devil on your shoulder editionprevious >>215728961
https://youtu.be/sOaJNuS0gKQ>Beirut Suede ShoesLol
Haven't showered in over a week.
We live inside a dream
>>215731859Skewango!
Got the flu and a cold at the same time
>>215731875Yeah! Haha. Skewango!
just smoked a fat blunt, watching conspiracy videos now
Hunkering down for sleep here, I think.
Love y’all /cum/boys.
>>215731846A man sh'd shower 'bout 's'often's he cums, I reckon
>>215731975I'm not showering 3 times a day
>perfectly normal American English throughout the entire video>SHACHWARMÄ AND FÄLÄFELWhy are “ethnics” like this? It pisses me off so muchhttps://youtube.com/shorts/7Gsg14L3sAs
>>215732016Desperate attempt at trying to cling to their ethnic identity with the home country and not be plastic Americanized trash like the rest of us.
The feral people theory is true
i wish I was a father. i want a daughter and son to cherish.
>>215732124I’ll be a father in June next year
I opened a beeer and it simply exploded all over me. Like a big heavy penis haha
>>215732143
>>215732143girl or boy? have you picked a name yet?
Health Insurance
>>215732143Cumgratulations
Today I watched the film One Battle After Another in a movie theatre. I would recommend this film
>>215732179It’s still the size of a ladybug so idk>>215732239Thankenbergen
Oh my gosh! Hi!!!!Hahahaha
>>215732143Grats
>>215732246I pirated it and it was the worst movie ive seen this year lol
>>215732298you are blessed and living my dream. good luck with growing your little ladybug.
When I was a kid the internet was a public place. Not a thing.
Café Blue by Patricia Barber is a good album
>>215732323I swear every single time I recommend a movie /cum/, which I’ve done many times, somebody tells me it sucks ass within like 3 minutes lol. Anyway I’m sorry you didn’t like it. I’ve only seen a few new movies this year. Which one have you liked most?
>>215732428Weapons
>>215732378Social media changed the internet. Websites used to be places you visited for certain purposes, like you went to a stage for a concert. After Social media, the internet became something that people used.
>>215732451Damn I still haven’t seen that one. I’m going to watch it for sure though.
>>215732246least surprising leaf post ever
>hear the wind from inside even though the window's "closed"Im cold>>215732494It was great. Nta
>>215732503Are all Canadians big PTA fans to you?
>>215732457Yes. I remember it as a literal establishment where you went to explore whatever and then go home to live your life. Now it is many people's life. It's crazy
reading all the negative reviews for horror fans and I've come to a realization that some grown adults actually get scared when watching horror films and my mind is kind of blown
>>215732637social media is a fucking cancer
>>215732637At this point I wish we just had a menagerie. I think we won't stop using our computers to socialize but adding temporarily and locality to the actions we take can create some sense of meaning. The only sites I go to are forums and imageboards because they preserve it the old sense of having a place to do things somewhat. Video games with role play elements are also sorta cool to that effect.
>>215732685haha hell yeah bro you are so hardcore and above getting immersed in a movie and being able to enjoy ityou're so cool anon
>>215732719My phone autocorrected metaverse to menagerie. I lost my last phone and the new one has bad settings still. Sorry about that.
>>215732727I can get immersed and enjoy a horror film but not legitimately get scared while watching it. It just never crossed my mind that there are grown adult men getting scared watching films
>>215732743>temporarilyThis was supposed to be temporality as wellWhy is it autocorrecting the king's english for being past grade school vocab
>>215732763we get it man you're tough as hell and would never get scared by some stupid movie because that's gay and for losers but YOU? you are cool as shit
>>215732783That's what I've been saying, thank you.
>>215732778>Why is it autocorrecting the king's english for being past grade school vocabmakes you think
Considering getting the new battlefield
Bro people are so mentally ill these days its insane. Not just mentally ill but also insanely stupid. Something desperately needs to be done about technology because what the fuck
>>215732924never forget- the best thing you can do on a computer is turn it off
I coughed with congestion and it messed with my left eardrum. Now it's hard to fall asleep
>>215733114I am now thankful that I don't have a cold
>>215733136Be careful. This one going around is pretty rough. Take some vitamin c and sleep right. I've been stressed and got it from my mom whos been stressed. The flu going around is rough too. Empties you out.
