Hairy armpits edition
SNIIIIFFFF
>>215572599fuck off i had a banger new ready to post
phlegmatic anglos vs choleric celts
when i was in year 8 there wes this group of girls who adopted me into their group, and their grip as so gentle, not like my sister's or mum's hugsbut women always instinctually want to go over the shoulder even though i'm taller so it makes sense right ? but our pits probably stink more no matter how much she will always be barry's to bully's in tasmania, what fucking tasmnia there's devonport BUT they have fast food chains that sell fucking baked potatoes in this nigger. i
>>215572632Bored of hearing this shit. First terror attack against Jews in forever and one guy (rip) was killed the other was killed by police. The news was never running “is the UK safe for white people?” Headlines after any of the million terror attacks we’ve had
>>215572690>(rip)he wanted you and your family dead
>>215572677take your meds
Bro has a quantum computer and is undergoing decoherence.
>>215572749>>215572677Same person
>>215572690yeah that guy looks like a chronic whiner, peter pedigrew looking ass
wet windy weather like this makes even my grotty incelflat feel like a comfy refuge
Watched Cape Fear for the first time.Getting real "the Simpsons" vibes from it.
heatherpaedo
this fag >>215572654 fetishizez your women, your response?
>>215572898
>>215572916he is Polish btw
>>215572916Someone has to do it
>>215572898>Aruebosebeautiful Irish surname
>>215572916rather him than me!
>>215572916She was an Irish-Jewish-Romani Cockney mongrel
>>215572916Babs was quite peng back in the day to be fair
>£132,000 left on mortgageberg Kill myself lol
>>215572898When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him in the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday to get a fucking blow job!
wish vapes didnt fuck your lungs, perfect food otherwise
>>215572969Yeah you posted that last night mate
>>215573000Give me money then
>>215572986kek
>>215572898>almost three weeks of digging in a vast marshy wastelandwhat a waste of time and resources
you love to see it
Listening to my neighbour crying and wailing
>>215573081untie her and let her go home you brute
>>215573070ugly jew
>>215573070very untrustworthy face
>>215573070early life check on Polanski
>>215573070Based. He's coming for brit next. I paid for my membership last week
GROTESQUE ABUSE of taxpayers cashGovt has just awarded £46 million contract to help Lebanese police forceWhile “not for profit” directors just taken out £3.6 million in one year of directors fees
>>215573210
Irish diaspora family
>>215573132>>215573139not a problem if you aren't a racist
what will you accomplish this week?
>>215573318i'm doing some training on our new HR system this afternooni'm hosting some training on our finance system tomorrow morningwe have a payment run to prep up for fridayand probably gonna clear out a few dungeons in skyrim of an evening
>>215573316>just ignore what your gut is telling you, goyim
>>215573210lebandeez nutz
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>>215573389sup crodiewhen di hymen get chiefed up by batondem, do dey call it strawberry or raspberry jam?
G Nev on the payroll?
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Snoozer thread.
>Polanski is gay and vegan
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Remember when Timmy smashed up his room because Katy left with a favela goon on a smelly dirt bike
mild and blustery out
>>215573318need to call the bank, mechanics and assorted minor things in my personal life work life it’s most likely the same as last week, sheet metal stuff
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
My gut telling me to get breakfast
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>215573466BBC said it was 10mph winds out it was definitely at LEAST 20mph
>>215573496Emma Watson’s poo goes great on toast.
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>215573524I reckon it would be like that Russian man who had his gf shit into his mouth and started gagging on it and you could see she was visibly concerned.
>>215573517wheelie bin status?
>>215573568You got a webm?
cock a doodle doo bitch
fucked in the head the lot of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
>>215573651
>>215573637Nah someone shared the video a couple months ago.
>>215573649any cock’ll do more like it ;)
>>215573734Yeah but enough about your mom.
>>215573764How is this any more of an insult when I was clearly implying it was me after cocks?
almost 30 and I still have no FUCKING clue how to make my hair not look FUCKING SHIT
>>215572960she was my sexual awakening
>>215573826iktf, 29 next week and still havent finished uniat least im not khhv
https://youtu.be/cSbABjCAvmUOh mark you poor thing, it not right de lads life is too hard for the disabled
>Father and son convert school bus into gaming museum https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cewnq7xkez5oAlright lads just about to fire up Super Mario Odyssey on the Game Boy
good morning you depraved soul-corrupt incel freaks
not really many monstrously big cock guys in modern porn anymore, i mean there's danny d but he's too memeyand obviously i'm not interested in blacked because it just looks like poo going in and out
>>215574021quite a homosexual thing to ponder
>>215574021most of the high profile chicks who took those in the 2010s ended up killing themselves or retired
>>215574021Spend a lot of time thinking about monster cocks do you?
