pub cat edish
studying maths right in my dimly lit incel bedroom on my semen stained laptop #darkacademia
been up for 2 days. nothing to show for it but a burning hole in my stomach and bags under my eyes big enough to hold your nans sunday groceries
any mental health first aiders in?
>>215746486cheer up mate :)
brown fella at the shop looking out for me saw me eating off the floor gods plan isnt it
>>215746444in awe of those digitswhat a blessed thread
>>215746444one on the left is literally HANKERING for that pintlet him have a fucking sip ffs don't be tight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbfFDcP_bqI
STANDING ON THE ROOFTOPSEVERYBODY SCREAM YOURHEEEEAAAARRRTTSS OOUUUTT
got lost in translation on, scarjo peng
>>215746444never noticed the second pub cat before, is this an edit?
>>215746528can't play this anymore, due to woke
>>215746512rorke being a fucking tightarse as per
far too pretty for you to postyou like the ones that were balding hideous incels 8 months prior
>>215746539shes 17 in that isn't she? remember there is a nice scene with her arse in bed that is incredibly wankable
Ian Watkins, is no more
lets give this angelo poretti a go then its on cheap in tesco
the only beatles song worth a damnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpdJE7HG8Ls
absolutely drives me mental when people ask you for a cig when you're out and aboutjust fucking buy your own the turkish shop sells them for a fiver a pack
>>215746542they're two lads out on the piss. bet they've got a bit of packet on the way.
would say free the man who spliffed ian watkins but then i remembered the guy that got hold of him was on the nonce wing too so hes almost certainly a vile nonce so don't free him
>>215746590lmao seething cuck
>>215746486>do compressions on people's heads instead of their chests
>>215746571it's a lad wearing women's clobber mate
>>215746450Not a psychologist but know a thing or two
>>215746571does she have any other poseschange the channel marge!
>>215746605you can thank me when i give you a fag you poor cunt
>>215746590When I was 15 I asked a random on the street for a cig and he was like yeah mate and rummaged through his coat pocket and pulled out middle finger then walked away
>do compression on babies hands instead of their chests ktim when baby comes out blue
>>215746608he's prettier than any girl you'll ever speak to - in your entire life!
logs on rice innit
>Klaxon>Uni of Playboy>Ginger SteveBest /brit/ posters bar none
>>215746637
>>215746444serve them ffs
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/fit%20for%20a%20bio%20fem/
*subtracts the temperature by 32 and divides it by 1.8 so i can tell the lads the temperature*
>>215746652nah
Horrible thing to know what having tits is like. I have male tits.
Ian Waskins
>sick>order mcds in>the app automatically orders from the mcdonalds 20 minutes away instead of the one 2 minutes awaywhat could possibly be the purpose of such nonsense
>>215746691alri einsteinberg
its 12.7 celsius
>>215746712keep it on reddit next time yeah
wonder where she is nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgzmbwRNfmA
>>215746701are they... fully functional?
>>215746712what appusually you can pick
ry with shit confirmations to try get me to have the pregnancywank
not having a good mental health day
>>215746745No just pseudogyno, they don't feel sensitive or erogenous and no milk
>>215746744he's a lad now
>>215746652no but still she is pretty I'll give you that
>"This country is sick.">"This country needs healing">"This country needs... A doctor..."
>>215746712>living 2 mins from a maccasdangerous and downright stupid
>>215746744produced 5 fighters for the idf and got a medal from netanyahu
playing autistic games x
>>215746789state
I need a therapist to jerk me off and cuddle
>>215746808which ones? xx
>>215746637lol he's done you there
>>215746789they could use some sunlght
>>215746758the mcds one. you can pick on the other ones, but on the official app it often just ignores the one you picked as your nearest and goes for a random one nearby
got a massive painful lump in my armpit and i think it's all from the new deodorant. cant move my arm without pain
Amstel's a shit beer for brits on holiday in the med but I'm drinking it anyway
>>215746794hes maybe drunk like me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md_LwpNNmqw
I bought 100% polyester bedsheets by mistake they are horrid I don't believe it
right slag stealing a geez while our lad has a malfunction of sorts. Not on
on cider watching Thomas Carlyle: The Sage of Chelsea - Jonathan Bowden Lecture
>>215746835american truck sim atm with tunes blastingmight partake in some factorio after when i'm too drunk to drive
need a therapist to cradle me in her arms and tell me about her day
>>215746885they kept giving it to me in SA
>>215746922she got a good look of his ring
>>215746883Go see a doctor lump in armpit doesn't sound good. It might not be just a skin irritation thing.
