sophie dee edition
finalIy defeated lady ethereal in nine sols team
>>215565877she was the fittest one out of the mane six
i
fucksake scranned another one of those cheese and brocolli pasta pots now im pissing out me arese
>>215566016well this is cute :D
>>215565996they're animated cartoon horses you weirdo
Might wank over Sophia Zipay.Might hold it for a few days to spaff really big.Can't decide.
>>215565964ahh Sophie Dee, one of the finest plaphog of her time and even today!
that mental ward charge nurse would get it
lads?gay son or slag daughter?
When's the next /brit/ meet up?
gay son to slag daughter pipeline
>>215566083we're all at the monty pike right now
In bed watching Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds. Was initially thinking of gaming but I can't be bothered team
#include <iostream>#include <string>class User {public: std::string name; User(const std::string& username) : name(username) {} bool post() const { return true; }};int main() { User Rorke("Rorke"); if (Rorke.post()) { std::cout << "yeah?" << std::endl; } return 0;}Would that work
Just set up my phone to act as a CCTV.Hopefully I catch that doormat stealing slag sometime soon.
nth for the baddiedem
>>215566106post the video you filmed the other day
>>215566103what tablelet me order some tings over there
>>215566125have sex with your ex gf
>>215566132we've commandeered tables 1 to 30
wish i could kill myself too cowardly you see
>>215566083we're all on the packet station roof terrace
>>215566144Now why would I do that?
>>215566131How did you know I filmed one?
>>215566082Gay son. House would always be clean
>>215566151any fitties in there>>215566162or there?
>>215566128you had a shag lately?
>>215566156just take HRT and 41% yourself then
>>215566082don't care, either way I'm getting a shag
right then thats me
NEED an Indian sidechick,
>>215566206dread to imagine the stench
>>215566206You need a girlfriend before you can have a sidechick mate
>>215566167if you thought you could get away with being an egregious tripcunt here and not have your computer spied on then you're a fool
>>215566178never shagged
aff tae bed
>>215566222why notget yourself a prost mate
>>215566223Ruby Granger on Vixen NOW
love the fall. it's easily the best month
>>215566223
>>215566222Wouldn't worry about it, Pierre thinks it's worth bragging about letting Algerians go to town on his coinslot
>>215566223didnt know roobs plays drums
>>215566083USA chapter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zol5q17UFHEGod I wish this were me
gn forym
>>215566222if you're anglo and not hideous, shagging is easy as fuck
>>215566253vf runt
I'm listening to BladeeIt's my birthday on the morrow
>>215566267ni night x
>>215566223thought posh girls were meant to be fit with good genes
>>215566287no you aren'tno it isn't be quiet
>>215566287yayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN72OsNCKNA
Cause I am a teenage Nazi, babyYeah, I am a teenage Nazi, babyListen to Lincoln Rockwell, baby with meOooohh!
>>215566173a couple of our lot are a bit zesty and look after themselves yeah
>>215566251thats my ari only i get to post that one
>>215566213Got one of them mate.White as snow she is x
>>215566223to rub your little smooth pussy i bet
>>215566311https://youtu.be/6KYqz-4M78w?si=MXkwm0uDepHdRPJ9:3
>>215566232>>215566268I've never bothered>>215566253I'm not particularly fussed atm
https://youtu.be/luNyGLS6ViE
>In 5 days it would have been 1 month since that fella got his neck blown offhow is that even possiblewe need to STOP time
>>215566326pls don't leave me
>>215566259me in the middle
>>215566223specky ting in her white ahh dress
gang weed
>>215566333
>>215566223hit or miss
>>215566334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoF1oI4MLO8£> £>
ruby granger gf or employed woman gf
The proverbial kittycatenstien
>>215566264not legal in Shitain
>>215566388Women on tattle are so fucking mentally ill lmaoSomeone on there could have done literally nothing wrong and they'd still have something to whine about
>Jom Gavin pulled out of the presidential race after yet another FF dodgy money scandalkek every one of the cunts
>>215566388ummy
I feel like there is a big difference between being attached to plushies and decorating your bed or room with them, having a dollhouse or mini train set or some kind of miniature collection as a hobby, to "playing" with toys. Playing with toys is when we dress things up, put them in positions, have them walk, talk, do things, play act, etc.. These are things we leave behind as we mature and have a better sense of self. We practice life with toys. We experience life as ourselves, when we mature. She obviously still hasn't matured in any way. These are not set up on a bookshelf or in a display case. They are on the floor. So Ruby is literally sitting on the floor, like a child, playing with her toys, like a young child. Even when I was a preteen, still collecting Breyer horses I had them set up on shelves, before I finally tired of them and sold them off at a yard sale. They helped pay for my books for uni. Unless you are playing with your child or babysitting, you won't find too many adults playing with toys on the floor, setting them up, dressing them up, asking for things for them from Santa. You can have a healthy playful personality that loves to be creative and expressive. But that is not Ruby. Ruby's mindset is simply childish and ridiculously immature. It is escapism. As usual. Girl is cracked.
