Any creative genius man in?Any thinking outside the box man in?
right im off to bed *stands by the door to hear what you say about me when im gone*
im about to get FLATTENED online
I have never made love to a woman lads
love women's sports
no edition, anon?no edition? you fucking idiotyou moronyou total fucking cretinthat was YOUR job
>>215724820
>>215724811scream
>>215724806age?
>>215724811is this ai?
Been pooing like mad
Prince William did some thing regarding suicide and mental elf and stuffEnded up bursting into tears on TV.Aren't they meant to be the stiff upper lip people? Must say I'm not a fan.
often tempted to get into osrs but i see what it does to people it's like heroin
going to bed before the man tries to take my skin
>>215724866>he didn't watch the games live on the telly
>>215724886tsmt
>>215724881my poo doesnt float anymore. i wonder what’s causing this
i would use my example to ask you if you could ever go to the /brit/ threat, at any time of the day, on any day, ALL DAY go to /brit/ and look through the thread, and not see a single Bradley. if you went there all the time to do that, then by the end of the week how many threads would there not have been a single bradley (noting that it is all one person) in it, in 7 days?but you shouldnt stop with yourself and trying to do your job properly, and, if you cant explain how him posting the game show character over and over again isnt spam/flooding, then ban it
>>215724913pretty sure it's not meant to float
sex with vtubers
guys look at this cool picture I found on the internet
Just want to do ONE psy-op. Just one. But no. No. You won't let me, will you. Tsk tsk you say.
>>215724921i see but i prefer it floating because it looks better
>>215724932this but a pair of massive great stonking woman breasts
watching a world cup qualifier on bloody youtubebecause it's 2025 and you can just do that nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG1lmgWAen8
>>215724886Hardly burst into tearsAt least he's not pussy whipped by a black yank actress and mopes in front of the cameras constantly while crying about privacy
might have a wank (night cap wank)
How many of the 2026 World Cup's 104 games will you watch next Summer lads?
>>215724984calm down william
>Hardly burst into tears>At least he's not pussy whipped by a black yank actress and mopes in front of the cameras constantly while crying about privacy
Take the scorn to wear the hornIt was the crest when you was bornYour father’s father wore itAnd your father wore it tooHal-an-tow, jolly rumble OWe were up long before the day OTo welcome in the summer,To welcome in the May OThe summer is a-coming inAnd winter’s gone away O
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf0Teo1zz1M
>>215724984easy now will
>>215725029good tune
>>215725035https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7FNtVdo4mc
tomorrow I will have a poo I think
Would scran Emma Watson’s poo without hesitation.
>>215724984don't think it's a contest about who can be the saddest bastard mateotherwise they'd just ask you
really recommend the blackcurrant drink from aldis lads
>>215725098lol
>>215725031buy an ad charlie
>really recommend the blackcurrant drink from aldis lads
walking down a busy road trying my best not to give into the urge to jump in front of a truck. One of these days...
>At about 6 a.m. several thousand people (estimates reached 500,000) were already gathered on the field. Rumours spread that there was not enough beer or pretzels for everybody, and that the enamel cups contained gold coins. A police force of 1,800 men failed to maintain civil order, and a catastrophic crowd crush occurred>A total of 1,282 corpses were collected from the scene, and the injured numbered between 9,000 and 20,000, according to different estimates.Lmao.
mate of mine never smoked until he was like 25 and did it unironically to look cool with some lads he was out drinking with who were all smoking. even then, he only really smoked maybe 3-4 cigs a month on nights out. then he switched to a vape because everyone was switching to vapes to quit the fags and now he huffs vapes non fucking stop. Like, easily more than 25 puffs an hour. vapes should be entirely outlawed.
>>215725207tell him not us
>>215725081you know what? it's story time! i havent visited the petrol station i used to stop at to pee when driving into town because the last time i went there was a massive poo in the toilet but it was clogged. i just peed anyway and when i came out the worker was waiting for me. i said 'that poo wasnt mine you know. the toilet's clogged i think' and he just looked at me completely emotionless
this nigga is still on about his fucking blackcurrant squash
>>215725098booted that runt to the stars
>>215725242reminds me of that greentext of the bloke being unable to flush his poo on a cruise, so he goes to get a worker and says "titta" which is poo in the language she spoke and he flushes the toilet, and it just goes down the bog like normal
>>215725207vapes are great if you enjoy popcorn lung
VAPING OUT ME ARSE
>>215725240amerirorke's da
>>215725282made up woke shite
inhaling a vape puff to my inner depths then smoking it out my bellend like a fire extinguisher
What county do you lot live in? Got a sneaking suspicion most live in London. I'm West Yorkshire myself.
real incel freak hours
watching PORN
>>215725388Actress?
