gay house edition
poo smells lmao
Right well this thread’s got too many posts in it. Someone make a new.
>>215508324
tomorrow belongs to me
goodnight mates
mad how gay i am
>>215508310Thank you for fulfilling my request!
i want to see lincoln cathedral someday and the cute bent house too
>>215508388you got the gay porn on?
Palestinian gf 2025 has been an utter failure lads
https://open.spotify.com/episode/2X9yg92iwLRHHSzlCGQVQy?si=cAKWZ0-pRGWc2ljD9I2AdQ%0A
>>215508310
>>215508441Emma is a natural born bollock obliterator.
>>215508416maybe later you? x
shant be clicking any links
>>215508468ofcourse ive always got the gay porn on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exAfcktnzVAi am the gay porn monster you created
woke uptummy's a bit rumbly
pooing in a circle
It's the time of year when the flower diesIt's the kind of night that a ghost will riseSearching for the girl with the dancing eyesWho can stay all day but will leave next night
>>215508341Tomorrow never knows.
>>215508627looks lush
well that's a poo in a takeaway box
>>215508715Why would you name your album 1989, anyway? Because you're such a fan of cock rock and latter day Tears for Fears?
>>215508627Lovely bit of poo
Did you know that in the brand new Nissan Altima the door chime is just a fire alarm low battery chirp?
>Six people in custody over Manchester attack>the police managed to kill more jews completely by accidentthe absolute state of islamic terrorism
>>215508806>the police managed to kill more jews completely by accidentthey will be punished regardless
>>215508806Bong Muslims be like>Dis my main man Jihad otherwise known as Peggy innit
>>215508847Why isn't the bread toasted?
>>215508847heart disease on a plate
listen to taylor swift when i'm drunk
>>215508847im on a diet but im gagging for this
cock
Where did the thread with the vidrel of the guy in the yellow hi vis jacket having his moped stolen by pakis go?I was having quite a nice discussion on British police being armed
>>215508847if the calorie count there is below 2000 then Michael Caine's role as a hippie in Children of Men was not the best bit role in 21st century British cinema!
DMT dudes be like hit the cart today. I got abducted by aliens and they surgically removed all of my organs and turned me into a giant snake. I then started eating my own tail for all eternity. 8/10 experience, it only lasts 15 minutes so I can do it in the parking lot at work.
>>215508980How do Canadian posts always managed to be the most dog shit post in the thread?
>>215509000There's a guy saying 'cock' and someone shitting in a takeaway tray
im going to bed have fun lads
>>215508903rhymes with lock
>>215508896meant for>>215508903
shame every single iteration of Dr Who is shite
>>215509046dont you fucking dare i would never say anything like that about cock
love cockadian posts, id gag on them any day
>>215509064dont be homophobe you closet gay
um... hi. I know things didn't work out so well between us but, I just wanted to reach out and see how you're doing. I think about you quite a bit and miss the good times we had together.
seawi seal sub edish
Several tips when participating in karaoke as a man:* Exercise some discretion when speaking to a woman/LGBTQ+ person.* Choose songs that are accessible to a wider audience.* Sing in one's own voice; not in some tongue-in-cheek, inauthentic imitation of the original singer's voice.* Make sure you nod politely when someone finishes their song, regardless of your own personal opinions of their performance
just want something to shake up the world and make life interesting
>>215509153haha okay
That AI actress is just a slim Florence Pugh mixed with Naomi Scott
>>215509114>when the thread devolves into the mindless discussion of gaming
>>215509165What does that even mean? You fucking faggot
>>215509231What was that brick structure he threw himself off of?
>>215509263call centre
>>215509284kek
>>215509231I regret to inform you the system isn't allowing me to upload the appropriate Bradley reaction image to your video
>>215509263a transformer? idk not familiar with ngubu electrics
>>215508847https://voca.ro/12YorrLR68rbfat cunt
>>215509231>man obviously has a spinal injury from throwing himself off a brick wall and intentionally landing neck first>let’s move him around a bit and injure him some more
Who is the big man in this shitty thread these days
Florence Poogh Naomi Scatt
All yanks. State
>>215509263cuck shead
>>215509284I tried ringing but no answer
make fikey
https://voca.ro/17qK6gjw9LVZ
>>215509495I'm cock of the walk. The names Judd.
>>215508847If this was in front of me right now I'd devour it like a fucking wolf and smash the plate all over the floor.
my room absolutely stinks of cum but I don't know where the smell is coming fromI throw a lot of tissues around but I thought I'd binned them all earlierhaven't wanked for 12 hours so it's not that freshalso why is cum one thing that smells worse when it's colder?
