Get the new posted bosjh
HATE fake nattiesget in the bin
>>215558090real newfake thread
>>215557978year 3 spring wifed up leah last year a lot of my day is now taken up in watering though since the bastard quartz for sprinklers is rarer than a rocking horse shit
this yank is fucking pathetic
real new>>215558090>>215558090>>215558090>>215558090
>screenshot of his own post for a thread omdzzz
nathan mate ffs
>>215557500>It was in print in Russia from 1992 until 2017>In 2022, its headquarters were relocated to Amsterdam in the Netherlands in response to restrictive media laws enacted in Russia
Roaring at your seethe and lack of response, further begging the question
non british flag? in brit?i ignore.
Chris - Jocko what’s your advice for the young men who have no direction in life?Jocko - Go… just go.How does this help me bruh
>>215558249oh yea? ignore this *kisses you tenderly on the cheek*
>>215558267he's right
>>215558267should help you stop wasting time watching broscience grifters
>Dark Souls is now as old as Metal Gear Solid (1998) was when it came out in 2011>Fallout New Vegas (2010) came out closer to Fallout 1 than to the present day>GTA V is as old now as GTA III (2001) was in 2013>GTA III is as old now as Star Wars (1977) was in 2001>GTA Vice City (2002) was set in 1986, closer to each other than GTA IV (2008) is to the present day>2040 is closer to us than 2010>2050 is closer to us than 2000>1995 is as far away now as 1965 was back then>2005 is as far away now as 1985 was back then>We are closer to 2080 than 1970
getting a new Berghaus raincoat for chrimbo
>>215558403last week was 7 days ago
Like a sailor in a big green boatLike a sailor in a big green coatYou can be freeYou can be free and still come homeIt's alrightI′m alright
*A swanky restaurant in the cool part of town*HOSTESS: Good evening, what's the name on the reservation?ME: Ja RuleFIN//////'Cause I'm realThe way you walk, the way you move, the way you talk'Cause I'm realThe way you stare, the way you look, your style, your hair'Cause I'm realThe way you smile, the way you smell, it drives me wild'Cause I'm realAnd I can't go on without you
>>215558403It's over
>>215558421grim
still sick
>>215558421>not a Maharishi raincoat grim
>>215558267Life is short. Just go and live it. See >>215558403
>sickFOY
gorpcore is almost as bad as athleisure
>>215558513get lemsip
>>215558403https://youtube.com/watch?v=yS0yBgZrVas
>>215558568shut up
>>215558529im not a homosexual.
catching up on strictlymum's partner seething at all the women some of which are older than she is yet far more attractive
Big Van Vader? Big Van Vader
>>215558421catberghaus
>>215558600sorryare you talking about two women as in your mums partner?
got that midget thread on /s/have to say, would though i would be conflicted
bet she has a tattle dot life account
Working up an enthusiastic poo between the ciggies and bloody mary
>mum's partner
>>215558403most of these sentences make no sense whatsoever neek
river songstill fit as fuck!
>>215558600Alright CornishladCan't watch Strictly myself, i bloody hate that show
yea, there's a lad with a lesbo mumi'll take that over a homo dad desu
>>215558421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWOfRj4YOi8
Need Emma Watson to use me as a toilet.
Did you know that I will get a German gf?
>>215558600>mum's partnerShe fit?
Quite grim having to see yank posts
real noo >>215558090>>215558090>>215558090>>215558090
I imagine it would be more grim not being able to articulate a single way in which "great" britain is less of a shithole than France
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/13/books/molly-roden-winter-more-book-open-marriage.htmlCameron Winter looks so much like his mum
All im saying is that if i could suck on my own willard you'd never hear from me again
lil bro has 2 mums
It's true.
british civil war will be like infected25 fent zombies, muslims,and rorkes mobbing one metro officer with a knife
Wonder if Cameron Winter's mum took any BBC
never experienced any intimacy or affection in my entire life
>>215558816>>2155586951488
>>215558693are jo absolutely battered her
>>215558625>>215558644>>215558660>>215558705>>215558807
>>215558866
>>215558600your mums a lezzer?