Making strange noises alone in my bedroom
are sophie
Hello rorke
>I feel like there is a big difference between being attached to plushies and decorating your bed or room with them, having a dollhouse or mini train set or some kind of miniature collection as a hobby, to "playing" with toys. Playing with toys is when we dress things up, put them in positions, have them walk, talk, do things, play act, etc.. These are things we leave behind as we mature and have a better sense of self. We practice life with toys. We experience life as ourselves, when we mature. She obviously still hasn't matured in any way. These are not set up on a bookshelf or in a display case. They are on the floor. So Ruby is literally sitting on the floor, like a child, playing with her toys, like a young child. Even when I was a preteen, still collecting Breyer horses I had them set up on shelves, before I finally tired of them and sold them off at a yard sale. They helped pay for my books for uni. Unless you are playing with your child or babysitting, you won't find too many adults playing with toys on the floor, setting them up, dressing them up, asking for things for them from Santa. You can have a healthy playful personality that loves to be creative and expressive. But that is not Ruby. Ruby's mindset is simply childish and ridiculously immature. It is escapism. As usual. Girl is cracked.
filler MUST be outlawed
>>215566520girlie what the DUCK
>>215566520>caring about pop culture
>simply fucking LOVE breyer horses me
test
>>215566120Name doesn't need to be public, I'd name it _name, and use move semantics to prevent a copy
might go for a lay down on t' bed
Greetings traveller
>>215566570dangerous and downright stupid
>>215566223in another time she would be a happily married church maiden looking after 3 kids
>>215566570woke up an hour ago me
>>215566570Not illegal but unwise
Dr Feelgood - I'm a Hog for You, Baby
just back from yhe pube lads
amuses me endlessly knowing there's this cabal of grown women writing analysis, long rants and general snarky comments on some other woman who is just making videos on her new notebook
Lads..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQtm5LATz_o
>yhe pube
he typo ... funny
>might go for a lay down on t' bed
Rape rorke
robert baratheon sex arse
Mark Addy's musky tuppence
>>215566666
My name is Sean and I have a small penis
rorke screaming and crying when you violate him and his dignity not so tough now are you rorkey boy
More recent (1 day ago)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQiHJ_6uP64
forgot how to escape from the killer croc sewers in arkham asylumsee you in a few days
>>215566705>>215566703
>>215566718any elderly crossdressers lined up tonight?
>>215566727only gamer shame lined up
the gamedthe shamed
im boutta fritzl my cat
https://youtu.be/tGbRZ73NvlYChoon
>>215566520wait till you see emma stone
>>215566715hmm...
just did a very eggy sloppy fart that slipped out of my farthole
where's malaysian zester
>>215566520greedy grotty harlot. i hate that cunt. i was indifferent to her until the day before yesterday, since then i've been inundated with her dogshit music.