>>215508417IRL Palestinian women don't look like that.They would be dressed in hijabs or burqas, no makeup, and smell like actual shit.
>>215509590Stop acting the poof around me will you
>>215509535baila kala ghandu
>>215509641Id batter you mikey, but not up the arse as you would prefer.
>>215509571yes we are all faggotswe have outgrown you
moikey
>>215509620Who gives a fuck about Palestinias. Are you soft in the head
>>215509668kill yourself
What were pagan religions like back in the day in Britain
>>215509668Literally not interested
>>215509685I was replying to a retard who thought Palestinian women were attractive and not just generic third-world manfaced ogres. You mong.
If Israel bombed Turkey I'd get to say WHITE PHOSPHORUS OVER THE BOSPHORUShaha
>>215509668um
Imagine being called Mikey? Grim.
You will not post the ponies
>>215509664https://voca.ro/117univoFQaT
>>215509719Who are you calling a mong you clown. Don't get soft with me
>>215509734Imagine being some mongrel
mikey do you like bradleyposting
>>215509743this makes TOO much sense
>>215509804I was here when Bradley posting was born
Jesus she's quiet isn't she. What's wrong with ye.
taylor swiftarse
All queers that won't speak up. Who's the men I used to speak to because they're not here no more
OHHHH DOMMY WOBBINSOONNNNN
>>215509944all replaced by umposters
Not that, but I'd take mongrel over being a retarded product of incest, you dimwitted cum-guzzling faggot
>>215509950That's mad better off in your shittu page no
>>215509967What's that
>>215509950Absolutely fucking based.Muslims can seethe about it or fuck off back to Shitholeistan.
>>215509971Big mouth no arse. Always the same. Don't try and pull it on me cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAOvikzmuGQ
>>215509992when something embarrassing is postedthey post um
I tell you, things gone that bar now I have some mongrel yank trying to put it on me. It's gone soft in herr
>>215509950foolish little fella
>>215510034News to me
>>215510016Oi, you wot m8? I swear I'll hook you in the gabba you twat, innit?
>>215510077Don't try and cod people now. Sure don't you talk like a spastic. Don't deny it.
https://vocaroo.com/1cku6aI3d4Jq
Make the vocaroo so we can all have a chuckle.
>>215510096You're literally a mouth-breathing faggot. Eat shit, you dumb nigger. I can't stand niggers pretending to be whites. Faggot cunt
>>215510106https://voca.ro/1dw53e9IZORV
>>215510127Mate, you are a mongrel. You're talking about whites this that and the other. It doesn't exist our from America. You do understand that we have our own ethnicities right. What are you other than. Shit in my shoe. I'm an actual European, which you larp as, fo what reason I don't know. Thanks for the chuckle you colonial mutt
>>215510154good pointi apologlise
>>215510190Apologise for what. You're sound.
i want die
I need Emma Watson to shit into my open mouth.
>>215510227Who do you think you're codding you cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfABCUDpzIQ
>>215510261ktimwomen should care about not fucking putting the stuff directly on the counter too
>>215510298>flagYou don't have any business talking about anything to do with women, son.
>>215510298Patel, in all honesty nobody cares what you think.
>>215510184You sound like a knuckle-dragging barbarian retard. You're pure retard. I don't care where you're from. I'm pure white. I can trace my lineage. You can trace yours to a fucking bunch of Roman dick-sucking oafs. No culture whatsoever, lad. You're pathetic, get real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFMn19ntxGcUNDER FOREST BRANCHES SHE CAME TO MEUNTIL THE DAY SHE CRIED ALOUD: A FATHER I SHOULD BE!THAT WAS THE LAST TIME THAT WE MET,I NEVER SAW HER AGAINFOR SHE TOOK HER LIFE ON PRINCETOWN MOORTO SAVE MY WORTHY NAME!
Emma Watson’s butt cheese spread over toast. Yum!
why do the artichokes help you build good bones
cant sleep
>>215510327My lineage is pure Irish. You're a mongrel. The fuck are you talking about lmao. A wannabe. Go away from me willl you you colonial snot
>>215510388Not that anon but Irish are n——rs with white skin. Being ‘pure Irish’ is not something to boast about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtcEaDF7dqQ
>>215510388fuck off pikey cunt l'd take the fattest American over one of your kind
>>215510412If Irish are niggers with white skin then what the fuck are you lad lmao
>>215510298the point is that someone who cooks and cleans frequently and is mindful will use a small plate or even a specially made ceramic or metal holder while someone else might think "uh idk" and grab some scrap of rubbish to put under it
>>215510435Not Irish, that’s what.
