Trompe l'oeil EditionPrevious:>>215565752
Just jerked off to fag porn again. I need to erase my entire head with a big head-erasing machine.
egirls are so cute
>>215568674Kill yourself
Earth below usDrifting, fallingFloating weightlessComing home
>>215568691Not now I’m eating ribs
>>215568675sexy lady
it must feel great to be a confrontational person in a world full of pussy ass bitches
>>215568720it's called being enlightened
Gonna play bloodborne but this time refuse to do any Chalice Dungeons
>>215568720The confrontational are the first ones who get shot
>>215568737liking the dallas cowgirls is the most basic bitch tier option available to you
>>215568737looks hot
Nick Fuentes liked La La Land which further proves my point that it was not only a bad movie but also evil
>>215568764nigga go jack off like damn!
>>215568760It also means there's a 90% chance you're a chicano
>>215568674how gay was the pornwas it femdom
>>215568783
>>215568760Im Albertan so Texas is out spiritual sister
Hammers and razors to hurt meeeeee
>>215568720I often wish I had the balls to be more confrontational, but I'm more of an observer than the kind of person to get directly into the fray of things
I fit comfortably in size 9 shoes but my feet DEFINITELY aren't 10.4 inch long. What causes this
im being super raped rn
>>215568720it's very useless and makes you feel good but it's not enough
>>215568940Same The universe is Raping me
>>215568932autisms like clothes that are tight and clingy, maybe ur an autisms
>>215568962No, I mean to say they are much smaller than the size suggests, but they fit snugly. This doesn't make any sense at all. My feet are 9 inches long
Step by step, heart to heart Left, right, left, we all fall down Like toy soldiersBit by bit, torn apart We never win, but the battle wages onFor toy soldiers
>Average Canadian poster
check out Elon in the oval office, said things from Buddhism, as we are an AI generation. he practices Vajrayana https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYG_4vJ4qNA
>>215569007Who are you?
E = MC^2 + AI
Gen alpha be like >I like oldies like "promiscuous girl" or "nothing on you"
>>215568979oh hm idk I've never measured my shoes I just know that 11.5 is what I wear
Im a danger to myself
>>215569025HAHA!
>>215569016Elon
If my balls were big, my life would be perfect. My balls being abnormally small is a microcosm of my life dysfunction If my balls were big I'd be high t and have swagger and confidence
>>215569090No girls care about ball size
>go on the video games board>see a two hour old thread with two webms of people having seizuresI really need to leave this websiteit isn't even funny anymore
>>215569105reckon there must be some that do
>>215569105Balls are what produce T So chances are if you have small balls you're not getting girls anyway because a small baller acts like a beta
having gay sex doesnt make you gay
>>215569120link? that sounds pretty funny
Do you agree with him?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759324822354620.mp4
>>215569135haha so witty dude take my upvote
>>215569140no he's a retard + he hasn't seen a real war zone
>>215568686I feel the opposite way
>>215569135its literally just 2 videos and one isn't even a seizure its a guy getting a blowjob from another guy, the seizure one is funny though
>>215568993Mfer posting from 2015
evens play vidya now and shave tomorrow after workodds shave nowzero kill self
>>215569140A.I is getting scary good
>>215569172nice, link?
I'm a nice guy
>>215569175a better time, a more civilized place
>>215569186>>>/v/722535802
Bad Bunny telling people to learn Spanish is hilarious when he speaks Spanish like somebody with low functioning down syndrome
>>215569209why would anyone want to speak spanish anyways if you're not already a mexican
>>215569209reckon there will be riots at the super bowl?
it's fucking hopeless bros
>>215569198If we only knew how good things were then...
I miss not knowing who bad bunny is
>>215569209Guy is a zesty zog pawn, I hate how easy it is to make shit go viral now with these sorts of manufactured controversies
>>215569245No? He'll probably get booed a lot
>>215569262I only know him because of the movie Bullet Train.
