Broccoli edition
well done today for working through your hate of the white man (thereby working through your self-hate as a white)
>>215629201Not mouse nonce, just tired of the engl*sh.>>215629206See what I'm talking about? Fuck off.
>>215629284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAK117AmzSEplease watch (important)
welshmong's about to post a gif
Feel like SHIT
jimmy riddle
>>215629295I already saw these two I was going "need this" to the other post
You will own nothing and you will be happy
>>215629323are you in heat rn
Done a habbo dance straight into my bed (furni reference)
>>215629261I haven't been in the yookay for years, is that zoomer cut still a thing? From what I remember it started around 2015 but it didn't become a meme until a few years after that
welsh accent? probably the single gayest accent in the world.
>>215629324Yes it is. Shut up.
Never really understood why Yanks say other men have "candy-ass". Seems a bit queer.
Laptop has an 8GB non removable sodimm. The laptop can take up to 40gb. Am I better off adding another 8GB for dual channels or will that be outweighed by adding 32gb albeit not as fast I assume?
>>215629339ummmmmmmmmmm
>>215629340*touches (.)(.)*
>>215629346Absolutely everywhere here. Saw a mob of 20 zoomies yesterday and every single one had it
could someone please wank me orf
>>215629347It’s the most beautiful of the British isles accents. A Welsh lass with a valleys accent sounds mellifluous, as I imagine the angels sound in heaven
>>215629390um hi bladeeposter!! xx
>are you in heat cut to man staring inside at the grubhub advert
>>215629356Shut it you dibdab arse
>>215629375wow odd that it's over there, what state are you in?>>215629388well since you asked so nicely, clearly your parents raised you well
>A Welsh lass with a valleys accent sounds mellifluous, as I imagine the angels sound in heaven
>>215629390why are people calling you bladeeposter lel
>>215629389welsh men sound really gay though
>>215629399>bladeeposterno u (hiiii)
>>215629347scottish accent does it for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUy3J8eNvyMI'm impressed these creatures are sentient
>>215629426because he also posts bladee songs sometimes>>215629430hiii :3 x
oh you're going to bed? all tucked up and snug are you? Funny that because im sure you left your car unlocked
>>215629428Would you call Antony Hopkins gay?
>>215629233read at least one thread and you'll see that some posts are replying to a specific post, while others are attempts to start a conversation with whoever is interested, or address the whole thread, or dishonestly bait multiple people into giving a replya post with no reply link might also be intended as a reply to the "OP""OP" stands for "original poster" and just means the person who posted the threadso not all posts have a link showing who that post is replying to, as they fall into one of the latter categoriesno need to thank me for helping you understand how this kind of forum workspay it forward by resisting the urge to post until you know what's going onokay? :)
>>215629458quit yapping nigga
>>215629455I would, yes
>>215629451dickhead
>>215629470or what
>>215629357if you add 32 gb of the same spec you should get dual channel for the first 8 gb
>>215629458you win the autistic retard awardnone of that relates to not knowing who the original poster was talking to
>>215629441>you really fuckin' agited meDo they really?
just felt my balls and lopped them to one side but they feel really light but it doesnt make sense because I need to piss
>>215629511let me feel
>>215629472idiotic thing to say
>>215629524open your mouth
Tuesday's Yu-Gi-Oh monster of the day is...Winged Kuriboh!!Well done Winged Kuriboh!! You are so cute
>>215629472Fair enough. I thought you might have made an exception for him, but then he is an actor and Tom Hardy did say that all actors have engaged in gay sex at some point just to try it
stop agitating mousey
>>215629535fuck off
>>215629548bit rudenot a fan of jobless ladette but xhe's redeemed xherself recently with the you gayo gimmick
mong hours really does describe this place very well past 11all the neets and dregs of society just arguing with each other til they pass out at the incel command centre
>>215629497Thanks. That makes sense. So I should have very high speed up to 16gb of use and then lower speeds if I use the next 24gb albeit it’s still useful to have the extra
ummmmmm
>>215629499>attempt to start a conversation with whoever is interested>address the whole thread>dishonestly bait multiple people into giving a replycould the original post possibly fall into one of these catetgories?it could, and it did, and i know because i posted it, and it was very obviously in the first categoryyou're autistic for not realising that, and just because everyone calls you autistic doesn't mean it's just a generic insultpeople who call you autistic actually know what it means and they're serious
joyous non-tongue one x thai language
Sir Kenneth Horatio Mouseworth, 2nd Earl of Mousingdale
might do rice bucket workouts to get manly hands
Hello you cunt
need a poo tomorro
>IN THIS GENERAL, POKEMON OF THE DAY IS ALL WE CARE ABOUT. END OF STORY
>>215629621>Richard Rich, 1st Baron Rich
>>215629582the speed difference is not that great but yeahalso i say "same spec" but it will work regardless, it's just it will be capped at the memory frequency of the lower spec (so it would be a waste of money to get faster memory unless you could reuse it in the future)
>>215629657could be worse, could've been digimon
Dont know anything about computer hardware or really how a computer works despite working in tech the last few years and having a CS degree
>>215629705ktim
so it says on this can: "the fsa recommends an acceptable daily intake of no more than 10mg of cbd per day"it also says on the can it has 30mg of cbdhow does that work?
