Dame Jilly Cooper (21 February 1937 – 5 October 2025) edition
first for poo
>>215579930Vintage sexo
>>215579930more like Dame Willy Shlooper (the noise my willy makes as it enters her)
deport all immigrants and give their property to kitties >:3
Good edish for once
poo smells lmao
anime
>>215579930phwoarrr would have loved to see her jilling
everyone knows all the rorke posts are actually made by the 77th brigade of the armed forces!
And every time someone brings up the mentally ill rorke posts he'll pretend multiple people are doing it. And while occasionally one or two might join in for a thread, its basically just one very mentally ill young man for the past 10 years.
>>215579930phwoar
gammons discovering that eating pork is racist
>>215579992why dont you just kick all the immigrants out for a few years to see if it improves things and if it doesn't you let them back in
>>215579930Why is she famous?
>>215580008his name is nathan, same lad that posts cuck stuff
>>215579930she fit
>>215580014dire dire dire
>>215579930Sexo.>>215579846Does your foot hut the ground heel first or toes first? You might have to get used to a different run type if you've never really run before.
>>215580014ugly dishugly shoes
>>215580008>one manWhat the FUCK are you on about you utter freak At least 2% of those posts are me
>>215580008190's legacyPure cinema
>>215580014rorke senpai the creps...
>>215580015Um.. "they" won't like that
Lots of hyperonline references being made that I’m not particularly familiar with.
>>215580014Switched out the velcro shoes for something more classy haven't you? Good job mate.
>>215580023:)
>>215579800Kek that pose makes Gary look straight
they got rid of most of the censorship in grok image generation lolmight make an image of diane Abbott sucking a dildo
now why would a pakistani woman have a name like nathan
>>215580068buy an ad
Toxoplasmosis causes permanent brain lesions and changes peoples behaviour and is strongly correlated to more road accidents and up to half the world is infected with itHow is that not a public health crisisUnless the elite want us to have it because they’re toxoplasmosis zombies. It goes back to the pharaohs you see
Made a banger of a post right at the death of the last thread. Thanks for the yous from the dedicated few
>>215580074yeah what a totally normal thing to do
>>215580064Mental how easily you mindraped this place
>>215580074unfathomably indian behaviour
aaron bastani meets gary stevenson
Don't care. Still voting Reform.
>>215580074Yep its great for porn stuff especially NSFW writing
>>215580090nightmare blunt rotation
>>215580087Nope!
>>215580107voting labour just to cancel your vote out
>>215580101Those days are over
>>215580099
>>215580090me on the right
>>215580090Who's the middle guy?
>>215580134looks nothing like her
Imagining a posh surry girl saying 'rah your member is bloomin' huge!' as I drop my trousers
Remember when AI was supposed to become hyperrealistic years ago and it's still wonky dogshit like >215580134
imagine being a roman patrician after conquering egypt https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1759545605446738.mp4
>>215580154All look the same
>>215580147stephen merchant, wrote office with gervais and did the xfm show/podcast
>>215580155grow up mate
>>215580147just a guy who only ever wears bowling shoes
>>215579992Rorke frothing at the mouth after seeing this
Didn’t know cleopatra had a willy
>>215580175Oh I'll grow up alright
>>215580170SHOW YOUR FEETCOWARD
>>215580170sorry but can't condone this
>>215580162Corrrr
buy an ad mong on a mad one
right well that's a woman wanking her penis while looking at a sphinx and a pyramid in the background
>The logo change was carried out by the global advertising agency M&C Saatchi. >The cost of the logo update has been reported to be around £500,000. :)
Aryan.Virtually no other word or term or conception carries quite as much power, mystique, intrigue, significance.. and rightly so.Only those who best understand it know its true power.
>Green Party backs plan to phase out private landlords from the housing system If this don't make Deegs come back then nothing will!
Gary Neville managing to become the most divisive person in the country
>>215580209@grok? Pretty please.
>>215580200Butterbean gone tranny has he?