I'd rather eat a cup of human shit than have a cold again. Especially since I wasted all of my vacation days calling out and would have to work with it
>>215733298We get it, you have a scat fetish
>Nobel peace prize was awarded to some women purely because she ran for office??? Am I missing something here? Shouldn't literally any mexican politician win it in that case, you know where they have triple digit political assassinations seemingly every political cycle
>>215733313I'd rather get fucked by a horse than have a cold
lol crypto is tanking
>>215733346She won it so Trump wouldn’t
>>215733469
>>215733482i think i can see uranus
>>215733482I see Orion
hello
>>215733607Oh, great, it's you... again. Whaddya want now?
>>215733645
May the Omnissiah protect me from making even a single positive change in my life
I live in Alberta and I’m a Samurai. I do Samurai shit, you already know what it is.
I don’t even know man
I do know and I'm not telling you
>>215731732Just shooted my shot to some random girl on Facebook. She lives in the same state as me according to her profile information. I never did this before because I think it's simping and guys doing that (complimenting/hitting on random girls online) is a huge part why dating market is so bad. Like it goes to their head and makes them arrogant. But I couldn't help it she's just so fine. I hope she entertains it and then I can meet up with her IRL and pound her brains out
are you old stock and wasp?
bored and not sleepy at all
>>215734023why do you talk like a nigger
Only eating frozen food from Walmart until I'm dead
>>215734148Alpha chad shit
>went to the gas station to get blue raspberry sour patch kid ghosts>accidentally grabbed swedish fish instead because they have basically the same can designsfuck my stupid energycel life
>>215734253Drink toilet water instead
>>215734330no thank you we don't do that over here
>>215734009So many smug cats and I’ll never ascend to a level where I get to know what they’re so smug about.
I think owls are really cool. But I’ve only seen an owl twice in the wild.
>>215734739try walking in the woods at night
>>215734739An owl has never once thought about you
>>215732909I was too until I found out that I couldn't play it offline. Won't bother now.
owls are associated with wisdom to usbut in some cultures they're associated with death
>>215734754I have before. Maybe I should more often. >>215734760An owl has looked at me before. That’s pretty close.
it's somewhat common to hear about owls attacking people, i guess it's usually them being territorial around their nestsif you look up owl attacks you'll see a lot of results
>Trump ends geoncide in palestine>the left are angry about itwhat the fuck was all that chimping out even about? I truly don't understand anymore
>>215734972the pool levels filtered me as a child
>>215734895All birds are like thatI often get attacked by small birds when I work around their nest. It stops when I offer them sunflower seeds
Sometimes I text my doctor and he hits me back like “you are unclean time for your cleaning” and then I get cleaned. Oh but I’m unclean again. Oooohhhh I’m unclean. I’ll never be good. I’ll never be okay ooohhhh fuck. My soul is tainted and I’m rotten forever.m
I just remembered the time a close friend told me about the time he was molested. I’d had forgotten about that for years. Damn. It was pretty intense. I wish shit like that didn’t happen to kids.
Don't care about your trauma or your friends trauma or your freinds friends trauma
orange man took a covid booster shot
I’m about to squirt in your pants ooohhh m,mmmph
https://youtu.be/Zvavclgsp9k
>>215735476when?
>>215735589wow haha I love “blue hedgehog sonic”
>>215735667https://youtu.be/dYahi-Y3O50
>>215734143Because I am black
>>215735781why??
>>215734739Yeah owls are dope. I've seen only a few in my life outside of zoos/animal shelters. I had a thought a while back about how owls are sort of like the bird version of cats. Like if cats turned into birds they'd probably look and act a lot like owls. I had that thought when my cat was being a funny weirdos and wiggling around and doing these crazy contortions
Dreamed that I woke up one day and became model-tier attractive. Instantly became incredibly popular with women, got a friend group, and became incredibly successful in life. Why does my brain do this
>>215735855it wasn't a dream anon that was ESPthat's the future you can have if you start lifting and eating well right now
I wanna go live in the clouds.
>>215735951ESP isn't real you dumb woman.
>>215736039t. no connection to the astral planeyour spirit betrays you mine harmonizes with me
I wanna go live in the bib dib wo bub wa pub
>>215736118>>215736022You both are gonna need to subscribe to dumbfuck religion number 3. The best of all. Even better than scientology
>>215734952They would rather it continue than give Trump any possible win or good press
I got raped in the octagon! I’m so scared! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!
Please understand, I am not a badass...
