Saul of Tarsus edition
Anyone know Ian Watkin's password?
>Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins murdered in prison
*runs to the new*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RFunvF0mDw
if you can't face the fact that an animal has been killed for you to eat meat then you have no business eating it better still you should be comfortable killing it and gutting it yourself
need a psychologist to do experiments on me (a dog)
>>215749759yeah and what about those cute little chickens, don't they deserve to live? did they ask to get put into the mcnugget blender machine?
had a good clean poo earlier, let it bake in my bowels for a bit longer so it wasn't a messy one
got a pot noodle
>>215749842
Reminder!
>>215749759Ohhh so you’re fine with these lil fluffy niggas getting crammed into a lorry in the thousands then pulled out and have their necks snapped. Thats fine but not a lamb uh ok
>>215749865gonna shag it?
>>215749864whenever I try this it liquefies entirely and makes a right old mess
>>215749846This is why I stopped eating meat, couldnt do the killing personally so not going to enjoy the fruits
wonder if they are at the pub yetwonder if my mate has pulled the girl i fancy
>>215749759I'm the same I eat chicken and fish but don't buy beef or lamb anymore
blood rush, posting ireevery woman is a liarburn the world with holy firetwenty first century incel man
For some reason I don't feel the urge to poo as often on the weekends. I think it's because I sleep until later, but I dunno.
>>215749911freak
>>215749891nah, bit hot
>>215749836should have saved this gem for the new
Is it ok to listen to Lost Prophets now?
Fish and chicken quite famously don't have feelings and don't want to live.
>>215749932stir the sauce in with ur knob x
>>215749910you personally fertilised that veg?
>I need you out of business sonReally odd thing to say to a dentist when you deep it.
>>215749910good lad, no shame in that xwent on a date with a woman recently and we were talking about meat and she said she can't stand to think about the creatures while she's eating meat and it gave me the ick, or the closest thing to it that i've experienced anyway
>>215749889yes don't care about brainlet archosaurs
>>215749910You should stop driving too since you're not a mechanicYou should stop going on planes too since you're not a pilot
>>215749835No idea, why would you know his password?
>>215749927hs?
>Light Pink Satin Ribbon - 50mm Wide - 5 Meter - for Gifts Wrap, Sew, Party, Favours, Decorations, Easter, Christmas, Events, Dress, Bows Wedding, DIY, Cars, Hair and Much More Much More <3
a chapter of my life as an edgy retard has ended today
>>215749954neither do non's
>>215749954it's okay to eat fish cos they don't have any feelings
>>215749915Well done mate no more cows or sheeps will be killed thanks to you congrats u saved the world
>>215749954fish are genuinely soulless retards
>>215749846Have caught, gutted and filleted fish no problem, reckon I could shoot a deer or a bovine of some kind. But butchering a little lamb, or slaughtering a piggu? Idk m8, maybe youre right
>>215749846Shut up, woman.
playing melee on the cubey cubey
>>215749973umm no?
>>215749969dont do either of those things
made of paper now pot noodle cups, living in the future
spilled seedwhite man's greedI should havea bride to breedalways angry at rasheedtwenty first century incel man
>it's okay to eat fish cos they don't have any feelings>fish are genuinely soulless retards
>>215750011sharks are fish you utter FOOL
painfully unfunny posts tonight
>>215749998??
Those shits where you push out hard and the shit comes out rapid and theres a moment between shits where your gaping bumhole sucks in air, and your muscles flexing create a bizarre pseudo fart
>>215749992Processing is the hard part. Killing is easy. Not because it pulls at your heart, but because the process is tiring. A large animal can be a daylong venture. Most family farms will process large batches once or twice a year because of how labor intensive it is.
>>215750034:)
do you say um or erm
biz poz load is starting on channel 4
AI waifus make him crydoesn't have the will to trythinks billions have to dietwenty first century incel man
been called curly fries outside co-op
>>215750049love it when my poo ends with a pop and I know my bum is clear and will need minimal wiping
>>215750064I say ommm
Well? Is it?
