Super Mario 3D Land editionPrevious: >>215680085
normies not welcome
goomba looks a little miffed
Weaponized voting machines, gutting the VRA, maximized gerrymandering, mass deportations and ICE at every polling location, and Teamsters ballot dumping at 3AM. We are going to rule for a century.
>>215685256
I'm a pseudo-normieI have lots of friends and engage in normie activities but I never get laid
i am the truest truecel. i can’t even participate in society let alone make people, or god forbid a woman, like me
>>215685177Majority of people are like that
>>215685490cute
If you died tomorrow, would you regret how you lived your life?
Alright bros. I got a text from a random number asking how I’m doing. How do I respond? Nothing illegal
>>215685518her name is Tommie
>>215685551are these your cats?
>>215685561I'd be dead
>>215685561If we're being honest with ourselves I think everyone browsing 4chan would to a certain degree
>>215685551>>215685490there are some rats/mice in my walls could I borrow it for a few days?
>>215685561I'd regret not fucking more bitches
A f*male with massive milkers is submissiveA f*male with a monster dumptruck is dominate
>>215685561>No remorse, no repent>We don't care what it meant>Another day, another death>Another sorrow, another breath
>>215685581CONGRATULATIONS, you have just signed up for the Evangelical Lutheran Faith texting service. All subsequent messages will be billed at a rate of $1/per text. TEXT [STOP] TO END THIS SERVICE.
>>215685561My only regret would be never getting /fit/
>>215685561Nah
>>215685600absolute cuteness, I gotta get a cat
>>215685561Honestly I'd rather not think about this life at all. Just the eternal sleep
>>215685603they hand out around my house, can only pet one of them>>215685631go to a animal shelter and get one or two kitties
>>215685675Get started now
>>215685581Don't, it's a scam to see if your number is active.
>>215685561no. i did everything i needed to do. i've had my fun, i helped someone else. i've laughed a lot, i've cried a lot. i've been bored, and excited. i'm done. i truly do feel finished. i don't know if the end is today, or tomorrow. but everything from here on is gravvy. i guess we'll see.
>>215685741i don't really like cats because they're dumb and i'm extremely allergic to themit's just for a couple of daysjust loan me the cat anon
I was once getting some texts from some boomer lady about some random some gossip. When I didn't respond she bombared my phone with texts how I was arrogant and won't give her the "tea". Eventually I told her she had the wrong number. Funny thing that it happened three times in an year.
Speaking of scams, my mother received a mysterious voice-mail recently claiming to be from the sheriff's office, saying they had my sister in custody. They knew her full name and and my sisters name. It was fake, of course.The fuck is up with that?
>>215685873should have made something up
Girls dont give a shit about sex. There is a reason why the females that are fucking around, have mental illness, depression, borderline or major traumas.Sex is only used to have power over men. They dress slutty or talk sexual provocative, because its a strategy to attract a guy and have some power in this world. In reality they all want relationships and a provider. They want emotions, romance, drama, and everything around it. I fucked many girls that behaved like emotionless sluts, but in the end they all wanted a ltr. Also i noticed that the less attractive the girl is, the more she uses sex as a tool. Thats also the reason why fat girls and roasties hook up way more.Sex is a instrument to keep us guys in the hamsterwheel. Gym, money, education, everything would fall down if there is no motivation of sex anymore.If girls would really care about sex and have a real libido, they would behave the same as homosexuals. You go on a dating app at 3 in the night, send your dick pic and 15minutes later you meet the girl on a dirty public toilet. Because they would be so horny, every fetish could have its niche. Fat hairy men, bald men with moustaches, extremely skinny men and so forth. Also having a big dick would be way enough to fuck around like crazy.
>>215685912Didn't read
>>215685877their names are probably floating around on social media.
I'm thinking about getting an electric Ferrari
>>215685561Yes. I spent far too much time on my computer socially isolating myself. I never put forth any shred of effort towards actually attaining anything in my life. I played it safe, and therefore did nothing at all.
