Matthew Drinkwater EditionPrevious:>>215507768
Sopranos is reddit
>>215509056Black man eatin tacos.
>>215509028why? Team Canada always trounces team USA every year anyways
incel anthem:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGCCuvgBUqY
>>215509074Actually the United States has won seven more Stanley cups than Canada has
>>215509074
Nominative determinists b like "well what about speed weed?"
Do you suffer?
>>215509056
My grandfathers were both alcoholics. I think I could become one too if I set my mind to it.
>>215509094No everything is great and money loves me
My grandmother refers to the act of farting as 'rumpumpus'Do any of you chaps have insane relatives?
Trump deportations are business as usual -- the rate of deportations is close to the baseline rate for previous administrations.The difference between then & now is that now tons of money is being spent on online influence campaigns to convince you that something is happening.
>>215509069Sopranos is kino that transcends reddit
im back
>>215509090what? no…
>>215509069I dislike it because i have distaste for ItaliansI don't believe Italians are real. No one intentionally would talk retarded like that
I get it, zoomers are nostalgic for a time when everyone was an asshole, the Bush era, but nobody now is that big an asshole, not even the president, not Florida
Do you ever hear a piece of music and you think it's pretty good, but you immediately think of ways it could be even better and you start imagining your improvements to the music, and it's like you can hear it when you listen to the song in a way, like you're almost expecting it
it feels like asian women can do no wrong
>>215509090https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_men%27s_national_ice_hockey_teamnigga can't read
>>215509056>be named matthew>kind of thirsty>hop on /cum/woah...
>>215509093what about speedwagon?
>>215509133I'll drink your pussy
physically i'm Canadian
>>215509120As of the current NHL season the Canadian team has won 49 cups and United States has won 57
hes back
Wisconsin is a squalid shithole that should be nuked
>>215509124Asian American women (and men too) are reddit.The ones in Asia seem ok but the Americanized ones are reddit.
>>215509133Wait you're named Matthew AND you're kinda thirsty too!?!?
You guys ever accidentally jack off to young pics of your mom
>>215509150meant for>>215509030
>>215509135my king
absolute domination
Do you know what I mean >>215509123
>>215509113erm, the clandestine prisons in el salvador and masked ice raids do seem new thoughbeit
Bears are related to dogs
the German-led push for legal hobbyist weed growing in the EU is injurious to the free pursuit of commerce and self-realization!
>>215509173what the fuck is this?
>>215509113and it's working, libshits are losing their mind and migashits are cheering and celebratingnever doubt the ability for dc to maintain status quo
I shall watch Saw VI and Saw VII tonight.
>>215509168Is this Der Rathskeller? Where is that at? Why is he drinking from a uw madison mug?
>>215509123this but with videogames and novels and politics
We did the Stanley Cup thing just a few days ago. It goes the exact same every time anyway. The arguments never change. American teams with mostly Canadian coaches and players win the most Stanley Cups. Canadian teams win the most in international competitions. Canadian players win the most awards. Done.
>>215509175I understand but no I never do this
>>215509184I don't get why the EU doesn't make it a states rights issue like we did in America
>>215509123https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt3rKxRvmO4
>>215509133Zazueta?
What are you up to tonight /cum/bums?
>>215509181>clandestine prisonsGuantanamo bay>masked ice raidsThe masks are new, the raids are not.
Bad bitches get bed bugs
>>215509203Seething.post
Human women are cruel
>>215509207it is, but they're lobbying us to adopt their model, and since we're just a workshop among many for their awesome industrial power, we have no choice!
>>215509133don’t dox yourself
poopmaxxing
>. Canadian teams win the most in international competitions.
just hacked matthew's computer
>>215509123>>215509209https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3Ff_O62pUsno, I only listen to music I think is perfect and complete
>>215509197It's A.I, don't be dense
>>215509206>hold corvid gentle like cellphone
>>215509226Concession: accepted
>>215509219Scratching my butt and smelling it
matvey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU
>>215509236>Avicii Arena
>>215509248This is like when the North Koreans went to war with us and after being pushed back to where they were they claimed they won
drinking the high gravity hurricane
I'm having a cheeky rum
>>215509261>not 211ISHYGDDT
>>215509261Based and winopilled
What are you going as for Halloween?
>>215509227YJK......