>>215750029
>>215750077ktim
>>215750064ummington road
can we just end this generation of consoles both were fucking terrible and look like shit
the west has fallenthe left has wonhis father can't lookat his own sontwenty first century incel man
>Donald Trump on his son Barron: “He can look at a computer... I turn off his laptop, I said, ‘Oh good,’ and I go back about five minutes later, he’s got his laptop, I say, ‘How do you do that?’.. He’s got an unbelievable aptitude in technology!”
>>215749872Um is this a real hsbc advert
now playing last train home
>>215749977good on you commiemong
>>215750126hi um poster
>>215750126yeah it was realfucking horrific
as gay as they are do respect vegans a bit for sticking true to what they believe. What’s pathetic is saying I only eat x animal but not y animal because THAT would be cruel
might have a carol vorderman wank later
got dickinson's real deal on
>>215749872>BELGIAN STRIKERWhomst? Lukaku?
>>215750064I kind of make a high pitch gutteral "mmm" and lift a corner of my mouth or do a larry david head tilt so I guess um is closer
Celtic sissies?
33£0 in bank accountNo job since 2019Virgin + handholdessExpelled from school at 14Banned from Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and X, Kiwifarms, Spotify, TikTok, Xbox Live, Steam, PSN and YoutubeBanned from local wetherspoons for having a wank in the toiletsBanned from the local library for having a wank in one of the reading roomsLocal prostitutes blacklisted my phone numberBanned from entering Job CentreFamily wont talk to meNo friendsNo future or prospects
>>215750148UNC'S SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN
need a Scottish therapist to jerk my cock off
>>2157498722019-2020bizarre time
wont eat eggs and wont eat meatno liver, lungs, no chicken's feethe'd rather have soy beans to eattwenty first century vegan man
>>215750148>UHHH A GIRL
>>215750190don't believe you
>>215750190didn't arsked
>>215750151Any non global homo bank i can change to? Remember when HSBC got find millions for money laundering for criminals (repeatedly)
THE POSTMAN
>>215750190reality tv is the only viable option for you
any bald lads in been bald about a year now and it's not so bad
>>215750155vegans secretly consume animal products
>>215750244we got black hitler before gta 6 bruh
>>215750226basically no good onesthey're all globohomo in some way, usually at the very least by their customer support being outsourced to completely feckless Indians
>>215750246can I smack your big bald head
>>215750196What about 2021?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBVAS8qNZZI
I have a simple philosophy I live by daily. Never duck a fade Always get your get back Aura farm at all times
>>215750274if you must
Discriminate against Idians.
Why do zoomers still use the same slang they used when they were teenagers ten years ago? Arent they fast approaching 25 years old now?
>>215750196uhhhh why aren't they social distancing
>>215750276newsberg suddenly telling the race
>>215750299Why don't you go F yourself dickhead
>>215749975
what do you do when you feel hopelessi need advice x
>>215750283thank you
>>215750291are you okay?
>>215750291what slang are they using from 2015
Lads have any of you played battlefield 6 yet?Never played a military game before but the gameplay looks fun from what I've seen
Delivered my second child last week and was quite disappointed when I saw her little baby minge
Say xis name
no excuse not to be vegan
My toxic trait is my vibes are so immaculate I’m convinced I can tame and subdue a lion with my presence alone.
>>215750328um
>>215750309hopeless about what
>>215750196Loool I went to the BLM marches in Manchester and had BLM in my bio on Instagram and shit. Crazy how much I’ve changed
Donald Trump on his son Barron: “He can look at a computer... I turn off his laptop, I said, ‘Oh good,’ and I go back about five minutes later, he’s got his laptop, I say, ‘How do you do that?’.. He’s got an unbelievable aptitude in technology!”