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I still don't know what the bad bunny controversy is and I don't care to knowAlso never listened to his music
>open till 6amWe used to be a real country
My dad just told me to get a job…. I’m only 45…
>>215569329Call CPS
The Jeets in outer/int/ are starting to become unbearable
>>215569182AI is so good, people don't know
>>215569329Did ya dust him on the jaw for that?!
>>215569329Should I ask Stabler to talk to him?
>>215569362I don't go out there
>>215569329>I'VE PUNCHED BLOKES IN THE MOUTH FOR SAYING THAT!!!
>>215569393They're in literally ever single non-general thread and probably making half the non-general threads. I'm gonna need to start dumping my pajeet shit webms for a while until the jeet janny bans me.
There are Chicanos who post on /tv/ that think they can earn white points by shorting on blacks at every opportunity but it's just so obvious they're not white and when you call them out they dance around it or say "my ancestors were European conquerors" and leave out the part where their other ancestors were human sacrificing hunter gatherer goblinos
>>215569429>Latinx don't like blacks>blacks don't like LatinxReally makes one reflect on whose fault this is o algo
>>215569329you are doing stuff that is making the future
>>215569362For me it's the chinkbot leaf who always posts screenshots about the US or Japan
>>215569460Its like in nature when two species are competing in the same niche for the same food sourcesLike red v.s grey squirrels
>>215569505He's been doing this for a decade too, has to be at least in his 30's by now
u stoopid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwmFIphNcg4AM it is
wheeeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_wDHOKGoGo
Those Sean Connery 007 movies are so bad lol
>>215569539No I not
>>215569541This is the best cardio song
>>215569586Why is it always Canadians who make the worst posts on this site?!
>>215569586/Filtered/
Please help I've gone off the deep end I'm going insane and I don't know how to stop
>>215569619what's wrong
>>215569596my cardio shows 300bpm
>>215569619I would simply stop being insane and regain my grasp on reality
>>215569619I'm inside your organs I'm watching you from within
>>215569619Drink prune juice it helps me with shit LITERALLY
have the worst case of swamp ass nin recent memory
One time I walked in on my roommate Ralph blowing my best friend John
>>215569683Did ya watch?
>>215569686joined in, actually!
>>215569686I did a 360 and walked away
Looking back at sunsets on the East SideWe lost track of the timeDreams aren't what they used to beSomething's slide by so carelesslyAnd someone is calling my name (from the back of the restaurant)And someone is playing a game (in the house that I grew up in)And someone will drive her around down the same streets that I didOn the same streets that I didSmile like you mean it
You ever feel like bugs are crawling on you
>>215569716I am the bug crawling inside your anus
thoughts on chadfishing foids?
>>215569741I imagine it’s something only losers do
>>215569741Why would I do that?
*hugs you*
drink da purple
>tfw no dancing autismo russian qt gfjrmowabatmbtm
Not sure what's up with my lower back Hope it's not a slipped disc or cancer but the lump is concerning
>>215569789if it's unnatural and concerning, get it checkedyou'll either be extremely grateful or, at worst, waste a bit of time
i must have gay nigger aids, it's why i'm so tired and addicted to scroolling
>>215569777they dance for me for free
>>215569741Did you get any to show their tits?
You know back at the academy, we would follow every toast with a song.
>>215569827always have a song
>>215569812Yeah there's a lump (been there for a few years) and I've had episodes of back pain since late December 2023. It could be a bunch of things.
https://youtu.be/I4M4XTsx2cA
>>215569852there are benign forms that do nothing, they just exist there a doc can check it out though
>>215569858its an absolute travesty what theyve done to RS3 and OSRS
>>215569870this game basically defined my entire childhood years. so many memories. https://youtu.be/VNW9TAwImBY
>>215569865Yeah could be a benign lump that is just unfortunately placed where it messes stuff up
>>215569852still worth getting checked out if you haven't imoyou never know when episodes turn to periods, safer to be proactive
>>215569858Yup it's that time of year againhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7gfItwH3LKQ&pp=ygUVd2hvIGdvZXMgdGhlcmUgYmxhZGVl0gcJCRsBo7VqN5tD
>>215569741I used to have a bunch of catfish accounts for shitposting purposes but it's crazy how foids will treat chad even with fake looking accounts...
