Baddiedem edish
we're your mates :)
officially finished trying to make running happen. Lifting and swimming for me x
Fingers up the arse then under the nostrils
nth for the holodem
Thinking of taking the JLPT 5 next year.
watching codex pajeet 3fucking insane
Seems as if there are far fewer actual NEETS here then there used to be, virgins remained however. I suppose that’s natural as time goes on, need to start working at some point to survive really
isn't that the tongue one
>>215595184I read somewhere that if you’ve fallen behind by ~3 years old then you’ll pretty much never catch up. Chances are your life stalled because your parents were just too lazy to raise you during your critical development period.
gn forum :3>>215595277sexo
only thing you should be taking is your own life :)
>>215595279take a walk off a pier
>>215595279Thinking of taking your own life more like it, eh big lad?
>>215595279Waste of money to take anything below N2
imagine if 4chan had been secretly keeping post IDs and they were release and we'd finally know who was heathermong, diego, mousenonce, ziegbelg etc
cheer up lads
Is there a legal requirement for /brit/ to have at least one of our resident freaks posting here at all hours of the day. Can’t remember the last time I posted here and there wasn’t at least one autist trying to derail the thread.
>>215595279no point doing anything below 3
https://vocaroo.com/1dErhccZdzuO
>>215595329all me
>>215595329Haha imagine! You’d all find out it was me posting all those big black willy thread is gif as a joke! All jokes, yes.
>>215595329i've always thought how funny it would be to have my 4chan posts read out in court
Brummie defaultingRorke cheering
>>215595352you are the only genuine NEET virgin I know of still posting here, can you give us a bit of an interview lad, a peek behind the curtain
rorke getting fucking raped or something
whatever happened to desk lad?
>>215595329The only person I’m interested in is emmayank. Literally been posting about eating shit here almost daily for a decade. I just want to see one picture of his face, just to know if he looks like as big a loser as I imagine, or if he’s actually just a fairly normal bloke committed to a supremely autistic gimmick.
>spaincuck going on about "britain isn't a white country" cuckery for hours>suddenly "employed trannard" also shows up
Leonardo DiCaprio is Bob, a dishevelled revolutionary, who is to become even more dishevelled in the future when he will do a great deal of panicky running through the streets in his dressing gown, whining that he has nowhere to charge his phone. Bob is part of a heavily armed activist cell that attacks migrant holding prisons on the Mexican border; Bob’s (humble) job is to set off fireworks as a diversionary-slash-celebratory tactic, and he is less important than his comrades, such as badass Deandra (Regina Hall) and cerebral Howard (played in cameo by composer and Yale academic Paul Grimstad).
>>215595359Another quality post Ariana Homosexual. Keep it up!
>>215595327>>215595350Maybe but I don't really care. I'd like some formal qualifications for Japanese. I plan on taking the TORFL too at some point
>>215595395funniest thing is that he's a neet virgin and a paedophile
>>215595279I want to take them too but I need to go to the big city to do them
>>215595426i'm not homosexual xx
because whatever happens, if you can't pay they'll take it away
>>215595277hooo...
Deskwanker loves his fucking desks
sir sacked tranny vocaroo collector
>>215595410he works as a roofer in tennessee or something i think
>>215595412he should be put down like a sick dog
>>215595412>for hours>suddenly just doesn't add up here lad
rorke has a kid brother his mum named jayden despite everyone in the family being white
Tarq on coke
>>215595462can't stand his ugly little voice
>>215595172population flow makes arbitrage easyremoving borders to capital itself also aids with thishttps://odysee.com/@keithwoods:e/capitalism-vs-nationalism:5>>215595216>marx was for open borders just not in a capitalist contexthe certainly helped to provide the rationale too, with his 'global proletariat'their form of materialism is a consequence of the beginnings of 'modern' ontology, with descartes and hobbeshttps://odysee.com/@keithwoods:e/wokeism-our-transhuman-future:4
>>215595429N5 is the language equivalent of paying for a maths qualification that lets everyone know you can add two digit numbers together
>>215595419Sounds fucking wank
>>215595441Same. Here the JLPT is held in London, Edinburgh, Cardiff and Leicester.
opinions on this desk?
