Johto edition
>>215731288still have a pokewalker in my drawer
brapley walsh
>>215731328im speaking from the heart when I say grow up
would you go in bonnie's bang bus?
>>215731347no i'm scared of women
if i was australian i would kill myself at the thought that i could be mistaken for that poster
>>215731328Images like this make me want to move to a cabin in the woods
>>215731347I don't associate with blacks or asians
>>215731344im speaking from the fart when i-(braps in your face)
Name on Holden
They must be getting a bit worried, given it's blatantly an insurance jobProbably being put in the public eye more than they hoped
might replay rdr2
fnaf toy chica armpit porn
>>215731246Well Henry, was it worth it?
Den Marsch, von Horst Wessel begonnenIm braunen Gewand der SA,Vollenden die grauen Kolonnen:Die große Stunde ist da!
>>215731397leftypol will stop caring when it's revealed that all the suspects arrested so far have been pakis
>>215731413never played it
>>215731464why not
>>215731452Rest in peace Brave Men of the Wehrmacht and SS
>>215731413clocked over 600 hours in online doubt i'll ever have the stomach to replay the single playerabsolutely rinsed it as the kids say
need to rewatch shrek, flubber, the nutty professor and honey i shrunk the kids
sacked tranny logs off, nazi freak logs on nazi freak logs off, spain nonce logs on (ad finitum)this is his entire life
just did a cum that was like peeing. pretty sure i have cancer
>>215731491haven't got an xbone
>>215731457They let them all go on bail so they don't have to release their names Strange for such a serious incidentStranger still that the ages of the people arrested line up quite nicely with the four blokes here
christmas is on 25/25/25 this year lads gonna be mad ting
>>215731505that's what happens to me when i goon off
>>215731493
>>215731514it's available on pc
today`sPocket Monsterof the dayIs ..Emboar !!
Wish I could leave my peepee alone for a couple of days so I could do a really big cum when I finally did use it
I've tried and failed to sleepI'm a pathetic scrote
>>215731565don't have a pc do i?
any gamers want to do a bit of gaming with me (5'10 26yo white m)
i would probably be a terrible dog owneri'm not saying i would shag it or anything, but i would hate walking it often, especially when it's raining
women with huge boobs should all be my mum
im australias first white yn
>>215731581why not
youth in asia
>>215731583Trying to learn HoI3 me x
>>215731597no point
>>215731288Only played Pokemon RedOnly rate Pokemon Red Only like Pokemon RedSimple as
>>215731590Fucks sake rorke
>>215731617How do I get good at HoI3? I'm coming from Darkest Hour. I've never played HoI4 so I'm not used to the newer systems. I've got over 1000 hours in DH and I can see some things like the production system are very similar in HoI3, but the research system and especially the military organisation system are melting my brain.
>>215731588every dog owner is like this. they all look so unenthusiastic about taking their dog out. as a id i was like you have a dog and you're not excited?!! but later i realised walks and picking up shit is a pain in the arse. also it's a bit like when you had a friend who has all the ps2 games or all the sky channels but never seemed to stay in to watch themthe grass is never greener
>>215731625pokemon red is fucking rubbish dtfic
>>215731328have a word
just woke up with a stiffy
>>215731639https://youtube.com/watch?v=ssAcTAFyweI
i have a condition where bile that builds up inside me when i dont get to be revolting rude and racist on 4chan. . and now that moderation is tighter im probably going to die from itit's a bit like rick mayall's form of tourettes where he had to shout out A GREAT BIG POO every so often on a show
>>215731328
>>215731639if it's a cold day, the shit is nice and warm when you pick it up so that's a bonus
anyone else's internet slow when they reset their router and clear their history?
