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FartSex
/cum/ consensus on dumptrucks?
American gothic kino
I'm wastedDon't leave, I just need a wake-up callI'm facing the greatestThe greatest loss of them all
>>215596780I would never
>>215596853Zero chance she can wipe properly
>>215596853/fit/ milfs only
the after the sex I went home and immediately got an HPV vax shot because I'm part of the 10% that never got it and it cost $500
>>215596856For me it's, Burgerpunk
>>215596853what is she internally screaming about, her blatant and shameful obesity?
>>215596916Why not just pirate it
So other forms of ID don’t count for shit, unless you have a filing cabinet of identifying documents you can’t easily renew a permit or non driver card. But if you have an expired driver’s license you just have to click a couple buttons on the website to renew.
>>215596763Still mad you couldn't play as Lasombra without that one mod
>>215596916why? did she have hpv?
>>215596916kwab
>>215596853gross
about to poo
>>215596916So you basically paid $500 to have sex. Was it worth it?
>>215596853Ewww
>>215597015yeah it was like I was in a porno
I rip it hardcore like porno flick bitches
>>215596894>>215596926>>215596998>>215597054gay
the last chick that gave me a blowie thought she was a porn star, I never saw so much saliva in my life, it was in her hair, all over her face and titsshe was gagging and choking on my dick, I ask f she was okay and she gave me the thumbs up and her head kept bobbing up and down
>>215596916was she hot at least? 500 is steep
>>215597158then everyone clapped
>>215597158She is blessed then Not enough women know how to suck cock properly
>>215597173I almost did
>>215597158noise
>>215597176>She is blessed thenno, I am>>215597197yeah, lots of slurping
>>215597173And you know that because you were in the corner and the chick was your mom, lol
just poo'd
>>215597235haha
>>215597235terrible comeback. do better
>>215597197Why do I get so many danish girls when I'm swiping on tinder? I'm not using tinder global. Is it because these girls are greencard and BWC hunting? I'm in Wisconsin. Do they use tinder passport and set their locations to US states with a high percentage of corn-fed white boys with pink dicks or what is going on? Thank you
>>215597220love a good slurparoonie
>normalfag hoursgrim&boringtime for vidya
>>215597274I have no idea, I've never used apps or talked to a Danish that i know of
>>215597158same bro when she leaned back on her haunches, used her two hands and smiled at me before chocking it half down I almost lost it
I regularly think about True Detective S1idk why but I absolutely love it
>>215597327I've interacted with a Danish girl that told me Argentina was the superior Latin American country.
>>215597371Why do you absolutely love it?
>>215597371It's a great season TOP TIER KINO
>>215596853Too much ass
>>215597388It is one of the best things ever produced on film.I just related to almost everything, the storyline and characters Marty, Rust
>>215597378I bet Danish girls smell nice
>>215597496I bet they smell like pastry.
>>215597297How do you say the equivalent of "amen" in Arabic
>>215597538achildren
>>215597538Is this phrase correct? It feels a bit awkward.
>>215597559LMFAO
Cars were added to the simulation to make sure I would never be successful, they knew that my programmer made my brain too OP so they patched the server with a ridiculous transportation system that only stupid people can tolerate.
Feeling especially racist towards Indians today.
>>215597782Don't do that
>>215597782
Just coomed
BAZINGA
>>215597925to?
i have a distrustful face
>>215597986>>215598011You're using HDR wrong.
>>215597982
i'm marinating chicken thighs in frank's hot sauce, garlic powder, onion powder and 5 cloves of crushed garlic.
Genuinely why do boomers perceive explanations as "talking back" or "being a smartass"
>>215598091Stop mansplaining
>>215598091You're getting fresh rn
>>215598123Not like that; it's like>Question: Did you season those meatballs?>Answer 1: No (Perceived as polite/acceptable?)>Answer 2: No; they came pre-seasoned (Perceived as rude, resulted in sudden emotional outburst?)