Going round sacked tranny’s house and shagging his sister up the arse and making him seethe with jealousy.
>there are 30,000 mountain lions in america>nobody ever mentions them>black bears, grizzlies and wolves take all the flakwtf are they up to? who have they compromised?
>asked dadberg about our ancestors>he says he dunno>ask him if he knows the name of any great grandparents>says he doesn't know >ask him at least for the name of one of his grandparents>he goes "I dunno">I ask him how that's possible when he met all 4 of them>"well I called them nan and grandad, din't I?"he's such a fucking cunt I hate him
Went out on a night out last week and I goaded a drunk fella into doing a back flip and the man actually did it - and then no-one talked about it for the rest of the night. Reckon that might be the coolest blokes I’ve ever met.
>>215595482everyone’s on coke (not me I'm a good boy)
>>215595304It's Mumei in a Satano Diamond(tongue one) cosplayShe was part of Hololive Promise but she graduated/quit earlier this year. Promise released an Uma Musume song cover a few days ago. Fan artist imagined a scenario if Mumei was still active https://youtu.be/u5ice9Ud8Rk?si=cEGGEgYrw6ZmJLRn
stepmummy's home from work so it's time to catch up on only connect xxback in 30 mins x
EW the kind of nigga to say konichiwa to people in Aldi
>>215595383>Exhibit A:>12 March 2016 9:15: rorke, leftypol's got you on the ropes!>12 March 2016 9:16: an image of Bradley Walsh laughing10 thousands posts later>6 October 2025 4:12: scranning a poo
>>215595479It does, you didn't have your "employed trannard" trip on for the first few hours
>Allfarth>von der Pfordten
>>215595504Could do with a bit more pine
>>215595490Maybe I will take N5 and N4 at the same time then.>>215595509She doesn't live here anymore. She was screaming at her housing officer earlier because she thought her council house would be free but she actually has to pay rent for it and she's not happy.
>>215595410we know he's fat and short
>>215595513he's done you
>>215595504Mental
>>215595519oh my god shut up
scranning poo chips and beans
>>215595489economic immigration wouldnt exist in a global communist system because everyone would be equal init
>>215595452Oh hi>>215595465NTR's greatest rival...
>>215595510mountain lions are reclusive and solitary
>>215595567yes, equally destitute
For me it was when leftymong had zero arguments left to defend woke so their last line of attack was to ironise and pretend woke never existed. This last dying breath of leftymong happened around 2024 and now even they accept its over
>>215595262i said this like 10 years agohavent started yetthink i joined a gym, went once and then just never went againgood luck though bro -)think positive and all that
>>215595519Meant for >>215595294*>>215595554No
Postman Patberg and his black and white catberg
Woah Sacked Tranny, bamalam
rorkeshitting my black arse to death
Just not fucking on
yeah? >>215583519
>>215595598>now even they accept its overI fucking wish
>>215595598you must be fast asleepleftymong is alive and well seething about flags
>>215595586>t. mountain lion
>>215595489there's a difference between encouraging *certain* population dynamics to promote certain capital flows and a global schengen which would be hurt them but help others
>>215595599i've been lifting for years so im all good. Swimming is a somewhat new thing though
Watching a documentary about Glasgow before bedhttps://youtu.be/pWPcxPTpN7U?si=fzC0RMTw3cu7KQLY
>>215595613Under 3.5 instead of under 3 and you would’ve won, a lesson learnt
>>215595546That's even more retarded. Having both N5 and N4 doesn't mean you know more than someone with just N4. It means you've wasted your money like a pillock
started to get really cold nowevenings really turning chilly willy shrinky
raping rork #rape
early use of ai image generationchavettes on the council estates
>>215595650>learntFOY
I'LL be there, will YOU?
