Sir Keir Starmer edition
screaming out me arse
not sure I’d want to be going out in this day and age. Give me 2014 back when I was in my shagging prime and we still lived in England
>>215753930to my ass ima send a noteto my ass ima bend my rope
(8) You're my babyCome to bed, I'll be your girl (8)
>>215754047everyone is on their phone constantly nowand everyone is boring
in twenty years time I’ll wake up one Sunday morning with a wife next to me and a couple of children and think back to now and be like thank god I turned my life around
Wish I was a middle class Englishman in the late 19th century
Watching South Park in bed. No job. No mates. No prospects. Nothing in the fridge. Nothing in the cupboards.
might go dig a hole in the ground and hibernate
>cause of explosion at Tennessee explosives factory unknownReally? It’s an explosives factory. Doesn’t take a genius to figure it out.
scromgagign
>>215754071Tell em unc
>>215754073i'll be 60 and alone
I spunk, there I am
'ng 'ng has not repliedoverdosing myself with anti-histamines to knock myself out because the pain of existing with such an unrequited yearning does not feel very nice haha
>>215754073Hopefully same
>>215754083oh right bubonic plague and viking invsasions sounds great mate!
>>215754115peng ting?shes probably getting dicked while drunk now lad
do the instant mashmake some instant cash
>>215754073I really hope you do. Step 1: stop coming to this website
>>215754047People thought you were the chosen one in 2014. It's crazy to see where you are now. That fall from grace is crazy!
if you lose an sd card can it be traced back to you?
>>215754115pang pang?
>>215754105With that attitude yeah you will
>>215754144might be so, might be so
>>215754149I am a 33 year old man with a long term gf and mortgage, I’m happy lad lol
United States and Russia relations are approaching the point of no return. You are all about to go to war.
>if you lose an sd card can it be traced back to you?
>>215754171We love Ivan, youre on your own
>>215754159god wills it
poo gay porn
>>215754171Not me lolGot bipolarAlthough it would be a nuclear war so they'd probably start drafting the freaks, the dysgenic and inbreds
>>215754170>long term gfTroubling. How did you meet?
>>215754171bit of a hysterical whore aren't you
> 'I'M PROUD' Boris Johnson defends ‘Boriswave’ of surging net migration and hits back at Nigel Farage honestly insane how evil boris is
>>215754194dating app, years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abWwdRCl_Vw
smartphones and social media should be illegal
Teeth are fucked because I neglected oral hygiene because I was a depressed teenager with an eating disorderit's over for meshould rope soon
>>215754205he's smart but fucking hell is he pig headed
>>215754170>Not married and no kids at the old age of 33You aren’t as successful as you think you are with all your fucking bragging dickhead now do one
>>215754190why would they draft anyone for a nuclear wareveryone stays home and it's over in 3 hours, billions dead
>>215754229I’m hoping they can figure out how to reverse gum disease in the next 5 years cos I’m in a bad way
any gruby chłopak in?
>>215754205WHY is anyone shocked? He's a uniparty member, all humans are simply interchangable economic units, swap out the Polish units with Afghan units. Simple as.
Mr. Neighbor’s Rogerhood
why is your twin sad? :(
hitler was such a faggotkilled millions of white people
>>215754241not exactly bragging to say I did the standard bloke model of shag around when young and settle down is it. If you must know we’re going to start trying for kids next year, marriage comes later
chat is she flirting with me
>>215754246its called a dentist bro
>>215754229>>215754246Ktim
>>215754205>>215754231I think he knows that this will be what he's remembered for so he's trying to spin it as a positive legacy
>>215754253Fuck off mate I thought she liked me
trvke: 4chan is social media and it's worse than facebook
>There are no survivors in the blast at a Tennessee explosives factory, sheriff says
I am right on the cusp of 30 bodyweight pull-ups (27 is my current PR)If the mood was right and I was feeling it I could probably do it tomorrow
btw (shinies) this week in Pokemon Go: bidoof pumpkbin pumpkbin pumpkbin
>>215754277Not your pic
business is booming in tennessee as it were
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E-dNouUSPM
Waiting on doctorberg to see me. Feel like a runt coming in with a skin problem
>>215754148>stop coming to this websiteI literally have zero friends this website is the only place I talk to real people why would I stop doing that
>>215754310blog on
>>215754303yeha I suppose I would
Diane Keaton just died, I liked her in the Woody Allen comedies. Love and Death is one of my favourite films. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc4FFNTHIZ4
Corr
UBPTBAW bent pop songthey do it every day
>>215754302too soon
>>215754302Why
>>215754273Won’t work. You have bad genes and eat shit, plenty of kids that need adopting though so atleast there’s that.