>>215558873bit cruel desuemma's been down for years, you don't kick a woman down
>>215558885Hello Ariana Homosexual. How are you today?
>>215558836
>>215558600>mum's partnerthis is code for lesbiant. SIGINT expert
>>215558834state
>>215558915lass looks like she's chewing on a toaster
>>215558909i'm not a homosexual still sick but had a lovely weekend regardless xx just got back from beach
>>215558887love slim women
hi, my mutherfuckin niggas who understand trig
>i'm not a homosexualtypical homosexual
nigga behaves like a battyman then wonders why he's a perma-incel
I'm off to Yung Lean on November 22nd lads
>>215558937haha
>>215558866>>215558915A beautiful Nordic woman is the best argument for Exterminationist National Socialism.
nigga say nigga but is yte its cus dey poor
>>215558975>>215556167
been putting something off for 4 weeks now I wonder if tomorrow I finally do it
>>215558973sohcahtoa!!
wonder if I'll live another 24
fat neighbours tv is always on i can see it always getting uber eats poison delivered toopure biomass they are
Get married have children.
>>215558977he has literally two good songs based spastic zoomer
>>215559001
yeahhh shes fit
What's your trouser size? Mine is 34W 32L
>>215559033Gain a clue
need a fit depressed gf
>>215559032no can do
>>215559014just take the average of how long both your parents lived until that's literally how long you are guaranteed to live for isn't rocket science
53 years old starting overGetting divorcedGot a new job and a new apartmentI f-cking did it
>>215559082
>>215559104woman
>>215559104good luck unc
>>215559104Why screenshot someone’s Reddit post
For the golden tradition of Sparta, the Roman Legions, the Vikings and the Waffen-SS.For ideals against materialism.For blood over gold.
>>21555906530w 32l32 waist can be purchasable but it will require a belt
>>215558897shut up you ugly french poof
I am a strong and independent young man (34)
>>21555906532w30l
>>215559139SLAYED THAT BAGGUETTE
lol just noticed commiemong go from "I stacked those shelves" to "im poor but blood over gold" poltards really are so insecure!
>>215559001It would require a system of mass genetic testing. A good number of 'whites' have non-European ancestry and should not be admitted in an ethnostate.
nigga name is keir
>>215559139>>215559171Reminder>>215555555
really need a gf like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvB37uT9NaY
>>215558979It's all fine and sexy until she smiles and says "ice to see yo"
>really need a gfCould've stopped there rorkecel
"trimming" the (white) race (i.e. cutting the fat) people (e.g. a holocaust) is more important than having an ethnostate
Latest video.The claw returns.Speed talking.Acting manic.Acting very nervous.We've seen all these things before, Ruby.Bag must weigh a ton.Birdseed phase still going on.Obviously can't think of any fresh content.Obsessed with the idea of handbags.Is she trying to brag about her stuff? I'm not impressed. Sorry, girl.I shudder at the thought that she hasn't taken into historical account that no one had anything they carried around regularly, way back when, and a handbag would be an absolute nuisance. People had to cook over open fires, feather their beds, care for livestock, work in fields, cut wood. There were no phones, no pens, very little literacy, thus no books of any kind, no makeup, no need for bags.
>>215559176>A good number of 'whites' have non-European ancestry and should not be admitted in an ethnostate.What should the threshold be?Remember NS Germany considered 1/4 jews to be Aryan.
>>215558625>>215558644>>215558660>>215558696>>215558705>>215558807>>215558894Are you guys new?
Exasperated Anglos vs crazy Irish diaspora
>>215559137>>215559162Twink faggots. I believe our more portly posters are being shy with their measurements.