greta tunberg flabby arse
>>215595504good for a kid when space is tight
>>215595650I will never bet again
rap game taylor swift
threw this neet virgin a bone to have a chat but he’d rather carry on being retarded okay mate
>>215595669ICan`t believe .. !! !!
get his fucking rags off
Thinking about that lovely webm of the fat tits in the last thread
might be a retard
Showed my mum a few TikToks and now I can hear her walking around the house quoting them to herself
>>215595667not nearly orange enough
>>215595667
>>215595669this nutcase has gone MAD with powerMAD who the fuck would travel for a book signing from gary fucking eats?
Is rorke going to Scarborough faire
>>215595684Who
>>215595673be here on Saturday next round of PL fixtures, I’ll share some winners with you as they’re going
>>215595504looks like intense back and arse ache and serious nerve damage to your legs and feet after prolonged usage
>>215595731no, townmoor festival
>>215595742back when people didn't sit at the computer for more than 30 minutes
Today`sPocket MonsterOfThedayis ..Barneygumble !!
>>215595742woke nonsense
>>215595724«fair maidens of britannia» exclaimed rorke
>>215595748
>>215595742calm down lad, jeremy ate the cherry garcia we get it
>>215595762ThatisNot aPocket Monster ..
>>215595724used to wank to stuff like this on imagefap
>>215595628
>>215595640well donegive yourself a big pat on the shoulder, youre such a big alpha macho man xxx
>>215595762
>>215595778What if you blew air really hard up a fanny
>>215595778took my gf up to bed almost exactly like this last night
sick of everyone making fun and shitting on us
>>215595794odd reaction but ok
One good thing about British Nationalism is that it's largely free of pro-Ukraine/Azog.This disease has infected even Germans (Dritte Weg) and Italians (CasaPound).
>>215595639>hurt them but help otherselaborate
poo time, back in 10
>>215595669What's book singing? Like they do in church with the hymns? Do people do that in england, is it a general custom that just passed on to church? I guess it is like choirs.
>>215595778
>>215595798Umm
>>215595826have fun x
>>215595794mealy mouthed reply and frankly jealousy coded, sort your life out
>>215595778sexual humiliation of women in public is hot
>>215595816Go confront them then and direct them to here so we can fight your battles for you, little yellow-bellied incel shut-in coward. YOU WON'T.
>>215595748>>215595778
>>215595847
>>215595835no chance your cock doesn't get hard during thatdo the women just have to not think about it
>>215595843sure my little man x <3
Can someone link me the first ever Spaino post?
>>215595816Should've voted for lib dems like me
>>215595865ngl this made me hard
>>215595845Basado
big fan of going around 4chan insulting people then blurting out 'I was sent here by /brit/ on /int/' so you lot have to deal with the rage I created
wrestling webms the most interesting posts of the day
>>215595898We should all do this
>>215595875>do the women just have to not think about itshe was trying to wrap her legs around him as a strategy to make him feel embarrassed and win by forfeit
>>215595847The Rock would never
>>215595886haha. virgin
>>215595865Woah, Chun-li, lay off the chow mein
>>215595887yeah probably went something like 'I'm a gay retard freak who should be raped to death'
>>215595898We'll batter 'em
>>215595898big fan of not using any board but /int/ nor any thread but /brit/
>>215595843it has recently been established there are in fact roasties posting in /brit/imagine them, spending every day complaining about 'incels' and finding excuses to call men 'insecure'
>>215595911it not fair
>>215595898Always thought we should spread our influence across more boards
>>215595847Pins and needles fr>>215595870GIWTWM
>>215595937how can you defend against this
>>215595945>it has recently been established there are in fact roasties posting in /brit/adonbilivit
>>215595898thats pretty based cant lie
got the charli xcx on
>>215595955brits are universally regarded as worst posters
>>215595898We're Biffa BaconCedric Soft is /fr/ or some loser general from the origami board
yes you'll definitely get a gf by calling women roasties
>>215595945love the scare quotes around incel like everyone can't tell you're a total virg
>>215596012as if I would take your advice after what you post all day lmao
>>215595887https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/28249936/#28250484
>>215596012Fuck off you autistic fat cunt
Had a tradie round earlier doing some work and he was proper depressed. His son died 5 years ago, and he was telling me that it's completely fucked up his head and he's not enjoyed anything in life since, and so he just works as much as he can because he's scared of what he'd do otherwise. Felt pretty sad for the guy, but not sure why I needed to know all this, and didn't really know what to say. Felt like a very Peep Show moment
how long has this heathermong melty been happening?