>>21575019031£0 in bank account (overdraft in the negative)No job since 2015Virgin + can’t even get a handshakeExpelled from school at 12, for reasons I still don’t understandBanned from Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, X, Kiwifarms, Spotify, TikTok, Xbox Live, Steam, PSN, YouTube, LinkedIn, Pinterest, and Reddit, basically, the entire internetBanned from Wetherspoons for "performing unscheduled activities" in the toilets, and now banned from all public restroomsBanned from the local library for “unsolicited educational content” in the reading rooms, now I can’t even look at a bookProstitutes block my number before I even get a chance to text them, even on burner phonesBanned from entering the Job Centre, they have a photo of me posted on the wall as a “Do Not Engage”Family won’t talk to me, I get returned unopened letters from themNo friends left, they all moved countries to escape meNo future, no prospects, just a void of infinite nothingnessHad a date once and she showed up, saw me, then immediately walked out and got hit by a bus
>>215750320noi've been boycotting EA since they killed westwood
>>215750308need to rim her arse asap
>>215750346everything x
>>215750347freakazoid
>>215750309It's probably just depression fucking with your head
>>215750308kinda weird that you of all people replied to my innocuous post ... x
>>215750329George Floyd
>>2157502992021 it was a different time. Please understand>>215750304Somalian spotted
me 20 mins until bed thanks
Time to start retardmaxxing
>>215750358got a thing for shit do you
Toil looms
>no excuse not to be vegan
>>215750384didn't realise you stopped
>>215750337Imagine if they fought the russians instead of burning Ukrainian and Belarusian villages
>>215750308she's so fit
>>215750385yep
>>215750343nowt wrong with a cuppa milk or a cheese or a yogurt. fed my ancestors time immemorial. cowberg would want me to have it so i can get big and strong like her
>>215750318They're spiritually still teenagers, just inventing new slang in their mid-twenties now. Its pathetic behaviour has to be said, in the coming years you'll see more people start to question whats going on with you autistic runts
>>215750328:/
I have £132k left to pay on my mortgageI also have a full time jobI also am 34I also have a wife and I have sex with her when I feel like itI have a car with 16k finance on it at £190 a month
>>215750384
rorke isn't out with the lads tonight he's at home.what is he watching on tv and what is he scranning?
are rubes could make a fortune flashing that arse about on of
>>215750422fuck off normie
>>215750412dodging the questionwhat slang are they using from 10 years ago
only having 2 cans tonight as i'm away on a massive toil pissup next weekend
>Donald Trump on his son Barron: “He can look at a computer... I turn off his laptop, I said, ‘Oh good,’ and I go back about five minutes later, he’s got his laptop, I say, ‘How do you do that?’.. He’s got an unbelievable aptitude in technology!”LMAOMAO
>>215750460Life Before Woke
>>215750226always been with lloyds and never had any problems with anything tbqhcouldn't care less about advertisements i'm not a mong
time for a watchhttps://youtu.be/DCmbAGBf9iE
Ian Watkins was one of the worst nonces in the British prison system and perhaps one of the worst in British history. He was worse than Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter combined. He preyed on babies.
>>215750246Finasteride & minoxidil are a thing
another pot noodle? don't mind if I do
Saint Dismas sub edish
keep seeing a group of kids actually outside playing together rather than sitting on their tabletsmad that
seeing a TDS patient having a meltdown
>>215750190>Banned from Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and X, Kiwifarms, Spotify, TikTok, Xbox Live, Steam, PSN and Youtubehow'd you manage all that
>>215750462scream this is me they call emk glasgow john
incel lives matter
observing gay porn like a tennis umpire
>>215750449The question is irrelevant to the point of the post, so I shant be answering. You understand the point of the post, but choose to ask dumb questions. Kind of like that quotation from that philosopher about the wise man pointing to the stars and the idiot focusing on the finger.
>>215750438corr imagine
Nothing in my life to smile about
Very proud of the fact that I've never once copied the wog cadence despite growing up in "the hood." Now I live in a comfy white mountain town and hear nuzoomies talking like nigs, it's bleak.
