Time Bandits edition
Jimmy Savile wasn't even that bad
on the verge of a nervous breakdown
time bandits? more like arse bandits lol
>>215608350HOLY BASED
rorke insisting white south africans need equal rights but non-white britishers aren't british and should leave
nathan melty
If Indians are all geniuses with degrees and all doctors and lawyers and surgeons then why is Indian still a landfill?
>>215608385
>>215608364mum! dad! it's evil! don't touch it!
>welsh Shocker!
>US population has increased by nearly 100m in my lifetimedios mío
>>215608404>Rorke likes white peopleImagine my shock!
PAKI MELTYPAKI MELTYPAKI MELTYPAKI MELTY
big melty big stink :(((((((((((
still mental they did a remake of time bandits but without the midgesthe midges were the best part
He fell out of the guard tower
1400 Jews were killed, raped and tortured. Have some respect
BREAKING NEWS: RORKE RACIST
it would be nice to have this thread without all of the retarded trolls throwing poo at each other
Anyone got any app ideas?
>>215608385I mean i do take some of the stuff with a pinch of salt. Not saying he wasnt a grim nonce. But the raping sick people in hospital beds and fucking corpses? Nah if i was a nurse or doctor and found that out i wouldn't have been "too intimated to speak up" id have murdered him
>>215608440SCROMBLIG
IMAGINE MY COCK
>>215608432Not my problem
>>215608386America at a solid 100mil is comfy
i sincerely hope these posts are spambots or something. I cant imagine how severely mentally ill and psychologically destroyed you'd have to be to act like this all day. You'll probably be dead by 30.
>>215608464>But the raping sick people in hospital beds and fucking corpses? NahYeah I agreeWhy would you shag corpses when you (allegedly) had a ready supply of the good stuff
>>215608432SHITHOLE
is he our first jewish PM? unironically based
>>215608509we arent celts
kek
>>215608502love it! so colourful!
>>215608513>first jewish PMfucking idiot read a book
>>215608456Turtle >>215608476Cock status : imagined
>>215608513we had jews as PM before
>>215608386That growth from around 1880-1950 is insane.Remember it was like 90% White as well and their cities were gorgeous back then, before the dominance of cars too. America was a fucking paradise.
right then thats me been done
>>215608513been jamming the israeli
Master race here
noticed there's suddenly loads of nignogs in my town
>>215608539good lad
>>215608550Why don't you fack off you tart!
The storm had raged for three days across the Ashen Peaks, tearing at the crumbling ruins that clung to the mountainside. Beneath a jagged arch of black stone, a lone figure crouched beside a flickering flame. It was small—barely the size of her thumb—but it burned with a light that refused to die.Lira cupped her hands around the ember, whispering an ancient word her grandmother had once sung in lullabies. The flame pulsed, answering her voice like a heartbeat.“Still with me,” she murmured. “Good.”The Ember of Solareth—last remnant of the Phoenix King’s fire—had chosen her, a half-trained scribe from the lowlands. The elders said the flame only answered those with pure intent. Lira wasn’t so sure. Her intent was survival.Behind her, a roar split the night. The Wyrm was close now—its scales scraping stone, its breath hissing through the storm. She could feel the heat of its hunger.“Not yet,” Lira said, pressing the ember to her chest. “You promised me time.”The ember flared, spreading warmth through her ribs and into her veins. Symbols rose on her skin—glowing lines that formed words older than the mountain itself.When the Wyrm burst from the dark, its eyes blazing like molten suns, Lira didn’t run. She raised her hand and spoke the word the flame had taught her.The world went silent.Then light—pure, roaring, endless light—erupted from her, searing through the storm clouds, through the Wyrm’s open jaws, through every shadow clinging to the mountains.When it was over, the storm had died. The ruins lay quiet. Lira stood at the mountain’s edge, smoke curling from her fingertips, the ember gone.But in its place, deep in her chest, a heartbeat pulsed like fire.
>>215608513nah disraeli was
>>215608502The culture, the diversity, the inclusion...
>>215608539R1b gang
>>215608543the were always there rorke they were there before you
>>215608543Only now you're noticing the english?
>>215608498>visiting sick kids in hospital for charity or whatever>getting a tour round probably hospital high ups want to be on on the photo ops>oh im just nipping down to the morgue for an hour could you tell all the staff who work there to leave and also no one follow me or bother me for an hour or so thanks xDoesnt add up
Watch out for Big Zs £20 drones with bombs taped to them today.
might pull out my knob and spunk everywhere
>>215608502
>>215608565Isn't Glasgow the 'refugee capital' of Britain?
