Penny Lane edition
you just can't beat the 1.19 bottles of ale from aldi
just wanted to apologize for any offensive comments ive made in the past. this will be my last comment in your thread. it was a laugh
need a tranny go explore anatomy on and experiment on
celebrity traitors later
deliveroo is not accepting my orders so might be banned againoff i go to tesco for a box of wineberg
amazon delivery man just slipped over on my driveway loool
any trannies in? sex sex
>>215654997cos i wanted ice cream so i looked through all my uber accounts until i landed on the one with the best grocery promo then searched "ben and jerrys" and "haagen dazs" and picked whichever shop had one of them discounted from the jewish ubereats listed price down to the in store price so i could then order a load of them and apply my 60% off promo to get them insanely cheap
curiously-allied jews and lefties having a collective melty when you mention that greta-pushing ClientEarth was funded by THIS man:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zac_Goldsmith
>>215655071get off /brit/ mum
>>215655009>changing the topic>my first post, about 10 posts ago, was about the Qatari and saudisWutHave you looked it up yet?>>215654916I told him....I told him he has low media/online literacy. He really can't comprehend the difference between a Jewish guy sponsoring a think take, versus...the Muslim royal family literally owning more of England than Charles III lol.he's going to be screaming about Jews all the way until he's working for the Saudis
someone post the webmyou know the one im on about
any lad that has ever massaged two fingers from their penis base at the side of their leg/lower abdomen sex lad in (the bulbourethral glands are two fingers up)
Second night with Elton The Elton Mess I like to call it
Any countersemites in?
>>215655157
schizororke planning an attack on the royal institute christmas lectures in his tin foil hat
any up for not gay stuff but still legal age playing around lad in for me to see how you work lad in
>>215655120>greta-pushing ClientEarth None of those things matter in the real world. Your online /pol/ world, probably. But in the real world, not really.Your country is literally, figuratively, and metaphorically being raped by Muslims and their royal families. In all aspects.Cmon man.
hideous ogre like freakazoid
Rolling Stone has officially ranked "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen as the 42nd Best Song of the 21st Century.
Fair play Sir Keir Starmer haha
>>215655220it is good to be fair
>>215655223black history month 9th OCT
forgot to buy any condiments at the weekly shop for fucks sakedry week ahead
>>215655190>Ukrainian Headquarters, Kiev
>>215655190hope hes called sire or king or something like that
>>215655071Though the latest season was a bit shit. There wasn't any tactics or clever reasoning. Just a bunch of deanos guessing
>>215655243surely you can just pop in to lidl after work tomorrow
>>215655149my first post was about greta being funded by MI6 networksyou started having a melty and began screeching something about a premier league team being bought by saudis>I told himyou think the pic i just posted about breadtube was suddenly my entire argument tooyou have the memory of a nigger goldfish, taking each post in itself and deliberately ignoring and misconstruing everything else i have saidslippery and slimy
>>215655230both sides are the same the current govt is just prepping the next (taking away your rights)both are against you and you are against us politics not welcome on int
>>215655220why did she never release another song after that one
>>215655220Hey I just met you
>>215655230This is a Green Party general
>>215655274chance would be a fine thing!
to prepare for peace is to prepare for war
why dont you lads go to your local boozer and play the chase with the old timers
>>215655289She has released many critically acclaimed albums since>>215655297hiya
>>215655271yeah I stopped watching early on were the traitors all women at the start? I remember thinking they were a bit shit and I was cringing a bit more than usual at the voting bits
[ this post is me demanding the (real) Canada comes to me this instant ]
>Oy vey goyim, abandon your gods
oh my GOOOOD prime big deal days ends at MIDNIGHT and i haven't purchased ANY goods i'm going to DIE what should i BUY?!?!?!?!?
>>215655317too autistic
>>215655353wtf is this in reference to
already failed locktober
>>215655357dont know what the implications of this are
>>215655317imagine blowing he head smoove off with a shotgun lol
>>215655357told a black woman today that me starving because of government that it was "gods plan" and she said no... then she was all "im not getting into it and wont argue with you!" felt like diego
what's a real canada
I cannot be summoned like some mongrel pup!