>>215746902grow up
>>215746950shes got her reading glasses on and all. omdz
in bed
watching scary PSAs... alone... (no therapistgf....)
>>215746995farting?
telling an American to see a doctor is like telling a starving african to see a mcdonalds
>>215746883you fucking mong that could be thyroid cancer go see a doc
>>215747014do you have AIDS
>>215746883Probably bursitis srs
migration
>>215746789Conservatives are such runts
>>215747017>thyroid cancerhes not putting ozempic under his arms (lymph nodes maybe)
>>215747017cancer lumps arent painful and sensitive to the touch like this. it's either a boil or a swollen lymph node
ian watkins murdered24/7 heathernonce/zeidy spam stops interesting!
>>215746922bet she wakes up in the night terrified by the memory of that baggy hairy shit encrusted hoop
>>215747028Nobody's got AIDS
How does the sky look
>>215746883stop using deodorant with aluminumprobably a cyst
>>215747076not going to answer ^o^ but did you see it??
>>215747057swollen lymph nodes are a symptom of thyroid cancer
>>215747068>ian watkins murderedlove getting good news unexpected like this
>>215747014The jokes on us really, America has the superior healthcare system. We're forced to pay for the NHS which doesnt work at all. You have the choice to pay for your own healthcare instead, at the same cost, and you get it faster and its better quality. You don't hear about Americans dying in ambulances parked outside hospitals waiting hours for a bed
>>215746885amstel have done the 3.4% abv thing for tax. theyre fucking greedy jew bastards. coors and carlsberg have done the same. stella and kronenbourg have diluted theirs in past years too. HEINEKEN stands strong at 5% fuck all those other bitches
>>215747076dark
He'd make your shineboxes look like fuckin mirrors
>>215747094big
fucking pain in the arse to buy bitcointhought id get on this dip, had to verify every actioni wanted to fart and it asked me for an MFA code
>>215747089No, just clouds
>>215747094swollen lymph nodes are a symptom of anythingtheir whole purpose is to fight bacteria and shit
>>215747097its like christmas came early. May he rot in hell
>>215747137>swollen lymph nodes are a symptom of thyroid cancerAI says "on the neck" too womp womp
Wish I could forget it all, I'm not strong enough to live with these lost dreams forever
right so i stay up all night cause not sleepy, hits 7am and im sleepy now. but if i go to sleep im fucked for work on monday cause i wont sleep tonight. FUCKED it
>>215747137alri house md
>AI says
Would've preferred Ian Watkins lived longer and was relentlessly beaten in prison.
wonder how long the cancer-riddled armpit yank has left
>>215747160me im going to sleep in < ~30 mins :3
The shinebox, I wonder if it was chalked
>>215747179Ian Watkins is dead?
>>>/pol/518642706>>>/pol/518642706It's OVER
By the time you read this post, I shall be wanking my willy
alcohol taken palm oils taken time to go drink a beer and wake up with a buzz
just heard gun shots
>>215747197Was found dead this morning in his cell. Stabbed to death. Get the bevvies in lad
wonder how all the lads who moved to china are doing
Might move to China.
as always, lets give it a go
lovely middle eastern noses
>>215747179>Watkins was previously stabbed in an incident at the same prison in 2023, suffering non life-threatening injuries after he was reportedly taken hostage by three other inmates before being freed by prison officers six hours later.sounds like the nonce had a time of it
we at /brit/ say RIP to Ian Watkins
corrrr that pot noodle filled me right up will need a sit down and a nap after that
need a therapist wearing a bra laying ontop of me
cornetto time
>>215747274i was about to do this joke
>>215747253
>>215747200/pol/ happeningfags like you are extremely tedious
>>215747281need a cornetto gf eating a cornetto off of me
just got offered some chocolate. yes please, was what I said. then it was handed over to me. turned out... dark chocolate.
haha yeah supporting a baby rapist very funny very demure very irony very gen z and absurdist and whacky, woah thats so edgy and alternative
>>215747285gonna tell my kid this is a video of me at 30
>>215747316american rose
>>215747316giwtwm
successfully flogged the futon. ordering a new sofa now to replace it. quite the day.
hmm no I dont need her that one
hate this country wish it was rich and prosperous and had more wilderness
wonder what mel gibson is like 4 pints in
>>215747383We need more New Towns™
flogging my futon
feel like absolute shit
hordes of katies arriving at the gherkinpounds of weed getting delivered and consumed dancehall thumping loud aslyeh, its starting x
>>215747389visit /pol/
>>215747426I would too if I lived in your country. How do you cope?