TAKING IT ALL THE RIGHT WAYKEEPING IT IN THE BACK
>>215559172Your skin? BrownYour eyes? BrownYour hair? Black
>>215559032not before i get my body count up way higheri need a woman to respect me
>>215559260cope
>>215559242not a twink, fitwith short legs
>>215559226That was before they had ancestry tests. 100% European to get in.
watching some argentinian horrorslop. didn't even know they make movies lol
Sir Ethno StaterSir Holo CoasterSir Aryan Passer
36W 28L myself
>>215559268doesn’t work like that lad, I’ll never tell my gf I’ve slept with as many women as I have
>>215559306was like 34 but probably back to being a 38
>>215558513yeah sick in the head
>>215559289Going back how far?
>>21555930630/30, sometimes 32/30 in some fittings
>>215559315you have the opposite problemwomen want to be misled either wayid rather occassioanly fuck a prostitute than marry a woman with 10+ greater body count than me which is basically every attractive one
>28L>30Lomdz literal dwarfs
they are building the prison walls around us
>>215559177
>>21555906532W 32L
>>215559306*jiggles your belly*
double 32 myself 36W and above is fat cunt territory and a sign you need to put down the jaffa cakes
>>215558605
>>215559390keep posting on 4chan im sre itll work out
>>215559328actually its just a cough hun
snorting metal shavings
>>215559251never no turning back
what's the best burger from burger king
>>215559430Aryan beauty
>>215559402don't think i can
>>215559430state of this jawline, i don't need women to look like crimson chin
raping my own arse
>>215559306>>215559327
hip thrusting in front of the mirror
>>215559458why is that flan spiking up?
>>215559471How do you even eat this muchGenuinely dont understand fatties
raping my own arse with another blokes own arse
>>215559306was a 40W at the start of the yearlast jeans i bought were a 34W after stopping the takeaway jew and drinking less
arse raping my arse arse
any Aryan Beasts in the house this evening?
>>215559471genuienly what are you putting away that you're reaching over 5000 calories
>>215559496i force myself. it's a form of self-harm i think. just hoping for diabetes or a stroke or something
don't think burger king is even real foodalways feel like absolute shit after eating it
>>215558874howling
hellos can you tell me how far is this
raping a cock with my arse
>>215559473Brown cope
fat cunts have no agency
>>215559513well today i ate a 350g bag of maoam's, 180g of raffaelo, one pizza, a bowl of chilli, and 1k calories of some shit i don't even remember
watching deep cover
Good evening sirs
>>215559502Great job m8. Any loose skin?
>>21555906530w 30l
>>215559430
hello fat cunt agencyhow may i direct your call
watchings a movie slow motion part 20 minutes im goings to listen to music
dont believe half of you are doing the things you're saying you're doing
>>215559471need it fuckin sorted mate off the muck
hot ahh afternoon
>>215559520if you just want to off yourself there's considerably quicker ways to go about it rather than gorging on pizza
shitting poo from my willy
my life changes tomorrow x
>>215559582tramps
best part of the movie slow motion the 10 time
>>215559618yeah i know, can't tho. i'm a 32 incel so it's too late anyway>>215559630my mum relies on me too much, she got diagnosed with arthritis recently so i got to help her a lot
>>215559574on an incognito tip?
>>215559659Bet she's childless
>>215559646https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZYgKCbFbWY
:)
>>21555966032 is absolutely not too latestop listening to crabs snipping away in a bucket and get the muck binned
>>215559574good lad
1300 calories is fuck all, you'll never stay under that if you're a fat cunt1800 is realistically where you should be aiming
>>215559693>32 is absolutely not too latemate you sound like my boomer mother
>>215559704>1800 is realistically where you should be aimingif you're a frail manlet runt maybe
fs got no rice pudding in
>>215559334I don't know how far back dna ancestry tests look, but I know they give some people results saying 100% European ancestryOnly those people should be considered as a bare minimum
i eat like absolute crap but only have like 1000-1500 calories a day so not fat
>>215559706she'd probably kill to be 32 again
basically ate like this for 3 years when i was at uni
>>215558086
/brit/ my noble ancestorI hate women so much I can't sleepWat do?
