cooties-edition prev >>215663903
Everybody say "thank you thread cuck"
thank you thread cuck
>>215665591Hahahaha
bitch ass nigga make it FASTER next time or I'll FUCK YOU UP
I liked this movie
>>215665597*kicks you square in the balls*
Convince me not to spend $250 on these miniatures
Yo suis mexicaino
>>215665599Casey Affleck is such a great actor and seems like the saddest man in Hollywood. Just watched Out of the Furnace and he totally stole the show.
im prob schizo but why does every modern societal ill lead to some jewish person? especially a jewish woman? everything from 1880s to 1920s and onwards got much worse.
MET THIS GIRL IN A WENDYS DRIVE THROUGHSHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT IVE BEEN THROUGH
>>215665604that money can be put to better use, like buying me beer
>>215665612
>>21566560440k is woke. get a 3d printer and print this for 10 dollars instead.
>>215665608is he ben's brother?
>>215665608It was a really sad movie and New England is awesome looking
D2R is on sale but I still can't decide whether to buy it.
Samantha's out, Terrina is in
>>215665628until you take an amtrak through it and notice how much of a shithole the small towns are. Or god forbid, visit springfield
>>215665599It was good but also like a little melodramatic? Idk
pubes are better than no pubes
>>215665610You aren't. It's just jewish neo-potism in which they push fowards other jews to the spotlight.
not all pubes are created equal
watching tna. kelani jordan, holy smokes. need some beer to slow my heart rate down, haha
>>215665635I think that's how he coped with having a shitty life. No spoilers though
IM SO FUCKING TIRED
>>215665656omg saaaaaame
>>215665660It's like 3 in the morning where you are
pubes are ok. I prefer pubs
farting on your hand and then sniffing it gives you a temporary power boost.
so videogames are boring now? when did that happen?
>>215665664>3worse than that... 0_o
>>2156656842014
>>215665684When you grew up
>>215665684sounds like a personal problem
>>215665627yeah>>215665634this is every state and province, the more far removed towns, especially the blue collar ones, always seem sad and run down
>>215665684They're not boring , I just associate them with dick heads. I blame the internet
>>215665684you're boring now
>>215665720Hot
>>215665720the hell is that fag im on my phone
>>215665684https://youtu.be/RIBbNsTpmNg?si=oLaRY_sIjs3Epxf1Unironically progressives killed video games. Which is funny because everyone was told at the time that it'd be the "religious right" who would ruin it
>>215665684Take a break and come back
>>215665686Time for a breakfast munchie box
>>215665728You can't open webms on your phone?
>>215665738corrrr propa scran
>>215665684i'm having a lot of fun playing one now. peryite needs to get his followers together. compared to the other princes, he seems like kind of a lame-ass.
leaving the house is a humiliation ritual
>>215665738this nigga eatin beans
>>215665806take out the trash jason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J16lInLZRmsCAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHYATO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEECAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHYATO A PLACE WITH GOLDEN STREETS
>>215665806same
>>215665806It's time for a move
>>215665820That's obviously not Jason
finished my hour long incel walk. you could say i am in my glowup phase. in a years time i am going to surely have a banging hot gf with multiple loafs in the oven.
texASS
I got the number of a cute brunette girl earlier. It probably isn't real
I'm gonna be fucking 50 being like "a girlfriend sure would be nice" and watching movies or whatever where people 30 years younger than me have them
I CAN'T LIVE HERE ANYMOREBUT IT'S HARD WHEN YOU REACH FOR THAT FLOORSOMETHIN THAT TEARS ME INSIDEOH NOW, I CAN'T LIVE HERE ANYMOREI CAN'T LIVE HERE ANYMOREANYMOREANYMORE
>>215665856Send it a text
loafs around, loaves of bread
>>215665822one last breath > higher
>>215665851sexASS
>>215665857Same
>>215665856what number, like 13? i like the number 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 myself.
>>215665856sending hopium your way
a cockney mob enforcer in a guy ritchie movie methodically yet not joylessly explaining to the main char how he's gonna maim or murder him unless certain conditions are met (or have been met)
Might start fire emblem when I get done with digimon...
>>215665684We grew up.
really want to get drunk and binge S1 of digimon
If I ever get a gf, I’ll post a picture of both of us, post it on /cum/ saying “got a gf”
need to stop thinking about le gf o algo
>>215665856Numbers on the bathroom wall are a trap.
doing a movie night with family and i'm selecting "I Am Sam" starring sean penn as sam dawson, a single father starbucks barista wirh an intellectual disability
>>215665905lies. i've gotten many calls from kind gentlemen looking for a romantic rendezvous.