>>215735597yesterday
Watched the new episode of smiling friends. It was good but I wish they weren't so short
I got strands of RNA in my hookah, every puff is an insult to god
I identify as a hypothetical chad
>>215736367i got a smiling friend right here for ya pal
>>215736453Welll?
Toy bien loco!
>>215736635
>>215736675LMAO why did you reply with this?
Mom woke me up cause my dog threw up on my carpet and I stubbed my pinky toe and it's bleeding like crazy and im cleaning it up at 5am while having the cold and flu.Not feeling very grateful rn but trying to find a way. Mom just put the dog in my room and I dont want her to throw up on me but she won't listen
*looking around for the person who asked*
>>215736753why do you own a dog when you live with your parents
>>215736724https://youtu.be/h08H9j6afzs
>>215736788I dont understand your question
>>215736923You clearly live with your parents yet you refer to it as "your" dog. Why would you get a dog that you have to pay and care for when you can't even afford your own place of residence?
>>215736951>t.
>>215736997Not sure why this is funny. If you're sub8 you're essentially a virgin for life nowadays unless you get want to get monthly starfish sex from betabuxxing a ltb
>>215737052you're a nu-male jimmy
>>215737052
>>215736967She's been the family pet for a long time.
Made a lot of good posts this thread when nobody else was there to step up and make them. Hopefully /cum/mers wake up and appreciate the fantastic posts I made and it starts their day with a smile. But now I must leave and shit live instead of just shitpost
>>215737357we have the watch now, /cum/rade
Women owe me sex and money
>>215734972>wallnut >below averageexplain thyself
>>215735119*sprays you with a hose*There ya go. Clean as a whistle. What does this saying mean? Why would a whistle be considered innately clean? What if the whistle fell into a puddle of mud?
Just throw your life away for female parasites theory
>>215737685redpill me on it good xir
The pensioners greedily sip from the tax nectar flower.
>>215737817The phrase “just throw your life away for female parasites” comes from online subcultures like MGTOW, incel, and red-pill circles. It expresses the belief that modern society conditions men to sacrifice their time, money, and freedom for women who supposedly exploit them. Proponents claim men are pressured to work, provide, and commit, only to be discarded or drained by women seeking resources, attention, or status.These groups often cite examples like divorce laws, alimony, or cultural norms that expect men to “protect and provide” as proof of systemic exploitation. They frequently invoke distorted evolutionary psychology, arguing that women are “hypergamous” — always chasing higher-status partners — and that relationships are therefore parasitic by nature.Critics point out that this “theory” isn’t based on evidence but on resentment and cherry-picked anecdotes. Research shows most long-term relationships benefit both partners and that married men tend to have better health, happiness, and stability. Calling women “parasites” dehumanizes them and traps men in cynicism and isolation rather than addressing real issues like poor communication, social pressure, or unfair laws.This rhetoric appeals mainly to men who’ve experienced rejection or disillusionment and want a simple explanation. It turns complex emotional pain into a moral story where women are villains and detachment is freedom.A more balanced view sees relationships as mutual exchanges, not traps. Both men and women face limiting expectations — men to provide, women to please — and both can suffer under them. The healthier alternative is not hostility or avoidance but self-respect, clear boundaries, and emotional independence, which allow intimacy without self-erasure.
don't really like the "fk using chatgpt" gimmick
Post on /cum/ about disliking fk using ChatGPT theory
>>215737277bodied that freak
>>215738153Hey, I get where you’re coming from. Honestly, I never meant the “FK using ChatGPT” thing as a gimmick or some kind of persona. It’s just something that grew naturally out of how I think and create — a mix of curiosity, humor, and experimentation. I like exploring how ideas sound when filtered through different mediums, and ChatGPT just happens to be one of those tools.If it ever came across like a performance or self-branding exercise, that’s not what I’m trying to do. I’m not trying to make it about the tool — I’m trying to make it about the thoughts behind it. For me, using ChatGPT isn’t a shortcut or a shtick; it’s more like a collaborative notebook. Sometimes it helps me articulate things more sharply, sometimes it pushes back, sometimes it just helps me get unstuck.I understand that to outsiders it can look like yet another “AI content” thing, and I get the fatigue with that. Everyone’s experimenting, and it can blur into noise. But I’ve always aimed for substance — not just to generate words, but to express something personal, something intentional.So yeah, no offense taken. I just hope you see that it’s not about trying to be clever or trendy. It’s just me — still thinking, still writing, still trying to connect, whether through a screen or on my own. If the “FK using ChatGPT” thing ever felt like a gimmick, that’s not the point. It’s just my way of thinking out loud — imperfectly, but honestly.