>>215725388reported to gchq. you're nicked incel
>>215725344inhaling a bunch of unknown chemicals it's definitely safe
>>215725388Wank status?
morning chaps
ruined the blender trying to purée a poo
>>215725356south yorkshire here
>>215725388ktim 2 minutes agodone now. jizzed. ready for beddiebyes
just remembered the 6 million
>>215725356shitefordshire
>>215725388do u like hentai too?
this blackcurrant juice from aldis is really quite moreish
>>215725276ive got another story but this was like a decade ago. i pooed in a shopping centre toilet but for some reason the bidet wasnt working though the flush was fine. i suspect they come from different water sources (the flush uses water from the tank reservoir and the bidet gets water straight from the main pipe) or maybe it was just broken. most toilets here dont have paper rolls so i had to flush multiple times until it was clean and then i used the flush water to clean myself
>>215725485Fucking hell lad that's so grimAll that shitty water against your bum. Assuming your knob got splashed too?
Trump is building a Qatari airforce base in Idaho lmao what the fuck are you doing america
>>215725500nh it was hidden by my bush
candace owens sex arse
>>215725483stop drinking it this is getting out of control now
phone broke so I can't have comfy bed wanks anymore :/
that's enough arguing with Brazilians online for today. Time to select a film for me and mumberg
young fannies
>>215725612
>>215725556bet she can make it wink like horse eye
>>215725556She does look a little dangerously psychotic
>>215725556candace owens me sex
How was your Friday night then lads?
jav wank on the cards
>>215725734spent at the incel control centre like every friday night
>>215725734got a kiss, didnt get sex, thought about suicide the whole way home but that was unrelated to the lack of sex
1st Incel Panzer Corps
homely black women with big chebs
>>215725781better than getting phone numbers and then being ghosted afterwards
me? wanking to penny flame meninpain scenes
>>215725819irish diaspora pov
>>215725819sounds nice
>>215725819I'm a racial communist lefty but I just cannot find Black women attractive. I can see they are objectively attractive, but I'm just not attracted to them. I think I'm brain broken through years of feeling inferior, which says more about me and me and my latent racism.
picking my noseis that alright with you leftypol or is that racist now too?
>>215725925>I can see they are objectively attractivebooking you in an appointment at specsavers lad
>>215725925>I can see they are objectively attractive
being gay and bent right now
>>215725873finished my wank now
>>215724886It's all an act. Everything the royals do is finely stage managed by 30 separate staffers and PR experts. He knows 'le mental elves' are trendy right now so he's just playing it up
Not racist I just say blackcurrant a little too fast
i'm gonna choke on one of these peanut m&ms if i keep throwing them into my mouth at this speed
*enters thread to monster pop*
>>215726125wish i had somemight make bacon cheese sandwich instead
so everyone's wanking then?
do any of you use discordnever used it myself and don't want to
Me personally? Would happily shag anything aged between 20-50 with a vagina and feminine facial features.
yesterday it burned when i peed but not today for some reason
>>215726146i had a look and it was more complicated than 4chan so i decided not to bother
>>215726154if you wouldn't you're gay
Spent like 150 quid on Pokemon cards yesterday, feel like an utter pillock.
>>215726142i'm doing quizzes
>>215726142just about to start
yesterday it burned when i pooed but not today for some reason
Just had a fucking mare, lads.