>>215665924ywnbaw
>>215665923As far as movies about retards go, what's eating Gilbert grape still holds the crown for me
To leave all the supposedly good parts of life totally unexplored (no gf) but getting a mortgage and a 9to5 is probably the highest form of cuckery
>>215665929and you'll die alone and unloved because you're a loser :3
Why do rich people date pornstars/prostitutes? Can't they get someone better?
>>215665932slingblade's good
I only really truly feel like I need a girlfriend when I am high as fuck
life is a humiliation ritual
>>215665943Maybe they can be more controlling towards them cause they are more desperate
I wish I could cry. Or feel anything for that matter
>>215665932>>215665947oh Christ, what am i saying, lawnmower man! the ultimate intellectual disability movie! sorry, it just occurred to me as i was standing up.
Dubs and she says yes to me asking her out tomorrow
>>215665943>why would someone be attracted to a sex idol
>>215665947That's a fucked movie but yeah
>>215665971Dude you can find more beautiful women going through a Wendy’s drive thru.
Why are women more attractive to me when they have some kind of weird feature like far apart eyes, asymmetrical in the face, thick ass blind as a bat glasses, or just generally 5/10 and goofy looking rather than those who are conventionally attractive?
You've probably heard of sharks dying if they happen to be unable to move, yeah? And given that I am a gangster and you are my captive, you would be justified in thinking that I am about to immobilize you and expose you to an anaerobic environment, seeing as you're no shark, my son. I mean, that's obvious to both us by now, innit? Naw, that would be too on the nose. Too Godfather. Instead, I have procured this great white right in this tank and saddled it with a steel cable, which I shall promptly tie to your todger. And then I shall release an ox into the pool wherein this shark is located, so that I can see a bloody great white shark wrestle a facking ox! And of course your insides will go all facking Mary Poppins while they're at it, my son!
watching cop cam videos
>>215665965I didn't see that one. A beautiful mind is under rated though, I think. Different kind of disability though
>>215665989Because they are probably less confident are more willing to settle for someone like you It’s one of the reasons why I like tall women
>>215665991Shut up
>>215666006I don't think that is it. I cannot put it into words but I just find them endearing and adorable.
>>215665943the penis wants what the penis wants
>>215665943All of my favorite pornstars got fat. Don't get old
>>215666038https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wabi-sabi
You have the opportunity to marry the ideal female in every respect, but she has been riding the cock carousel for thousands of miles. The likelihood of her cheating will be the national average. Will you accept?
>>215666102Extremely tough decision for me I’d say no
>>215666102no thanks
>>215666081>Characteristics of wabi-sabi aesthetics and principles include asymmetry, roughness, simplicityThis fits. I just like imperfections.
>>215666102As long as they're weren't black or brown, maybe.
*dances while maintaining intense eye contact*
I'd like to go out on a date with a femalejust once
Would you date a woman who has done professional boxing and/or MMA?She is a virgin, but she does have CTE
>>215666140No, dealing with her cte would be horrible
>>215666125Hence the phrase ideal. Whatever is to your liking, excluding the promiscuity.
>>215666140If she lets me drink and isn't the world's biggest cunt, yes
Sorry but muscle women are only attractive in hentai IRL it just looks bad
comfort me
>>215666140Yes? Sounds like a no lose situation to me.
>>215665646Like our shitty president
>>215666102>ideal female in every respect, but she has been riding the cock carousel for thousands of miles.guess that ain't ideal then huh?
>>215666188You have no idea what it’s like dealing with some with CTE
>>215666187Your mother will die in front of you and then someday you get to die too, and yet, this isn't the worst thing that will happen to you
>>215666102sure, i'd probably just treat it like a non-marital relationship and have one foot out the door looking for someone to actually start a family with
every girl on earth has "i'll fall for you if you make me laugh" on their profile but you guys aren't very funny. :(
We could’ve had Bernie maaaaaan
ever think how modern canada is a clown show and their main act is named carney?
I deserve a gf who looks like this
>>215666218I believe I'm funny.
