counties editionQOTT: Why is Yorkshire so big?
>>215604168Because we're superior to all other countiesNext
>>215604156notedthe tool is pretty cool, only been on it a week so far, but it clearly has some sophistication to it. maybe i should be asking on the meta thread, but is there a way to contribute code or feature suggestions at all?
all afternoon in ms paint
>>215604200more of a lancastrian myselfmad how yorkshire and lancashire both used to be bigger counties but they carved them up in the 70s
>>2156042434/10, best I can do fella
>>215604249Literally had to carve them up for fear they'd unite and slaughter the souf
a worldwide EMP would actually be great for britain
she's crazy like a fool
>>215604168This is a very out of date map
Becky gettin that burj khalifa
still feel sick after the nigger under posted that tranny ice thing kys who ever that was
>>215604371Can anyone make sense of this
>>215604168Look at all those islamic territories.
>>215604377yeah
nonce botnet posters? yeah, think they might be paedos x
Islamic melty above.
work called....to say they have to push my first shift back a week because I called in sick on the first day (genuinely sick) and then it turns out they need to wait longer for people to come in to train me or something now. not complaining though
>>215604168Your map is well wrong
The Kingdom of Fife
*decimates the biomass*
>>215604531wholesome
have to get up earlydon't want to be late for my alarm
Emma Watson does very stinky farts.
>>215604531>dog on the beddisgusting
>>215604642Be nice to indians
>>215604324nah it's fine, memetropolitan counties deserve not to be acknowledged
what if the world were in utter harmony and no one had to fight
rorke? Silent
don’t believe anything i read on the internet articles? woke nonsensevideos? ai nonsense post on various sites? mentally ill nonsense
>>215604879We must eliminate all distinction of thought. Until then, there will always be conflict.
>>215604897fuck off you theosophist transhumanist freak
>>215604917Jump off a roof
>>215604168Why do 3 systems for counties exist. Just use 1. The wiki for these are terribly confusing.
*explores my perks with Shell GO+*
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rewatching aang and i don’t recall the episodes being so damn fast paced yeah it’s 22ish minutes per pop but fuck me it just blasts through
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Very rude Connections today. You don't win a puzzle pulitzer for filth
Never gambling again
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
inbred biomass getting agitated
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
doing tricks with my arse
>>215605093See you at Ladbrokes tomorrow lad.
Right, well that's SeasideMark eating an ice lolly shaped like a fanny now isn't it.
just did a VERY spicy poo. ayayay. hot hot hot!
>>215605206Alri Emma
>>215604448you're still getting paid though right?
>>215604829is that Prince Philip?
Good morning Brit friends
constipated yesterday Shitting water todayIt's good to have a balance in life
black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>215605075how old were you when you first watched it?
>>215604852Mental how all it took was one Jew being stabbed for the rorkes to freak out
>>215605261is this the so-called fabled gay porn dance..?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFnvkypksPI&list=RDKFnvkypksPI&start_radio=1
>>215605093you're never gonna win with that mindset
>>215604970just a long history inniti think if you want to learn about geography of england, use historic counties for general regions and learn major cities. the rest is administrative nonsensethat's probably what's useful for scotland, ireland and wales too but idk
Solved in 4 today lads. Mildly disappointing.
how do i start a national conversation on getting rid of weekends?
>>215605093
>>215605326In 4 as well. My 3rd was pylon
>>215605278dunno, yonks ago though don’t think i bothered watching it as a teenager when it came out
>>215605093how much did you lose lad?
got robbed outside the casino for a million dollar ticketDamn my luck!
just found it in another thread that Muhammad got gang banged by a bunch of jeets
>>215605414Where?
>>215605426>>215601718Rasheed on a mad one
>>215605414based dare I say?
fuck English people
>Emma Watson seen riding as passenger on motorcycle to Paris fashion showFuck sake lass just apologize already so they'll give you your license back and then come over to the States and do a fart in my face.