>>215559742absolute tragedy
gonna watch both sabrina and chappell at lollapalooza x
>>215559756i would kill to be a 32 year old woman too. wouldn't be an incel
>>215559769ummy
on my way to being a 40 year old virgin like in that film
oh no... 300 000 batarians are going to die :)man, sure does sucks to save the galaxy haha
>>215559706maybe you should listen to people when they give you good advice, your mum wants to be proud of you and 32 isn’t too late to get going
>>215559783mental that back then it was seen as an unrealistic joke, but now it's going to be reality for millions of men
>>215559762I look like him
>>215559776what book
the bad farts are coming
>>215559818ktim
arbeit macht freiCOOL
2700 calories for me
>>215559783channel his spirit
>>215559471Kek I'm doing the same thing for the same reason just not counting the calories.I'll buy cakes, crisp multipacks, doughnuts, or bags of chocolate and eat them all in one go. I always start eating before I've left the supermarket too.
>>215559783ktim
>>215559766both are prime BBC fuck meatimagine a mandingo meat missile splitting chappell roan's arse in two
>>215559806my mum's constant shit advice is how i ended up as an incel in the first place tho. she used to tell me to literally bee myself and to keep my head down and good things will happen
how do you pronounce "ktim"
>>215559814I think it's "The Young Hitler I Knew"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zexqEPvCZk8
>>215559825ask not for whom the bell tolls
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, while on a case in the countryside, decide, after Holmes' suggestion, to camp outside for the night.After they had their supper and exchanged some opinions about the case, they tuck in for the night.At some point Watson is shaken awake from his slumber to find Holmes looking at him inquisitively."Watson" Holmes demanded with fervour, "what do you see?"After Watson sat up and took a look around for a moment he replied: "well Holmes, it is a clear night. A light breeze is blowing, as I can feel it on my skin and through the frequent light grading upon the grass blades. All the constellations are visible -ursa major, the Hunter, Cassiopeia- and there are four, maybe three days to a full moon"."Watson" Holmes retorted, "someone stole our tent".
>>215559839fat cunt award
Home made chips and chicken strips for tea team
Every black woman I've ever met has been in to peggingWhat's up with that?
>>215559857KITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
The last two nights (Friday and Saturday) I went out to bars with music and dancing in London till 2/3am as a 36-year-old incel. Ama
>>215559880It lush
>>215559857kkkkkkk
>>215559880home made but not by you
>>215559783would you not think of seeing a prozoid or something?
>>215559894raceplay too?
>>215559894Ancestral memory
>>215559902how do planes work?
>>215559855and did you keep your head down? Aka work hard?
>>215559839same, but i don't eat in public. i just hurry home. remember when i used to eat entire cheesecakes
>>215559911nahthe two things are antithetical are they not?One gives them power, the other takes it away.
So the Bingham's gimmick seems to have died a death then
>>215559902did you get any attention from women?
>>215559902Did you speak to anyone?
youtube keeps recommending me f1nn videos
>>215559839used to work in tesco when they had bigger hot food countersamazing how common it was to find open bags on shelves, like you couldn't wait to get home to scran some ribs or chicken legs fs
forgot it was sunday, thats why /brit/ is so decent right nowall the toilers and normies and sociable people here because they have to be at toil tomorrow
I take citalopram and I think that's the cause of my voracious appetite. When I stopped taking them for a while a few years ago, my appetite decreased dramatically.
>>215559809>millions of mennot really mate, getting to 40 as a virgin is like 1% of the population if that
>>215559920yep, got a decent job, 100k in savings, hobbies but at the end of the day that doesn't matter. no one likes a boring nice guy who keeps his head down. literally know a smackhead who's never worked a day in his life and he's already got 2 girls knocked up
>>215559902How'd youi get homenight tube?
