How will you be an ally to the black community this black history month lads
pscr
Would you eat at the toilet restaurant?
oh lawd he comin
>air friar
thread's a bit slow today
>>215670511going ro host a workshop here on /brit/
>>215670604*starts running faster on the hamster wheel that powers /brit/*
I'm a bit slow today
>>215670555
Sup /brit/lads. It is Thor's day innit?
>26426 - SoyBooru.gif
Leftypol: It's called a Brookie!Leftypol: *shoves Rorke*Rorke: Crownie!Rorke: *shoves Leftypol*HandsomeCentrist: Settle down, we can resolve this without resorting to violence.
australians be celebrating christmas in summer
chaining loudspeakers together like bart simpson and breaking all the windows in bradford with a giant poo scream
luv freckles
tooked all my money out of my pension and bought scratchcards with iti'm now a millionaire
feels to me like every year since 2012 has just been a sequel to 2012
>>215670721legend has it there's a cat in this videoEdit: thanks for the gold, kind strangers!
>>215670721Too bad I am old and ugly, so I will never have a gf again, British or otherweise. Wat nou?
>>215670686so does hte whole southern hemisphere its comfy
>>215670721women are such whores
>>215670721catberg on a mad one
>>215670721the catbergs and mad ones, name a better duo
accelgor is really fast thats all i really know about todays pokemon of the day
>>215670751You win the internet for today, kind sir!
>>215670857what caberge is this
weathers miserable, it's damp, wet and i'm freezing. it's twice as warm in greece as it is here. that's just not fair is it.big temperature really doing a number on me
what kind of fucking cat is thisthis is an anteater. its long tongue allows it to eat ants
New>>215668506>>215668506>>215668506
more like incelgor>>215670878her name is penelope
>>215670892why aren't I called a mingeeater then
Have I told you lads about the time I was in Beijing and this black guy offered to take me to see women's breasts
>>215670895fuck off simpoid
>>215670857So this is Rorke
>>215670911would have to eat some minge first
>>215670981So this is Porke
>>215670913women would rather be cold and draw attention to themselves than me warm.lock them all up
/brit/ sister thread>>215669483>>215669483>>215669483
zoomer tradies working in my house and to my surprise they are listening to old 90s dance music
>>215670981bro looks like pixar cgi
Not to offend anyone but if Brits weren't the Nazis why did they sail to war in Europe on the SS Dresden?
>>215671027gigabased
>>215670981Doesnt look right
That's the 18 year old Golf GTI through another MOT test without an advisory
i am depressed and want to die
>>215671118haha cheer up lad stop being a mong lol
>depression
ni hoo
I watch the history debunked channel from that old chap and lately it's been like watching a gallery of horror
need mikey to return pronto, ideally with a drunk unintelligible vocaroo drowned out by the irish rebel songs in the background
good morning you're all bots
i still feel slow and stupid the next day after weed
>>215671157Anglo saxon gæmmik previously thought lost to history
>>215671259Can you tell your government to stop murdering civilians in Gaza. Obviously Israeli civilians should never have been killed in 2023, but killing Gazan civilians doesn't fix the situation, does it.
>>215671297but leftypol said it's harmless?
>>215671355in the scheme of things it really isbut fuck does it feel like it takes a lot longer than alcohol to wear off
New Green Party logo just dropped
and the pokemon of the day?
>>215671386>in the scheme of thingsWhat do you even mean by this?
>>215671386stupid druggy mong
>>215671421safe whilst still enjoyable recreational drugversus say cocaine which is not that safe and not that enjoyable
couldn't care less about either of those things tbqh
>>215671445Why would you be concerned about that
>>215671466grow up
>>215671471no u
Fucked up at toil and I'm going to have to do some creative lying to get out of itWhat am I like
>>215671445True, it's crazy how few people there are saying "all killings of civilians are bad, whether it's a Jewish civilian, Muslim civilian, or anyone else". Instead both sides want you to take their position and see the other side as inhuman.
>>215670523OH MEIN GOTT
>>215671439Cabegé
>>215671445>>>/pol/
Think I've done about half an hour of actual work today lol
Some blokes just have it with women and some don't, even accounting for physical attributes that would otherwise be deemed a barrier to entrySeen this play out many times The only real factor that will stop you from getting laid is if you are from an undesirable race
>>215671507We're long past the point of caring about subject matter policing on /brit/. You're probably the same mentally ill lad that posts about poo and rorke all day
>>215671445I know fence-sitting is the easiest thing in the world but in this instance it really is the most sensible approach. Hamas needs to be bombed out of existence and not part of any Palestinian state and Netanyahu needs to be on trial for war crimes. Anyone trivialising this point with 'but they...' is a bad faith actor.
poo and rorke
>>215671551finally a good post
>>215671551good morning singular poo and rorke poster
>>215671551>poo and rorke
posting on either side of an off-topic subject will be met with animosity by virtue of not belonging in this threadif you're met with disdain, it is not because the anonymous stranger disagrees with your viewpoint, your post just simply shouldn't be hereread the sticky
windows closedheating on
>>215671551Lovely pub this
>>215671551Roo and porke
Can’t be wearing trainers in my 30s. Disgraceful.