>>215754318because it makes inceldom so much worse, it’s a massive time sink that could be spent literally doing anything else that would be much better for your aspirations
>>215754318Get on /diy/ and learn to fix a sink for your future missus
might get a bab inthoughts?
time to go cool a LIDL pizza for 6-7.5 minutes
4chan is actually worse than facebook. I never hear anybody say "I like your comment", but I've heard several people call their friends autistic.
>>215754271tesco never looks like thismy tesco looks like a criss between a bad jumble sale, a playground and a paper recycling area(the floor)
manipulating my shaft
>>215754373betraying your own people for slop
>>215754350I’m in great shape mate, I’ve been a regular in the gym for going on 10 years now, bizzare cope though is everything alright with you?
are we still winning brit?
>>215754367But I don’t do anything that’s my point so if i stopped coming here I’d just be sat on the sofa watching tv>>215754370We have these things in this country called plumbers
>>215754403vpn off
>>215754303you want him to hold you(because youre a hopeless incel romantic) but he wants you to hold him...
>>215753909no mate i mean he would physically react and turn away from you if you tried to interact with him at all. it was obvious he heard you but he would just ignore you or eek out a response under his breath if you were lucky. he wasn't trying to be rude but he very clearly had some form of social anxiety and was always trying to orientate himself in such a way to avoid any social interaction or get out of any he couldn't avoidhis default state was to treat every normal human being like they were a tweaking crackhead on the tube
>stop using 4chan now They said on 4chan
>>215754391>im in great shapePost physique.
>>215754419how did you know x
would be crazy if I never washed my hands once in my life and didnt get sick then I got AIDS
>>215754432That's sad. Can't help but feel sorry for those lads.
>>215754418john baker very russian sounding name
ban tinder
>>215754410I know but you said you wanted to wake up with a wife and kid in 20 years. Clearly you need to change everything about your life in order to achieve that, and leaving here would be a great start. Instead of being on the sofa watching tv you could go to the gym, you could go out exploring could do anything
>>215754470dont think anyone has used tinder in like 5 years lad
>>215754476I've been exploring your mums bumhole m8
has umpkin gone to bed
I want to wake up with a wife and kid in 20 years
/v/ is so sensitive now call a few people trannies they're crying for mods and getting all mad and shit no fun allowed
Doner Kebabfrom £6.75Thinly sliced, tender doner meat served in warm flatbread with fresh salad and sauce — a satisfying and flavourful meal.
>>215754476yeah exploring in a gym, ideal place for an autist to meet a woman. because women love it when creeps try to engage them in conversation at the gym, or in a secluded forest
>>215754495Me too but I'm already 36
>>215754512nobody likes pol
>>215754512Is calling people trannies considered fun?
