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I want to fuck a fair-skinned, blonde and blue eyed hot Russian or Estonian or Slavic or Latvian bitch so fucking much, thank you
>>215603990normally i'd report you to ICE but my therapist says i need to start putting myself in other people's shoes to understand how they feel so for now i'll just call you a beaner and leave it at that
>>215599420Hey I doubt you’re still here because it was a few hours ago but it’s actually this Twitter thot called “Tori” whose discord I’m on.Lmk if you need more info!!Always happy to catch up with a fellow goonhead
/cum/ just diedgood riddance.
>>215604164It happened so suddenly…
>>215604164I didn't even know he was sick
>>215604179
Did you know? A single district court judge could have simply told Abraham Lincoln to withdraw his soldiers from Fort Sumter and he would have been powerless to resist
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_English-speaking_populationsometimes i forget that america makes up such a massive percentage of the english speaking world. it has more native speakers than the next 20 countries combined, but english is still the "language of business" throughout the world.
>>215604218Let that sink in for a while!Would have changed the whole trajectory of the US for centuries to come.
>>215604164we have the technology, we can make a new /cum/
>>215604164He was a fucking kid
>Male loneliness epidemic: the movieThey're finna put me in the moovies
might goon. not sure what else to do.
Fight me you fuckin hoe!
I keep getting the most unhinged Jew hating Paleswine loving bizarro content on my instagram
whoops out popped another hemorrhoid.
My lungs are PIPED bruh. I quit the wax pen like 2 weeks ago and about 2 hours ago I started having this sharp pain in my left lung. I never experienced this even when I was taking like 20 blinkers a day. Pic unrelated.
Only USA flags should be making cum threads
>>215604315>buceta loira
>>215604292All around the office chair,The pressure starts a-risin’,Up I stand to stretch a bit—Pop! goes the hemorrhoid.Now I’m walkin’ gingerly,Cushion in my hand,Doctor says, “More fiber, please!”Pop! goes the hemorrhoid.
>>215604307if it lasts longer than a minute, go see a doctor. your lungs are probably cooked but maybe you could get hooked up to an iron lung. girls dig hardware.
>>215604327Fuck a duck mother fucker
what if all existing electronic devices were permanently disabled, but new electronic devices were able to be made
>>215604335fuck a fucking duck!!!! thank you
>>215604335I like my fucking women how I like my fucking coffee, hot and fucking blonde, fuck a fucking duck, thank you
Bitch nigga
We need matrix level VR so I can fuck elf girls and live in a fantasy world and not this dystopia one I'm currently living in. I will happily let you put my brain in a jar and attach electrodes it and put me there forever while you use a part of my brain as a calculator to mine bitcoin if it gets me this.Agree in your country?
UPDATE: The chick who texted me texted me to tell me she got married in the last year we didn't speak. Now she's texting me about how she can't sleep tonight and her husband is out of town for work.TOLD YOU SHE WAS TROUBLE.
>closed tonight>open tomorrow
>>215604388This is literally the kind of GIRL I like, thank you
hello fellow goonheads!
despise existence
competing porn threads on the 'log
how do working people go to the bank if they're only open 9-5
2 guys i grew up with dead this year at 25. Bleak
>>215604388I'm fucking icelandic, I'm fucking germanic
>>215604449why do you need to go to the bank
im a loup garou
>>215604450>Bleaknot reallyIf everyone who was born survived into old age, can you imagine how bleak that would be?
They say we're tryin to stop Chinese expansion...but I ain't seen no Chinese since we landed.
there are grandmammys and grandpappys who have been renting for 50 years and will never own a home to call their own :(
>tee hee im home all alone Why are women like this? Keep in mind she was just married.
Im beating the sobriety allegationsI still wish i was born 20 years earlier though
>>215604495Pic oops was too mad to do it properly.
>>215604463?
>>215604450tbqh that doesn't seem particularly uncommon. i've personally known several people who have died young, from car accidents or cancer or drug overdoses or other miscellaneous happenstances. more if you include names and faces that i didn't know personally but occupied similar social circles.
>>215604449Do errands on your lunch instead of eatingUnironically Employers are so fucking evil bros
>>215604453to get money of course>>215604482I saw a chinese in the mirror yesterday
>>215604388Explain to me how the fuck this guy is germanic
>>215604476What’s he so fucking smug about?
No seriously i cannot think of a better time to have been a goung adult than the late 90s/esrly 00sIf i was born in 1977 instead of 1997 i would have had the best most fulfilling life imaginable
>>215604511>to get money of coursejust go to the ATM?
