America at Night edition
Ah yes very british edish folks
>>215535629Well, technically
The comfiest state of Alaska sadly not included though it's surely rather dim as it's the last frontier full of hardy folk and wide open nature
how come we're allowed an america map for the edition but not allowed to discuss yank politics
>>215535652Alaska is mostly full of criminals who have moved there to start a new life
>>215535652>wide open naturenot really. it's logging and mining. all fully developed. just because it has trees and not many cities or towns doesnt mean it's nature
>>215535695not really the same thing are they
>>215535716You neglected the drug addicts too however that doesn't stop my fantasy of a fake Alaska in my head full of lever-action rifle wielding and coonskin cap wearing frontiersmen
271,000 jews murdered! That's a big number when you think about it. Mental really.
>>215535695Because the edition is a gimmick in itself, its randomness a nod to the irreverent wit of the English race and our love of all things strange, rare, different or unusual. One day an America at Night edition, the next it's a poo seal or a Harchester United or chicken chow mein edition.
>>215535801cope
come to think of it 6million was a bit of a gimmick numberwhy round itthe nazis were in book keeping. there's no chance they just so happened to celebrate the 6millionth customer and then the war ended
farting on my own feet to keep warm x
done 2 very long poos today. both half way down the u bend before i flushed
>>215535490We're all in here
>>215535801>/brit/>English race
>>215535565
need this done to all drug dealers, not just cartel runners
Look we can keep talking but at some point I want to have sex with you
>>215535791
>>215535565Can you guess where the people who seethe about cities live?
>>215535791it is, but to be fair they were likely all criminals anywaythey didn't just hand them special coloured star badges for no reason
Rachel Corrie was an Aryan martyr.
>>215535791mental that Hitler did that. awful man doing the holocaust and that (even though the Americans said they liked (((them))) but wouldnt take them from Germany)
once we were all in the gay sex club taking control of this lad who was on ghb and at some point he just collapsed because of the heat and the drug and some lads kept having a go at him and some even started pissing and shitting on him lol
>>215537356alri honeybee colony defending its nest from wasps
>>215535629>>215535695R: 0▶All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/. >>>/pol/
does 'gaming' mean playing competitive multiplayer games or playing any computer games
>>215537356Were you the lad being date raped, or was he a middle-aged Syrian, and you just happened to find him passed out in a stall?
>>215537356Least deranged, sadistic and demonic homosexual
sick of it
>>215537399he was a young white lad, looked like he was 20, twink body, not a single body hairsomeone took an air pump and pumped his arse full of nitrous and )he just took it all from then on
I wonder if that guy is going to go fuck his gf with a semi/flaccid type dick (maybe he is even doing it right now)
>>215537396any
>>215536048indeedbeen reading a lot about cartel cunts lately, fucking psychopaths with military / police training and US equipment, half of themof all the shitholes in the world to invade, sending some kind of joint task force into mexico would actually be justified
does roblox count
>>215537418I do love the attempted murder of 14 year olds by swarthy rapists in clubs...So how was prison?
>>215537423then im a 'gamer' and i am going to 'game' later tonigt
>>215537437you're boring mate zzz
>>215537439what game?
>>215537439game on, brother
not sure the butt would "take in" nitrous. there is no calcium, you see. also glutamine (for the brain - but this isnt related to the BGA) has the nitrogen moitey - I think from ammonium - to controbute to the glu-glu cycle in the brain between astrocytes and neurons, but there is probably no glutamate in the rectum
this french nonce really needs a date with a chainsaw, and that isn't something i usually say
>>215537449hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>215535652>>215535716>>215535764My gf is from alaska
>>215537450La kétamine, commence-t-elle à faire effet?