>>215629732see what you can do is not have the full can
Tags:PokemonGardevoirFuta with femaleLoliPokephiliaAnimal genitaliaFutanariHorse penisHuge penisUrethral insertion
umm why does thsi guys absol have shades on
my tummy still hurts
>>215629756
any phimosis man in?
>>215629764ktim
>>215629778my gf has that
>>215629778yea me
>>215629748i'll drink a third of a 250ml can per day, will i?it's a fizzy drinkthat last 83ml on day 3 will be flat
>>215629778...yh
>>215629770don't like juno
me? i know the secret to falling asleep instantly but i'll never tell
>>215629778not into foreign food
>>215629805tell
>>215629778dunno how you can still have that if you don't wank loads like literally every terminally online incel here does
>>215629805I just put on rain sounds
>>215629793>>215629797just wanted to let you know that i have been cured and am now a normal man, and as such i can no longer associate with the likes of you
>>215629824never
>>215629837joke's on you, never had phimo
>>215629778ktim
>>215629837did you get it snipped
>>215629608張り切っていこう>>215629732that is absurdly low
>>215629849picrel is how you and me be looking at the rest of /brit/>>215629869steroid cream worked a treatshould have done it years ago
ty for the good vibes ITT for the last part of this night ^.^ good for everything, for all of us
>>215629783did you have chicken shop chicken on Sunday and today? I think i need to seriously reevaluate my diet
>>215629902do you like raisins
>>215629849aw for fucks sake man I fucking googled that i didn't know what it was and for some reason wikipedia has a knob picutre of it
>>215629908no but what is that like Peris >>215629914no... I HATE raisins on Uwoslab he put raisins in a "bread"
>>215629805do it involve a certain dance?
>>215629920>googling willy picturesyou are now gay
Misty was CENSORED in Pokémon’s Englis... phoar I wonder what they censored
>>215629805is it by using blue light-filtering glasses 2 hours before bed, then taking 440mg of l-tryptophan, 3x tesco herbal sleep aid tablets, 300mg pregabalin, 50mg promethazine, 600mg ibuprofen, washing it down with a mug of chamomile tea, then going to bed in just undies and t-shirt to lower your body temperature, then laying in bed and using a special breathing technique to slow your heart rate, and a special yoga technique to relax every muscle in your body, and a special hypnosis technique to relax your mind?because that's what i do and i can get to sleep in about 5-10 minutes
I'm deeply concerned about the lack of yank flags in this general as of late.
otters are very ..Playful & Silly creatures I think Gary and Danny Eats should includeOtters
>In the sketch, which also features a caricature of the Duke of Sussex as podcast co-host, Paddington introduces himself by saying: “I am from Peru, motherfuckersss. I am Paddington Bear from Perrrrrrrrrru.”>When asked what is the secret to his “personal glow”, the bear says his healthcare routine involves “100 per cent Peruvian, biodynamic, organic, catastrophic cocaine”.I been laughing at this shit all day
he is now... gay
you guys going to sleep in full pajamas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Force_Design_2030kek this is interestingseems the US military plans to scatter their marines across Pacific islands like Japan in WW2
>In each of the past three years for which records are available, more people migrated to Britain than to America – a country that is 40 times larger by area than the UK, and has almost five times the population>About 1.3 million new arrivals flocked to Britain in 2023, compared with 1.2 million alighting in the storied American “nation of immigrants”. UK arrivals also topped the US in 2021 and 2022, and last year it probably happened again
>>215629346Yes, it's basically the final form of the cultural sludge caused by the internet resulting in chavs with perms.