>>215569885yah same, thats why it pisses me off so much to see what its become
Going to read Issac Asimov's Foundation series.
>>215569889Yeah it may be getting more volatile. Going to get some imaging done
Just remembered it time to eat spaghet
>>215569827tis better to have love than lost
>>215569914good luck anon, back stuff can be a bitchhope it's nothing major
you can just get a dog for free from a shelter and then eat him for free
>modeled on US ICEoh my lord HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>215569969based tories
>>215569969Wow I love current events. They’re just so current it makes my teeth hurt. My teeth and penis hurt.
>>215569966Why not get a bunch then put them in massive hamster wheels tied to generators make electricity then sell itInfinite money glitch
>>215569969>uk is copying our fascist bullsh*tgrim
>>215569966That's how you make general ping pong soup
>>215569969America is really the City upon a Hill, you will never understand
>>215569994Heil Hitler
>>215569994brits have always been fascist scum stay strong sis when we get back in 2028 we'll sanction the bong scum
iirc most of Europe (including UK) doesn’t have a significant illegal/undocumented migrant population, almost all of them are legal
Just be yourself and be confident and you will find a gf and wife
Rajpreet over at the 7-Eleven in Jefferson Park was a brain surgeon back in India
>>215569942Thanks anon
>>215570048You found her through churchThis advice is irrelevant to non-religious anons
>>215570048I cant even get women to talk to meits so over
>>215570038They're "legal" in the sense that they destroy their ID so they can't be deported even when their asylum claim is denied
>>215570069It is never too late to be saved
tired of this weird fag posting his wedding picturesjasonesque behavior
>>215570074yeah but then they just legally file (or in the EU, fall under) emergency asylum seeker status and are documented at that point. ive never heard the thing about asylum denials not being deported though
Are chicken tenders autist food?
>>215570111If they are, autists have good taste
>>215570098literally, LITERALLY my life
>>215570098this except i don't go to work
>>215570121Same and honestly I don't mind it
Very cute barista at Tsarbucks! Found her instagram and she have a boyfroind. I want to propel my body through my windshield at 10000 MPH INTO THE SKY. Into the fucking sky that’s right folks.
>>215570108Also loads of them refuse to file any sort of 'legal' asylum claim because they want to shop around to Sweden, the UK, or whoever instead of Italy or Greece. The EU is a worse joke but America has this weirdly unique thing about illegals being illegal but still tolerated and encouraged.> ive never heard the thing about asylum denials not being deported though>Unlike many other countries, Germany has a specific system for managing rejected asylum seekers who cannot be immediately deported: the Duldung. It is a key feature of Germany’s approach to managing rejected asylum seekers, and as of late 2023, over 120,000 individuals in Germany have held this (non-) status. Deportation remains on hold for these individuals due to existing barriers, creating a legal limbo that underscores the complex situation faced by many rejected asylum seekers.Literally hundreds of thousands of these sorts of cases
Subscription based life under techno-feudalism.
Me checking Telegram each morning to see how many IDF the Al-Qassam Brigades have blown up
>>215568674been there
Paint your wagon is a great movie.I'm an ex citizen of nowhere, and sometimes I get mighty homesick
The streets of Italy are flooded with people who despise Israel.The Zionist PM Meloni opposes this
>>215570168bit faggy, my guy
I didn't need to eat that whole pizza
>>215570172GONNA PAINT YOUR WAGON, GONNA PAINT IT GOOD
israel has a right to defend itself. all of this would be over if hamas released the hostages.