Alcohol is Haram
>>215509266it's more bang for my bucki'm not a brand-loyal man
>>215509235I haven’t had a good shit in daysonly watery explosive diarrhea
just took a steaming marner, smells like laffs
>>215509236>>215509253Never said Canada was undefeated. Just that they’ve won the most. This is objectively true and irrefutable. Thanks for playing, fellas. >>215509259America is the third most accomplished hockey nation. Genuinely that’s very impressive and you should be proud of your boys. The Miracle in 1980 was amazing.
>>215509266>Steel ReserveMore like Feel Disturbed That's the shit they scrape off the bottom of the Budweiser vats
>>215509272Your father.
>>215509245I used to have red hair as a kid but I don't have blue eyes my dad is blonde and green eyed and looks german as fuck though, he is fucking germanic
>>215509272the guy from The ConjuringI'm gonna shave half of my forehead
>>215509272Guy who wears sweatpants and posts on 4chan
>>215509253that game was riggedthey used their viking exploit for attacking from sea
>>215509288A dead guy?
Canadians always win at hockey anyways
>1993
>>215509278are you fibermaxxing
>>215509289It can't possibly be Saturday night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDdeOncpD5Eoh yeah
>>215509302I'm not dead in the sack I'll tell ya that much
>>215509073the mexcian man fears this
>>215509261drinking a light beer (which is actually quite refreshing)
I was born in 93
>>215509287t. pussy
My boss is so fucking hot I ejaculated to her picture multiple times, so much semen' spilled in vain because I'm a creature and shed never be with me
>>215509315Getting mixed messages
>>215509313in hindsight, maybe a lot of these alt rock types such just have seen a psychiatrist
Why don't hockey players just use their skates and slash their opponents?
>>215509272I don’t go anywhere but I really want to cosplay as a FNV character
>>215509321Is she a hot office lady? I love hot office ladies.
I'm dysgenic and should probably be gassed to death, and then crushed into fertilizerAlso, organ donation should be mandatory at death since corpses have no intrinsic valueThat is all
4% heavy beer for american4% water piss beer for canadian
>>215509321post her picture and let's cum to her together haha
The first Twilight movie was not that bad. It's the sequels that are basically 90 minute commercials for Burger King and Volvo that are bad also that weird robot CGI baby thing
>>215509308yes actually, buckwheat and lentils all week
>>215509336only problem with that is it creates an incentive for killing people for their organsbut maybe that's not a problem in your mind
>>215509327‘gainst the rules, that
>>215509341I regularly drink 9% beers
>literally the grandfather of covid bubbles
>>215509327explicitly illegal to the point of police involvement on the occasions it's been bad enough to look like assault/attempted murder
I used to have a coworker she was greek slightly fat/chubby, serene brown eyes, calm tranquile expression. Kind of a Mona Lisa type of faceI still think about her
>>215509327didnt a black man join the NHL then almost immediately kick some guy in the throat with his skates
>>215509352based I had buckwheat soup today
>>215509310https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tSE12qRR-I
>>215509341he’s drinking a 9%, lorelet
>>215509331Yes. And I have the professional pics of her with her glasses off and her hair done she's a fucking legit model and she's actually nice and cool but I don't deserve a woman like her I'm a creature and a homonculus and way below her keagueI can't even make eye contact she's so fucking beautiful
>>215509272
I am astonished, disappointed, pleased with myself. I am distressed, depressed, rapturous. I am all these things at once, and cannot add up the sum. I am incapable of determining ultimate worth or worthlessness; I have no judgment about myself and my life. There is nothing I am quite sure about. I have no definite convictions - not about anything, really. I know only that I was born and exist, and it seems to me that I have been carried along. I exist on the foundation or something I do not know.
>>215509324https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07PpcCt90TYlaibach is great
>>215509367specially sus if the player is black or you don't like him then its murder >>215509371
not drinking any alcohol this weekend because i'm trying to get abs
dumb peanutposter
did so much driving today.pretty rireddont really like being around strangers much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilDD5SeHxXEthis is a song about heroin abusenot coated in melodrama like all the altrock stuffjust a plain confession of a fiend
>>215509371There's that one incident where a guy actually got slashed in the throat by one of the skates and bled over the ice
>>215509371That happened in a low level pro league in England, not the NHL. And the guy who did it had been a pro for years so he didn’t “immediately” do it. It was a stupid, reckless play and a really sad incident.
>>215509386karate kick to the throat looks a bit suspect even in full contact conditions even without skates. that'd look bad in footie, too.
>>215509355No it wouldn't that's absurdAlready most people have organ donation option chosen on their drivers liscense, and we don't see people going around killing them
>this is what a 32 year old American woman looks like
>>215509378That’s so hot. But try not to be so hard on yourself!