>he’s never had sex oh my fucking days
>>215608575rorkes lost the plot
>>215608514yes we are we are celto germanic
>>215608581did that last night
>>215608599poo screaming this is me
>>215608598Yes, unfortunately we have a few anglos there.
>>215608495it's really very sad if they're not being paid to do it
>>215608543They're getting bussed in to towns by the Home Office as London is at capacity. Happened to my town since 2023. Random Somalian men in puff jackets roaming suburban streets with the phone on loudspeaker. Disorientated looking hijab women trotting about nearly walking in to traffic and getting in peoples way. Strange men loitering around bus stations and train stations giving people murderous looks. We are done as a country, I don't know why we killed ourselves like this.
I believe the world should be 100% White, except for the Japanese who should be given Sakhalin, the Kurils, Kamchatka, Korea and Taiwan for their honourable role in fighting alongside NS Germany. The Japanese are basically the only non-Whites who are honourable.
>>215608513loves his little jewish festivities doesn’t he.
OCTOBER 7th was a false flag.IDF soldiers were ordered to stand down.This is a country the same size as fucking Wales and with Mossad apparently being the greatest intelligence service in the world YET STILL Hamas gunmen roamed freely for HOURS killing and kidnapping people without any military response.
Mexican cartel pissed the Yanks have cut off their narco trade routes. They've decided to start targeting Yanks on vacation
>>215608611Reminds of my homeland, Brazil™.
>>215608622It's because of jewish capitalism and also karmic justice for 1939-1945.
Seems to me as if there’s one person driving all the mentally ill posts in here, I’m quite good at pattern recognition and the posts from this unwell lad stand out
>>215608640I vacation in Tucson. Will I be ok?
>>215608631wtf
>>215608513If you can't beat em, join em
>>215608658They named Cancun, Los Cabos, Playa Del Carmen and Tijuana
Why do americans like black men so much
>>2156086401000 Americans could conquer Mexico
>>215608652that’s nathan, here all day and no gf its a sad story
>>215608679In awe at how mentally ill that bloke is, I reckon even Tim would be disgusted.
>>215608622Saudi Arabian funded mosque coming to a town near you
cronems inanglos out
>>215608627Tfw when youre racist and homophobic
won a Mr monopoly meal at McDonald's
>>215608539based english lad
chatgpt trying to gaslight me telling me 9/11 was a genuine intelligence failure and not an orchestrated event Yeah ok mate pull the other one it’s got bells on it
>>215608675No they havent. Cartels own those places. They own the hotels in cancun last thing they want is for tourists to stop
>>215608732vile
>>215608539whitest man itt
>>215608742It told me india had democracy before the British because the Gupta dynasty of the 900s allowed small villages to elect their own headmen
>>215608742>intelligence failurektim
Deport all pakis.
>>215608728You're gay if you wouldn't shag a brown boy in the arse
>>215608539>DenmarkGet out you foreign cunt
right, so long story short, I think I accidentally ingested some bird poo. am I going to be ok?
>>215608791it's over
alri
>>215608777tbf most pakis are coming here on valid visas, its the Iranians/Kurds coming here illegally across the channel
>>215608791I think you're fucked mate.
got a big fly agaric in the garden. won't touch it of course cos that would be illegal :)
>>215608557Disraeli was raised an Anglican or converted before becoming PM
>>215608813had a mate who ate one of these and it gave him synaesthesia
>>215608732yookay
>>215608824sorry are you actually trying to argue that disraeli was not a jew?
morning nathan you alright
my gf just woke up :)
>>215608539VGH
>>215608824Nigga literally called "the israeli" nah not jewish
tonights dinner sorted
don't look up what black is in Spanish
>>215608809Ok and? Deport all pakis
.
people actually spending £50+ and giving their DNA to some Jew so they can be told information they should know already?
>>215608839>>215608856Converted Jews lose their jewcard
it pie night
>>215608813Ever eaten wild mushrooms you picked?
