SO MUCH MONEY, HAVE YO FRIENDS TURN INTO ENEMIES>AND WHEN THERE'S BEEF, I TURN MY ENEMIES TO MEMORIES>WITH THEM BRICKS, THEY GO FOR FORTY, AIN'T NO TEN A KEY
What’s your resting Heart Rate? My is about 82 BBM, but I’m trying to lower it through cardio
>>215507141I look like that
>>215507146I gave you an STI when I sucked on it in your sleep
Ladies and Gentlemen...we got him
>>215507172no idea but I had arrhythmia and high blood pressure when i was doing drugs
>>215507116if it's been going on for a while (more than a day or so), you should probably get yourself to an ER.
>>215507192Did 4+4chan die again?
>>215507159Yeah kinda, people with a persecution complex love nothing more than to be persecutedLibshits would secretly love it
>>215507134>italian restaurantI think I remember you. Why not work somewhere else is you hate food service? No other options?
>>215507172idk, my particular type of fortitude leaves me impervious to matter of heart rate and liver function...or so I believe. PROVE ME WRONG, YHWH, I'M RIGHT HERE, MF!
>>215507116eat a lemon and get imodium
>>215507204NTA but I used to post here about being a busboy in an Italian restaurant, so you might be remembering me
*mattersOH YEAH, LORD OF HOSTS? MOAB IS YOUR WASHPOT, HUH? COME OVER HERE, AND WE'LL SEE WHO GETS TO BULLY THE AMALEKITES! STEP UP, MOTHERFUCKER! YOU THINK YOUR FANCY TEMPLE CAN SAVE YOU?
>>215507172What’s your resting fart rate
fuck you, you fucking fuck
Resting Bart Rate
>>215506755yea of course. younger generations of asians have had more protein and fat in their diet so cup sizes have grown too. definitely fun to fuck a big tits asian girl tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6z2dS5KHgcOFFICIAL thread theme
>>215507218I remember asking "how did you get hired if the owner didn't like you" or something. Was that you or the first anon?
>>215507172Mine’s at 68. Definitely lower than it used to be. I’ve been exercising regularly for a few years now. Lots of room for improvement with my cardio though, that’s where I slack the most.
>>21550724524/7 NEVER BEGGIN FOR A RAINCHECK
>>215507198Yeah but they like it because they can soak up the attention. Kinda hard to do when you're dead.
How can we improve Nevada
My cardio is dogshit. I've been at home all day every day for the last 3 months and all I did before that was walk now and again.
>>215507276nuke reno
>>215507250Nvm definitely wasn’t me then, the owner had always liked me
>>215507276nuke the bastards some more and see what crawls out
Ist doch nice man, ist doch nice
I wish I had a fat ass
>>215507204>No other options?I don't have many options. I sorta hate it but i'm also good at it, very fast with my hands. I'm not desperate financially, i'm just going stir crazy without anything to do. I need the feeling of having something productive to do
>>215507291You can get one with exercise
>>215507291You can get one with overeating
>>215507305I've been doing squats and pelvic thrusts not really doing anything. I think it's genetics
>using the private gaming feature on steam (meant for porn games) to play diablo IV without anybody knowing
>>215507291I’m working on mine. I have narrow hips so I’ll never have a big dumper. But maybe a tight little bubble butt is attainable.
>>215507321Sorry that you are playing Diablo IV
>>215507276Complete shithole. I loved living near a massive expanse of nature. Everything else about Nevada sucked.
>>215507342I came into it with very low expectations so I'm having a good time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUqAGoPtftowho /drinking/ here?
Could you not be a flaming homo for 2 seconds
Bros…. My birth mark is fading
>>215507342diablo 2 is a perfect masterpiece>>215507355marc bolan was so rad that he inspired longlegs, which was honestly a wild ride
>>215507355I’m currently /avoiding drinking/ like some kinda square pussy fag retard loser dipshit.
>>215507355having a yeungling lager
>>215507361Unc…
>>215507355I drank some milk
>>215507355im waiting for monday
>>215507372absolute buster>>215507373WHAT A LIFE
>>215507302I think growing up as a shut-in playing videogames all day stunted the part of my brain that's responsible for being good with my hands. All the jobs near me require either common sense, which I don't have, or dealing with people, which I refuse to do.