>>215655378Christianity is a jewish virus
>>215655275Okay, let's do some logical thinking here. Let's play a game.Clearly, your fascination with Hitler means you're a white supremacist. So, just answer yes or no: does England/will England have a Muslim problem? Just say yes or no.
hello butifeal black woman u look so sex y and pretty madam may I say that yes/
>>215655317England is healing
>>215655399>>215655400um
Sir Keir 'In power' Starmer
>>215655400hello puppy! *rubs belly*
2020: rorke's gf2025: leftypol's bf
Sir Keir "Assuming Direct Control" Starmer
kemi 'gyat' badenoch
let me rub out your prejac into a petri dish with a central copper pellet and then boil it in alcohol to make alcohol and then drink it
so if you're taking more than 500mg a time, you're wasting your money. you're welcome, /brit/.
>>215655487helo baby yu are so sexy very sexy suit lick likc I want fuck uu
>>215655506don't recall asking
>>215655493huh?
qrd on mousenonce's homosexual infatuation with the Canadian?
>>215655506no mam you just have to be on oxygen therapy during (oygen should be prescribed also)
I could not ask to live in any other moment of history than this! Because never has mankind, never has the human species, been confronted with such possibilities, with such choices, of disaster, or of greater heights and greater glories.My friends, do live in that sense that you are Englishmen, that you are Europeans, that you come from people who have faced tremendous odds, again and again,that much is against you, but you've got within you that will, that spirit and above all, that faith and that belief which will lead the generations to come! To look back at you, in the pages of history, with the proud words:'To England! To Britain! To Europe! They were true!'
Another day, another Insta story featuring her messy bed and bedroom window. I get that it’s what she sits around staring at every day, but it’s reminding me of a former friend who was chronically unemployed (back when there were still jobs to go around) and used to post pictures of her ceiling - sometimes with a slice of sky from the window, sometimes her legs, but always the ceiling, because all she did was lie in bed. Roobee is only marginally less sad.
book then bed goodnight losers
Katy's pale perfek legs opened quick for Farouk
>>215655223leftypol arguing there is absolutely no difference between this and eating a burger
neither one of those posts....*gestures toward the screen*will be readby me
>>215655569you deserve racism
>>215655487They need to start putting her "real name" in every article like they do with Tommy Robinson
>>215655391>>215655418>speaking to black women even acknowledging they existAre you Irish diaspora?
>>215655627dont ever call Scottish people the British in the context of brits x irish they hate this HAHAHA
>>215655592hahaha, word up!
>>215655487jimmy choo romy 60's in ivory
>>215655317holy gimp tattoos
Timmy will never know a pale clapper Its not for u Timmy
>>215655487olukemi olufunto adegoke that's not normal
>>215655405>Clearly, your fascination with Hitler means you're a white supremacist.good grief schlomo you really don't have any other cards to play do you?england has a major invader problem in general, a large subset of which are muslimsand jews are almost wholly responsible for ithttps://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2015/07/12/jews-the-ss-empire-windrush-and-the-origins-of-multicultural-britain/
evil thoughts are addictive and funthat's why the daily mail is popular
black history month 9th OCT: bango bingos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2x_G0ct4
no wonder yanks are all lardlords ive just inhaled a 750 cal bag of chilli cheese cheezits like it was nothing theyre literally better than any meal ive ever had
>>215655297Wait, that song is by a roastoid? I thought it was by mc chrishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33MK_5iHCgk
>>215655552lmao
>>215655565Very interesting story, lad. Keep us informed.
>>215655699>>215655592youre timmy >>215655709youre a slave >>215655731youre timmy, spadeslave
>>215655720lol
watching sora 2 resurrecting queen elizabeth II so she can order a salt and pepper chicken munchie box from the boss manhttps://www.tiktok.com/@canigotuhchippeh/video/7558494809640439062
>>215655223
>>215655709"evil" doesn't exist
anyone else rotate between alcohol vendors to hide their shame at buying the same stuff every day?
>>215655750mouseNONCEnever gonna forget the name, biccboi!