>>215608890it lush
:((((((((((((((
nth for the gyaldem
>>215608888Ah yes theyre not a race i forgot
the file names nathan
>>215608894chicken umdaloo
another mmiserable day of my dogshit life
Got some chutney, bread and sausage rolls from the local farm shop today team. All products sourced from farms in Shropshire.I hope you support your local independent businesses too
Oh deary me, that’s not the reaction he expected
>>215608945at least you're not english lad
the number went up to 6,000,1200 on October seventh
>>215608945Big Z is real
>>215608925Yh converts are like early Christians, no longer of the Jewish clan
>>215608951another english L they can’t stop taking them
all well and good except we’re all voting reform
don't know who's going to win the next general election. it's all up in the air as far as I'm concerned
>>215608951Welsh "nationalists" kek
>>215608970lad's not wrong is he. also she looks like a right rotten old scrubber, can't be making much money off it
>>215609003Nah Corbyn party or lib dems
>>215608862*Picking them up and making a fanny infusion*
>>215608988The thing is Reform UK will be in government within a year. They may not be perfect but they're better than Quief Starmer.
>>215609014it’s pretty clear for those who interact with other humans, the public has shifted right en masse
>>215609031No
wanking up a storm
don’t care reform
>>215608945It's Putin's birthday, be humble
>>215609031>Corbyn party you want islamists in charge of the country?
only retards vote
>>215609019English nationalists omds
>>215609003Reform are capitalist reactionaries
JAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHASHAHAHAHHAAAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
>>215609031Lib dems are just labour but even more limp wristed
>>215609062
we’re all voting reform then
>>215609101?
>>215609062>farage conned you the first timenon-country statement from a non-country resident
>>215609118whole country is
omds
nibbas acting like there isnt 4 years til the next election
nathan definitely votes by post omdz
Do British girls also sing songs about them coming?https://youtu.be/VjZwz3yxS9I
>>215609137I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago. I was there the day the strength of Eurocracy failed.
reform will literally drag us back to the 1960s
>blonde>blue eyes >fencer>intelligent>ruthlessHow can anyone deny Reinhard Heydrich was the embodiment of the übermensch?
>>215609131What is cardiff university's reputation?
>>215609142the king told me that if everyone in /brit/ signs the petition he'll dissolve parliament
>>215609173>White>Strong industry ind militaryReform all the way
>>215609131fucking screaming
nathan skulking up to the post box at 5am as not to be seen LOL
>>215609187very nice
Labour are so shit there will no doubt be an early general election.
Haven't voted since 1997
windows closedheating on
>>215609173The 60s were the golden age of western Europe. I would gladly vote for any party that could get us there.
reform only exist to make you think the good guys won
>>215609224Alright grandpa
>>215609221Not sure if that makes sense
we should be nicer to each other
>>215609238mental
My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo
>>215609240The 60s were where a lot of rot came from2025 comes from 1968
>>215609248I know that if i have my photograph taking with someone in the same room i am:a. Their best friendb. Agree totally with all their viewsc. Complicit in any crimes they may have been involved in
>>215609260*beats you up*
>>215609289boring bastard blog on
I still miss countryliner.
anyone else's youtube acting up? can't get any audio and the video is stuttery
>>215609304haha alri busmong lad
>>215609131Can someone explain why this is bad? I never went to uni so I don’t know. Is it not just a way for them to make some extra money? I know universities are struggling atm
>>215609289Ok Sir Kid Diddler
/\/\/\/\/\| ||OO|| C ||___|Bort Simpson
Sir October 7
Buying up NFTs on the cheap reckon theyll be an ironic nostalgia thing in 40years like pokemon cards
time to put the clothes away at the bottom of my bed
Sir Jimmy Befriender
>>215609311try moving the aerial around
Sir Bum Stuffer
>>215609344Might be time to put my shorts and summer things away
Treat for the missus
>paki vs jeet>english vs scot vs welsh>rorke vs lefty polwtf is this hospice
>>215609319This is not a way to make money, these operate at a loss, they are a tool of political influence.
>>215609371is that made from bus seats
>>215609371corr imagine the poo particles on that bag
YEA YEA YEA THUNDERSTRUCK ;)
>>215609352Kek
never thought I'd say this but I think farting has peaked
are ozzies actually range banned? based if so
>>215609383In Kazakhstan?
>ozzies
>>215609427Ozzy’s dead mate.
>hes never had a shagoh MY DAYSSSSSSSSS
Things started going downhill once women started voting and having opinions.
