7th SS Volunteer Mountain Division "Prinz Eugen" edition.
leftypol cracking open a cold one
>>215751094I was doing this on a near weekly basis at university lmfao.
thinking about that girl i kissed in a night club 10 years agoshe's probably taken 1000 miles of cock since and is now married and settled down and hasnt thought of me sincemeanwhile i think about her at least once a week as it was the peak of female attraction ive been on the receiving end of
>>215751039have you ever had a job or sex?
any englishman men in ?
Why do Brits hate this woman?
>>215751138yes to bothyer brown
>>21575103920th SS division reporting saar
>>215751105...yh
>>215751146she's a woman
>>215751138Had 5 jobs Slept with 80 women
>>215751149don’t believe you
leftypops, aka 'pops'
gn forum uwu4 mins past my bedtime
>>215751137FONT
>>215751039I got fired cos i got caught wanking at work lads. Fucking humiliating
>>215751138ive held down a decent job for years, have a few mates and am outwardly fairly normie but have never put my cock in a fanny and its now starting to eat away at me more and more as time goes on
Vehemently REFUSING to submit to brainberg's demands to get me pissing a second time before sleepI've been once before already brainberg, I do not need to go again! Good night!
All jokes aside I am a radical lunatic. I've mentally filtered all women out of my life and see them as a political enemy. I dont drink, I dont smoke, I dont do drugs or eat slop. I am a radicalised maniac shut-in about to explode
you did go out at uni, right?
>>215751215why lad
>>215751213sexual emergency init
IT'S LOOM
>>215751229nope went to my lectures then went home immediately after
>>215751164why
>>215751229Cor big boobs hubba hubba
This kid would make your shoes look like fuckin mirrors
pink x green
All jokes aside did Ian Watkins really do anything wrong?
>>215751229Everything is a euphemism with Zoomers.
>>215751138No and no I’m 23
>>215751245hahahahahahhahahahh mexicans are so soulful
>>215751241they said I can never teach again. my livelihood down the drain
>>215751229no one here is at uni. /brit/ is a 35+ general
green
heatherpaedo been real quiet since ian watkins diedcurious
>>215751304aren't we all by now
Janny: No more mice, Toby.Mousey: What?Janny: I said, no more mice. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been banned a long time. They didn't go up to Hamilton and tell ya. You can't post mice anymore.Mousey: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm posting some mice a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...Janny: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta posters around...Mousey: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a thread, I just popped a fresh SIM card and I haven't seen Canada in a long time and I'm posting some mice, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.Janny: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.Mousey: Okay, salud.Mousey: [takes a drink] *posts the mice again*
>>215751304i'm 210_o
>>215751278The new leftymong debate topic
>>215751271No more shines billy
Me? Voting Green.
is nathan not about then or is he lying low
>>215751237dont know, havent tried hard enough maybegot unbelievably close once, met a girl in the pub and was in the taxi back to hers after but she called it off at the last minute
>>215751307
>>215751326scream
Kemi Badenoch, "I was the tattletale in the class. Getting people into trouble""I must have been 14 or 15. I stood up in the middle of the exam and said: he's cheating""That boy ended up getting expelled, and I didn't get praised for it"
For me, it's dancing in my room with wireless headphones on.
Just so we're clear, having sex with babies is NOT ok.
>>215751133imagine giving rubes her first orgasm. her face getting flushed as waves of pleasure rush through her delivered by my 4.5" penis
>>215751137For me its>lass i was friends with who i pulled alongside her big titted friend in a bathroom when i was 19 and then again in a taxi when i was 23 but i didn't know she had a new bf and she wouldn't leave him>bird who i got off with on her 17th birthday but wouldnt go out with me after>emo girl i dated for a couple of weeks when i was 18My kissing to shagging ratio is horrific
>>215751326kek
>>215751381Fucking bitch.
