new /brit/ thread
That bit in MGS2 where the AI goes mental, corr
That bit in real life where the AI goes mental, corr
>dumb whore does a shitty little dance? I GOTTA POST THIS ON /INT/!
>omdsNothing to say?
gay arseing my rape arse
um
artificial gay porn intelligence
how many pakis vs anglos post here you reckon
>>215675563it would take the strength of 10 spartan warriors to get my mouth off her toes
>>215675626i doubt any 'kis post herefar too hostilealthough many larp as them
a girl can be a 10/10 but as soon as i see her doing one of those stupid little dances she's a 6/10 to me
>>215675632she's a cartoon mate
what caste was medlife crisis a part of? he is so polite an aware. so im wondering what caste he was a part of in india
>>215675653Good lad
>>215675653surely this works to your benefit if you can lower that number down to help with the difficulty of talking to attractive women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1QvVnjiegEwtf this yank moved to london and stayed hearing you cunts moan about how much better it is here has me in question now
It's time to start looking presentable. Time to get a move on.
my arse hole now stingsa heavy price paidfor freedomfor England
The most 'pressed I've ever been
Why do women pick the most boring shit to tattoo on their body
>>215675626there's one paki woman and spaki obviously doubt there are any others as they would have been found out by now
>>215675681right well I went outside like this and got arrested for wearing no trousers
>>215675681all extremely boring colours
>>215675681Is this presentable?
I thought an expert who went on doctor mikes show (to help him when another doctor attacked him!) said that ozempic was actually a GLP-3 inhibitor (not GLP-1)
>>215675678Never watched him but he seems like a massive bender
have a cutiefly to go evolve on the next lucky egg
>>215675681Unc brand gear
>>215675681>fair isle >cardigans time for your afternoon nap grandad
I know a thing or two about a thing or two
I want a mad wank. I'll be leaving toil early today to spaff over tomboy tummies
>>215675748true it's just leftypol whinging but it still blows my mind that someone would do that
Cutiefly when he's real
>>215675803do you have HIV/AIDS
>>215675678This fucking vid has been on the right side of most of the videos i watched this week. I refuse to click on it.
>>215675813London's alri if you're a successful leftypol I suppose, it's just British New York
>>215675824need that proboscis up my arse
>>215675681>New Balance
>>215675824more like UGLY!
>>215675829Same, I block channels like mad but haven't seen anything particularly offensive enough to get rid of him yet
This nigga ain't beating the allegations lmaoooo
lmao found an imageboard for architect postinghttps://a.architect.coffee/
Told bro, "Let's rock"We gon' climb up and get shieldy at the topThe bliss dont stopI'm not Christian but I'm busting down the cross The shield gon' lock ^_^
and whiteys on the moon
Feel bad for sitting on my arse all day doing nothing when I'm 'working' from home but there is literally nothing to doJust worried someone's somehow going to find out I'm doing nothing
>>215675825No
Lot of suspicious links posted recently
>>215675860>I block channelsI never even sign in and this cunts video is always there. If i was a youtuber i would be pissed as the algo is undeniably rigged
zoomer girls be like >i simply must get tattoos and film myself on tiktok
>>215675905OK
>>215675871sorry im just too suspicious to click it you know what if its viruses, trojans, malware, hackers. dont want any of that on my computer so i just cant take the risk. if only id bought an apple then i could go around clicking whatever link i so feel like but as it is this is a windows computer which get riddled with things you dont really want on there
>>215675899youre slowly dying btw
>>215675926there are cia agents that sit outside their house and beam stupid ideas into their heads
corr a female woman*starts wanking*
>>215675933you could have just said "john mcaffee"
Have a Leftypol mate who unironically thinks Labour 'need more time' like they're the Man United manager or something lmao
>CIA agents shame theyre all blappepo
>>215675940dunno what you meanbizarre post
>>215675927: )
>>215675829i dont blame you
>>215675943must be true, can’t find another explanation for it
Rorke eating a curryRorke being a massive hypocrite
Don't care for this new gymmyck
shame I am not allowed to join the CIA because im a white man so im not allowed to go be a CIA agent because theyre all black and dont want me in the CIA
BACKUP NEW/EMERGENCY ASSEMBLY THREAD>>215674010>>215674010>>215674010
>>215675864buy an ad
might shove a labubu up my arse
the patagonia fish fleece is fucking sold out nowfuck the people at twitter i wanted one and now it’s a waitlist can’t have shit in this fucked up chud incel life
>>215675975:)
>>215676017what’s a fish fleece
>>215676008um
>>215675899Are you absolutely certain you have nothing to do? No old files to archive, no unread emails to go through, no administrative paperwork, nothing you can prepare in advance? You shouldn't feel this way if you truly know there is nothing for you to do.
cia sat outside my house using a ray that makes me want to listen to bladee
>>215676017Typa shit a woman would writeGet your life together and grow a pair
>>215675871mcafee putting a plugin on my firefox to prevent me from clicking this
going to go drink a four loko and watch surgery videos on YouTube
won't catch me dead dressing like an unc. you sexless twats.
