Barbary Macaque EditionPrevious:>>215544124
My name is Jaxx and I love big black cocks
>>215559494MONKEEE
I hate South Korea
Just done eating and got a boner, legitimately not enough blood in my brain felt sick, feeling better now though
>>215559724You must really have a BBC if it takes up that much blood
>>215559751Or just low blood pressure and hypothyroidism
>>215559494i dont look like that
Did you know hypothyroidism and low metabolism literally makes you live longer, it's literally a super power
DOGE. Whatever happened to that
I am incredibly mentally ill
It's okay to call a woman a jezebel slut
>>215559924They fired themselves
its fucking insane i paid like 2 bucks for this shit and its coming all the way from fucking china on a plane to my house, i swear to god someone must be losing money with this shit
>>215559985Have you been diagnosed with anything
>>215559996>more like Jizzabel amirite
mom is baking chocolate cookies tonight
What is it about the Sierra Madre Occidental that makes Mexicans become violent drug peddling psychopaths?
>>215560122the cia o algo
>>215559985same. it's all so tiresome
>>215560117Um it's "momberg" around these parts, newfag
>>215560268That’s /brit/ slang
>>215560268Why is mom jewish
>>215560248there's a video of a guy hanging by his balls
>>215560313There are many pictures and videos of this
I stay on a whole lot of gang shit
>>215560268https://youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ?si=fZgi5Z_F4K1XIxOl&t=275
Dogberg and momberg
>>215560366>some of those who work horses>are the same who run horsesYUH
>>215560207
ayoo these sexy ass japanese girls be doing something to me
bummies, im sheepy
Am I the only one who loves watching white girls smell each others feet
>>215560530probably that sounds very brown coded of you
>>215560530probably, what's the deal - should they smell stinky or should they be washed?
>>215560574Remember that any American flag who says white girl instead of just girl is a brown.
This website makes you browner
They don't make em like they used tohttps://youtu.be/r21gFqt8TSQ?list=RDr21gFqt8TSQ
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>215560622that is my working theory
Remember that Simpsons episode where Marsh agreed to "procreate" with one of the green aliens and even choose herself the back alley of a porn theater as a setting to do it as the family waited in another room, just to find out later those aliens procreated by shooting a ray of light with a tiny zap gun to the head?She didn't know that. So she was okay with everything else going on until she found out it was an underwhelming process. You can tell she was disappointed at the end.
Whatever doesn't kill you only makes you browner
>>215560053with AIDS
>>215560739erm is this canon
>>215560739Should I watch the Simpsons, they used to play it when I was a kid but it was dubbed and I hate everything dubbed so I didn't watch it.
Hello Canadian sirs. I have an assignment in university to write an article about the housing crisis in Canada. I wanted to ask if you guys could point me to some good sources on the subject matter I could use.
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
>>215560248this is so me
>>215560922what who writes things that are topical you should be writing about poo sex in kenyan tribal life
>>215560796As canon as the Halloween episodes are.It's called marge is an alien. And the family wasn't there. I misremembered.The episode is about maggie being an alien and marge confessing having an affair with this alien to homer, infront of the kids. Yeah that's how it literally happened.
>>215560922>Still Renovating: A History of Canadian Social Housing Policy>Flipping Houses For Canadians For Dummies>Canadian housing legislation: A case study of housing problems and policies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtHra9tFISY
just farted
>>215560122The lack of opportunities but rich land for agriculture, so kinda easy to grow amapola and marijuana with hard reach areas, perfect to hide illegal business and wanted ppl
>>215561037
>>215560962There is no Simpsons episode titled "Marge is an Alien," but the plot point you're likely thinking of comes from the third segment ("Starship Poopers") of Treehouse of Horror IX (Season 10, Episode 4). In it, Marge discovers Maggie's unusual baby teeth and tentacles, revealing that Maggie is actually an alien. Marge confesses to Homer that she was abducted by Kang and Kodos years earlier and impregnated by Kang as part of an alien cross-breeding experiment. Chaos ensues as the family fights over Maggie, culminating in a wild Jerry Springer-style showdown, before the aliens threaten to destroy Earth's politicians unless they get the baby back. hmm pretty weird regardless
When did Taylor Swift get so popular? Her last big hit was over 10 years ago yet she's seemingly more popular now than back then
>>215561021I think his wife is cute but this is fucked.
