Pasties edish
right then thats me been done preemtively
mind once i had a cyst on my willy
on my lunch breakvery pleasant afternoon cannot wait to spend the rest of it in the office
Once I had my balls outside my ballsack. Imagine that.
>>215642797kek me toogot to explode it after it had been growing for about a year. what a cathartic experience
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1759925722680702.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1759925753651588.mp4Fascinating culture.
*smashes flush coolant button*https://files.catbox.moe/l1whtq.mp4
lovely suicidal short days long nights
remember the egypt spam bot what were all that about
>>215642850it not right
>>2156428502hr 10 gang
>>215642850me in the blue
>>215642860forgot about him he was added to the filter list very quickly
>breakfast >breaking fastwow, i never realised
>>215642850Mad how blackies literally risk their lives to come to this grim shithole
>>215642850screaming they put a dot for norwich but couldnt be bothered to write it out howling roaring screeching
>>215642883''''''''''
>>215642860>>215642881mossad bot calibration test, they had to make sure it worked before deploying
>>215642883she looks a bit young
>>215642883ironically it can be quite slow especially on weekends
always knew the "swedish" sudani was a nonce
>>215642855Testicular torsion. They had to open them and reattach them to the sack with fishing wire.
any sovlful norwooders in
Me? Not attracted to women until they get their bus pass.
is vr gooning the future? gary stevenson answers your questions
>>215642937tempted to call bull but this sounds real
Plotting a gigawank
got my bum out
>>215642953Yeah, it sucked big time.>>215642966100% real, look it up.
>>215642960we had bus passes at my school starting from age 11
Remember Obama
>>215642991you know i can'thope your balls are fine
Yeah?
>>215642937friend had to do this too couldn't wank for a month
>>215643020No who's that
>>215643073Tall black fella, think he played basketball or something
>>215642896paradise compared to african countries
>>215643011
AWS Learning done lads. 9/10 on the practice quiz at the end x
>>215642904lol they'll be angry fucking their sisters tonight over that
The people who wanted you locked in the house indefinitely are worried about authoritarianism
>>215643020mad how he became the president of america without anyone finding out his last name
doing a poo
>>2156428502hr10 gang would batter every other group and its not even close
>>215643115well, she's not biological...
the bibi netscranyahu
>>215643154>indian reincarnates as a bird
>>215643154mad how even if it didn't drown in poo it probably caught something and died anyway
ummhttps://www.tiktok.com/@kimrampersadd/video/7545178885277666581?lang=en-GB
showing chinese lathe accident footage to the gorillas at the zoo
going for a celebratory poo
My idea for gay couples who are bi enough to deal with women is that they simultaneously shag a woman who is offering surrogacy or at the very least go one after the other. That way, you don't know which one is the actual dad so you can just say that you both are. Surely that's easier than the sperm jubling therapy or whatever it is they do to ensure a child gets the genes of both guys.
>>215643209ok
digesting some solids right now
it dropped
redpilling my 99 year old nan
Elite-level clapper
Racists hate this vibrancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aNPYp3qPOQ
Completely nicotine free aren't I
Mediastein's cunning plan to stop Rorke voting Reform by calling the Tories racist
>Good news for Liz Truss. The latest French government lasted only 0.6 trusses.
>>215643234>community leaderwhere are the white community leaders?
>>215643274little oriental lotus sex minx
>>215643268Why do zoomers talk like idiots
>>215643274there's a reason she wears the mask sadly
>>215643268prime is the only non-unc thing I know
>>215643283Mental how smelly brown logs squeeze out of those lovely round cheeks every day.
>>215643303FagsYou know you love them
>"stamp duty">"primary homes">"bad tax"no normal person understands any of this only tarquin does
>>215643328yeah your generation didn't have slang
>>215643378UMMY X
>>215643316Insane how a prime minister dared to go against the Blairite consensus and was immediately ousted, and they laugh about it and still continue this humiliation ritual.
>>215643357actually tarqs are the only people who care about non-primary homes
>>215643344it would be extremely painful
Centrists be like:>Well I don't mind becoming a minority in my own country but the changes to Stamp Duty are FUCKING INSANE
>>215643345how can I as a 33 years young man prevent myself from being called an unc
>>215643355Nah vapeberg was my poison. Love a fag with a pint thougheverebeit
stamp duty is paid on gnomes
>>215643371Name some examples
can buy some stamps from the duty free post office for 50p a pop
>Insane how a prime minister dared to go against the Blairite consensus and was immediately ousted, and they laugh about it and still continue this humiliation ritual.
