Dogshit editionOld: >>215651327
>>215656677kek
>Whiskey Fire Old Snake requests an LZ prep at Alpha-Delta-two-four-eight-niner, over.>Floyd, this is lead. Right echelon approach from RP to LZ, acknowledge.>Floyd, Wall-Eye airborne.>Delivery on five.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwGxkkYsdgU
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyWUEw9P2gE
Yippee-ippee-ay-ay-ay-yey-yeyI had to crucify some brother today (the cia made me)And I don't dig what you gotta saySo come on and say itCome on and tell me twice
It smells like Serb in here…
so apparently the US is falling apart and the government doesnt exist or something rn
>>215656737We didn't have a government for 5 years. They'll be fine.
On aunts place playing runescape on one phone and 4chan on the other
>>215656772wow the source of the CIA made me do it Mexican also apparently they banned some picture of your president
>>215656780This happens basically every 4 years.
>>215656776We talked about this bro :(
>>215656811I added that part, silly
>>215656825what if the resistance took over those things
>>215656776Wtf
imagine growing up with some faggot tiktok mom
>Four Leaf is still outside the perimeter, Sarge!>Miss me with that cracker chump jive! We di di mau! We di di mau! >Come on, Sarge. Stop jiving. Four Leaf is there.>Dead meat, soldier! Or do you want to be a hero? That's just how Brooks got his Jew ass killed, man. And Meatball's dago ass bought the six-by-three farm. Now get your ass up in the Huey, before I stomp a trench in your hiney hole!
>>215656825I mean they never stopped being part of the resistance even when their team was in government... they just uhhhh resisted the opposition.
>>215656855Worse than growing up with a prostitute as a mother.
>>215656847They spin a dog :( It's a pagan ritual they used to do in one village in Bulgaria, it's horrific and it's illegal. Everyone hates those fuckers.
>>215656812no it didnt
need to stop existing
>>215656901Same, but in regards to the government.
That image is perfect.
>>215656845What does that even mean
Part of me wants to cut my hair, but I think I'll regret it. It takes so long to grow....
>>215656855A whole generation of kids are going to grow up with Onlyfans moms, Tiktok moms who livestreamed their entire childhood, and e-celebs who were viral once like 15 years ago
>>215656792Do you have a hot aunt
You legitimately can't find anything about me online.
>>215656813>>215656847I deleted the picture because I remembered that a schizophrenic South American started posting dog gore the last time I posted it
Wine aunts are the best
>>215656825none of those groups are doing boots-on-the-ground action to change anything THOUGH. so yeah, you can agree with them and still be The Resistance because you're the only one doing actually work to enact change.
studied for an hour award
>>215656986What did you learn, in detail? No looking at what you studied.
>>215656960Redditjeet tried to get me permabanned for posting a 20 year old gif of blacks in France kicking a cat lol
>>215656976But you're not resisting anything, you agree 100% with the status quo. That's like me thinking I'm part of some soda resistance for advocating Coca Cola supremacy; they already own the market
>>215657012i can't say it in english
>>215656960It's horrible, they used to do it secret because the other villages would find out and go beat them up. >>215656970mamma mia
>>215656915what if you werent retarded
>go out and buy a pretzel and cheese sauce>lady next to me starts talking about how milk gives you gyno
>>215656916How long is it?
>>215656970Colored nails are worse than tattoos.
>>215657064I lost some weight (fat) when I stopped drinking milk, but it depends on your physiology of course.
>>215656942Nop
>>215657092You still fat
>>215656731BOOOOMBOCLAT
>>215657079They're objectively not and you're beyond retarded
>>215657079Not even close...I hate tattoos on cute girls, especially on tits and asses.
>>215657092This is you>>215651053
>spiritually israeliAnti-semitism has become so low brow
>>215657079Colored nails are temporal shittoos are eternal.
>>215657100No i'm not.
Alright, heading to my appointment. See you guys in a couple hours. With Little Caesar's of course.
>>215657028i can't even meme on this comment because it's just so detached from reality that it's impossible to respond to.