>>215751382I use corded ones, I constantly break the wire but I can solder it back up
WORKING FOR THE BLACK GAS
/brit/ falling for ruby’s “pure lonely girl” YouTube persona hook line and sinker, she’s clever
Enough jokes. Can we talk about how if you miss out on living a full life (education, friendships, relationships) when you're young your life is basically over?Ok, I'll start: your life can be over by the time you're 25 because of decisions you made when you were 16.
>>215751390i was gojng out with "the town bike" for a few weeks when i was a teenager and still managed to get nothing substantial out of hercomical the amount of missed oppurtunities ive had
What kind of retarded name is Ruby Granger? Sounds half like a porn actress name and half like a harry potter character name.
>i was gojng out with "the town bike" for a few weeks when i was a teenager and still managed to get nothing substantial out of her
>>215751472good
>>215751472yes lad they say you only live once for a reason, you can’t redo your youth so gotta make the most of it
Where's Ziedbelg?
ruby grangler
>>215751488her real name is Ruby Bones but she's still cosplaying the girl genius character from harry potter in her mid 20s
>>215751390i've kissed hundreds of womenshagged 0if you count oral giving and receiving then i guess it's like 5
I'd give Ruby a bone, haha x
remember that ruby ruby ruby song from that band with that guy in itnot bad that
>>215751472You can always live your late 20s like you're still a teenagerSource: never stopped being a teenager and now no one takes me seriously
>>215751495ktim
>>215751146My personal gripe with her is that she is the godmother of the contemporary British housing market.
>>215751542how’s that possible ladI’ve hundreds too but shagged 80 of them
Screaming
>>215751488her name is ruby philomena bones she just larps as hermione granger and gushes if someone comments any similarity with a character from a children's book
>>215751563a drunken kiss in an ightclub doesnt mean anything lol
>>215751544seen the singer in 5 degrees west in falmouth
>>215751565P L A P P A B L E
Brits don't value Dua Lipa as much as they should, she is your national treasure
>UK consumers curb spending more than anywhere else in G7What? Why?
>>215751583thanks for sharing that x
>>215751579yeah but you’re meant to convert it into getting them home
>>215751620dont know how to do that/they always say no lol
>>215751523>>215751570>ruby philomena bones omds
>>215751612also saw gordon ramsey in the greenbank when i was a little girl x
>>215751229I tried to but I lived at home and had to rely on my dad picking me up so I could only stay out until 11pm at the latest
>>215751616wonder if he dreams
>>215751550Everything a late bloomer does has a veneer of sadness that comes from "making up for lost time", as it were.
>>215751638can i see ur boobs?
men will complain about all this then take the worst possible picture of themselves
>>215751634and yet you managed to successfully complete step 1 and 2 hundreds of times but never could do step 3, baffling, women want sex too lad lol. Does your breath stink or something
>>215751664not just men the average watsapp profile photo is horrificyou'd think these people were ugly af but they are usually normal in person
well it's hard to believe i know but i just done such a massive bloody big poo, that i couldnt flush it. needed cutting
>>215751638nice I never saw anybody famous apart from jeremy corbyn but I was already an adult woman
>>215751164Why do so many conventionally attractive women have such piss poor humour? As in, why do these types even try to be funny? What's the punchline here exactly? Heehee, I'm being silly, also look how sexy I am!
can't pull birds unless I'm pissedcan't get hard when I'm pissedit's a curse
>>215751651i just acted the same way for over a decade which is no less sad
>>215751690cor
>>215751690Happens to the best of us
>>215751472>miss outmate you didn't 'miss out' you spent years upon years of your life doing fuck all and now you're still doing fuck allall that has changed is your excuse
>>215751705it's not meant to be funny
There's still time.
Might go out to look for a woman to have sex with
>>215751616what does he know?
>>215751705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpLik9VOdQo
glad I went wild in my twenties and lived life properly. It’s just not possible to do it in your thirties im knackered
How is it going, mousey?
>>215751472I don't think your life is determined by the decisions you made at 16 thats absurd. Only a teenager would think like that. By the time you're 25 everything you did at school, college and university start to mean absolutely nothing. Your GCSEs are wiped after 10 years, employers do not care about A-Levels alone, and the degree HAS to be STEM and 2:1 these days for it to be worth it.