Mad how anglos and indians were living peacefully here until muslims came and ruined it all.
seems the gang bang was consensual actually, I rescind the rape accusation
respect english people
>>215605326i got it in 3 started with niger
bal harbour
bro goes to spain and orders chips instead of spanish food
>>215605462
>>215605462Yes mate that's exactly how it went
Very odd posts dare I say.
watching wmaf jav
>>215605502you think thats crazy. you can get sushi in spain now too
>>215605551Most queer posts, I must concur.
mumberg is forcing me to move out within a week because I let out some of the emotion I bottled up around how much I dislike her and sperged a little I could probably talk my way into staying by pretending to be remorseful but I can't stomach that so I'm just going to neckshe failed to raise me so bad that I can't live by myself so I'm cursed to live and mooch off someone I can't standanyway there's some incredibly boring information about my life
Muhammad doing a gay porn dance (no music) while Aisha claps along
>>215605562bloody world's gone mad
saw some on the way to work
a second spicy poo? already? why yes, that is correct
you can get pregnant from spanish sushiwith tapeworm
>>215605625ktim
what a fucking demented and miserable little hole this place has become.
>>215605591You the freak who was complaining about how bad he's got it in paradise?
We are a multiracial country.
>>215605591why does everyone itt have to be such a mindbroken dribbling fucking sperg?
>>215605646New Zealand is far from a paradise its not the 90s anymore
>>215605644cheer up you sod
>>215605646Recently? Nh>>215605658the shaggers moved on years ago
ENGLISH GO HOME
>>215605658A lot moved over to brit/pol/.
>>215605591tell her that you need to be cuddled immediately
>>215605644i'll be your demented miserable hole :3
business idea: jelly restaurant specialising in jelly staffed only by buxom ladies, called Jubblies
>>215605644>became
some of you are really full of horse shit
>>215605677Proxy off nzmong
>>215605717why would I want someone who I cant stand touching me
just ate a big bowl of horse shit lads. couldn't manage another bite.
Business idea: pay me to do nothing
>>215605738late 2010s this place had people having real conversations. now its just losers, autism and indian spambots posting gibberish
>>215605757mothers are supposed to cuddle their children
>>215605777wrong and wrongwe were having conversations up until a few weeks ago when we got raided by multiple groups of gutter oil salesmen and borscht suckers and those heavily influenced by them like you
remember songs from the big chair editions?those were the days...
>>215605801the only conversations that go on here are autists spamming their dollhouse characters
physique getting betterStill terribleBut getting better
>>215605783should have done that when I was a child then
>>215605817yeah that's what happens when you're here because instigate it
>>215605830tell her you need reparative cuddles
>>215605823good lad u going gym?
>>215605854I don't want her to touch me. She repulses me. She asks for a hug sometimes when she goes away somewhere and I do it just so she doesn't have a melty that I have to deal with.
>>215605869Yeah
i won't click that as it's probably poo related
>>215605889you need her to touch youget over it
>>215605902grow up
African fella in a full suit dancing outside the corner shop, stella in handLooks like he's got to go to work but already on the piss?
>>215605950She's not pretty and whatever fetish you're imagining is a lie.
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1759821774793380.webmktim
but I'm only trying to radicalize you :(
>>215605973what the fuck are you talking about you nutcaseit's not a sex thingwtfwhy do you need your mother to be "pretty" and why do you think her touching you is a fetishyou need to get your head checked out by a professional or go to a counselor or something
morning lads, any toil man in?
>>215606011you're the one insisting I get my mother to touch me after I've said twice it makes my skin crawlyou've got problems buddy
>>215606023I wish
had a wank last night
>>215605929I clicked. It's poo related alright.
>>215606028I'm starting to think you wouldn't hate your mother if you didn't watch so much pornographygo seek help
what's a kingdom worth
>>215606057are you neet?
>>215606073Do you not realize it's extremely odd to insist someone be touched by somebody they've specifically said they don't want to be touched by? You're an odd duck.
>>215606081Lifelong neet
>>215606102very cool, have you tried to get a job?