>>215657163I'll think of you honey
>>215657130Yes
>>215657162Oh okay
>>215657163Ce verimme aropp', juagliò
>>215657163Godspeed fren
my bear shirt came in the wrong color i hope the faggots that run old navy burn in hell
Dogberg and Puppystein are taking a nap on me :)
>>215657189The media, corporations, universities and the media all push globohomo. You're a supporter of this, yet you think you're some kind of rebel fighting what you call chuds who disagree and are the real underdogs in the culture war because their ideas are anathema to globohomo
Thoughts on girls from St Petersburg?
>>215656781Anarchy is a good political system
>>215657282I love the blonde russian girls, they have that resting bitch face that I'm attracted to for some reason.
>>215657282My faceHer crotchCASE CLOSED.
my aunt used to be hot but got fat
>>215657282russian girls are culturally conditioned to murder you in your sleep. hard pass.
Got tired of google and used grok for the first time.
5 years left to suicide if i dont move to the usa
Gaza led by a Muslim technocracy overseen by president donald j trump
Every single member of my family is morbidly obese. My aunts and uncles in a room would total more than 1200 pounds and there are 4 of them.My only goal in life is to keep myself at merely "mildly overweight" and that's going to be the best I can do
>>215656781Me in the back playing clarinet
>>215657131The brown people effect
>>215657384You know this guy is fun to party with.
My brothers toilet wasn't working so I had to fill up the bowl with a pot
TRUMP IS FASCIST (fear) and TRUMP IS FASCIST (hope and anticipation) are mirror images of the same thing: A desperate, burning desire for literally anything to happenAlasIt is not to be
>>215657364i wouldn't worry about it, russia is gonna invade you two weeks from now
>>215657359Based
>>215657375Sincerely hope someone gets the dog taken away or kills him. I'm placing a hex on Hasan Piker and spiritually manifesting an impulse on the astral plane for someone shooting him in the head with a gun.
>>215657383You should try the Keto diet.
>>215657359Love when jews outjew each other.
>>215657433Most realistic thing that happens it unironically feels like is the government shutdown just gets more and more dysfunctional and the US government nihilistically collapses into shattered states
>>215657440why can't you just let me in..
Nothing has changed in the past 24 years
>>215657524Wanna trade citizenships?
>>215657595This is especially true cause the only way to avoid Tipton and get elite ranger armor before that encounter is to cross quarry junction then hook back around to the southwest
i normally walk back towards my car with this girl i sit next to in class, but i wasn't feeling the vibe today and ditched after like 10 seconds lol
Bitch nigga
>>215657665Ai slop
Yikes
>>215657663she cute?
>>215657674she's married?
>>215657676yeah but she's not into me
>>215657673I drew it myself
>>215657692that's a shame
>>215657555gladly man
>>215657674She's aging but I'd still give anything to stroke her hair as she sleeps peacefully on my chest
>>215657690Nigga who the fuck cares! mind your own business, get laid take a shower etc etc
>>215657375does Hasan shock collar his dog on stream
I hate people with Down’s syndrome I’m sorry but that’s just how I feel
chuds see wrinkles on a woman in her mid 30s and chimp the fuck out like they're not exactly the same or worse
>>215657729Consider it done. An immigration officer will retrieve you in two weeks. Welcome home>>215657555Get the fuck out, now
AI niggas be like "you can generate anything!" and the "anything" is a teenage girl lmao
>>215657760I still look 17
>>215657755who's gonna tell him...
>>215657781Let people enjoy things.
alright i'm going to play tf2 see you losers later
>>215657760I was never attracted to her but it's better that way as opposed to bogging her self out.
there are literally zero normal people who still play tf2
>>215657674She looks bad for her age.
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
got the goon sweats
gooned for an hour straights
We should start like a L4D2 cum clan and play a casual game every Saturday
>>215657729Pog
>>215657844NiceWhat to?
>>215657848I beat all the levels on expert solo. It's a fun af game
>>215657877kill yourself creep
ifyoure not gooning to jailbroken AI i dont know what to tell you im having it run a ttrpg with me as a protagonist, im playing as a troubled shota in a suburban neighborhood filled with emotionally tender & racially diverse phat assed women, i go into their minds like in persona and heal them while i look for the evil woman responsible for these recent disappearances
>>215657760Worst emmafags MELTY
>>215657902don't know what any of that means
>>215657877PAWGS
just woke upit's over
>>215657963Yum
plan for the night: go to the balcony for a smoke every time i read 5 pages
Emma Watson looks like a handbag
>>215657979stop
I CAN'T LIVE HERE ANYMOREBUT IT'S HARD WHEN YOU REACH FOR THAT FLOORTHERE'S SOMETHING THAT TEARS ME INSIDESO I CAN'T GO
>>215657619If you start engaging the legion before the conversation begins it's a lot easier.