>An average of 24 pubs closing per month>209 pubs were either demolished or repurposed in the first half of 2025>Since 1980, the UK has lost about 21,000 pubs with half of those closures occurring since 2006How long does the pub industry have left? What happens when there are no more pubs?
downloading windows XP iso from itnernetarchive
Uncivilised Apes.
>>215629996>>215630009
>>215629885Lovely, glad to hear you're fixed nowNever had it myself
>>215629346Yeah every zoomer looks like that and wears 10x baggy clothes like its the 2000s againEither that or in all black nike tech looking for an iphone to steal
>>215630009>How long does the pub industry have left?literally until there's no more white people here so whatever your guess is.
>>215630033me as the carrot
>>215630009the 5g tower in the background is just the cherry on top
>>215630009>cater solely to your weird boomer clientel>clientel are insular old men who hate outsiders, making it hostile to new customers>boomers die>pub dies with themReally that simple.
>>215630025itnernetarchive?
>>215630044
cant wait until tomorrow if I dont die to go watch surgery videos definitely will try do it for 6 hours. hope the material doesnt run out for me doing that
just had an exhausting wank
the homealone peterposter arc is the only thing in /brit/story that comes close to spaino at his peak
>>215630072most people hate those towers, don't they?sort out your obsession with some annoying bloke who posts on here, because it's making you annoying as well
>>215630009Britain has changed and you have no choice but deal with it. Also, drinking at pubs is for the low IQ low class.
>>215630106die yawnfag
>>215630112uh no they don't you schizo freak
I hate the 5G towers too
Soogs live on tiktok lads
>>215630105i got an oculus quest 2 last week and just found out today you can get porn on itone 5 hour wank later and my knees are killing me
Soogs dead on tiktok lads
the schizo nonce has started spamming our general again
>>215630120it's just me and this homealone character is it?oh sorry, i must actually BE him, because only one person could dislike 5g towersthat's what you were sayingand i'm the freak
>>215630167genuinely hope he gets permabanned from this board. hes nothing but bad for it
>>215630167hold the jaw
>>215630181no?
>>215630182He has literally been doing this for years
>>215630199I hate 5G towers as well Canada
>>215630116he's american, he doesn't have to deal with iti'm british, and i don't have to deal with it either, i can (and plan to) leave the country fucking asapthanks for destroying it btw tarquin, history will remember you
Compared to other schizos, mousey is pretty tame. Let the lad be.
The day my hard as nails, meanest mother fucker you'll ever meet, more racist than hitler, rorke uncle started respecting me across the table as a man to man equal was the day I knew I had the world by the balls.And thats the russian side. The spooky side. Which is, ironically, maternal.
>>215630215Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
>>215630214it's an endearing trait :x
the new janny won't even remove his regular spam anymore, whenever he posted a picture of the people he likes to spam the janny would remove it if you reported it. reporting the exact same pictures won't get them removed anymore
slavs are so edgy
>>215629943FUARRKKKKKK how am I supposed to tell the parents that they can't expect grandchildren now?
>>215630251you're preaching to the choir hun
i don't want to do my homework for therapy tomorrow. i always leave to the last minute because i'm a retard
>>215630167reported him
>>215630266announcing reports are we now?
>>215630167describe him I may have run into him earlier
gn thread :3
>>215630009The British government has been actively working to destroy the pub industry and wider british brewing industry for years now with exorbitant taxes and draconian anti-fun laws.
>>215630271and I have reported your post too (user is impersonating 4channel staff)
>>215630167have to be more specific lad
>>215630249enjoy your multicultural utopia
>>215630279xoxo
>>215629284bumping this for the person who needs to read it (if they didnt go to bed)
'aving a cry
>>215630332
>>215630301I'm not reading all that shit. Just go to bed rorke.
>>215630332what's got you down big guy?
Emergency question: does Baileys go off?
>>215630277>>215630298No I don't have to be, just open the general
>>215630353Not if its sealed
>>215630345i doubt you could if you wanted to
>>215630351https://youtu.be/EqFnDWdUBi8?t=229
>>215630357is it the turk?