If I died, 0 non-family members would show up. Not even a faceberg post
>>215604428Hellooooo
goon discord been empty for weeks...... damn this shit real.......
Thinking about food but i ate so much todayIm just drunk not hungryBahhRanked is disabled on league so i guess i will go to bed and watch videos idk
>>215604532You are based
>>215604505>;pBig bang theory type flirtation
>>215604538DEAD GOON THEORY
Oh fuck I think I’m gonna cum
>>215604547How is this guy fucking Germanic
>>215604559He must fuck ducks
>>215604546I don't know any other way I am a boomer unc
I wanna fuck a brown latina so bad holy fuck
>>215604532I'll go, send me an invite
Im taking my glasses and chain off and gonna oee and go lay in bed
>>215604567You should have used the devious smile purple emoji
Walked by a nursing class today and it was all hot girls 18-25. Impossible for medical chads to suffer
New Yorker cartoon
i'm an asshole. i'm a douchebag
>>215604497>>215604508>>215604525>>215604541>>215604571>>215604580All me btw
ok it is fucked up that they're rounding up immigrants though
>>215604450upstairs neighbor died of a heart attack at 39. police come knock on my door say he's been reported missing and have i seen him. i say have not. police lady say okay call if he shoes up. i ruminate on this for about an hour, see his van is still parked outside. decide to use the key he didn't know I had to his place to check. there is he stiff as a board been dead for at least 24 hours. call police lady, she and her partner come running. then coroner come as well. it was a the complete production. 39 years old. he wasn't even fat.
>>215604597I dont get it
America isn't really a melting pot so much as a septic tank
>>215604597Why does this feel like an anti semetic dog whistle
Trump is 25-2 at SCOTUS and they've gone as far as heavily indicating that lower courts are getting legal issues clearly wrong due to political bias.
>>215604606
Also meHoly fuck im so mad ranked is down i NEED to play blitzcrank while shitfaced
>>215604606>decide to use the key he didn't know I had to his place to checknani
>>215604615Do not let the Indians hear this
>>215604628just play normal or something dummy
I require a brown woman sucking my dick rnWhy cant i get it like ubereats
i'm having a garfantual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf1YzQoZM8cJacked off to bondage forced orgasm stuff while this was playing on the other monitor and it was insaneMusic clearly has some deep connection with the erotic portions of our brain
I just wanted to play some 2fort I hate my stupid idiot life
This place is too Antisemitic
12 Michelob ultras deep in a motel 6 what do
>>215604628>>215604678>>215604687>>215604698Get a grip
i just want chug jug wite u
>>215604606You talk like a mid century working class Italian
pretty sure i have to goonthere is no other option
>>215604710Go chat the indian owner>>215604717(of my cock)
>>215604726how would you know
>>215604710wow, thats what, 4.5% a can?
See you in Juvie, bitch!!
>>215604732You could walk the streets and get a homeless skank to suck on your knob for a few dollars?Get creative
>>215604742Ooo look out everybody we’ve got a heavyweight here
is 4chan acting shitty for you guys or is it just my internets
>>215604775I genuinely think I've either destroyed my liver or have become a god, because 6.7 or a single steelie doesnt even get me tipsy anymore
THREEEEEE DAAAAAWWWGGG
>>215604794Actually works the opposite the more damaged your liver is the easier it is to get drunkAlcoholics do not suffer. Imagine how nice it must be to get drunk from a single shot The decline in effect you're noticing is probably just tolerance
>>215604787Literally the whole internet is having problems, steam is mega down, battle.net too, cloudflare sporadically up and down, must be some sort of attack.
>>215604826It must be Opposite Day where you are
gooing session cancelled
I tug on my dick when I think of those tits
Not to get political but we should call the Republican party the Rethuglican party because it sounds funny
Unless we eliminate all distinction, there will always be conflict.
Just ate a red baron pizza i purchased for $3.50. It was pure garbage but i cant complain for that price
what about the reJUGlican party and they all have nice racks
>>215604826but I only drink once a week>>215604827steams working fine for me
Obsessed with midgets
>>215604867Bongald Trump vs Joe Bongden &co. was the epic film trilogy of the new decade
>>215604867We should call it the Poop PartyHAHAUAHAHAHAHAH
>>215604899Dark Brandon biopic staring Bandersnatch Cumbberbund.
what about the freehuglican party and they give out free hugs :)
Demonrats for democrats isn’t as funny. It’s a bit too derogatory and doesn’t share the same whimsy as Rethuglicans. Any ideas for Democrat funny names?