>>215598032I added nothing, I did nothing, I only take pics
>>215598091their minds are deteriorating
>>215598032some phones do it automatically
>>215596916HPV doesn't do anything to you, 90% of humans are carriers.
Tito Gobbi is my favorite baritone of all time. I'm listening to a recording of his rendition of Cortigiani, vil razza dannata from Rigoletto(1959), and even with the absolutely garbage recording equipment they had back then, you can really hear the fullness and pure power of his voice .Gino Becchi is a close second, but Tito had much more style and was even in several movies
I have HPV and I’m proudI also had Syphilis once
>>215598251faggot you have AIDS
>>215598279That is not true!
hpv is just warts, it's not a different virus whether it's on your hands or your genitals i don't think
Wataa chudai tushy
Ascolta, this was the first song I ever heard him sing. Mysica proibitahttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O-dZKrd-gU4
>>215598293that you're a faggot or that you have AIDS?
>>215598355Both!
>>215598059nasty
>>215598341Ashcolt’
Man, Nobody shares my interests and it's clear you'll cowards don't even like Opera
>>215598403Yes! Ha ha I was thinking that as I typed it, but typed it regular anyway but that's how I heard it
LEMONS ON THE CHAIN WITH THE V CUT
>>215598392why?
>>215598425I like Victoria de los Angeles.I prefer to listen to the songs than whole operas. The only one I've ever seen fully is Madama Butterfly.
>>215598507>I prefer to listen to the songs than whole operasMe too of course who's gonna sit down and listen to an entire opera LMAO . There are people who go to operas just to hear their favorite arias then leave
>>215596763
>>215598535Lol, I thought they went there to gossip.
>>215598425I've listened to multiple operas thoughbeit
>>215598425I like singing along with gilbert and sullivan songs
Some bitches are nice to you a couple times and they think they deserve the world for it.
>>215598621Well of course. You watch it once and go back to the arias you likeI've seen like 100 operas
6 7!
>>215598685Because 789
>>215598632OMG me too but I'd never admit it to anyone, people think it's gay. I'm no ricchione, but I love those songs
>>215598632THREE LITTLE GIRLS FROM /CUM/ ARE WE
kicked out of 109 countries? for no reason?
The itsy bitsy spider went up the urethra
>>215598736Mannaggia gli Ebrei, did you see Bibi's interview where he was asked what he would do if Israel lost American Evangelical support and he basically said they would use their paid influencers to shift opinion and that TikTok and X are the most powerful platforms in the world and he would pay influencers to glaze israel
>>215598807i think they'd just start making their own bombs again instead of getting them from us
Last time you felt like pic related?
Let me preface this by saying I like it cold . It's always 62 degrees in my fucking house, I don't like heat.Now that said,My new AC kicks so much ass I can't even put it on full blast because it's TOO cold, like I swear that bitch goes down to 48 it was like a meat locker in my fucking room
>>215598894Thanks for killing the climate o algo
AC and refrigerative systems are mankind's 2 greatest inventions
>>215598916Not my problem.
>>215598916AC is more energy efficient at moving heat than central heating is
Eurangutans can't afford AC
Complain about something you usually complain at least twice a week here
>>215599166mr. messsican pendejo!
>>215599166pendejoCallarse la boca
https://youtube.com/shorts/gibGtKhKUD4?si=S7y1_SZL_We8W2Hx
>>215598403Is this that Katyrena (sp?) chick from Toronto? She's so hot.
Happy 4:20!!!!
Lana is so cute
the cia is inserting gay thoights in my brain again, make it stooooop
>>2155994472:20 AM I will post 4AM if you want https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ROcTg8ODg0
>>215599455Fat Lana was best Lana
>>215599502Lana is a good looking woman
I've met two people who were Islamic and they were the weirdest people with the most twisted morals and pretty full of themselves also. Like they were proud of getting weird looks from people.
>>215599455stfu
>>215599594Lana? I love Lana
sepuku time
Lana spelled backwards is Anal
if you can't understand spanish you have 4 months to learn
>>215599768why
>born June 21, 1985gf material right here
>>215599782bad bunny is performing at the super bowl halftime show
>>215599797You don't need to understand Spanish it's just SKKRRRTT SKKRRTTT tier music
>>215599768The NFL sure loves shooting itself in the foot, pretty bizarre for a company with so much at stake.