Having a gu pudding, not posh or owt it was 50% off down the lidl
>>215726178What quizzes lad
>Work lots of extra shifts>Aw sweet more money>My autismbux gets cut by more than halfI mean I know I should be happy that I end up with more than I would have otherwise but working for an effective $14 an hour doesn't motivate me much you can't even get a large meal at maccas for that
>>215726201a mare you say?
https://x.com/yollowhowlCPS/status/1976743337853173891HOWLING
>>215726214geography quizzes mostly
>>215726225dropped my ear bud on the ground when walking home and spent a good 20 minutes fumbling about on the floor looing for it
>>215726225think he said a mare yeah
>>215726236feel like i've completed sporcle in geography and footie
who watches this dogshit and why is it being recommended to meFollowing streamer drama is the thing I hate the most about zoomers
>>215726253cannot comprehend the mentality behind watching and donating to these peoplehow do you see a disheveled men streaming from his bedrooms and think>i'll give him £5
>>215726251i'd love to get to a point where i know regions and cities of all the major countries as well as things like mountain ranges and rivers but it's quite difficult maintaining all that inside your head
>>215726306Mad how sometimes you get stuck and if you pause it and do something else for a little bit when you come back to it a load of answers just flow to you really quick
i'm bi
english twinks have juicy butts that smell like sticky toffee pudding
>>215726371Hi biI'm dad
>>215726371hi bi
>>215724794what's the website?
Where's Ziedbelg?
looking a a woman’s bun
>>215726398tendna dot com
looking at some fat bloke looking at a woman's bun
you ever see a black australianweird
New route setter at red goat not good at allAt some point you just gotta say get on the moonboard, or get down to the climbing works, Sheffield
>>215724794
Gonna get a snack.
>>215724794*dab*
wank the yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiwtL7IkOWg
>>215726800Die pedo freak
the rt hon sir homer simpson mp
>i was raped
Can’t even imagine the damage id do to chizucheese (with my penis)
I'm a Cardassian.
I want to sniff Emma Watson’s farts.
>>215726800die out raped paedo.
>>215726896the raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJwZOMWwDCI
https://youtu.be/3wYCh5nxyCI
watching simspons and smoking
interesting how the same ones whinging all day about immigrant rapists are the same ones who are nonces themselves. Similar to how the alt-right constantly post about bbc
Playing Overwatch and smoking.
>>215726884surprising post
>>215726985is that interesting is it
i love to smoke marichuana, it gives me deep meditationhttps://youtu.be/fVMCqSUKkmY?list=RDfVMCqSUKkmY
>>215727036is a bit yeah, makes me wonder if the whole paki rape scare is nonces angry about pakis in their hunting grounds. A lot of rapists and nonces are tied to the anti immigrant movement, its interesting
they call them fingers but i never see them fing
Sir Anglo Grooming Gang
>>215727067Could be deep state sometimes. We don't like this guy, let's get him for jacking off to a 17 year old. Airdrop some cp onto his phone. Hey British FBI, you're NEVER going to believe who's got CP on his Samsung. That nazi retard, that's right. Can you believe it? I barely can. Hey how's the missus? Oh yeah? *hangs up* SCENE
leftypol bringing up how anyone talking about the child rapists are actually child rapists themselves out of nowhere again is it
>>215727124>>215727135
>actually rorke this is made up and you are probably just covering for the time YOU did it insteadleftists really don't deserve life manthey fit this standard to a T:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_unworthy_of_lifein fact they are far more deserving of T4 than most of the mongs who were subjected to it by germany at least
any umskeletons in
There are actually more white british convicted paedos than pakistani convicted paedos who don't even get investigated when alleged because why are you such a racist
>his don't fing
>>215727224can't tell if this is satire or genuine incoherent paki nonsense, but yeah leftoids can't do basic maths either (despite claiming to be the 'educated' ones)
I like Hard Boiled more than The Killer
>>215727207i'm a bit thicc to be an umskeleton
You know what? I like Hard Boiled more than The Killer.