>>215751675haha my breath does stink yeah but usually chewing gum or drunk enough to mask it(need to get wisom teeth removed)never had someone complaina bout it thowomen dont seem to want sex with me even if they very happy for me to do other things with em or they ok to grab my cock haha
heart palpitations are back feels like it's skipping beats not good
>>215751780can I have your ps5?
>>215751304im 35 and at uni (postgrad)
>>215751793ok x do you want the switch 2 as well?
>>215751542how in heaven can you kiss hundreds of women?
>>215751645he's got big dreams
is it true comp sci degrees are worthless these days
>>215751803only if it's not too much to ask
>>215751772crazy lad because we’re not so different in that I’ve done the kissed hundreds of girls on nights out stuff but converted loads of them. You’d think out of all those women you’d accidentally end up shagging one even if you’re bad at convincing them
>>215751739you forgot to post that sinister character
The shank
can't stop fucking fartingbelly's rumblingtried to do a shit but it was a hard strain for two tiny little giblets of poofuck my incel life
>>215751229i went out often still never had sex though
>>215751815old ones become outdated, what was comp sci in 1976 is not the same thing as today
>>215751809>go out most weekends>drinkit's inevitable if you go otu that much unless you're an utter freak>>215751827well as i said if you count oral then i guess there's 5 of them lol
>>215751837fuck sake rorke
>>215751809you go out to a nightclub and be decent looking, I’ve kissed 5 girls in a single night out before, more than once
>going to uniIts not 1995 anymore, degrees are a massive waste of time and money. Unless its a degree in Mathematics or Engineering, which it isnt because the pass rate is literally 1%, you have basically thrown away over £40,000 on a stupid piece of paper that proves you passed your little exams on a subject you'll forget all about the time you hit 30
>>215751843i heard that new graduates with comp sci degrees were struggling
>>215751771>>215751719I didn't do fuck all. I did an apprenticeship in the trades. I think this was a mistake and I should have gone to university. Moving out at that age would have done me a world of good rather than toiling away as a 16 year old.
>Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins is murdered after 'fellow inmate slits his throat with knife' in prison where paedophile was serving 29 years for child sex offences
>>215751865are sometimes nights like that where seems like you can't go wrong and everyone likes youthen you can go to the same club wear the same thing act the same and not a single woman will give you the time of dayutterly bizarre
woman working in maccies there was huge. Easily 6'2, maybe more. I was in awe
>>215751865>>215751855yeah, i've been to those, girls come up themselves and kiss
drunk neighbour let her cunt dog loose again scaring the catbergs
Scurrying around in the catacombs of London again.
wonder how much time ian had to contemplate his demise
>>215751900which maccies?
>>215751902yeah so why are you confused?i literally dont even know what people do on the weekend who dont go out (at least to restaurant or pub)
My leg is not stepping on any spaceships. I've never had sex and I'm abstaining from masturbation, no alien pussy can sway me. Do as you please, and I’ll just do meI’m a human, I’ll stay in my lane
>>215751915he was watching his back every minute of the day for 12 years
drunk neighbour's dog outside going WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>215751904is your drunk neighbour fit and currently vulnerable
>>215751921the one near me
Only time I came close to pulling a girl at university was when I was sitting with my mate on a bench in the grounds of a cathedral after a night out, sobbing my little heart out over the BPD demon of the year, and some Chav bird comes up to us and says "Oi lads, I'm scoring coke off this fella but I'm sort of scared he'll rape me, do you wanna come with and do some lines?" & we said sure, & did. She ended up sleeping in my bed, but she was on her period so it weren't happening
crazy how your balls can disappear when you have sex
it evident from the lack of incel outrage to the sex talk going on that nathan isn’t here, hopefully he died in his sleep last night
>>215751953screaming whta g irl>>215751960who the fuck is natahn
>>215751935dogs are a blight on societyneed them culled
*shags your bum*
>>215751888alri mr. quarter life crisisyou can go to uni at any time
>>215751968resident turbo virgin who is usually here all hours
>>215751892Wonder what he was thinking at that exact moment
Found my weed vape pen chargerTime to get baked B-)
>>215751945far from it horrid old cow
1 stone brexit geezer born, smashing hospital record
Is there a guide somewhere on how a 24 year old with ZERO mates can get out there and have an active social life?