>>215750412the concept of 'growing up' died with millennials mate
need a therapist gf
>>215750449bruh moment
>>215750512i accept your concession
21£1564 in the bankFull time job but looking for appreticeshipLearning to driveLoving gf sleeping with her head on my lap as I type thisCircle of friends who believe Queif Starmer should be flayed alive.Family likes me
>>215750517fucking hell imagine the tightness
i have 21 thousand pounds in my bank
>>215750486First he gained a cluenext he gained eternal life
everything to smile about in my death
People don't hit the dab anymore you saw that a lot in 2016 or so
>>215750546don't forget all your mates on 4chan.org/int/brit/
>>215750546Based although not driving by 21 is kinna cringe
>>215750545you've been done josh
-£95 in my bank account-1 gfs -2 therapist gfs dont drive done have friends
>>215750590my name is fergus
>>215750546hope she cheats on you with a bbc
Took my wife's virginity when she was 21. She was so tight I could barely put my penis in and it hurt her. That was 10 years ago, those days are LOOOOOOONG gone lol my cock just plops right in there lol
>>215750593*screams in your face*
>>2157503546£10,000,000+ in bank accountNo jobVirgin saving myself for marriageExpelled from preschool, made my own wayBanned from CBeebiesBanned from all softplay centres for revealing controversial truth about father christmasBanned from the local building site for not being "a real digger" despite being really good at moving mud aroundNannies block my mummy's number before I even get a chance to poo on themBanned from entering the Job Centre, apparently I'm too young for a job and it's disruptive to pretend to be a diggerNo friends left, I killed them all whilst pretending to be a diggerBright future, all the materials I could ask for and various digger costumesHad a playdate once and I buried her whilst pretending to be a digger and they can't find her now
>my name is fergus
>>215750608post wrist
She was ready to risk it all
binging russian ASMR
>>215750608bizarre gimmick
2017 or so people talked about getting zooted off XanaxThat went away
no savings i piss my monthly pay up the wall every time on booze cigarettes and gamblingalways skint days or even weeks before the next pay dayhonestly if i won the lottery id still manage to piss it away
evening chaps, evening nathan
>>215750619grow up
>>215750630for me its valeriya asmr and her amazing tits
>>215750615:3 *lick*
>>215750517why did the slampigs take this from us
>>215750526what hood you from dawg
Might start a band called Ian Watkin's Password
I got fired cos i got caught wanking at work lads. Fucking humiliating
>>215750630asmr cosmonaut, for me
>>215750630link? >>215750633im still hooked on the xanny glovers
mrbeast made the worlds strongest man rip 100 kids in half for a chocolate bar
>>215750673that sounds like something he would do but i dont believe you
>>215750645alri
It's Saturday night lads, why aren't you out with your gf?...you do have a gf...don't you lads?
10k in my bank33Gainfully employed Driving for 15 years Loving gf who thankfully has an arse load of money to make up for me not saving anything in my 20s
need a therapist to shake her titties in my face when I am paralysed
>>215750691he really did mate it was fucking unbelievable I can't believe he actually filmed it and uploaded it
>>215750657southwest philly irish diaspora
>>215750624he was mad cute though. i thought he was CGI like the girl from The Trouble with Being Born
I remember more from Boy and Flying Solo than I do from any of Dahls novels
Ppol
doing r2d2 screams in the face of a black person
>>215750656it not right
why are you on brit if you have a gf
>>215750670https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiT4BA_mcrw
>>215750727utterly dire arse
>>215750715it was your bed time 1 hour 20 minutes ago
Mad how there's a big wide world out there yet I spend my life posting on birt
>>215750460it was real. all of it
>>215750735can't shag her all day now can I?
Watching geowizard as I heard he is a good reform voting man, yet everything about him screams nonce and mental leftist. He’s frail, weak chin, scraggly reddit beard the lot he even has a crap accent
>>215750735to get away from the gf!
>>215750517what video is this from
>>215750751UwU
OHHH WHATEVER MAKES HER HAPPYON A SATURDAY NIGHT
Ok here's one for you;34£13,500 in private pension
paid off most of my mortgage and have 23k to fuck around with. we millennials are the new boomers
>>215750705Just woke up, ready for a night of shitposting.
>>215750715this but with me being three inches tall and naked
>>215750762he's a good lad
>>215750727cute lil bum
fuck it is kinda late now though
Thought Ip man was like some kind of film licensing person for years
what goes on in bradford
>>215750762Nah you could always tell he was a bit of a flag shagging poppy wearing mong
how do you tell your son/daughter that you let ian watkins shag them when they were a baby. probably like the time they got an autograph
>>215750460Where is the diversity in this image? The vape shops???
>>215750762he's just an average bloke you've looked at too many chad memes
chubby-wubby attack!
