American woman grills German men for lousy dates
>>215606269she's cute, I'd take her on a lousy date
>>215606296define "lousy" in german way
>>215606296>Come to Thüringen my pearl, I will teach you the ways of Bürgergeld. We shall dine on a different flavor of pizza each night as we sip a glass of Süss&Fruchtig red wine and watch the sun set from the balcony of our free apartment, this I can promise.This would work on American women, they would think it sounds romantic, then when they get mad for you giving them exactly what you said you would you can rightfully call them a retard.
>>215606317I was just repeating what OP saidall the dates I've been on so far were walks and sitting in a cafe
>>215606564why do you do that instead of going on fun dates then
>>215606269bet she still took his cock inside her holes
>>215606628it's just for getting to know the girls firstthen again, I never managed to get more than 2 dates so yeah
>>215606628There's nothing fun to do here
>>215606269>anything interesting in the beerDAS RITE GET THAT GAY FRUITY SHIT OUTTA MY BEER IPA MY FUCKING ASS
Did you know we ventilate our rooms IN GERMANY
>>215606269What she's talking about sounds good to me.
>>215607141Weissbier has some kind of frutiy/flowery taste in it by default.
>>215607246That’s just the yeast. I’m talking about the completely non-subtle gay ass cocktails Americans try to pass for beer.
>>215606269The point about opening the window is funny because I only just learnt recently that some Americans keep their windows shut for like 6 months of the year. They keep the heating running constantly and just never open windows when it's vaguely cold.
>>215606564You never fucked?
>>215607359no, not even kissed
>>215606269americans really can't grasp the concept of hanging out togheter while walking around, is it because they need an activity to justify going out of their house? to us it doesnt matter that much where you wanna go for a casual date, it's more about spending time togheter
>>215607423>>215606269I had a date with an American girl before, we just walked around with a coffeeshe seemed to like it, we texted afterwards a bit too but eventually she ghosted meI don't think it was due to the walking tho, she probably just found some more attractive guy
>>215607325How do they breathe? Or they have ventilation shaft in every room?
>>215607141arr taste same
>>215606269>tl;dr: He didn't take me to an expensive restaurant and I wanted a free dinner
>>215607557thisgreedy whore
>>215607391Well, you're going to get there, alles locker
I'd go on a (no homo) date with a German man, sounds like a chill afternoon. This is just more proof that females need to be told what they like and never listened to.
>>215607670thanks anonI'm not so concerned about sex, I just want a girl I actually enjoy being withactually met one this summer who I really liked and she seemed to like me too, but of course, it endedI hope I can feel that again>>215607557>>215607650>>215607744I saw the video with sound, I don't think she actually finds it bad, she just joked about it
>>215606269American women find out that they are just not that special.
"Dating" is such a gay concept
>>215607325Americans have heating and cooling on for the entire year.>>215607498they use dehumidifiers for mold.
>>215608175Not only humidity is the problem, but you need fresh air. Especially if there is too much CO2 in the room because of people.
>have a first date with an ex coworker>just came back from 6 months traveling and have no place to live, just couch surfing in friends and family's places>meet at the train station, make her some food in a friend's flat, cheese, potatoes and lentils >walk to the lake and swim a bit, talk there for 2 hours>eat pizza on a bench>meet some friends and watch a football game, it was the euro cup final I think>at 11pm the says she missed her last train so need to stay with me>walk to my grandma's house on a hill and sleep there in the same bed, make out for an hour but have no condom so no sex>have breakfast with my grandparents and splitWe're still together 10 years later. Lousy dates filter princesses and boring girls.
>>215608383>wanting more than a sandwich and a beer is considered wanting princess treatment
American women are entitled greedy cunts
>>215608537>>wanting more than a sandwich and a beer is considered wanting princess treatmentThen the bitch should have made it happen instead of bitching no?
americans be like NOOOOOOO I HAVE TO WALK AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED
>>215608583Its the mans job to lead and impress
normalfags are fighting over these incel tier women
>>215606269sounds great, any german boy wants to take me on a date some time?
>>215608616>Its the mans job to lead and impressWho says?
>>215608616There is no “mans job” in the world where men and women are equal. If there’s a “mans job” then expect to stay at home, make sandwiches, and be beaten. Your choice, sweetheart.
>>215608697He will never be a woman but yeah more or less
>>215608657people who understand supply and demand, and basic game theory.
>>215608737Have you considered that maybe you are just a retard who can't attract women who aren't spoiled used up roasties? You see it's not about basic game theory, it's just maybe you are a retarded cuck who needs to pay to get attention.
> walk for two hourscool, get used to it, we don't drive cars to get into walmart in 3km from my home> just to get home and eat salami on bread with bearah, german romance...
>>215608644German men were made for American women.
>>215608853don't be so greedy
>>215608616In Germany, she's a woman therefore she can do it herself.
why is the American goddess in germlandz-LLC to begin with
>>215607423Yes, most of the dates I've been with american GFs they absolutely needed to go "hunting the fun and kill it".It's too demanding and "intense", it ruins things.The explanation I have is that they have so few days off in the US that they need to make the most of it.Unhealthy, if you ask me.
>>215606269I will now learn to cook to impress the female species. I will only learn one single dish but I will master it
>taking an American on walksThis is torture, worse than the Bataan death march.
What's wrong with eating sandwiches together? It sounds cozy. Especially if you have good cold cuts or homemade preserves. The perfect date to get to know each other, talk, and start some intimacy.
>going on datescan't relate
>>215609007her brain is probably fried from past experiences, impossible to pair bond with or please
>>215608644depends, A/S/L?
>>21560912229/m/saxony (its joever)
>>215608616>being this sexistand here I thought us Swedes had abandoned such antiquated gender norms...
>>215608644>>215609212SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAA.AAAAA.AAAA.AAAAA.AAAAA.AAAA.AAAARSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAA.AAAAA.AAAA.AAAAA.AAAAA.AAAA.AAAAR
>>215608383DOGFUCKINGRAPEDKIKE
>>215608860please fuck our women.
>>215606269>we walked for two hoursWhy do Americans hate walking so much? How else are you supposed to enjoy the outside?
>>215606269This sounds cozy though
>>215609402i have an american woman as a work colleague and she is annoying tho
If it was here it'd be pub, quickie in the bushes, then takeaway kebab afterwards. Sorted
If he wasn't a truecel she would think it was cute and so european
>>215606269based germans 2bh
>>215606269She talks about me
>>215606269>walked for two hoursThe nightmare of every unitedstatian...
>>215606269Jesus at least get a coffee
I once asked my oneitis on a date to the museum, she asked to go shopping instead. I stood like an idiot in several women's jewelry stores for hours like a cucky bitch and I didn't even end up kissing the chickFat cunt.
>>215611809self-inflicted suffering
>>215608537I hope she paid for the sandwich and beer
>>215606269>Dating?Ve dont do that in Germany. The guy should send her a tikke for spending time with her.
>>215606269My gf is hotter than her and that's what 90% of our dates are.
>>215606269>here's some bread and salami>that will be 5 euros German men are so romantic
>>215608778>lead and impressthis isn't the same as paying
>>215606269Kek it’s over. Ain’t got no money, we cooked
>>215607283>>215607325American obsession as always
>>215617966Why do Americans do thinks to make us obsessed with them?
>>215617751Only face and height matter thoughever