"He who saves his nation does not violate any law"
if you were a midget what type of job would you get
Wedding bands look cool to me
>>215570177the loneliness of not having a girlfriend and watching degenerate porn as a substitute, has done significant damage to my pre-frontal cortex and my mental health
>>215570191hamas is literally an israeli operation funded and ran by netanyahu
>>215570212you mean you're a straight guy who watches gay porn? wow
>>215570206wrestler if boystripper if girl
>>215570208Anything that isn't gold is gay looking tbqh
>>215570226yes, among other stuff I would find vile and repulsive if I was in a loving relationship with a wholesome quirk chungus woman
PLEASE STAY CAUSE I REALLY WANT YOU TO WANT ME YOU SAY OOOOKAY I REALLY WANT YOU TO WANT ME
>>215570229What's so special about gold?
>>215570208You look cool to me
>>215570187The way they throw the rag doll in the grave is funny af
>>215570208FUN FACT: Tungsten carbide isn't even an alloy
>>215570191>>215570216You're going in the gas chamber
>>215570253Are you the guy who was just talking about gay porn?
>>215569966how were wolves domesticated? doges are domesticated wolves
>>215570273No
Trey Yesavage? More like ‘greatest human in the world’
>>215570252Gold doesnt tarnish and is uncorruptable
Iran is going to kill every single kike in israel in the next war and i will be HAPPY when this happens
>>215570282yes you are, don't lie
>>215570291Israel kills Iranians with impunity and the best Iran can do is blow up like 5 kike civilians a week later.
Israel carries out every single thing the West accuses Russia of doing:Invading foreign airspace Mass civilian genocide Trump collusion Child trafficking 'Troll bot army' Meddling in foreign elections The Russia hoax is a word-for-word cover for Israel
>>215570289Black gold rings are expensive though
>>215570300
>>215570303yes. the jews absolutely hate russia and ukraine
Bless Israel and you will be blessed!
these wolves are so adorable
My favourite country in the world is Canada because that’s where my body is located.
>>215570313Bomb Iran, Saudi Arabia and Israel.
"We're so hecking tough we can blow up a plane and kill white children at a Christmas parade but white people please save us from da evil israelinos who be oppressin us n shiet"
>>215570299No I was trying to be a nice
>>215570327I like Canada because they're less rude Americans
>>215570328Unlike Ukraine, Palestine did actually start the fight with Israel first. Have you ever wondered why Palestine's neighboring Arab countries don't want them there?
If you got married would you even have enough friends for groomsmen or a best man?
Watching movies from childhood gives me so much anxiety like fuck the 90s were terrible
>>215570362i'd have nothing
the diff between a wolf and a dog is that, wolves are afaid of hoomans, just like me
What does BMX stand for?
>>215570348Then leave.
>>215570348*MORE rude you mean, surely
That’s right boys, mondo cool
>>215570362I would. They probably wouldn't show but I'd ask anyway
>>215570370tony hawk pro skater
That Brazilian anon is a whiny bitch.
i literally go through a bi-monthly cycle of having absolutely 0 bitches to having like 5-10 bitches on my dick
>>215570313>Based Shias are gonna defeat israel, for real this time!2 more weeks
>>215570329>>215570335>>215570356You're going to the gas chamber
>>215570395that German anon is super cute
>>215570400I am beating the shit out of you as soon as I see you
I don't know who started the "Canadians are polite" meme
>>215570399Gas chamberNOW
>>215570402Thank you, Estonian bot. You are a looker as well :-)
>>215570402Only bavbav
>>215570372>As of January 2025, foreign-born residents made up approximately 15.8% of the total U.S. population, which is a record high. This means over 53.3 million people living in the United States were born outside the country>Approximately 23.0% of Canada's population was born in another country, according to the 2021 Census. This means that for every 100 people in Canada in 2021, about 23 were immigrants or foreign-born individuals, representing 8.3 million people in total.People saying 'Canadians' are ruder now than before are ignoring an incredibly obvious elephant in the room
South Italians look like Jews. I wouldn't be able to tell them apart just by looking at them.
