"POV: you just tried to resign your office" editionPrevious >>215728842
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>>215760654hey aseanbro how have you been
Good morning /med/.>>215759910Remember when Momo wanted to resign from his job too?In France, it seems impossible to not have a job, as opposed to Spain where it's impossible to find one.
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>>215761691What's the matter, Monsieur Chat?
Good day med, only in the cagie tomorrow morning.>>215760654This is animal abuse
>>215759910Kek
>>215761385>as opposed to Spain where it's impossible to find one.
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>>215761990What's the matter, Señor Cola Cao?
Good morning sirs.Went to the flea market and witnessed absolute SOVL>books printed more than 100 years ago>a boomer wearing the same clothes magyars wore when they came to the carpathian basin from Asia (picrel)>Some gypsy wearing black clothes that depict a whole human skeleton from his toes to his shoulders>>215759959VGHHHHH
>Israel tells France it's gonna deport some leftist politician that took part in the flotilla>leftist leader complains about it on TV, use the word "deport" but in French>has to say sorry the next day because the words have different meanings in English and FrenchTotal sionist entity victory
>>215762241>>215762251Choc!
>Albania beat Serbia in football yesterday
>>215762257When talking about deporting someone I assume you use the verb "expulser". However, do you still to this day use the phrase "mener hors de pays" or is it no in use today apart from legal texts?
>>215762352Yeah, expulser. Déporter is like da joos o algo.mener hors du pays is not really used I think?
>>215762372https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbjFZuHA008
>>215762235Nice. Is that the type of market that sells all kinds of oddities?
I can smell the seething from here
Hello /med/! My wife just posted!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmsCAG4jzM8
>>215762675>all kinds of oddities?Ehhh they sell only used things. A lot of those things are oddities, yes. Most of the things they sell imho are close to being trash, but there's still a small group of people who will buy those things.So you can find books that were printed more than 100 years ago, you can find tableware that were manufactured 40 years ago, and you can even find magazines that are no longer printed.I'm sure that if you have the connections, you can even meet people who trade guns there. Apparently we have a lot of guns that the soviets left behind and are traded on the black market. Even back then when the USSR dissolved a russian guy wanted to sell an ak47 to my dad for really cheap.
>>215762835>>215762675>you can even meet people who trade guns thereWhat I meant was not that they trade the guns there obviously. What I meant was I'm sure that if you are on good terms with one of the sellers there, they will another seller who knows another seller who knows another seller who sells and buys guns.You get the idea.
>>215762835I like those markets that sell all kinds of random shit. I don't go of course, but maybe I'll do so one day. My father bought me a Brit coin once from such markets.
>>215762860Yeah, you just set an appointment or something I suppose. I get it.
>>215762132It's a sad truth
The farther I go from Old Ebonheart and the Imperial sphere of influence, the stranger and more hostile things get.I thought the lands of the Indoril would be relatively safe but their extremely rigid lifestyle makes it all turned around religion and aristocracy. I'm starting to see slaves of other races like Orcs, Redguards, Bosmer and even Imperials(!). Really feels like I should be careful, as a spy of the Empire and of the Hlaalu. Most merchants refuse their services to you, as they only deal with their own. Still, there is immense beauty to be found that very few outlander have seen.It really feels like being an early explorer to foreign lands, like Marco Polo, Ibn Battuta or William Adams.>>215762235It started so well until the last factoid. Still, glad you enjoyed your morning, I love fleamarkets too!TGD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX38f2kfypQPoor jaguar
>>215763096saw that video tooJaguars are majestic, apparently they have the biggest bite force of any big catone of my favorite animals
Rallying levies is so fun when your realm looks like this.
Andalucia-esque post, can't prove it's him doe>>>/fit/76715029
>>215760021German Prussians are fake. I recommend true Prussians>>215763847"HOLY" "ROMAN" EMPIRE DELENDA EST!
>>215762235RETVRN TO STEPPE
After so many years, finally I know.Marathoned the rest of Erased, pretty good, I now understand many things I never knew I was missing, I should have watched it before.>>215763906Obviously not me, shit pattern recognition skills.
>>215764364>that necklace
>>215762235We wuz Mongolians and shiet.
>>215764364Oofffff
>>215764364awooooga
>great opportunity for a french to win an ATP 1000>he's gonna loose>against a french>that represents another cuntOH NO NO NO NO NO
Went on a 10k hike today and saw an echidna. Very kino.
>>215765368>how do you fellow echidna
>>215765368>echidnaCute.