>>215751984oh thought that was me and im not called nathan
>>215751984that could be like 20 people
nigga charging his weed
love the feeling of my cock inside a wet fanny nothing beats it I think
>>215751960
>>215751953mate the golden rule is that if a girl is willing to get in your bed she’s willing to shag you, it’s almost bulletproof. Should’ve just gone for it
>>215751892how did this cutting lad have a knife in prison then?
>>215752008cock inside a hairy pooey arse
>>215752000Genuinely go clubbing and pretend you've lost your mates
there is a growing community of weirdos on this website that do nothing but talk about their made-up dollhouse characters. Its like a little society, like going in to the woods and lifting up a big rock and seeing all these insects underneath somehow alive and thriving.
Remember trying to explain to one of my exes that although I don't want to rape women, I want women to think I may be a potential rapist. Don't want a woman to look at me and think "Yeah he's a safe bet, I can get drunk and loose around him and not worry about him grabbing my fanny"Tell me you lads understand?
>>215752000yeah leave your stinky bedroom wtih the ugly ceiling
>>215751999unit
>>215752000am also interested in this x
>>215752000Just be yourself :)
>>215751999>load up that plate and get me a pint luv
>>215751705It's very difficult for women who are highly attractive to be funny at allThe funniest women I've known were fat and/or uglyI've known maybe one skinny and attractive girl who was genuinely funny and she was a smoker redscarepod type
>>215752005it’s one very noticeable poster, you’ll know when he’s here again
>>215752026And do what>>215752036Unhelpful dickhead
>>215752000take up every possible hobby and make small talk with everyone at all possible times
love the feeling of my cock inside a bald fanny nothing beats it I think
>>215752026screaming did this last night when 2 girls about 10 years younger than me adopted me and then i started buying them drinks and then my memory goes but my lip feels slightly swollen so we prolly kissed lel
not rorke with the swirl ceiling incel chamber
>>215752028alri nathan
>>215752000I would say the best route is to get a job or if you have a job start going out with some of the lads there
>>215751999
so pathetic when you niggas start talking about all the sex you've DEFINITELY had.You're posting on 4chan, you are a worthless sexless runt.
Shagged about 10 birds in Uni and still feel like it wasn't enoughFumbled a few opportunities with fit girls that still haunts me and I often think to myself that I need to make up for it, but I remember that I'm WAY past my prime now and feel bad
>>215752073Only thing that bests that feeling is drug enhanced shagging
>>215752000join a social club of some sort. hobby club, church, doesn't matter. they're the only place where it is normal that you show up as billy no mates and be welcomed for it
ex of mine were both steaming once and she drunkenly admitted a family member nonced her a few times which was why she was a bit interesting sexuallybeing drunk and thinking she was into it i asked her if he made her cum which didn't land right
don't watch that
my life is a jokesuicide is on the cards
>>215752111I’ve slept with a fuck load of girls and have a beautiful gf mate, go scream into a mirror
love shagging autistic overweight nerdy girls with slightly greasy hair and fucked up teeth
camdenpaki going mental tonight
Ian Watkins was a bad lad
>>215752116literally dont understand how you shag girls at uniliterally never shagged any at unionly out in clubs later on
>>215752130Does it feel good to lie on 4chan?
>>215752110
>>215752129alri pagliacci
>>215751984nothing more turbo virgin than inventing 4chan characters
>>215752129but you've got a drunken oxford bumming lined up
>>215751935dogs do that when they hear something. they can hear sirens for instance or any music
>>215752110is he alright?
when I was a child walking to school, a man in a car pulled up beside me and told me not to go to school that day. I took that advice and have always assumed it was a time traveller warning me about a traumatic event or something similar that was meant to happen but looking back that whole day is a blank and he probably bummed me in that car and I've just repressed that memory
>>215752135rather shag actually fit girls me but swings and roundabouts n that
>>215752101fantastic post
>>215752110HEEEEEEEEM
it appears nathan is back
>>215752156its a work trip and my only fit colleague is straight w/ a gf
>>215752117which drugs are best for enhancing the shag experience?