source? teh spaghetti monster told me in a vision
sir ned flanders
Ziplining into a warehouse filled with armed criminals who've just mass murdered firing some kind of smg while connected to the zipline
>>215727353>According to Hoche, some living people who were brain damaged, intellectually disabled and psychiatrically ill were "mentally dead", "human ballast" and "empty shells of human beings". Hoche believed that killing such people was useful. Some people were simply considered disposable.[10]that is pretty much you and your entire sideand the public will inevitably accept this, as has happened before
>>215727377Stop watching the Simpsons and go to bed
>>215727397struck a nerve have i
spot my whip
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>>215727430well you are happily on the side of child murderersif you had a soul, it would be obvious why normal people were starting to reject your sideall i'm saying is, your victory dance won't last longwe have lists too
don't play with a girl like me
>>215727461im not on any side, i think you have fallen for the culture war shite
>>215727490>my trafficking and murder apologia is just a distraction!EXAMPLE OF LEFTIST SUBHUMANS FUCKING AROUND:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Terror_(Spain)>The violence consisted of the killing of tens of thousands of people, including 6,832 Roman Catholic priests, the vast majority in the wake of the rightist military coup in July 1936, the Spanish nobility, small business owners, industrialists, conservative politicians, and known or suspected supporters of the right-leaning parties or the anti-Stalinist Left, and the desecration and arson attacks against monasteries, convents, Catholic schools, and churches.[12]EXAMPLE OF LEFTIST SUBHUMANS FINDING OUT:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Terror_(Spain)>Estimates of executions behind the Nationalist lines during the Spanish Civil War range from fewer than 50,000[26] to 200,000[28]:539 (Hugh Thomas: 75,000,[27]:900 Secundino Serrano: 90,000;[48]:32 Josep Fontana: 150,000;[4]:23Julián Casanova: 100,000[53][3]:8 and Julius Ruiz: 150,000.[54]) Most of the victims were killed without a trial in the first months of the war, and their corpses were left on the sides of roads or in clandestine and unmarked mass graves.[55]:231[44]:172
>>215727540thats nice son, any job interviews today?
on the ice cold tap waters
>>215727552>the same ones whinging all day about immigrant rapists are the same ones who are nonces themselves.>wonder if the whole paki rape scare is nonces angry about pakis in their hunting grounds. A lot of rapists and nonces are tied to the anti immigrant movementleftoids will really say shit like this then pretend they are not 100% aligned with the statethey consider child sex trafficking a 'distraction' while they campaign to have native europeans (and only europeans) replaced by these third world rapists, explicitly
>>215727590>>>/pol/
give it a break rorke
perfect hour to be arguing about pedophiles on 4chan isn't it
Bumboclart, my lord, bumboclaart
>>215727610>>215727611speak of the devil
these unironic retards (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2002/nov/01/spain.gilestremlett) will say you are being 'distracted' by a 'culture war' then go out and shill pic related
>>215727608you subhumans brought it upas alwaysleftoids start thingsand nationalists finish them
>>215727632that article is 22 years oldyou realise theres useful idiots on both sides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9G1LlBxYPc
>>215727657>that article is 22 years oldso what, you actual retard?
>>215727667literally what is your point? why are you citing a 22 year old article like its at all relevant? if you have some actual insightful social commentary i've yet to see it.
any laplace's demon man in?
>>215727691what makes it irrelevant, retard?(if you weren't a retard i would not have had to ask twice, thus the claim is proven - no need to bother responding)
all stuffed full of last night's enchiladas
right so i get banned for posting a dolphin having a wee but this retard can make hundreds of pol posts and not get as much as a warning and the yank can keep posting photos of a sandy hook victim he is obsessed with over and over. Not right this whole 4chan thing
all the commentary you need is right here >>215727540>retarded leftist sadists, freaks and psychopaths go on a murder spree>they get systematically exterminated in return when the nation inevitably gets sick of themit shouldn't sound that abnormal, but to leftoids it is unbelievable, which is why they keep provoking it into happening again lol
I remember when I was 10 I saved my pocket money that my Dad would give me weekly for months to save up for a DS game, Pac-pix, and one day my older brothers were going up town and I gave my money to them to buy me that game and I was so excited and anticipating it all day and when they got back they'd used the money to buy another PSP (we already had one) for themselves and that's when I knew my family didn't love me
oh rorke do give it a rest
>>215727719maybe you should go back to r*ddit or d*scord then you retarded nonce apologist>>215727729>p-please don't respond when i start things it makes me look dumb
>>215727737had a google for r*ddit and d*scord but I couldn't find them.
>>215727700Seems like a smart fellow
>>215727702the culture war didn't exist 22 years ago nor are the editors or columnists of the guardian remotely the same. cherry picking a 20 year old article and trying to apply it to current day politics as some kind of gotcha is bizarre behaviour.
>>215727775thanks for proving you couldn't even read the piece you massive retard (and you have proven the assertion again a second time, you really don't need to keep responding - it's just redundant)
yeah, so anyway now that he's got the politics out of the system. Whats everyone up to?