>autistic 5/10 girl in my history class>she rants about teutons or some shit>my heartrate speeds up>daydream about marrying her>find out she has a boyfriendhoeflation o algo
>>215604936Find a 7/10 and forget all about her
>>215604687Come on man asmr was made for that. For as horny as you guys are I'm convinced you're cooming in the past
>>215604895nice
>>215604936Nigga the market is fundamentally broken in many countries.
>>215604687I like to take my ADHD medication, throw on Nightcore at 1.5x speed and fly jets in war thunder.
I look like this
>>215604974I look like this
the TA in my class is clearly trying to fuck a negroid ball player. imagine being a girl dad and paying for this LOL
>>215604960access to Ritalin would probably fuck me up so bad I'd end up homeless but it would feel so good all the way down
>>215604974>>215604982I look like this
Wish I was asleep
Been grinding for the HE 162 all week. Finally unlocked. Time to finally enjoy the game.
very important news
>>215604827yeah it feels pretty spotty and lots of lag bumps. nothing on 4chan will load really either. oh well
At least, when the British were in India, they were not pretending to be Indians… Present colonialism is much worse than its former form.
The cockpit of the HE-162 is very compact, looks good. Wish me luck on my first flight out.
>>215605128What do you mean.>>215605147Good luck.
Need a Colombian bitch with smooth soles
>215605364what's wrong with your current gf
On one budshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AjPKjZ2utU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpME5KSA31o:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGQBsLWhfK0&list=RDzGQBsLWhfK0&start_radio=1
I love crepes
>>215605403she's from the land of imagination
>>215605469Many are saying it's the best channel on youtube
>>215605516Modern architecture is so ugly and bland
I have a large announcement to make. ahem....no gf in my country
I'm going to Winnipeg soon for a work trip and I'll have a few free days. Anything good to see or do?
>>215605548Winn-i-peg u in the bum you will beg for mercy
"fuck my stupid nigger life" and it's variations "another shitty day in my nigger life" (as well as it's lightly censored versions, which replace "nigger" with "chud" or "baka") are stunning proseI have started to think "another shitty day in my nigger life" as I wake up. It's being carved into the inside of my skull
>>215605516>a big rectangleImagine going to school for 5 years, spending thousands of dollars and then coming up with a big cereal box with windows.
>>215605583I made this exact post 5 days ago I need to go the fuck to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3F8kLoazGg&list=RDMMBO27Aj8-eR
>>215605548I WILL find YOU!!! And no, there's not that much to see here.
>>215605548what's that ugly building (on the left) supposed to be? looks generally ugly all around the more i look though
>>215605604this is why you arent in charge of deciding what is built and what isnt. youre uncultured and uneducated. You have no taste
>>215605604>>215605807https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NenDzgLTxEU
>>215605403Nothing but a man can dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVoyGUcXepc
>>215605807what a spaz
>>215605604The United Nations Secretariat Building is a skyscraper at the headquarters of the United Nations in the Turtle Bay neighborhood of Manhattan in New York City. It contains the offices of the United Nations Secretariat, the executive organ of the United Nations (UN). The building, designed in the International Style, is 505 ft (154 m) tall with 39 above-ground stories. It was designed by a group of architects led by Wallace Harrison. Although the building is located within the United States, the site is under UN jurisdiction, so the building is exempt from some local regulations.
FUCK The Shogun 2 soundtrack went so hard
I once insulted Nextcloud, calling it European for its irritating update process; but the newer versions proved more stable.
>>215605934It's neat if you think of it as thirdies would, as an imposing seat of power.
>>215605934Wallace K. Harrison’s Modernist Estate
I'm ultra mega giga cooked
goodnight
>>215605807That's my based King!
reincarnated as a tampon
Writing really well is so hard it's crazy
Late night choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u02vobAo2c&list=RDMMBO27Aj8-eRI
i wanna play more romancing saga but it's late and i have to do a road trip tomorrow.bummer.
This mogs every other Radiohead album so hard
>>215606043yuh. it feels kinda nice to finish a pasage and really feel like you were spitting though
Villa Savoye (French pronunciation: [savwa]) is a modernist villa and gatelodge in Poissy, on the outskirts of Paris, France. It was designed by the Swiss-French architect Le Corbusier and his cousin Pierre Jeanneret, and built between 1928 and 1931 using reinforced concrete.[1][2]
It would greatly benefit all of your lives if you forgave yourselves of your sins, found God, and met a qt at church.
