Lunch edition>>215683902
Bro eating a flower as a side dish
Name this band
moderator, this north macedonian person made a thread before previous one hit 310 posts, thus breaking european union law
>>215705193>simps>men
>>215705916Mods, this person is impersonating Reddit staff (Bulgarians)
My body craves the touch of a man
>>215706125Bro turned Bulgarian after 1 day on balk
>>215706125пoдъeзжaй cёдня в 10 к циpкy, я тeбe пoкaжy тaч oф a мэн.
nigga got a boyfriend offer in 90 seconds
>>215706164Gay sex ritual
>it's actually hot outsideummmm
Enjoying my break with some red grapes from Italy.
>>215706125>>215706164the duality of z
>>215706253Z's literally can't go an entire thread without mentioning penises or homosexuality.
>>215706164Gonna have to buy me a plane ticket bro. We can re-enact the russo-turkish war together. Always wanted to visit moskva.
eating work lazagna
>>215706298>t. sociopath who tortured innocent squidward for sexual pleasure
>>215706298Unlike Bulgarians
>>215706337Gay sex update? Your boyfriend still not letting you post on balk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7jGHfP91mEAAABE TAT...
>>215706430who the what now?
Doin' some laundry rn I hate this shit
>>215706563just put the clothes in the spinny thing bro, it's not that hard
>>215706563I like doing laundry Something extremely lindy about going from a full laundry basket to an empty one
>chryna play on some zombie RP servers in GTAV>ummm you need this server browser>ummm you need discord to join this server>ummm you need to verify your phone to join the discordcancer
>>215706551Stop lying bro
>>215706613I only bother posting on balk when I'm at the office and have nothing to do bro
>>215706591I joined two Soyhammer discords to find niggas to group up hearder difficulties and I saw they were actually text heavy on the RP shit so I dropped itWho am I to judge them I post on /balk/
>>215706125It's over.
>>215706756Everytime there is a gay post there is an 80% chance it's the turko-bulgarian troon on a proxy. (Me)
Yo, shitgao. Post your updated ancestryDNA results too lilbro
Another warehouse soon, Balkan bratans.Have to store the tractors and a World War II jeep my grandfather gave to me before he died.
>answer these 100 questions to be whitelisted on the driscordNo, this is giga autistic. What the fuck.
>>215706901It hasn't been updated in awhile bro. Same as I last posted.
>>215707018Thinking of moving to Brazil to increase my lifts, thoughts? There's correlation between living in violent areas and testostorone.
>>215707053Wtf breh, you're supposed to get an updateIs your test gigaold or sumth?
>>215707080I live innawoods tho, you have to worry about jaguars, mountain lions, poisonous snakes and giant anteaters more than you have to worry about other people.
>>215707133BRAH wtf is this
>>215707018>bratansDon't use this word. Sounds like banan. We aren't monkeys. Use the superiour BRATYA
>Battlefield 6 in 1 hourshould I get it?
>>215707209i hope i'm not a gigamutt like this
>>215707209>2% germans in russiaHoly shit doe, you're even more of a mutt than me >>215702746
I'm 100% Serbian.
>>215707279>>215707293I am Roman bros. An imperial. Not part of your gay nationalist states.
>>215707209Bumgal is more Iranian than MongolianMental
>>215707332You only have 1 more location than me doeAlso l don't have bumgaria marked on my map(unlike you do)Therefore l'm superiour
>>215707376I am Aryan.>>215707399Nah I always knew I was a gigamutt that is why I am so warlike. All my ancestors were military men that spermad women from different conquests. I feel it.
>>215707293ionian islands is crazy
Tatar genepool is the proverbial pee and kaka particle filled public pool
aight the thread is getting more retarded, imma head out see you later bros
>>215707256Their last games were so bad, I would think twice and wait a couple of months before the hype of "new thing" dies and see what is left of it, you can check steam charts for player count.I only play dota and cs tho, sometimes wow but that game has been so bad I check once every full moon maybe.
>>215707461Tell me your weight.
>>215707438My ancestors conquered your ancestors(literally)I'm a descendant of a puccian general/warlord
>thread starts talking about genetics>redditor gets uncomfortable Textbook>>215707480I dont care i like russia
>>215707438You are ayran Mixed zesty drink
>>215707472>I only play dota and cs thoflag checks out
>>215707461How old are you?
>>215707508There is nothing else good to play.Unless you go back to snes roms, maybe some wii games but that is about it.
>>215707480>My ancestors conquered your ancestors(literally)Do you feel related to Tajikistanis and Kazakhs?
>>215707508Why haven't you played tranny knight silksong broIt unironically slaps
>>215707472>I only play dotaKing. I've not played in 2 months though.