all me btw
>>215738313That was Baron
My new work pants are so comfortable
>a mix of curiosity, humor, and experimentation
Eyes on the road, The wheel of AmericaSymphonies rain and the air is violentDark is the cloud for the sake of the animalsChoking to death on fumes of the Amazon
>>215736375Dracula detected
>>215738593Hey soul sisterAin’t that Mr MisterOn the radioStereo
Look up the song "Kiss me I am Dead" by Bush. Killer guitar
bring our boys home
what do you want a woman around for anyway you want to talk about the bitches she works with and taylor swift and netflix? gay best friend behavior. are you a faggot? get an old honda and wrench on it
>>215739031Cuddles! :D
>>215739310Helllllo my fellow goonhead
>>215739310Mornin bud. I'm afraid nobody's awake yet but I'm here haunting the place. What time is it in your neck of the woodsIt's 6:55 am here
>>215731732>>215731732hey guys look at THIS
>>215739093get a dog
>>215739465WAOW!
I want to die
might move to China
>>215739677Do they allow Mexicans?
>>215739375>>215739395hows it going? 10:09 for me
I don't know what the score is with you, charlie
How do you kill someone with no body?
Thinking about climbing mount Everest in the winter
Life is suffering. When you seperate yourself from friends, music, drugs, movies, any other form of escapism where you trick your mind into living a reality that it isnt (the purpose of music, and why we like it so much), you find the real world. Most people think constant escapism is going to make them happy but it's quite obvious it won't. Buying new things, constant alcohol to surpress yourself and feel as if you aren't even human anymore, drug use, travelling, all of it in an attempt to distract from the lonely, broken mind that happens when you adress yourself when you sit alone with nobody and nothing. To fight against that.And so we envy the rich, and the good looking, and the famous. For we envy those who can escape from life's pains and the rich can constantly distract themselves, the good looking can constantly move from meaningless interaction and "wow you are cute" over and over again to surpress the feelings of the meaninglessness of life. And most of us will never have these things, wealth, good looks, any of it. So we cope with "well I can have more than others! that's all I want!"Then I ask, "what about those who can't, what do they do?" and you would say, it's over for them, nothing, they die, they suffer.how horrible is that of a world then, the meaninglessness of it all, and the peak goal of it being just to be able to ably distract yourselves from the misery of the world (the reason you want to be good looking and rich, in order to better run from your pain). if the goal of your life is just to distract yourself, you don't even want to live, you want to escape your life not overcome it. you want death.To really live therefore would be to somehow love your life for what it is right now, not what it could be. And you might say "that sounds miserable as a thought!". Well, you will feel that misery anyways if you can't change your looks or your wealth. And for some they can't, it truly is over.
>>215740163bro thinks he’s schopenhauer
yo chat is this guy fucking retarded
Is it okay for a man to sleep in a nightgown?
>>215734356LMFAO
Beautiful dreamer wake unto me
I used to put a 50ml shot in a can of normal seltzer and drink it at some work stuff
think ill make some maple syrup snickerdoodles.
Told my cat to take a nap earlier because she was awake and active for 4 hours, I knew she was faking that she wasn't tired
>>215740380Damn they invented choccy milk?I LOVE Ireland now
you're saying you REALLY wouldn't fuck a human-shaped lizard? really bro?okay, sure, whatever.
>>215740651That can't be right, black people have invented everything
There’s a burst of energy in your posts. I’m actually curious about your zodiac sign, haha.
>>215740820i'm a libra. my birthday is actually next week, and i'm an excited big man.
>>215740820I'm a libtard, my birthday was last week
Relatable?
>>215740935source on the whore
>>215740951Tate McRae
inshallah let me get flattened into a red smear on the asphalt by a lifted f350 when i’m leaving work today
wsup
>>215740951Sydney Sweeney
>>215741030she's cute
it's 30 years too late to start rare earth refineries. it's so over
what can i doyou win again
>>215741102Damn. Who's that vampire?