>>215509308>>215509352You can significantly improve your shits by taking a scoop of Metamucil once a day before one of your meals. Just make sure to have it with plenty of water, or the fibre will become counterproductive
All beer is good
>>215509410Republican women all have that ugly ogre face caked in way too much makeup
>>215509372based buck souped
>>215509381are you sleepwalking through life?
>>215509410erm she's a jewstopbeingsuch an ANTI-SEMITE, goy!
All politics are bad
Lancel, you cur, bring me me breastplate stetchaaah!
>>215509420unless its 5% pisswater or an IPA
>>215509381When is season 3 coming out? I wanna watch my aryan anime, she is fucking germanic
>>215509418Thank you brother
destiny says centrists are just spineless midwits
asian when she turns 37
>>215509381*squishes you up and makes peanut butter*
>>215509443>5% pisswatera lot of the good beer is 5% or weaker tho
Must kill myself.
>>215509443Beer is beer
>>215509451Easy to call for violence from your cuckold gamer chair
>>215509451i don't think everyone should have to have an opinion
Business idea: slash goeschel in the throat with a skate
>>215509428No
>>215509443*mogs you*
>>215509451politics is the refuse of economymark thatif this civilization doesn't go down the gutter then it's because we will have advanced enough technologically to render all the prior contradictions moot
>>215509474*funds*
>>215509470Ehrm no silence IS complicity you are one of THEM DIE DIE DIE
>>215509460This. If you wanna drink have d shit get whiskey. If you want a nice slow casual buzz drink Bud. Your dick don't get no bigger drinking disgusting high alcohol content beer lnfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZAD7W3M4zcEIN LIGHT BEER FUR DE VERLD!
>>215509439no i don't think i will
>>215509392
>>215509476nigga you drink carlings, get out of here
>>215509483I do not like that band, it was not musical enough, too conceptualhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkHY7WR1j90
>>215509056Is that Mike Dolce?
>>215509443IPAs are the best, bitter hops are kino
Hoffman takes over as the new Jigsaw in Saw V because the original Jigsaw is dead. In a way Hoffman is scarier because he's large and physically intimidating, whereas the original Jigsaw was a frail old man. Hoffman is also excellent in combat, as he shows when the three police detectives were about to figure out who he was.
>>215509493Bizarre lieNever touched Carling in my life
Must be douchebag hipster night
>>215509501Quello è Lilo Brancaro Jr, nu Siciliann e na stunad of the first magnitude
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME - ONLY THREAD - NO OTHER THREAD THEME CAN HAPPENhttps://youtu.be/Pp63cCjPHy0https://youtu.be/Pp63cCjPHy0https://youtu.be/Pp63cCjPHy0https://youtu.be/Pp63cCjPHy0https://youtu.be/Pp63cCjPHy0
>>215509500it is slovenia's most successful music act, is it not?
>>215509489mood except i relate with ozen
>>215509526Very smooth stuff anon
Someone falls to pieces, sleeping all aloneSomeone gets excited in a chapel yard, catches a bouquetAnother lays a dozen white roses on a gravehttps://youtu.be/_jGKB5b50Mk?list=RD8S1TMaqjvCA
MAGA won the culture war...
how can I get another American girlfriend? I've had 3 so far. I want another so I can immigrate to America and get away from this shithole.
>>215509523*Brancato
Just got done grillin with the boys yeah man I'm a man we threw the ole pigskin around and did some rough housing like men do oiled up, then i got home and wiped my butt with the dude wipes yeah it was tough as hell wiping down there bro then I grilled like a man grillin the bbq while i worked on my truck and lifted weights watched the football Cody Johnson was unreal bro endzone touch down YESSS!
>>215509526gospel is such a downer, man. Ray Charles has always been a boring muthafucka.
>>215509522You don’t see people using the word hipster much these days
>>215509512bongs in general drink carling or *shudder* warm beer
using elipses like that is fucking gay...
>>215509570No thanks mate. All my beers are cold, imported and delicious.
>>215509567That's a term from 2010
>>215509531this is its most influential internallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FNGZT8-EPw
I found out that the actor who plays Detective Hoffman (the new Jigsaw) is Greek in real life.I thought Greeks were brown manlets or something but he is physically robust and powerful looking and he has blue eyes. He does have a somewhat tan complexion though.
>>215509572For me—it’s the em dash
>imported
NOT THE OFFICIAL THREAD THEME. Just a song I was listening to and I wanted to post :)https://youtube.com/watch?v=uSHNITpnuPY
>>215509567What term took its place?