>>215561055it was hella stinky
>>215561063>Marge confesses to Homer that she was abducted by Kang and Kodos years earlier and impregnated by KangDAS RITE DAS RIIIITE WE WUZ KANGZ
>>215561021that's a TON of work for something not very practical, comfortable, or useful
>>215561021i think its cool in a way but something only an ultra beta wiped cuck that cant even have a corner for himself would need
real tits sag, especially the big ones, get used to it
>>215561274
i have a huge hole in my underwear and i forgot so i was walking around in them and my penis tip was hanging out and my parents saw it
>>215561330okay
>he lives with his parents and wears poverty underwear
>>215561368thought you should know
>shepherd’s pie>jar salads with pearl couscous>aloo chana (potatoes chickpeas and tomatoes)>overnight chia yogurt puddings>shakshuka (tomatoes eggs and chickpeas)enough food for me and momberg for the whole weekmeal prep went quite well today
>>215561424okay
>>215561468got anything else on your mind
>>215561493no
Lot of euro posting today on the catalog Wonder why
shh sh sh sh shhhh.... it'll all be ok
>>215561510why not
>>215561438shepards pie and shakshuka are even better the next day
>>215561551my head is mostly empty
reading a book
>>215561483I deserve this
>>215561624why
>>215561483very weird looking face, that's that actress right?
Momberg didn't leave me any coffee so I'm drinking tea instead.
>>215561624The world doesn't even deserve her and that's why the global elite made her starve herself and get plastic surgery and age>>215561663Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
>>215561693stupid bitch
>>215561707I didn't say it's a bad thing, calm down
Im a subhuman creep weirdo deranged freak normies are afraid of me I deserve to only scurry around in the sewers unseen and unacknowledged Or something
>>215561759We call you Nosferatucels
>>215561759Why don’t you join the circus or go fight in Ukraine
>>215561693Make some more then dumb fuck retard
>>215561653*shows you complex non-euclidian mathematical proof*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwrVePMx6t0
>>215561707time makes fools of us all
just got a oreo that was the wrong way around, ultra rare legendary find
>>215561795I applied to the circus but they rejected meThey said at this time they're moving on to other candidates
How's the job search going?
>>2155619142 of my goats wouldnt be fighting
you pull up to the function and see this wyd
>>215561914the wat?
Brasileiro
>>215561974find myself a rich granny baddie
>>215561819thats gay
>>215561974wonder why i came to margaritaville
>>215561759
>>215561974fugg i'm so old that grannies eye bang me
>>215562023to get a margarita obviously
How about Cleric Adams
>>215561759same
>>215562036Give me one margarita imma open my ass
>>215562027holy SHIT I NEED A GF I NEED A WOMAN I NEED BIG MILKY TITTY WTF AM I DOING
I created the margarita
so sad listening to some prime kanye west, brother really went off the deep end
>>215562084calm yo bitch ass down
>>215562027you just know she's obnoxious and annoying
>>215562103MDTF is the best Graduation is up there though
>>215562057I'm working on creating a system of tunnels in my basement so I can scurry around the city unseen by human n*rmie eyes
>>215562103true but Rick Rubin is too jewish to work with him again
>>215561799Shit takes too long when I'm tired.
>>215562027Imagine talking to her for 30 seconds
>>215561914>well don't just apply online you have to go in person and give them your re-God dammit dude I fucking swear
>>215562103The thing that always gets me is that he's intentionally very funny
>>215562147>I'm working on creating a system of tunnels in my basementthis nigga jewish fr fr!
gonna go for a run at sunset
>>215562163I'd be like nice shirt feeling daring today aren't we lol
>>215562182My physiognomy is jewish but my heart is niggerish
I got poison ivy on my legs
really dont get these niggas training melee on f2p at like level fucking 80, must take like 2 days for a single level, they even got high level member skills and its like the fuck they doing here
When MF Doom rhymed niggerish with vigorish, I felt that
>>215562167>be told for years that employers like go-getters, so it's a good idea to drop off your resume in-store >go to do so>get told by asshole owner/manger to apply online>look around, all the employees are IndianIt's so fucking tiring bros.
>>215562290All caps when you spell the name
>>215562290the greatest mc truly
>>215559566who doesn't?
it's a real word
>>215562192Lol
>>215562027every woman video can be improved by muting and removing captions
how do i stop being a mumbler
Name ideas for my future child?
>>215562502cognitive behavioral therapy where you correct yourself
>>215562520jean bon
>>215562290RIP
>>215562317>>look around, all the employees are IndianYou need to search for the white stores. They exist you just gotta find them. Look around Same thing here latinos will hire whites sometimes but in general they do have somewhat of an in group bias
>>215562502Be mindful to enunciate your words. And tuck that lower lip in, Tyrone.
>>215562520Faggot jr.
>>215562520Jacques De Gatineau
Jeets mumble like no one else, why?