>>215596000lmaoi assume you're excluding yanks here>>215596014>>215596012sorry you are not spending your evening with your bf babes
his name was ganondorf but sometimes he was just called ganon
>>215596003LOVE Viz.
>>215596003lel accurate. We're hard as fock.
an innocuous post i made has got a bunch of lads riled up. sorry guys
>>215596035fun going through old posts
>>215596000honestly it's not too wrong reallyhalf of the posts here are about poo, wanking, blacks, politics or homosexuals posting about foid celebs
>>215595978run till he runs out of energy or gets dizzyjump over barrierget chair and smash him
>>215596047all dayevery dayfor years
>>215596012they actually think this btwthey think a woman will break in to their hovelgo up their upstairs smelly bedroomknock on the doorthen demand sex
>>215596047he’s been here since 8am this morning
>>215596042:(
>>215596042Should’ve joked like, well I hope you don’t fuck this job as much as you fucked up being a dad! Kept it light.
>>215595978give him one'a these
>>215596084meds roastie
one 35g packet of instant porridge costs 6 roublesthe cheapest 450g pack of porridge I could find costs 90 roubles35x13=455 grams of porridge for less than 80 roubleshow the fuck is that possible? shouldn't buying one large unit be cheaper per gram? they taste the same
if I verify my age on reddit will the subreddits I visit be recorded on my digital id card
>>215596003bodied that freak
>>215596085ktim
The first /brit/ in the archive.https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/9836366/
>>215596117we know
>>215596085If you say 8am you don’t need to say this morning
>>215595898there should be a /brit/ on every board
Pretty interesting
>>215596112yeah
>>215596074no other general are such low quality, mentally ill posters. only threads that could compare are the kpop general or my little pony general, the absolute bottom barrel scumdont think theres anyone else who would dedicate their entire life posting the same tired webms of sloptok whores like the mong that posts here
>>215596124will keep in mind for my GCSE’s cheers
just got a (you) on a post from 12 years ago
>>215596162sveridegnen or whatever has some schizos
>>215595999SO LET'S RIDE
>>215596124you do though because it could be 8am yesterday morning
What was all this about then?
>>215596118day after thatcher died. mad onefunny you have all the foreigners coming in to post about it. they're always far more invested in our politics than the other way around, you saw it with brexit too
>>215596145once upon a time you could go on /who/ and talk about Doctor Who
>>215596118just found evidence that i'd been posting since at least november of that yeardamn
>>215596162I think that possibly the worst part is that, because we're the 2nd? Biggest demographic on the site, we get a fucking huge influx from all the worst generals, also doesn't help that we're English speakers so we get schizos and mongs that speak any level of English
My adhd will never be diagnosed and as a result I will never be able to get treatment so I will stay a fuck up for the rest of my life thanks a lot
>>215596197mmm tasty charlene doner
sir poo wanking blacks starmer
>>215596231TAE
Goodnight team
This place is made up of two kinds of people. One kind who chat utter bollocks to rile up the autists and the autists that take get riled up by taking the utter bollocks seriously
pencil skirts and heels or leggings?