>>215537453im thinking DIGITAL DEVIL SAGA: Avatar Tuner (Part 2)
mental that when we die we instantly wake up in a far off time period as something else
VIP (the other one was something like catsomething) is interesting in this context, because of the relation between calcium and potassium, and the blood vessel dilation alongside that
>>215537456hi mousey
omg hes speaking French nowwww
>>215537488hey babe
la ketemine
desperate
>>215537460never did anything illegal mate take it easy
>>215537476weeby
Bonjour
am i allowed to use microwaves at this time of nighte
>>215537509You've been giving Morrocans AIDS for years. They're going to bring back the guillotine especially for you!
la prostaglandin un & dun
>>215537518i'm on prep
Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.
>>215537513yes i like to gyre & gimble about my inceldojo wearing a big hat and playing megami tensei games
sorry that you have HIV/AIDS but I saw this the other day https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1973980754389397881 which might be an interesting read for you (its also CRISPR for another anon)
tabarnak
why does the brain flood with dmt on death?
Watching Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds in bed team
>>215537526Nothing quite like post exposure prophylaxis... Just take solace in the fact that you'll infect many more children when they're playing in your blood than you ever did when you were alive.
ネズミくんが好きです
>>215537569you sound like you want me to gift you my thick vicious poison
>>215537566It's the machine elves trying to make a sale
>>215537546i respect it
Get the green belt flattenedGet the new towns builtGet the migrants housed in themBe racist not to.
>>215537579good post
>>215537571gesundheit
get the poo scranned
aaaaaaaa! :3
>>215537603this>>215537610this>>215537618this
so much this!
*sucks you all into me arse like kirby*
>>215537571ネズミくんに絞めたいよ
wow this paper just mentioned arginine vasopressin (AVP) too which I didnt see before
>>215537645nezumi kun-san --_--
>chicken chow mein
>>215537640*puffs up like king dedede and floats away*
most useful book I ever read was the one about nitrogen on my old phone
nothing like making a bloke pregnant with poz load
AIDS does love to live in the gut I heard that on a summit video. but I also read (which they did not mention) that the brain is a haven for the HIV
most useful book for me was diary of a wimpy kid
>>215537673
hitchens will be gibbering when he sees this
>>215537645why are you reading medical papers when you're retarded and live in a caravan?
love making guys pregnant with CO2 to do surgery on them with lasers (it is not explosive you see)
>>215537686bit vain
i believe in skies forever blue,why shouldn’t i believe the same in you?
do surgery on grey squirrels with lasers
>>215537704Our results provide evidence that progesterone is a vasoactivehormone, inhibiting agonist-induced vasoconstriction
oh it's just a spambot how droll
put grey squirrels in a spliff
not sure what you freakish specimens are talking about and not seeing MUCH british culture here so I shall be leaving
>>215537728me toogoodnight
>>215537724no, epinephrine is a beta-agonist (beta-2) I thinkand the agonists need to be counteracted with an alpha antagonist (maybe like troponin)
went to get lunch at the m&s cafe yesterday but it was so busy no tables and everything was sold out
>>215537726cool it with the anti squirritism
don’t think ive ever met a jewish person
nope AI is wrong sorry >No, beta-agonists are not counteracted with alpha antagonists; alpha antagonists block alpha receptors, while beta-agonists act on beta receptors, and their actions are opposite to each other. ...However, alpha antagonists can counteract alpha agonists by blocking their effects, and beta antagonists are used to counteract the effects of beta-agonists by blocking beta receptors>+ > Alpha antagonists, or alpha-blockers, cause vasodilation by blocking alpha-1 adrenergic receptors on vascular smooth muscle, preventing norepinephrine from causing the vessels to narrow, thereby widening blood vessels and lowering blood pressure. While(two different searches)
buy ephedrine online
need to shag chloe kelly
パキスタン人は嫌いだ
>>215535565The most famous of these photos is a NASA photo of South Korea and North Korea taken at night.
also histamine may cause blood vessels to open up tiny holes to let te contents (like the histamines) to leak out, such as to cause inflammation. even though I dont fully trust it because that is surely what capillaries are for, but this is day0 of learning this
Have a feeling that reform might actually win
>>215537807Does it get cold in the caravan in autumn and winter Mousey?