>>215562153mick snubin
>>215562558
>>215562520Kitchener Leslie
>>215562520Deke Seabreeze
>>215562520Leon
>>215562585they're embarrassed of their shitty accent and terrible English
I really don't get why the same posts are spammed on the catalog. It's obviously bots but people still respond like it's realThere's definitely a pattern. It seems like it's on and off like the same post gets spammed for three days, then there's a pause and then it resumes again
>>215562027Looks like she looks like her father, but the tits still turn me on
anyone wanna hop on vc
>>215562520>>215562662I second Deke Seabreeze
>>215562711Hop on this one
>>215562688LOTS of bots on r9k too
>>215562703bpd niggas in the 1800s
>>215559494>macaque picNot even a joke or shitpost, but I have been considering for a long time to apply for a USA green card for the sole purpose of going there, buying a couple of pig-tailed macaques, then hopping off back to Perú and live in Pasco with my monkeys, they are my favourite animal but after reading all the legal papers I would need to apply to get my monkeys here legally, it would be a trillion times easier to become american then buy the monkeys there. Fuck this gay country and its even gayer laws.
>>215562672Why do they talk with "Indian grammar"? You know what I'm talking about?
>>215562794they were taught english by other jeets who don't speak english
>>215562290I miss him
day off tomorrow. might pull an epic day drinking sesh
Insane how "mumble rapper" is now unc shit
>>215562794Despite their bad grammar jeets always talk formally
>>215562856thank god
>>215562856what is THE thing thats on right now with the young folk?
>>215562794Indian English should be understood more like Jamaican patois or Nigerian Pidgin than something like American English vs British English.
>>215562735Trying to make a list of every bot post/repost I've noticed today>McDonald's shill threads subtle and blatant>BPD girl thread>Lonely bingo thread >Serb v.s croat thread >Low life dress code>Jews and Arabs are the same threads >Brutal ethnic moggings with the webm of the latina and the white girl dancingSometimes I wonder why I even browse /int/ probably only like 1% of the posts are actual people
>>215562688>then there's a pauseIP address was banned
>>215562910No idea desu, I'd say tick tocks, but they have been around for a minute
they're saying Advertising is the greatest art form of the 21st century.
>>215562927Why would there be automated McDonald’s shill threads
>>215562985Who is saying this?
>>215562856now that the lil uzis are gone did drake won?
>>215562985more like the great satan of the 21st century
>>215562991it's probably just the McChicken copypasta too
>>215563001Joe
>>215562688>>215562927What if I told you it was trivially easy to bypass captchas and change your flag?
>>215563046C U L O
not buying the pass
hope the parts i bought from china actually work, i paid so cheap for them
>>215563086so 4chan is worth several hours of your day but not $30 a year? what does that say about your value?
>>215562991Wdym? To advertise There's like every week threads like "when's the last time you went to McDonald's in your cunt?" "Have you tried the new McProduct "You don't seriously think these are organic threads?
>>215563165Why not? a lot of people eat mcdonalds. especially the 4chan demographic
anyone have that screenshot of a /k/ meetup thread where one guy reveals that he cummed in the brownies he brought?
>>215563190Because the threads are word for word the exact same, and they repeat on a predictable basis,you can go into the archives to confirm it yourself if you wish
Where are you?Tell meIf it's going to happenCause I'm interestedI know it's already late, I've been around the cityBut you insist on hidingAnswer this message, that's meanI want to be with youWhen you remember us in the room undressingThen you'll want my kiss
>>215563212yeah, i'll try to find it
>>215563289hurry up nigger
>>215563329>niggernot very nice
>>215560930i'm drinking non-alcoholic beer
>>215563368That's very homosexual
>>215563365say >sale bougnoule!!!1!to him
>>215563365i hope he dies
>>215563365>2014fuck...
>>215563506that picture is so old and on /k/ that he's probably ded
>see a real cute cashier>she has to see all my lazy frozen food in my basket
>>215563615open up with her by saying i have given up
>>215563615>tfw the cute cashier doesn't ask me what I'm making with all these shallots
>>215563469you're brown
>>215563710
>>215563786they're majestic creatures<3<3<3
>>215563615Better stay on point/if not it's curtains
Left the oven on by accident
Got a new igoy device
Every problem in my life is someone else's family
got a new 24inch ccfl led conversion kit
the thread is kinda slow tonight
>>215563615>buying no name stuff
are you fweaking sewious
crazy how white women get mogged so hard by asian women
>>215564159untrue
>>215564159crazy how brown you are
I want to visit Somalia
>>215564244why?
the blackpill is that every ugly girl would be a shallow mega whore too if they could
what are you supposed to tell people when they ask what music you listen to, when the music you listen to is so niche that they wouldn't recognize the genres, let alone the bands, but you don't want to sound like a pretentious asshole... these situations are always so awkward i avoid talking about it as much as possible or i lie.