>>215606123Yes. And it’s not cool at all
>>215606172I bought into the normie meme of "get a job and you'll feel better"turns out that only works if you have the fake problems normies have
>>215606100have to agree with the yank on this one ladthere's no other way you're going to have to shag your mum
>>215606172what kind of jobs have you applied for?
Miss having proper banging dance tunes in the mainstream like Encore Une Fois
Alright team? On my break at work. Got just over an hour remaining of my shift so get fucking in there de lads
bit hungry
>>215606196At least you have money
>>215606196I feel better since getting a job :)
Happy 7th October chaps
>>215606209>8:52AM>break
>>215606229this one here @GCHQ
>>215606229corrr yes, amazon prime big deal day!
>>215606213To do what with? The only thing I actually wanted to do with my money is use it so I didn't have to work until it ran out again. >>215606219Good
>>215606236I am on a 6:00 am to 10:00 am shift mate
might try paragliding, you only live once
>>215606258grim
>>215606240Forgot about this. Might have a gander>>215606276It's lush mate I'll be back in bed soon
Stephen Lawrence in the news yet again
employed woman types like an autistic spastici work at aldi :)
Can't stop apple tarting Don't chew my food proply, see
>>215606202Tesco, McDonald’s, KFC, and 2 warehouses
morning lads, morning nathan
>>215606297*buzzes in*is it, "where have I hidden the body?"
another day in grimland
right time to make the commute from my bed to my desk and toil commenceth, get the coffee poured
>>215606258You wouldn't get a break on a 4 hour shift stfu you tranny freak
mumberg bought me a brussels sprout and broccoli chrimbo deccys
and people say browns don’t assimilatehttps://x.com/dillyhussain88/status/1974577882661048588?s=46Chelsea top, drunk and shouting racist abuse at other brown people on the tube
>>215606297can always strategically lie and exaggerate on your applications. worst case you don't get the job
4 hour shifts don’t get breaks nathan, do better
>>215606384learned from the best
>>215606297why haven't you been using all your free time (literally years of free time) to develop valuable skills? you have access to all of human knowledge via the internet plus thousands of free courses in virtually every profession.
>>215606421mine did, i guess they work you hard in bongistan
>>215606433Oh yes if I go to an interview with a guy who has a whole degree in it versus me who’s done a free online course I wonder who they will hire.
there is a deeply mentally ill young man posting in here
>>215606471>youngktinm
wow, a WHOLE piece of paper
>>215606471*raises paw*
>>215606469ah ok im starting to see whats going in. you're one of those pathetic men of inaction who poke holes in everyone's advice because you actually prefer to wallow in self-pity. gimp
business idea: print /brit/ posts out and sell them at the farmers market
>>215606471Am I that obvious?
>>215606471say his name: nathan
>>215606428that's obscene!
69420
>>215606502No it’s called being fucking realistic. What world do you live in where you think a fucking free online course matters to any employer
>>215606523just stay at home and do nothing your entire life. the real world doesn't want mongs like you
corrrr another day wanking to anime is is lads?
>>215606523you seem to be forgetting that YOUR options here aren't "do an online course" vs "be literally someone else"it's "do an online course" vs "do fucking nothing"
they got me going in the office again. Hate my manager so fucking much it's unreal
>>215606297you need some nepotism
>>215606534Please answer me mate because I actually want to know. I’m not “wallowing in self pity” I’m just being realistic and unless you can prove what I said was wrong you might want to relax with the insults
>>215606546bro thought he was competing with everyone else and not just himself
>>215606523Not him, but this entire economy and country is built on lying. It wasn't a free online course you did, it was further education and study in a specific field of research or whatever subject it was. You are supposed to lie on your CV and you are supposed to big everything up. If you tell your employer duuuuur free online course :) obviously you're mogging yourself
>>215606545
>>215606428cool cat purring is very ticklish asmr
toddler just being realistic when it screams and shits itself when being offered any kind of food
>>215606560you had your chance to accept decent advice and you immediately shat on it so go fuck yourself
>>215606546If I was doing nothing I wouldn’t be applying for jobs would I>>215606559Definitely
leftypol doing an online course in childcare
>>215606558that is fucking grim. Back in 5 days a week?