>>215509559probably have sex with her and stuff
How do we un-biden America
would be cool if thatt comet really is an alien spaceship
>>215509572It was popular to use in the 2000s when you wanted to convey a sense of sarcasm or mild annoyance, but it's not as common anymore.
>>215509603Sex with Americans is a bit icky. They love fingers in bums
>>215509584The guy who played Casey Jones in the 1990 TMNT movie is Greek too
>>215509428I am, I think. Sometimes in moments of clarity I try to arrange things in a more broad outlook long term sort of holistic kind of way. It never takes.
I have dated 2 women and they all had a body count less than 1
My most often drank beers>Alberta Genuine Draft>Moosehead Lager>GuinnessI recommend them all. There are a few other local ones I like too. I try to be a good boy and support local.
>>215509634guiness are worthless. Shitty and low abv
You are the weakest link, goodbye.
i love the world and i hate myself
>>215509634If I were a rich man I'd drink naught but porter from the British isles
>Winnepeg Trans Pride Porter 2.5% abv
Genuinely loved the time I spent living in Lowell, MA. Coming from my area of the UK it was genuinely like living in a gated community, except the homeless people coming over to me on Main Street and asking for a cigarette, but oh well, nowhere is PERFECT.
>>215509634As you age, my son , you'll find that outside of 3 or 4, naming beers is utterly irrelevant because outside of the 3 or 4 they're all the fucking same
i have migatard fatigue
>>215509610I still see that sometimes. I meant the YouTube title style like >>215509553
>>215509656Good post.
Girly drinks are better
>>215509612
i can understand being a sinophile and i can understand why someone would be a weeb even though i find it extremely gay but i do not get why anyone would be a koreaboo. i guess it’s something only women (retarded) do so there’s no use trying to understand it
Immense dread and sense of impotency hitting hard tonight
I think Tobin Bell was a great casting choice for the original Jigsaw. Despite being physically thin and frail, he has an intimidating aura about him and piercing eyes and striking features.
>>215509642I love em. >>215509649I would love to try more stuff like that. >>215509658I think you’re right. But when I go to the liquor store, I generally stick with my favourites. If I’m at a bar though, I’ll try different stuff and a lot of it is pretty much the same.
... If you're a faggot
for me, it's rum and coke
>>215509672Where is the money, Lebowski?
>>215509675Well. Legally, yes. If I married an American woman which I was going to do it would be okay.
>>215509672mojitos are the only drinks that taste good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at_f98qOGY0
>>215509693I never saw that movie
nothing will stop women from slutting themselves out to other cultures. Its glorious. An immigration route anywhere on the globe
I like lots of different cocktails. Try a Tom Collins on a summer day. Very nice. If you’re trying to go to the moon, I recommend martinis.
>>215509682Do you mean North Korea or South Korea and why
>>215509698>TasteLil bro already missed the point
Goodbye horsesI'm flying over you
>>215509634moosehead is pretty darn good
>>215509726meant for >>215509676
Do you take aspirin for the taste? No, you take it for how it makes you feel. Same thing for booze
What beer do you drink? A lot of Americans that I met when I was over there would drink cocktails, which I kind of respected considering the other patrons would just drink pisswater
>>215509523I don't think I've ever seen him in anything Are you sicilianu too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KApie0UjEY8
I just drink cheap brandy or whiskeyI go into the liquor store and just tell the guy to get me whatever is cheapestAnd for beer i drink lagers
>>215509740Yeah I love it! A little pricey though, so I usually wait for a sale.
>>215509732someone in 1980s America ripped off New Order but with a black female vocalistand then that song was bought by the producers of a movie about serial killers that blew upgotta love it
>>215509729>>215509745seriously? you dont care how the things you eat taste at all? isn't that depressing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSffz_bl6zocanadian excellence
>>215509751steel reserve 211no chaser
THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF
>>215509676South Korea scores very high in mathematics competitions, along with China, the USA, Russia, and perhaps rather suprisingly, Iran of all places.Japan scores fairly high but not that high.
>>215509523He (the actor) is a Colombian Latinx who was adopted into an Italian-American family albeit
>>215509752No, sono Sardu-Napulitan Have you ever seen A Bronx Tale? He was in that. And i Sopran
I don't like copsI don't like niggers simple as
>>215509777Just looked it up, how's the taste? Reckon I could get it imported?