>>215599768Who the hell actually cares about the lyrics in pop songs?
>>215599797Who?
who the hell care about NFL?
>>215599907the King of Latin Trap
>>215599908MeMy team STINKS
>>215599860It makes sense when you realize they have been trying to aggressively expand into Europe and South America to have a foreignese singer
>>215599922looollloololllol
Bad Bunny songhttps://youtu.be/doLMt10ytHY
Haven't cared for the NFL since they changed the Redskin's name
Didn't they learn from the Bud Light tranny fiasco? The majority of people who still watch football are conservatives, and you bring some jibberish mumbling anti American spic to do the halftime show, you're GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
>>215599925Waste of time and money. Also goes to show that boomer executives don’t interact with the people they want to sell things to.ppa8n
>>215599945How is he anti American?
>>215599969
Conservative snowflakes
buffalo chicken thighs are nearly done >:3
>>215599945NFL's been doing this shit for years but boomers are retarded and keep giving them money, Kendrick Lamar did some whiney bullshit last year too so I don't get why conservative patriots watch this shit
>>215600009Youre nt even amering shut your cringe ass up>>215600019Yum
Who wants to see a frazzledrip horror film?https://www.bloodstainedmen.com/about-circumcision/
They claimed ghost of yotei was woke, its one the best selling vidya games right now
I was born with 1900s myself
>>215600032I was gonna make a blue cheese dressing for them but meh
>>215599990How does that make him anti-American? I bet there are some government agencies you hate.
This is beautiful
Colt 1911
>>215600078He's anti American because he doesn't want the millions of criminal people in America illegally to be deported
>>215600080*ay papi*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGj6s48RyQE
Clothing is not a personality
>>215600080the Indian population in Canada is 50 times bigger than it was 45 years ago
>>215600200what's wrong with wearing a suit? I love suits
No homo but Trevor Lawrence is sexy>>215600207Get his ass
>>215600207>Canada is an Indian colonyIt was literal paradise in the 90s
>>215600080Thanks Biden!
That graph is also from 2016. By now its probably 100 times
Wanted to suck but the bf is busy right now...
>lead on girl for a while>eventually she gets the message and leaves>finds bf>don't text for half a year>texts me a minute ago out of nowhereI feel like this is some kind of test.
>>215600207Ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqTbcbbdnUchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqTbcbbdnUchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqTbcbbdnUchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqTbcbbdnUchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqTbcbbdnUc
>>215600277>put self out there>get a text and a date>too scared to go(it's tomorrow)
we just needed to keep the Asians flowing in and keep brown out and it would have been pure kino
>In 2025, the Indian diaspora in Canada is expected to reach approximately 5 millionso it is 100x in 45 years kek
I like Hispanics
Straight edge zoom-zooms--how do you relax without any drugs or alcohol? Is there any way to be healthy without being stressed the fuck out?
>>215600354Some people say they should be enslaved and sent to the diamond mines of the Canadian Arctic, but I think it’s more humane to simply send them home.
I'm squeezing your wife's honkers
imagine every Mexican you know but 10 times more of them
Jai Hind
>>215600375Why was this question directed specifically to zoom zooms
>>215600398I have a wife?!
What’s the joke here? Is it just the silhouette of her Khazar schnoz, or is there something I’m missing
>I'm not addicted, I can quit any time I want!>"do you want to quit?">no!>"that's addiction"'-me and an addict one day
>>215600277>>215600312In my case it's different. I know this girl is trouble. I should probably just not respond.
>>215600374You ARE Hispanic
cumbums
>>215600441It's that she's jewish and the nose is very stereotypicalAs much as I don't like her I will admit this picture goes pretty hard, could be a hoi4 loading screen to be honest
William Shatner ded
>>215600456Im not
>>215600448Not wanting to quit isn't what makes someone an addict thoughever
>>215600482damn
>>215600425Stereotypically lot of zoomers are straight edge especially when it comes to alcohol.