Just woke up and was covered in piss, my bed is drenched
>>215727746in all likelihood, you are on one of these, address and all
>>215727801you dont even have a coherent point mate
Bin men in Everton, Liverpool, 1987
>>215727470What should I do with a girl like you?
could really do with one of these right now
>>215727829you are still arguing the merits of an article you haven't even read lolproving the assertion a THIRD time
>>215727822boozing?
>>215727863ok lad, its too late for this shityou win this one
the mainstream meteor
need a sophie thatcher gf
waiting until shops open cos 24/7 shops don't exist round my ends
>>215727819you wanted to talk about how anti-immigration people were all secret rapists, why did you give up so quickly bro?
mfw kate garraway
>>215727912it's a bit boring now
>>215727866Nah
sir hour and a half long discusser of brown people at 5am on a saturday
got my willy out
>>215727946>it is only me doing it, nobody elsemost honest leftoid
>>215727959my covid shot had me acting up. lets move on
>>215727924is that tom daley he's so hot
what about the fella who ate all those cola bottlesmad innit
>>215727979fix your brain perhaps
>>215727982maybe you should take twelve more of them (and some cyanide for good measure)
as long as im in polo smilin' they think they got me
>>215728003>>215727997how's he done this then
>>215727997>>215728003
>>215727993swallow cyanide pal>>215728015hacked the site
>>215728015sometimes when you click submit it aborts and then you get a duplicate
started using my phone without a casefeels mad
it's just funny is allthat they love to instigate conflictand this is how it ends upand it appears to be coming again
comfy
commiemong megamelty
>>215728074wonder if i've ever played against him
>>215728084not even remotely similar posting styles or topics>most keen yank>>215728074wonder if he plays AoE
>>215728039nah, something fishy going on.
>>215728074did he do anything wrongsunni muslims are animals
Charles Ingram (L) and his wife Diana sell copies of his book and other merchandise at a car boot sale, on August 27, 2022 in Bristol, England (2022)
>>215728074wonder what energy drinks he likes
>>215728106maybe you should complain to the authorities about it
i will have a pet possumi will have a pet raccoon i will drive the pickup trucki will have the big iron on my hip and I will get a weird cute gf
>>215728126i looked up the author of that quote and it's a fat brazilian man?
sucking on one of these, am an effete man who lacks manhood you see
post the poniespost the bladees
>>215728156scran
im talking about that ps triple
Order them.
>>215728155it appears you're retarded
Pippin: "What about breakfast?"Aragorn: "You've already scran it."Pippin: "We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?"Merry: "I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip."Pippin: "What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?"Merry: "I wouldn't count on it."
>>215728186>Soto Vélez went to live in New York City and in 1943, joined the Communist Party. uhh?
>>215728186it says Wagner Clemente Soto
>>215728191the past participle of scran is scranned
goodnight forum
>>215728206>>215728209ha, so it does
>>215728236Aragorn doesn't use scranned, he says scran
>>215728239goodnight my lovely
>>215728271can you post a pony or a bladee for me before I go to bed
dont drive, but i love the chase
Here's a rose for all the ladies in the room @}———
>>215728288shudder to think of the kind of women on /brit/ at 05:30
>>215728283don't have any sorry <3
>>215728299*blushes*
>>215728318
god, i wish i could stuff my face full of chocolates, crisps, fried chicken, burgers etc but I don't want to get fat
Nothing promises more and delivers less than a nectarine.
>>215728390the alpha male
>>215728390my grotty incel face when I see a female online and she is not naked (I am whiter and have more chin)
>>215728450>>215728450>>215728450
farting out the lamb madras as speak
janny is a tenant
NO JANNY LOVES MENO JANNY LOVES MEBUT YOU
swift action by janny
>>215728457
>>215728457kekKEKBLOWNTHEFUCKOUT
hi
yeah deleted the thread quick but i note that the racism posted earlier is still up
>>215728530that guy is probably a janny hence no need for cool downs
don't know what to do todayno footballnot really in a gamey moodi'll cook of course but not sure what to do until then
300>300>>215728558>>215728558>>215728558
>>215728566TAKE IT DOWN JANNY
>>215728530>>215728540>you faggots are still goingwhy bother posting support for child rapists if you're just gonna whine about it being responded to?
>>215728566bump limit is 310furthermore you should wait until the current thread is on page 8
>>215728575>>215728577>>215728579seethe nigel macfaglords, if you have 300 you can make a new