>>215596162forgot /vt/
>>215596210it's crazy that there are people posting here today who were 6 when we were in that thread, already in our 20s
>>215596220ah yes the trendy mental health issue that everyone suddenly has, the new anxiety
>>215596118no obsessive freaks spamming their shite 24/7, just lads shooting the shit mad that
>>215596220There is no treatment you autistic mong.
ACTIVE my mush
>>215596220literally no excuse to wait 8 years for something you presumably think is affectively your life significantlysave up for a bit and go private
>>215596248night mate, tomorrow you can be a man again
>>215596258delete this
>>215596195Then it would be 8am today, 8am yesterday etc.
>>215596231why are the english like this
>>215596220You don’t need a diagnosis lad. It’s your life, take charge. Start exercising and put tools and checklists in place to help you.I used to constantly lose my wallet and my keys. AirTags. I keep a schedule and a to-do list
Rorkes mum appearing on The Hoof GP
>>215596277Ritalin>>215596282I’m fucking poor mate
https://youtu.be/3eGG9qi6YvA?
>>215596322then start saving
>>215596222This girl? They ate her?
>>215596220one example of a fuck up doesn't mean you won't get diagnosed. and yeah if you can manage it go private
>>215596304Your Da appearing on The Poof GP
>>215596220i got a bipolar diagnosis after 2 yearsbut then again I did get sectioned
>>215596303ah yes the cure to adhd and autism, just lift bro
>>215595937>Do fucking Olympic-standard gymnastics half way across an arena>crowd doesn't pop at all and all you get is a few pity claps
When you're a grown man with a job, you dress accordingly, to distinguish yourself from unemployed bums (students and NEETs) and children, and project an image of maturity and responsibility. That's what women expect from a man in his 30s. It's the age when you dress with some class and dignity, not consoom fashion and larp as some subcultures or dress like you're always in the gym. Athletic clothes are for athletic activities. They're not casual clothes. Grow the fuck up. There's a time and place for everything.
>>215596337don't know about 'them' lol but i certainly had a bit
Mad that Smalltown Boy by Bronski Beat, which is kino, is just about being a pervert who wants to stick his willy in a man’s poo place and rightly being discriminated for it
>>215596303I do exercise I cannot focus on studying for more than 5 minutes and I’m falling behind
brutally difficult 2nd wallthat's not on
SHARIIIIIIIIIF DON'T LIKE IT ROCK THE CASBAHROCK THE CASBAH
>>215596375Always found this actress ugly as fuckLike ugly enough for me to lose my appetite looking at herBet she smells
>>215596375Not nice to post my mum’s Facebook pics without permission
>>215596363exercising unironically can help a lot
>>215596371Why do the homosexualists have the best music?
One day, a 30 year old cram school teacher finds a list. But it's not just any list. It's a list showing girls that'll accommodate his desires. Not hookers nor sluts... just girls, living their normal lives... f*ckin horny on the inside. Girls, with bodies so sexy that even the Gods of lust would turn their eyes!
>>215596411Genuinely What does this mean
>>215596118I started posting on 4chan a little after this threadI was groomed by a girl who posted on 4chan you see
>>215596363Mens sana in corpore sano
>>215596411think you meant to post this on your erp discord
>>215596423That girl? Sacked tranny.
Popping down to San Fierro, want anything?
>>215596411What age are these girls
>>215596437um no I'd have mentioned a bloke if that was the case
>>215596258saddest part is being old enough to know how big the decline has been since thenmaybe i could extrapolate that feeling out to the country in general were i 10 or 20 years older
>>215596422it's his chatbot prompt
>>215596423that girl? the polish bird amer filmed in the bogs
>>215596347i gotnl sectioned twice for schizophrenia and psychosis induced from maniaim legally required to get Aripiprazole injections kek
>>215595669oh my days
What did he do with the suit the homosexual had touched?
WW3 begins in 24 hours lads
Yamada is afflicted with a strange disease and has to ejaculate once every three hours as a result. However, he has now broken both hands and ended up in the hospital. As a result, he has to ask the nurses in the hospital to take care of his needs.