>>215707540dota and cs aren't good but you are brazilian so I understand where you're coming from>t. 3000+ hrs in dota
>>215707543My great grandpa literally knew Stalin personally. Lower Central Asia is bugged and represents mizrahi jews btw
>>215707577>>215707579I started last year, I had played on warcraft 3 with my friends, I got calibrated at crusader III and I got to immortal in less than 1300 matches, can't find games in my region anymore and I am not going to play at 200 ping in Europe.
>>215707611>My great grandpa literally knew Stalin personally.I'm listening if you wanna type out the story.
>>215707577Bulgarian (tranny) game
>>215707638Tatars that play DOTA 2 get an exemption from tatarocaust.
>>215707633There's not a story to type. He literally lead 30k troops during the defence of Moscow from Nazis
>>215707549I've been playing some good gaymes to be honest havent gotten around to silksong and it's supposed to be difficult which means I will either drop it or focus entirely on it for the entire month>>215707627my post still stands, dota is not a good game. it being free to play is the reason its mega popular with thirdies
>>215707678Give me his wiki page then.
My great grandfather protected the chickens from the foxes.
My great grandfather fought Bulgarians in Balkan wars and then became a major vojvoda (one of like four or so generals) in WW1.
My grandfather liberated Fyrom from the Serbs in WW2.
My great great grandfather draft dodged during Balkan wars. Great great great grandfather fought in Russo-turkish war tho
>>215707782Thankfully the Asian horde tarnished the white man's land of Macedon for only a short time.
>>215707819Where is South Banovina now?
>>215707703>just dox yourself brohttps://imgur.com/a/D8Nj9uV
>>215707886If you were truly his son you'd be fighting the nazis in Ukraine though.>>215707874Safe.
>>215707918I'd rather fap to the pics of my sudanese black kween ex
Hag from work telling me what kind of sperg she was when she was young, obsessively read game of thrones wiki articles after reading the books, wrote horror books herself and made like PowerPoint picture books or some shit Insane that she ended up a bicycle
>>215707689>dota is not a good gameNever said it was "good", I only said there is nothing else "good" to play compared to it.The bar is that low and a bunch of billion dollar companies can't break it.I don't even play anymore because queues take over 20 minutes to pop, this at 12k behavior.I just use the client to watch someone else playing some hero I like while I eat breakfast and then I go back to work.
>>215707689I'm at the end-ish after 60 hours
>>215707984>I don't even play anymore because queues take over 20 minutes to pop, this at 12k behavior.Just play on Europe server on 400 ping like your Peruvian comrades.
>>215707819Imagine you are a farmer in 1848Pic related comes up to you and says>Giaor, the Sultan needs money to puts down the Arab revolts!>Relinquish your Jizya, nowWhat would you do?
>>215708013>Just play on Europe server on 400 ping like your Peruvian comrades.I'd rather not be a liability, even if I do win playing in those circumstances I would have been carried anyway, it takes 1 to 2 seconds for the game to recognize a command I give at 200 ping, there is no way I can play it and help.Maybe if I moved to Europe but if I had to work at anything else than what I do now I wouldn't have time to play anyways.
>>215708016That nigga’s family was doing agricultural labor for the Bulgarian state for a 100 years.
>>215707984>I only said there is nothing else "good" to play compared to it.not the case at all>>215708000honestly I'm kinda waitin' for this to drop it looks kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxYnnYmJFWI
>>215708123Nah more like 30. We are from Eastern Rumelia which was ottoman vassal until thr conclusion of the Balkan wars.After the Russian liberation we moved to the city.
>>215708132>not the case at allThey don't make games for people to play anymore, they make games for people to watch and make videos about it so it spreads on the internet and more people get baited into purchasing them.It's either that or literal slot machines with anime girls.
>>215708016My ancestors were not paying taxes in 1848.
Kendini öldür, travesti
>>215708256Then 1798 little bro. The question is the same.>>215708271Pay your taxes kafir.
>>215708132That looks like my style of soy
>>215708303Have you tried krakadil?https://youtu.be/JsUH8llvTZo?si=ehkOmv3uIkirKVAo
>fried eggs with fresh baguette and feta cheese>almons as snack>huge plate spaghetti bolognnese. Unironically twice the amount of a normal portion>cucumber as snack>big plate of rice with goulash, more meat than gulash>small plate with sauerkrautWanted to eat the new fish but spat it out due to fishbonesI love my parents so much. Without them I would eat peas for dinner like the 'lach
The goulash was too much. I can‘t move
found a GTA V zombie serversome nigga tried to steal my bikedespawned it remotely just like in real life10/10 experience
Does anyone who doesn't mind doxxing himself want to challenge me?I need an enemy to thrive
>>215707080>moving to Brazilyou can get the same experience in stolipinovo
>>215709829I remember like 10+ years ago the balkan gta samp rp servers were flooded with macedonians
Friday
>>215709892Sashko broHe's your perfect schizo enemy
Tomorrow is great official holiday of anti-tatar struggle in Former Fyrom. On October 11th 1942, a group of "partisans", lead by a guy named Asparuh Yosifovski, attacked the police station in Prilep to liberate another great anti-Bulgarian warrior, named Asparuh Korubinov, nickname "Tarzan". One local policeman, a grandson of liberation struggle hero named Dame Gruev, was killed by one of the attacking commies. The killed guy was his killer's neighbor and a close friend of his dad.Later the Jugo authorities selected October 11th as the day when Fyromian freedom began.