>>215685220yahoo lets a go my koopa its an honor sir kooper bowser motherfucker
>>215685877It would take just some digging. They usually let the boomers rant, reveal things and play off itAn aunt got a similar call that my brother was in custody because he had killed someone and needed money for bail lmao. She freaked the fuck out and called everyone in the family>>215685906In hindsight yeah it would've been funny but I felt bad for the boomerette
>>215685989>its an honor sir kooper bowser motherfuckeri don't know why this is making me laugh so much
I like the name chester but it sounds like a goofy "protagonists best friend" name. It also sounds more like a dog or cat name
I'll probably never have sex. Whenever I get horny I'll masturbate without thinking of anything and I'll try to kill my sexuality. It came back and I'm annoyed. I'll never be able to fuck so why even think about it
It's almost beer o'clock
i upgraded the pulse rifle so much necromorphs dont feel scary anymore
I got a 3% raise at work
>>215686169I miss ma boy
>>215686175
>>215686311hmm... just nuke it all
I've been on the internet since 1749
Have you ever used the word moist in a conversation with a woman?
>>215686387World started in 1774 retard
>>215686400I've never had a conversation with a woman
>>215686222time to go on a rampage. disinfectant protocol active.
>>215686432Some people are blessed.
>>215686432Stone cold.... I kneel
>>2156864111776 actually
>>215686432how is that possible?
>>215686521He is gay
Just ate some cheeseWish I had some more cheese
>>215686500I started looksmaxxing about a week ago so we'll see if anything changes. I take zero care of myself so I suppose I can only go up. It's worth a shot at least.>>215686521Average + introverted + shy + high inhibition = it's over
>>215686556what about in school?
>>215686438i dont know why so many people shit on the pulse rifle though....this thing shreds i guess maybe they are firing at the body and head instead of the legs and claws
>>215686547
>>215686586He was also gay already
i was ordering tacos and saw this option when i clicked on sauces
>>215686586I've never had a conversation with a girl that wasn't forced. I had "conversations" with girls in school if I was put with them on a group assignment or something. But I've never talked to a girl outside of anything like that or a cashier or whatever
I’m not gay
>>215686531>>215686622I'm not gay, I just always felt I never had any chance whatsoever so I never tried.
just got banned from another board for being "off topic" lol
>>215686614Vgh…cheese…Me on the left
>>215686633Kekaroo
>>215686679>feltdon't be like that bro, you never know until you try
>>215686725You are correct. I could probably continue on this path for the rest of my life and I'd be "fine" but I also think I would have some heavy regrets about never trying at all.That being said I don't think I'll even be presentable for another year or two. I have a lot of issues I need to fix about myself.
Need a job that pays $100,000/year
>>215686598either that, or they juiced it up in the remake?
>>215686679Didn't your weewee ever go WAHOO for a girl?
>>215686783I make half that
>>215686789im playing the original
>>215686765Hell yeah bro, there's always room for improvement.
Need a job that pays $100,000,000/hour
>>215686783I make twice that
Need a job
>>215686884Need a kiss
>>215686845Same >>215686868Same
>>215686833No. There's obviously girls I've found very attractive but I've never had any strong emotional desire for them. Like if they want to fuck me that's great but whatever.
>>215686901cm'ere
Girls smell nice and they’re very soft
I want a fast car
I want a gf
Im Chad balltzeYou're the soy wojak
>>215687006cap
Farley Drexel Hatcher's pert buttocks
I have a wife
>>215687091Go away
I just want casual sex and a harem with women, I don't care about marriage or any of that shii
>>215687071Yeah it’s true they have a layer of fat under their skin that makes them soft They also shave their body hair and out lotion on so they’re also smooth usually>>215687101Don’t reply to Ratpedo and he goes away He’s like a case of herpes
>>215686979>>215686979
My lady is going to be late with my dinner because she's watching girls soccer after school
>>215687137naah, having someone you love that loves you is better, not even close
After I turned 30 my family stopped asking when Im getting a gf and having children. I think they gave up desu
>>215685561i would say that i've done the best i could have done given the circumstances. only regret would have been focusing too much on my career/finances and not enough on traveling.
>>215687175you could surprise her with some well-timed takeout.
This lil nigga really wants me to go: owe gee golly! I want to be a member to witness his music wisdom!! I guess I have to give money to the zoomie!!
Pooopooooooooooooo!Peeepeeeeeeeeeeeee!Dooodooooooooooooo!
>>215687265LOL
>>215685220best game
>>215687265Do you listen to bad bunny?
why don't americans like football?