>>215754520what if Columbus had said what if there’s a big wave before he set off to find America. What ifs are poison for the mind
>>215754513paid 4,75 for an oat, raisin and spelt cookie at pret in Manchester piccadilly train station earlier because i was fucking starvingthat was the cheapest thing there
>>215754520lol
I am a heavy metal man I full of heavy metal
>>215754512so you come crying about it here?
rorke, meet consequencesconsequences, meet rorke*you two shake hands*glad we're caught up
remember that simpsons episode where marge raped homer and it was played off as a funny gag
hate the way normalfags on here say lad and mateit seems performative
>>215754553Manchester is disgustingly expensive nowUsed to a normal northern city
eating another pizza
>>215754476I already do go gym but I get what you mean but I’m just too much of a bitch to try anything. Thanks for the advice though
>>215754574It was always expensive for the poor
>>215754572no i dont watch the millenialsons
>>215754558done that transphobic freak
>>215754573you spend too much time online mate
>>215754583why
>>215754572I remember it but I am 36
>>215754547it's fun and necessary
what's your favourite food
>>215754608Unc
>>215754624pizza
>>215754592get your gock out
>>215754573what's wrong with a bit of performative flair
>>215754593exactly what i mean mate
>>215754627A 'ki pizza I assume?
>>215754624chicken breast
>>215754627how many pizzas have you consumed today
im going to africa
2 pizzas from shop
>>215754624Gammon and pineapple
um
There is something holy about Cameron Winter- Heavy Metal Basically the astral weeks of the 21st century Not that I think there is any real reason to live at all
can hear all the LADS outside walking back from the pubNever experienced that
>>215754624europoor tears
>>215754613I'm an old man. I don't get new 4chan humour.
>>215754669that's not a food that would be a drink
>>215754671how old are you
>>215754572remember that family guy episode where stewie used steroids then stopped and became baggy and could fly
>>215754671you should probably leave and go spend time with your wife and kids, then.
What they call rorke's dad and his mail order polynesian bride >>215754661
remember that bobs burgers episode where just kidding nobody watches that shite
>>215754692scre
pizza soon with my jaaaaaaaawns meatballs that i saved for exactly this, with grated cheese. i might put some gravy granules on it- actually yes i will! i wanted to add pringles to it if i add gravy, but i will do that nex time when i do it with a pizza from frozen with the ice still on and using: salt, gravy, cheese, then out of the oven and add pringles
>>215754449because.. i know myself
asked my gf what she wants to do on her birthday shall we go out to eat etc, she said can we order a KFC. her easy going nature is good for my soul
you want the jalapeno sauce? you can have it with my HOT YELLOW PISS in it
Kick the normans out of ANGLEterra
>>215754692kek
Gusto Italian in Cheadle for me thx
>>215754716she's testing you lad
>>215754706you want to fuck m
anyone over 30 we’re gonna ban you from here. You’re too old and have dead banter
it's barely rained this year
>>215754738Bizarre assertion
>>215754716this is a thing about uma ara game! what will your horsegirl order?? o.o ?
>>215754735O.o
it's called bantz you zoomers don't know you don't even know famalam
>>215754732genuinely isn’t that’s just what she’s like and I love it, been together years lad
>>215754692howling
where is the white and purple one >,<
really hate that sigur ros song that every film and tv show uses the moment they want something to feel emotional and epic
>>215754750shut up
>>215754752me*
>>215754759>lad
>>215754753>bantzOmds granddad shut up
>>215754736only thing banned is you from being within 500 yards of any school or public playground you uber nonce
>>215754753Bants is over since they made a woman archbishop of banterbury
right What are were you when you lost your virginity lads?
>>215754692poo roaring
>>215754804i am a 23 year old virgin
how do you guys even postproprietary vpn tunnels?