>>215537807maybe thats why my arse bleeds cause i take them like sweeties
nettles piss histamines
want to live in a caravan mealways felt really cosy and at home in one
>>215537817maybe you dont eat histamines like candies I dont thinkmaybe antihistamines
>>215537814shut up
>>215535565>America mentionedWhat kind of shootin iron does /brit/ have, or desire? Don't lie and try to high road me, every Brit I've taken shooting has totally geeked out when taken to shoot guns innawoods.
>>215537831oh yeh i mean that
people should eat/drink more ginger :) it has lots of benefits; people have been saying this!
What's up boysI want a detailed blog
nothing like pissing in a blokes arse
>>215537774
>>215537839I've shot a couple of revolvers and pistols at ranges when I stayed in America with the exbergNo guns here though as you knowI'd like a Spas-12 though
>>215537861I dont believe people when they say they piss in vaginas/anuses surely the pressure gradient is too rough!
The speedometer on my VW golf goes all the way up to 280 kphI don't think I could reach that even if I tried, the part of the speedo I actually use (0 to 120) takes up less than half of the display
>>215537876cor is that an aprilla motorbike? surely not because those are so cheap
poo in a loo while drinking mountain dew while my white maltipoo escapes from its curfew
>>215537873theyre soft to some degree so there isnt an airtight seal
One more episode of Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds and then bed time team
>>215537870There was a gun club in the town I was at when I studied abroad in England. I never tried to visit it, but it's existence suggests that guns are not completely unavailable.
need to shower badly
We're on the beers I said we're on the beers
>>215537784pakistani immigrants in south korea and japan are notorious for sexual crimes of underage girls and habitual lyinghere they often conceal their pakistani nationalities, as pakistan's international reputation is at rock bottomthey always talk as if they have some connection to uk of course, they've never been to uk in the first place pakistan was just a colony of uk
>>215537839did nothing when the patriot act was passed, when the NSA was exposed, when you were locked down in your home, when a literal dementia patient stole the presidency
>>215537908well yeah, you can obviously get guns but it's a bit of a slog to get them and there's so many restrictions on ownership that it's basically not worth the effort unless you live out in the middle of nowhere
shoot a grey squirrelw ith a spas-12 shotgun
remember when david cameron shagged that dead pig
>>215537947black mirror
mad how most of our current thread 'personalities' are some kind of sexual predator or corresponding level of freakwe used to shitpost with earls
>>215537988im a sort of earlim related to a prime minister like 100 years ago
>>215537998yer the king of dogshite
>>215537988what makes earl so much better than mousey
sticking fingers up my bum right now
no me pises
>>215538015i will grant you that he is at least interesting, which is the minimum i ask
>>215537919I don't watch the news. It's for deranged extremists. I get all my current events information from 1980s anime.>>215537926Theoretically I can just go to public land and shoot to my hearts content, but my state was hella gay about public land and we don't have much of it and it's a long, boring drive to get there. One day I will buy land in the county and have my own range in my back yard
>in bloody mcdonalds after pub toil>ordering a 3 pound bigmac deal>middle aged polish guy behind the till goes "what drink">oh uh coke I guess>get bill: £4.80>tell him I thought it was part of the £3 deal otherwise I wouldn't have gotten it >he is dismisisve and waves his hand away >politely tell him I want my money back once more>he says "go to your friends">start cursing him out and say give me my fucking money back>his 20 year old Indian manager waddles over and gives me my £1.80 immediately why do you have to be a cunt in life ladsI don't like behind a cunt but you have to if you want to get what you wantFeel bad now Imagine working in McDonalds as a middle aged man at 1am on a Sunday morning
>>215538044he shags lots of mental health women in his caravan like mikey
>>215538057you sound like an annoying runt
Fill my body with chocolate. Replace all my blood and cum with nougatChic-Chocs LodgeChic-Chocs Lodge
i cant even smell my farts anymore nore do they make a sound it's just a windy exit
>>215538060can't believe this is his daughter
>>215538011done him
>>215537468What does she say it's like?