>>215606571
Just put bankrupt companies that dont exist on your employment history section of your CV. Can't call a non-existent firm to confirm your background can you?
>>215606581screm
>>215606567But the lie goes out the window once they ask to see a certificate from it or some sort of proof and then they realise it’s some free online shite
*slips a whoopee cushion into Sacked Tranny's chair* Tee-hee! It's gonna make him sound like he has wind! Wait has anyone seen my landmine I had lying about?
>>215606571um
>>215606594supposed to be 3 days. I had a system going where i could manually log myself in from home and it would sort my attendance out but he's got face on at that for no reason.I'm just going to go in for an hour or so in the afternoon, find a quiet area to mong out, get my attendance mark and leave.
>>215606601Work history: Kwik Save Woolworths Enron
really lads, the government needs to step in and start taxing me for being fat
>>215606606They're just asking for proof. Most HR people are dull automatons that just process admin. They don't have time nor the imagination to investigate the worth of whats presented to them, they just need a copy to scan.
reckon someone who posts here digs graves for a living
why are willies big? they don't need to be that big
>>215606601lol big companies keep HR records for years even after they close business
>>215606625East India company
>>215606645How is anyone supposed to get in touch with a company that doesnt exist to get the records to begin with? There isnt an archive or anything, and it doesnt have to be a big corporation. Just look around your area at companies that went under during COVID or something
>>215606640Good toil that
>>215606643all women when they see it haha
hmm yes rorke we've noticed a pattern in your employment history it appears you've caused every company you ever worked at to go bankrupt
>>215605591People like you shouldn't get internet access
>>215606684nathan
>>215606684Back to the drawing board lads. He's got a point
im pretty sure most HR departments know the insolvent company trick
>>215606692I agree, but the damage is done now.
>>215606703everyone knows spaki's real name mate. and its not nathan. just how new are you
me? Lead Software Engineer at FTX. can't prove otherwise x
another morning alive
meaningless chatter all this, most companies worth working for use background screening companies to check all this. If you put a made up company that went out of business, you’ll be asked for documents (contract, payslips) to support it. If you can’t provide it you fail the screening.
>>215606741hate this malingering bastard
>>215606684Its just to fill in the gaps leftymong, i know you assume everybody has been unemployed since 2011 like you but some of us still have a chance to turn it around
>>215606741love this malingering bastard
>>215606731hi nathan mate another day doing nothing is it
>>215606684>They went bankrupt a year after I left. I was holding the place together.
i want to collect pokemon cards again where can i buy booster packs (preferably with a self checkout because it’s embarrassing buying em at this age)used to get the single packs from toys r us when i was a kid but now in supermarkets all they sell are the big boxes and tins that i don’t really want
>>215606749Just not true though. Known a few people who've worked for these screening companies before, and its literally just indian grunts using zendesk ticket system following a step by step process. The references dont really matter at all, the only thing that matters most of the time are DBS checks to confirm you're not a nonce or a terrorist
Discord raid.
>>215606768yes, mr schizo. everyones 'nathan'
>>215606795Ever considered just growing up?
I used to work on Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
>>215606786ok i will hire you !!
Nathan for you posts here?
>>215606674No there’s no archive but for large companies there is still people (I forgot the name) who hold employment and payroll records and you’re told to contact them if you need P45s or referencesEven if it’s a smaller company they could request your NI history from HMRC which would show you were lying
>>215606797I work for one of these companies lol and none of my co workers are Indian
>>215606749>you’ll be asked for documents (contract, payslips) to support itNope.