>A 67-year-old German man died on a beach in Mallorca while trying to save his wife from drowning. She had got into difficulty in the water near Santa Margalida in the northeast of the holiday island, as reported by Mallorca Magazin and the Spanish news agency Europa Press, citing the local emergency service SAMU-061. Rescue workers tried to revive the man for almost an hour, but to no avail. His seriously injured 47-year-old wife was taken to a hospital.He lived and died for young pussy
Leftists found their new cause, supporting the commie regime in Venezuela
>>215741131commissioner of the NBA, and he's just jewish
>>215740935Two beers is literally nothing.
>>215741167He means 2 tall boys
>>215741167You’re an alcoholic
>>215741102Chinese love to play Wise Sneaky Manchu when there's no pushback. Start pushing back and they lose their precious composure and start getting retarded
>>215741146>not wanting to do Iraq 2.0 is leftismi don't think you people can understand the sort of refugee crisis this would cause
>>215741165>and he's just jewishyeah obviously >commissioner of the NBAnot surprising at all, he literally looks like the memes lol
I want to make a video game.
What about?
>>215741216I actually met a cute girl who had large black eyes like this, i legit thought she was on drugs and her pupils were enlarged or something until i realized that her eyes were just huge
>>215741211You mean the one that's been going on for years?
>>215741211I saw this girl on Lemonparty
>>215741299Have you seen Anora?
Today’s cop
Post more unfunny images.
>>215741273Eyes like that are kind of rare, they do look kind of creepy. >>215741313Nah, I don't really watch much movies. Was she in Anora? She was kind of funny on the podcast.
>>215741293it would dwarf it by a magnitude, 30 million people and every single one with valid claims to asylum
>>215741390
>>215740995california thinks literally everything causes cancerwhich they're right about of course, as always, but if it's on every other package then it prevents living meaningfully so the safety warnings can be ignored
>>215741394She plays a minor character for about five minutes.
>>215741461okay but he has a mohawk and i'm bald i think there's a bigger problem here
>>215741456California is cancer hahaha
>desire material possession like a new car or something>Watch a YouTube video of someone enjoying the material possession>Vicariously enjoy it and no longer desire to purchase the itemIs this cucked or a decent coping method? I save a lot of money.
>>215741456I've never had ramen, one time I saw those Korean red ones in the store that are really popular but when got turned of by the ingredients. Too much E's and things that are not food for just noodles. >>215741458Is the movie good? Someone said she has nudes but I haven't checked. Her face looks like a bird.
>>215741399I think it's foolish to think that there's any plans to abide by the law regarding asylum. You can't trust a criminal regime
If you put "may cause cancer" on everything, you can never be sued for not reporting that your product may cause cancer
damn this doctor is nuts nigga!
Good I fucking hate shitting in public.
>>215741544While that's true, I don't think war refugees are going to be deterred from crossing the border by any of the measures currently in place, considering they'd already be fleeing death. You'll see the sort of mass wall scalings that happened in Ceuta and Melilla years back.
Just learned that one of Martin Luther King's speech writers was a jewish communist.
>The [Insert Name of Person] Files
>>215741691many such cases
>>215741703The Jason files
As of this moment I'm officially reopening the /cum/ Files.
>>215741691when you have a very large social circle those things tend to happen. you shouldn't read too much into it.
>>215741691obamna's mentor was a communist and yet he still directed the CIA to quell the communist rebellion in the pilipines. Parliamentarians are all opportunists, and political ideologies a means to power.
>>215741777Jews played a big role in the civil rights era, there's much to read into
>>215741704Yeah same with Obama, the guy who wrote his book was Bill Ayers from the Weather Underground - the tankie terrorist organization. Most of them went to be professors, like that black lady that teaches at Columbia and Chesa Boudin's (Former District Attorney of San Francisco) father.
My old man, I told him I wanted a bubble bath. He brought the water to a boil
>>215741830Obama mad all the commies big mad yesterday when he congratulated Machado on the nobel peace prize
I couldn’t care less about all the stuff you guys keep talmboutJew here tankie thereJust let me live my life in peace
>>215741836okay then elaborate. tell me your big jewish conspiracy.
>>215741879It's interesting..
>>215741879We have certain things in common, FK...But this is not one of them
i'm going on my first truly /int/ trip to japan in less than 2 weeks. i'm very excited.
>>215741890Jews control the blacks, that's it
>>215741974
>>215731749dead anime girls look so cute idk why
>>215741954I used to listen to this one Russian banger all the time but I can’t remember title nor artist it makes me sad!!
>>215742013
>>215742010Nice, hope you have a great time!
>>215742010What are you doing?
>>215742010Post the itinerary !!
