faggot edition
>>215741012bryan is richer and younger than you.
cat!
i still don't really understand matgeek
Struggling with money right now bros. But I remembered, a while back my energy company put ridiculous charges on my account which they innitially refused to take off until I threatened to escalate it, then they wiped a massive amount off my debit. Does anyone have some neat tips or tricks like that? Is it likely utility companies will reverse loads of bills so my accounts goes into credit if I just nag enough, even if all the charges are completely legitimate?
just had a wank, gave me zero satisfaction whatsoever, why do i bother
>>215741100>get a job damb >get a lawyer I will destroy you, old man
>>215741110rorke, you been raped and gaped with thisnever show your face here again
>>215741110extremely powerful image
>>215741110woah...powerful....thats so brave...I was blind...But now I see...How could I have been so stupid?
>>215741077
>>215741110love how they're still considerate of Turkey wanting to be called Turkiye even though literally everyone outside of their metropolitan bubble still calls it Turkey
Corrrrrr
mental how a comic strip completely changed my life
yeah don't do things that are for posh poncesjust be a piece of shit your whole life
>>215741110>turkiyeFuck off
>>215741157>>215741110Also at the time it wasn't called either of those as "Turkey" wasn't a thing. It was Rome/Byzantine Empire.
>>215741158
>>215741194watch. out. babe. here I CUMyou spin me right round baby right round
>>215741194The Poortherner Code to live by
>>215741183is he ok
im faggot too
>>215741231she looks like lil pump... would
how to get cambridge chinese exhange student gf
Sort of fancy a wank
yep yepper, buh-boom, pow pow
>>215741100>she's mine not yours oh and im also a criminalnonce vibes
>>215741110powerful let in 5 million of them and get them all housed RIGHT NOW
nth for the gyaldem
having a rorke wank
>>215741158Phwoar that's a turbo taycan that is
>>215741183Smite him down online safety act
>>215741183well at least it was a quick death
>>215741269had one earlier me but felt guilty after
the free therapy wank
>>215741335um
does peter theil bum wank his blood boy
all I'm saying is maybe we should give tories another chance
>>215741267show her your /brit/ post greatest hits
I cba to scroll up and check. Is this /brit/?
rorke would turn away father christmas for being an illegal
I am an american living in england. I am one of you guys now, I am just like you
>>215741373idiot
leftypol on a mad one
>>215741370i believe so yes
>>215741373well it seems like we have the one they call rorkeychops, and next to him is leftypops
stopped listening to the online opinion of music when i realised it's all coming from those socially retarded people who wear oversized noise cancelling headphones outside so they can avoid social interaction at all costs
ffs boiler's on the blinkcold showers until thursday
>>215741425grow up mate
>>215741425that's actually leftypoo
far too warm for october17cit not fucking right
Brilliant
>>215741436one of my big fears really
>>215741425i wish they would get along together again
>>215741425ironic how leftypops is on the right, makes you wonder
>>215741432Why would you stop listening to the opinions of people like that? They seem like the best people to listen to
>>215741110is it fair to just consider leftists fundamentally evil at this point?i mean, clearly there is no curing this
put all the biomass in a big chamber and use the vibration of them shuffling around to power britain
anyone know where the birds in red dead redemption 2 go?
left on a madone
should I go to Istanbul or London for me hair transplant lads?
scranning my own arse, you can't have any
>>215741493not interested in the opinions of people who are too shy to say thanks to the bus driver
>>215741464Commoners are such grim people, wish class segregation was encoded by law
>>215741506how many times do you reckon you say biomass each day
need mouse with no donguru
>>215741494>leftists fundamentally evil*falls in line with the billionaires that will actually kill this planet, our only home*I'm a lefty and I'll call a spade a spade and a tranny a ladyboy.
>>215741528you can get some really good authentic turkish food in london
>>215741506honestly if we just do this but with pavements in areas with large concentrations of them, we could probably achieve the same effectbut imprisoning them does sound somewhat enjoyable
>>215741506we should put them on treadmills to power the country100% renewable clean biomass
>>215741506did you watch the Hamilton ketamine entry ^o^very interesting that they use vibration but we still dont know what pharma does to make ketamine good >>215741548UwU
>>215741534Bus drivers are absolute wankers, dont know what world you live in
>>215741034>>215741086he uses filters because he knows how bad and old he looks btw
>nth for the gyaldem
>>215741554teach me about polish foodwhat do you have to offer?