>>215671551Screaming
>>215671577brown?
>>215671577ive got my dressing gown on over my clothes
I'm biracial the way I be sayin bye to all those racials
>>215671590Or hoodies. Only realised recently that I only ever see dolescum over 30 wearing hoodies and trainers
>>215671621Finn?
>roo and porkecute
Get a loada dis guy! *points at him* *he responds with the vastly superior thumb jerk* I got done
>>215671621read this post to the tune of "i've had the same jeans on for four days now"
>>215671540>Hamas needs to be bombed out of existence and not part of any Palestinian statewhy?
>>215671510Same lolBeen pretty flat out last two weeks with a project deadline that I hit yesterday so definitely taking it easier from home today. Next big one isn't until end of November.
>>215671627english>>215671634longer than that i think
There isn't really any kind of unified British culture any more, thanks to the internet, immies and YanksMight as well wrap this whole enterprise up
>>215671575Again, we're long past the point of caring about whats posted here. If you check the ban list you'll see virtually nobody gets banned on /int/ for off-topic discussion anymore
>>215671656who's we?
>>215671636>>215671643They are fanatic retards who teach their children to kill and hate jews
dick is def not the opposite of ass
>>215671663All of us as one
Imagine if he actually pulls it off and gets the Nobel hahaUnprecedented seethe levels
>>215671667kill and hate zionists*whats wrong with fighting for your people?
>>215671672The opposite of ass?ssa
Ummah
>>215671439always a bit surprised at just how black black cats aretheyre really really black
>>215671681fucking hell
>>215671656I got banned for off-topic not too long agoBut the off topic post was me saying the n word and the paki word so I do think they meant to do me for racisms but missed the button
I think that post violates United States law
>>215671685>whats wrong with fighting for your people?Nothing, why are you bitching about the evil zionists then?Also try to stay focused, Abu. I was talking about hamastinians being piece of shites who use their numerouse prole as a weapon
>>215671686i was thinking heads but i like yours better
ummah x
malaponte gets done for off topic sometimeshe does take the absolute piss though
That’s a lot of cum.
>>215671679>Nobel prizeworthless, cunts like Kissinger and Obama won it while killing thousands
>>215671725Arent feet the opposite of heads
if you click something for like a second does that mean it's on your laptop
>>215671727mad how you have these dollhouse character rosters in your head you just blurt out, see a therapist mate
>>215671724>Nothing, why are you bitching about the evil zionists then?you seem confused about who the aggressor and coloniser isyoure definitely confused about which side uses human shields too
>>215671758yes but if you're worried about that webm it's not 'p
Where's Ralpho?
>>215671764malaponte is real not like spaino or 190
had 3 gfs and none of them would let me spunk in their face like thatdon't think women really enjoy itthey all loved getting creampied thoughbeit
>>215671772>you seem confused about who the aggressor and coloniser isMuslims
Not seen earthwormlad or Baphomet post since we went to the pub last FridayI wonder if they got home alright...
Right now I want to wank it thanks lads.
the ummah of soho
crazy how big kpop demon hunters is but all its viewers just watch it on tv at home, it's not at the movies
I'm mainly a weekend wanker these daysNot got the energy midweek
why does leftypol never talk about islamic/arabic imperialism?
>>215671753i was thinking heads and tails but you're probably right
>>215671803post your nose lad
WHERES YOUR TOMMMMMMY GONEWHERES YOUR TOMMY GONE?
>>215671802but seriously what about pregnancy and that
>>215671626i'm a 35 year old who is at work wearing a hoodie and trainers right now
>>215671823bit like breaking bad
>>215671837But this didnt in 1948 it started in the 8th century AD
>>215671861post your nose lad come on
Only reason why I still visit /brit/ is for a nice reminder that no matter how grim my life is, it will never compare to how severely mentally ill and mindbroken some of you freaks are
Don't care about Israel and Palestine!
Millennial slang>yoloZoomer slang>skibidi rizz ohio fr on god bussin finna cheugy sus no cap :skull:
>>215671883horsebergs
>>215671851And you probably look like a mong, the young people talk about how sad you are.
>skinnyfat status: enabled>wageslave status: enabled>testosterone levels: low>hairline status: receding>county: Brighton and Hoveadvice for me?