>>215754799Absolutely bizarre that your mind goes straight to schools, playgrounds and nonces …
>>215754692>>215754705>>215754724>>215754774>>215754808nathan mate please pack it in
STANDING ON THE ROOFTOPSEVERYBODY SCREAM YOURHEEEEAAAARRRTTSS OOUUUTT
psytrancefu``¬¬`¬``¬¬https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMUDW6J8Tns
samefag
>>215754834this gimmick will never take offwe already have half a dozen schizo boogeymen to ascribe posts too
no sign of the cuckle brothers the day a baby raper gets cheffed up in prisonmakes you think
>>215754819we set up a /brit/ ISP that doesn't play by sir kier's rules
>>215754857they're having a day of mourning for their fallen comrade
>>215754854it’s not intended to take off, its a direct address to one of our resident posters here
>>215754834all 190
My mums ex bf just got killed in prison
>>215754804spar storeroom with stacey when i was 17some fat lass keep feeding me food with her fingers and i made a joke about feeding her my cock and she was like go on then and so i didnever got the smell of her body odour out of my mind, all i could smell was sweaty kebab cigarette
>>215754875you're needing to wisen up sunshine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko70cExuzZM
>>215754815So am I!
>>215754891
>>215754804friday, freshers week, bristol uni
>>215754892I’m all ears let’s have a chat
>>215754888mad
>>215754861based, hes a demonic pedophile under the control of satanic jewsdeath to him
>>215754897shed get it
goodnight
remember when you had to dial up the internet and it made that weird soundremember playing age of empires multiplayer and someone rang your house and got disconnected from the game because it couldnt process more than 1 connection at once
steamingmight have a drunk cry
>>215754920bet that would feel good if it was filled with eels
>>215754150Depends
>>215754938alright dtfic
ohh yeh when i lost my virginity i was drunk and she wasn't wet at all so i thought to get lube it would be smart to get water from the sink in the toilet lol and when i got back the mood evaporated
>>215754905i know mate, true story unfortunately put me off smoking and kebab for lifethink im still in some form of trauma
eels all swirlin around ya
>>215754931>remember when you had to dial up the internet and it made that weird soundyeah>remember playing age of empires multiplayer and someone rang your house and got disconnected from the game because it couldnt process more than 1 connection at oncedont remember that happening, thought they just got a busy tone
>>215754955trans women are women
>>215754977this is satanic judaism
>>215754931>remember when you had to dial up the internet and it made that weird sound>remember playing age of empires multiplayer and someone rang your house and got disconnected from the game because it couldnt process more than 1 connection at once
Just cellulitis on my 'pit for those concerned. Shall be on the antibiotics
https://youtu.be/PE6yDzNQ0Ac?si=_InAlISkvI16oDQzDancing around my flat like a madman
>>215754935same haha
>>215754955would still
>>215755000good stuff
poo screaming
>>215755003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAe2faaZ3sY
mad how theres only 1 (one) good song on taylors new album ari and carly mog her by far
Might go outside wearing only my shirt doing a t rex impression with my undercarriage flapping in the wind
you fear me don’t you lad
was never comfortable with screaming and roaring and all that shite but now poo has become the default prefix it just feels RIGHT
imagine mica from magbay but with a willythe ideal woman
seems like transgenderism is no longer trendy. that's gotta be rough for the one's who chopped their cocks off
get the pornographic images posted
>>215755049fascinating culture
how do streamer watchers not get bored after like 5 minutes
>>215755006
right I’m off, out and about tomorrow. Night lads, night nathan
>>215755107um x
>>21575507399% of these cultists who've harmed themselves and harmed others will never recant on their beliefs, for most people it's just too psychologically and spiritually difficult to forgive yourself, much easier to just keep going with the lie
Toil fucking looms.
something just went up my arse
>>2157551300w0
>>215755130did you slip on a bananana peel and then fall on the banaana that happened to me once
>>215755080
>>215755129The overseer noseberg demands your presence in the sheckle mines
>>215755130um
>>215755129
boiler won't get fixed until fucking thursday just got to live like a medieval retard until then
>>215755141FUCKING CO4RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR *obliterates into microscopic particles*
>>215755130*looks over anon and waves at everyone else*
>>215755141zoomies look at this and be like dayum gurl dat ass be fire take my mummies credit card immediately
>>215755049don't understand what is going on here
rorke shoving objects up his arseleftypol having a cry
wanking off a melanated gentlemen
>>215755176ktim
>>215755170get someone else to fix it then
really not a fan of ai video, seems like we're just going too far.