>>215747431kill yourself
>>215747426you can't suffer in Rossiya
>>215747431show a bit of respect ziedy, your boy ian watkins just got clapped in prison
>>215747389mel is always basedeven when accosted by annoying mexicans
>>215747426dont kill yourself
>>215747476Pretty sure you can suffer in Russia.
>>215747478oh ffs, i didnt know
is it better to say up or to get 3-4 hours sleep?
>>215747479the queen
>>215747476this one is a lot nicer :3 the Italian one did the same. this one is blue (not black), thoughever, and it makes the "yes" look like it is the people backing him. with both of them being a dictatorship where everyone is saying "yes" and pretending to be democracy
WW2 basically proved the fascist theory that capitalism and communism are twins is true.
dropping large cartoon anvils on British heads
>>215747498Fucking hell, admits he's aligned with a baby shagger. The dox can't come sooner
>>215747492wonder how mel 20 years ago would react to this
shut the fuck up pol
>>215747494nobody has ever suffered in russia
>>215747536You are British you delusional spacker
>>215747498Fucking um
mental and mad how peng she is
>>215747531remember you used to say nazi germany was capitalist loool
can't REALLY afford the thing I've just bought but I've bought it now so hey ho
the most evil, retarded, hideous ogre of a man in russia is provided a state mandated snow princess, a comfy commieblock flat, free booze and an AK47
Northern lights situation was insane.
>>215747602who
should I go eat that pizza before bed
>>215747632it ain't gonna eat itself
>>215747596freddo?
>>215747602And still he wants to kill himself because he lives in fucking RUSSIA
business idea: self eating pizza
>>215747616so romantic *crying* d-did you go see it with a boyfriend or other s/o
>>215747590I've seen the truth.
>>215747540what's wrong with you
need a gf to give me methampetamines and put me to bed and cuddle :3 then rape me when im half asleep
>>215747688what took you so long?
>>215747652mogs your shithole
>>215747696What's wrong with you, the bbc cuck nonce spammer asks
>>215747174We NEED to get /brit/ higher on this list
o wait is it the leaf whos "boyfriend" ist he BE flag cuck faggot
Thoughts on Julius Evola lads?
>>215747688will you apologise for mocking the rapes of german women
big things are happening in calgary, alberta, canada
>>215747750grow up
>>215747750brown
>>215747728Ok lol
>>215747767thats a hare
>>215747767STRANGE things! but nvm you are that Canadian
biz idea: self-living life
megalolz
>>215747704I transvaluated my values.
>>215747767
>>215747806when she puts her princess wand in
AKA spainparasite AKA misery loving dengerate faggot freaks who should go ktsses
>>215747836sexxooooo9o
The "protect our women and girls" crowd filmed themselves abusing a woman who works for Gary Neville and telling her to get a wash and a wax.https://x.com/i_ammukhtar/status/1976999356525076742?s=46
>>215747806Vintage gif this
need something to eat
>>215747828why are you too much of a coward to apologise for mocking dead german women and raped german women?
must admit i am a secret spainiac
toby auto-inflicted melty
>>215747850kys
reeeeee
Thoughts on muscle girls?
any aryan beast man in?
>>215747906gay
>>215747864so? not raping her are they, leftypol, you great big fanny
>>215747877Spaino was always based. It was just the freaks who hated him because he took away their safe space
I really don’t know why gammons are so bothered about this net zero shit
>>215747869im old school
>>215746444where is that pub?
Mental how I am literally being fueled right now by jaffa cakes, bacon butties, walkers crisps and monster energy
>>215747906need her to rape me (if I dont have AIDS)
money for dopemoney for rope
>>215747926name on adam
>>215747927Anything else you really don't know? Besides what boobs feel like
>>215747948Mindraped award
>>215747913o/
>>215747864this is AI
mad how much better I feel after quitting nicotinestein and caffeineberg
unless Canadaa bought a VPN to use the spain flag to trick me like this??