>>215687301Sorry meant to reply to >>215687282Just crossed the border to get my sexual reassignment surgery done in Seattle so my flag changed
Both my grandmothers have outlived my grandfathers by more than a decade at this point. Don't know what to do with this information.
>Puerto Rico's electrical system, managed by the state-owned Puerto Rico Electric Power Authority (PREPA), filed for bankruptcy in 2017 after accumulating over $8 billion in debt. The bankruptcy proceedings have proven complex and have stretched on for years, delaying critical grid modernizations. >The system's financial and operational troubles are due to a combination of factors, including mismanagement, underinvestment, fossil fuel dependence, and extensive damage from natural disasters.
>>215687344why dont eurosharts call it soccer
>>215687344We love football, it’s the most popular sport here I’m gonna go to a football game soon (49ers/Falcons)
>>215687334No. Probably by accident but it's hard to distinguish him from other reggaeton music I heard on the streets and ads. It's everywhere but I always avoid it.
>>215687350have some wine.
Britain is the single Anglo country that calls it football
plan for the night: smoke a ciggie every time i read 5 pages
>>215687382why is american football called that anyway it doesn't make any sense
>>215687363wish we would dump those sacks of shit and deport all the ones living here
>>215687424That's very ambitious
It's called soccer in Japan too
>>215687363lolwut, electricity is just a service you produce and sell somewhat locally. >people use 10 kilowatts>charge them per kilowatt>use funds to pay for maintenance, salaries, upkeep of systems, etc. how is it even possible for it to go bankrupt unless someone was literally just stealing money and then taking on loans to fill the gap
>>215687460And Australia
>>215687334No but I went to grad school with a bunch of Puerto Ricans and they listened to him and Daddy Yankee all the time
>>215686902>why am I on there?
>>215687490you said anglo countries so yeah
>>215687434google it nigga
Ask chatgpt to google the sources of the answer you looking for
>>215687400>>215687493Are you excited for the halftime show?
>>215687585No, I wanted Britney Spears
i am sick and tired of /cum/ ignoring the plight of BIPOC trans posters in this general. do better.
>>215687585I don't watch sports
>>215687509Wasn’t me who said that and I didn’t see that post
>>215687709me neither
>>215687648Death to all trannies
I hate protein shakes so much bros
>>215687648I’s be Polish (negro of Europe)
>>215687648>Bipac Shakur
>No you can't deport illegals reeeeeWhy are they like this?
Just got spooked by a reflection from a car driving by
My neighbor tells me not to worry about the gunshots because he’s just gonna go hunting and I have no real way of knowing if he’s murdering someone
>>215687648>Winnepeg Trans Pride Bitter 2.1 % abv DRAFT
>>215687815please don't say spook it's a racial slur
libs support trannies because they're woke or smth idki support trannies because making chuds mad is funny
>>215687842Jeet.
>>215687842It probably was a black person driving too, that's why it spooked me
I support trannies because I hate women
the spooker has become the spooked
I support making fun of trannies because they're funny
tried putting vanilla protein powder and strawberry jam into greek yogurtway too sweet and way too thick. I have to wash it down with water every couple spoonfulls because it's too muchI'm gonna finish choking this down because there's like 80g of protein in this bitch, but I'm going back to just mixing it into water asap
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
niggaz really be out here whining about not getting enough protein in a day like nigga just mix 15 scoops of protein powder into a glass of water and chug it nigga
>>215687935>vanilla protein powderthat should go into milk desu
>>215687959you should be drinking cum you little faggot
>>215687970nigga 15 scoops don't fit in one glass nigga fucking dumb nigga you gotta boof it
>>215687901Trans women are women
Don't read books, just get ai to summarize it for you
>>215687988You would like that wouldn't you you little fag
Vanilla protein powder tastes like shit every time
>>215687988im not gay
>>215687984milk makes me feel bloated thougheverNO I am NOT black
Why do people care so much about pronouns? Can't they just make "it" the only pronoun so everyone shuts the fuck up.
I mix protein into water because I’m lactose intolerant. I’m latinx by the way
why not just eat some nuts? peanuts, cashews, plenty of protein in those, and it won't make you miserable having them.
>>215688027lactose intolerant?
keep refreshing this page I'm about to drop the ultimate quick fix solution that will make you a millionaire
>>215687451too ambitious. i'll make it 10 actually
>I’m not le gay reeeeeeWhy are homos like this?