I really wish to know what mutual affection feels like. Ive been shot down every time I try>just keep trying broIm tired, boss
>>215666229that's part of the problem
>>215666231>>just keep trying bronobody was going to say this
DEMOTIVATION DEMOTIVATION DEMOTIVATION DEMOTIVATION DEMOTIVATION DEMOTIVATION DEMOTIVATION DEMOTIVATION DEMOTIVATION DEMOTIVATION DEMOTIVATION
>>215666218Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because fuck you
>>215666218Being funny is a cheat code to getting women. I’ve literally seen 5’6 broke men get baddies cause he can make them laugh>>215666229If you think you’re funny, but can’t get a gf. Then you aren’t as funny as you think you are. Simple as
>>215666254fat
I deserve a gf who looks like this.
>>215666254Dye her hair brunette and you have my dream woman. I'm a simple man
I used to be FAT and iglú. Now I’m just ugly >>215666287Good news, she’s already a brunette. Just gotta wait for that hair dye to fall out
>>215666293Nevermind then. Apparently there's more to life than hair color
I'll be putting in my notice here soon.
>>215665900Adventure+the first movie is pure kino
>>215666218Norm MacDonald said women don't find funny men attractive, they just laugh at whatever attractive men say
>>215666334you should put in some time into fixing that yee yee ass haircut, maybe you can get some bitches on yo dickNIIGGAAAA
>>215666350member that time Matt sold all his friends off to satan-mon because a talking tree told him to?he was a good friend
who tf is norm mcdonald
>>215666363That’s a cope from him. Women love funny guys, I’ve seen it happen time and time again irl. Maybe he’s just not as funny to women as he thinks
poo
South Park taught me that all Jews have a secret Jew gold pouch around their necks
>>215666396some nobody who will be forgotten
>>215666391Gabumon was chill so I would forgive him
>>215666431I dont
drinking milk
electrifying evening we're having
>>215666432He's dead... I feel, not great, unless he was a dick, then good riddance I guess
>>215666449T Hanks
>>215666445They will always deny it at first, even when threatened with violence. I know your tricks
>>215666421That would prove his point because he was objectively funny https://youtu.be/lGdPOv__hpg?si=2e9Z2EgvFdnKkMi0
>>215666463I literally dont, you think Id carry that shit around my neck asking for a basketball american to jump me?
bout to get the goonkey from mistress and go crazy on da poonstick
>>215666458what happened?
>>215666187it's alright. whatever happened, you can either repair the damage, or it's beyond your reach. do what you can, and try to reconcile with the rest. bugs bunny, of all characters, said it best.
>>215666476You just give them the fake Jew gold pouch. All Jews carry a 2nd pouch filled with rocks to fool any thieves
>>215666493thanks
>>215666503jk was lying lol
>>215666363this is true, if a woman is attracted to you she will laugh at the dumbest unfunny shit, but being funny can also help an otherwise unremarkable guy. both things can be true.
>>215666512xD
Yes, you’ve described it perfectly. Some would say you’ve said it all.
Accidentally popped a zit award
Thinking about what all of the best TV shows, movies, etcetera would be like if they were set in Iowa. It's difficult
Snack while I read an isekai.
>>215666487I'm dapping you up
Rate our employee fridge
I used to be on the TV you know
*dabs on em*
remember when that indian guy got upset yesterdayhaha good times
>>215666568Fine. Needs more cheese
I think of all the women that won't date me because I voted for Trump every day
I am warning you, do NOT have telepathic intercourse with those beings
>>215666613
>>215666574who did you play?
wow I heckin love fantasy shows xd so unique and different xDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT_rlpOSqg4
>>215666631that is some truly horrendous greenscreen on top right
>>215666631I don’t mind different races in fantasy. But they should be from different regions. It makes no sense for a medieval city to have the diversity of Brazil
>>215666568I can tell you live in Michigan and shop a lot at Meijer
>>215666666
>Imagine eating this good.
wish i had me an african kween like candace owens
I need to find a way out of this website
damn I love cup o noodle so much
>>215666683No I live in northern Illinois
>>215666718it's pretty good. it disagreed with me the last time i ate it, but that was a fluke.
>have no friends online or irl>try joining a discord server to maybe talk to people since i have seen people recommend doing that>servers seem to be either normalfag central with a trillion roles and gay shit or edgy teenagers orbiting egirlswhy do i bother
Have you noticed that so many internet arguments are like 80% gesturing at hypocrisies that are usually completely made upIt's like>I like apples>Oh, you say you like apples, but your kind hate fruits>I don't hate fruits I never said that>[No response]
>>215666717don't forget you're here 5eva
>>215666763>walks into Waffle House>”So you hate pancakes, huh?”
Does cum have a sensitive side
Johny Test
>>215666760Friends, like love, are fiction. They don't exist in reality.
