Sum 41 edition
tfw youre a billionaire but look homeless
get the jews and muslims killing each otherget it fucking accelerated.
might spin up the ol' TB for a TW
>>215598682billions is a nothingburger amount of money now
Girl in the friend group confessed to me today. Had to deny her. Feel like shite.
>>215598682He looks like the slightly more handsome version of Steve Evets who would play Steve Evets in a biopic of Steve Evets' life, if Steve Evets were not available himself
love science me
>>215598625Saw them live in 2003
https://www.interpol.int/en/Who-we-are/Governance/President/Former-Presidents
Hitler would want the Jews and all the swarthoids in Palestine gone
BREAKING NEWS: Sabrina Carpenter does not know how to extrude a mesh in Solidworks
>>215598739lol what a fucking gimp
>>215598738>hitler would want all the jews goneYes that part Not the other part
>>215598748That’s what im saying
>>215598738
>just hit 500 messages on the cathy sandy hook ai chatRookie numbers
>>215598721>confessed to me todaylike in japanese schools lol?
SUM 41NO REASON LIVE IN ONTARIO 2005
>>215598762yes why don't we let them come here and help us get rid of global jewry mate? How's that gone for us the past 70 years? Pretty well I'd say. Gimp cunt.
the stupid hat one
>>215598754When did you decide you'd dedicate your entire life to having daily marathon melties about da joooooz in a forgotten corner of a Tibetan pottery forum?
>>215598731get em promoted
>>215598739
this is the most unhinged general on /int/ by a wide margin
mandem chatting shit bruv
>>215598731Wow what the fuck last I checked this site they didn't even include the Nazi period lmao
night lads
losing all my innocence in the backseat
>>215598765you what
>>215598798Most of the posts are totally unrelatedThere's maybe a couple of reply strings, but most of them devolve into shit flinging by the second reply
thread's gone completely mentalconsequences of international break no doubt
just press e girlie
>>21559883090% are made by llms
>>215598779>>215598789t.
Sir Heinrich Himmler
>>215598798you're on at the wrong time lad, you're in NEET and schizo territory
>>215598821Responding to a comment from the last thread. You probably missed it, too busy spamming mlp shite I'm sure
>>215598842Doubt that a bit
>>215598848Sir Joachim Von Ribbentrop
>>215598844Funny how you actually look like that
>>215598840its not her faultttt
chuds find Reinhard Heydrich good looking but aside from his skull development which is now lost because of air, water and food having changed he had a bit of a pinhead face
this thread is absolutely bloody mental! it's gotten well out of control it has!
>>215598888
>nonsense schizo replyalrighty then
for me, it's free palestine acab sex work is real work no human is illegal
Sir Erich Von Mannstein
it's past my hole's bedtime
can think of half a dozen jimmy page solos that are better than anything hendrix ever did.pretty sure everyone agreeing hendrix is #1 is just a form of reparations
>>215598912>free Palestine Yes>acabYesNo to all the other stuff
>>215598882He was a Nordic aristocrat
really should stop falling asleep as soon as im home from toil because im never tired enough at midnight and then i struggle to get up at 7 and then i conk out at 5 the next evening
thread is a bit tame and dull tbqh
>>215598956Do you wish he were kissing your neck from behind?
>>215598956and you're a spacker from sheffield
Sir Yahya Ibrahim Hassan Sinwar (PBUH)
>>215598977this chart is definitely real and not poorly edited
confessions of a pedophile
>>215598897To be fair I just didn't really know what you meant
One thing they want you to do is buy a new inflatable pool every year but they really hate it when you buy the repair kit in store with it Why do they hate you repairing your purchased inflatable pool? I'll tell you, they hate it because they know that next summer you will buy a new inflatable pool and will hate it if you buy a repair kit in store when you buy the inflatable pool
if you wrap bacon around the door handles of a mosque, the muslims can't get in
>>215599013True...