Why do I enjoy picking boogers from my nose so much?
>>215742035
If you've never made somebody contemplate something on the tree of woe you're an incel.
>>215742070They’re tasty
>>215742073
WHOM WANTS TO PLAY WITH MY BUTTHOLE
You now remember "The Intellectual Dark Web"
>>215742127
>>215742185I’m trying to but nothing’s coming up
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15183175/mississippi-leland-high-school-shooting.htmlAnother mass shooting with the usual suspects
>>215742213>Lee confirmed to Fox News that the shooter had not been located as of Saturday morning. He had no further details about the shooter's identity.Shut up, chud
>>215742192
>>215742257That's usually how it goes with these negro party shootings
For all your disdain for "normies", it doesn't seem like not being one is doing you any favors. After all, normies have girlfriends, they have social circles, and even if it's in ignorance they seem happy. What exactly does eschewing normalcy give you?
>>215742036thank you! it's been something that i've wanted to do for a long time, was just never the top priority so finally glad to be doing it. exchange rates are historically pretty good so now seems like as good a time as any. a little concerned since overtourism seems to be a problem but i think i'll be a good visitor and not cause too many issues.>>215742041>>215742060days 1-3: tokyo, will focus on the northern section to just get settled since it's further away from the action and has some stores i'm interested in. will probably do ueno/asakusa/maybe ginza. day trip to kamakura and/or yokohama depending on how the timing works out.days 4-7: japanese alps, there's a unesco world heritage site called shirakawa that is very picturesque that i'll spend some time at, also takayama which has a large part of the town left over from shogunate-era japan and a museum for showa-era history. since it'll be deep into autumn i'm hoping for lots of pretty autumn leaves.days 8-11: kyoto, all shrines all day all the time. kyoto's a pain to plan for because everything is so spread out across the city but i'm hoping to at least hit the common tourist spots. if i skip anything it'll probably be the bamboo forest since that seems way tinier irl than what you see in pictures. day trip to nara.day 12: hakone, primarily for the hot sprints, wanted to have at least one traditional style inn on the tripdays 13-15: back in tokyo, focus on the southern side with shinjuku/shibuya/etc. yoyogi park, meiji jingu, maybe harajuku. i'm not too big into the pop culture parts so i want to focus on more of the low-level, "day in the life" type of things. the only pop culture spots i have on the itinerary to just stop by and go "oh hey i recognize that" are parts of the video game The World Ends With You.
>>215742271
my childhood home in the coal dark nigra ghettoes has been fixed up and they’re asking 300,000 for it
>>215742404>a little concerned since overtourism seems to be a problem but i think i'll be a good visitor and not cause too many issues.Yeah just don't be a nuisance and you'll be fine. Japan has interesting food I would like to try, I've never had anything else except sushi.
>>215742408
>>215742362nothing. hatred for normalfags is mostly just jealousy
>>215742466
>>215742404You should end the trip at Aokigahara Forest
>>215742539i know what you are referring to and that's not very nice of you to say.
>>215742271I still don't know the difference between Apu and Pepe
petah
>>215742665
>>215742665Apu is more relatable for some reason.
2,780 people have killed themselves at Niagara Falls
>>215742665apu is the one that looks like he has downs syndrome
>>215742685
>>215742539I actually want to go there, it looks neat
>>215742728I aint no wanna see no ded baaaady
why did that chid shoot up a mormon church
>>215742781They said a mormon qt dumped him so he wanted TMD
>>215742825many such cases
Former President Joe Biden undergoing radiation therapy as cancer care enters new phase. The radiation treatment is expected to span five weeks and marks a new point in his care.
>>215742916meanwhile orangutan took the flu shot and covid booster
>>215742916I wish he didn't drop out, he would have gotten slaughtered in the election
>>215742957grim
I laughed so hard I pissed and shit myself
>>215743034>>215742957He learned nothing from RFK..
>>215743070
>>215743082Early, gay and Mexican
HERE UPON ST. CRISPIN'S DAY!
>>215743064
Mom wants me to cut the grass before she gets McDonalds fuck!!!
>>215742916Funniest possible person to win in 2028
>>215743212>Still having to cut your grass in October
Someone make the real new
>>215743355I don't understand does grass suddenly stop growing in your state when fall begins?
>>215743378Yes because the temperature is so low at night
>>215743415I live in fl*rida unfortunately
>>215741867>commiesAll 3000 of them?
>>215742515Why that specific county?