>>215750769EXAM Morning Routine || Calm and Productive
me? Staying up playing bf6
>>215750517corr need my tongue all the way up that
>>215750785zoomer false flag
>>215750825he’s giving noncey leftist to me but I’m glad to hear he’s not
>>215750785I'm 34 and still have 132k on my mortgage.Should be mortgage free by retirement but it'll be a close call
>>215750842Based I'm an anti-tank player me
>>215750814there are not many white british people
>>215750836freshman 15 more like freshman 2000
>>215750829the kids he diddled got taken into foster careno idea if they get told later in life, i'd rather not know personally
>>215750762you forgot baldingnigga's a granger 3.5 if not 4 by now
>people talking about retirementlolby 2030 we'll be slaves to a Digital ID system unless you are willing to die
I live in London and learned to drive at 18 but I don't see much point in having a car
>>215750762he looks normal mate
thinking about the dr who poster and the david tennent bedsheets
>>215750814nothing good.
>>215750890keep posting about it on 4chan im sure you will change the world and future
>>215750866at least you'd never get bullied for being a virgin
Alright then. Shall we begin?
>>215750866honestly the grimmest thing imaginablehate how utterly low some people can sink
>>215750814here's a stat for youbradford has a similar population to baltimore (560k)in 2022 bradford had 25 murders and baltimore had 334
time to crack open a cold one
will the fucking dogs ever shut THE FUCK UP?
Any sensible person would withdraw from the Workplace Pension Scheme too. You will never see that money as you wont be retiring. Its also a form of wage suppression.
>>215750902david tent bedshits
Spary paint ST Georges crosses on every white surface in puplic areas.
>>215750921need to get this pregnant
>looks normal mate
somehow they made an even worse dtfib
ian watkins death was orchestrated by the jannies to get me to make an edgy joke and get banned for crimes against US law
I wonder what the Lostprophets band members are thinking at this moment
>>215750862Bet you're an anti sex player too
did ian watkins scream as he died ahahahaha
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>215750934would fuck and suck for an ice cold doctor P right about now
why don't the left understand that having and encouraging mass immigration (and other delusional viewpoints) just creates more fuel for the right to use as propaganda and also radicalises more people?
>why post on brit if you have a gf normal lads in here and always have been, you confuse this place with /britfeel/
>>215750838mad that she is still a virginabsolutely mad
>>215750933not really similar though is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXJ2hajo6rw
ian watkins used to bang fearne cotton
nigga kill myself, nigga
thinking about that girl i kissed in a night club 10 years agoshe's probably taken 1000 miles of cock and is now married and settled down and hasnt thought of me since meanwhile i think about hear at least once a week as it was the peak of female attraction ive been on the receiving end of
>>215750949No noncery with Doro, she's only 30.
charge to justeat on my card last night but no evidence of food in the flat or fridgei was steaming tbf so i've either scranned it and thrown all the rubbish off the balcony or passed out and not got it, both of those are possible
I've got three (3) girlfriends and I shag them all regularly
>>215750974
want to be asleep by half 10 and neighbourberg has people over and their gathering is very noisy. takes the piss
>>215750970Probably celebrating that they got away with it
>>215750992ruby sees people mate, you see nothing of her life on YouTube. She’s been getting filled up since she was 16 like every other girl
>>215750982This is probably the only place left on 4chan where you'll see this opinion. Everybody just full grown men in their 30s having little girl cartoons as their avatar online one day.
>>215750970good opportunity for a kino moment clinking a glass of scotch together. to Ian. may he rot in hell
I like emotional connections
>>215750599Same here lol
>>215750996just goes to show what dangerous means by our standards vs yours
>>215751034kino movie thatkino moment in it
emotional upside down girl
>>215751034that was the framed answer today
Pheet
The Adam and Nathan ShowSeries 3Episode 12
>>215751022i'm not gay, in fact i've never come over a little queer
>>215751050what film lad
did you see the celebrity traitors brit
>>215751039>>215751039>>215751039
>>215751094don't get it
>>215751105no petal x
>>215751105Fuming that little poof Carr was chosen as traitor
>hall of famehttps://i.postimg.cc/C5qRMNVw/image.pngyah!
>>215751030WRONG mateWRONGhttps://youtu.be/xjya7-yZt1s?t=498
>>215751117they're coming out as trans to her
>>215751119it's already I think babe xx>>215751125why's that? he's so shit at it it's funny
>>215751093day after tomorrow
