would you live your myth in happy valley, utah?
>>215578233How dry is it?
>>215578233How much would I need to earn to live there
>>215578233Utah is the #1 state I would like to live in. If I had to move to the US
>>215578233Looks sick but i bet even this place has black people
>>215578266depends on the year>>2155783142,000 - 3,000 USD a month or so>>215578372what part of utah would you want to live in?>>215578415you do not see a lot of them here, mostly white and hispanic
>>215578444I meant alcoholwise…
>>215578233i bet i could move there and stay in my room all day doomscrolling and wanting to die
>>215578568they make it inconvenient to get alcohol here but it's still accessible >below 5% alcoholic beverages sold in most stores and gas stations>higher % abv beverages can be bought at the state owned stores>there are still some bars and stuff>>215578637>wanting to diewe are not called happy valley for nothing, you would be at home!
>>215578233What kind of myths do they have in Utah?
>>215578777>state-owned storesgommunism
>>215578807underground church tunnels, satanic cults, skinwalker ranches, the usual>>215578853you can buy as much as you want on any day other than sunday tho
>>215578922still gommunismTrump should deploy the national guard asap
>state ran by the most boring of cultistsno thanks
>>215578948trump doesnt like alcohol either>>215578971even after september you still find us boring? :(
>>215579034It’s not about alcohol but state ownership, dummy.
>>215579063you think trump is against state ownership?
>>215579121I think America is against state ownership because that’s fucking communism and you should use your 2nd amendment rights if some faggot ass president tries to make your country into USSR 2 electric boogaloo.
>>215579168i hate to alarm you but the federal government is already taking ownership of stuff by taking stakes in companies like intel
>>215579034>No weed>Saudi views on alcohol>Weird feelings on gays and trans people that aren't progressively libertarian like a blue state nor actually conventionally conservative like a red state>400 people will knock on my door every morning to recruit me into a cult, probably even offer a starting set of magic underwear>not a remote state like Why-oming or Montana where I can fuck off in a cabin but not a diverse metropolitan state like Oregon or California, just mid sized cities full of white bread whites>Doesn't have cool cacti cowboyland like Arizona nor the rainforests of the PNWI lived in Idaho desu it'd just be Idaho with slightly more eccentric mormons and interesting rocks.
>>215579222FDR admin and its consequences have been a disaster for the American nation
>>215579320We're talking about Utah anon, one of America's more weird states, >inb4 starts talking about the tracheostomy and gets the thread moved to /pol/
>>215579320>height of American standard of living, unionization, and power>disaster for the American nation"no"
>>215578233I fucking hate cities like this out west>wow look at this beautiful natural landscape>let's start a hideous cancer of urban sprawl and highway congestion right at the center of it
>>215579410>height of standard of livingthat’s today and it’s a useless metric>unionizationgommunist parasitesYou should go back, tankie.
>>215579274things arent THAT bad, life is pretty normal here i think>>215579320i liked him and i would vote fdr 2.0>>215579431what should we have done then? its a valley and we have to live somewhere
>>215579555>things arent THAT bad, life is pretty normal here i thinkI am being hyperbolic, I don't doubt it's an okay state to live in but as a fellow western stater there's more exciting places. Hyperbole is just more fun >i liked him and i would vote fdr 2.0Based, I want the economic policies of FDR with the small government social policies of the pre Mises takeover of the lolbertarians. Give me my Taft Hartley repeal, and let me restart rainbow farm
>>215579850>I want to have the cake and eat it too
>>215579902Yes, it's not my fault Europoors can't fathom having picrel and economic interventionism with workers rights.
>>215580167Yes, libertarianism and workers' rights are mutually exclusive. Libertarianism is about PERSONAL freedom, not a bunch of faggots bundling together for some collectivist idea of le proletariat o algo.
>>215579850i understand, please come visit our state anytime anyways even if we are boring the mountains are good at least
>>215580236I'm moving to Texas on Thursday as I'm moving in with my LDR partner. One of my stops in in SLC.any good places to checkout?
Can I come and live with you and we can cuddle at night? I earn $3500 a month after tax in bongland.
>>215579431its really sad, everytime i look into an america city i think of the wasted potential, you guys got the money and the landscape and just cant do better.
>>215580216>Libertarianism is about PERSONAL freedom, not a bunch of faggots bundling together for some collectivist idea of le proletariat o algoWho said anything about communism besides you? I just said pro labor and socially libertarian desu, not that deep or complicated. It's a pretty normal lview in burgerstan. even if neither party holds it. Anon pls
>>215580402Nigger, muh labor muh workers muh proletariat are all collectivist notions. You are a dumb fucking faggot who shouldn't be allowed to vote. I mentioned FDR, but it's actually Jefferson who had ruined the country. Learn the fucking basics.