Lost my virginity to an escort this week
Tonight's dinner is a tin of Heinz spaghetti with Richmond sausages in a rich tomato sauce topped with seasoning of salt
how the fuck do people listen to asmongold
>>215559953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRUdoDLXL44
>>215559958i'm on setraline and my binging really ramped up when i started taking it, my GP will try to switch me to fluoxetine but idk if it will have any effect since it's a psychological anyway
>>215560001ass mong gold
hi
>>215559971very strange, there must be circumstances because it sounds like you’ve done well for yourself
most grim post of the thread contender right here>>215559991
>>215560024Um!! xxhiii
>>215560008>fluoxetinemy wilkins stopped getting hard when i was on this
>>215560028American posting in /brit/ wins that award by default
>>215560034:)
rorke losing his virginity at the young age of 39 to a fat prostitute named rosey
>>215560046well that's him done and dusted and sent flying then
Where's Ziedbelg?
What are you watching while u eat dinner
>>215560033absolute runtslop
>>215560026doing well doesn't mean anything. it's all about luck and opportunity neither of which you'll get if you keep your head down. you'll just end up an incel>>215560045good, don't mind a dead willy
>>215559923Nice. I love cheesecakes. I bought a 'German-style' cheesecake from Lidl the other day. I wanted to start eating it in the street, but I didn't have a fork and it would've been too messy to eat with my hands, so I waited to be back home and then I ate it all in one go.My usual routine is to buy 5 doughnuts, 6 mini rolls, or 6 angel slices and wolf them down along with a packet of sweets or chocolate on the 3 minute walk back home
>>215557268100mbps is not that fast la
I've shagged three fit Romanian prozzers
>>215560075gary eats or stealth camping videos in which they also eat
>>21555906534W 29L
>>215560091protected?
>>215560075Veritasium because my brain is above average
>>215560097me when i have a phobia of waves but Rorke thinks it's political
>>215560109yeah
>>215560046you went your whole childhood and adulthood without sex and paid someone to experience it first hand. something that should have been exhilarating and special for you with some nasty wench who has a body count in the quadruple digits. lmaoing at youthere is nothing more grim than that
>>215560129alri then
>>215559945no >>215559951I went with a few other incels so we just danced together>>215559977on friday i had to take the night bus from hammersmith to green park and then the tube. last night i got the night tube from bank
veritasium sex arse
>>215560091barebacked one and ate her pussy/arse when i was steaming in prague oncethankfully avoided cheeky stis
>>215560085nice. i usually binge on dougnuts from lidl, 1-2 tubs of ben and jerry's, like 300g of chocolate and then finish it with a bunch of other shit like oreos
>>215560097Literally no one has ever been offended by the Welsh flag. It's so funny to see Welsh rorkes spazz out thinking they are in some big battle against the council lol
>>215560131yeah he's a real piece of shit but i cant help but hate women for this
>>215560131well that's him done and dusted and sent flying then
>>215560123sc
>>215560153Fuck sake lad you must have been ravenous
>>215560154>>215560085seek professional help
>>215560193i am in therapy and on meds right now and it's made my binge eating worse lol
>>215560008I'm slowly tapering off citalopram, I reduced my dose from 20mg to 15mg and stayed on that for ages, but from yesterday I'm taking 12.5mg and hope to be off them completely by christmasI'm tapering slowly to avoid the terrible withdrawal symptoms you can get if you come off them too quickly
>>215560158Rent free
>>215560153>barebacked oneAbsolute madness
>most people are addicted to food or painkillersno wonder the country is lost
anyone got eyes on the new?
>>215560334would prefer to be addicted to painkillers. life would be so much easier
>>215560368honestly truei fucking hate fat peoplei hate seeing themi hate how they movewobblecost the nhs thousands smellfucking hideous bastards
