mid day smoke sesh editionprevious: >>215613744
some niggas be smart but dumb at the same time
Nigga stole my bikeNigga stole my bikeNigga stole my bike
>>215620549I'm dumb but average at the same time
Slow thread today
what is the greatest love song of all time
there are people out there who follow fast food news and get excited about newly released fast food items
>>215620732https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JWTaaS7LdUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFx-5PGLgb4Some normie answers
>>215620775They're called redditors
Where is everyone?
>>215620912Raptured
what if you just forgave everyone who ever wronged you
>>215620775my dad doesn't follow fast food news but any time he sees and advertisement for a new food on tv or he passes a fast food place that has an ad visible for something he'll go get it the next day and then call me and give me his reviewhe is like 50 and still lifts though so I think in his case its acceptable
hi there
>>215620941Probably means you joined a religion or read some pseudo-spiritual self-help stuff
>>215620912at workat schoolhaving kidstouching grass
>>215620685wtf
>>215621115You don't have testicles on your ears?
>>215621146Most successful containment board of all time
>>215621146Jannies will ack you for mentioning it. Frankly they're going to be right to, bronies were annoying as fuck back in the day. As for the show itself, I never watched it. I assume it's fine, if I had a kid and they liked it I might be able to sleep at night unless it's telling them to be shitty.
>>215621146https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PppmPNCNM8A
>>215621146I wish we could contain /pol/ like we did with /mlp/.
>>215621312Politics cannot be contained, PQTRIOTS IN QONTROL
>>215621146Never seen it>>215621181should I?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY6-Svb0xtMfinna sillydancemaxxlistening to smilecorein my happy and laughing era
>>215621312>they do it for free
studied for an hour award
Define Cosmopolitan
>>215621529Vanilla, chocolate and strawberry
>>215621529no
>>215621529American women's fashion and lifestyle magazine
I'll see you in Valhalla
>>215621529An international gentleman
You're a sinner
>>215621691it's true
>>215621312/int/ jannies don't even care about politics anymore >>215613850Around the election this would have gotten you banned in like 2 seconds lol
>>215621957This is the designated shitting board
>>215621714i miss him so muchhe used to be viral on the french speaking internet for saying really dumb stuffnow he's offline and i miss his goofy antics>holy fuck i love water>*sips water*>better enjoy it in 20-30 years there won't be any
Just demolished an entire box of wheat thins
>>215620941That'd be easy, no one has ever really did me dirty
>>215622035Why?
>>215622008Jewish btw
>>215622035More like wheat fats
>>215622008Yeah he is a funny guy, the world is too PC for Claude. Btw this pic>>215621714is from Bulgaria
>>215622075what's wrong with being jewish?
>>215622167>Synagogue of Satan>Blood curseQuite a bit
>>215622200Why do you care if they drink blood and worship satan? You should respect their religion.
feelin zesty
>>215622249Indeed, respecting Moloch is critical for our diverse society
Dubs and I jerk off
>>215622342not today bro
Dubs and I jack this Anon >>215622342 off myself
>>215622342Day 1 of your no fap begins
i need to have my gentiles removed
>>215622436genitals*
>>215622436no you don't
>>215622488Yes he does
Bye For Now
>Error: You must wait longer before deleting this post.humiliation ritual
Jimmy Kimmel is actually a good guy
>>215622602Look at your post in shame
I'm going insane
>>215622629I always just assumed he was Jewish but he isn't
>>215622488yes i do
Talk about bad bunny and how the NFL is going all jungle fever out of the US... again... for three hours straight
>>215622629There’s nothing good about late night host they are pure evil
>>215622748Old news paco, everybody now is laughing at AI translated versions of his songs in English because they are even less meaningful than the worst rappers lyrics
our canadians are doing thanksgiving soon
breaking news jordan peterson is dying
>>215622712why
I'm so essited for bahbonnee
>>215622819It's an important holiday where we all come together to give thanks that we aren't Jeets
and I take a big shit and I get real high and I'm like - whats going on?
i really wish i was germanic
>>215622984
>>215622830>benzo addict>carnivore diethes been basically trying to die for a while
>>215623012he got 2-3 jabs also
>>215622838because they are useless
>>215623009Is that the nostalgia critic?