>>215658044Is your name Darko?
>>215657979Nein, ich wollen groß brüste
mods,>>215658173>>215658136ban evasion (this is the BE flag off his VPN). why is the vpn allowed anyway? thanks
>>215658123Born to be down
>>215658148it's luka actually
>>215658326>>215658324
>>215656731I gotta go to work in like 90 minutes therefore I am feeling horrible. I hate the job too much I want to injure myself rather than go there.
>>215658295That's a cute name
>>215658374Then get another job or become neet!
I think of dropping a cinderblock on my foot then I will have broken toes and therefore a doctors note to not work for one or two days.
>>215658295luka doncic no way i love the nba
>>215658427Started learning german last month, how'd I do?>>215658192Only word I had to look up was breasts
Looked at myself for too long and got sad
Davy Jones's locker
>>215658427Yes I will soon very very soon. I cut back my expenses in life. I moved to sleep on someone's couch therefore I have very lower living expenses, not much rent/bills/etc. Now only some more time I will have saved enough money to quit this godforsaken hell job. Having an escape plan keeps me sane but still I hate it there so much I almost just quit on the spot anyways. Or just not show up at all to work.
>>215658481Do people like Nikola Jokic? I know nothing about basketball but this guys is funny.
>>215658527yes, particularly how little he cares while still being a top 5 player. he loves horse racing more than playing basketball.
destiny won
>>215658502I love that style of dress. I got one for my gf when I got my first job. She had huge tits and it really showed them off
Watch the emoji movie
>>215658491I don't know. My parents taught me the language when I was a baby.
>>215658579OMG HE ZAPPED HIS H*CKING PUPPERINO
>>215658559Yeah I've seen some shorts, he doesn't give a fuck it seems. But is he a good player?
>>215658526Are you the guy who works as a janitor irl?
There’s a woman who works at a shake place who I want to ask out. But I have zero idea how to
need a fit legal age gf with no cuck shit
i need to cum aaaaaaaaaaaaa
No stinky French neet gf. Born to suffer.
>>215658656fr?
I need to trim my legs, balls, and arm pit hairs
>>215658656you have my permission to cum
>>215658683no, i was being dramatic
>>215658579again?
I love my new phone
>>215658656same, one of these days...
>>215658602>is the MVP a good playerAnon, I...
>>215658602he has won the "most valuable player" award for 2021, 2022, 2024. this is generally for the best player in the entire league even if they don't win the championship.so yes he's very very good.
>>215658710imagine a british mommy dommy saying that
>>215658758i imagined bane but yours is better
made it to chapter 4 in dead space some giant monster tried to attack me as soon as i started the level so i saved and quit
I’m about meetin girls, I’m about meetin guys
>>215658749I said i dont follow basketball>>215658755good for him
>>215658770there was a great sounding video series by this british dom. shit was hot
>>215658617Nope I'm the call center wagie.
why are hockey players so hot
my foreskin is gone. how can i ever laugh again
You don't gotta wait in line tonightYou too fine for the line tonightFive plus five, you a dime tonightIt's a full house, better play your cards rightI'ma post your pic if you poseMake one phone call, you in VogueHead, shoulders, knees, toesHold up, wait, poseI'm 'bout to do some investingI spend it on you and your bestieYou and your twin on a jet-skiI'll change your life if you let meI like pretty girls (Girls, girls, girls, girls)I love pretty girls (Girls, girls, girls, girls)I like pretty girls (Girls, girls, girls, girls)I love pretty girls (Girls, girls, girls, girls)
>>215658813Durgasoft saar?
>>215658828Be silly like Sir Billi
How the fuck are people fat like just stop eating nigga, put down the fork nigga its really not that hard
>>215658869i'm hungry though
>>215658869irs not so shrimple
>>215658836Why did he make this song?