>>215675984>yet you partake in itRorke btfo
cia beams are main reason behind gay porn posting
>>215676030a fleece with a fish pattern/imagery on it
England and Wales is the oldest political unit in the world
>>215676057>hiding his wrists/handswhy does he hate being black
>>215676039MI6 using it's gay ray to make me lust for British femboys
>>215676070They’re so fit
This.
it's a gay porn kind of day
>>215676065why not get a bear instead? or a moosewhy fish
>>215676057omds coyo
This template finna need an update with all the new zesty ahh thumbnails
>>215675984rorke mate just SHUT UP yeah
>>215676035you got a fucking problem?
I've just woken up and I'm already seething and fuming
What team do you support lads?
you realise web browsers are isolated and websites can't randomly "hack" you or whatever it is you think will happen
>>215676121the left is on so many levels of cope its unreal these people (making this poster) supporting immigration. mental
>>215676136england
>>215676121not been a good parliament for leftypol has it? he's going off the deep end
>>215676113buy an ad
>>215676004Nope :D
>>215676138wasn’t made by a left wing person.
If we have to have them I'd prefer they stick to their own areas truth be told
>>215676137wrong what about 0days
Building hundreds and thousands of Daleks and transplanting dead nazi soldiers into the cages and setting them loose over the UK so they can wipe out the biomass
>>215676156not a pixel
>>215676152No :P
arse raping an arse with my arse
>>215676165wasnt made by a left pers-ACK! t. every polshit when it all kicks off (JK I am gonna go harvest plants and become an apothecary)
>>215676156>NottinghamHow'd they sneak that one though?
>>215676197quiet now child
Mad how they keep us on this website arguing about which country is worse instead of us all sticking together
>hamallah doesnt bloody permit it
>>215676223telling on yourself here
>>215676168if there was a zero day vulnerability it would be sold in a bug bounty program for far more money than can be gained with a random link attack given how most payment providers require 2fa
first time bakingtried baking a cookie cake because everyone love a millies cookies oneits inedible
mad how some people would rather wank to blokes bums and willies rather than a pretty girl
>>215676261>blokes bumswe call them women these days rorke
>>215676258What the FUCK is that
Haven't had a wank in a weekjust 13 more and the gay porn demons won't have any power over me anymore
>the schizo nonce is spamming our general again our general is literally unusable
might watch kenan and kel
woke up early because when I sleep too much I get a headache and become incapacitated for the rest of the day, but now I'm incapacitated because I feel extremely drowsy and angry
>>215676274meant to look like this
>>215676301Every accusation is a confession
Gays are alright, don't mind them
>>215676309Omfd
>>215676261gay mind virus, tragic stuff
Just finished preparing tonight's meal, smells great
done fuck all at toil again and it's all going to catch up with me
>>215676325>be me>meet a nonce>"you are a nonce">nooo it is in fact me who is a nonce because every accusation is a confession
>>215676325Your mother sucked my cock yesterday
>>215676301every /int/ general is plagued by subhumans with no lives who want attention unfortunatelyactually, every general on the website if you look far enough. the format just encourages them to do so
nationalise attractive womenleft to their own devices (the free market) they just get tattoos and piercings
and what have you contributed, oh wise one?
>>215676353the dough looked fine and tasted good i dont know how it happened think i put the oven on too high
Accusing random men of having a massive knob so my willy magically grows into a massive willy
>>215676358>>215676403You lads need a Bigham's
>>215676309>>215676258screaming
>>215676363Ktimming at this
>>215676378Our general is the worst though, never seen such mental illness anywhere else
>>215676372That’s not an accusation. Your grasp of the English language is poor
Reckon you'll live long enough to see them reverse aging and allow you to live forever so long as you don't kill yourself or have a nasty accident?
>>215676429Yeah actually
>>215676425that's what everyone says about their general very common trust me
>>215676403You tried your best that’s all that matters
*turns prison gay and rapes rorke*
Lying so much I'm lying about lying, can't go on like this
>>215676429they'll force it on everyone and sterilise us so they can have a permanent work force
might read the bible
>>215676427Every accusation is a confession
>>215676258Better luck next time. What recipe did you follow?