I love Tamriel Rebuilt. I did a quest to find the identity of a docker slave that was stealing mundane items from his master's boat and the consequences were quite sad. TR and even the base game have a way of suggesting a lot of emotional impact, despite the antiquated quest and NPC system>>215764494>ErasedThis is gonna get depressing isn't it?
>>215765477It's cuck shit, avoid.
'lette for lunch
>>215766087branlette?
if Hungarians are allowed to LARP as steppe nomads I should be allowed to LARP as a Visigoth (Goth wife as well)
>>215763076Old Ebonheart is my favourite city, just looking at screenshots of it from TR. It feels "right" - like it should be in vanilla Morrowind.I need to stop practising and get around to actually playing TR one day.
>>215762241>magyaranon post a blackie>it’s actually an extremely hot and cute oneVGH>>215762783Fucking wife posters I swear.>>215764364Ugly.>>215765477Tamriel Rebuilt really is a work of love from the devs. Todd could never.>>215763076Beautiful.
>>215766237There's literally nothing stopping you from larping as a goth or getting a goth wife. I don't know if Portuguese goth girls exist, but I know they abound in Spain.
>>215763076well? >>215764056
>>215766713For some reason goth central is Latin America right now.
>>215766713Have you seen how expensive chainmail armour is nowadays?anyway >>215766748 is right RN if you want a Goth wife your best bet is a Brazilian Goth with a huge bunda, Brazil has more Goths than Alaric's army nowadays
>>215766748I'm perfectly fine with this synthesis of cultures. More than fine, in fact.>>215766893This is more or less a perfect breeding specimen. The fact that she exists and I'm not allowed to have sex with her proves to me the existence of a malevolent and merciless god.
>>215766995>don't care about girls having tattoos (or penis) anymoreover for catniggamore like catsimpa
>>215766995in case you haven't noticed, she has a lot of tattoos!never thought I'd see you call a woman with tattoos "a perfect breeding specimen", but here we areif you're thinking about going down there to Brazil, I am legally obligated to also inform you that nothing beats a Jet2holiday; Right now, you can save fifty pounds per person, that’s two hundred pounds for a family of four, when you book your next Jet2holiday.
love my children but being around them is so exhausting
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>>215767673>he doesn’t know
This guy is comical. The cancer killed him right after taking the screenshot.
>>215767792>how many sins do you want to commit?>yes.
Now heading to Almas Thirr to find an ex Mage Guild member who might have some important intel. I won't stay there long as this place is the crux of the Indoril/Hlaalu conflict and the place hides plots within plots. I don't want to spread myself thin questwise so I'll find the dude and head back downstream to Old Ebonheart. I'll come back once I dried the well of quests up north.>>215766456Old Ebonheart is really cozy. It's our own slice of Colovia, right in the middle of this alien landscape. The quests there are familiar but secrets abound still.>>215766584>Tamriel Rebuilt really is a work of love from the devsI'm following closely their work on their discord for a few years now and let me tell you, there are BIG things coming. They're making really good progress, be it in Morrowind but also in Cyrodiil, Skyrim, High Rock and Hammerfell (and as far as other continents and even the fucking moon)>>215766747kek, also your post is the most based one there.
>>215767244family is often the source of both the greatest joys and greatest annoyances
>>215766995If a being like god existed, why would it care about us.
>>215767945From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele...
Mongols? What Mongols?
>>215767295>>215767102>>215767040Brazilian goth girls are allowed to have tattoos, stop being inflexible turbochuds. The branch that never bends is the one that snaps.
Yesterday at the supermarket I found a bottle of Guaranà and I'm drinking some right now, it's a great fizzy drink but very rare here
>>215768431Lots of talk about Brazilian things today.Ramon Dino won the Classic Physique Olympia last night.
>>215768431I find it too sweet.>>215768396I’m not against thoughtful tattoos. The problem is that girls invariably go overboard with the doodle doos or the gigantic garbage tattoos.
>>215768489>I find it too sweet.I dispise people who find things "too sweet", also people who like dark chocolate, unsweetened coffee and/or tea, cheese, wine and beer.
>>215768517I will go down to Andalucia with a printed throatussy and shove it down your throat while singing volkisch music.
>>215768517Uh oh, neurodivergent meltdown!
>>215767894I've finished pretty much most of southern TRDid you hear any rumors about the doomer indoril stronghold? If you find yourself there, make sure to look extra hard, there is a 20 hours secret area you can enter, and one of the few ways into it is in that area.Also the south eastern ashlands are insanely kino, although very hostile.I'm going now into Hlaalu territory to check out the grasping fortune expansion.