I am Anglo-Italian. Probably also got Norman blood. I am the heir of Empires, the Inheritor of Rome.
>>215580232
>>215580162Why didn't she ejaculate?
>>215580211Iraqi Jews unironically built Britain
>>215580238Someone stop this mutt form barking
can't wait till the troon epidemic ends and all the freaks are eliminated
Uh oh Heathertranny melty
>>215580249Perhaps she's been on the oestrogen too long to spaff
>>215580238wog cunt
>>215580249too hot to wank
>>215580224what happened to his brother phil?
>>215580266grow up
>>215580259trannies should all be killed
>>215580286he came second
>>215580293he looks sort of like a mixed race footballer here
>>215580305So this is Rorke
Aussie lads my mate is telling me he got a 50 dollar fine for parking his car the wrong wayIt had to be parked 'rear to curb'He's pulling my leg here right? This isn't actually something you get fined for?
Lineker crawled so Neville could run
>>215580288:)
>>215580310
I once saw Gary Neville in an M&S at a petrol station. I was driving past so I didn't see what he was buying
>>215580323
>>215580318dunno lad my owner doesn't let me outside
>>215580258>>215580277You're literally povvo fenian scum lmao pack it up.
>>215580326Something wogish, no doubt.
>>215580318An aussie told me a 50g of Golden Virginia is £100 out there.
>>215580238me too matehalf Italian (with a Norman last name) and half actual convictbest of both worlds
>>215580345go tell your mum to shave her mustache guiseppe
liniker shat himself on a football pitch he pooed in his shorts in front of thousands of people
>>215580238You're a fuckin bogan mate sit down
>>215580352Gram of flake is like £150 too
Heard most Aussie settlements are in the south because it'll be more difficult to escape the prison colony lmao
>>215580368ktmdn (kek that's my dad's name)
nth for the gyaldem
>>215580368>t. Lachlan O'Bourke>>215580378>t. scouser You will never stand on my level. I was raised on the column of Trajan to look down on you black bloods
would
>>215580401get a life you boring sod
>anon the office requirement is 60% a week>my stats are at 65%>ok but i dont personally see you so you need to come in morenigga im avoiding you personally. leave me alone
>>215580339Even normies are vecoming fatigued?
Wonder who’ll go off next on the pundit mindvirus rollercoaster? Big Meeks demanding Rashford get a game for England ladies after his transition?
humouring the brits by feigning annoyance at their little prison colony jokes while i relax on a lounge chair on the beach sipping a coconut cocktail with a little umbrella sticking out
>>215580423can't wait for these boomer freaks to die off so I can wfh full time again
*gobble up rorke*mmmhmmm*smacks lips*dasss rite
>>215580441>>215580444snap
Indians and Pakis are paid to do security jobs at yards and they are notoriously really incompetant
The Chinese have a phrase "take your trousers off to fart", which means trying to hard to do something
>>215580441noooo kangaroos bad
>>215580430Daily Mail boomers aren't normal
>>215580448gimmiqué ancien
>>215580446Banana flavoured crisps no doubt
>>215580468i often pull mine down so i don't get stench absorption in the fabric
>>215580441Brits think they're more British than Australians when they don't even have imperial pints. Australia IS Britain, we were made as their ideal.
one day /brit/ will end and i'll never read the words rorke, gyaldem or cronem ever again
>>215580482But they have noticed
>>215580468Not a bad idea
>>215580483:3
>>215580484banana chips are pengaleng, not had them in yonks
searched for "kissing" on a porn site and accidentally saw indians kissing now i dont want to wank any more
>>215580423retard managerial power trip
>>215580496>don't even have imperial pintsWe dont?
>>215580441impossible to suffer down under reallywe really thought we gave you some kind of punishment by '''prisoning''' you on a island with pristine white sand beaches and beautiful wildlife
>>215580501You'll be calling out for rorke on your deathbed, the memories of this place will stay with you forever.
>>215580523Same happens to me if I fart while wanking.