>>215574059are you saying big dicks cause suicide?
The UK and the US both have a cartoon character called "Dennis the Menace".Both of them were created on the exact date of March 12, 1951 and neither had any idea about the other one.
>>215574104Who?
>>215574059I still haven’t gotten over Dakota Skye’s death.
>>215574104Yeah it's a really weird coincidence. The characters weren't very similar though, US one was a little brat but UK one was a proper bully who'd harass Walter the Softy (who very obviously was a poof so they had to change the dynamic about 15 years ago). The US film came out here and it was just called Dennis.
>>215574103no but the vagina itself has a size and big dicks are painful for the type of chicks that got cast in that sort of porn, predominantly small ones like this one >>215574125
>>215574162this nigga got a phd in dennis the menace lol
my car's got slanted eyes like it's phillipines
love dogberg so fucking much bros
can't be fudging arsed
another morning with heart palpitationsit's nearly over for me
>>215574222nippon has fallen
>>215574222animenonces in shambles
heart palpatines
*enters /brit/*
>>215574104Just looked up this British Dennis the Menace. Whereas the American Dennis is like a proto-Bart Simpson, the British Dennis is a straight up vandal and criminal.
>>215574104>>215574162The Beano has gone woke don't you know No more fattyNo more softyThey've got a bloody hijabi character
tfw the yearly Christmas dinner talk “so when are you going to bring a nice girl home anon” is only 2 months away “maybe next year you’ll have a girlfriend to join us”
>>215574287yeah it's induction week shall be teaching runts how to use the library Wednesday
>>215574162
>>215574289have a suicide attempt between then and now or develop a nasty drug habit.
>>215574289*brings the goth gf*
>>215574289what would they do if you brought a tranny?
>Your age: 34>Fitness age: 28any /fit/ man in
look who i met!
>>215574321Bodied that FREAK
>>215574334when did goth become "normie slut who dyes her hair black"?
>>215574321lmfao Viz is great
>>215574334>small titty goth gfrecession is it
>>215574336link?
>>215572599Sexo with hairy short-haired girls
>>215574321sic semper noncis
>>215574373https://www.garmin.com/en-GB/p/886785/
>The health secretary has ordered an urgent review of vetting procedures for foreign qualified doctors after a Times investigation exposed how medics banned from practising overseas have been cleared to treat NHS patients.>Sujan Thyagaraj, a psychiatrist employed by a Bradford NHS trust, lost his US medical licence for having sex with a patient. Sattar Kadhem, a radiologist, lost his Swedish and Norwegian medical licences for misreading scans.>Despite this, both were granted the right to practise in the UK.We really are just the world's dumping ground aren't we
>>215574406>$450 for a smartwatchbloody hell mate I think I shall stick with my fitbit
morning lads, morning nathan
>>215574337You had an opportunity to kill him. What stopped you?
how did you know my name
>hairy short-haired girls (with willies)
>>215574415leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>Google product>monitors physical fitness, heart rate, sleep quality, and more>sends it all to their cloud and people voluntarily buy and wear this?
are rain showers a gimmick or should i get one
can I take your order please?
Good job it's never happened h...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayant_Patel
need my nutsack corrugated
>>215574499it's weird how the self service machines were brought in to mcdonalds to reduce staff numbers but any time i go in there's still the same gaggle of school girls just standing around at the counter like its a sex trafficking operation
arsetastic
Does anyone have that picture of the girl with H cup boobs wearing a union jack bikini top holding up a sign that says "GET THEM OUT"
>>215574054>>215574094>"uhh dude, you're thinkin about dicks? that's totally gay"what are you 14? i like big dicks because i like to see women take big dicks, but not black ones
>>215574547yeh
could being more like the yanks cure our economy?
toilberg isnt in so i can show up late and leave early and they'll be none the wiseralways do your best to find out when toilberg has their holidays and tae your own holidays at different times because it's double your annual leave
>i like big dicks
>>215574289*brings pic related*
>>215574555Post it please
>>215574561not even his own name on it ffs height of disrespect
Ordering the "Grimace Special" off the middle aged shift managerShift manager asking if anyone's seen Caitlyn and could he and a customer meet her in the training room
>>215574588i dont have it. but someone does. i was just answering your question
>>215574547Nah but I know her name is Lana Wolf
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ugf8dkanaCc
>>215574561need a smelly homeless man to invest in
really feel like a big arse wank
>>215574677no you were told by the doctors your arse cant take it any more
>>215574561Why do these people believe that helping the needy is socialist?