>>215564305Lie and say you don’t listen to music
>>215564305just say you listen to pink floyd
>>215564370i feel like that's the only thing more cringe than listening to weird music.
>>215564305just say you listen to kanye
Hi chat. What's your favorite n-word?
>>215564305Stop listening to video game soundtracks and get some real taste.
i wouldn't even know what to answer if someone asked what i listen to, like metal rock pop rap, basically almost everything
>>215564305just tell em
>>215564444
>>215564458ok, THAT'S the one thing that is more cringe than not listening to music >>215564410 finna start a tier list here...>>215564470it's always so awkward, there's no point. even when you give the most popular examples of a niche genre they still don't get it, and they aren't even going to go listen to it anyway, they're just asking to judge you
This is the last good car Chrysler ever built
>>215564536chrysler always sucked
>>215564523so what, you might get em interested is something theyve never heard
I better remove my nail polish... work tomorrow...
>>215564523you don't have to go into depth. just give an answer and then quickly ask them what they like
>>215564567
>>215564536Very black guy in 2001 coded vehicle
>>215564632Never been interested in lesbian stuff
Why do so many “people” on here watch underage females on social media?
>>215564680Whomst've?
>>215564600why does nail polish remover feel so cold?
I have a lesbian friend and she wont go out with me
>>215564680I don't watch social media "influencers"
>>215564726cause you're gay
>>215564543This was faster than most European performance cars at the time
>>215564726endothermic evaporation
>>215564737I want to go out with you
>>215564737she would if you were a girl
>>215564769are you a cute lesbian?
>>215564781but we have such good chemistry
I mean I'd drive it
FDR could 100% beat Hitler 1v1. He was paralyzed, but paralyzed people's arms turn into legs. Meanwhile, Hitler was sickly most of his adult life. Once Hitler was in arm's (leg's) distance, FDR would pound him to a pulp.
>>215564840but she wants a girl so she can lick her pussy
>>215564882I refuse to accept that
When I feel violent my body tells me to kill cops.There's something about taking away all the advantages a regular cop has and reduce him to the simple man he is then murdering him very violently is extremely satisfying just to think about.
>Van Jones has been following a hot IDF girls Instagram pageSomeone introduce him to the concept of hate sex and he will become pro-palestine
>>215563763
business idea: 6'7 muscular women
>>215562520Mohammad.
Brazilians are the single biggest threat to Amerika in history
>>215564975who gives a shit
>>215565068Me, which is why I made a post about it
am i supposed to know who Van Jones is
>>215565097but you are a gay
watchin destiny
>>215565098Is this a new newfag indicator? Nothingburger was a massive meme during the first trump admin
>>215564632where's the game?
Watching Da Tarented Mistah Riprey
also have no idea who van jones is and i really do not care to know
I'm sure this "Van Jones" is a very nice lady but I've never heard of her before.
I love Van Jones and I watch his show every day
Off to the gym to do strength training
thinking about van jones as I typically do on a sunday evening
off to the deep depression pits to crush my balls
>>215565255me crying knowing there's no hope
>>215565342
>>215565391>BrokenBallsToronto>Toronto
>>215565391>I'm autisticnobody with real autism has ever said that
>>215565481Yes they have
No politics today, lets talk philosophy of life.
I heard there are several warzones in the US. Is this true?
being conservative is philosophically and morally wrong
>>215565523No there's actually bussy zones
Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan
>>215565523I mean, no more so than any brown majority area could be described as a "warzone"which okthat's nearly all of brown areas
Wonder what Gary Johnson is up to these days
>>215565501doubt it
>>215565595How about you doubt my nuts
>>215565502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqEuga3ZAN8
>>215565605
Twist squeeze and pull
>>215565658I like the one that says shum pulp
jones
just had some nog yell at me and call me the devil because i refused to hand him a pencil then started on the racebaiting rantfuuuuckkkk i hate this countryi want to go live somewhere elsesomewhere there's no nogs and mexicans
No one should be forced to flee, nor exploited or mistreated because of their situation as foreigners or people in need! Human dignity must always come first!
>>215565694not too much, not too little
Liberal jewish clown monkey
>human dignityIt's always dudes who hate the English for curing their ancestors' malaria and the teaching them to use a toilet and a table who are sayin shit like this
NEW>>215565752
>>215565756can I come live at your house?
>>215565756I agree. Shame on the Mexican government for forcing their own people to flee to America
>>215565789You rang?
>>215565678Is that the new Michel Foucault book