Dreaming every day that we get an exterminationist like Heydrich
>>215741539also you: poo poo pee pee rorke rorke rorke leftymong leftymong dftic melty!!!
>>215741551haha whatever you say lad
a lot to unpack with that one
>Dreaming every day that we get an exterminationist like Heydrich
>>215741610the meme that broke leftymong
right well not sure what that is because the thumbnail looks unsettling so shan't be opening it
get the saturated fats ingestedget the heart attack fuel swallowedget the cholesterol raised to dangerous levels
it beginsthe various gimmick posters and schizos have all dragged themselves out of bed
>>215741610I'm as puzzled by the "Boriswave" as you are lad. I don't want it.There wouldn't be as much migration if the world was a more stable and equal place.
>>215741616>me after a trip to ikea
>>215741647I'm on it
ermm uhh ooo
>>215741610woke exists because of the billionaire capitaliststhey brainwashed these morons
just had a pie with chips peas and gravypeng asgetting on the beers laterlove saturdays
konnichiwa boku wa yerrow nigga desuichiban daisuki no tabemono wa meat feast pizzabiomass wa dai kirai>>215741585i'm in this screenshot indirectly(he's replying to me saying jjk fanbase is full unlikeable cunts)
>>215741551The planet is not going to die you mong
leftypol making the height of his intellectual and political analysis 'it's da billionaires' while also being funded into existence by them
>>215741653you dont believe there would be mass migration if we lived in a borderless world?
thought I was here 24/7 though
why cant we get cajun curly fries in this countrywas it the woke or was it that bloody cunt starmer?
>>215741651mental how one moment i'm just a normal poster, fitting in with the lads, probably even complaining about the spammers myself, and the next i'm the grim reaper of /brit/, I clear entire threads and control entire lives with my spam and gimmicks. i'm the ultimate engima, a puppetmaster of sorts
>>215741667just had a chicken jalfrezi with pilau rice and a peshwari nan and will also be getting on the beers later
>>215741706I was here first palWell not today I mean, because I just woke up. But in general.
>someone opens bitcoin shorts 20 minutes before trumps announcement>closed it and made over $100m profit in less than 6 hoursmental how rigged the entire system is, they don't even try and hide anymore kek
you lot eat tea quite early isn't it
been bitter about the state of this general all day. no idea why. grumpy sod I am.
>>215741730lucky bastard
Sir Kenneth Donald Mouseworth, Earl of Mouseshire
>>215741734just need a full-time janny to keep things in order
considering suicide again. i know i need to go out for some fresh air. but im too depressed.
>>215741731this pokemon was sick back in the dayused to just bang cunts out with headbutt on the regularand he can surf
>>215741733nah senpai mum cooks me curry 6pm isnt it
>>215741730not real money though is it
homealone here yet?
>>215741586skip pierogi they're boringplacki ziemniaczane (potato pancakes) with goulash (gulasz) doesn't get enough lovethere's sauerkraut stew with sausages called bigosa lovely soup, zurek, it's quite savoury, made with a rye sourdough starterkotlet schabowy is a big port schnitzel thing that's also greati won't go on about it too much but there's plenty outside the usual sausage stuff (kielbasa literally just means sausage btw so technically a cumberland sausage could be called a kielbasa)polish cheesecake is also different, it's made with a cottage cheese type stuff that is genuinely delicious.you have the doughnuts that are really popular around easter, as well.there's a lot of influence from stuff like hungarian food too so you can even get "hungarian style" potato pancakes with more peppers and paprika.zapiekanka is like a big pizza baguette type thing from krakow, always good. it also can be used to describe casseroles, had a silesian black pudding and bacon one that was similar to a cottage pie with the mash on top.oh and fasolka po bretonsku which is just fancy beans and sausages
oh the graph went up did it?# and it's green too?
>>215741730mad thing is, even if it's someone realted to his administration there'll be no prosectuion for it given how openly corrupt they are no accountability whatsoever
>>215741730Crypto will always be monopoly money
just realised nobody says lol anymore
niggas will literally kill themselves instead of taking the <100 steps it takes to go from their smelly bedroom to the outside world. SAD!
>>215741770nah i don't even think that would fix itmost posts aren't actually breaking the rules of the site so it's unpunishablethey're just annoying
>>215741813nothing to laugh about these days
>>215741803goulash is Hungarian, sauerkraut is German, schintzel is AustrianYou've already stolen Silesia, stop stealing cuisine too. BAD Pole. BAD!