>>215574581need a patriotic wife to help teach our children to love our country and people
>>215574714Yank politics is all about the moral lowest common denominator
Mental how it's been statistically proven that Islam will be the majority in the UK by 2070 and we are all just like "grim that innit"
crazy how early yanks go to school. mumberg would never have got me up for 5am
>>215574733Why's she got a haircut like a Norman invader then
>>215574743leftypol welcomes it for whatever reason and demonises anyone who has a problem with it
>>215574499I'd like a ham and cheese Whamlette, an order of Wham fries, and a large diet coke please
>>215574743do you really get jailed for speaking against this? We are openly racist towards them in Bumgaria.
>>215574743not a chance anything lasts until 2070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-6rNqZZwAY
>Bumgaria
>>215574743farage said he will 100% stop them from coming in no takesy backsies
>>215574743I'll be dead by then so it's not my problem
Time to start my smeggy incel job from my smeggy incel childhood bedroom
Isn't importing migrants basically a cheat code for the left? It's literally and figuratively importing more votes.As someone who lives in Britain how do I get away from the entire situation of migrants and islam destroying the UK and just embrace a stoic mindset towards my own life and not care about the UK and it's people? My concern is no matter how much I work on my own life and happiness migrants and islam will destroy my quality of life no matter what within my lifetime due to them being incompatible cunts and I don't want to live anywhere else besides maybe America which is also grim.Why can't Muslims just enjoy their own fucking barbaric religion in the middle east why do they have to keep fucking up our countries, I have no issue with Allah and I don't give a fuck what you want to practise just stop fucking making our countries shit
>>215574836are u me
if you’re driving over the speed limit and a car in front doesn’t check their mirrors and just pulls out. Who’s in the wrong with insurance
>>215574845Their religion tells them to
>>215574892>if you’re driving over the speed limityou're fucked
>>215574755it's cute
>>215574892Are you white and may I ask the ethnicity of the other driver?
so uhh we alright?
>>215574743who cares I'll be dead by then (beheaded no less)
>>215574836check your wfh privilege
>>215574845
back from annual leave and already got a meeting to update my progress on a project? Might just knock my manager out and tell him that's what i've done so far
>>215574947wtf is Doctor Who doing in a manga?
>>215574892more ways to prove one than the other
last girl ishagged had the most aesthetic fanny i've ever seen but she looked almost mummifiedi've heard a lot of straight guys say they think fannies are ugly, believe me brother, you know a nice fanny when you see one
“They will go back to where they came from”Kemi Badenoch defends her newly announced plans to remove 150,000 migrants living in the UK illegally each year
>>215574954Two week break finishing today for meThey'll probably all be running around like chickens with their heads cut off
Get 'em out Charlotte luv
>>215575003Kemi Badenoch announces herself as a fan of The Beatles
>>215575003so including her?
>>215574980>but she looked almost mummified
>>215575015Quite daring for her
Can someone please tell me the argument that is used for giving migrants housing and benefits? If the argument is they will run rampant and commit crime without it then that's fine I'd rather have homeless migrants who get locked up for committing crimes like our own homeless than giving them benefits and housing
>>215575003actually hilarious how desperate Labour and Tories are. Literally just doing complete 180s and copying Reform policies. if you vote for such mercurial and dishonest parties then you're a fucking idiot.
>>215575012phwoar
>>215575021sorry i meant like, she had really thin lips and a thin nose and big teeth that gave her this emaciated look, i wrote that bust must've accidentally deleted it
Day Two of the Conservative Party Conference and it's buzzing. Just met Martin Clunes, very nice man, and then saw who I think was Bobby Davro.
>>215575003My people already left (Poles) your cunt, bet ya'll miss us now
going to brush my teeth and give myself a gold star for doing so x
brucie fucking tutankhamun, telling him what an aesthetically pussy he has
I wish I'd been there. I love Party Conferences especially ones with carpet smells.
>>215575090bizarre post
Never understood film analysts like Rob Ager when they say that this whole part of the move is a dream sequence. I have seen Eyes Wide Shut probably 10 times and I have never encountered any evidence in the movie to support that. Am I just retarded or are these movie buffs talking nonsense again?
>>215575112prayer rugs?
>>215574980Was it an innie?
>>215575090
>>215575034Nigel Farage however, famously honest individual. He never lies…
>>215575145what has he lied about?