>>215596472do you not get them? i doubt they can force you that muchcan't make me take my medication as much as they'd like to
>>215596457Got an iPhone 14 and the camera is shitGenuinely convinced my old SE’s camera was better
someone care to explain this to me?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759782640230675.webmwhat's going on?
turkish girl feet
>>215596103*techno music starts playing*
Don't know what kind of life I want
>>215596504Not suee but something to do with BBC
>>215596504don't know don't careabsolute ogresque body that woman has
>>215596220Ktim I just don't want to be prescribed any drugs
Shower time team
rorkes older sister
>>215596496no bro theyre injections i have to get once a month and if i dont get them (injected by a doctor) i can literally be arrested and locked up
>>215596541It's already too late to decideYou'll get what you're given
Plaid shirts
The Great One
>>215596565how many people did you stab
I'm not friendless you're all my mates
quick espresso then bed x
A man that has a Tesco clubcard on his keys.
>>215596609We should look out for eachother more :)
>>215596118chortling at the exchange between the irish and the yank and brit.
>>215596621Give it a rest charlie
>>215596370heathernonce levels of mouthbreather here
>>215596630Don't tell me what to do
reckon I'm actually quite mentally thick-skinnedif a normie had lived the life I've led they probably would done themselves in by this point
>>215596630Yeah can you give me 4 grand?
>>215596643not a fan of long pork then?
why does a poo stop smelling if left out for a long time
Skin tags
*Enters /brit/*
>>215596118/anglo/ preceded /brit/
>>215596565When I first got put on my meds they made me take them because I was sectioned and that wasn't very pleasant but now I'm home I can not take them lol
>>215596668poo goblins come take the smell away
honestly might fork out the money to get my tonsils removed. so sick of having shit smelling breath
>>215596657Let me think about it, I'll get back to youCan you give me 6 grand?
>>215596609a good portion of 'people' in here just need putting down asap really, for everyone's sakelike this runt >>215596661worst specimens around to consider your 'friends'
Where's Ziedbelg?
>>215596565what did you do when you were mental?
>>2155966040first time i was found wondering around a field naked talking to cows and covered in shitsecond time i was at my brothers and was convinced there were demons climbing up the drainpipes next to the upstairs bathroomits not a violent disability, you just lose your mind and getba """""little"""" disoriented and confused, lose your grounding in reality
Throwing a piece of rubbish into the bin and missing
>>215596689heathermong is typing...
>>215596674>Waffen-SS troops clear the Warsaw Ghetto, 1943 (colourised)
>>215596446yayo
>>215596681not a good idea mateyoure going to end up tipping over into insanity and never come backtheyre shit i know but better than losing your mind
Getting genuinely rattled about obviously ironic posts on an anonymous imageboard implying that someone might be a cannibal
>>215596689it's mad how many people don't deal with them. was sat in the car with my mum the other day and her breath fucking knocked me out even from the passenger seat.
>>215596725you can be arrested for not taking you psych medication when you haven't committed a crime?if that's true it's honestly kind of great i wish we had that here
>>215596776This shit is boringBring back the pure satire
>>215596730did this in front of objectively the fittest girl at toil and she just shook her head in disappointment, it's literally over
Men who try to impress women by doing a Donald Duck impression.
>>215596795They’re literally a made up /fit/ meme you mong
mad how difficult it is to truly understand computers. So difficult that people who can make them work get paid top dollar.Like just make the computers easier to understand? we literally invented them wtf are we doing here?
Im going to watch the sopranos nowGoodnight /brit/
>>215596807honestly just baffled by how upset you are over it lad i'm clearly taking the piss
>jeets move out from next door>group of n*ggers move inget me out GET ME OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE COUNTRY
>>215596831This shit is boringBring back the pure satire
>>215596844>>215596844>>215596844New
had my tonsils out when i was about 4. don't know if they grow back though.
>>215596836mfw when 99% white area