>>215755186nobody asked
>>215755176wats ur cashapp queen
just tripped and fell on a woman's erect penis
>>215755180>>215755186strange, strange posts
>>215755143not a fan of the way the vegetables have been cutmuch prefer long thin stripssensible amount of dressing though, a lot of people have a tendency to overdress their slaw making is sloppygood use of colour with the red onion7/10
I Got Sober And Found Out I Was Robbed For 250,000 Dollarspoor guy he's only got like 3 million dollars now
I knew a manHe sat behind a desk that was a million feet wideBut he laid down his hammer and he diedI knew a manBig and fat, born without arms or legsBorn to jump in the air and clap
the noble false widow spiders have colonised all 8 windows in my flat
jumpscared awake by windows low battery notification fuck my whole existence
Just repeatedly tripped and fell mouth first onto a penis.
>>215755226can just tell your flat is a fucking disgrace
ian watkins dies and suddenly there's no ziedy, no heatherpaedo, no sacked tranny...do they have internet access in wakey?
>>215754171just a bit o' banter innit
>>215755227u've been done
>>215755227hiya
pencil skirts or leggings
>>215755242this is all people have mentioned him for today, and is the only day people have mentioned him at all
Acidentally got dressed up in womans clothing and got plowed in a seedy motel by a bloke. fml what a disaster
>>215755242he’s here posting right now
>>215755227please entertain the cornish slut
>>215755259always skirt
>>215755275what
what the FUCK were they thinking?
>>215755265accidentally asked him to cum deep up my arsehole while calling him daddy
hope i get a shag at the work trip/giant pissup will shave just in case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgIK2AdmIl4
>>215755287...
>>215755275begged them to post their cock months ago but they're too frigid and just wants the attention...!still love they/them though
>>215755226What a mad channelIt's just about him playing minecraft with his gf and having fun and then he gets marriedthe videos after this point are all about him going to jail his wife leaving him getting arrested again his life going to shit finding out he was getting robbed holy shit
>>215755288I’m not going to my Xmas do this year always dire and I have a gf anyway what’s the point
thinking about that time i was drunk and confessed my attraction to my mate and rested my head on my his shoulder and lay there for ages, honestly was the nicest moment of my lifehe ended up topping himself a few years later because of some cunt woman he was pursuing who ended up with another fellawhy didnt he just go with me the spastic we were so similar
watching brian cox video about black holes
The route setting at Rock City, Hull is unironically dire
>>215755288with who x
>>215755259skirt with fishnets>>215755303thank you for using my prefered pronouns>>215755319hhis upper lip never moves watch it
>>215755301what, too gay?
>>215755307excuse me
>>215755331too jazzy
>>215755324only went there for the skate park personally
>>215755325fit colleague is bi i think he has a gf atm and hes like 36 but he is fit
sent my coworkers an email that im leaving the company and i got 0 responses
he’s feeling gay tonight ah yes
about to do a poomight post a pic of it
the zesty mandem are coming for you...
blacked by the mandem
>>215755294LMAO none of his man were on it what's he going all mad for
oh OK the incense isnt 3 hours each yet OK fuck it then I am going to bed then after a cig
Get it made.
>>215755341well i am sorry, leastbi can accept what i am, closet gay
>>215755342>>215755342>>215755342
might go nonbinary and change my name
the new has 0 brit posters its all jfs so far
>>215755420forgot to make it on a uk flag sorry
>>215755431you will be attacked
>>215755441
oh yeah I also realized this week that if I want a gf then I will also have to have days where I dont play Pokemon Go to go out with her
deserved
janny FURIOUS
screamingbrian gay porn meltie
massive melty in progress go to bed mate tomorrows a new day
janberg raging
>>215755699no I have one more can left
>>215755712>>215755712>>215755712
do gays have the same revulsion to men with a fannois as straights do to girls with a cock
>>215754021kid starver
>>215755003gay