>>215731647Shite taste + you're a zoomer cunt
>>215731573How do you know this
never played a single pokemon but have done an immeasurable amount of wanks to gardevoir
saw a girl i fancied at school walking her dog once and picking up its shit and i never fancied her again (im sure she was gutted)
whats the best food and why is it chicken wings. all the benefits of the greatest food on earth (BBQ) except it's white meat so none of the severe side effects
today`sPocket Monsterof the dayIs ..Lucario !!
weedle I choose you
trump ruined my stocks
laying mousey across my lap and fingering him to tears
>>215731754Thighs are miles better than wings
genwunners coping with their broken game again is it? very good
>>215731573>>215731764make up your FUCKING mind
>>215731729probably got enough pleasure from the dog knot tbfwhy else would you pick up a dogs shit if you werent shagging it
>>215731766invest in stock cubes
>>215731754Tend to agree but you can deffo overdo chicken wingsEverything in moderation
>>215731754Elite taste m8, having some chicken wings and boneless for me birthday later this month
>>215731771as true for chickens as it is for human women
>>215731766Couldn't be me
got one step beyond on
>>215731771TRVKEonly reason to eat chicken and not get thighs is if you're on a cut
>>215731813check the performance in the last 24 hours
cineby is brill
not worried about stocks since i put my 6 figure savings into a housemoney is to be spent. hoarding is against god
TKOL from the basement is arguably and objectively the best Radiohead album
>>215731815this is the heavy heavy monster soundthe nonciest sound around
>>215731832t. fbi informant
today`s Pocket Monster of the day Is .. Sandshrew !!
>>215731834dont think you understand what stocks are
>>215731834A shrewd expenditure of wealth is sometimes all that stands between a victory and sore defeat
US missiles are hitting oil refineries deep within Russia This is the real news that isn't reported We are close to the point of no return
alright ladsbeen away for over a monthdid i miss any good discussion of british culture
>>215731853omg sandshrew hiii! i love sandshrew!
I love SeeingEveryone`s Pocket Monsters !!>>215731706It`s How Ifeelon The day
time to set up the plastic sex arse
Right I am going Sheffield Is that a good idea? (Seen threads)
winter is cumming snow on to your face and arse
employed woman has passed the language learning bug onto me lads x
leftypol unironically sticking notepad affirmations to his mirror
You can't beat the Climbing WorksJust hits different
today`s Pocket Monster of the day Is .. Metagross !!
Black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>215731907what's their issue
Rin best girl, hands down
>>215731921>Climbing Worksu wot
>>215731858ye investing is a form of spending except not really because money is the true god. therefore it's sinful to expect to put money into anything more valuable than money itself. it has to go into stuff that will instantly depreciate like a car . this is also why labubus are the devil's spawn because they try to cheat the system more blatantly anything else by actually going up in value when it shouldn't just because kylie jenner said so
>>215731523
>>215731939john honey looking zesty these days
>>215731963QED
>>215731963Reading rubbish like this makes me glad to be Jewish
>>215731995no jews in australia, don't be ridiculous
actually mental that the whole economy depends on people being retards with money and getting into debt to buy flashy cars and financing their takeaways and xboxesif everyone lived like me we'd still be in the dark ages
leftypol eating snickers upside down so he can feel the dick vein on his tongue
>>215732037it's actually crazy how common jews are in american life. i've literally never met one but watch any tv show you'd think they were as big as christianity and islam
AND THE STREETS ARE PAVED WITH CHEE-EESE
mayonnaise is 20 pence
>>215732048paradox of thrift eh
The Times cryptic crossword now allows for two hiddens per day but one of them HAS to be backwards
>>215732079fomyeg
doing tricks with my arse
>>215731979it actually is 25th month just count from november 2023
Broken window fallacy innit
>>215732048that's because we live in jewish-capitalism, not Aryan Socialism
>>215732084what are hiddens
whats the point in university when all the top positions are taken by the elite and the elites families/friends, going to uni in this day and age is a mugs game lining the pockets of the parasitic cunts running them
going to wank imagining im a woman
>>215732147but what else you gona do. cant get an apprenticeship because no one wants to train their replacement. so you're stuck apply for dead end entry positions where toilberg molests youit's parasites all the way down.