>>215741825lol
>>215741681I don't want a borderless world.
should i buy this
>>215741815am outside for hours everyday and still want to kill myself, genuinely considering going to Turkey and doing one of those electric brain shock treatments for resistant depression
>>215741852why
>>215741847leftymong full realisation involves a borderless world
>>215741857Turkiye*
>>215741861storage
>>215741804it actually went down, yesterday was the worst day for the market since April when Trump last had his tariff autism.What the gentleman is referring to is a chap who bet against the market (bitcoin in particular) and profited off it immensely - likely due to insider information.Given the nature of crypto/blockchain though, such a chap has disappeared into the night.
>>215741862Yes we have a monoculture of thought when we all meet up.Jesus lad.
how do you counter this other than pathetically whining that it's not allowed?
>>215741873can do
>>215741863So they never really spoke Irish in Ireland?
>>215741837im british not polish
>>215741896probably be civilized
>>215741901its that a yesits 44% off
barry
>>215741915why you over there then?
fut champs deadarse used to be 40 games over 2 days and people actually did it
>>215741896Laugh?
>>215741917i.e. do nothing and losepathetic
>>215741934i live here
>>215741825Is this style of image from one of the social media platforms?
cant find my weed pen chargermight kms
>>215741158Why is our nightlife culture stuck in 1994
>>215741893How are you supposed to realised a fair and equal world when you have borders, and therefore different countries, which in turn means different cultures and societies?
>>215741896what needs countering? it insists upon itself
>>215741730anti semitic post
>>215741947why
>>215741946your hardest men already arrived on that island and raped them after a hard fought battlewhy would i need to do anything...
>>215741956very cyberpunk
>>215741875oh well that's him sorted for life then. and his children, if any. hope he's happy, he can buy a house and a car now can't he
>>215741948tumblr
>>215741825um in my wanks again
>>215741915>reposts "im british not polish" in greentext with a picture of a cleary Polish looking man
>>215741825I dont mind
It's not quite that time of the year yet, but it's fast approaching. There's always time to get one ordered, it'll make a great festive surprise for your niece, nephew, cousins. Any of them.
>>215741982well given he was able to gamble such a substantial amount, he was likely already wealthy as fuck, profiteering off other's misery yesterday as thier stocks imploded. It's a bit of a pisstake desu.
>>215741978it's where my flat, work, and wife are>>215741992never seen it, but my passport and polish ID say british citizen and i have no polish blood
>>215741896It's bad enough when men do it but women should absolutely be banned
>>215742022
Mental that in the 00s/early 2010s - even people like this went outside and socialised. Yet in the mid 2020s, even good looking young guys and (much less so) girls are reclusive shut ins.
>colonisers disagree with Māoris on literally anything>haka to assert dominance>colonisers cry that it's unfair but relentworks every time
you lads reckon there is anyone in the town of Barry in Wales who is named Barry
>>215742067me in the middle
>>215742031if your wife polish?have you ever experienced XENOPHOBIA? do you speak polish?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RG_5iDQEvSsmental how much they buck broke chickens shaking those eggs in its face
>>215741992what's the signature Polish look?
>>215742067I reckon this is the sort of lad who calls other lads 'umchickens'
>>215742081at this point they must think it's because it has magical powers rather than gay white guilt
>>215741875based people look down on gambling addicts without realising the hypocrisy when everything on life is a gamble
>government disagrees with leftypol on literally anything>gay porn dance to assert dominance>government cry that it's unfair but relents
>>215742131in effect i guess there's no difference
>>215742102yesnot reallya bit, but not conversationally. enough to surprise most poles, but not enough to live my life with just that.>>215742114big nose, pale skin, small jaw, thin lips, scowling even when happy
need a film to watch
>starmer disagrees with rorke on literally anything >migrant protest to assert dominance >starmer imports another 300000 asylum seekers who aren't economic migrants
>>215742114Many of the ones I've met are bald or have that weird buzzcut thing in the back of their head.
>>215742103cute!
>>215742168Life of a Sad Boring Bastard Who Posts On Brit: The Sequel
>>215742196Haven't seen the first one yet.
>>215742145you just forgot the one step where the government funds the gay porn dance with their CIA moneyhttps://thejournalofneoabsolutism.wordpress.com/2017/05/02/36/
>>215742044bit sexist
It's like bloody Aliens in here. No, Alien Resurrection. Exactly like it.
gf wants much rougher sex but I'm afraid of hurting her
>>215742261picrel... I need this
>>215742067In 2019 I was going out more and and being extroverted and all that jazz after being NEET for years. Then COVID forced me back to staying at home all day and I'm still doing that
>>215742227american sex arse
Ebay is so shit now. Just two or three years ago I'd see a PSVR set with 40 games or a huge collection of something for like £50. Now I just see a couple of items they're trying to flog for £60+.