>>215752110This video made me cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-hVkI1w5fg
>>215752110owned
Funny how 190 was vilified simply for going from being a shy loser with little life experience (that’s 90% of /brit/) to becoming a confident outgoing normie shagger who basically lived the student life to the full.His existence rubbed two things in the faces of /brit/ posters that they HATE to acknowledge: a) that it’s possible to STOP being a loser and b) doing so is in YOUR hands.You see the same thing happening with many posters, including yours truly, Employed Woman and Diego.
>>215752110psc
>>215752170I bet you were too ugly to bum
>>215752193>This video made me cry
>>215752147whatever matey lmao
got the katy perry gay porn remixes on
>>215752188why does a 6 figure wfh email job have "work trips"
>>215752205>Diegowut
>>215752172nah fit birds are too arrogant and self-absorbedgreasy autistic women will be foaming at the mouth and absolutely gagging for it, the sex is a lot more intense and fun
>>215752200I'm cuck compliant and clean up ready thanks to my digital id
>>215752200what the deuce?
>>215752189Traditional wisdom would suggest cocaine or MDMA if your boner maintaining abilities are developed enough. Many a stallion has succumbed to so called "pilly willy", it's a roll of the dice.If you're in love with her, LSD by far is the best.Personally the best sex I ever had I had taken around 2g of weed off a bong, 50mg of valium, and 2mg of viagra. Absolutely insane sex, will never come close to anything like it again
would shag 80s chaka khan
>>215752215
>>215752111been posting here longer than you've been out of diapers and managed to have sex
I’ve also slept with a fuck load of girls and have a beautiful gf
>>215752215we absolutely MUST import 2 or 3 million more of these blokes asap
well lads?
>>215752215>The English loanword juggernaut in the sense of "a huge wagon bearing an image of a Hindu god" is from the seventeenth century, inspired by the Jagannatha Temple in Puri, Odisha (Orissa), which has the Ratha Yatra ("Temple car procession"), an annual procession of chariots carrying the murtis (images) of Jagannātha, Subhadra, and Balabhadra. >The first European description of this festival is found in a thirteenth-century account by the Late Medieval Franciscan friar and missionary Odoric of Pordenone, who describes Hindus, as a religious sacrifice, casting themselves under the wheels of these huge chariots and being crushed to death.
>>215752215what was their endgame?
im from a home county and there is fuck all to do or any worthwhile largeish towns or cities because it’s all so centralised around london london was a mistake
>>215752279b6a
>>215752279B3(NONE ALL SHITE DRINKS)
>>215752251MDMA is said to be the "love feeling", methamphetamine is like "I want to run around and do some jumping jacks"
>>215752275no one believes you dtfic. no one ever did
>>215752215Why are they like this?
>>215752279three irn brus
>>215752279B6B
:(
>>215752279b6c
>>215752315>>215752281
amy
>>215752000this ceiling is grimnew effort of europoor spackle
Mental how much he mentally dominated dtfic
negotiating a chagossian wank
>>215752294Yeah that describes MDMA succinctly, but in more detail - a full body orgasm that flushes out of your chest and out to your extremities, and then back in in waves - your eyes can't focus, you feel compelled to rub flesh against flesh and every touch is like the first you ever felt against your youthful glans. Sometimes close my eyes and vividly remember the times I kissed women on high doses of MDMA and it legit makes me want to cry, that feeling... I don't think humans should experience pleasure like that, it fucks you up for the long term
>>215752144When I say "in Uni" only I think two of them were actually students at my university, one of which was erasmusThe rest were from dating apps, randoms from nights out or from non-student social circlesMostly the dating apps for me, I had a lot of success thereI could write a lot about why uni life was shagtastic and now I'm a shut-in wagie freak who hasn't shagged in years, but I won't bore you
>>215752339mad what she's achieved despite having 2 prosthetic legs
>>215752307I'm his gf and he's telling the truth
big fan of young bald fannies me
we used to be a fucking country
>>215752228excuse to get absolutely hammered police were called last time
>>215752279a1c (if the chips are vegan)
>>215752382Thanks babe
love tinned mackerel
any incel man in
do NOT want to do the FUCKING washing UP
mad that we were having a civilised discussion about shagging women and Nathan shows up in his incel rage to scream into the void. Britfeel is more your speed mate
>>215752200>41 views in 36 minutestake it your one of her biggest fans then lad?