>>215666717just close the window nigga just press alt-f4 hahaha
>>215666760Whenever I tried to join a discord server, it seemed like everyone already had their cliques. It felt impossible to actually enter conversations
>>215666803I'm sensitive, I try to be sensible too
tfw no waffle house on the west coast so I never got to experience the shananigans of a 3AM waffle house trip
I wish there were a site or sites like this with the whole "just post stuff instantly with no account needed" gist without being host to the most miserable misanthropic wretches and freaks imaginable
>>215666803I cried at the end of 'A leauge of their own', 'big fish' and 'Stand by me'
Get a job
>>215666892I worked a 10-6:30 just today
>>215666892MY FRIENDS GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND HE HATES THAT BITCH
>>215666812good point. i will just go read some novels instead of bothering.>>215666821yeah same issue here. i am not extroverted enough to break into those kinds of groups. i was going to try one of those omegle alternatives but then remembered i am socially retarded and that would probably end up worse for me.
>>215666878There used to be one in 2015-2017 called Candid. But I was ruined by horrible administration
>>215666863we got shari's and denny's though and there are some local 24 hour diners depending on the city
>>215666910SHE SITS ON HER ASS HE WORKS HIS HANDS TO THE BONETO GIVE HER MONEY EVERY PAYDAYBUT SHE WANTS MORE DINERO JUST TO STAY AAAAT HOMEWELL MY FRIEND, YOU GOTTA SAY
>>215666940my asshole friends decided eating at Denny's was "beneath them" and we'd stop going there. God forbid we sit in the corner booths and play cards anymore, ingrates
>>215666951I WONT PAY I WONT PAY NO WAAAAAAAAAY AND WHY DONT YOU GET A JOB
bri'ish pipo rly b out there sayin>oh my days
im honestly just so tired of bitter incels. always keeningtheyre not even true racists, if you ask them for their logic they either crumble or state half facts or some false equivalencyno bro youre not a true racist, racism is just a coping mechanism so you can feel superior to others no matter how much you failedliterally just have sex and make friends
>>215666763
>>215666977I’m asking the girl I like out tomorrow so hopefully I stop being a stone cold incel soon
Smokes pot all day and doesn’t use a bong
>>215666763>internet argumentsPeople do it in real life now, people have an encyclopedia of grievances to draw from and their first and only move is to reply to any specific point with some unrelated grievance. They want to trap you in an MC Escher painting where you ascend the staircase of grievance and end up admitting you're not qualified to litigate the failures of Reconstruction
He who can’t have grapes says sour
>>215666904ooh la di da everyone check out Mr. I got a job
>>215666970WELL I GUESS IT AINT EEEEEEEEEEEASY DOIN NOTHING AT AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL OH YAAAAaaahhhhcause hey man FREEEEEEEEE RIDES JSUT DONT COME ALOOOOOOOOOOONGEVERY DAAAAAAAYYYYY
>Have a monotone voice no matter what I doI missed my calling to be a highschool Economics teacher.
nigger jeet
>>215667050Buehler
>>215667050https://voicecel.org post results to see how over it is for you
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Dear God! Poor Laszlo! The finest mind of his generation, come to such an end!
i love when white women go:"Excuse you?"
>>215665574honestly fuck the pussy who reported me for the PAWG GF SNOWBUNNY post and got me banned. fuck all of you, i'm done with this bullshit website. free speech my ass.
>>215667069to shreds you say?
>>215667078This website has never once advertised itself as a free speech haven
>>215667063mid
>>215667084and his wife?
>>215667091>monotone>not low enough to be appealingtwin u are so cooked
so is like literally everyone either a neo-nazi or a communist freak nowadaysevery interaction I see is dreadful, both friendly and hostile
1/3rd of content on YT is now people reading from a wikipedia article.
>>215666760>>215666763you just have to dump it. forget the entire idea of the internet as anything other than a tool.
>>215667123I absolutely hate those “Explaining every type of X” videos
Trump really just ended the war.He will never see any applause for it.Obama drone striked Paki kids and got the peace prize.
nothing ever happens
>>215667115I’m a neo-nazi communist
>You're a certified voicecel
>>215667115I wouldn't call myself a neo-nazi... Do you wanna play therapist?
need to buy new water filters
>>215667152It's better than an admin sitting with its thumb up its ass but wouldn't you say the time was already ripe
I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it
niggas be like"this water too spicy"
>>215667115i'm a militant atheist communist anti-fascistget over it
I don’t donate blood cause that blood could be part of another man’s boner
>>215667115communist dogs aren't even human
>>215667171It's not your fault. German is kind of goofy
>First class on Air France in 1989dang. boomers had it good
I dunno what you niggers are doing down there but it's retarded and I know you're a little nervous and like wtfs going on but you meme through it and chuckle and I find that amusing and almost endearing ahhh the indomitable american spirit
Are there any white Canadians left here?