>>215566796Seems to be the majority consensus
>>215566827flips are based
being british is very isolatinglive on an islandnobody is genetically similar to youtoo americanised to be like europeans too european to be like americansmost contact with other countries is chavs going on package holidays and acting out making us some despised across europerest of the world hates us because of colonialism
new Maggie Thatcher film on netflix
>>215566762this is why i need to step outcome back in a few days with fresh eyes
wtf is an oreo? that shi ain't even chocolate
the midnight snack
>>215566718I could tell you but it'll ruin the excitement
command grabbing rorke on wake up
fun fact: filipinos are the most powerful race in the universe
>>215566840we literally have nothing in common with yanks except for language, try going there and you'll see its a whole different planet
Could murder a busload of Chow Mein right now
might go for a drunken walk around the park
>>215566895think you know thats a lie
thoughts on Keith "fecking" Woods?
>>215566883could look up a solucebut for now, letting it rest
finger in my bum then up my nose
>>215566968Good man
stayed up all night completely out of my head, no sleep in 4 days
>>215566986corrr you doing amphetamines?
>>215566986go to bed x
>>215566986you driving to sydney?
need a succubus gf
>>215566881I had a microwave noodle thingamabob for tea, then got peckish and had two things from Greggs. Now I've had three cans of shit lager and want some chili peanuts even though I'm not hungry
Might take some of gfbergs ritalin at toil tomorrow
>>215566206Me wife is Chinese and I recently got a white sidechick with blonde hair and big tits who's 7 years younger than me. I think I'm winning rn.
despise neurotypicals
Mental how the Pakistani girls at school had a moustache at 14
>>215566994no, modafinil, and a bit of booze here and there, gotta keep it unda wraps see? *slips a quiet $50 in your jacket pocket and kisses you on the cheek* tell ya motha i said goodnight willi've written a novel that's like wall-e with fear & loathing in las vegas and there's also quite a lengthy rant about iceberg and tier list vides
People at toil were talking about House of Guinness. But the thickos I work with havn't often had a proven track record of good taste. They loved Peaky Blinders and its by the same bloke. And netflix has an equally poor track record. Anyone here seen it?
>>215566106Started watching this last year but only got a bit into season 2
>>215567084Business Secrets of the Pharaohs
>>215567065still toongeek nigga
>>215567084>i've written a novel that's like wall-e with fear & loathing in las vegas and there's also quite a lengthy rant about iceberg and tier list videsno you havent you just stimfappedand it's okay
>>215567103yeah pretty much that vibe, except unlike mark i'm talented and creative and handsome
>>215567061feel kind of bad for paki and indian girls. believe a woman's image is partly shaped by where she's from, eg to an extent will always think of an american girl as outgoing and loud, a french girl as a bit snooty and refined, a welsh girl as a rural sheepshagger etc so imagine being a pakistani girl being characterised by smelling bad, being from a culture of streetshitting and grooming gangs and growing a moustache.
>>215567123how big are your bollocks
>>215567096I love it so far. I watched it as a teen but never finished it.
https://xcancel.com/Steve_Laws_/status/1972576059586642047Steve Laws definitely posted on here at some point in the past
>>215567085yeah its ok, nothing special, bird that plays Ellen is a ride
still laughing at that reddit bird who had to be "convinced" to admit she and her friends were sexually harassed in a half dozen different stations by forners kek. the thread is, as you imagine, a ghost town after the jannies got to it.
lads, what do you do when you feel sad?
>>215567128there are good and bad parts to every culture though, they will be more familiar with the good bits and still have a good self image
Birthday today lads
>>215567207Whatever I would normally do but just sad
>>215567207wank
>>215567207i just wait it out and/or go to sleep
>>215567244happy birthday i am making pic related rn
>>215566338maybe having a daughter wouldn't be so badhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLDtwHrLHBc
>>215567170He's done him
>>215567244omg happy birthday!!! <3~ 8==D
>>215567244are you white ... care to post your hand?
>>215567244what are your plans
>>215567304Meal at the Harvester x
>>215567244how old are you turning today lad
>>215567207listen to Mafia 2's soundtrackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsRr3S1yFt4
jamaican me crazy
>>215567244mine is on the 8th
>>215567340have you got anything planned
>>215567244Happy Birthday!