>>215598977canada is a nation of immigrants, get over it
should probably knock the old gay wanking on the head
>>215599016If you put a 13 year old boy near a place where hasidic jews live they will all be drawn to him like moths to a flame
Right then. I've decided to never post here again. Simply outgrown the place. Can't relate to you idiots, nothing personal. Stop trying to be so edgy all the time. Emmayank and Mousenonce you know who im talking to. Enjoy circle jerking each other (faggots)
>>215598977leftypol swearing this there is absolutely nothing out of the ordinary about this
brother lover
>>215598977it was happening long before 2020really nothing worse than cpc vs lpc retards
>>215599039you are a raped paedophile and will be back in a week TOPS
job applicationtoil in progress
>canada is a nation of immigrants, get over it
>>215599037that's something you have in common with them malaponte
wheres the reset button on my life
gonna make a rare visit to /mu/
>>215599045curiously, these fellas are totally agreedhttps://web.archive.org/web/20120607074127/https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/time-to-lead/what-would-a-canada-of-100-million-feel-like-more-comfortable-better-served-better-defended/article4186906/>The Woodbridge Company Limited is a Canadian private holding company based in Toronto, Ontario. It is the primary investment vehicle for members of the family of the late Roy Thomson.[2]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomson_family>The male head of the family holds the hereditary title of Baron Thomson of Fleet in the Peerage of the United Kingdom.[1][2] Since 2006, this has been David Thomson, 3rd Baron Thomson of Fleet (born 1957), one of three children of Kenneth Thomson, 2nd Baron Thomson of Fleet.>Collectively, the Thomson family is the wealthiest family in Canada, and some members are included on the list of Canada's richest people, with Sherry Brydson – the only child of Irma Thomson, one of Roy Thomson, 1st Baron Thomson of Fleet's three children – holding the largest single stake (23.47%) in The Woodbridge Company, the family's holding company, making her Canada's second richest person and richest female, as of 2024.[3][4][5]leftypol suspiciously quiet about this
>>215599076hope you like Gay-Pop
>>215598844is that nicky evans off of shameless
smelling my bum
>>215599099let's be honest if you want britain to be a shell inhabited by 100m drones and you want a nicely-settled string of cities in the vastness of canada and oz, you'd encourage english people to settle in the old colonies
the male g-spot is in the bumfunny how that works
>>215599181let's be honest, none of that matters when their intention is to flood canada and the uk with 50 million indians and somalis
>>215599150giz a bit
>>215598862>NEETIt's midnight lad.
holy guacamole
am i the only white man on the planet who finds indian women beautiful? you get that beautiful chocolate skin without the nigger skull structure
>>215598991https://www.junonews.com/p/canada-took-in-817k-new-immigrants>The latest federal immigration data shows that Canada welcomed more than 817,000 newcomers in the first four months of 2025 when tallying up permanent and non-permanent streams.
>>215599198that's what I said
>>215599227umthere's plenty of black women like thatindian women are just weird
Happy 125th birthday to Heinrich Luitpold Himmler Mein Ehre Heißt Treue
in an ideal world everyone would havebritish plugsgerman poo shelvesanything else?whats every countries most essential contribution
>>215599227they sometimes have a certain charm. traditional indian fashion can be very sexy
im an anti-smite-icprefer dota personally
Architects. Now THAT was a band! (Hollow Crown and LFLT were the best albums, mind you)
why are israelis so anti gentilic
>>215599268there’s something primordially faustian about a white cock in brown pussy. it evokes the jungian archetype of plowing soil
>>215599265i don't think the poo shelf is really that essential
>>215599227you are talking about the .1% thoughthey're usually hairy as fuck with very odd bodyfat distributionsomehow they can have pudgy bellies and small tits at the same timeit beggars belief desu
>>215599227yeah they can be very hot but they're not gf material
>>215599229the situation is bad enough you don't have to make up false stats to exaggerate it even more
>>215599299it is when you're over 55 and the dr wants to see your poo every fortnight
>>215599227there are a billion of them matethere are bound to be a few of them who are nice>>215599310not him, was just saying
>>215599321My poo's got blood in it cause I've got the piles
why is this the first result
>>215599321are you confusing your grindr hookups with your doctor again?