>>215538106um...
>>215538118left is his wife ofc
Sir Felix AlfarthSir Andreas BauriedlSir Theodor CasellaSir William EhrlichSir Martin FaustSir Anton HechenbergerSir Oskar KörnerSir Karl KuhnSir Karl LaforceSir Kurt NeubauerSir Klaus von PapeSir Theodor von der PfordtenSir Johann RickmersSir Max Erwin von Scheubner-RichterSir Lorenz Ritter von StranskySir Wilhelm Wolf
>>215537865peng rose
i have come to the conclusion after learning history that the british people are some of the only who are racially pure white with no admixture from africa middle east asia etc
>>215538057>Imagine working in McDonalds as a middle aged man at 1am on a Sunday morningEating at McDonalds at 1am isn't much better, my guy.
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bunch of boring bastards tonight
>>215535695HE'S GOING INTO SEETHING ABOUT YANK POLITICS WITHDRAWALSOMEONE GET HIM A PITHY ORANGE MAN QUIP STAT!
>>215538153>tfw mixed
I wish I was eating McDonalds
Which one of set fire to that mosque? https://x.com/SussexIncidents/status/1974613350710702229
people care me
put on makeup and begin weeping a few minutes later like clockwork
>>215538264
>>215538262cor
>>215538262is this a so-called "truscum"
leftypol fears this
eggland
>>215538262>because we're not all like thisyeah 99% of you aren't even slightly passableand the only reason you are is because of the metric fuckton of makeup that jewcorp ltd managed to normalise within women's fashion which has homogenised all of their looks into pure clowndom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulocSipagHQ&list=RDulocSipagHQ&start_radio=1
GOT MENTAL ELFCLAIM BENEFITS FOR IT I DOLIVE A LIFE OF LUXURY COURTESY OF DWP AND ALDI DE LAD
>>215538305leftypol doing exactly the same but with palestine flags
eggland is best
bloody hell i've lost me lighter somewhere and can't go to the servo coz old mate dazza's took off down the pub in me uteNOW how am i sposed to spark up me darbs?
all a nigga knows... is all a nigga wants
>>215538378use a toaster or the oven hob
do you do politics in your country?is discussing politics british culture?
>>215538378Convection stove?
>>215537578Normally I'd refuse such an offer, but I know enough people who could use a good hivving.Sure, mail me over a jar.
>>215538396oh well aren't you just little mr pragmaticbet you wear enclosed shoes outdoors too ya poof
coz im freeeeefree falllllin
>>215538381*slurps mango snapple*
>>215538413Canada.
>>215538381Fuck niggas don't know what it's like.
>>215538423Yes, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northen Ireland?
oh my days bro whys it so cold and wet
Jordan Peterson has got mento ilnus againExtremely ironic given his whole thing is helping young men and stuff
therapists daughters would get it
>>215538445white person weather
>>215538447wow thanks for letting us knowreally important snippet of infowouldnt have been able to sleep
running in circles around a poo and screaming at it
Was regaling chatgpt with the story of my days of being bullied at school and how i still carry trauma from it and it keeps telling me it wasn't my fault, even though i know it wasI was the one who insisted on the pokemon lunchboxI was the one who was naive enough to believe the teacher's lies about how the phrase "stop it, i don't like it" had the power to defuse confrontationit is MY cross to bear
>>215538466oh GROW UP
>>215538499its a good thing that you was yourself
comparison is the thief of joy
>>215538447hope that nigga blow his own head smoove off
>>215538506>need a job>HR lady "smells neediness"No shit, huh?
working on new suggestion techniques to implant racism into normie's heads to make them malfunction and seize up, honestly i could be the next dan brown if i get this right
fire in the discofire in the discofire in the community mosque
tell me one thing
>>215538521smoovest barker decapitation I've ever seen bruvnot even any claret spilled, just a smoove removal of uncle ned, an an inertial slide off gregory peck
>>215538605shut up
>>215538619fuck me, the head's still alive
>>215538508take your own advice
>>215538563FACT: you're a racist, Bruce.