>>215567175Might give it a chance then. At least the cast appear to be Brits or Irish.
>>215567244>Birthday today ladsFeliz cumpleaños
>>215567346yeah
>>215567355alright
>>215567085it's just one of those retarded shows women like. Like Poldark. It's an old timey shit story that gives women reasons to watch sex scenes and violent men and sex scenes involving those violent men.
>>215567244stow lad stow lad
>>215567244happy birthday lad
imagine two big gay guys having sex by rubbing their weiners against each other also they're both pooing the entire time
>>215567085It's crap.I haven't seen it but it's crap.
>>215566551LMAOI still have no idea who Ruby is or jow she came to the collective consciousness of /brit/
god forbid you pay any attention to a place on which you spend hours upon hours of your life
>In 2004, charges were laid against seven men living on Pitcairn and six residing abroad. This represented nearly a third of the male population and half of the island's adult males. After extensive trials, most were convicted, some on multiple counts of sexual assaults on children. On 25 October 2004, six men were found guilty, including Steve Christian, the island's mayor at the time.In the same year, the islanders surrendered about 20 firearms ahead of the sexual assault trials.Following the loss of their final appeal, the British government constructed a prison at Bob's Valley to house the convicted men.The men began serving their sentences in late 2006, and by 2010 all had either completed their terms or been granted home detention status.
>>215567504ok
>>215567472
>>215567376It was male colleagues discussing it. I never saw Poldark. >>215567412I do have that suspicion.
cant stop putting my finger in my bum then rubbing my bollocks then smelling my fingers
attacking rorke with kisses
that one poster who's obsessed with the pitcairn islands for some reason is here
>>215567531that is how you get pinworms lol
off to poo
>>215567539Half the men, mate. They were all nonces. Wtaf
>>215567525
I'm a good looking sexy woman who likes Yu-Gi-Oh
>>215567544i'm not touching my nose or face thoughsmelling from a distance
>>215567539for me it's henderson island
>>215567539It is an interesting place to be fair, boringcuntwhoresentsanyonewithinterestsorgimmiqueslad
when a tempationcel says says something so christphobic you have to hit them with the true believer stare
>>215567566pinworm eggs are so light that they jump off your finger and float in the air. it's extremely contagious
>>215567567Where Mr. Kite lives
>>215567583i've been doing it for years and my arse never itches or feels uncomfortablei have good hygiene mate
>>215567472When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him in the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday to get a fucking blow job!
>>215567405CORRRRRRRRRR
>>215567567>Ten of its 51 flowering plants, all four of its land birds and about a third of the identified insects and gastropods are endemic – a remarkable diversity given the island's size.[2]That's mad
>>215567583how can you give yourself pinworms? you either have them or you don't
year 9fit
>>215567244https://files.catbox.moe/pbyc9k.mp4
>>215567598Scrmaing
>>215567596honestly, pinworms don't itch or feel uncomfortable most of the time they go unnoticed until you shit them out one dayget a dewormer>>215567612they lay eggs on your anus and you perpetuate them by sniffing your finger
>>215567582okay grandpa
got tradies in for a week starting tomorrowfucking dreading it
>>215567244Happy birthday
>>215567647Why get them in if you don't want them?
>>215567624Don't laugh! This ain't Reality TV!
got nigworms up my arse
>>215567627wouldn't they hatch and just crawl back up your bum?
>>215567656Oh don't you fucking start, he's got enough on his plate without a beautiful cockless woman browbeating him with impeccable logic, alright?
>>215567656Why do you still have your cock and balls if you don't want them?
mental how many people i grew up with that died already
>>215567698
>>215567698You will dye alone
>>215567617here's an approximation of mine from around that era
>>215567759omds
>>215567773yeah mate you weren't going around in shit flickers were you?
>>215567671no, they need to hatch in your intestines
i just love my bums smell so much
>>215567791suspect most benders are like this
in an effort to slow down the development of my smile lines i've decided to make my yawns less yawny
>in an effort to slow down the development of my smile lines i've decided to make my yawns less yawny
>>215567244happy birthday m8 :)
Utterly insane this is the same bloke just 7 years apart.