Yanks, always make me laugh. They always think they're full bred Europeans. Funny people kek
>>215510465So what are you then. Don't hit me with the this that and the other kek. Who is your people. Your breed. Do you have one. I'm Irish as I said, I have my people, but who is yours
>>215510487Why do some black people look like actual aliens?
>>215510505different specieshttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1759456352375658.mp4
>>215510514Not far off yourself no
always found it strange when Indians would be racist to blacks
>>215510514>tf>tp
>>215510528why? we are racist to every Indian one shade darker than us>>215510520
>>215508310bit bent innit
>>215510498100% Anglo-Saxon. I'm a Massachusetts-living WASP. I'm the original poster, FYI
>>215510528The competition of who smells worse between Indians or blacks is a truly epic contest.It's like Real Madrid vs Barcelona, the two elites in their field, who the fuck is gonna win?
>>215510537yes well that's strange to you see
>>215510528Nah empire brought them in as administrators innit. Perfect for the job really. Didn't some cunt get rid of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy2_J5WCzDY
There was a fresh-off-the-boat African girl at my sixth form. I think she was Ghanaian if I remember rightly. The moment she walked into a room literally the entire air filled with pungent body odour smell. So bad it'd make you physically sick. The cunt smelled like she hadn't showered or bathed even once in her entire life. Why the fuck are third worlders like that? Even when they move to civilised countries they still behave like that.
>>215510546Here we go. Will you stop acting the clown around me will you. Get on a vocaroo if you have thst big wasp balls. Sure I'm only an Irishman, sure what do you have to lose. Big man. Big wasp, high and mighty. Come on faggot kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oOy0zFIvtY
>>215510607Do you want to hear my transatlantic accent? What are you looking for here?
>>215510639>trans accent
>>215510639I was taking the piss out of the Indian but he's done you
>>215510647SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
>>215510657Only in Brit you'd see an Indian rinse a yank. Put some respect on the cunts name.
Where did Mikey come from all of a sudden? Was there a potato surplus this year?
spaki detected
>>215510682Put your trip on or else you're not Moikey.
Another faggot yank crawls out from the trees to protect the other yank. It's 2 to 1 now, I may as well tag team this Indian in. He will roast this dumb cunt too
fizzy grapefruit tangerine blackberry lavender pomegranate lemonade
>>215510720Seek professional mental help ASAP.
Walter Menzies "Ming" Campbell, Baron Campbell of Pittenweem (; 22 May 1941 – 26 September 2025)
>>215510708Newfaggot>>215510700
>>215510732Only Scottards would be so thick as to think Menzies should be pronounced as "Ming".
>>215510726it's okyou're safe
>>215510760You're a queer.
been woken up by spaki detector got the shotgun, sat on the porch
It's terrible when it's come down to when these daft Yanks try to larp as English. It's a joke really
gall ebb pact
>>215510780I know you're confused and scared right now but it's all going to be ok
>>215510780What’s up Michael the Pichael
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwVwYfYoQrM
I bet she farts a lot every day, all of ‘em right stinkers too.
>>215510804You're not English, though. Top kek
>>215510843her career is over she's a joke
Better to larp as English than actually be Irish.
>>215510830https://voca.ro/1nKjxHrFAm8F
>>215510837You alright. How you keeping.
>>215510858It's one one thing being English, imagine letting on you are though. What's wrong with you clown.
mikey why can't you come into the thread around 3-9pm you'd be an absolute riot
a pikey is more fungus than human
Fuck I clicked on it.
>>215510907That's what you're dealing with these freaks, it's like yugioh cards. One is swapped for the other. A joke kek
wind is so loud it's preventing me from sleepingI'm being kept awake by fucking AIR
>>215510880Bought my own homeEnjoying managing my lawn like a proper boomer
>>215510908I browse mostly.
>>215510926LOL
>>215510412Fair play. You're a lot more advanced than most of the runts on here.
>>215510498Do you just copy my shut straight up. What's wrong with you, freak.
>>215510970Meant for >>215510934
Where's that yank cunt anyway try pull this way that way
Imagine drinking her diarrhea.
>>215511053Ruined by JK.
been reading all offers are rubes tattle threads for a few hours now
mikey loves kung fu panda
Always take piss out if Yanks but do they know a good Elvis song. And not no half Arsed shite either.
>>215508847there's something about home made chips that aren't really crispy but slightly soft that just works with stuff like thatit's getting soggy from bean juice anyway and the mushyness works well
>>215511053like that scene from Austin Powers?
>>215511138It's a fry up. You don't have it over there.