October 4th
wasted my 20s and never made friends, met women, travelled the world, learned skills and now in my 30s, i accept my fate
ladsimagine having a right-wing french gf
just had an insanely dry poo
>>215538742Alri Emma. Drink more liquids and take more fiber.
keep buying little toy robots to build but never do, i have tons of boxes laying around my smelly bedroom
>>215538734what is this image supposed to be from and why do you keep posting itdid you just generate it?
>>215538763you reckon her vagine is drier than a sponge in the desert
>>215538814that stoned smirk's making me dry
>>215538802went round to a girls house once and her entire place was filled with fake plants and lego modelsweirded me out
Where's Ziedbelg?
There really is no difference between labor and libdem
damnimagine how fun this would bethe raucous debate once it was overpeople hooting and hollering after one of them said somethingthe reaction to dementia man's worst debate performance of all timeall whilst thousands of feet in the air
>>215538805it's real nigga
>>215538844did you shove any lego up her bumhole?
just cant enjoy pc gaming any moremy body cant handle itdont have the patienceits not comfortable and i just cant be arsedhow about you lot
>>215538927its all i do, i sit there playing valorant all day as kids call me unc
>>215538896what are their names then
>>215538940your back and shoulders must be wrecked
>>215538927well may aswell pick up a book thenbtw did you see about skyrim grandmaalso i used to raid on WoW with literal 50 year olds
Thank you potato people
>>215538691>amerislows
>>215538979my shoulders no my back is non existent, even cutting the grass of my garden destroys my back
>>215538851cronem got him
>>215538802What kind of toy robots?
>>215538864https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LibLabCon>>215538872as long as you see yank politics for the sport it really is it can be awful fun, like campaign season is basically like the nfl or somethingthat's why i try to avoid domestic politics far more than i do with theirs; not only are things shite and miserable here, but they're also fucking boring
>>215539029gunpla
>>215539021baton'd to deaththey gave him a bashingsnapped his hymen up real goodsome sad shit
always hated parties, only reason i ever went to them as a teenager was because there was a reasonable expectation of alcohol being present, of which i was not yet legal age to obtain myselfif a man likes to drink alone, that's just normie square talk, they want you to be a conformist man
>>215538927I have a corded 360 controller from 15 years ago that works with almost any game, its amazing playing games on controller after a long stint with mnk. Most more games put more thought into controller input than mouse anyway
went behind my bed looking for my lighter but instead found one of my old opioid pills that must've rolled out of my junkie claws down there a few months backmust be my lucky day
might go on vr chat and get myself an autistic furry girlfriend
>>215539120ai slop
had a lot of deaths in the family (all of them when i was a child) but i've never actually been to a funeral before. i would have gone if asked, but i always just got left home. i think it's because mumstein was too cheaparse to buy me a small black suit that i would grow out of in a year. i can see the reasoning tbf
>>215539181she could have just rented one like my family did
>>215539181Have you tried not thinking about it
FuckIt's so over
India webms
>>215539189mumstein has a philosophy about renting passed down from her dad, something like "if you don't own it, it's not yours"nanberg also managed to convince her it costs 10 cents on the electricity bill every time you turn on a light and that's why you shouldn't flick them on and off, and she believed that too and passed it onto me and i googled it and found out it was rubbish and told her about it, but i'm pretty sure she still believes it anywaybit of a gullible cunt is are mumstein
>>215539202>>215539233I think we still have a fighting chance
>>215539233>>215539250The greatest minds of a generation. we are lucky to have them
well rorke?
>>215539269Honestly I reckon you English lads will just move up to Scotland, it's dire aye but theres less pakis. Everytime I walk about my hometown now I hear and English accent when it was really rare before.