>>215742168Awakenings
sick of AI telling me how good my questions are. I'm the one who asks them.
realising they’re not milfs anymore, but just women my age with kids
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ONa-iZXp7Nsbig theyre eating silica packets? idk I thought the control maybe wouldve been plan B? idk
>>215742299i get older they stay the same age
>>215742297That’s a great question
>>215742227might send this to a woman I know
This is a public safety announcement.
>>215742299theyre still MILFS, fertile MILFs
>>215742297Great question. And useful to confirm that you are the one asking them!
It's harder to find hot cougars when you are in your 30s.
>>215742241wonder how many zoomers there are here that don't recognise this within like 0.0001 seconds
>>215742293Its the same with every shopping site now. Same has been said about Amazon, they started using AI in the search engine and every slop reseller paid for the top places in the search and now nobody can find what they actually want
>>215742328reminder that you are a nobody
>>215742322You won't. You only know your mum and she asked you to stop sending her nonsense you saw on the internet.
I'm curious to know how autistic I am. I'm a bit weirdo even among the weirdos. I was checked as a child but somehow didn't get a diagnosis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEFkLL_yqS0
>>215742328my reaction to this post:
>>215742376
>>215742376grow up mate
He’s done you again rorke!
you are all only ignoring me because you love me
induction done, classes starting Monday
>>215742460thanks Haseeb you Paki bastard. keep making people in the country you live in as a brown more racist nigger
Mousey forever Mousey the game Mousey forever Mousey's a game oooooh!!!!
>>215742460right then fucking pizza ain’t Italian then since tomatoes are from South America
>>215742460mental that Labour are now plagiarising even the cringe parts of Reformhow embarrassing
>>215741896exterminationism.
>>215742460you: paki bastard in England get out. youre not British
*does a government-approved gay porn dance*
>>215741100>Whatever you do to her, I will do to you.um
want a full english now
>>215742460lil seeby is just mad he's eating pork
Former leftypol here.Used to think rorke was just a racist bigot but after having walked around town and seeing British families quietly shopping while the cronem were smoking weed, blasting music, getting into fights... i realise it's not about racism. Their culture simply does not fit ours.
Studying Kabbalah at the YMCA with the lads
Sir Darkest Hour
Alec Baldwin killed someone and got away with it!
does anyone want ti sned me £30 so i can buy more morphine
>>215742523Imagine getting this angry over breakfast. Have some tea mate, probably the most British thing you can claim
internet: invented by British keyboard: English language mode twitter: American computer: white man electricity: white man power plants: white man
>>215742507that breakfast is fucking dire it's charred to fuck
>>215741896They look like members of the military, surely their higher ups can severely discipline them with ease for veing out of line?
>>215741582even with the filters you can see that he's anemic
>>215742562frankly i would like the wogs to stop appropriating all of these aspects of our culture and go back into the jungles and the mountains where the white man can no longer 'hurt' them
>ti sned me £30
>>215742559post your wrist
leftypol genuinely thinks that the feelings of cross dressing men are more important than the safety of women who want to talk about their rights
sneed me £50
>>215741439bloody hell didnt realise the fun police were in the building
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMO_30v4dw8
god its so annoying that these pet pakis like asheed mabeeb is acting out in their runt cages in this country
Theres a lot of very scared and afraid pakis and africans in london these days, trapped in their zoo enclosure, having never left the M25 containment zone in their life. Thats the only explanation as to why these leftymong posts even exist and they make these insecure guardian posts about dey hair in dey swimming pool and uhhh rorke u kno dat english breakfast is foreign riiiight? (laughing crying emoji)
mousey begging for drugs again
>>215742615remove the glasses and fix the shitty skin and paedo stache and he wasn’t even that bad looking for a bloke
>>215742615proof that it's mental illness
>>215742460bizarre they never do this to french, italian, chinese, japanese, indian or arab cuisine
>>215742562The TV and telegraph ss well
>>215742602Ok will tell them directly since you're so interested in screenshotting them. You won't because you are a cowardly shut-in virgin. I will be proven instantly correct as you seethe here without doing as I tell you.