>>215623082you will ruin your body and you health
Maple leaf cream cookies (also called maple leaf creme cookies, maple leaf cookies, maple creme cookies, maple leaf cremes, and maple cremes) are Canadian sandwich cookies.
>>215623092It's the (alleged) pedo poster of the /cum/ gen
Do you have any tattoos?
life is le bad
>>215623161no
>>215623150Americans love eating our maple cream
>>215623192they are one of my favorite store bought cookies for sure
>>215623161He's slim now anyways no but I secretly want a Zelda tattoo even though everyone that has one is cringe
I love women so much it’s unreal
Got a 14 day suspension on CS2. I love to berate and bully and grief normalfags on this game. I hate normalfags so much, they're so stupid they're like animals.
*enters thread**begins fellating an african american man*
>>215623339elite boobies and great tummy
>>215623339it's true
>>215623349We have a black anon in here sometimes, he might enjoy that
>>215623339yeah but they need to reciprocate too faggot
hello to all the goonheads of /cum/!
when i see attractive woman i want to stroke my cock
when i see attractive women i want to cut them to pieces and eat them
>>215623419Hellloooooo
>>215623481>t.
>went to the gym>thot with tight pants >her asscrack is completely sweatyhad some thoughts about it
when i see attractive women i remember that they're humans with their own stories and interests and shit and i feel bad about the injustices of the world and wish it our societies could be less cruel
>>215623419Hello although I'm abstaining, I might explode soon.
>>215623500drink it?
>>215623150I bought some of these at Trader Joes the other week. They were pretty good.
when I see an attractive I want to get to know them >>215623560wonder how it tastes like
>>215623541>explodewe say "pop" here
>>215623514reddit post
>I'm going to start teaching (college) next year in August I don't want students, I didn't like them when I was one now I have to babysit a bunch of first years
>>215623590Yeah but this is going to be nuclear, it's not just a pop.
>>215621529global
>>215623500Did you jerk it in the bathroom again?
I spilled my beer
i haven't fapped in 10 days and don't even have any urges, is it over for me?
>>215623632no but had a boner thoIf I had a gf I take her to the gym to get her all sweated up Its hot af
>>215623590Bulgaria don’t pop
<Make a post on /ck/ with real food that I cooked>6 replies >Someone makes a fast food thread or asks a retarded question >150 replies
>>215623514Attractive women face the least injustices and cruelty out of anyone
Weird ad on prime about smelly underboob sweatNever thought the GFs tits smell after a workout
>>215623700Truly the worst board up there with /tv/ who only cares about capeshit and soy wars
last year i didnt have soda for 4 years now i have a soda almost daily dr pepper is way too addictive
>>215623668Do you exercise and eat right?
>>215623683wtf is her problem
>>215623602Jeets cheat on everything in a very obvious and low effort wayChinks cheat on everything in a more subtle and high effort wayt. Knower
I want to do a road trip lads. No idea how or where. Whose with me?>>215623700retardations get paid hereAlways include some form of bait
I had to drink crushed up charcoal because I ate rat poison as a kid
>>215623757This
>>215623777Where did you grow up? That sounds very thirdie coded
>>215623752I wonder if that's her real name.
One day people will be celebrating the 500th anniversary of the United States and they’ll all be brown (America will grow larger and browner)
>>215623745no exercise but I have been eating much healthier in the past month, I used to get fast food a lot, somehow my libido is lower when I'm not eating like a pos.
>>215623800Virgin(ia)
>>215623668It will come back with a vengeance, every two weeks I get violent thoughts.
>>215623810do you think they will rewrite history and make washington and the other founders brown latinx?
>>215623683>2019Has it been that long? I've been on this goddamn site for too long. I haven't even enjoyed /int/ since the Amerimutt meme in 2017 and the board as a whole peaked in 2015.
Momberg keeps hogging the washing machine. When is the gubmint going to open back up so she can eff off?
>>215623872What do you mean by that?
>>215623729Was it always like that, the only thread that I made that stayed for months is last year when I documented my veggies fermentation in the winter. >>215623768>Always include some form of baitI don't like that and I've never done it.>>215623802She doesn't even know history, we were slaves at least 200 years more than they were but we don't cry about it.