>>215600482don't tell me this is real happening
>March 22, 1931 (age 94)Wiki doesn't know he is ded
I stay on a whole lot of gang shit
I will jerk off before replying or not replying to this girl.
>>215600480>As much as I don't like her I will admit this picture goes pretty hard, could be a hoi4 loading screen to be honestAgreed
>>215600543Smart also never buy groceries when you are hungry you will buy the dumbest crap for fat people you ever seen in your life
>>215600543hold your coom, it makes wonders happen
>>215600504>get an 18yo wife>she’s a fucking teetotalerlmao
>>215600441>>215600480She is legit satanic.
farted and it was hot and a bit wet and smelled really bad
>>215600547Looks like something right out of Starship Troopers>>215600567God damn
If someone is showing you something on their phone do not snatch it out of their hand and start looking at their photos.It's extremely annoying, disrespectful and is an invasion of their personal space.
>>215600375>>215600375>>215600375>>215600375Can any zoomers help an "unc" out??;->
HOI 4 loading screens are very hit or miss. Much like HOI 4 dlc
finished my pistol squats award
Don’t do anything out of hunger. Not even eating. Caspere knew this.
>>215600582Paradox plaza loading screens are usually top tier for me, too bad the games are dogshit
>>215600589You'll be riding dick like a matador on a mechanical bull in no time
>>215600375not a zoomer but I find drawing to be relaxing
>>215600375I enjoy a few drinks from time to time, but my preferred modes of substance-free relaxation or destressing are either playing sports or going on hikes. Exercise and fresh air, in other words.
>>215600612i'm doing it to get better at cycling
>>215600567What are the buildings in the background of this image? >>215600480
6 7!*moves hands up and down with palms facing up*6 7!
Make fun of Indians again!
Time to take out the trash
>>215600658Imagine the smell…
>>215600638The Heroic Military College in Mexico
>>215600626So every day after work you just go hiking? How long? I assume you have no family? (again stereotyping)
anyone else just waiting for bed time?
I can barely stand going out in public anymore in Canada, as every time I do, my nose is assaulted by the aroma of jeet migrants
>>215600638Heroico Colegio MilitarFirst time I see it.
i'm back
>>215600489t. addict
>>215600666Did you already watch this new police cam video of a predator jeet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1DXvAMcUwE
>>215600662qveen
>>215600670Umm sweaty he asked me. This is amerisplaing you know?
>>215600675mecurbing my weed addiction gives me voids of time where I feel like doing nothing and guilty about doing nothing at the same time
>>215600688Are you the foid who watches the telly
cool it with the anti-foid remarks
'avin a giggle m8? I'll bop ya in the gabber I will
>>215600709
Having a cheeky wank to the telly, lads
Drumpf isn't funny anymore I wonder if his temperament is changed because he's old or he just knows he doesn't need to be funny anymore
After jerking off I have decided I will let sleeping dogs lie and not respond to the girl.
>>215600791Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>215600827So true
I'd like to dedicate this next joint to my mans, you know…Big Hookie and Baba from the laundromat
>>215600811Old twitter had a character limit so he had to condense his demented bitchy ramblings into one bitchy "quip" (still kinda demented)New twitter aka ""xitter"" has no character limit so he spills out the demented bitchy rambling in full and chances are you tuned out halfway through anyway
>>215600811I don’t know if it’s his temperament as much as simply getting too old to function. This is turning into a repeat of the Bidet admin
>>215600688ravens can speak like parrots, that's why witches have them
brevity is the soul of wit is what im trying to say
>>215600865They’re always ranting and raven
wicca for us it's just trad whatever they do
>>215600857Meant more like his public appearances >>215600863He seems older and slower but not really mentally demented. If he makes bad decisions, it's just because he's dumb or it's what Israel wants
>>215600811Was he actually funny in one of his reality shows? I have never seen the The Apprentice.