>>215570407no you're not lol
>>215570408idk but i’m way nicer than those faggots and honestly americans are literally the best at being humble
What will the jews in /cum/ do when iran wipes israel of the face of the earth?What will the jews in /cum/ do when Netanyahu is hung for his war crimes?
>>215570422Send me you grid coordinates
>>215570408Literally Americans, it was never a Commonwealth meme.
>>215570397>to having like 5-10 bitches on my dickLeave some for the rest of us pal
>>215570427Do whatever you want with the world im chilling
>>215570420the survey was from 2019 BUT regardless you can make the same example with regards to the USA.I'm sure Americans were just as polite as Canadians were when we were both 90% White countries.
>>215570421Southern Italians are Grvvks and Cvrthvginivns
>>215570432Your*
>>215570400Hope there's room for all the other sand peoplehttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_Rome_and_Vienna_airport_attacks
>>215568699OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>215570458for me, its the goat, bud light
>>215570458Forgot to add, I'm gonna get this as a tattoo on my forearm
terrone mald sesh
>>215570421They act like jews tooPretty much every corruption scandal is some dago politican
>>215570455
>>215570448Americans have been saying Canadians were more polite since at least the 1960's, I suspect it comes from even earlier with those Mountie themed dime store novels and "Northern" movies Americans used to love.
I'm looking for my girlfriend Gina
>>215570482But lhey lack the intelletual cabbilities of the Jews. They are just petty criminals.
Give a fuck about a politics? Type shit hahaha
>>215570445nobody else lives in kansas city i think you guys will manage without our mids
>>215570499Pronounce juy-nah
>>215570458The good beerDrinking Sierra rn
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c62yn4p1b_A&list=RDEVnU16sBhSo&index=2
>>215570458Beer for white trailer trash who watches nascar and wrestling.
>>215570499that's a very unsexy name
i really oughta buy myself a pair of hairdressing scissors. trimming my beard with a pair of ordinary paper scissors is not all that easy.
im back
>>215570503For me it's the party with the red color and the elephant mascot. They trigger the wokies and I like that.
>>215568789Femdom is straight tho
>>215570529you don't know shit about america fool
>>215570539why not just use an electric trimmer
>>215570551>triggered white trash
>>215570545Welcome back in the game!
My dad gets visibly angry by bad things in shows. Like if a character is doing adultery in a show he gets pissed Always was kind of weird to me
>>215570563you're wrong
>>215570570>The chad fully immersed and emotionally invested viewer vs the virgin passive watcher
>>215570570My dad gets mad when they joke about a "happy drunk" because it doesn't show the dark sides of alcoholism
Ceo of business, need 1 billion pay package
“Support Israel” - literal demon lady
>>215570485Good luck with your wholesome arab chungus friends who dindu nuffinhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Berlin_truck_attack
>>215570570he'd blow a coronary watching the sopranos
>>215570571White trash and Papst Blue Ribbon is a deadly combination that can lead to a lot of prison time.