Me becoming the earthiest man who ever lived just so I can buy a giant laser and have the words rorke, gyaldem and cronem projected on the moon for all eternity
>>215580537A likely story. There's something there 'they' don't want you to see.
>>215580523you don't need to go to a porn site to see kissing mate
>>215580537Reckon a hand reaching out would have made this more betterer
this nigga earthy
>>215580496yes we do pal, thought you knew this as every other aussie bloke comes here on gap year
>>215579992>1 in 6 people arriving to the UK by small boat arrival is a childno, 1 in 6 CLAIMS to be a child. there is no way of independently verifying this, they dont bring their birth certificates, and children will obviously get preferential treatment>less than 5% of all migration to the UK is by small boatsthis is actually true but it doesnt make the small boats any better. we should also be reducing the other 95% by as much as possible
>>215580496more banter, less thinly veiled resentment please lad x
>>215580320Gary's spot on herehttps://aboutmanchester.co.uk/gary-neville-launches-tirade-against-the-flying-of-union-jacks-on-the-streets/
Fucked up spelling wealthiest just now. VERY embarrassed
>>215580496and yet you still boast about being the most british instead of being australian. curious!
well whoever it is thats spamming, it wont be long before he'll really mentally collapse and probably be locked away to recover. I sincerely hope its not a human being posting this shite all day every day.
right hand is cold but left hand is warm because its down my pantaloons
>>215580576People are reclaiming an identity the modern world has tried to kill.
>date of birth 01/01/2012. tough paper round in baghdad you see
another 1-2-1 complete and im straight onto the job search websites.
>>215580441*Fines you for parking the wrong way*
revving up liberty prime from fallout 3 in the middle of an impoverished black neighbourhood
>>215580608Hey hey HEY what's going on here?! What are you doing with that hand ?! Show me your hands, SHOW THEM TO ME!
>>215580617leftypol fuming when he goes to his daughter's nativity and a fella like this isn't playing the baby jesus
taylor swift looks like that tranny bloke who gets spammed here
i wonder whether these shorts really work as advertised
>>215580576How so ?
Kate Abdo was weird looking titties
....yeahim leaving this autistic schizofestdeeply unfunny thread
>Britishers call it a paper round not a paper route
>>215580569I've been told by poms not to go to the UK because the a 6'3 devilishly handsome Aussie with a 140 IQ and 7x5.7 incher is considered to be a stabbing target>>215580599https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhQbh_bRCuw
>>215580658*smacks your arse hard on your way out*
>>215580612Oh piss off rorke
>>215580650This advert has me convinced
so this is rorke
>>215580661How about you just focus on inventing indoor plumbing before you post about other places yeah
>>215580650rorke's da buying 20 of these after seeing it in his facebook feed
>>215580658it not right
>>215580671Union Jack on your post I see. Curious.
George from big brother is literally how I imagine rorke looks like from here lol
>>215580679mental how this ogre has more than likely had sex yet i'm a 22 year old virgin
Rorkeypops
>>215580680kek boiled that freak
>>215580703thats because you post schizophrenic unfunny shit on 4chan all day
I'm leaving too
>>215580714how is she levitatingpls respond
>>215580728not without mind raping my eager neghole youre not
*enters the thread*
Forgot to change VPN award
>>215580714don't much like the darkies but the gamer in me would strike up a conversation
Im gone so I can't read your reply sorry
>>215579992The children in question
>>215580726As far as youre aware
>>215580726some of its funny though
Sometimes I post offhand remarks that get multiple yous and perhaps a bradders or two and times I’ll make the effort and really craft something I think the lads will enjoy and I get fuck all. Keeps me grounded.
>>215580747What made you like this?
>>215580652The union Jack has been hijacked by right wing yer das, and used as a exclusory racist dog whistle
>>215580617Screeeaaaaming
shitting all over my room
>>215580649that's because trannies model their appearance after women they sexually fantasise about whether it's pop stars, porn slags, or even their own wives or ex girlfriends, it's known as 'skinwalking'
can't walk outside because the neighbours dog running right behind my fence and will start barking at me
>>215580771Has it?