>>215688024if you were drinking cum you would be
>>215688054I'm starting to lose my tolerance as I get older yeah
I like lifting weights but I hate eating big amounts of food tbqhfam
>>215688051>why not just eat some nuts?YOOOO NIGGA PAUSE! ZESTY ASS BOI!
>>215688027Yt pipo lose their ability to digest lactose if they stop consuming it
>>215688079why? are you sure it's lactose?
>>215688051high calories
>>215688079>>215688054i'm lactose intolerant but it's not milk it's indians
>>215688024It doesn't have to be sexual, cum has lots of protein and other good stuff, there's nothing more healthy for a straight man than drinking a fresh shot of warm virile cum straight from your bro.
How about I'm blacktoes intolerant
>>215688180
Katanas just look bad. Japanese weapons in general just look simple and flimsy. Their spears and bows are pretty cool though
why the fuck are we giving money to Argentina
>>215688123pretty sure because the same thing happened to my parents>>215688109I'm slavpipo
>>215688209They found out they're black
>>215688209>we >leaf
Is your best friend a talking dog?
>>215688223https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/lactose-intolerance/symptoms-causes/syc-20374232
>>215688223Me too (I am Polish)Happens to everyone because the bacteria that digests the lactose dies off
>>215688208I think katanas look cool. Rapiers are my favorite swords thoughever.
>>215674944Oh god what the fuck has the gnomecel done he invited the gnomes into /int/ it’s fucking over
I keep telling myself today is the day I'll turn things around
listening to Country Joe and the Fish
>>215688266it's lactase not bacteria. lactase converts lactose into glucose+ galactose
I did type it right though
I have severe porn addiction. I don't even watch it because I'm horny I watch it because I'm bored. I can't remember the last time I was fully hard
Watching a show about some filthy Hezbollah leader who got blown up by the CIA and Mossad
>>215688390Me too
Just think of what my life might beIn a world like I have seenI don't think I can carry onCarry on this cold and empty life
>>215688390prove to yourself that you're not a bitch and limit cooming to once every other day
I only jerk off like once a week these days
Uncle is schizo and he starts rambling nonsense and you're like it's not like that but he don't listen so you're like ermm yea
>>215688384I don’t know what I said I know lactase is an enzyme I don’t know why I said it’s a bacteria
Do you feel blessed today?
"Grok 4 Fast" is like 5 times slower than Grok 3 Fast.
I asked her out and she respectfully declined However I was not HUMILIATED as I feared
>>215688464we take those chat
>>215688464Chad is plowing her right now
haven’t washed my sheets since can’t remember when
FK hasn't updated his X since aug 14
>>215688485Thanks for sharing your cuckold fantasies
>>215688505I'm Chad though. I'm plowing her right now
It’s still called Twitter I am NEVER calling it X
>>215688390Have you tried gooning inside the real thing?
>>215688570I'm a KHHV
I have 531 mods in Fallout 4 like how gay is that
>>215688580how old?
>>215688581I don’t think any amount of mods can save fallout 4
>>215688566TPFKAT
>>21568859223
>>215688593I realized that like a year ago but kept going anyway
>>215688581post your mod list
>>215688592NTA but 22ITS OVER
Dear America,sincerely what the fuck is going on down there?Best Wishes, Canada
Any girl here wants to be my gf and any bussiness owner here want to hire me?
>>215688580That's because you don't apply yourself. The getting sex is the easy part the hard part is actually having a relationship :(
>>215688637OK Chad
It’s also extremely hilarious how the unofficial Fallout 4 patch completely bricks Nuka-World. And Arthmoor just shrugged his shoulders and said “not my problem”
My asscrack smells so fucking ripeI can’t wait for the shower tomorrow morning
>>215688645People don't want a relationship anymore
>>215688656what since when?
>>215688566>dead naming This is problematic
>>215688667How tall are you
>>215688635What if a female business owner wants both
>>215688464At least you tried fren>However I was not HUMILIATED as I fearedI told youIts good that you asked her tho, kudos
>>215688620https://www.mediafire.com/file/eyj5hjvweeens2v/modlist.txt/filedon't know if this will work
>>215688713Don’t fucking click thisIt’s a virus
I played like 50 hours of Fallout 4, got bored and quit
>>215688671Since at least 3 years ago and he absolutely refuses to fix it.