>>215732147*starts shrieking and howling and beating the ground with my fists and leaps towards you, ripping your face clean off*
>>215732112Where the answer is hidden within the clue>As spacious in certain houses >Answer: SINCE
lads can someone take care of this enraged chimpanzee? more to the point, who the fuck brought it in here?
>>215731681Lorelei sexooo
>>215731939really great gimmick
>>215732185sc
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>215731764Soogs' fave pokemon
>>215732197dont get it
>>215732164ktim like to lube up and only rub like I've got a clitty
>>215732185poo and a scream
saddest post of the day >>215732238
>>215732240It's okay because The Times cryptic is ridiculously difficult like thisThe actual clue is simply the word 'as' and 'since' is a similar conjunctive. The rest is just the recipe
>>215732238Surely that's Lickitung
Any strategy gamers in
...and then the rabbi says, let's take the money, throw it high up in the air, and whatever God wants, he keeps!
>>215731288why did I always have a crobat in my team think I have autism no joke
Trump raped and gaped my ISAI'm going to have a fried egg sandwich to cool off
>>215732331>crypticwhat do you call a regular crossword then
nth for the baddiedem
>>215732337All tongue no aura
Take that you dumb clanker
>>215732184only options are to become a parasite yourself. easiest entry point is applying for government assistance of some kind. benefits or other job opportunities they make available. or becoming a perfect host so the rich cunts need to leech off you but this is harder and requires starter capital unless you just win the lottery
who the fuck asked for another tron?
I just don't like them very much *pepe shrug*
>>215732502Not exactly new thisOld mate believes the science and he would of leant into Operation Warp Speed if it had of actually worked
cronem getting his waves done for tonight x
which way white man
>>215732404it's cooler than a gay bird just by virtue of being a batit's an underdog until it evolveshappiness based evolution helps you larp being a kind and caring pokemon trainer
i think if you're a grown man playing pokemon you should expect to remain an incel your entire life. fine to do it but just dont complain about being lonely and sexless.
robert downie junior
I had sex yesterday and have a loving girlfriend (the sex was with her)she plays pokemon with me
>>215731520Is this actually true or are you just memeingVery funny if true
>>215732575post the version without photoshopping
>>215732623die
rorke getting his first whiff of jerk chicken and floating towards it
bro thinks all games are multiplayer shooters
cronem chiefing loud pack rn timmy running errands for pangpang x
>>215732534How can they possibly think this is some kind of own he never shuts up about how great the vax is
just can’t be arsed to go and change the passwords for 58 accounts though can I
>>215732575Why does she surround herself with the most obnoxious people on earth? ExtraEmily, Esfand, Cinna, etc. Literal subhumans who behave like apes in public.
>>215732645you're an incel
wanking to half naked Japanese girls
>>215732676cause they're a clique
>>215732093view of london i took from greenwich observatory last week
wanking to fully naked anime girls
>he would of leant into
black people will see a black person not acting like a stereotype and be like "hurr why are you acting white"
>>215732706i can see it x
>>215732723many such cases
Putting all the furniture on castor wheels
my stocks are going up in comparison to fiat currency but absolutely getting raped compared to the price of goldhow much longer can they keep propping up the fiat meme, its on its death bed
>>215732728No you fucking can’t liar
>>215732728found this post cute
English people will see English people not acting like a stereotype and be like "oi don't muck about you yankified cunt"
playing Bloodborne naked
today is the day i start to tackle cleaning my incel flatsaid i would not be able to get on the train to steamingtoil until i do so
>>215732728have you ever been to pengdon ziedy?
i'm just a cog in the machine man
rorke immediately after a single spoonful of curry goat
Are the Asian birds ok?
Ordering the little Paki fella with his car
fish and chips with grandad todayrorke won
We're hearing credible reports of a dogshit gimmick in the vicinity of /brit/
>>215732807something grim about this
>>215732713fell into my trap you did
>>215732765Aren’t you tired lil bro?