>>215580280hmm, if you want some sights to see you should check out temple square, but that is an obvious one. you might also like red butte garden too. for food/drink the breweries here arent bad, market street is also good but expensive. the big local meme restaurant everyone loves in SLC is red iguana if you want mexican.>>215580362i am a man
>>215580440>losing your shit in the chill city thread because someone replied with "yeah cool I also like guns and weed"anon pls it's not that deep. I'd use the sadhamster but the other anon already did. It's supposed to be cozy thread go drink some choccy milk
>>215580592I don't care. You shouldn't vote either.
>>215580511I might do the meheekan place, I have been fucking craving a chimichanga, any weird mexishit y'all got that we don't have up here? I know AZ got it's hatch chilies for example>>215580618I found some strawberry milk for u anon, we're all fren.
>>215580752>strawberry milkStrawberries don't have udders, dumb dumb.
>>215580752>I might do the meheekan place, I have been fucking craving a chimichanga, any weird mexishit y'all got that we don't have up here? I know AZ got it's hatch chilies for examplei think our mexican here is pretty run-of-the-mill unfortunately, as is our food scene. only things i can think of that we might have that others do not are>pastrami burgers>utah scones>frog eye salad (its a dessert, no actual frogs are used dw)>fry sauce>funeral potatoes
>>215578233Am I welcome there? Would me being an Indian be a hindrance?
>>215580955we have krishna people who so there is some indian culture but it is really small>they gave me this book when i visited their templei dont think people here particularly like or dislike indians
>>215578233It looks a little like discount Reno. I'd rather live there, but still pretty nice.
>>215580890>pastrami burgers>>utah scones>>frog eye salad (its a dessert, no actual frogs are used dw)>>fry sauce>>funeral potatoesOther than fry sauce and funeral potatoes which are pretty universal you have me fascinated. What the fuck is a utah scone?
>>215581067reno is a gambling town isnt it? >>215581160theyre these fried bread pastry things served with sugar sprinkled over them usually and often butter, honey, or cinnamon as well
>>215578233Utah county is the #1 county in the US for birth rates by percentage that's above 100k people, once you rule out counties that have big military bases and stuff like that in them. Utah as a whole crabs around the top 3 states for birth rates, by utah county has pretty much all other normal counties beat. It's also the #1 place in the US for both amount of married-couple family households AND size of families, with the average married-couple household having like 4 kids, and by counties it also has (close) to the lowest divorce rate out of 100k+ population counties. It is also consistently in the top 10 fastest growing counties in the US and has been for literally decades. It's also 80% non-hispanic white.It's pretty much perfect, only cons might be a bit of the "hysteric house wife" thing as I think utah county had the highest rate of anti-depressant prescriptions in the US like 20 years ago, but I think they fixed that issue.
>>215581281reminds me of like a beignet meets Indian fry bread, might see what I can get. I'm a poorfag tho so
>>215581281Yes, I'm not even about gambling, but it seems to be a nice city for the most part. They have their own university, lake tahoe is somewhat near and for some reason the cops in Nevada seem more competent then in some other states, but that's only judging by random body cam footage. It seems like a good mix of the US I wished it would be and yet europeen enough for me to not be completely misplaced if that makes sense.
>>215581338anecdotally i do not think we have fixed our depression issue here>>215581426they are not very expensive at a lot of places>>215581456ya that makes sense i guess. nevadan cops are a very mixed bag, the incident where they executed that drunk guy in a weird simon says game on the floor still makes me nervous around them
>>215581570did you watch general conference lds anon? i was very happy to see pres. Oaks reaffirm the family proclamation, troons btfo
>>215581842i dont pay much attention to the churches politics desu
>>215582127>doesn't pay much attention to the most unique thing about his statethe LDS church is what makes and has made everything about utah unique, without it we're just another hippy mountain state. I tell all normies who want to move here to just move to boulder if they don't want to be involved in the church.
>>215583254i was just born here and into a largely lds family. wasnt my choice for any of it so i dont really care
>>215578233I have heard the lands of the Mormons are the last remaining bastion of sanity in the US so I would be curious to live there.
>>215583437it is relatively safe and clean here, i dont know about sane tho.
the mormons are really locked in combat with libturds and californians flooding their state and watering down the politics like is happening with most other mountain states. the true best kept secret in mormon america is boise, that place is so clean and family friendly it's almost unbearable.
>>215583845The Utah GOP is incompetent and probably just fucked themselves out of a house seat trying to gerrymander the state more.