>>215575003Honestly the best thing reform has done is start this scramble between the other parties as to who can be the most hardline on immigrationThese sorts of policies and headlines would have been utterly unthinkable just a year or so agoWhether they have any intention of actually implementing them is a separate issue
had some sex with the gf last night didn’t get to sleep until gone 1
>>215575183I had a wank and was asleep by half tenNo point staying awake when you're a smeggy incel virgin freak you see
the bin man shouted something at me but i didn't understand what he said so i just smiled and nodded and then he laughed at me
manager pissing me off. can't do 40 years of this prick in my life
>>215575203Yeah? *sticks my finger up your arse*
Think I might apply to be a mod and permaban every off topic fag in this thread. Would be pretty hilarious ngl
>>215575203he challenged you and you shrunk, this amused him
>>215575238they'd crucify you in the janny discord
>>215575164Musr have something to do with the whole militarisation of western imperialisms to quell internal opposition to labour depreciation and efforts to militarily oppose Russia and China.
I'm not even being sarcastic I firmly believe if you are a janitor on 4chan you should be put on some type of sex offenders watchlist automatically just to keep tabs on your online activity
>>215575244what did he challenge me to?
any good date ideas?
>>215573070Zhid
>>215574743>it's been statistically proven
>>215575279your authority/manliness I’m guessing, he probably said something like “move your bins out next time” or “we found your crusty tissue paper”
>>215575162Don’t get me started on his brexit lies
>>215575264Think it's probably got more to do with the fact Joe Public doesn't want his street full of Africans and towel heads
>>215574321lmao
it's happening
>France’s PM resigns after less than a month amid widespread criticism of new cabinetRoaring
>>215574125What happened?
they should make me a multi millionaire just for fun
>>215575359haha bet he regrets getting it from ikea lol!
don't normally need glasses but do sometimes but i can't find them because my brain automatically translates "glasses" into "girl arses" and then i start thinking about women and how it would be nice to touch one of them, not even on the arse
>>215575320Not really, no
>>215575392Screeching Howling Caterwauling Yodelling ect ect
>lord Cadbury only cocoa plantations in ghana and the Caribbean for his English factoryBad, evil imperialism >cadbury mondel coporation owning cocoa farms worldwide for their factory (moved to Poland for cheap)Good! Big business helps everyone!Post ww2 thought is anti British
>>215575392
>>215575353grow up
>>215575370she died
catberg on a mad one
>>215575396Nice one pal but we're talking about the UK not Palestine
>>215575053Not really no
>>215575401imbecile
They're laughing at our cuisine again...
>>215575423Meant to post this
>>215575053>bet ya'll miss us nowNot at all
>>215575443And this
>>215575126>Am I just retardedNot my words lad but i shook my magic 8ball and it said "outlook looks good" make of that as you will
You're born, you take shitYou get out in the world, you take more shitUntil one day, you're up in the rarified air, and you've forgotten what shit even looks like
Were the bolsheviks jews ?
>>215575468And this
>>215575494Trust the experts
>>215575494And thisReminder, if they come knocking at your door to draft you, it's already too late
>>215575311so he lied about...a house. not that different to several dishonest Labour or Tory politicians. at least his party has been steadfast on their policies from day 1. Which is unlike Labour or the Tories - which was my point from the start.
>>215575436We dont sign our posts here x
>>215575538So you’d agree he’s the same as every other politician then correct?
>>215575545i do- smegma king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-NvQ6VJYtEactiveee
>>215575559whether i think that is unrelated to my original post. stop trying to muddy the waters.
>>215575545Hope you get stuck in Bournville, West Midlands, and spend an eternity without any sort of alcohol
>>215575443>>215575468>>215575494>>215575514Paki
>>215575538Yeah mate, voting will change your life, try it
anyone want a blowjob?
won't be voting me it's all pointless one vote never changed anything
>>215575579Hardly? You were talking about conservatives and labour being dishonest (which I agree with) but it seems like you are trying to say that the Reform party are actually different, most of the party are ex tories lmao
>>215575645eurosceptic tories too who are the worst of the bunch
>>215575359You just know La France Juive is itching to start a war with Russia so Macron can rule as dictator.
>>215575645i was referring to party policy not individuals. Reform have not made any pathetic 180s on policy (so far)
>>215575642she would never give me the time of day.oh well
God is dead and we killed him
/brit/ is a Third-Positionist National Socialist general
>>215575691im an eco fascist
'berg on a cosy one
>>215575703KEK
>>215575665won't work
Getting all voles to goosestep through the countryside
>>215575706:3
>>215575706Cor imagine just plonking straight down on top of it and doing a big smelly fart
>>215575737You don't have to be like this
>>215575706Black cats are so aesthetic
>>215575750but he chooses to. And for that, we thank him.