>>215688623no its not
>>215688727ahhh fack you got me
>>215688683NTA but 5’8 ITS OVER
>>215688765At least I'm 5'10
My dog refuses to eat endless I’m watching
>>215688798Hmmm?
> Israel, Hamas agree to phase 1 of Trump peace deal to release hostages, begin ceasefirePEACE AT LASTPEACE AT LEASTLET'S ALL /cum/ TOGETHER AS ONE
>>215688788Rub it in more why don’t ya
>>215688823I'm still a KHHV. What difference does it make
peace for real this time
>>215688734works on my machine. maybe community fixes merged is overriding his bullshit
i'm mid game new vegasi don't think i'll play it anymorei don't really like games where you have toput attention in building your player
>>215688818Orange man deserves a Nobel peace prize
>>215688834Stronger More respected Less likely to get dementia
>>215688765I'm 5'6 and I had 2 girls like me in middle school and 2 in high schoolthey didn't know I was socially stunted loser but still
How much would you be willing to pay to be taken back in time to when you were 10 years oldYou get to keep all of your present knowledge and life experience
REALLY don’t feel like doing Jiu Jitsu tonight, but will force myself anyways
>>215688857they should offer it to him but he should refuse to accept because it's worthless
>>215688818Right...
Love my new YouTube gfhttps://youtu.be/ZWotusu7c6c
>>215688900>unc expects us to know who tf these people are
>>215688885I’ve had 3 different women express direct interest in me, but two were FAT and one was a single mother who ghosted me anyways
>>215688707That's fine too
I've wasted my life.
>>215688984Why did you do that?
>>215688936the towel is Yasser Arafa leader of Palestine
>>215688984I’m currently in the process of wasting my life
>>215688984You just have to live, laugh, and love, anon :)))
>>215688936https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oslo_Accords
>>215688886Are you 80 years old?
What is your stance on dating coworkers?
>the towelnew slur unlocked
what is your stance on dating your cousins
>>215688886I would give everything I have to be taken back 7-8 years ago
got a candle for you niggas
>>215689082I would if it was socially acceptable
>>215689062How the fuck else am I supposed to find a girlfriend?Fuck people who say you can't do it
What is your stance on carbon-dating
>>215689091Why
>>215689062yeah why not
>>215689012Left is then Israeli PM Rabin. Middle is Blowie Clinton.
>>2156886836'2
>>215689108It's incredible and has taught us so much
>>215689062didn't know people were against this
>>215689110To try to not fuck up the relationship with my then girlfriend
>>215689132of course lol
>>215689146It can make things awkward at work if things end badly. The phrase don’t shit where you eat exists for a reason
>>215689179Better to try than to die alone
>>215689168Smol.
>>215689128>Israeli PM Rabinoh yeah, that was the guy before Bibi right?
what is your stance on stance
>>215689199how many girls have you fucked
Tbh if she did say yes to the date, I would have had to quickly clean my car and try to remove the sweat smell in like two days
>>215689216depends on the date
>>215688733happened the three times I put serious effort into starting a character. it doesn’t hit as hard as the oldies.
>>215689108It's inaccurate but everyone pretends otherwise because it's the best tool we have
>>215689231Well do that regardless
>>215689192How do you know? Have you ever died alone?
What do women mean that someone is a “bad kisser” What does it mean to be a good kisser?
/cum/ is a normalfag gen
>>215689279be chad
>>215689269Yes, all three of my past lives have been KHHV’s. I’m not letting this be the fourth
>>215689279no idea
>>215689159What did you do
>>215689279I assume a bad kisser doesn't reciprocate and lets the other person do all the workalso putting your tongue too far in or biting too hard
>>215689306based
Dubs and I skip Jiu Jitsu tonight Off not I’ll take a nap before I go
Use this for the new
>>215689315I fucked everything up, its a long story.
>>215689279I don't know what they mean by that, but when it gets intense they like it when you grab them by the hair at the back of the neck
>>215689366'jak this mfer
>>215689366
>>215689405>cyxu nacmuI can't figure this out>c mlechen kremmilk cream right?
>>215689477>>215689477>>215689477
tfw no gf