>I don't like my mom!
>>215623817That doesn't make any sense, you'll get hornier when you're healthy and getting the right diet and level of exercise.Assuming also there isn't any underlying more serious problem like with hormones but that is rare.Are you getting wet dreams? If you don't jack off for long enough your body will get rid of excess production that way.
>>215623906What did YOU mean by that?>>215623915Me af
>>215623848They’ll say there’s no definite proof that Washington didn’t have a Mexicsn mother
>>215623494mmmmm hey schatzi schatzi :333 ur so cute i could sniff u
>>215623821>Virgin(ia)Did you know a lot of the guns our negroes (and now jeets) use to shoot each other come from your state? Thank you for your service.
>>215623817Your body is adjusting, your hormones will normalize after a while. Your body was used to fuel from slop and now it thinks something bad is happening.
>mfw
>>215623848>What is the Hamilton MusicalI mean they are already doing this symbolically, it will become normal soon like how in Europe they keep casting brown/black people as historical figures
>>215624108>they keep casting brown/black people as historical figuresLOOOOOOLLL!!
The Jews? Nah... I know who really controls things, you ever wonder why the Freemasons main rite is the Scottish Rite? Nao u see...
>>215624108this is demoralizing
learned about this in a book about ancient greek sports a while agostill get a chuckle out of it occasionally
>>215624236Mortal Kombat death
>>215624236this is the guy that got his guts ripped out
My sister tries to say she’s fat because of genetics but nobody in my immediate or extended family is fat excluding her
>>215624292Damn I'd suck that
>>215624339Where are the pictures?
>>215624372I’m not Terrone or Jason
>>215624339Loads of fat dudes with excuses but somehow women always are the ones saying it's some sort of health issue unique to them personally making them fat lol
>>215624339Every girls says that. I hate that. Had a girl in high school with tremendous tits and she thought she was fat, she starved her self and the boobs were gone. Absolute tragedy of immense magnitude.
>>215624292I like guys who don't get disemboweled.
>>215624380Then don't talk about your family
I hate being around others. All I can think when Im outside is how I'd rather be back home safe in my incel goon cave Need a job that pays me to be a creepy loner
>>215624413here's your winner, champ, damoxenus
>>215624292This never happened btw
>>215624445>that teenusbruh
>>215624421You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not the boss of me!>>215624386She says she barely eats anything but it’s a complete lieShe always eats a shit ton of chips and candy, literally does not drink water at any point nor does she even drink diet soda, and only eats slop and a lot of it
>>215624445Look at that face, evil mfer
>>215624510he was chopped frfr no kizzy
berkeley is where they train techbrosberklee is where they train baristas
>>215624506>She says she barely eats anything but it’s a complete lieI've noticed fatties only seem to consider calories from proper sit-down meals as "eating". Not snacks, drinks, small meals etc. Then they wonder why a slightly smaller dinner portion didn't make them lose weight. Delusional.
cum sex
Why does Hollywood keep forcing Jared Leto upon us?
I went to Berkeley and I saw many trannies and one ghastly corpse-like anorexic gay man who wore giant sun hats and high heelsHe looked like he was gonna fall over and die at any momentI only saw him like 5 times around campus but the horribly way he looked was seared into my brain
>>215624506Oh okay :(
>>215624598He’s like 60 and looks so young
>>215624598He also seems to survive all the seething foid allegations against him
>>215624598He's better than that Pedro guy, I hate his face.
>>215624578Never thought about it but they really do think thatShe also obsessed over random shit like cutting fat from her diet and ignoring the concept of calories
this is me
>>215624669>She also obsessed over random shit like cutting fat from her diet and ignoring the concept of caloriesDieting industry has been a disaster for the human race
>>215624623are you mr. pendejo?
>>215624733People also think going on a crash diet and weight quickly without making long term dietary and exercise habit changes
>>215624636I don't believe them because he's not jewish>>215624638Yeah he's terrible
>>215624810This is the biggest problem.t. lost a lot of weight and kept most of it off
>>215624810and losing weight quickly without making long term dietary and exercise habit changes is gonna keep the weight off, when in reality they gain it all back when they go back to eating like shit
>>215624733Women do that thing where they avoid meat because they think theyll get fat, they starve and eat stupid salads and carbs and then they become so hungry they binge junk food. Its so stupid.