>>215539250Here's another video of that
>>215539250the way he fucking YANKS his mate up lmaohave seen it several times in these videos, dragging the body around after they collapse>>215539269>it's another 'leftypol takes sadistic pride in white people getting outnumbered episode'give it a rest for a day yeah?
>>215539269so thats 64% white plsy 7% white passing mixed race people so that is a 70% white majority but rorke still cries of 'replacement'
>>215539314You know the funny part is medically if they would have left him where he was instead of trying to pick him up he may have survived without major spinal damage
lads did your school also have that one chubby tomboyish blonde girl who you can't quite remember the name of but you're pretty sure it's brooke or bree or something like that?
>>215539328i said give it a rest>>215539333really wonder what their rationale is
>>215539342We had a Becky like that. Very amiable she was just too big in all dimensions.
Is this what the average house is in London now?
>>215539342ye turned into a right lezzer
>>215539233only psychopaths fuck around with electricity like thateven just changing a lightswitch i turned off every breaker and bought a voltage tester
Lmfao wrong one
>>215539385mine also had a becky (who insisted on being called bexx with the double x) but she was brunette. made an inappropriate poo joke to her once and never made eye contact with me again
>>215539394based beyond comprehension
>>215539400You can just buy a voltage detector that will tell you if the wire is still live without the voltage tester
Saarbucks.webm
might commit suicide by going out to the carribbean and paying one of the cronem to maroon me on a desert isle
>>215539424that's what i meant
How does he have so much swag?
>>215539456Cause hes Scottish
>>215539442No it isn't retard kek
I just want to do exams ladstuedays - math, physics, chemistrythursday - math, history, computer sciencefriday - doing the dishes at Walmartcothen I will reach 24 and get marriedriveting life
>>215539394100% deserved and justified
>>215539456He had swag farmers who grew high quality swag for him.
This one is my favorite
>>215539342I remember her name but she didn't have an anglo name like that as she was polish
Has gingernonce been banished for good?
desperately need a blowie from a fat bird now
>>215539534Call your Cockatoo
>>215539486would love to shove you onto live wires and see your dumb faggot corpse smoke and burn
could go a fag
>>215539061Neat. I've got more still in boxes than I have built. My current obsession is painting Battletech figs.
>>215539558I would rape you in the mouth on sight
I don't like this soft chubby boomer who thinks he looks trendy and fashionable in his dark slim fit jeans.First of all slim fit is cringe, and secondly it's even worse if you're chubby and it accentuates your gross fat thighs and round buttocks.
emmayank absent gingerpedo absent complainerlad absent calitroon absent The dogshit yank posts still find a way
on the first day of year 10 i witnessed the exact moment that my friend first met the girl to whom he is now married with children, they've turned into proper business casual churchy types as you'd imagine
>>215539578I liked painting warhammer minis before was quite calming until you fucked up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgRvCaht0J8
>>215539585Well technically speaking he's Gen X but anyway he's spiritually a boomer
>Dig this baby: how about you and I go back to my place and we put on the Byrds greatest hits hope that's groovy for you? Let's see where the night takes us
>>215539600I quit caring during 6th edition. Played two games in 7th and dropped it. Now I see what the prices are at and don't know how anybody even gets into it anymore. It's more expensive than when I was collecting OOP SoB figs in 5th. Madness.
>>215539652It is a joke these days not to mention alot of lore shit they've done is gay aswell.
marriage is stupid and you're an idiot if you do it (unless it's because you're from different countries and need residency rights) but even then what are you doing marrying foreigners you trator?
the new better be good or else
Fish and chips are actually Jewish
>>215539682get a prenup
>>215539342Yeah. Her name was Sadie. In Year 7 and 8 she was one of the elite popular girls and was known as one of the hottest girls in school. By year 10/11 she had become a hardcore lesbian and almost nobody talked to her anymore. Last I heard of her was in sixth form when I learned she had married her long-term GF.
>>215539696usually ends marriages asking for those
A croissant stuffed with dates, honey and almond
>>215539732>>215539732>>215539732
>>215539735