Why are you guys bringing up Twitter and reality shows I just meant in general overall
I don't know if anyone is reading this right now, but if you are, I want you to know that I wish you a day filled with love and joy. May every moment bring you closer to your goals and may you never lose faith in yourself. You are unique and capable of achieving anything you set your mind to!
Trump used to have stand up comic chops. “ I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke “ is one of the funniest things said by a president.
Are there any good baseball video games? Baseball is so strategic n shieeet. Should be a good one.
>>215600905I don't follow his speeches. I always tune out after a few sentences.
>>215600918I used to love playing MLB the show on my psp when I was a kid.
>>215600915*Cue the image of trump drinking a diet coke* Still true albeit >>215600918I've always felt like ai in baseball games cheats, just like racing games
>>215600918You should get into strategy games if you want complex interesting games. Total War if you like real time battles or paradox if you want more 4x. Alternatively Civ 5 is great for a more gamified strategy game.
me rn
>>215600905>why are you talking about the main platforms where he became entrenched in the public consciousness?? the entire reason why anyone knows who he is or gives a shit?? dont you know I'm talking about his state of the union or something??OK well nobody watched that shit and it was probably never funny anyway.
>>215600981I dont understand gaycels just go have sex. you could be having sex within the hour
>>215600745i'm a boy>>215600865that's a starling
>>215600983Just because you can't focus on anything longer than a tweet or anything more demanding than a reality tv show doesn't mean you need to lash out at me
>>215600942>I've always felt like ai in baseball games cheats, just like racing gamesThe EA NHL games were egregious for this. Probably they still are too but I haven’t played the most recent ones.
>have headache>jack off>headache goneJesus Christ was alright but he can fuck off sometimes
>>215601056Peculiar stream of thought but alright
any bird fans in?
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>>215600942>I've always felt like ai in baseball games cheats, just like racing gamesIt's easier just to buff the AI (or debuff the player) than to actually have a bunch of different playstyles for each of the difficulty levels
What should I do if I’m a conservative who thinks Indian immigration is a good thing
>>215601130Go back to India
>>215601130ACK
>>215601130Get out of here Hanania
>>215601130Elon Musk?
Just thought another thread I had open was /cum/ and made an absolutely nonsense post
They ruined tim hortons
>>215601165Let's see it, you dumbass
>>215601170They took this from you
>>215601086Me
>>215601130Your wife is ugly, JD.
>>215601002>that's a starlingI can call it a crow also Crowley?
>>215600938>PSPThat’s cool. I was a Nintendo DS kid so I never played PSP. I think MLB The Show is on game pass so I might try it. >>215600974I’m more of a sports pleb type guy. But I do want to try Civ.
we practice witchcraft ITT
>Chuds complain about mass immigration ruining societies since at least the 90's>normies across the world dgaf>jeets start emigrating everywhere in big numbers since the holocough ended>normies completely hate immigration now and even countries like Japan are on the streets protestingJeets really are something special
>>215601194learning to read
>>215600974>Total WarPatrician taste
when a 99IQ nooticer makes a post
>>215601000I am loyal and my bf is busy I will drain him later though for making me wait
>>215601257We love our feathered friends, don't we folks?
>>215601257they do they make sounds when they see a specific face, intelligence agencies have tried to domesticate them
business idea: Tim Hortons with Indian food called Singh Hortons
business idea: singh hortons for white people where you don't catch hepatitis or any other feces transmitted diseases.
>>215601305Nah, that'd never work!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GEX_sVwUn4
tim nut allergies Horton
the night they drove old dixie down
business idea: line go up
Thread cuck. Make the new. Now. You can finish drinking my cum from your wife's pussy later
Know this: I’m fuckin chinese brehs
clicked a couple slop videos and now my youtube recs are all unwatchable dogshit
>>215601358Leave those Chinese bruhs assholes alone you faggot
>>215601279yes
>>215601372Toilet on the floor haha
>>215601385>>215601385>>215601385>>215601385New
>>215601358Why?
>>215601394Don’t rememba !