>>215752279BE12A
>>215752383
>>215752390yes m8. here's your vegan chips*sparks you clean the fuck out*
>>21575238318 year olds who shave, right lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofz2uoquALs
>>215751754also explains why autists are so utterly virginous
When I'm single>PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME THE PUSSY, ANYTHING FOR A LITTLE PUSSY, I'M BEGGING YOU FOR PUSSYPic related when I have a gf
>>215752417excuse me mate could you be so kind as to wank me orf
>>215752450this dude only knows one pose
>>215752450bro needs to clean his room
the unsure one is deeply troubled at #1fde1f B74 W51 H73
>>215752411fuck it, i'll do it
go back in the thread nathan, the second you’re not here everyone starts talking normally again. Nothing you do here is making a difference, zero impact, time to give it up
>it's nearly 2026genuinly feel a little ill, where's this year gone
who the fuck is nathan
who the fuck is Nathan now? I swear you fucking cunts just dream up names and pretend they've been a /brit/ personality for years.
wish I could shoot cum, know I will probably never use that skill on anybody but still I'd feel better if I could shoot ropes instead of it just dribbling out on my hand
>>215752398had some today with curry powder
Getting all scared about Halloween an' that.
>>215752466
Witcher 3 is obviously a fantastic game, but the most egregious failure of CDPR was their characterisation, or rather their failure to characterise, the big bad of the trilogy and one of the most consequential antagonists of the entire saga. Eredin has all of a dozen lines of dialogues, and each of them is a witless one liner. Lets hope they do better in 4
*farts*
just the 4 wanks today
>>215752530it's gimmickmong's new gimmick where he invents nonexistent schizos
>>215752544they should have had him played by Idris Elba
danny from ratemytakeaway is an absolute slayerex died? yeah no problem, just trade her in for a younger and fitter (and not dead) model
Not heard from Photolad in a little while. Wonder what he's up to.
>>215752563I've not watched the TV series, and shall not be watching it.
Not heard from monglad in a little while. Wonder what he's up to.
nathan knows he is fellas, it’s not your concern, he knows I’m talking to him directly
>>215752362do you know what opioids do? morphine is a low grade opioid, it eases pain but also does "god loves you"
>>215752560>gimmickmong FFS gimmickmong coming up with another one
Not heard from bulliedbumholelad in a little while. Wonder what he's up to.
Has anyone seen Darren recently? Haven't seen his posts here for a while
hope hairybellylad's lost some weight, the fat cunt
>>215752594Sadly I do not, I've taken heaps of codeine/morphine/oxycodone, and sadly I do not experience euphoria from opiates. I envy those that do.
>>215752597died earlier today
Ralpho melty
if you haven't had a gimmick at least once, what are you doing?
what happened to that lad a few years ago with the massive bollock
billybigbollocknow that was a posteronly here once and forever a legend
mr hooves frothing at the mouth to obtain nathan knowledge
>>215752619Fuck off you cunt
>>215752570Mental that he shacked up with her twenty two months after his wife died. I can't even date again six years after breaking up with exberg
>>215752654>>215752654>>215752654
>>215751229she would ge tit
>>215751705>also look how sexy I am!there is no "also" that's literally all they exist for. this is why they always have to show off their ass in photos