>>215606140
>>215606157I can't force myself to believe in something that defies all logic and was clearly made up by humans (who love making shit up)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39zgXaAwH2Y
>>215606140Ugly, soullessLooks like the location of a disturbing arthouse euro horror film
>>215605979ugly + gay
I’m watching wrestling
why are FARTitects such herd driven trend followers? are they all women?? the fuck??use some originality fr
>>215606206>soulnice cope. the universe is indifferent to your existence. saying you have a soul wont change that fact.
>>215606287I like fart porn because seeing a woman doing something so gross is sexy. so yes I’m a Fartitect
>nice cope. the universe is indifferent to your existence. saying you have a soul wont change that fact.
whos the hottest pornstar i want to cum hard
>>215606184Faith in Christ makes sense once you understand the theology. Christ is the eternal Son of God, through whom creation is sustained and who perfectly reveals God’s truth and moral order. Faith in Christ unites us with God, guides us into righteousness, and opens the way to a life of true purpose and eternal communion with the Divine.Basically, God became incarnate in Human form to show us all he loves and believes in all of us. He replaces the law of the old Testament, and welcomes everybody to be saved. We have a just and good God.
im not low iq enough to believe in fiction
>>215606321Angela White of course
>>215606366You are low IQ though, redditjeet
>>215606366Are you happy and fulfilled in life?
>americans need a permit to do just about anythinggrim
why do people here keep calling me redditjeet who is that
>>215606415yes
>>215606426At least we don't light our refugee hotels on fire
>>215606445Well, as a Christian I am happier and more fulfilled so ha.
Just took a massive shit.
>>215606498i bet you don't even go to church
>>215606510It is where I met my Wife
>>215606510Hot girls and giga Chad's are now becoming Christian and going to Church. Sorry chud, the incel atheists have lost. Christ is King
what are some goated ps1/nes games i can download to play on an emulator on a phone
The moon is stunningly bright tonight
my room smells so bad of smoke legitimately feels like i smoked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agLO3Fp8BGs&list=RDagLO3Fp8BGs&start_radio=1
>>215606637Keep your eye out for Jupiter as well.
>>215606140This looks like utter dogshit
>>215606140That’s crazy for the 1920s
>>215606755
>>215606780
I am racked on cocaine and cannot sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwMxL5pzUvw&list=RDHwMxL5pzUvw&start_radio=1
Where can a nigga find cocaine in chicago?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKFH_BYLYVcWhat up cumsters?
>>215604097very considerate of you
>omg is that a movie about a heckin doggo?!?why are normoids so invested into this trash?
>>215607063I'm looking forward to Odyssey.
>>215607063raising a dog teaches them patience. but unlike a human it cant argue back. it feeds their ego and sense of superiority without having to commit to having an actual child.
>>215607150>Ed GeinOverrated, he only killed like 2 people
I can't believe RWJ went from slop content to ai slop content.
>>215607161But he didn't let any part of them go to waste
Just tipped (an online American) and right after realized I got shit service/producthappens iyc?
>>215607216Stop paying onlyfans whores.
>>215607216thank you for supporting the us economy
>>215607161we was trying to resurrect his dead mother. maybe he genuinely believed he was capable of bringing her back by doing all those things.
gen z boss and a mini
>>215607242I was just so happy someone gave me attention and tipped without much thinking and immediately regretted it>>215607249*tips fedora*
>>215606527Nooo we’re in cum we can’t be happy
>>215607360This, but unironically
wadup doe
>>215606408>picTo be fair, so do californians
>>215607597
Not that I am really the kind bin do go dondried f’chow
It's raining again, it's grey again. I hate this weather so much. It's soul crushing. It's gonna rain all day
thinkin' about fucc
3:39am. Can't sleep. Listening to the following: https://youtu.be/bQtPzo-7AHsAlso please enjoy this picture of Cthulhu I really like.
>>215609247https://youtu.be/iYtBMgLfqKQ
https://youtu.be/Ez8b2VHjVB0
>>215609247>>215609274I used to listen to Pearl Jam a lot when i was a teenager.
i have awoken
Had to have something notarized at the US embassy. Absolute hell.
https://youtu.be/2EVfa9GGKsw?si=ZcEUfiQFnOkZ--Ez
>>215609916absolutely no reason to do that. we're full
He's lying. They're open. Go their and not here.
it just occurred to me, i've eaten nothing but monteray jack cheese, cashews, cherry tomatoes and peppers for two weeks. feel great, too. maybe those frozen dinners really are bad for you...
i'm not gay anymore
>>215610560where is the protein?