>>215606807me to my houseplants
>>215606807nope got money gonna have some fun, keeps me from gambling and it’s a good investment people pay loads for the rare cards now
>>215606802file name mate, stop messing up today people are noticing
>>215606800>>215606802>>215606836meds
they'll just ask for his digital ID (coming very soon) which will have his non-existent employment record
Library hosted a "migrant only" lunch and the white woman at the coffee shop there looked like she wanted to kill them.Like actually, her hands were shaking as she was making my coffee and there was just pure rage on her face.You can troll so hard on 4chan by talking shit about how non-white women are jealous of white women. It instantly gets so much (you)s.
>>215606836daft bastard
>>215606846I hate this shithole so much it's unreal.
>>215606817>I work for one of these companiesgrim lol, can see why you're mindraped
I started off as a customer assistant at Woolworths and grinded to become Area Manager by 2008. I was headhunted by a talent scout for PC World and became CEO for UK Operations by 2014. I made a career change around this time and headed the board at Debenhams through to 2019, then COVID happened and I've been running my own business from my smelly bedroom ever since
>>215606873it’s honest work my lad, what is it you do?
>>215606847>non-white women are jealous of white womenthey’re not though are they
>>215604202in the meta thread.
I was the guitarist in The Beatles. Can't prove it as they have split up
>Comedian Rosie Jones said that a plastic wine bottle was thrown at her and a friend in an ableist and homophobic attack on a train.>The writer and actress, 35, who has ataxic cerebral palsy, which affects movement and co-ordination, said that the perpetrators “shouted slurs” and mocked the voices of her and comedian Lee Peart.
>>215606885he loves his window
oh my days nathan mate
Very loose definition of the word comedian if you ask me.
Thinking about cronem again
it’s too early for cronem stuff that’s Nathan’s afternoon shift, the morning rorke posting shift must go ahead
>>215606876>I was headhunted by a talent scout for PC Worldever shag him up the arse?
>>215606816>there is still people (I forgot the name) who hold employment and payroll records and you’re told to contact them if you need P45s or referencesYou're probably thinking of headquarters overseas that still have the information on record. But if the company is really bust, as in completely gone, they don't hand over employee records to some shadow organisation
>>215606892I work in geospatial information systems
>>215606847what are you talking about? white women love the brown biomass
was let go from B&Q when some cunt in an orange gilet asked if I wanted decking and I got the first swing in
I love british people and british culture.
going into the office purely to study for a better job, then going home. That'll show them
>>215606941u drive the google maps car?
>>215606100you hate your mother because she didn't cuddle you enough and you feel resentfulthen you grew up steeped in vile pornography so now when someone talks about a mother cuddling her child you immediately think of sex and whether or not your mother is "pretty"you just need some help I think
>>215606952No but that would be peng
>>215606947howlign
cant stop wanking to femboys
gotta toil as migrant benefits and housing won't pay themselves
>>215606953>mentioning his mother and "you just need some help"bro's imagining himself with two broken arms as we speak
i like to think these additional little dollhouse characters are contributing to the total destruction of the mind of a sad little man on here.haha alri nathan
>>215606847Not sure what the last part had to do with the first two sentences.>>215606953Your mischaracterization of the exchange is an indication that you realize your actions were inappropriate and I accept your apology.
all nice and well but i bet the cronem are just waking up right now
>>215606985You need a good shagging
>>215606985incel
if you’re not toiling migrants will have more purchasing power than you and that’s a sad state of affairs for an Englishman, bested by a small boat arrival
32 sprays of guerlain heritage
>>215606985is this nathan in the room with us right now?
spaki 190 nathan melty!!!!!
>>215607005you smell like an old man
nathan resorting to the Belgium flag at record speed today
>old thing badgrow up
rorke MCing at his nans funeral
my name is actually nathan
NEKKERS could be around here...
how do you filter certain words with ublock
>>215607053>>215607053>>215607053
>>215607045grim
cronem waking up to the smell of coffee, pancakes, waffles and all kinds of freshly baked goods at the 5 star platinum suite
>>215606988It made me realize that women are just as racially brainwormed as men, it just takes a bit more to bait it out of them.