>>215575514and this
They call me the black cat farter
no one actually knows what the word "metaphysical" means, and anyone who says they do is lying
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>215575780It's like uhhh you know the stuff that's not quite physical you know like abstract and that
rorkeing all over the world
computers should be allowed to fuck each other if they want
>>215575590Save me
Business idea: Offshore windmills but they're shaped like swastikas
>>215575780I do. And many english too.
>>215575802they wouldn't want toironically, they got no drive
>Not a sponsored video today?Not a properly declared one, at least.A significant chunk of the video is her pulling out a variety of PONKERPODTIVTEA merch and a selection of gifted products from her bag (snack bars, ear plugs, beauty products, purses), half of which she conspiciously avoids declaring as gifted/sponsored products.Loop paid her for ads in the past month, gifted her some earplugs and she's a brand partner. Naturally, she avoids mentioning this or putting an ad declaration of any kind when pulling them out of her mini bag (also gifted) and doing a blatant ad read singing their praises.Her "WOT IS IN MOIY BAG" videos have always been a lazy dumping ground for ads. As always, Ruby stages her bag by blatantly filling it with a preposterous amount of unused stationery and (usually undeclared) gifted trash right before filming just so she could pull it all out on-camera to try to reinforce her fake personality traits and please garbage companies who supply her with free stuff and/or money ("PARKIAR BARS ARE MOIY AWL-TOIYM FAVORAT!").Hidden away at the bottom of her video description, she does her usual trick of mentioning that two brands VARRY KOINDLY SANT HAHHR things, believing that that will make her appear VARRY transparent about these things while she hides more ads everywhere. Yet again, she deliberately avoids mentioning that PARKIAR have been sending her cases of these probably-cement-and-asbestos snack bars for years, or mentioning that Loop put money in her pocket this month to advertise their products.I'm guessing she was too busy cramming her tote with freebie junk, 57 redundant notebooks, THARTEEN drawstring bags, TWALVE mystical trinkets, three kitchen sinks, two leather folios and a VARRY VEEEGAN partridge in a pear tree (or the supplies with which to attract and capture one) that she forgot to throw in the POCKETPUDDINGTREAT PLANNAAAH which she JANUINELY YEEZES AVVERY DAY!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Arabian_LegionGladio Natzees like Azog would say the Wehrmacht was anti-White for having Arab soldiers.
>>215575281Great sea urchin ceviche.
>>215575819well what if i wanted to fuck a computer?
>>215575819*sad trumpet sound, followed by machinegun sounds*
mate
Rorke thinks that voting for multi-millionaires who want to slash taxes for the rich is the way to fix Britain
another week of toil
haven't had a wank since last wednesday. just haven't felt like it
>>215575816excuse me but ESLs are not qualified to comment on this becaus're all obsessed with niggers, is what you are
>>215575806Isn't Twitter enough, Elon?
>well what if i wanted to fuck a computer?
There is a clear link between rugby (short for rugby football, it's a gay variant of football) and Motor Neurone Disease yet no-one wants to talk about it
>>215575827Who writes all this? Not you surely? Its good commitment to the bit but i feel like youre copying and pasting someone elses autism. (Didnt read any of it btw)
another wank at toil
>>215575851Genuinely could be talking about any of the parties except fringe parties like homeland
>>215575780>metaphysics is the branch of philosophy that deals with the first principles of things, including abstract concepts such as being, knowing, identity, time, and space. its fart-sniffing nonsense. none of those concepts are abstract
Chelsea RFC
>>215575870
>>215575876Greece, mate, you've never toiled in your life
no one really knows how semicolons are supposed to be used
>>215575907
>>215575886he wants to fuck ruby doesn't he
>>215575903I learned how to use semi-colons in school; the use case has tuck with me for years, but I never normally put on in a sentence
>>215575883time is definitely abstract even in its scientific sense but I get your implication that it's humanities students types insisting that if they can't understand a thing no one can
>>215575927>I learned how to use [...] colons in schoolBet yours got used a lot
>>215575927see? you could have just used a comma and no one would have seen anything wrong with it, but you used a semicolon and now everyone thinks you're a wanker. that is their real purpose
>>215575468why dont you just tax your rich? why must the working man always suffer?
>>215575962you should've used a semi-colon instead of that last full stop because you have a sentence fragment where it's unclear what "that" is without the previous sentence
had a teacher at school that taught us how to use colons and now he's spent most of his sentence explaining himself
>>215575982i make a point of not using protect punctuation unless i can be arsed or it's for a professional/academic thing, same with caps
big fan of em dashes but I'm swapping them out for semicolons so I don't look like a clanker