>>215676427I accused the whore of sucking my cock yesterday
>>215676453thanks but i promised mum a nice cakestill have ingredients left so might give it another go
>>215676482go read the torah instead its much better
>>215676472used to have this problem. a vile addiction that.
just opened a wormhole connect directly to lidl's bakery and i'm about to put my hand in and steal a treat :)
>>215676482a clue gained
>>215676482yhe binble
>>215676504What did you do about it
>>215676522he's lying mate
gfberg asking me why Albania is my most recent VPN connection well...
I lie to my parents about going out the house, having friends and hobbies. They're starting to be afraid I'll doe a virgin by topping myself
>>215676493https://youtu.be/M8ylM3pAuVo?si=MqMw5Uy7XerSBZuhthis annoying american i suspect may be of the gay variety its the oven methinks definitely put it on too high
>>215676444oh dear, if you only knew the swedish autism is unmatched
>I will end matters in my own hands soon without involcing any others which I know will please many readers.
I posted 100 times abotu white women fucking blacks today can we be friends now do you like me now
someone blocking my drive again but they look well hard so I don’t know what to do I can’t fight
>cookie cakeHow about some greens? Some fruits? Some vegetables? A vitamin or two? Natural sugars? Gain a clue
>>215676503think it's the same actually
eww they cut the dura on the spine and a bunch of spinal fluid leaked out!
Just lost a clue
>>215676560It definitely looks overcooked. Keep in mind different ovens cook at different rates depending on air circulation, heat capacity, size etcI don't know about cookie cakes but if it's at all like most cakes you can just eyeball it by poking it with a knife every now and then and pull it out the moment it comes out without dough sticking to it
No idea what I'm doing
>>215676603brother is turning 18 soon and it’s the only cake he likeswanted to practise making one for him ok dont have a go>>215676621thanks, going to try again and hopefully it doesn’t turn out like thatyou can’t even eat it it’s like dirt
rusks are so lush
6(-cyano)-au-morphine
oh my days rorke just SHUT IT blud
>>215673112>>215673136>>215673315/brit/ has an overwhelming cultural influence in outer/int/
These birthed for DILF threads on /b are interesting...
>>215676678baby rusks? true
>>215676638do they ever lez out
https://youtu.be/pW-jh_1pR3A?t=541wow look at the blood coming out with each heartbeat ^o^
>>215676657You're a good brother lad
I consider you my friends
>>215676482
>>215676732ive got my own version of that inside me
surgeons are so mean
>>215676796What norwood is this?
>>215676796looks like he has glasses on in the thumbnail that makes him look like Steve Jobs
they call me big p around these parts
Had enough of it
verify your poo
>>215676657That's nice of you It is definitely overcooked, sugar turns to charcoal when it burns which happens very quickly once it startsWatch the one you make for your brother and maybe get an oven thermometer to make sure it's a the right temperature Also make sure you're baking in the same kind of pan (glass or metal) as the recipe calls for as it makes a big difference for cakes
*starts blasting out LMFAO tunes from the /brit/ sound system*
mr sir kier starmer
>>215676871sooOoOree for party rockinnn
>>215676842yeah big prat haha
>>215676861thanksfound a bbc recipe instead of some tutorial by a gay guy so hopefully it’ll be betterif not ill have two cakes that’ll need chucking into the neighbours garden
are you posting for you, or for (You)?
>>215676506Kingen
corticosteroids common side effects: cushings, hypertension, oedema, adrenal crisis, (long-term use) osteoporosis
Why do they call it Palestine, not like it's very friendly is it
>>215675740that is a rimbombee
>>215676920>Garantthose were purchased from willys, not lidl
membrane sweep 38-39 weeks
big vantablack jumanji BBC
*starts rocking back and forth autistically to the rhythm without moving my feet*
>>215676975um um um um um
>>215676927and weight game, irritated bowel and lupus. third time this week so far I heard about lupus again! (the other one was the for chronic fatigue syndrome)
That bit in Pokemon Sun and Moon where Lusamine turns into that jellyfish monstercorr sexo would catch that in a pokeball and shag it silly
Unravelling
>>215676657when i bake cakes, i always start checking them about 10 minutes before the estimated baking time. you can use a toothpick to poke italso this recipe for cookie cake says you might need to cover the cake with aluminum foil after the first 15 minutes to prevent the top from getting burnt. i'm sure your next try will turn out greathttps://sallysbakingaddiction.com/chocolate-chip-cookie-cake/#tasty-recipes-75463
>>215676895Hope you succeed or he at least appreciates the effort lol
Digger Nick
Canada baking >:3
hungry
>>215676944Why do they call it Israel? Not like it's a real country is it?