>down 1k today because cheeto is playing againmakkke, its time for you to buy
>>215707472Same what mmr?
>>215712284Why didn't we invest in gold 20 years ago?
>>215712284Thank you for thinking about me bro
>>215712486because gold is not a proper investment with yield, its a shiny rock
>pale devil whores with nose rings
>>215712656Yeah and ETFs are fluctuations in the magnetic field, if you think about it.
>>215712767I have 3 of these at my floor, one of them is on my team>>215712779better than fluctuations in shiny rock production
>>215712284Im down 800$ yesterday + today
>>215713121Finna move to Tirana then
>>215712271Can Bulgarians please write just ONE unfunny post
>>215713475
>>215713331look at this nigga using dollars
>>215713331These women have the biggest "chained to the kitchen sink and knocked up" fetishes
>>215713534>>215713553Lololol stop being funny please I am about to get a heart attack die to laugh attack hahahahaha
smeshko is high again
>>215713648You think he partakes in the good Albanian stuff?
We have three posters in /cum/ from the Balkans who say they prefer posting in our general because yours sucks.
>>215713682
I'm actually low
>>215713553That's crazy because my fetish is curb stomping them and getting a reward from my government for it. Can we pass laws to enable my fetish soon?
>>215713748>Can we pass laws to enable my fetish soon?Chances are non-zero with teh current administration.
>bugi-woogies destroyed this piece of architectural heritage instead of repurposing it as a mausoleum for khan Asparukh (Macedonians would do this with Alexander the Great)
>>215713954We didn't just destroy it. We bombed the shit out of it.
Counted my jewgolds, I've accumulated two and a half ounces.
>>215714209>golden sovereignBased, Lach and the rest haters btfo
Bugis be like>wake up>write 5k FUNNIEST posts on 4chan>go to sleep like nothing happened LOLOLOL
https://imgur.com/a/U3PulibTime to eat гювeчeтa
>>215714336Those potatoes are FUCKING RAW
>>215714352>he doesn't like blue-rare potatoesPleb filteredNgmi
>>215714336Based giouvetsi
>>215714209where you live nigga? asking for a friend
>>215714440Greek guyvetsi is different, our doesn't have pasta, it's some cheese and some meat and some veggies. Guyveche is the name of the pot.
>>215714070sadthankfully Serbs will never do that to Kuća Cveća
>>215714475
>>215714542https://youtu.be/Fvkh6Lnl6ikI'll cut your balls and save the pale angelic princess
>>215714542i got this reference
>>215714542>reveeeeengeeeee>revengeeeeeeee>gets acked in the start of the next movie
Good evning, bharaters. How IT'S going? Vot YOU ARE doing?
>>215714872>>215715132fucking nerds
>>215715274>The hobbit trilogy grossed 2bn dollars>'nerds'
>>215715961billion flies
>>215715961The Amazon series was absolute shite. Racist Galadriel had a bit of potential in Season 1, couldn't watch through S2. Shit story, shit fight choreography, shit costumes, shit everything. And they spent 2B I believe to produce it.
>>215716024Same, I stopped at like ep3 of s2How the fuck can you even fuck up a story like the LOTR lol
>>215716242They did that on purpose, after Christopher Tolkien died they sold the rights for the highest bidder, Bezos bought it and drove it on the ground.Anything related to culture gets bastardized by political activists.Antonio Gramsci is one hell of a drug.
When you have thinning hair the thinning area hairs grow slower than your non-thinning areas.
>>215716902>bastardized by political activistsAlso known as women writers.
>Have to lie about having a gf to get an apartment, what a trash society we live in.Brootal.
>>215716967It's more pernicious than that, they knew Tolkien was conservative so they feel pride in vandalizing his work.And I am not just talking about the skin pigmentation of the actors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRIoseTNqlIwatch this garbage music video and tell me you don't want to go BVCK (zoomgroids don't have to open link)
>>215717225romanes eunt domus
>>215717225>serbiaturks>bulgariaturks>moldovagypsies>ukraineturkish gypsy jewsjust stay latin among bulgarians I mean barbarians
>>215717382>t.
>>215717657What is he even doing
>>215717745The rear adjustable sight is stuck and probably tries to unstick it
>>215717657if you knew what he's doing you'd win wars against serbia
https://youtu.be/t50JFHIupPU>tfw turkgarians enter /balk/
>>215717225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ15kn8Kdt4
>>215717949AЙДУЦИИИИ
>>215717745fixing the boomstick
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