>>215610560let me put some meat in your belly you little twink
>>215610646my wife makes eggs for her breakfast every morning. sometimes i'm up early enough to have a few with her. but like i said, the past weeks, none.
>>215610560I still remember the day I only ate oranges and peaches and I had so much energy during the nighttime.
>>215610877it was a rhetorical question to point out that you weren't having any protein, which you should change.
very gloomy outmakes me wanna smoke a ciggy but I haven't smoked since like december
>>215610906yeah, you're right. there's some salami in the fridge, maybe i'll pick at that some.
fuckin bullshit you gotta pay a monthly subscription for geoguessr
>>215611114openguessr
>>215610890I always find myself with more energy when I eat lots of vegetables and fruit
>>215610305Way too late for that, b.
playing dead space
Have you ever thought that Japan had to make anime because shitskins (the main audience) are illiterate and therefore can't read manga?
>>215611639no
>>215611639No. They made it because they were inspired by Disney. Then Japan surpassed them and made stuff for themselves.
i dont know if my heart can take anymore jump scares
Had a burrito last night and now I want to learn Spanish.
wow this place is dead i remember just last year it had an active morning crew
>>215612436A morning zoo crew?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28HkXoCghm8
>>215612469lame gay and kill yourself namefag
you could probably be giving me a lethal injection, strapped to the table, and if 'blue monday' were playing, i'd still be bopping my head to that bass and synthesizer.
>>215612568>boppingkys
>>215612436Alright, morning crew reporting in
>>215612644You sound like you live with a lot of self-imposed misery and you'd certainly suffer a lot less if you were more accepting of others.
>Made throwaway post mocking Mahomet last night>wake up to almost 30 (you)'s and the thread still goingThe day is off to a good start!
>>215612693i would suffer less if you jumped off a bridge
Wake up and start posting /cum/bros!
holy hell the uk banned buy 1 get one free and free refillsinsanity, and the demonrats want to turn us into that
>>215612985maybe it will make the fat pigs slim down
>>215612985Good desu those sound like wildly gluttonous policies
>>215612985UK is the textbook example of a nanny state
>>215612810The east has fallen..
>>215612644you don't nod your head to music you like?
Sometimes I be by myself in my house and I just say some shit like “bonbot biewglad” out loud like 500 times.
>>215613269Talking is stimulating to the brain so talking when you're alone is good practice.
>>215613091It's funny how if you talk to a Chinese person they all think the US is richer and more powerful than China but, for whatever reason, billions of brown people think China is more powerful or about to surpass the US
>>215613232hell no i aint no head bopping faggot
is the government still shut down?
>>215613472We know you're a real thug shaker
hi,>>215613468remidner this is ban evasion and a VPNthanks
>>215613489Yeah, they need to unplug it then plug it back in again to restart
I only wear grey.
>>215613472i think i enjoy it because i've shrank my grey matter to such a degree there's space in my skull for it to bounce around it. so it's kind of like it's dancing with me
It's coming
For the new
>>215613704which way white man
Bros... I can't read emails anymore... this is too difficult... why me...
>>215613654Still amazing to me that the marketing department convinced millions of zoomers to watch a 3 hour historical biopic
>>215613781read nigga read
>>215613787They now all take it as gospel even if they embellished some things for the movie. At least they know about it I guess
hi, do your job >>215613757>>215613769spam/flooding: >>215613783 he is using a VPN btw (and ban evading) thanks
>>215613744
>>215613746>cum but no center>center but no cumIt's a timeless question
this is him off his VPN>>215613861do your job and I stop. I will not be checking replies (I am at the top of the thread right now infact)
A salamander bit the head of my dick
another signature on his VPN >>215613951do your job thanks
>>215613936did it feel good
mods>>215614133he is talking about schoolgirls with these posts (he is a pedophile) the quoted post breaks US law
>>215614122Oyeah ! :)
>>215614163You're just mad he gets more (you)s than you and people like him more
>>215614385>>215614270>>215614209do your job
When you bite into a hot dog do you feel like youre biting somebodies penis off
>>215613744>>215613744>>215613744NEW (mexican is too dumb to make the new noticeable)
>>215613269That’s just human nature!I’ll sometimes have some retarded phrase or whatever stuck in my head, constantly repeating itself until I can’t help it anymore and I start saying it out loud.It’s funny, isn’t it.