Updating the HTML/CSS on my MySpace profile in accordance with my latest interest: the Pacific Northwest. Tall trees, rain, and oaky chardonnay -- staring wistfully out the window in my cabin by the lake, sipping hot cocoa. That's the life, boys
VGH
>>215742697DEANO MY SON
>>215742697
>>215742697his garden must get flooded every time it rains, screaming
pet paki just told me his can of tomatoes dinner is not actually British and that he can get imported tomatoes from pakiland
Im in the Army, special forces. The one above the SAS. Called tier zero. Not allowed to talk about it.
>>215742654yeah they totally ignore the amount of tomato or potato based dishes in stuff like indian cuisine and treat it like it's indigenous to themoh, naan? sorry pooja, bread is from egypt, get a new food
das rite
>>215742081Does it? Don't care enough about New Zealand politics to knowEither way the haka is gay and looks retarded
>>215742680>Pacific NorthwestBased
>>215741153Could have atleast painted his beard ginger and cut off the hat from his self portrait and put it over the guys head
>>215742723youre special forces alright yeah you spacker
playing Deus Ex: Human Revolution
>>215742745
have 8 million quid in assets me, reckon when you've got more than a million behind you then it becomes quite apparent that the pursuit of money was a road to nowhere more to life than money lads i wasted from 14-32 until i realized
>>215742697Mount&Blade arena vibes.
>>215742697We would all love to own a house like that let’s not kid ourselves and be all sour grapes
>>215742723tier s zogbot
rorke calling the army base after his JSA sanction again to ask the army base if the UK went to war in Palestine would they be fighting for the muslims or jews for no reason
>>215741896Normies think this is the coolest shit in the world btw
>>215742763i personally realised that at 23 when i made my first million
>>215742763how rich were your parents? how did you make that much?
Europe, awake!
>>215742767scraflgh
>>215742723Serial Attached SCSI
THIS IS NOBRIDGET JONESTHIS IS NOBRIDGET, BRIDGET
>>215742697what's wrong with it? nothing's wrong with it other than me being unable to afford it.
>>215742763you can give me some if it makes you feel better
where's sir keir
>>215742763give me 20 thousand dollars pretty pleese with chese :3
Smelting bronze in the bathtub of my studio apartment. Bit of a headache from the fumes, haha
>>215742788how is it not? especially if it works.
>>215742811Mental how they’re all massive shaggers despite being ugly
>>215742811this lad is just a jeet with an israeli flag right?
>>215742850he claims he's a formet IDF soldiers but i doubt it, refuse to believe an ex solider can be this cringe
>>215742850israeli flag, AI profile pic, includes an indian as "great" anything. 100% jeet
>>215742811milei POV: you escape the schizo asylum only to end up in the dementia ward
I have virtually no relationships with children. You'd think I'd have a niece/nephew at the very least -- nothing. I think this is what's missing in my life: friendships with kids.
>>215742840obviously didn't work did it, we conquered them
>>215742850Almost definitely
>>215742880big UMMY post
Had a dream that I fell to my death
>>215742880Yeah? Same
>>215742880um jokes aside, it's nice to have nieces and nephews, but no more than that. i can barely tolerate mine after they spend a weekend here.
>>215742850
https://i.postimg.cc/sgWyWsPk/image.pngyeah
>>215742697holy privacy...
>>215742909I would love to have some nieces
>>215742850>>215742874https://x.com/buchananite97/status/1956469198290293233kek
A hearty congratulations to our Australia friends
>>215742924im here in Bradford telling them not to "try for a third kid"
>>215742943sc
>>215742943pooscreaming
update they tried for a third and the kid is fine genetically and has two parents that have to ((also)) look after her 3 dead dumb and blind retarded siblings
>>215742811Milei is a couple of months from his country going bankrupt again. He's spending all the money he cut and scrounged from elsewhere on keeping their currency propped up way too high and has already burned through most of it. The second he runs out the currency and economy collapses. All he's achieved was cutting everything and immediately handing all the money to international currency speculators.
>>215742909i have two living just two floors above me and i've seen them enough times this year to count on your handsthat's enough desunot sure how to act round kidswith a catberg or dogstein you can just say anything and they'll get on with youbut with little kids i always feel like i need to be careful especially with the parents around
new>>215742985>>215742985>>215742985
>>215742697new liminal space just dropped
>>215741653>There wouldn't be as much migration if the world was a more stable and equal place.Thats the leftist downfall that will never be solved and everything will always turn to shit. Most immigrants are economic immigrants. Their countries are shit because they are shit. Every place they immigrate to turns to shit, just like their own country within a few years.