>>215643391Same for Jezza innit
>>215643057Couldn't nut for a month either, balls swelled up in size 2x. Worst part is it happened during the end of year exams at uni so I had to sit there in pain, high on pain meds with my pants full of bloody rags trying to pass my exams.The first nut post operation was incredible however.
>>215643406You can't, you're unc. I'm unc too. Over 25 is unc.
>>215643408Nowt wrong with the vape really is there
>>215643406im 26 myself and I have no idea
24 year-olds be like:>Yeah I'll be 30 eventually but that's literally 100 years away
>>215643234>No whites isnt wrongDoing a think
leftypol quick to talk about israel but hasnt got a clue about the congo disingenuous cunt
>>215643465There isI was having so much nicotine I couldn't sleep at night and struggled with 'xiety
>>215643406I wear it as a badge of honour
>>215643461she's the best pm weve had since thatcher
yogscast sips-big girl blasting on the hifi
>>215643268Ive only thing ive had from this is cheetos (once) pepsi and Starbucks
>>215643493Faking mental health for attention
>truss tries to push back against neoliberalism.>the english central bank pushes back and delibartely sabotages the economyand you still have led by donkeys seething about her three years later
Very funny that when you type "liz truss" into Google, the very first recommendation is "liz truss lettuce"
>>215643316Trussisters we won
I was bang out of order earlier and I apologise
>>215643433Was she treated unfairly? Seemed that she got demolished before she could really do anything.
>>215643507certified banger
>>215643534The lettuce was never funny. Only middle class jontys find that funny.
>>215643357Abolish Inheritance tax and id genuinely vote Conservative (probably)
i don't really know anything that happened between 2020 and 2024 because all i did was watch vtubers
doing a poo (smelly)
rorke dotting his o's and crossing his x's
>>215643481Nah I've felt I was on the cusp of 30 since I turned 23. After 21 is when years started feeling like months. Now I'm 27 and I just mentally think of myself as being in my 30s already.
>>215643580Nothing happened Rorke don't look into it
>>215643357>abolishing stamp taxhow many non-boomers does this even benefit? who buys stamps these days?
>>215643562Lighten up lad
>>215643526Funny how people still believe Nigel will get anything done when they'll just pull the same stunt and crash the economy if he wins.
>>215643357How will she do that as the fourth largest party in Parliament? Latest (September 27) seat projections by Electoral Calculus:Reform: 301Labour: 153LibDem: 71Conservative: 51
>>215643562middle class big fans of the daily star are they
slampig direkt
>>215643597alright then
>>215643540Hm what if i cut taxes for rich people and big companies while increasing taxes for everyone else. That will go down well
Democracy is when civil servants get what they want
>>215643540Tory establishment wanted Sunak to win and did a lot of fuckery in the first leadership election. Then once Truss won they undermined her from the beginning. Once she was out they then changed the rules so candidates could only have 100 nominations to stand for leader (instead of 20), deliberately rigging it so only Sunak could get in.Now the Tory Party is a dying husk thanks to them.
>>215643523Not reallyFelt so bad I made the effort to quit after all. Haven't vaped in 6 months
>>215643392Every time you purchase a new home you just claim it's going to be your new primary home
>>215643616Most people who heard of the lettuce don't actually read the Daily Star.
dont even know what a hemmeroid is
>>215643613>implying we wouldn't get a "big tent" Labour-Tory-LibDem-SNP coalition government
>female spaces>open misandry and hatred of men usually made up stories to make past relationships seem evil>male spaces >even the most incel spaces men will call each other out for being retarded and misogynistic
>>215643706This would happen. They (pretend to) see reform as nazis
>>215643621i would swipe left
>>215643621PHWOARPENG
>>215643702is reform actually any good or is this just another 2024 yank election scenario where the other parties are all complete dogshit
>>215643721What are you blathering about?
saw rorkes da on the dual carriageway
>>215643721bro thinks he's Charlie Kirk
dividends yielded
>>215643778this nigga using lloyds
>>215643757They're the Nigel Farage party for all intents and purposes. Entirely depends on your view of him
Three Prime Ministers and one monarch since I last had the sex
in my 31 years on earth i've never experienced testicular torsion
>>215643768Its good to have a hobby
>>215643757Reform were good until immediately after the last election when a man called Zia Yusuf came along and donated £100k to the party and Farage handed him the chairman job on a plate, and now Yusuf has effectively purged every right-wing person who talks too much about immigration from the party. Reform is now just a socially liberal party with Thatcherite economics.
gay porn dancing
>>215643820at least it's not 2 world wars and 1 world cup
>>215643768always a good idea to cover the back window of your car. Not like you ever need to look out of it anyways
thoughts on trying to become a Reform MP?