YouTube recommended me something good for once (new GF)
>>215658960>new GF)I wanna see
>>215658944because everyone thinks he is gay
>>215658982https://youtu.be/uTc_sQlDihg
>>215658852have you heard this song beforehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUU8tQo-ZrEthis is my culture
I unironically only listen to anime and video game soundtracks
which one are you
I hate leebaiters so much
destiny hasn't streamed in a while, any other good fact-based current events streamers
>>215659055Why?
>>215659042I haven’t no!
>>215659072Hasan
Can’t wait to hear what Ethan has to say about the whole Hasan situation
Lunch time
>>215659042no, have you heard this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIHtUxnRN0c
>>215659058none because im not a libtard mutant
>>215659112
>>215658989Well that song isn't helping his case at all. Now I think either he's gay and trying to smoke screen or else he's a mega simp. Neither is so great.
>>215659180why is there tape on it
>>215659151Jason's meals are better than yours.
>>215659026DIY nice
people here enjoyed my force unleashed and killing floor posts but no one cares about my dead space posts why?
My lunch today was teriyaki salmon, fried rice, and grilled broccoli/kale :3c
Watching a detective interrogate an illegal immigrant who killed the trans dominatrix who was blackmailing him
>>215659180who cares?
Thoughts on when this Turk tried to become the German Eminem in 2004https://youtu.be/oROx873D6og
>>215659235link now
>>215659186He has terrible PR, the only thing that might redeem em is to do a roast
destiny unbanned on twitch!!!
>>215659058What are these mugshots from? They're all very strange looking, what exactly are these people?
>>215659250https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r33XmbqNyWY
>>215659235trans escorts will post selfies of bottoms when they forget to anal douche and get shit on the tranny's dick
>>215659252hey bulgaria
>>215659279>espinozai thought he was a jeet lol
>>215659278antifa
cant we just come together and admit all political streamers are terrible people
>>215659180Wait that picture earlier is based on a real person? I was hoping it was just some random shitpost. Idk who this guy is but if he tortures dogs he deserves the worst
>>215659287*on the internet
I'm about to make a tinder account and swipe right on every girl I come across with big tits (provided she isn't fat)I just wanna suck some titties so bad it's unreal
about to poo
>>215659325He has his dog sitting on a little pedestal behind him during streams and then the dog moved like one step and he pressed the button and the dog yelped and got back into his cuckspot or something
>>215659314Not until these idiots stop watching them
>>215659348make sure your profile pic is you fishing, bitches love that
>>215659348you're not gonna get a gf from tinder, maybe only a fucky, the competition levels go up 10folds compared to irl
>>215659287Living in the closet makes them devious
>>215659295Hello there Estonia
>>215659400*waves*
>>215659376Really? I'd better start fishing then>>215659378I don't want a gf, I want to suck on a fat pair of juicy tits
Would you receive oral sex from Will Smith for $100k?
>>215659307>antifaWhat... what exactly IS antifa? I mean in USA? I've encountered most subcultures at least somewhat. But in my city the closest we have is the #stopcopcity people but the ones I've seen are mostly railroad hoppers more than antifa. They're total animals but of a different breed I think. I'm very fascinated with this elusive antifa because they sound beyond warped. How does one end up like that? Where do they even exist? Surely they don't work since that'd be against their beliefs
FYI Jason is currently posting in the cock rate thread over on soc
>>215659453did he post it?
just poo'd
>>215659433what the fuck is the context of this image
>>215659411watcha doin
>>215659374If I met someone who does this shit to a dog I'm beating the fuck out of them with a blunt object then taking their dog away. Idk how deranged that sounds, animal torturers are lower than ticks, roaches, or even manure.
>>215659474humiliation ritual
>>215659433what is this lol
i hope to forget my entire life so far ever happened. new look, new voice, new personality, i might even change my name. like a stage actor waiting at the line for his call
>>215659474Bro is desperate for attention. He wants people to forget the last 15 years of his career.
>>215659474is he not allowed to make a tiktok video?
>>215659445NTA but antifa barely exists outside of only a handful of the largest cities in the country where you're bound to get a few wackos with all the millions of people who live there. They're just the left wing equivalent of chud teenagers who larp as nazis, they're retarded kids who think they have far more power and influence than they actually do. Naturally they've become the go to boogeyman for right wing boomer media (Fox news), much like nazis are the go to boogeyman for left wing boomer media (MSNBC).