>>215671874I accept your concession, Abu
When I don't wank for a week I feel good but after I wank I feel like I've spaffed all my energy out
banishing a poo
>>215671540>>215671643>Hamas needs to be bombed out of existence and not part of any Palestinian state and Netanyahu needs to be on trial for war crimes.The International Criminal Court wanted to put Bibi and Hamas leaders on trial for war crimes. I think that makes sense. Both sides have killed civilians.
>>215671626what do the youngens wear? It's cold out
>malaponte is real
>>215671895Zoomers are fast approaching 25 years old and are still talking like teenagers in 2017. Say what you will about millennials, but that is genuinely embarassing
>>215671895roflmao
>>215671917>go to gym and eat well>win the lottery>go to gym and eat well and go see a doctor>it's up to you >I have no idea where Brighton is
>>215671925>Israelis>Civilianstheyre all IDF though
>>215671828a lonely wanker me
>>2156719171 and 3 are solved together by getting in shape. 2 is essential to life and needs no change. 4 is a fact of life you need to deal with. 5 is a bit gay
>>215671955brighton is like the soho of england
>>215671955>>it's up to youominous
The Hobbit is about helping the dwarves reclaim their homeland. Zionist propaganda.
Dogberg is begging for some pizza crust
>>215671917Eat more red meatStart lying more on your CVEat more red meatJust shave it offLeave that shithole and move somewhere normal and white
>>215671917is brighton still a gay mecca? you'll be fine especially if you're white
>>215671922Semen retention is real
thinking about all the minor spelling mistakes i’ve made on the internet, shameful really
>>215671960There are Israelis who don't agree with what Israel does to Gaza, just like there are Palestinians who don't agree with the Hamas attack on IsraelKilling civilians is wrong, simple as. Surely what should happen is that Israel and Palestine should both exist side-by-side, as two countries, each with all the rights of statehood. Neither should attack the other.
>>215671977Honestly if finasteride has a 1% chance of getting my dick limp I wouldnt take it
I don't know why so many people bang on about LOTR and The Hobbit. Shut the fuck up it was boring as shit
love living in hovei wouldn't live anywhere else
>>215671960And thai labourers decapitated by hamas soldiers with shovels, they are IDF too?
>>215672014you could just stop taking it
>>215672015I like them
>>215672005ktim when I make a mistake in an email. picture all the recipients at toil bradleying irl
oh ffs it was italy this whole time
What's Rorke got to doGot to do with it?
>>215672031Some drugs cause irreversible ED. I don't know if finasteride does however.
>>215671837
>>215672023Abu is just like those jews who say the children were all armed combatants
>>215672015The movies suck. The books are brilliant.
>>215672062
>>215672015Prefer the Halo novels me
in my opinion it's beneficial for mental health to watch movies sometimes.
Pear golem soy freaks
if you have low test you're more likely to suffer adverse side effects from finasteride
>>215672052>all the soyjaks in the backroar
>>215672087>>215672062
>>215672015never read the books and never watched the movies
>>215672049wont elaborate further but you can just stop taking it if you cant get hard properly youll be right as rain in a couple of weeks
>>215672052Imagine your diversity and inclusion training getting you murdered
always wank to asians or blacks because i'll only ever get to fuck white bitches
>>215672128
Replace immies with caberges
>>215672128looks like an annoying place to sit
>>215672158As of now they are just killing them and stealing the land
>>215672062>>215672128>>215672157This is a catberg world, we're just living in it
chatgpt said my T is mid-normal for my age
>>215672196
>>215672031stopping after starting leads to severe depression in a lot of cases
>>215671837should have just accepted the UN plan 80 years ago really they dun goofed
>>215672087literal catberge
I think the most fried-brained thing centrist Gen-x dads and leftypol believes is that the BBC and mainstream media is pushing the far right and reform and that if they just stopped talking about them (lol) it would go away
>>215672128>no strokes or pss pss pss for 'bergsoulless people
cats :)
>>215672228
>>215672013dunno what any of that has to do with my post
/brit/ is an online roguelite
>>215672246it's probably turkey. they love cats but are used to seeing them everywhere
77 days till santa
>>215672241Refuse to believe even the dumbest of them sincerely believe this
>>215672284canneet believe how fast the year's gone by
>>215672269Rorkelite
wanking
>>215671702i have a black cat that isnt very blackhe used to be but in his old age he's gone a dark chocolate brown
>>215672241yeah man the media definitely isnt pushing divisive id pol to allow the oligarchs who own the media to continue hoovering up all the money
well that's 'berg done then
screaming
>gfberg's turn to choose what series we will watch>chooses Love is Blind (UK)>then it's my turn>her turn again>chooses Love is Blind (USA)lmao
rorke getting 4 outed as nurse leftypol getting 4k 4 as perkless trapper
>>215672337well what did you pick?