>>215599298don't know about all that mate just want to shag em
>>215599300we have a fair few really hot ones tbf and they all like white men (on account of brown men being weird spackers)
>>215599326okay but those are false stats, mr ivan changstein
>>215599229>juno """news"""here's where the numbers actually come fromhttps://www.canada.ca/en/immigration-refugees-citizenship/corporate/mandate/corporate-initiatives/levels/inventories-backlogs.htmlnote that none of this is correlated with "people entering canada"
>>215599001wasn't you honey x
>>215599332I've got serious IndiaphobiaRemember back in the day there was a show Channel 5 that was just purely about freaksthe boy who has 4 arms, the elephant man, the guy with tree trunks for legs and has wood growing out of him somehowalways was in indiaterrified me that such a place existed as a wee lad
>>215599331i only just learned you cant submit a poo sample if its touched the water. Nhs website is really unhelpful here>Put something in the toilet to catch the poo, such as a clean disposable container, or spread newspaper or cling film cling film on the toilet is a literal prank, newspapers just going to land in the water. are you supposed to poo in a lunch box?might as well advice to just poo on the floor. it'd be easier.we need poo shelves desperately
>>215599347didnt know you were brown lmao done him
>>215599332its 2025stop oppressing women chud
>>215599377One man has the alternative
>>215599352>>215599354well fookin eck
yesterday i learned you put scotch tape on your bum first thing in the morning and then take to the doctor so they can examine it for tapeworm eggs
>>215599397they should unironically link a scat porn video as a demonstration
can you all stop talking about yucky things talk about interesting or funny things instead
>>215599409don't really think they should do that at all
>>215599432okaylet's talk about liz hurley's tits
>>215599432if you want to see something interesting and funny take a look at your ugly mug in the mirror
>>215599443Didn't she marry an Indian?
>>215599432I've got my willy out and im thinkin bout fannies
>>215599432as i said, yesterday i learned you put scotch tape on your bum first thing in the morning and then take to the doctor so they can examine it for tapeworm eggsinteresting isn't it
>>215599432thinking of sparking up tor browser
started rewatching breaking bad, forgot how much of a whiney cunt Walt is all the time, makes you wonder how the show got so big eith such an unlikeable uncharismatic main character
>>215599439pooing on a newspaper on the floor would be more helpful than trying to explain that you should sit over the toilet but dont poo in to the toilet the full way let a little bit land on something else and poo the rest of it into the toilet then bag up the other half and bin itthats stupidwhole thing would be sorted with poo shelves
>>215599432can you stop talking like a child
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jduMRiYJ20c
>>215599443she looks fantastic but the skin smoothing filters have nearly erased her bellybutton
>>215599477No need for a fucking pooshelf mate
>>215599475this but skylar
>>215598694>>215598869>>215598915>>215598980this poster is catyank btw
Are White feet cleaner than Indian hands?
>>215599487kekwell spotted
>>215599492ok then you explain an easier way
>>215599499Catyank isn't malaponte
>>215599477>>215599492
>>215599504yesas are white arseholes
>>215599513I posted it already. Just shit on a newspaper on the floor>>215599519it's british culture
paki security guard at supermarket toil came in the break room and ate a stinking sloppy rice and curry with his hands sucking on his fingers with each mouthful and the filthy cunt didn't even wash his hands before or after
>>215599524so if those grapes were squished with... you know... you'd still drink it?
>>215599498also a knobhead tbf, Jesse is a little wigger cunt too, then just turns into a mopey bitch, Mike's pretty good and Saul is a good sidekick, Hanks a retard Walt Jr is a literal downie, remarkable when you think about it
>>215599534did he do the head bob thing they all do?
playing assassins creed origins It good
think im either asexual or autisticwomen try flirting with me and it goes right over my head and i just can not be arsed playing that whole gamei mean, id put it in, but the whole romance, creating bonds, maintaining relationships, roleplay is very tiring and boring to me
>>215599504its kind different when it goes on to ferment alcohol which neutralises the bacteriaust like eating a burger with hands is different from eating a curry with your fingers because you have a bun to hold and the bread is dry. i will concede that it's gross to see if the causes leak through the bun and also it's fine to eat curry with your hand is your use a naan as a utensil
drinking all the booze in the house
>>215599560your good
says it all really
>>215599534whats it like working at aldi
>>215599528>it's british culture
>>215599443she must be mental if hugh grant ditched her for a coked up black prostitute
>>215599568>the whole romance, creating bonds, maintaining relationships, roleplay is very tiring and boring to mejust find somebody thats happy to arse about with you its not complicated, only bellends want the whole drama show
>>215599587
My great x5 grandfather Bartley was born in 1820.Lived at the same time as Napoleon, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson.Bloody mad.