>>215630366What if it was opened last christmas and sat in a fridge ever since?
if you read pol-news you are a goy
>>215630397No problem get it drunk lad
Played a bit of video games now time for a bit of anime de lads
>>215630397no chance mate sorryit's got cream in it hasn't it?
>>215630412what you watchin sweetie?
>>215630377The janny cleaned it up
>>215630437Digimon Beatbreak episode 1 ATM>>215630452I'm 28 mate
>>215630397smell it, if it's off you should be able to tell
>>215630465>I'm 28 mateyou misspelled "male"
>>215630416non-whites exploiting white people for better living standards can only be a temporary arrangementeventually white people will either expel the non-whites dragging them down, or they will be replacedeither way, non-whites will inevitably return to living in the only conditions they are able to create for themselves (see: africa, india, etc)only white people can enjoy white people living standards forever
>>215630470It doesn't smell but I swallowed a lump. There was another drink in before so maybe it curdled. Going to ring 999 and forewarn them just in case.
>>215630501
those of you whose managed to quit here for good, tell me how you did it?
>>215630544can't remember, it was years ago
>>215630544suicide
>>215630523idk i think it smells, looks, and tastes ok it should be ok, maybe the lump was just a bit of congealing or somethingofc don't drink if you have doubts
The Jewish vibe shift op is going to blow up in their face:Israel is so unpopular that the only way they can get people to support it is to sell you White Nationalism on the condition you accept the Zionism. Jews intend to use Trump to do Zionism and then not give you White Nationalism. I’m sure jews had conversations: “it’s ok we’ll make them race blind conservatives once this is over” The problem with this is that the internet and social media means Jews no longer have complete information control. Jews were able to erode the social proof of White Nationalism with total control of the media that they used to manufacture consent for anti-White civil rights liberalism. If the vibe shift normalizes White Nationalism enough that it has social proof then they lack the informational control to socially engineer it away. People have evolved to be conformist because caring more about being right than being liked got your head chopped off. Thus, humans have a switch in their subconscious to make ourselves believe falsehoods when disagreeing with such falsehoods are deemed taboo by those around them. When a certain threshold of people around you or even in your internet interactions hold a belief the taboo is broken because it’s normalized. When a belief that is true and in line with our instincts is suppressed it has to hit a critical mass where enough people support is that everyone sees enough of it around them and feels it’s normalized. At this point a belief that is logically and instinctually true is unstoppable. White people’s instincts tend towards White nationalism and social conservatism. White people also view murdering babies as wrong. Long term jews are not going to be able to manufacture consent for Israel and they won’t be able to stop White nationalism.
This is why you shouldn't bully yanks, they are the ones who keep the thread going when british normies are asleep.
I'm not asleep, just don't feel like posting
sc
>>215630678doubt that our military looks much better desu
>>215630678>scsouth carolina?
>>215630639same
>>215630678true mcpatriots
Laughing at the sudden anti-islam posts on outer /int/
>>215630678Maduro, putin, xi, and ayatollah khameni quaking in fear at the sight of this
>>215630820Mossadbots going mental today
>>215629608CORRRRRRRR
>>215630678need these tubs occupying greenland, a fish a day keeps the rolls away
nth for the holodem
>>215630840I can't really defend this one
>>215630678they need to be fat to fit all the freedom inside them
I tried, god knows I tried, but this game is too fucking boring I can't stand it
Wish i could hibernate for the winter
Two years ago today.F
Wish i could hibernate for the rest of me life
>>215630939did they really have an orgy or is it just a joke?
>>215630678you can laugh if you like but nothing stops bullets from reaching vital organs like half a foot of fat
>>215630998That's called dying, lad.
>>215630989Malaponte is typing...