>>215655487arched back n*wordgoogle hottentot. its some n-word jungle fat distribution
nigger nigger nigger nig.ger nigger n.igger he will never be a nigger nigger nigger ni,gger nigger nigg,erhes a mutherfuckin slave to niggers
really something else that some cheez-its are better than literally every british meal
Any British ethnic folk comrades in the house tonight?
>OLUKEMI OLUFUNTO ADEGOKE
>>215655775british scientists meme strikes again
>>215655775
>>215655812DEH
>>215655822yeah im sure that is what he does every time
>>215655487
>>215655835youre timmy
Daily Mousenonce vs Heathermong tard fight
just back from the incel walk in the woods had to turn back because bats were flying a foot away from my face and if i get rabies ill have to kill myself
anyone fancy a tea?
>>215655565What’s happening to her hairline?
>>215655899youre timmy and your 4chan posts are your timmy cope
>>215655899seethe and dilate barry washington lmaoooo
>>215655881silly insecure timmy, he think his gf gonna stay loyal while he doin time LOL xx
>>215655709>Mr Zwillenberg, who will be based in the USA, joins from Accenture where he was Vice Chair Reinvention, and Global Leader of Media and Entertainment Strategy. He brings over 30 years of experience across media, technology and entertainment having previously served as CEO of Daily Mail and General Trust plc (DMGT)>Zwillenbergstop being antisemitic leftypol
mental how you havent been reporting the BE flags posts or telling him to kill himself
>>215655901love indian street food kino
>>215655822>>215655901Southall? Leicester? Birmingham?
>>215655901right thenwhy are there so many flies?
mousetimmy raging xx
>>215655901good lord
Din dins
>>215655881oh so THAT is what timmy gon do x
>>215655948lil' barry won't be getting any lmao
>>215656019forgot they made those findus 'pancakes'
>>215655702You didn't answer yes or no.Are you that mind raped by /pol/ that you can't just answer with a single word?Again, I'll give you one chance. Just say yes or no.
>>21565601910/10 dinner cut the tumour off your crispy pancakes tho
>>215655901
We import the unemployed and unemployable, savages with an IQ of 70, and put them up in prime zone 1 properties where they can mug you and me for our phones as we trudge back to our zone 6 flat shares. And we should be proud of our generosity as a society.
>>215655986they go where the stench is obv
>>215655846NEH
>>215656125um
noticed lots of plaque on my teeth today havent had energy drinks in a week so idk liquid sugar
>>215656019year 5 single mother type dinner
“During a game of truth or dare, when asked about your least favourite qualities of other housemates, you said the following, ‘Sam, you talk like a fag and you're shit's all retarded…,’ you then went on to mimic Sam using both retard noises that mocked the way Sam talks and fag body language that included limp wrists.“Do you understand how both your language and behaviour could be offensive to Sam, your housemates and the viewing public?”Big Brother then reiterated: “George, Big Brother thinks your language was unacceptable and could cause offence and is therefore issuing you with a warning. You should know better since you're a ginger nigger”
>>215656091no idea why leftypol thinks this is in any way acceptable
>>215656130can you stfu about irish diaspora? seek help
>>215656175you are timmy
>>215655877Bet she fucking loves it when lads spaff shoot their their silk on her tummy, creates a nice bit of contrast
>cronem>katy>mousenonce >heathermong >poli just wanna /brit/ for god's sake
>>215656054you are one of the dumbest, slippiest, most illiterate yids i've seen lmaothe answer is 'YES' levy!and your tribe brought them in!keep trying to lie!
>>215656224those posters are the /brit/ we know and love lad
>>215656091Ah yes, Labour's "multicultural, diverse and tolerant" utopia
>>215656196>>215656224heatherfreak is spirallinghe was talking about suicide earlierhe is not long for this world
got the nigella on. she just said she only needs a little oiling.
>>215656186Luxury beliefs. If you’re rich you can afford a gated community or private security on your road. You don’t have to deal with the consequences and it allows you to differentiate yourself from the poors. Easily influenced social climbing women and students and numales trying to sleep with said women then take up the cause in an attempt to ape their social betters
pure liquid poo there
hes timmy
Penny Mordaunt
>>215656176ITV are such pathetic spineless cucksBB on channel 5 had tits out on a nightly basis
>>215656224this is all there is now lad i still come here and report on a poo i'm doing sometimes but any time i check in for non-poo interaction it's just all that shite you listed so i don't really post anymore. let it die.