>Richard Rich, 1st Baron Rich
>>215599587>still sealed>still has the cap on
watching latest gamers nexus video and eating some raisin biscuit yorkiehbu
wypipo don't even season dey cutlery
>>215599504the acids and fermentation process destroy any harmful bacteria, and it's mostly ceremonial or only done very small scale anyways it's not like people are stomping their dinner with dirty feet before eating it
>>215599580Thanks
>>215599610doing my japanese reps and watching a vtuber
for a german the poo shelf is a dining table
>watching a vtuber
>>215599605Would you fish it out
going to have sex with a prostitute today
>>215599634yeah
how come turkish men can bum their sons without being gay pedos
>>215599637I don't need to since it's already drying on your desk as we speak
>>215599660you filthy animal
non-consensual sex with the toilfu
>>215599587why is the toilet so deep and the water so low
>>215599662
>>215598798yeah this is a good time general.everyone gets pissed and talks shitdon't like it you know where the door is
GET HYPEETHYPE
nothing hotter than a woman who is willing to enter the mens loos when the ladies is too busy. what if they spied your willy and then you shagged in the cubicle
might get a junior spesh
>>215599700>Jimmy the Jew
'Rock and roll's not about The Hobbit and things like that. That's for girls. Children's music.'
>>215599704>nothing hotter than a woman who is willing to enter the mens loos when the ladies is too busy.There are literally thousands of things hotter than this
>>215599700grim
Was gonna make a good post but I had to German poo shelf the idea
>>215599718name 1
a
>>215599700TIMMY NO BRAKES
Sleaford Mods
crusty jugglers
>>215599737sex
watching the ed gein storythis guy made his own clothing, cutlery and furniture out of human skin and bones
>>215599746but a woman walking into a room with exposed willies implies sex. so you just what i said. try again
>>215599700tony is not funny neither is the fat retard next to himthe only funny ones were the shane gillis ones
>>215599752god forbid a man has a hobby
>>215599662social constructs that don't necessarily apply outside of a white-centred occidental supremacist lens where brown bodies and flexible non-heteronormative familial identities may converge
>>215599752now we're lazy and get philip eno lads to do it for pittance
>>215599714what a retard lol
>>215599778just heard gary neville say this down the pub
>>215599704no men's toilets are gross and weird unless they're empty
>>215599775I think the last few have been home runs desu.I'm no Tony dickrider, there's plenty of dogshit.But the Triple H + Carrot Top one is my all time favourite.And the James McCann + Dave Landau one succeeding it was also phenomenal. Jimmy Carr's last appearance was great IMO so hoping he does it again.
Why do black women love eating cornstarch so much? Fucking perplexing
>>215599800giz a bit
>>215599793ye but not for an equally gross slut who wants to get pissed on
>>215599752toplad
am thinking of a number between 1 and 0
So we're all voting for Zack Polanski right lads?
>>215599812alri chatgpt
>>215599806Go for it mate
>>215599812for me it's pi
lovely bit of cornstarch was thatglad that nice lad shared it
>>215599568I wondered the same thing mateit's autism
I remember being 16, literally a month before our Maths GCSE, and this bhenchod asks me what an integer is.A month before the exam.He was Kosovan though so you've got to give him credit for pronouncing the word correctly I guess.