>>215624726i look like this
>>215624815It's just odd though, I can recall like 3 separate incidents yet Googling it barely has any results except for the one this year. He's got someone good keeping his online image clean.
>>215624846The thing for most fatties is that eating healthy is a crash diet No soda, no snacks, no sweets and they’ll drop 30lb in two months
>heard that most girls at the gym don't even wear underwearChat, is this true?
>>215624810ThisI lost 22 pounds in a year and Its hard to gain and overeat now
I'm a subhuman retard who shouldn't be kept alive.
>>215624865>saving the thumbnailYes you DO look like that
>>215624898no
>>215624898I heard they fuck every guy
>>215624918naah, youre a good guy
>>215624898I don't wear underwear to the gym because my shorts have built in compression shorts
>>215624888Yeah they don't consider how to make it pleasant and sustainable. You have to allow yourself to enjoy food while maintaining self control. After a decent sized meal eaten slowly and with a cup or two of water or tea I'm totally full
>>215624810The trvke is that people aren't fat solely because of what they eat, it's because of their lifestyle and refusal to fundamentally change their habits. You can see orientals who eat slop and snacks regularly but aren't hamplanets.
>>215624923i should be put down
>>215624970If you knew me irl you would agree.
>>215624918Me too!
hi,>>215625057he was posting on a different VPN earlier in the hour
>>215624988Honestly comes down to the fact that most fatties will never accept that Calories In Calories Out is the ONLY thing that matters when it comes to weight lossWant to eat like shit? You need to work for it. Don’t want to work out? Eat salad.
>>215624991I need to know your racial/ethnic ancestry before I can agree
>>215625040I dont think so>>215625095who is that?
>>215625109>Calories In Calories Out is the ONLY thing that mattersThey call this racist now btw
>>215625109yeah but its hard to manage that if you eat bad food, you cant just contain yourself if you only eat fast food
>>215625222>you cant just contain yourself if you only eat fast foodMillions of Japs, Koreans, and Chinamen do this
Fat bitches will be like this is my natural weight
>>215625242I dont think they eat junk food everyday
>>215625222>>215625242Americans will order Doordash or drive if they’re feeling adventurous Asians will walk, eat their slop there, and walk back
>>215625112homo sapiens
>>215625248>actually my real weight is healthy and the true beauty standard but the CIA tricked society into liking thin women o algo
My goal is to work out enough that I can wear sleeveless shirts and not look retarded
watchin destiny
>>215625296>H. sapiens>not H. sapiens sapiensImagine not being a completely modern human haha
thinking about getting a vertical mouse
>>215625383u vertically retarded
>>215625288The entirety of China is filled with their equivalent of UberEats scooters driving around with food deliveries thoughbeit
I want to see Marty Supreme
I’m 1/25th H. sapiens neanderthalensis :)
>>215625398you are horizontally gay
>>215625438Was Tyler The Creator good?
>>215625479No
feel like im about to fight a boss in dead space so i quit because its scaring me
>>215625502damn
>>215625462Blahpipo got an unknown monkeyman lineage instead of Neanderthals or Denisovans
>>215620955do you live in nebraska?
>>215625644i live in yorkshire
I only get hard to big tits
>>215625644No what does nebraska have to do with anything?
studied two hours today award
>>215625760what did you study?
>>215625760goat of study sessions
>>215625701Yorkshire is lovely>>215625702based actually
about to poo
about to eat poo
I let my nuts hang down to the floor man
We’re so back
>>215625773criminal law
i took a banana because i was planning to stick it up my ass but the dry black part at the end grossed me out so i threw it away
>>215624620I've never seen a tranny that didn't look disgusting desu
>>215625881What the hell I was going to say law
>>215625881tell us something you learned
>>215625864i read this in joe bidens voice
just poo'd
>>215625908I've only seen one here and it wasnt bulgarian, looked kind of passing
>>215625701
>>215626020what do bulgarians think of romaniansyou guys are sort of grouped together in my mind
>>215626059what kind of dog is that? i only know yorkshire terrier
>>215625866Definitely need this
drinking tea
>>215626062There's a lot of Balkan infighting but its a lot of banter, they are alright but we hate their gypsies because they are more advanced, I see em in Greece and they are loud and bums
>>215626231Fucked your mom yet
>>215626231with one pinky held out i hope
>>215626240Gypsy hate unites all balkans amirite
>>215626240have you ever been to turkey
>>215626312How is this guy fucking Germanic
Chicken soup and vegetables with cheese or chicken enchiladas?