>>215655190me after spending 400k on an ex council bedsit in Westminster
Where's Ziedbelg?
>>215656429rorke, mate
What’s your favourite British food?
>>215656483MCVITIES CHOCOLATE DIGESTIVESI CAN'T BUY THEM BECAUSE I CAN EAT 2 PACKS A DAY
>>21565649youre timmy
>>215656454Carrie looking cute
>>215656483>deep fried mars
>>215656483do not see the humble sausage roll on there
the great british mega burger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9BkGtZG13Q>Woman: I don't know this person he is delusion>Guy: Look I love you and it's about time we had a relationship you horrible horrible whore SHOULD BE A FUN WATCH Holy fuck this bitch got a deep voice
I remember when I was in secondary school there was a kid who shit and pissed himself at schoolAnd he smelled of dried up spunkWeird bloke, wonder if he turned out like heatherpaedo
Janny finally woke up.
cuckle brothers are no more! rejoice!
>>>/bant/23428652>>>/bant/23428652>>>/bant/23428652
No don't do it karl don't stalk her
>>215656548got a mega burger in my mighty meal from mega munch last night
imagine being such a dogshit poster that you cause other to migrate boards such are the pol migrants
Reminder that heatherpaedo has stated he will kill himself soonWill you do your part to accelerate his suicide?I know I will.
Aw shucks.....
>>215656509Ktim with chocolate hobnobs (also have to do like 3 insanely oaty poos the next day)
>pych is punishemnt
>>215656634that was mn
>>215656658sex!!!! I hope I get a fullsize pupcup after (a starbucks coffee of only cream)
>>215656634Screaming at the image of him waiting for his router to reset and sitting alone with his suicidal intrusive thoughts
proxy sub expires soon :/
LMAO I knew this shit wouldn't disappoint
>>215656686Found it particularly hysterical when he was getting rattled by the poster who was just suggesting that he should take his medicine or go back to his psychiatristHe's been melting down all day
>>215655257
>>215656712astronomical levels of mindrape
mhmm 39 year old heathermong quick necksnap when existence gets too painful x
>>215656703What's that then
>put bluntly
>>215656455>Colourised: Norway before the installment of the Quinsling government
lmao he's now accused her of sexual harassment kek
>>215656712Lmfao i missed that He's so fucking mentally ill, even just asking him banal questions like "what do you do for fun" sends him spiraling
7 bludclart oranges
luh bpd heathertimmy not tekin his luh pillquick necksnap tek placenun he cud do x
>>215656447Yeah, what's the problem? I thought the right opposed the state. Oh wait, no, that's actually the side that is consciously pro-worker.
putting it sharply
>>215656803https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215645212/#215646625Here you goYou might take pleasure reading this
put shrimply
spar is the greatest shop in this countrythey need to make them into proper supermarkets
>>215656844good postsomething comfy about a Spar
>>215656844nah I hate SPAR
might do another cheeky 4-day stimulant binge where i don't eat or sleep the whole time and by the end of it i'm having vivid hallucinations and am convinced i'm a robot
>>215656809mhm he shoulda just gone to therapistdem x
>>215656884you should do 4 days of wellness, healthy eating and restorative sleep instead lad and by the end you're clear headed and convinced you're your best self
I should have 4 days of getting my dick sucked
>>215656831LOLHe is genuinely having a psychotic break Hope that paedo faggot dies today
>plant all mumbergs flowers for next yearher reaction? to scream and shout at me because theres a bit of compost in the porchno good deed goes unpunished ey
>>215656870why
>>215656919I get such insane cocklust it's like I'm hypnotised
>>215656884strewth
>>215656935just sucks
>>215656911would do but i've recently lost everything i cared about so now i've nowt left but self-destruction
>>215656927His mind was utterly raped beyond belief today LOLHis luh neck finna snap soon x
>>215656928Ungrateful hag
>>215656947mmshame youre male
>>215656884you should so 4 days of clue gaining instead
>>215656927if he doesn't then i will dox him soon
>we can do measures in the Gherkin
>>215656955To live is to suffer; to survive is to find meaning in the suffering
>>215656955help others instead then
>>215656992the measurement: 10cm, thin
>>215656955How'd that happen then?