>>215732844merely pretending to be an illiterate jackanape were you
have 0 sex appeal to asian wome me, just don't like the look of them and it probably doesn't help that i've never met an asian bird that doesn't have a dogshit annoying personality
>>215732779just get a cleaner lad you are buying the gift of time
What the hell is all that zutt stuff outerint won't shut up about
>>215732877>have 0 sex appeal to asian wome methis doesnt mean what you think it means lmao
hangover incest wank on the cardswill it be olive wood or xev bellringer is the question
wouldn't mind an asian gf
now watch me whipwatch me naynay
>>215732877quite the Freudian slip here
>>215732749>my money didn't grow when I stuffed it under the mattress therefore fiat currency is dangerous nonsense
bit fucking excessive for a hot chocolate init
>>215732904the incel flat is in such an incelious state i would be embarrassed to let anyone in, even a paki cleaner
>>215732937gave your mum the ol freudian slip last night mate
international break more like international break my fucking dick off wanking
not long now until we see scenes like this in the yookayhttps://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1976601889044131840/vid/avc1/1080x1440/QFGLQWpHKp-ZW0GX.mp4
>>215732938>my money is devaluing by the hour but its totally sustainable and all is going to be ok
>>215732920is that a chinese or japanese?
>>215732956Good post
>>215732943cwar
>>215732943why is the person you're sitting with wearing a hijab lad.. are you.. you know.. one of those..
>>215732835
Feel ill, might have the 'vid-2019
>>215732943ROCKETMAAAAAAAAAAN
wonder how many people do a funny face before they dieall the falls and traffic collisions and that where you go "whoopsy!" and do a little embarrassed grimace before your head gets stoved in
>>215732981property of CCP
>>215733010very strange posture
>>215732943>sausage egg beans and toast>£4games beyond gone
>>215732997it's their social worker
>>215732804woo slay rorkeypops!
>>215733010Damn bro can levitate
>>215732804don't see what people find fit about hershe's got a seriously retarded face
>>215732943fucking messy bastards
would be funny if your head exploded when you sneeze
Can't really be bothered going outWant to stay at home and do autistic thingsAlways want that these days
It's the time to go to Japan
tony blair epstein connection
> A lorry driver who did not take a break for 33 hours was among those fined a total of £7,300 by police carrying out checks at a port. Bit fuckin excessive no?
united vs spurs on itv4from 1976 of course but better than nothing
>>215733070ktim
>>215733070same but i have to do it because apparently it's the only way to get a gf
no football on today. just want to lie on the sofa and watch football. it's a fucking travesty. hate international breaks me.
>>215733082what's the connection apart from they are both jewish?
>>215732943>just fuck my shit up bossman
trump removes Woke... america falls apart... think about it
>>215733089NoTachos matterDriving without sleep kills, especially in a twenty ton truck
>>215733115trump IS woke
>>215733099maybe you shouldnt let football be your entire personality you sad bastard
>>215733078Everyone already is there and behaves like monkey.
>>215733089excessive until one of them falls asleep at the wheel and wipes out a family of 4
>>215733020sometimes bodycam thumbnails get some good ones
>>215733102tony blair is a catholic
2 large zinger boxes for dinner de laaaaaaaads
>>215733132tony blair has jewish ancestry
kek what a bitch
i hated uni at the time and dropped outbut now i miss and feel massive nostalgia and sadness that i didn't make the most of it
just remembered chris chan shagged barb and ate her arse
you watching the celeb traitors brit?
hey guys, just letting you know ive changed my pronouns to they/them and would appreciate you using them going forward. :)
>>215733123it isn't my entire personality m8 settle down it's just nice to switch the noggin off for 90 mins and watch a game of a weekend
>>215733099Get the darts on tonight
>>215733089nope, that's insaneyou are meant to take a break every 4.5 hours
>>215733160chad
>>215733165shut up
>>215733151I don't care
>>215733156lol it's deserved tho
me in category 4
and i know it's gonna be a wong wong time
black jeans y/n
>>215733183nipples in wrong place
>>2157331754.5 is a joke I drove 8 hours in my car once and it wasn’t even bad.