>>215643842As a party gets into the mainstream it becomes more moderate by design. If we get a Reform government, they will just be nu-Tories. This is the weakness of democracy, nothing ever changes, they just hope to placate the people enough so that we don't revolt.
>>215643757They had some ok policies before. But mostly theyre thatcherites that want to privatise everything. They got rid of Rupert lowe who is based.I feel like they dont want to stop immigration at all but they may lower it
Not sure leftypol really wants to start the "omds look at all your weird iconography" discourse
Isaac Newton.
>>215639502Because British capitalists are incompetent grifters who take after jews in preferring speculation to steady growth.
>>215643909died a virgin. poor lad
>>215643842>£100kThats all it costs?
>>215643909>yeah if something doesn't move it's not movingwhoa
>>215643621proper heffer
>>215643927twinsieeeees
>>215643882Kek
>>215643909That the lad who invented gravity cause some asshole hit him with an apple?
>>215643934a lot like you then
>>215643778are you the bae rheinmetall saab rolls royce anon?
isaac newton getting sentenced to hanging and turning off his invention as they pull the lever
>>215643778Treat yourself to an escort lad x
>>215643778>chequeshow's the hip grandad
>>215643994yeah Newton's laws of motion do apply to me. Thanks for pointing that out to the class
>>215643829Sad!
>>215643882aha classic Biffa
>>215644025I'm not writing them I'm receiving them you mong
would desu.
>>215644026>motion doubt it
>>215644012His channel is pretty good. I don't usually like youtube doctors but he's not so up his own arse.
Labour isn't working
>>215644047didn't know they still handed out physical cheques for dividends 2bh
Might go an visit some local churches
I'm basically preparing to hide in my attic over Digital ID and conscription.Stocking up food, supplies, clothes, money, disguises etc
i'm jealous of the IT man at work. he comes in whenever he feels like it which is about once a week and the rest of the time sits at home doing fuck all i imagine
Leftypol discovering a sudden interest in religion
>>215644012>black hair>black eyes C..can i have a second opinion?
>>215644094The dosser probably posts here
>>215644084It's just that I haven't selected to receive them by bill payment so they default to cheque. It's a novelty receiving cheques anyway
>>215644047>asking for cheques you make sure there's enough prune juice in your fridge? can be easy to forget things at that age
>>215644094ktim went in for an hour yesterday and chose to sit on a floor away from my team so they wouldn't know i was there
>>215643621might get one to see me through the cold months
>>215644088Leftypol ratting you out to the Starmtroopers
Feeling a little blue
looking quite handsome after my haircut and shave if i do say so myself
Insanity
>>215644049
>>215644158And the charges, PC Moai?
>>215642909>>215642913>>215642920>>215642906>>215642927I don't understand
>>215644088conscription? what do you mean by that?
>>215644158the allies won WW2. UK was a phyrric victory
>>215644158yeah it does still mean that I reckon
Just seen a guy walking around outsideLike a normal person but darker coloured
mate got promoted to assistant manager at a top 4 accounting firmmeanwhile ive been unemployed for 9 months
>>215643621what site is this?
>>215644200The Judeo-Capitalist ZOG System wants to kill off all White Britons in wars against China/Russia/Iran.
/brit/ spell I-C-U-P
>>215644198ToT
>>215644228i see you poo
>>215644201The jews won WW2. Britain lost its empire to stop National Socialist Germany reviving Europe and establishing Total Aryan Victory.
Can't be arsed to do my literal easy mode office job there's no fucking way you're getting me to a muddy trench in Ukraine to fight for neoliberalism mate
>>215644228This joke doesn't work for kids now because schools teach them phonically so they all spell out things sounding like drooling retards."Ih-Kuh-Uh-Puh"
>>215644226If they gave anglo zoomers military training that and said they'd ship them out to china or russia man that'd increase the likelihood of a coup so much, even without people thinking that they'd be shipped to war abroad giving the population military training like that is a danger to the government, there's no way they'd be pro-conscription
>>215644288huhwhy would they do that
accounting niggas be like>1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9
>>215644292Perhaps Idk man things are fucking grim, I think WW3 by 2030 is about 70% certain
>Born in Mobile, AL to Welsh parents>Moved to Honolulu, HI when I was 3>Moved to New Haven, CT when I was 11>Went to University in Oxford>Moved to London after graduationAm I the most international /brit/ poster?