>>215626287Definitely>>215626294Nope, wouldnt mind going, I like their food a lot
>>215626361mmm that looks DE-LISH *rubs my belly in circles*
>>215626361How about real food like burgers and fries
>>215626361Soup
I hate you cunts
What if the governor of a state decides to invade or annex another state?Like for example the governor of Montana decides he wants to conquer Idaho and make it part of Montana or perhaps a vassal state of Montana.What would happen?
>>215626386Its raining so i cant grill.
>>215626413sex sex sex would happen
>>215626390
>>215626110Airedales are superior
>>215626414McDonald’s exists loko
I knew a Romanian girl that studied here, she was nice to hang out with but she fucked everyone. She used to bring us synthetic orange cocaine her med uni pals were making with the lab equipment
Whenever someone talks about heritage America or how their ancestors have been in America for 100, 200, 300, etc, years, I always wonder:Where are your heirlooms? Where is your family cabin upstate? Where is your family trust? Where is the town you've called home? Nothing.
The last cookie.
>>215626487**cums on your cookie**
>>215626487looks kinda dry and shitty
>>215626456Carls Jr is better.Hell the random place with health violations near me is better, pic related is like $4.
>>215626487Lowkey not vibing with this one champ
>>215626554>with health violationshow so?
>>215626554mexicans can't make borge- *eyes pop out of my skull* *jaw falls to the floor and my tongue flops out like a red carpet* *steam comes out of my ears*
>>215626575QRD some food is too greasy and they sell homemade drinks in plastic bottles without labels and my city doesnt like that.
>>215626575It’s clean they’re just not paying the bribesMexicans are loko
Talk about rape
>>215626602Would love to visit Mexico but i'm scared of getting shot or kidnapped
>>215626632NEVER justified
>>215626505>>215626530>>215626555Jealous.
>>215626685This one is iconic asf
ai generated fake jason
Why did Nintendo release a short film about a baby?
>>215626602>This is what counts as health violations in Mexico nowIt's over, you've become soft, weak, and sissified developed country.
i've been on that fart shit
>>215626685jason looks like an unc now its over
>>215626685Imagine the putrid smellImagine how greasy your hands would get from simply touching Jason’s hair
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
>>215626485I think it's a stupid term, but tbf people migrated within the U.S. So even if you have ancestry going far back if your later ancestors in the 19th century migrated westward and intermarried with other euro ethnicities then you may not have those things
>>215626744I don't fart or cum
Jason looks exactly like you'd imagine a basement dweller
>>215626729Some sort of anti semitic dog whistle
the last thing a trannies cock sees before being devoured
>>215626485All in New Hampshire
>>215626782I shower every day or every other day. I just haven't showered today.
>>215626733Shit has been weird in my city after the mayor looked bad in TV because we had lots of people that got sick from seafood this summer.Turns out it was shitty chinese suppliers selling adultered fish and they tried to blame it on restaurants.It will go away as usual, its not the first time.
>>215626485https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQc5gDXQGIs
mex sex mexsexmex
>>215626852Fr why is the baby blonde and why are there no lgbtbbq characters?
Use this for the new
>>215626929need those soles to catch my semen
>>215626889You and I both know this is untrue your hair is incredibly greasy
jason got that meth head phenotype
>>215626951That's just because I use hot water
Give me a bloody job
>>215626685he's turning into the cryptkeeper
>>215626988Why are you lying?Your hair would not look that greasy
Make the new bitches
Alternatively use this
>>215627117>>215627117
>>215627041jason when he makes it to the group home
>>215627057>Why are you lying?For (you)'s
>>215627057My hair isn't "that" greasy it's straight and has a natural shine because I'm a dirty blonde. Maybe your curly jewfro doesn't shine, not my problem!