>>215733099we need to boycott the world cup just because international football is shite. forgetting all the other shit
>>215733198genuinely what's the point of even going if you're in those seatsjust go home and put it on the telly
>>215733220HGV is completely different
>>215733210not bad but reckon it would have been a better pun if you used wonton time instead of wong wong
>>215733211yes
>>215733198This has been edited though yeah?
>>215733165ok :)
don't want you soccer freaks coming here for your divegrass games during america's 250th birthday
>>215733233How? You don’t get more tired driving a hgv than a car. If anything it’s probably easier since you can’t drive as fast as you can in a car
>>215733257trump loves footie doe
Today's menu "lads"
>>215733223i like world cups and euros but they should get the qualification done in a 2 week tournament type thing in the summers when the main tourneys aren't on.
>>215733268>you can’t drive as fast as you can in a carhaha
>>215733257>soccer
World Cup's just going to be silly with all the politics and that isn't it
>>215733272serbia albania could be funthink i assumed they werent allowed to play each otheris that just serbia and kosovo
>>215733089tbf the government pays him a lot more to bring migrants in so
>>215733291Lorrys are restricted to 50-60 mph something like that
>>215733257think ICE and general current yank insanity are going to make a big mess of it anyway
>>215733272wtf is andorra
>>215733296yeahand Serbia/Bosnia
I bought a book of eBay and someone’s literally took it from a library it’s got the stickers still on it and everything
what would we all do if the janny started blocking the hashes of the bradleys
>>215733345libraries sell old books
>>215733345love those. you just feel the history behind them
having to sit at 50mph must be so snoozy at the best of times
>>215733307joke about them going too fast on motorway innit
airline pilots should be allowed to fly as long as they want without sleep
>>215733257based yank telling these low IQ soccer niggers what's up
>>215733353But I didn’t buy it from a library I boght from a guy on eBay
>>215733388>soccer
I sell pinched library books on ebay hope no one tells on me
>>215733391is the guy... you know... one of those?
>>215733391we need a iq check on this guy stat
reckon the yanks will end up doing something mental like arresting, gulag-ing and deporting the whole argentina side for sounding hispanic
>>215733411I buy guys on ebay
>>215733388Most popular “sport” in Australia is fucking CRICKET This is a “sport” that even Indians and pakis are good at mind youAbsolute joke
>The name Poojit comprises of 6 characters and is a Boy’s name. The meaning of this name is worshipped, and the name rashi or sign is Virgo. The name nakshatra for Aabhaa is Hasta Nakshatra. Natives with the name Poojit has the Numerology Namank or Destiny Number is 1. The Destiny Number helps you understand your lucky number and how it can alter your life in a positive manner.
>>215733257don't care virgin
not long til i can start cooking my tea
>>215733434most popular sport is afl not cricket you ignoramus
>>215733413Just a random username no way to tell>>215733416On me or the eBay guy
>>215733464bedtime soon x
hope mum dies soon, stupid old hag
>>215733467Somehow even more gay than rugby
slept for a fucking hour and couldn't fall asleep againabsolutely fucking knackered
>>215733496horrible little runt
>>215733433five of them?
>>215728558>>215728558>>215728558
just got called an ignorant anus by a sudanese-australian
>>215733496hope she lives to 120 just to spite you
>>215733496she throw out your skiddy boxers, you little rodent?
>>215733532>>215733532>>215733532
sudanese nuts
>>215733496awful thing to say
>>215733508don't get smart with me
>>2157325752 looks thickest
>>215732920Might play their own game
Is there unironically a higher chance of getting aids of you shag an escort?