>>215657006
>>215656999
>>215656992>>215657006
>10cmStill makes me laugh every time
heatherspastic, mention 4chan in your suicide note so the govt gets even madder about OSA enforcement yeah? that would be well funny
>>215657024erm...
>>215657006roar>>215657024corr
>>215657055sex sex I need my dick sucked
if he genuinely makes a suicide note and posts it here it will go down in history as the greatest saga in 4chan history
I hope he mentions me in his suicide note
>>215657024whore
like clockwork
>>215655026Hardee's cheeseburger
what the fuck
got totp on
got a top on
Okay bye!
it begins
um
>>215657091don't care if she's 20+ if you enjoy this you are a nonce
burnt my pork belly in the end
I recognise that thumbnail :/
>>215656952no it doesn’t. loads of good stuff in spar that you can’t get anywhere else.
>>215657139nooo!
the battle between attention-whore schizos in the power vacuum left behind by 190 has been fascinating
is it another botnet melty episode?
just beefed it on what felt like a great Isaac run
Canadaaaa
>giving>cackling>unhinged
haven't been outside or spoken to another human in a month
it's giving unhinged cackling
mum just walked in the room and said 'you're the gayest appointment I've ever laid eyes on' waited there just a moment and when she saw me open my mouth in preparation to speak, swiftly shut the door and walked off. all this just because I really love wearing girly skirts they're super cute and better than shorts men should honestly wear them but won't due to the stigma, i'm not even trans in the slightest either
spooging my sponk
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kJvvXy-kR3Mbased medical doctor supporting/for energy drinks (and moderation! this is often forgotten). this is footdocdanas husband
Sir Bottom Twat
ITS GIVING
we're just not going to talk about that video which was posted before?
>>215657286ahhmiaw :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bRQOgRY5Bk
>>215657283remember to delete your internet browser cache
been in the bathfeeling a bit sleepy nows
that video which was posted before
>>215657315already didfucking vile freaks in this place
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_C16IdSTDG4based 13-acre field farmer hes growing beets
>>215654423ive just got the diamonds for raythey stole them off some nightclub owner thats never been mentioned before, you probably meet that guy later on or something
>>215657234can you go back to using capital letters please?
you lads freaking out over simulations when the real stuff is miles better
>>215657352
had to send in a selfie to get my discounted bus pass.
soon
drunk neighbour letting her stupid dog run around again
>>215657332beets sell for fuck all i got like 12 baby beets for a quid earlier
>>215657400seggs
in the short 10 minute drive there i had 2 people walk out in front of my car and nearly got run over, one cyclist riding on the wrong side of the road (UberJeet), and one car pull out of a give way right as i was passing it.Surprised i made it home without anyone getting killed or injured
>>215657389Will never match BC2
>>215657409might as well make it a camping ground nad charge people $12 a night
cgi woman having sex with a hound that is
you CANNAE post that
>>215657351what?
right-o then
>>215657421seen these videos but not cartoon. very grim
>>215655464she got uber-raped as a kid didnt she
>>215657421fucks sake
upsie haha
me on the left
right, thats the next wank lined up
me on the right
>>215657380I avoided getting the discounted bus pass through the jobcentre because I didn’t want my picture on it
me filming
wow dimethylmercury is a small molleculr, supposedly
>>215657437fair play to ea for now printing money with a remake but if they could do that, they'd make another bc instead of boringfield 7
>>215655852are you implying they somehow brought a million flies into the building just for that video? or that he somehow remove all of the flies from the dough normally
>>215657507bizarre anyone that sees your bus pass can also see your actual face
new>>215657515>>215657515>>215657515>>215657515
>>215657323the midget strap on lesbian cowgirl video, or something else?
>>215657234ktim except I love heels :)
>>215657522>somehow remove the flies thanks thirdworld
>>215657432Imagine the amount of spunk that trickled down his bussy and legs
>>215657528yeah but I thought I was ugly and hate pictures of myself