>>215630483piffffff
>>215631060They look like the same race as malaponte
>>215630998that would do too
and they say:"she's so lucky, she's a star"but she cries, cries, cries, from her broken heart
>>215631086Mutt?
want beer and cigs and crisps like you wouldn't believe
Mad how we're utterly fucked no matter whatTotal extinction or eternal neoliberal technocracy Genuinely don't know what's worsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_onqn68GHY
>>215631134grow up
>>215631018he was dicking them both down all night
>>215631134tsib;bbtps
>>215629798
>>215631134no one ever took over the world by means of rapid extensive google searches which is all AI is. Information retrieval.
brits be like>I’ll have shckhchicken and a shkchsoke
>>215631153no beating around the bush anymore, just full mask off
alberta separatist taiki shuttle
the gf
>>215631181She irritates me
Rorke losing it because a nice Nigerian family is moving in next door
>>215631153big fan of /brit/ posting a preview of the day's news front pagesdidn't paxman used to look through tomorrow's newspapers front pages at the end of newsnight or something?
>>215631219american blacks don't suffer
>>215631219That's not your gf
>>215631216real
Immigration is a meme issueOh no tasty food and yummy exotic womenGet a grip
>>215631219was disappointed when i saw her face and she turned out to be an adult
>>215631248the fish in the pond are sleeping now, it's 01:37 in bongistan, cast your bait tomorrow but earlier
>>215631273I’m deadass manolo the fuck out of here
This will officially make it scrandemonium at my house
>>215631219
>>215631304For that same price you could’ve got a loaf of bread and some roast beef which you would’ve enjoyed much more
>>21563130439 mins is a tragedy
>>215631304grow up
>ordering slop at 2AMholy fatso
>>215631304Hope you've got a girlfriend to share that with? Also you lied, you said you don't use it when I brought up your justeat notifications in the notification tray.ALSO>grey door closest to road, please don't knock or ring bell. Can leave it thereYou are a disgusting obese fatty.
Where's Ziedbelg?
Why isn't Britain considered to be part of Scandinavia
>>215631383because of woke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSLU3ST5Ork
>>215631379We keep telling you. Normal guy stuff.
>>215631372if you look at the price you'll see that i've gotten a massive discount via email, probably because of some cookie telling them what i say on here
>>215631420Where's that?
>>215631423Told you to sort it tf out.
>>215631372also the door thing is so i don't have to talk to the pakis idk why everyone's first instinct in here is disabled whale
>>215631304not sleeping tonight?
>>215631435Well that's because it's antisocial and fatties tend to be antisocial due to shame about their obesity
>>215631445dtfic gone mental
Uh oh heatherpaedo turbo melty Bye!!
Girl I went out on a few dates with hasn't responded to my last text, is there something wrong?
ffs thought l was gonna wank to a peng femboy but turns out its a gross ftm
>>215631438surprisingly the 4chan user ordering maccas is nocturnal
>>215631456despy before you gowe need your opinion on alberta separatism
Greta
>>215631458Text her once a minute every minute. Its the only way to find out
High and drunk and got cook some eggs and watever l find in the freezer
>>215631468COR
>>215631468At 18 she was completely flatchested. Did she suddenly hit puberty at 20 years old?
might order a mighty meal from mega munch
>>215631468She is quite pretty desuI don't see why people dislike her
could get a cup of cocoa from the cocoa cabana
>>215631535>I don't see why people dislike herannoying puppet activist?
>>215631551Whine on
>>215631514She gained some weight at some point and then lost it, so maybe she kept some in her boobs
or possibly a panini from pret
BUGS IN ME BURGIE!
>>215631535>peopleZionists, shills and an extremely small number of braindead rightoids. Nobody else hates her
I love NEETposting on birt with my fellow birt NEETposters
>>215631556nonce on
might cook one chicken nugget in the oven for 28 minutes, turning once midway, then eat it with a tiny squirt of mayonnaise
>>215631481Just make sure youve turned off the gas when youve finished.
Can't get He-Man out of my head when seeing those Greta pics
>>215631596or 10 minutes in the air fryerget on with times unc
burgergoth
>>215631608Still thinking about men?
https://youtu.be/DZE6CMm_I8Y?si=7XbWV7t6uxqOBA73&t=10
>>215631551>puppetof whom?
>>215631646leftist nonces
How brown do you have to be to support pALEstInE
>>215631660pleonasm
>>215631468would demolish her with my vegan penisive never had sex tho as im a gay lefty veganite so id just stab at her with my erect willy and hope for the bestbet she's no lubricant either being a smelly hippy bitch
>he woke up at 2am to cuckspam
>>215631703
Dangerous night to be a tired snufflebug
might have a wank
new >>215631739
>>215631589xx