How do I even ask a woman to go out to dinner
>>215659433YeahNo homoBut 100k is a lot!
Blood drawn. Pizza in hand. Good day!
>>215659548"Want to get dinner? We should go to this place at this time."
>>215659548 bitch do you wanna eat?
The west has fallen, billions must die
>>215659497I would also like this. But it's not possible
Apparently ChatGPT made everyone start using the world “delve” and usage of the word in academic papers has increased tenfold in the past few yearsIs YOUR speech also influenced by AI?!
The Hasan thing, particularly the Hasan girls, is mostly pornographicThey're gooning. It would make dad soooo mad to fuck himBut like everything on the internet you get to pretend you aren't doing itFuentes is the same thing really
>>215659596I'ma delve deep in that pussy.
>>215659596i delved onto the floor to lick her toes
>>215659596never used AI
>>215659596my cock delving deep into her throat ngl
>>215659663I miss cumtown bros also im gay
>>215659679>>215659651>>215659635Niiiice
They’re gonna put me in the moviesThey’re gonna make a big star out of meWe’ll make a film about a man that’s sad and lonelyAnd all I gotta do is act naturally https://youtu.be/__SMDtF_DsY?si=w07tmoQ_m7pDya7S
>>215659688She's a 6 as a female, but a 10 as a male.
>>215659684same
I’m gonna ask her out tomorrow (if she’s there)Will post my results here
>wow sure is vold today>check weather>20°C, a room temperature burger for americans
>>215659718Good luck my brother
>>215659718You got this in the bag
Really hope none of you are underageBut I worry sometimes...
>>215659718Ages/gap?
>>215659718Hell yeah dude! Thats the spirit!
Foobar2000 vs WinAmp
>>215659773Foobar of course
>>215659767I’m 22She’s 20
>>215659773Musicbee
>>215659799Too young. Go for a 25+
>>215659596>Is YOUR speech also influenced by AI?!LLama but not ChatGPT
Shocking a dog is evil but kneeling on George Floyd’s neck is ok?
>>215659484>roacheshasan is a colored turkroach communist pedophile
>>215659596I run offline models
Momberg is hounding me for where I get my animal videos.I said "the internet" and now she's asking what site.What do I say?! I can't tell her I get them from 4chan
I didn't know a picture of poop is against the rules
I wonder why these 40yo movie stars day girl in their early 20's. Like, what do you even have in common?
>>215659859Sex sex sex
>>215659859Chemistry matters a little more than common interests imo. People with good chemistry can share different interests because they're just happy to be together, but people with common interests but not chemistry will just be awkward
>>215659854Janman got me For this hell get a 75% bonus to his daily pay ($0.00)
>>215659596you can download them on github or huggingface
Thoughts on the sausage Mcmuffin with egg?
>>215659891Everyone in /cum/ gets along fine. Why doesn't that transfer to the real world?
>>215659925The only food I like from McDonald's is a chocolate milkshake
we do not get along finei hate jason and brian so much it's unreal
>>215659848>I can't tell her I get them from 4chando it lel
>>215659973Jason is a ugly person but I kind of understand him Brian on the other hand I wish bad things upon irl
I met a fellow /cum/mer who went to the same college as me and we’re still friends but he’s an absolute an utter normgroid
love brian
Yet you will still reply to their posts. That tells me you dislike, not hate them.
I walk a lonely road the only one that I've ever know
>>215659848just say you got them from your insta feedfor an extra layer of security, also tell her that it's random what videos you get so you can't show her live, since you might not get them that timedo NOT mention the word algorithm, you will just confuse her and she'll ask more questions
>>215660004I don't reply to Brian and I despise anons who do
i do not reply to their posts and i won't reply to yours eithercope and seethe
>>215659802close your drawer lazy ass
>>215660000ckeckedwhats wrong with that
Had sex with a fat girl once and she legit had the most beautiful pussy and arsehole ever
>>215660018https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IKFgFdaZGc
>>215660053Point to where I asked
>>215660053Should have married her
>>215660061Nu
>>215660075Make the new thread
>>215660018I'll try again, last one didn't work for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgK3-dEUAhc
>>215660053Should have helped her lose weight.
>>215660053how fat we talkin?ngl I bust faster when the girl has some meat on
>>215659159yes. certified hood classic.