Attaching poo grenades onto drones and flying them out to sea to drop on small boats
>>215580771goodi want our nation to be exclusory
>>215580771no it hasnt. you're just a bitter oikophobe
>>215580715Fuck pisrael
>>215580771I see one of those newspeak phrases in this post
cand stand tramps that do this, proper northern behaviour
>>215580793rorke's master plan failing as the smell actually improves
did the shadow broker dlc last night and the corrupt specter asari insulted liara for being pure bloodedpc gone mad even back then
>>215580816dont think this is a thing people do
>>215580792>>215580801Yh see >>215580796
>>215580735black fella cast a voodoo spell on her
>>215580703i also thought it was bad when i was your age, but the idea of being upset about being a virgin at 22 just makes me laugh now
jomon holiday
slitting my throat from ear to ear in an office building to get wfh mandated. Im a martyr
genuinely cannot imagine people in real life speaking like the way you spastics speak on here. You're either all bots or you're so parasocial and such a shut-in you've invented your own little incel code language.
Amazon delivery been “1 Stop Away” for 45 minutes now
>>215580649which one
>>215580771A nation state by it's very nature should be exclusionary
>>215580846poo
>>215580846ktim
poo
>>215580846You’re rattled
>>215580816drives me up the fucking wall when sisterbergs do this and I almost trip there's a shoe stand so fucking use it
>>215580847deport the bastard
>>215580847Ahmed cranking one out on the side of the road I reckon
>>215580846ok give 12 examples
>>215580576He's right>>215580715He says he's not against the UK flag, he's just against it being used in a "negative fashion" - "quite clearly it's sending a message to everybody that there is something you don't like"Whereas the Palestine flag isn't being used to signal "we don't like Jews" - instead it's being used to signal "stop bombing civilians in Gaza"
>>215580846people act like retards on the internet, do they? only took you 35 years to catch on
>>215580856nah mate. diversity and inclusion built britain and continue to be the pillars upon which britain and british culture are founded
wish my willard were bigger
>>215580649
>>215580836Arent all flags exclusionary? A flag shows you are part of something specific. The union jack shows youre British and by extension youre not american, french german or whatever. Are we excluding them by having the British flag up?
>>215580816This makes my blood boil.
dont really view northerners as proper britsthey’re the same scummy tier as irish
>>215580900why
>>215580901gorgeous
>>215580846mental how I'm poo seal rorkey screaming in bradley walsh's face at this
>>215580901Taylor swift doesnt have a deep northern man voice though
>>215580918cause it is very small and dark. and gay men automattically assume im a bottom
>>215580816>black air force 1s in the backbased
>>215580856We should unironically have a single world government which upholds the same rights for all human beings everywhere
>>215580926ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim
Lads, just had a closer look at the map. The Amazon driver has been parked right next to McDonalds since the last delivery. If that fucker comes to my door reeling of Big Mac sauce he’s getting a bash on the hooter.
>>215580918because the last girl who saw it wouldn't have called it too small to suck and I might have a shred of confidence about me
>>215580846No one is speaking here We are posting
>>215580945why do you care what gay men think?you're not a gay are you?
leftypol making dishonest arguments again is he
>>215580974just not on is it
>>215580907delicate southern fairy matchstick fingers gently stroked this post out
>>215580974So this is Rorke?
>>215580974stupid slut
>>215580886How is it being used in a negative fashion ? People putting up flags is an organic grassroots and peaceful way for people to show theyre fed up This genuinely makes people like Gary and Jeremy vine absolutely seethe
>>215580945cant be a top with a small willy can you. sad, disappointing
>>215580974Why do they dress like little girlsBetween that and the anime obsession most of them having I’m convinced most trannies are nonces too
>>215580974looks like Taylor Swift
chat is this rizz
>>215581003screaming well in lad
any R1b Celto-Germanic man in
>>215581003Unironically yes
right that's a mentally-ill bloke in a chastity cage next to an image of a mentally-ill bloke with a big erection then isn't it
>>215580974Amazing that dermatologists look at the glans of a circumcized penis and say it's healthy
>>215581003poo roaring
>>215580985rather that northern chip smelling monster munch eating working class scum>>215581010yep yep yep
>>215580965oofhow small is it?