>>215599752i read they make him sexy
>>215599846it's a number innit
business idea: we rebrand sex so it's xxx rated so it becomes sexxx
>he doesnt collect vulvas in a shoebox
>>215599815shall be voting for bob katter myself
>>215599808no need for a girl to enter a gross men's toilet for that, that's male behaviour
>>215599700
shove a fray bentos up your arsefor all I care
>>215599882the hot part is juxtaposition of a pristine angelic beauty in a place of squalor
>>215599889oh my days rorke it was five years ago move on for christ's sake
>>215599876how do you even remove a vulva while keeping it in tact
>>215599889Funny thing is during his Kill Tony episode, some guy came on and said he got fucked up and discharged from the army because of vaccinations, and Tony highlighted it because he's right wingAnd Jimmy sat in silenceA fascinating moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD-XxFlrZF0&rco=11:06:00
>>215599895they're shit
it makes me glum,that i've got nae mum,and it makes me sad,that i've got nae dad
>>215599752Deanettes at work are obsessed with this
>>215599848its charlie hunnamtoplaf from newcastle
>>215599846have you ever gone back and looked at what they have on foundation papers50% of uk kids can just about manage fractions
>>215599899in a porn fantasy i guess surely you wouldn't want your wife or gf doing that, you can have fun at home
>>215599961very fuckable man (no homo)
>>215599999if they were sneaky about it and only came in to find me who was hiding in there on purpose so i could shag them
>>215599961jackie boyyyy
o send the buggers backo send the buggers backI only wanted white ones so I'm sending them straight backI only wanted white onesthey've send us bloody black
>>215600043
>>215599961oi croikey moite we're the groine stroite eloite cobba and oim cookun shrimp
>>215600055didnt realise Newcastle was in australia
mm… nootka
>>215600070you're a pleb. you're a fucking pleb. fuck you. no, seriously, FUCK YOU.
>>215599961yeah it's funny they have him nude with his chiselled body and controlling mother and the pet shop boys music, it's so fetishistically gay i mean i can appreciate camp but glamorizing actual murderers is so gross
and that completes the one hundred most dangerous animalsin WALES
This is umposter
>>21560011394 of them are sheep3 of them are cows2 are pigsand 1 is a stray cat
what's really FUCKED UP lads is that if i order myself a doner kebab or a mcdonalds and mumberg hears it i will get it in the neck every time we eat dinner for several days. but the BITCH served us tuna fucking salad for tea. so what am i meant to do?
>>215600148eat it you ungrateful cunt
>>215600159i ate it about 5 hours ago and now i'm too hungry to go to bed
>>215600021but in the company of a bunch of other men peeing on ice cube troughs and doing god knows what in the stalls and you can't actually pee on her in there
Sir David Lammy
>>215600148grow up
canadians be like i'll have the maple chicken with maple fries and maple bbq sauce please
>>215600091love this pep'
>>215600231maple it's maybelline
>>215600231https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/36882151/mcdonalds-menu-items-leaked-customers-best/
>>215600148cook and eat mumberg and you will get your own netflix special
>>215600232kill retards like this asap
starting to feel a bit christmassy
>>215600245i saw
>>215600232Antitheists being ignorant of the Council of Jerusalem 49 AD for the 10 trillionth time
>>215600231quite rightly too
i had honey chicken recently and it was nice.
>>215600232I'm not religious and even I feel embarrassment from the Church of England's sheer desperation at trying to appeal to people who will never join them.
For me, it was seeing Annabelle Apsion's tits on Shameless back in the day
new Uber advert has two women and a zesty black fella all in high heels trying to walk on cobbles lol
>>215600339Made up rubbish to improve Christianity’s appeal to gentiles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcyTyilmYY
>>215600372it's not that though is it. it's a conspiracy to kill it.