I don't like racistsI don't like tranniessimple as
>Currently, Hong Kong does not have a healthy male-to-female ratio. As of 2024, the sex ratio is approximately 82 males for every 100 females, which translates to about 3.34 million males and 4.07 million females in the population>with around 734,000 more women than menIM GOING TO SAVE HONG KONG
i don't like myselfsimple as
>>215509788Cops and niggers ... .two sides of the same coin really
>>215509807Out of the mouth of babes
Me toosimple as
>>215509800https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwXALk-OR2M
>>215509751I haven't settled on anything yet. The last generation of my family all drank Budweiser, can't stand it though
>>215509792coldcrisprefreshing
>>215509788>>215509807That should be the new name of the “cops and robbers” kids game
>>215509797Remember that time China offered to ship us 10 million wives? It’s cucked that countries don’t make those kinds of deals anymore.
>>215509676South Korean culture is same as Japanese. South Korea makes their own anime. They have a different word for it but it's literally anime. It has the same aesthetic.
we @ da club who comin fr fr poppin bottles ayyyy
I oscillate between hating myself and thinking I’m the fucking man, bro I’m so sick. I’m a BEAST. I’m fuckin worthless. Nobody will ever love me. I’m a living deity.
i like my friendsi like my family
>yeah i'll play that game when i get off work>get off work tired and just want to lie downonly 50 more years of this till i can retire and enjoy my free time
>>215509792You'll have a hangover before you finish a tall can. That shit is garbage, literally the shit they scrape off the bottom of the good beer vats
>>215509819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZGHXy1IAHM
>>215509834this looks like a lot of fun
>>215509814https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufoi8sd1vyk
>>215509838I love my dad, my mom, my sister and my best friend. Its not much but its what I have
UH HUH YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I JAM IT REAL HARD
>>215509849no it doesn't idiot
>>215509834I have a slight reservation to negresses because they remind me of Serbian women too much
>>215509834Damn I want to bang a black chick.
>>215509845kek
>>215509861
>>215509850If Primus was primarily melodic
>>215509863Serbian women have strong jawlines.I'm not saying that in a bad way. Strong jawlines can look aesthetic.It's just something I noticed.
>>215509836Same i'm a worm, but also i'm intrinsically better than all of you at the same time
>>215509864Step up whiteboi
Female sexy bodies are a humiliation ritual for incelsit's like being in an amazing candy shop but you can't touch any of the candy
nah, they're plenty Sparksy tooI guess they're just not eloquent enough>>215509878I notice all those zoomer girls have stronger jawlines than me, wtf?
>>215509876https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn7NKsAftHg
>The surplus of women in Hong Kong has led to a "man drought,">the use of dating coaches to attract partnerscant believe femcels have to train to get men over there
>>215509894>I notice all those zoomer girls have stronger jawlines than me, wtf?maybe theyre unironically mewing
>>215509889I jerk off in the morning and before bed and don't have any sex drive to care about women's bodies during the day
This is a keeen general
>>215509895MY MOTHER SHE'S 75ONE DAY SHE WON'T BE HERE TO SEE ME CRYWHEN IT'S TIME FOR HER TO LET GOI'LL WITHER AWAY LIKE A LEAF IN THE SNOWjk, I never knew the painters could be this lively and jocular
pinched a massive log
>>215509834is this what normies do
>>215509887Goddamn
>jk, I never knew the painters could be this lively and jocularha, i think you said the same about a smiths song i replied to you with once
>>215509929no
Damn look at that bitch piss
>>215509919shes so slutty that I didn't notice her skirt was gone when it panned back. Just felt nothing at all
>the smiths
>>215509940literally the only Smiths song I adore is the hyperactive This Charming Man
didn't mean to not reply
>>215509834Do black niggas really go to the club in straight up lingerie
>>215509961How Soon is Now is great too
>>215509919Name? She’s hot as fuck
Love a bit of Jeff Buckley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RtbSB7Irz4woo!
>>215509961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke2nucbxP1Ei don't remember the one i chose but i don't think it was this onestill it fits
yeah whatever stfu
more like This Glazed Ham
what country is most likely to launch the next nuke
As a black man black women are probably the best experience you'll ever have sexually, but on a personal level you're better off dating a mushroom. They're not people, they're just things to be fuccked
>>215509834zesty bucks
>>215509965>>215509965new
>>215509989Nukes are fake retard
>>215509972that song was the title song of Charmed and therefore the first Smiths and post-punk song I ever heard, yeah, it's pretty cool
today is a today is a sad day today day
picture for the new is disgusting
>>215509779*drives through crowd but hits no one*the problem, officer?