>>215511122Suspicious minds
>>215511161i spent the first 25 years of my life in britain
>>215509422tarq
>>215511122You sound retarded. Please stop
>>215511162Basic Elvis >>215511165Tell the truth, Polish food, does it come close.
>>215511185I reckon I'm pumping your brain. Stop acting clever. Dial it down a bit. Ok?
look up large scale brain networks shit is crazy
>>215511114how about you read some job listings instead heh heh
woke upcan hear the rain and the wind outside but there's none of it under my duvet
>>215511198Yikes! You're a bit like what I want to avoid at a bar at 3 AM, darling: incoherent, unfunny, and sad
>>215511203I looked it up, a picture of my pulsing brain and a yank wiping my arse in the background with his lips.
got the sausages on
>>215511144It’s a bit nutty.
the yank storm is finally rolling in on us, finally got an excuse to not leave the house
>>215511220Could you be anymore reddit lmao.
>>215511217there's plenty of wind under my duvet
>>215511191polish food is gorgeous but i miss british food every day of my lifethe sausages, back bacon, pies, a chippy, even the chinkies here aren't as good because it's all vietnamese. even warburtons toastie is better at making toast than the bread here, which is fantastic but doesn't do nice toast.whenever i go back i do a food pilgrimage, and i treat myself a couple of times a year to orders from irish butchers thanks to brexit and the eu.like year the choice of kielbasa is great but there's no lincolnshire or cumberland sausages, not even anything like a walls.
huge fan of this petition system it's really worthwhile
>>215511191Ok then “if I can dream”I’m just listing my favorite songs
>>215511240I respect your honesty, most jfs would never admit British food is alri
>>215511234Easy comment to make. Not interesting/original, applicable to virtually any comment you find unappealing/offensive
>>215511268to be fair i am british, i just live here
>>215511257you know that's not even 5% of the population right?
>>215511295every poll conducted on digital IDs indicates it's wildly unpopular with almost every sector of society
Hear me out lads: Christian goth girls, a freak in the sack but only after marriage.
>>215511282How are the pierogies in Poland? Any good savory ones?
don't remember the last couple hours of last night aha
>>215511324thinking about aisha
>>215511350Does this distress you? It does for me. I stress about it. How do you deal with this?
>>215511240Never the same with the foreign food is it. You can. Make do. I used to live out in Sweden for a couple of years same kind of issue. Bread is alright but it's not the bread your used to, no such thing as bacon and sausges. To what I'm accustomed to anyway. What do you do out there anyway. Just be making a fine few quid no
>>215511262I'm listening to it. I hold your opinion very high. Who else is gonna tell you a good Elvis other than a yank
>>215511325they're good, but i find them boring in general.a place i go to does duck ones where the dough is black from the duck blood. sometimes there's a pierogi festival and you get them in all sorts of flavours like pizza. spinach and feta ones are pretty good, but i prefer them sweet with fruits, sweet cheese and stuff.>>215511368married a pole and we have our own flat here. but i work with a british team, might even get to fly over for some teambuilding with them at the end of the month. i'll probably die here.
>>215511368what were you doing in swede mikey
i see iti like iti want iti got it
>>215511365the thought of not being in full control does distress me but thankfully I was alone in my incelflat so there was no danger of me doing something I'd regretI'd never let myself get that way while in public
>>215511409You say you're gonna die there but that's a bit rough no. Jesus it must be alright, you sound like you're suicidal fucking hell
cheeky LiS replay on the cards
>>215511399what about 'Promised Land'
>>215511399My aunt had virtually every single Elvis record ever pressed, her apartment was completely full, she had tons of merch, absolute superfanNot sure where it all went after she died, huge shame
>cheeky LiS replay on the cards
>>215511424Gengways. Stockholm, mainly outskirts of Stockholm. Nacka and things like that. Ended up going north at the end of it. Not that I was in trouble or anything like that, but for a change. You have a lovely country. Spotless, come back to England there's rubbish everywhere. You have too many foreigners though. They have gangs everywhere.
So are these interviews where Cameron Winter alludes to a traumatic upbringingDone some digging and it all makes sense now https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/13/books/molly-roden-winter-more-book-open-marriage.html
>>215511496i'd put LiS and LiS:BtS both in my top 10 games of all time
>>215511463I know it. I'll chuck her on. It's a good song>>215511488Fucking hell. Lovely to have no. I don't mean value, money. Nice to have a few bits and pieces. I'm sorry about your aunt all the same.
>>215511450you could word it as spend the rest of my life here. true though i could have a heart attack or get hit by a car crossing the street when on holiday.i do love it here, on weekends i sometimes go into the city and imagine im a tourist again.