>>215600372>trying to appeal to people who will never join them.Why not?Xtianity is fundamentally a movement for runts
Mental how fit Greta is
>>215600404looks like charles vichy and that nazi bloke called mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlWJSof3gF0
>>215599752Turned it off after 15 minutes the silly voice and the holocaust storyline
After 5 years on /brit/feel, it was time to go home
Weird how you never hear of young people called Paul, Darren, Kevin or Terry anymore
>>215600531D'Arren O'Terry is my name though
finger's still fucked
what the fuck happened, unironically
Pooing a niggers cranium out my ear lobe
It's not gay to wonder what it would be like to stick a bellend right under your nose and take a deep whiff
>>215600530britfeel is a fucking shithole
>wfh tomorrow>daft cunt's only gone and put in a 9.30am meetingI'll be eating my all bran at that time for fuck's sake
>>215600604Labour fencesitting on literally everything
>>215600604>Tories decided to make immigration their #1 issue>quadrupled it >Labour decided to make smashing the boats their #1 issue>have failed horrifically they chose to make immigration take the spotlight even though it's Reform's speciality That compounded with energy prices being sky high (despite Starmer's promises they'd be slashed) and inflation at a YTD high, and a number of U-turns showing how weak he is, and the fact he refuses to be brave on any issue whatsoever.His latest is bizarre>Farage's POLICIES are racist>So is Farage racist?>N-n-no I'm not saying that He's not even brave enough to be consistent on his main threat to his job.
>>215600637i'm a racist, elect me
Tucked up in bed farting
>>215600372I didn't think they could fall lower than Justin Welby.
>>215600604Conservatives kept making promises then never delivering on them and trying to blame the civil service. They were fucked the moment Boris decided to go against his promise to significantly reduce net migration and instead open the floodgates to the Boriswave.Meanwhile Labour embraced Blairism again despite Blair's policies being much more unpopular now.Farage's comeback and winning seats at the election allowed for the perfect ingredients for Reform's rise, though Reform are becoming more and more like a Tory clone now that people like Nadine Dorries are defecting to them, especially thanks to the influence of Zia Yusuf.
Sir John Amery
>>215600604it's literally just migrationit's really that simple
>>215600698>Boris decided to go against his promise to significantly reduce net migration and instead open the floodgates to the Boriswave.genuinely bafflingwhy the fuck did he do that
Where is Desperate
>>215600746POV you are my pendulous bollocks
that isnt mr hooves..
>>215600727According to senior Tories, they had to do it because of the damage Covid did to the economy.According to Dominic Cummings, Boris did it because he wanted the Financial Times to write nice things about him and Carrie was also moaning about how he shouldn't appeal to "racists".According to Boris himself, he was just accepting Ukrainians and Hong Kongers (even though they make up a tiny percentage of the Borisave).
>>215600232
>>215600766um
>>215600619>fencesittingstarmer after saying 'i hate the whites' for the millionth time
>>215600637i think stammer would be a decent leader if it were the 2000s and there weren't massive distracting crises everywhere that the newspapers can just rip him apart over. his government has actually tried to improve infrastructure and healthcare and could be successful given time
>>215599568i'm a sperg and love sort of flirting/having a good time with women however it turns out the women that I got on well with and thought they had such a fun personality were also spergs. I think they even found assortative mating between autistic people was like 40 percent which is considered high, we just think differently and get on better with other spergs. Find yourself a sperg girl, the normie women also do nothing for me and I find them dull. I even once got on with this cute girl who was also very kind however we got got bored of each other quick cause she was too normie though such a sweet person and I wish her well
You have to admit though Boris idolising Churchill and wanting to be a great PM just like him only to last just two years and have how much of a lying traitor he is be is legacy is kind of funnyI love the term 'Boriswave' so much, he'll never escape it, it'll be on his obituary and in history books in decades to come lmao
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>>215600859Isn't that implying that he actually cares though? Surely he wanted the boriswave
>>215600859>has 5 months in charge during a zombie parliament>gets his landslide in December, goes on a 15k holiday with Carrie to a private island in Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, no doubt with a thought on how he was going to shape the nation - the role he's dreamed off since he was a boy>gets back and spends January implementing Article 50>February 2020 happens and the world implodespoor ladhow unlucky is that
>>215600859I reckon Bojo will end up getting another run at PM.
NEW>>215600926>>215600926>>215600926
>>215600907No one is voting for that nigga
>>215600907He fucked his second attempt at becoming PM, fucked over Mordaunt who would almost certainly have won if it came to a vote and allowed Sunak to be coronated.The Tory party is dying and Farage has banned him from Reform.He's universally despised by the left and right.His political career is over.