Sir Tommy VercettiSir Carl Johnson Sir Toni CiprianiSir Victor VanceSir Niko BellicSir Johnny KlebitzSir Luis LopezSir Michael De SantaSir Franklin ClintonSir Trevor Philips
>>215609372maybe it's what the japanese call 対立煽り
>>215609436Dictatorship of Kazakhstan does a lot of regime washing. Or whatever the phrase is
@grok is this true?
>>215609248ant mcpartlin in the background
>>215609499You forgot Sir Claude Speed
>>215609427newfag, I've been in here for hours
belgian posts are very spainoish today. barely any ritual posting
>>215609498This but men how didnt reach a certain estate value
Sir OG Loc
>>215609516So wales is trying to influence Kazakhstan or Kazakhstan is trying to influence wales? Sorry I’m retarded
>>215609499spent dozens of hours driving in GTA IVcouldn't be bothered in GTA V
>>215609531>Claude SpeedThat name is never used for him in GTA III or San Andreas.
>>215609436Yes. The UK is (still) a global power with worldwide influence and keeping good relationships is important. By opening university branches abroad you train the future administrators and heads of state of these countries to think like you and be more amenable to your interests
>>215609533he’s rumbled today and isn’t bothering to stay in character it seems
>>215609553Wales doesnt own cardiff university. Having international universities in Kazakhstan legitimises it and gives it a higher profile. The university itself makes money from it
Sir Big Smoke
>>215609581>The UK is (still) a global power with worldwide influence
a slice of womfy wizza for brekkie
I hate how Everytime I lie down in bed it ends in a wank
Thread feels strange lately, as if a bigger mental force has entered and is changing the order of things. Not sure if you lads have felt this, seems like we’re shifting as /brit/ periodically does.
>>215609653All me.
>>215609653It's because I'm here.
Sir Dildo Dodo
shitting out me arse
>>215609581>>215609592Ah okay I get it now thanks guys
>>215609653Took you long enough... any british flag here could be me.
>>215609643I know I know, it may not always feel like it but it's true. Believe in yourself
>>215609651Toppings?
fucking pack it in will you rorke?
I’m a manlet but I have an absolutely massive beautiful cock. Guess I can’t complain.
>>215609689t. Emma Watson
toilberg mad at me for simply doing what was on the ticket
>>215609710whatya doing imam
>>215609714perfect for porn
>>215609714would you take a couple of inches off your cock and add it to your height?
>>215609714corrr corrr post it
Business idea: boobs with two nipples.
>>215609653It's commiemong becoming nazimong that's done it
>>215609710>Stressing the seriousness of this attackReally nigga it’s some graffiti…
>Wanking>Beating your meat>Touching your willy>Choking your chicken
he will be eaten soon
>>215609743I’ve thought about that before and I think no. I would rather excel in one area than be average in both.
now seems like as good’a time as any to announce my arrival, hi all
>>215609714Size?
>>215609773king
>>215609783Lucy of what?
>>215609647This makes sense - the left are the people in society who are in a weaker position (poor people, disabled people, disadvantaged people, ethnic minorities who face discrimination, etc). And the right are the people in a position of strength, who are trying to maintain their position of strength.
Might go for an incel walk through the Expo '88 site
Sir Gaza Restorer
>>21560978610 inches long, 8 inches girth. No, not lying.
>>215609783sir filtered faggot
>>215609743
came to the conclusion that i am an evil incel perverted bug-like entity
>>215609783>Not a French flagnah
>>215609817How tall are you though
when are the letting /ourgirl/ go free?
thats Lucy in the filter
>>215609653thread atmosphere has taken a dark turn since spaino posted all that cp
You guys seem like cool people :)
wahay first ozzie spotted. Welcome bruce
>>2156098415'3
>>2156098415’6
>>21560984110 inches tall, 8 inches sat down. No, not lying
>>215609860you're built like a spore character ffs
>>215609849I didn't post shit, schizo.
>>215609836been here for years, wouldn't be an arrival
>>215609855alriprobably just an inconvenient time for all the southern fairies who have had their sleep cycle disrupted by moronic timekeeping policies
fancy a wank, but I'm at toil
NEW>>215609921>>215609921>>215609921
>>215609895Why don't you post your hairy minge anymore
>>215609932don't got no hairy minge
ugh what a day so far! I lost a tyre this morning on the way to work, and it was raining
>>215609930find a quiet corner
>>215609944Hope you get pneumonia and rubber poisoning
>>215609961:( mean
>>215609762ktim
Rebuild Crystal Palace
So how is everyone’s day so far?