Vegan breakfast, baked beans, vegan chickpea omelette and flatbread Stevenage, England (2018)
>>215511540It must be a nice place. Is it dear.
>>215511545>VeganStopped reading after that. Get a rasher down you will you you half lad.
Tell you the truth I'm going to fry up a bit of bacon, eggs and sausges myself. Imagine beig some narrow necked vegan. Hardife
sir pikey mikey sir not in trouble or anything
>>215511601vegan sausages taste the same as meat sausages
>>215511572getting worse especially because of the ukrainians when the war started. property prices are getting higher, same with food and drink.the days of the cheap pints are over, some places have pints going from £5 and up. i don't think it would be worth it if i had to rent or have a mortgage.but the good thing is that the essentials are quite cheap in comparison especially since fruit and veg are seasonal. you just need to deal with it being dearer out the season but cheap as fuck when they're in season.
>>215511613A slap in the back of the head you want. Would you cop on for yourself.
>>215511626sausages are just vaguely meaty bits with herbs and spicesthey are not very meat forward meat products
https://youtu.be/ETZKZzz7MWo?si=9AFMMQMFYeGBm0-dThis song hits different when you realise his parents were in an open marriage It was obvious anyway, considering his lyrics But dam
>sausages are not very meat forward meat products
>>215511625Fucking hell, you're not selling Poland at all. Truthfully is things gone up a considerate amount because of Ukrianians. You wouldn't think the price of things would go up that much out of one people.
>>215511636So you eat the vegan sausages do you
>>215511689Bit gay that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOApBOHeBHg
>>215511650A yank done the 9/11 meme kek
>>215511689how gay are you?
I suppose Cameron winter wouldn't be the song writer he is, if it weren't for this https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2025/books/fantasy-books.htmlBut fuck
>>215511712Which Frenchman are you
veganism will make you anemiccold weak light headed tired and fainting because you don't have enough blood in your veinsit will also give you a vitamin b12 deficiency which will make your nervous system implode and your brain will begin to malfunction
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/13/books/molly-roden-winter-more-book-open-marriage.html
>>215511719the bald one
>>215511409stop stealing our girls
>>215511712if i had to say, i'd say at least 6/10 gay
>>215511670the massive amount of people (one and a half million) when the housing market was already in a bad way had a massive effect. in krakow 300k people came and half stayed. so even a studio flat will run you about £400-£500 a month.>>215511734it's just the one you've got loads
>>215511720Like any other normal person, I love a bit of meat. Whether it be pork, beef, lamb or chicken. Imagine leaving yourself weak because you're bothered about animals. My dog eats whatever I eat, and love that love me. So gypsy will eat all the beef she wants, who cares about the cows as long as they're not scarce. Simple as that.
>>215511733You're codding. I've never seen that man for a long time. You're pulling my leg. I know who you're on about but you're not him.
>>215511757>it's just the one you've got loadsevery third girl in a big city has a foreign boyfriend nowadays while Polish guys cannot secure even a Ukrainian refugee girl (they prefer westerners as well) i hate this thailand of Europe
So basically Cameron Winter's dad is a bald cuckold and his mum basically an Egyptian queen Cameron Winter is the greatest songwriter of this generation
>>215511757>so even a studio flat will run you about £400-£500 a month.is that a lot to you?the pound is quite cheap now tho, i remember when it cost 6 plnif you had a dad in the uk sending you 1k pounds per month you could live like a king
>>215511757You're giving that one but this Polish fella is crabbed with you, you're cucking him..up or down it doesn't matter anyway. How do you make your money out there. Some office job kind of thing is it.
mad how kill yourself
Where's this French cunt. I chat to him all the time. Where's the chat.
I suppose to be the greatest songwriter of this generation You need trauma growing up Your dad basically needs to be a bald cuckold to write amazing lyrics
sir demented alzeimoid
>>215511869I've no idea who they are. Don't tell me either
>>215511802I would say if you're on like 8K per month it's a bit much for a small one bedroom.>>215511823there are loads of big corporations that do outsourcing and stuff here, so it's easier to get a decent paying job with less qualifications compared to britain. i've worked as a youtube mod when i first moved, now i work in insurance. i don't earn as much as i could in britain, but my money goes further so it's quite comfortable. you don't even need to know the language since they all work in english.you'll get even more if you speak something like spanish, italian, portuguese, german and other european languages. it's not shit call centre work either, probably would be good for a directionless young lad straight out of uni to find a career here.
>>215511905>>215511905>>215511905
>>215511823nah, i was joking, i wouldn't want a gf either way, polish or notliving with another person in the same house must be annoying af (never tried this again after moving out of my parents' house)
>>215511893Kek