>>215567598:)
>>215567698:)
Listening to Gimme Shelter on loop again
i'm gay
>>215567854I refuse to believe this
>>215567854KWAB
i accidentally my finger
>>215567786oh interesting. now i'm reading about pinworms and making myself feel ill and paranoid
charlie bit my finger
hwats the big deal with having worms in your bum anyhowit doesnt seem like an issue
>>215567977you know one of them is dead nowsad
>>215567949be very afraid. if you have been around a child for even 30 minutes, even touching a surface, toy, tv/video game remote a child has touched, you might have it perpetuating in your digestive system for years
>>215567994prove it
>>215567472>>215567598
>>215567854These are the kind of people who tell you that smoking indoors should be banned and that genocide sometimes is justified
why is the non-tongue one always so joyous
Destroy the British isles
>>215568073
>>215568104id become a refugee and start wreaking havoc on australia instead
>>215567107yes i have mate it's about robots,, i really love it i think you'd like the protagonist, it's you>>215567140not very big unfortunately, i'm just PCTing after a cycle
well i never
yiffing my furcock again award
destroy the british isles
>>215568184That’s what I been saying
>>215568179jelly, I wish I had a knot
have to go into office todayfor a job I can just as easily do sitting on my fucking bed (and DO do from Tuesday-Friday)bloody pisstake it is how do cunts do this 5 days a weekegregious stuff honestly
>>215568209get to sleep then
just nutted
>>215568236to what
Thanks for all the birthday wishes ladsNot sure why the South African asked me three different things though.
Destroy the British isles with nuclear hell fire Spare wales
>>215568256thanks
>>215568236need that in my bum pronto
does "brooks" sound like a jewish name to you?
>>215568269Depends
>>215568259Your fate will be worse than death
>>215568256Welsh people have a funny gay accent so I reckon we can actually keep them alive mate
noticed a number of girls I vaguely know starting to Rorke outsign of the times innit
>>215568288no im welsh youre sparing me
>>215568239>>215568112
>>215568284what if it's a first name?
>>215568305they're realizing that immigrants dont share lib values which is very dangerous for them
>>215568009i would honestly die if i found a pinworm on my bum. no sleep for me tonight
>>215568269no>By the age of 19, he had changed his professional name to Albert Brooks, joking that "the real Albert Einstein changed his name to sound more intelligent".[6]
>>215568323Protestant American
i think i'm dying
>>215568328they're not libs mate they're Rorkes
>>215568312For now…
>>215568349Were all dying
>>215567244hbd
>>215568361ill stampede you if you nuke my shithole
blending me bollocks in a nutribullet blender
too many people on this island
>>215568112/brit/? more like /shit/! HA!
>>215568383Stop the boats then!
attaching a remote control to a steamroller and steamrolling me bollocks
if we all had joined beds and tucked each other in who would tuck the last person in? :(
firing a hypersonic missile directly onto me bollocks
>>215568411I'd get out of bed to tuck bladeeposter in :3
>>215568411simple, join them in a circle
just ate a medium pepperoni pizza, 10? chicken strips (was meant to be 7) and potato wedges from dominoesYummers
>>215568455a feast for a king x
>>215568458Thank you buddy xHope you've had a little treat sometime this week x
>>215568256Save the Wales
>>215568455fairly small amount of dominos i'd say
>>215568455next time maybe we get a salad instead okay?
>>215568305Following the trend init Stupid broads
ᵘᵐhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIZt2PXl2Do
>>215568474I've got a small stomach cause I used to starve myself as a teenagerI usually save at least half for tomorrow but I binged like a fatty
>>215568488You make every moment special Bladeeposter :3 x
https://archive.org/details/TwilightOverEngland/page/n79/mode/2up
>>215568295In that case, spare the Bristaliens
>>215568558>>215568558>>215568558
>>215566718what the fuck do you mean, there's a number that gets smaller if you're going the right way and that's it, it's not a puzzle