>>215747954That’s where ur wrong mate
>>215747200lol yeah im sure russia wants to start a shooting war with nato, theyre practically done with ukraine after all and it didnt cost them anything
sort of thinking about going to the shops to get some food as i've none in
adam got a semi seeing the word spainiac crop up again
>>215747981ktim
>>215747877There's a few of us although I think it's just nostalgia to some extent
>>215747975fuck up tobes
just had some pork and apple sosiges
really want a pot noodle
>>215748004:(
I really love /brit/ and am not ashamed to admit that
>>215747972whats different
Saul of Tarsus
>>215747314yum!
>>215747981>thinkingstop this shit. what are you, a nerd?
>>215747921So it would be fine if they spat at her too then? Because at least it’s not rape aye
>>215748024hate it here but i can't stop posting
>>215748006whoever thought to put apple in sausages is epstein-level genious
>>215748016im sorry
fancy a pot noodle
Remember how we all found the Inbetweeners hilarious? Watched it again today and it was fucking shit and cringey. Did NOT age well at all.
https://vocaroo.com/13M8eejDZzgD
>>215748054:)
rorke be like: heyleftypol be like: hay is for horses, not people rorke
I am becoming severly mentally ill
>>215748047>So it would be fine if they spat at her too then?did they? no they didn'tyour point? rendered moot
>>215748061have to agree with this it’s too childish for me now
>>215748029a lot less anxietysleeping betterjust feel like a normal person and not an evil incel goblin
are you a gamer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXtypWNDYUQ
nobody:rorke: black pussy changed meeeeleftypops: when is it gonna change that dead trim you got rorke
horse also gn all :3 guess I will save the pizza for another day like I thought to do when I bought it. gngn
>>215748061>a show made for teenagers in the late 2000s isnt as funny for 2020s adultsnoooooooo way
>>215748110
>>215748087phwoar
sex with 18yo scarlett johansson
>>215748094just paid for an osrs membership so i guess so
never been to estoniaprobably never willthe people that live there mean very little to me
>>215748110bye tobert
>>215748061dont remember anything before last week me
>>215748117spainparasite
>>215748117why are these anime people being attacked
implanting silicone orbs into my cock
>>215748076what's up lad
>>215748126used to know an estonian nazi tranny called erika
>>215747864kek she'll carry those insults with her for life, ugly bitch
fruiedns want to go for a drink at 10pm im like mate im in bed then opiss off OLOL
>>215748143funy
>>215747864what did Gary Neville dowhat did i miss
>Remember how we all found the Inbetweeners hilarious?No. I was heavy into Russian Literature at 13, which is how old I was when The Inbetweeners was aired.
Well, we have to end zionism for one. And slow down the population growth of Africa, stop India and world capitalism. We have to provide food and shelter for the White race, and oppose racial egalitarianism and promote White rights, while also promoting protection for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.
cronem 2 stepping and getting jiggy wit it lil timmy wanking at home x
>>215748148average nafo member
>>215748096mental how unfunny family guy always was
>>215748148think i saw her in oceana once, gave me the old up and down
>>215748176she keeps blocking her urethra... stupid girl
>>215748176New fetish unlocked fuck sake
do you think there should be mixed schools?
screaming while reading war and peace
>>215748176not impressedpissing cocks completely mog pissing fanniesin fact cocks mog fannies in almost every way except fuckability of course
>>215748193just get 2 cups you dumb bitch
>>215748226mixed with adults?
>>215748089need to do this but this is the most busy and high stakes part of my life thusfar >>215748176erm.. corr
>>215748261we are going to do things to you that have never been done before
Yeah I think I'm gonna graffiti some mosque for inclusivity and to bridge the gap of other cultures
>>215748262mixed as in boys and girls in the same school, as opposed to single sex schools
>>215748124she was 17 in lost in translation. makes it mental the female director told her to get her arse out for the film.
>>215748143i felt like doing a fus roh dah(just drank white monster and downed a whole plate of rice and chicken covered in grill spices)
tongues out for wexit
>>215748228maybe if youre a gay weirdo
>>215748286impersonating staff
mental how I'm part irish on both sides but I hardly ever drink
>>215748271you can cut downswitch to lower strengths of whatever you do, have half decaf coffee instead of your usual amount, switch to a lighter cig brand, eventually stopping completely will be easy
>>215748297>>215748297>>215748297>>215748297
throwing car batteries into the atlantic ocean
>>215748329
>>215748320YWNBAJ
excursion to the petrol station methinks
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