You did get your vaccine right lads?
>>215644304I don't know when they changed it. My mum was a teacher going on a decade ago and apparantly they were doing it then too. I haven't been at primary level for twenty years now but I know that's not how they taught us to spell and sound out words. I genuinely think it's just making kids illiterate, kind of like how in America they are making kids shite at maths with common core.
>>215644320Accountants are the biggest retards after HR.
>>215644331i could see asian countries having major wars but not the western world tbqhwe have no vitality left
>>215644334What was America like
>>215644334International man of mystery, as in it's a mystery why you think we'd give a fuck
>>215644334As British as Sir Lenny Henry
>>215644334Do you know Jeffrey irl
>>215644334FOY
Muslims be like:>Get your experimental gene therapy, the 1400 year-old book says so inshallah
>>215644334nh im literally double o 7
>>215644379bashed that freak
Want to be respectful but religious niggas really test my patience
>>215644342Muslims are biomass
if you got an escort pregnant and they dont abort it are you still responsible
Rorkin' all over the world
>>215644439O algo?
>>215644555:)
>>215644539dno but when i shagged an escort i had to sign a form that covered me from things like that
Why do lumps of brown biomass just talk endlessly?Really stirs the Heydrichist inside me, ya know?
>>215644592says the nigga who's talking
>>215644085
>>215644528you have a lot of noncy webms don't you
Adultwork slags meticulously building a DNA database from used johnnies
Just booked off every single Friday for the rest of the year.Toilberg FURIOUS at me for not taking time off earlier in the year.
>>215644651Book every Friday off from the beginning of next year and see how they like that
>>215644651you've done him
>>215644651good little wageslave
ever seen Brad Pitt and Benicio del toro in the same room? No, didn’t think so.
>>215644651Should be a sackable offence
>>215644738should be a shaggable offense from fit office milfs
>>215644735Weird how they have no scenes together in Snatch
>>215644624what do you mean
wanking to a millisecond screengrab of panties from an upskirt of the streamerfu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLcaYPIqzyc
ac origins has nice music but ive only ever heard it while exploring like twice.. they should have increased the frequency
Furiously wanking it to l0l1 hentai porn, I'm a nonce you see.
why do people say toil instead of work on here idgi
Rorke watching Attitude Era rerunsLeftypol watching GCW
how the FUCK was 2018 7 years ago?
>>215644851good job censoring that word. i got a 3 day ban for posting it recently
>>215644910Covid years didn't really exist in any meaningful sense
>>2156449102020 was 15 years ago wtf
>>215644910passage of time
>>215644916whatalso why
Watching an episode of a panel show from 2014 is like going back in time 50 years
>>215644915This is Chairman Starmer's UK right there, can't even wank it to 900yo dragons anymore, it not right
I suddenly feel the need to free Palestine
>>215644924'twas just yesterday...
Why do I have to pick a side in all these gay wars anyway
>>215644937Time is a human construct
>>215644984ruby looks so peng here
>>215644984How did she go from looking like a child to looking 50 in like 3 years
quick reminder to do your part this month and educate yourselves
>>215644984C..chat is this real?
>>215644984>>215645010>>215645027>ai slopneck yourselves
>>215645033>educate yourselvesSounds dangerous
>>215644984do one of ruby
>>215645011I've come back to 4chan after leaving in like 2019 and also I seldom used this board anyway, why do people in here say leftypol when ate chan was kill? Do you just mean spiritually leftypol?
want to pay a lass to sit on my face but im scared of catching something
>>215645103i'll do it for free
>>215645033Ok*reads crime statistics*
>>215645033Im a big fan of how before 1960 they really have to comb through English history to find like "oh one trumpeter in 1540 was black" "oh Mary seacole was half caste and ran a hotel"
All the things I like are good and all the things I hate are bad
>>215645212>>215645212>>215645212New
Henry VIII was Black, Rorke. Just accept it.
>>215645199based
>>215645189A quick google says none of these are right
Last for Walt Disney