>>215676908i post for u, specifically
Poos for PalestineYou do a poo, then it gets sent to Palestine for scranning
We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the London bridge and council housing.We cannot get out. The end comes… drum n bass, drum n bass in the deep. They are coming.
i poo for /brit/, specifically
Might listen to some black people music today
VERY tempted to get back into runescape
>>215677022what is it about the canadians that appeals to you so much
>>215677097sexy maplesyrupfae
>>215677095toby
>>2156770953 or OSRS?I feel this all the time but I can't spend hours playing anymore so membership would just go to waste
so this is rorke
>>215677125reckon he fucks her in the woods?
surprisingly easy to put a needle into the head (I guess at 30 degrees)
Like a person but darker coloured
>>215677123OSRS of course
>>215677125they ate the grey squirrel after
>>215677125That’s a quite tasteful looking black girl. Don’t see that too often.
I'm rorking
grey squirrel ate godspeed you two
mousey HATES grey squirrels
>>215677097and psychologists they are psychologists
Rorke and that
eated a salad
>>215677196*dying kermit voice* im a clinical psychologist and i ORDER you to stop posting mice!
Supposed to shag the gf later and i've had two wanks today while she's been in the office
cervical cephalous (ce phallus) (sub)arachnoid with the arachnid part of the womans reproductive system I havent gotten to yet because that (spiders) scary desu
>>215677192Блять
>>215677252Have you checked for spiders lurking in your old cash register and planks of wood
enceph phalus
>>215677125>OpethForgot about this shitty band
>>215677246carry on your way, my rorkethere'll be peace when you are done
>>215676258>>215676309Aldi v M&S
>>215677271dont mind them desu and its probably a GOOD thing that one day they might have a chance to go to the outside world in a few generations if I ever go burn this wood or cans, checking for spiders before I do
>>215676638i have seen julia's breastules so this is at minimum a baddiedem x gyaldem webm
wow the brain looks like... a spider sack of eggs like in harry potter. with the white stuff around it. ew! *tony stark* I have never seen a brain
>>215677301thought he got done ages ago
>>2156773014? fucking hell
if your boss said to suck his willy in exchange for working from home full time and never having any tasks assigned to you, would yo do it?
imagine all the things i could have learned, all the skills honed, all the experience, all the clues gained, if i hadn't wasted my life here
>>215677358For receiving full pay and never having to work or show up for work again? Obviously
Would it REALLY have been so bad if Germany won?
>>215677134>sayonara tattooweird choice of tat
>>215677358don't enjoy working but i prefer it to sucking willies i'd say
have you verified your poo
>>215677386heathermong would of been killed by the Nazis btw
that's a name i hadn't heard in years
>>215677380Ktim Westwood
maan im so ugly in my phone camera
>>215677417What's his skincare regime he's a pensioner or something
black pussy changed rorke (BPCR)
NOOOOO I DON'T GET A FREE CAR ON MOTABILITY I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT WITH MY PIP MONEY YOU SHITPUFFIN
Notification from HM Toilet Scanner>Invalid poo: not recognisedIts over for me
>>215677386no
>>215677443white boy runt genes, they look like boys at 50
Sir Toilet Scanner
>>215677440literally all ugly wtf
Posted it again award
mousenonce has a new gf and wont be posting here much anymore
>>215677440puppy looking like a young Hilary CLinton here UwU
>>215677468its the same girl
poo mad how
>>215677354lmao remember this
>>215677478um whos my new gf o.o need her
Mad how Bill was such a shagger and Hillary was such a harridan
https://i.postimg.cc/DzvS3YNd/image.pngTHE BRUSSY THAT SHIT LOOKS LIKE A BRUSSY
>>215677440do you get paid to repost this here every day or what
Passive smoking giving me lung cancer probably grand
>>215677354tempa t was legiun
very arachnidlike
Bird at work who's job is just to make infographics for internal use
>>215677551purge mask looking ahh
>>215677551would love to smash her head into the wall in minecraft
>>215677591so you do get paid
>>215677551urge to bash her box in
>>215677589dont tell the workboss that Indians make these for $7 a pop because I guess youre paying for security o algo
let the wanks fall where they may
>>215677600back off...*grr* *snarls* or else...
>>215677551got a strong jaw
https://youtu.be/HOR-C3tFTjU&t=52
>back off...*grr* >*snarls* >or else...
Anyone take those vitamins n shit that increase your cum?Might do it
my job is to make my coworkers uncomfortable
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>>215677671THIS is mousey
>>215677677yeah why not >>215677671yeah why not