>>215569429Chicanos are white
>Good luck with your wholesome arab chungus friends who dindu nuffin
>>215570608Unironically looks like Terrone lol
>>215570497It comes from Vermont back when the French-Canadians were really cool (they were anti-union and mainly rural at the time and thus anti-retard-anarchist-Italian-terrorists, Vermont was also Republican, things changed quickly for both)However there were also memes about them being dumb for the same reason, always gotta demoralize good men.One of the memes in Central Vermont at least was about "powerful Pierre" being an archetypal French-Canadian, though I doubt anyone remembers it anymore.It would be one of those dry jokes like:Powerful Pierre was working as a lumberjack deep in the woods when at last the handle his trusty saw snapped after many years of faithful service.He went down to the hardware store to get it replaced, and the clerk showed him the new chainsaws they had in stock, and told him they may be expensive, but he would be able to cut trees at least ten times faster.Impressed with the clerk's confidence, Powerful Pierre forked over most of his last paycheck for the chainsaw and went back to work.The clerk shook his head, he hadn't realized anyone was still using hand saws to fell trees on the job.That evening, Pierre returned to the shop, polite as ever but looking a bit annoyed."Sir, I'd like to return this saw. It hasn't helped at all, I've barely been working all day and I barely cut down twenty trees."The clerk informed him that he could not process a return, but reassured him that he would take a look at it and see if he could fix it up, maybe replace the blade.Pierre placed the saw on the counter and the clerk saw that the chain was indeed in a terrible condition, teeth broken and battered, but he was sure he had sold it to Pierre in good condition. Figuring maybe Pierre had gotten unlucky and hit and old nail, he got ready to replace the blade, but first, he decided to check it was running fine.As he pulled the cord and revved the engine, Powerful Pierre leapt back from the counter in fright, yelling "WHAT'S THAT NOISE?"
>>Good luck with your wholesome arab chungus friends who dindu nuffin.
>>215570118Chicken tendees are inferior to bone in chicken tho
>>215570593yeah wow good thing JEWS imported these savages into our White countries.
>>215570602Then why are they called Chicanos and not just whites
>>215570608There are many pictures like this. With a big mob and the crazy dude screaming in the middle
Sometimes people are brownIt's not their fault
>>215570630sent that brown freak FLYIN
>Good luck with your wholesome arab chungus friends who dindu nuffin.
Blood Angels are my favorite Space Marine chapter
still being raped yea it's like a rape on top of a rape
wtf
>>215570637it's still not ideal
Fun fact I actually invented gay sex
Nigga is pissed
say gex
>>215570608>>215570625hang yourself sandnigger, no matter how much you shill online you will never be "the good one"shouldn't have blown up wipipo's neighbors if you wanted us as friends
>>215570600When he watched sopranos i remember he did go on a tangent just about every sex scene he'd go"how could he do this to his wife!! That's just wrong"
absolutely awful thread tonight. Think I'll play video games instead
>>215570623I swear I've heard another version of this joke but it was with Poles, kek
>>215570665Why are you so sad?
>hang yourself sandnigger, no matter how much you shill online you will never be "the good one">shouldn't have blown up wipipo's neighbors if you wanted us as friends
>>215570663
>>215570674The /pol/ babies usually go to bed pretty soon. Then the thread mellows out.
>>215570674
>>215570674Whatcha gonna play?
>>215570685Reminds me of Taco Tuesday at Gene Hackman’s house
Internet racists when you say you don't like either side and then tell them why one side is bad
/pol/ was right again
>>215570686>/pol/ Christ, if you think anything in this thread has been even remotely /pol/ you wouldn't last 5 minutes on any other board
>>215570703Blud forgot the image :skull:
>>215570715Sweet dreams /pol/baby
Winter is coming, frens :-)
Any white gentile who supports jews or israel should be strangled to death
>>215570529Hell yeah brother
Healthy romantic relationships with women.
>>215570715Post-2016 newfags call anything remotely offensive /pol/, it's the easiest way to tell when they arrived
>>215570692twilight princess
>>215570735Can you shut the fuck up
>>215570738I've noticed this, they're so sensitive to everything!
>>215570735I have one with your mother
>>215570745Alright, your taste is very very questionable
>>215570748Okay
>>215570769Thank you
>>215570762if by questionable you mean 'Based as fuck'
>>215570725
>>215570675It might be a reused joke, yeah.>>215570686>responds to blognigger with /pol/ derangement syndromeDay Of The Rake soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jRq19uqZRMgold
The goyim are NOT OKAY
my game sold 3 copies during the steam autumn sale.
i want to move out to the colonies but there arent colonies
>>215570805>>215570805>>215570805
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>>215568674>>215570168Kill yourselves in real life you worthless faggot loving niggers.
>>215569994>fascistYou leftists are profoundly mentally ill. Seek professional help.