>>215667260the bird one is a fine gentleleaf of old
>>215667260canadians can be white?
>>215667260UH HERRO PREASE
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYANKEES LOSE
>>215667270Are there any white Americans here?
>>215667236you're thinking faster than your fingers can type. slow down.
>>215667280and the sox lost to them stankees
>>215667201>militant atheist anti-fascistbased>communisthmm not fond of that
>>215667289sox are in a rebuilding yearliteral rag tag team of nobodys and still almost eliminated the jankees
twan
dwerking
I jack off so fucking much and I want to stop but I can'tLiterally I get frustrated by my own refractory period. I jacked off an hour ago and I'm frustrated because I want to do it againI HAVE to kill myself
>>215667388just castrate yourself
>>215667276>>215667280Lol Same pose and expressionOne is the cartoon image of a humanThe other a nigger
>>215667388Just fuck dudes
>>215667388Every day like that?Or just one of those days
>>215667437I might jack off 20 times a week
How is Trump blonde at 79 years old? How come his hair didn't grey and he is still blonde?
>>215667444Trve Agarthan in a world of fakechud larpers.
>>215667442pray to christ for salvation and ask him for help. start going to church.
As a sportsball non-enjoyerBaseball fans > Hockey fans > Soccer fans > Basketball fans > Football fans
>been a no friend loser with no gf or women for the past two years>suddenly everything has become amazing the past two weeksthis is very suspicious. what did God mean by this?
>>215667444wait until you learn about this thing called hair dye
>>215667388Relax. Until you get blisters on your dick, your not jacking off too much. It's what we do
>>215667470What if I'm a Cubs fan
>>215667487I had red hair as a kid and it just turned black, do you dye your hair red/blonde?
Just be yourself and you will find love.
>>215666102im already fucking ur mom
>>215667483the TRUMP effect. Taylor Swift is about to get pregnant with white offspring. Women all over America are realizing the fertility window closes by 40 and they probably shouldn't be so fucking choosy. We're in a total MOID victory
>>215667525maybe back before I became a fucked up freak this was true
I want to fuck you like an animal!
>>215667509Why did your brain let you think this all up and type it out
>>215665604imagine how the subhuman behind this post looks like
It's gay how you have to pay and then you have to paint them all
i wanna make waffles for breakfast but i don't have a waffle iron
>>215667632Make pancakes
>>215667580Forgive yourself for "becoming a freak". Your loved ones have already forgiven you.
I don't like my life and I don't know why I keep doing it
>>215667646I wish I had a hot white girl to fix breakfast for me, how about you? thank you
>>215667646difficult to make
>>215667698tapioca is just the brazilian version of american pancakes
>>215667686erm you can fix me breakfast instead
>>215667730you're brazilian? i thought you guys made rice and beans a lot for breakfast but usually just have bread and coffee?
>>215667586OH MY BEAUTIFUL LIAROH MY PRECIOUS WHOREMY DISEASE, MY INFECTIONI AM SO IMPURE (ba dup ba dup ba dup dup dup da)
why do turks hate dogs so much
>>215667751We eat rice and beans for lunch. Tapioca is our version of pancakes. For breakfast, we typically have bread with butter and coffee or papaya with coffee, it's a staple for us.The cuisine also varies by region. In southern Brazil, which has a stronger German and European influence, the "café colonial" is popular. This is a traditional breakfast spread featuring a variety of foods with heavy German and European influences.
>>215667808i eat dog
>>215667751I wish I had a hot 19 year old blonde and blue/green eyed white German Brazilian/American girlfriend
this is why brapzils should be kept in brapzil, they can't control themselves around White women
>>215667751Do you know araucária? It's a tree from south brazil, it is germanic
>>215667276funny how 10 years ago the meme was leaf = chink now everyone thinks were jeets i fucking hate this flag
>>215665604Buy anime figures instead
NEW>>215667945NEW>>215667945NEW>>215667945
Might be a good idea to set up a tattoo removal business. So many retards regretting atm.
>>215667901Girls like this aren’t realAt least to freaks and outcasts like usThey’re a fantasy so far away from our reality