>>215507373alri anakin
>>215507387yeungling is high tier american beer
want to see a stewardess I followshe has big boobs
>>215507387I still haven't watched that movie. I watched Jagden, it was great. I sort of overdosed on overserious moralfag Euro bougie art cinema in my 20's, I'm sorry.
>>215507382
>>215506664He isn't me why would I have a white german American girlfriend?
damn, I only have 2 beers left
my lip balm is making my lips itchy but if I don't use it they start to dry out very quickly. fuck it burns.
>>215507459WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>215507459He need some milk
>>215507395Are you a NEET then?>playing videogames all day stunted the part of my brain that's responsible for being good with my hands. I wasn't always good I've worked in a lot of kitchens over time you just naturally get really fast. Once you've done the same hand motions a hundred times it's almost unconscious like breathing
>>215507471THISD IS A BIG PROBLEM YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>There's only one beer left>Rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf>Tempt me, do a number on the label>Eat up all they emcees and drink 'em under the table
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMjwb13TFCo
>>215507419yes
>>215507496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27b1yhdjEvwyeah!
i should kill myself probably
money money money money money money money money money money money, mother fucker
the music in darktide is so kino for its purpose
>>215507276What was up with that hack that shutdown all the government sites? I remember seeing a headline like a month ago
>>215507522me toogod i wish i could just get dosed with some barbiturates and fall asleep forever
>>215507516
Why do basketball americans always walk in the middle of the road at night in dark clothing instead of the sidewalk which is 2 ft away?
>>215507545Looking for unlocked car doors
>>215507528For me it's Mechanicus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztzq05IzYds&list=RDztzq05IzYds
>>215507545dese streets are home yo! dese streets are life homie!
>>215507517WEEEEEELLLLL LIFE ON THE OUTSIIIIIDE AINT WHAT IT UUUUSED TO BEEEEEEY'know, the world's gone crazy, and it ain't safe on the streets.well its a draaag I knooowwwwCAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE TO GOOOObaby where I come from, IM GOIN HOOOOOOME
>>215507545so if a car gets mad at them and honks their horn they have an excuse to kill them
and I'm knock knock knockin on the glory hole
>>215507562I loved that show, especially the first season
Somebody just rang my doorbell three times. I think they really want me to go to the door lol. But am I gonna?
just ing dong ditched some stupid Canadian, lmao
>>215507583we do a little trolling
watch this :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC0z9Cv1rls
Just got trolled
>>215507583Your neighbor is choking to death and needs your help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17GCBtKYaOg
>>215507603Very cute women
>>215507616IT'S BECAAAAAAAUSE
>>215507603Why did Shawn " The Heartbreak Kid " Michaels molest those Israeli Jewish women?
>want to play video games>feel guilty any time I play them because it's objectively unproductive when other people play games and make money from itthe internet ruined me life
>>215507583If it’s important, they can leave a message
I’m going to conduct an experiment soon. I’m going to buy a convincing fake wedding ring, then wear it around to see if I get any more attention from women
Fuck i want to drink so bad now, but i can't i have to let my liver heal
>>215507637won't work the foids will be able to smell your incelishness
>>215507640Let me guess, this is some kind of incest porn
saw a """""man""""" wearing a mask today
>>215507659Maybe he's sick
>>215507656correct
>>215507640What a heartwarming comic. I bet it continues to be be heartwarming and never gets weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iofQGkUfASgoh, you want faux 70s rock n roll, huh?
>>215507646debating about drinking the sixer in the fridge, might not
>>215507656No, they aren't related. She's the daughter of the man his wife cheated with.
Liver? I hardly know 'er
>>215507683pussy
>>215507691that one is pretty good, too
>>215507691jej
>>215507666more like a bitch. masks don't do anything
Then I hear a voice I love I grab my cock and start to rub
>>215507691I've only just got this joke and this is the thousandth iteration I've heard in my 30+ years of life
>>215507685>it’s not technically incest Fetishist freaks have no shame
word
>>215507722I'd have no issue with actual incest. There's no real argument against marrying your adult stepdaughter after her mother abandons her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YFCw-RB1bE
>>215507714To be fair you have to have a pretty high IQ to get I hardly know er jokes
>>215507722you know when Ava Crowder shacked up with Boyd Crowder? It was still a bit uncanny, but that's what they were going for
>>215507678Always like Thank God It's Not Christmas from that album. Chorus is so good.
>>215507768>>215507768>>215507768new
>>215507659
>>215507522wait and see