dont carekikesmuzzyno CA\REQHAT WAS THE POKECT MONSTER OF THE DAYTELL ME
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1508637222668750849/pu/vid/480x360/U1AgnERirjv6zlVe.mp4
>>215672332rapeberg
>>215672337Women are so funny
>>215672328lets see himdo you reckon he has the 'dilution' gene? this is whats responsible for colours other than black/orange/white in cats
>>215672364>gets punched>audience claps
>>215672337Had to watch two series of Drag Race UK with the exgfstein, very grim
>>215672356Task but it was only the first five episodes when I chose so there's a few more to dripfeed over the next week or two. Pretty good.
>>215672364Clapmericans
>>215672362accelgor (official)!! but he also says we can all make our own pokemon of the day if we want to but i wont
>>215672332mousey and heathermong
finally gave in and wanked to trannies
>>215672423Faggot
>>215672364clean punch but weak as fuck with his little jap arms
>>215672364heisei era so peaceful even the fights were peaceful
need a bloody 50 part walkthrough youtube series for life think i’m hardstuck atm
>>215672389ooof I'd draw the line at that I feel
>>215672423corr
yarted off that evil nigga poindexter pack
nigga said yarted
>
>>215672362It was posted in a deleted thread And he gave us item of the day AND Pocket Monster video game of the day
>>215672437need to have your prime minister teach them how to punch
Wish she’d poo in my mouth.
does the pocket monster of the day come from tobes himself or is it something in the video game?
Don't understand why retards should sit in the same class as smart people
>>215672523well they need to place you lot somewhere
droughted off the frogspawn toe sucker in coutts pack
>>215672523here we split classes into upper and lower levels so it's not as bad.
>>215672523they didn't here we had different tiered classes in school with 1 being smartest and 4 being complete spastics
dont know how to punch but when i punch its hardi reckon if i had the technique I'd be unstoppable
>>215672523>>215672529>Scandinavian banter
>>215672522From him >>215660586
>>215672523you're in the same class as them right now einstein
dont know how to punch but when i punch its hard i reckon if i had the technique I'd be unstoppable
set 4 had all the fitties
>>215672568that’s a cool sword
>>215672574no joke the best looking girls in my school were all thick as shitthere was a literal retard with humongous tits and she let everyone fuck her ha ha
>>215672568dont come to wmbley or ill punch you into dust
sir pocket monster
>>215672574tonibler sneaking glances at maggcher from across the room
>>215672552roll you down a hill and you'd be unstoppable you fat cunt
new zeeland lmao
>>215672554quite funny from swedelad tbf I considered a similar post but he beat me to it
>>215672616Can tell you were in set 4 science
you arrive in burger king japan
The Today I Found Out guy looks a lot like the Sideprojects guy.
>>215672620You'd have thought a good way to test it is to ask them to put it back in a postbox writing Return To Sender on it as proof that it got there Not 'just bin this if you got it' seeing as it could just've been lost in the system
>>215672668Was about to day this looks absolutely fucking shit.. but did you say... Jvpvn ???
>>215672668as always let's give it a go
>>215672359>cats are smarter than d-ACK
>>215672668that rice bun was made from special grains water cycled over 9000 times stupid gaijin
>>215672376it's not as visible on camera but it shows up best when the sunlight hits him
those kinds of fingernails though are just ick
>>215672668Think of the vmami
>>215672692recorded delivery obvious
loving the catberg posting
>>215672717:O
>>215672781rest well berge
>>215672781cute
Aha yh its 190
ypipo finna be like dis spice too spicy!
>>215672781haha wheres his face gone the cheeky little nword
i'd never sell information to the chinese. not even if they sent a sexy chinese secret agent to seduce me and have sex with me, i wouldn't do it
>>215672842scromintg
I'd sell state secrets to the Chinese for some prawn toastcorr do I love prawn toast
xi's got my emergency wankbank from my 5yo chinkyphone
>>215672915>xi's got my emergency wankbank from my 5youm
I'd sell state secrets to the Chinese for fun just curious to see what would happen.
i don’t have any state secrets :(
Carriejune Anne BowlbyHot or not?
>>215672906its easy to love
>>215672692also would help see if the system works properly both waysa very daft people
>>215672954if she gained a stone and stopped gaining muscle yes
>>215672952that's exactly what someone with state secrets would say
prelude to the afternoon of a faun is such a banger
new>>215672998>>215672998>>215672998
>>215672954phoar
>>215670492He Looks like A Nintendo Game Boy (DMG-01) Pocket Monster !!
>>215675435hahaha he does as wellshiny geodude O_O