>>215581003Watch how she doesnt get it
ffs i missed it can one of you post it again
>>215581003I don't get it
>>215581000reckon GCHQ should get mark to troon out would be a good arc
mad how theres lads here who have never pulled their foreskin back before
>>215581003kek
>>215580977Not an argument is it Rorke
>>215581073No, it’s an observation
got an achey nut tube, recurring pressure like ache behind my right bollock
>>215581062sometimes wish i had phimo just so i could tretch it
>>215581062KTIMPhimosis gang
>>215581072evil catberg
>>215581003post the response when it comes in
>>215580994The entire point of these flags is to intimidate brown people>>215581089It's a bullshit claim
>>215580977Xe/xer wont even reply to people that question them
>>215581062the first time you pull it back is mad isn't it. like an alien has been living inside your knob this whole time
>>215581003He's got a nice bum
>>215581039sure thing mate, off you pop for your bent little kale and quinoa salad then
>>215581113>The entire point of these flags is to intimidate brown peopleSimply not true. Youre being hyperbolic and regurgitating the views of people that despise the fact that any form of national pride should be displayed
>>215581112Can you read bludThe messages went sent in April
>>215581113Of people wanted to intimidate browns why wouldn’t they just put up pictures soap or a job application?
right /brit/ i say we all get into business with each other.
>>215581062didn't do this until I was about 15 it was smeggy as fuck
>>215581009>>215581020>>215581037>>215581047>>215581064pls explain it
Quinoa and kale salad is tasty
>>215581174hes morphing into a cat lad
incel shmincel
>>215581174he's transforming into the catthe cat is touching the bum
>>215581174
>>215581157I say we get into bumness
>>215579930fit psyche se a real sexy psyche
right then get the free sheldon edish made
>>215581195animorph was gateway to furry
also why is it that the bellend feels heavier when the skin is back?
>>215581187>>215581193>>215581195still dont get it
>>215580904No, American promotes assimilation it has for hundreds of years. It's flag is a promotion of a new identity. When I go on holiday I don't complain about their flags up. I'm in Switzerland good for them, love your country like I love mine. But the Union Jack and St. George's Cross hung down my road is associated with a charged immigration debate. When the boats stop and rorke is still poor and sees brown people at the job centre. He'll be clutching his flag and then the debate becomes reducing legal immigration, when immigration is negligible and rorke is poorer and still sees browns working at a store he'll be clutching his flag demanding reimmigration
>>215581195
>>215581226jews
>>215581187>>215581193doesn't make sense because his clothes change between the pictures
>>215581238Do you like having autism?
>>215581187>>215581193>>215581195but the cat faces the other way it looks like he is worshipping the cat
>>215580949Moss side house https://youtube.com/watch?v=BiDbnnc50_o
>>215581003SCREAMING
>>215581260he's running away to changeonce he's changed, he's coming back for the bum
>>215581238yeah you definitely like trains don't you
get it fucking made what are you playing at
>>215581151Of course it's true. "We don't like immigrants so we're going to put up flags to show them we don't like them"
>>215581314>>215581314>>215581314
>>215581062>Marco must make the ultimate sacrifice >He must become... Turkish
>>215581221So entirely a projection from your hatred of working class people. People feel ignored on immigration and this is the least intrusive and peaceful way to show yes England snd the UK are more than just economic hub 1. And its amazing to me this makes you so upset. Such a simple thing. People have wanted less legal immigration since immigration started why are you trying to pretend it some kind of new populist tactic?
>>215581221>American promotes assimilation it has for hundreds of years. It's flag is a promotion of a new identity. When I go on holiday I don't complain about their flags up. I'm in Switzerland good for them, love your country like I love mine. But the Union Jack and St. George's Cross hung down my road is associated with a charged immigration debateleftypol actually thinks like this