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>>215768649south western, not south eastern, I blame all the indoril drugs I inhaled
I decided to start the half life series today. Zoomzoom finna have a boomer moment.>>215764494>shit pattern recognition skills.>thinking I unironically believe you post on /fit/ at midnightUh oh...>>215766584>it’s actually an extremely hot and cute oneNone of the black girls I post are mid (I do have a really mid one looking in my folders but she has nice booba so it's okay), apart from ellie.That's my most redpilled take. I like her big booba and phat butt, but her face is absolutely mid. Still love her doe.>>215768517>I despise people who like cheeseAlmost everyone likes cheese.
Feeling unexplainable existential dread and desire for billions to die
>>215769232It's a natural feeling, billions must indeed die.
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>>215769401Zielinski
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>>215769305..
Magyanon after RETVRNING TO STEPPEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql8bGn01nEk(thank you youtube recommendations)
>>215768396just pointing out your hypocrisy, you're the one zooming into tiny tattoos and writing poetry about how bad that is, not me
>>215768906STOP EVERYTHING RIGHT NOWInstead of playing the original, get Black Mesa, which is a remaster (a GOOD remaster, made by autistic people not associated with Valve).Just post more of the first blackie.
Another seething inducing victory
>>215769554gemerald>>215769401>>215769473>>215769500Grim. I see a lot of these political advertisements every day.>>215769738>STOP EVERYTHING RIGHT NOWGrinded a bit for the last skin I could grind out of the event in The Finals fr fr.I'm going to start half life now doe.>get Black MesaThat's exactly the plan. I downloaded it yesterday no cap.
A good prank would be total disappearance of coffee in the world for a week
>>215770066I don't drink coffee so I wouldn't care
>>215769738>Just post more of the first blackie.No idea who she is. Have another one doe.
>>215770030Enjoy an amazing experience then.And no, I won’t tell you about the game breaking bug because you’ll feel tempted to try it.Are you aware of the plot? If you’re not, I won’t spoil anything comparing the original to the remaster.>>215770092Too much makeup, give me the first one NOW.
>>215769665>nametag says "Cat"
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>>215770166>Are you aware of the plot?Not at all.All I know is that the protag is Gordon Freeman and Alyx is a cute mutt and her dadberg is some black scientist dude o algo. Oh and gman has supernatural powers. I think that's all I know regarding the plot.>give me the first one NOW.No
>>215770539Long time I haven't eaten kebab.
>>215770590I know someone who would advise you to eat a big one with extra garlic mayonnaise
>>215770649Galette
>>215770429>gman has supernatural powersThe power of extrovertness.
>>215770263how perceptive of you?
>>215770030>former Warsaw Pact>simping for former masters somehowwhy Magyar?did you people collectively memory hole 1956?
>>215770960He wants to have his bussy clapped by the VEH DEH VEH
This fella rejected every application from Maltanon : https://i.4cdn.org/int/1760275690945198.pngOne more cuppa and he might get in
>>215770960Honestly idk how Orban became so pro-russia. When the war broke out, in the first like two months he was trying to get Ukraine to join the EU ASAP. Then he just changed his mind.
>>215771243He noticed the EU can’t have two comedians as leaders at the same time. And the spot was already filled by himself (currently trying to change the law to fit his never expanding physique).
>>215771298>EU can’t have two comedians as leaders at the same timeYet we have a leader who did everything she could so that le heckin' pupperinos would not get shot but she changed her mind as soon as the heckin' horserinos got attacked.Howling still to this day.
Hello>ButDruze are honorary Greeks btw
>>215771447>Druze are honorary Greeks
>>215771400B-b-but mug horserinos, total wolf death NOW
>>215771602We literally believe Ancient Greek Philosophers were Holy and worship Alexander Our nickname is "The Gnostic ones" for a reason
>>215760021>>215759959Bavaria seems pretty based to me>beer>sausages>pretzels>adidas>bayern munich>harry kane
>>215771686do you live in the Golan Heights?I'm going to Israel in a couple of weeks, do you have recommendations for me in the north? I want to go to Acre and Haifa, but besides that not sure yet
Damn, nobel prize winners can look like this?!
If you have some time to sparehttps://live.tiermaker.com/39064224
>>215772104No, But I am not doxxing myself If you wanna go sightseeing then either Akka or Tiberia is good, you could visit the Baha'i garden in Haifa too
>>215772184she was fine 20 years ago
>>215772266Now I understand why she won.
>>215772244alright, thanks
>>215767102Mmmm, she's nice <3
Saw 2 cops entering neighbor's house that's for sale, very fishy
Walked.
>mumberg complains about "soft ball" ministerkek
>>215772615Mmmm <3 indeed
lmao
I know what I'm doing for the next campaign.
>>215773804>manages to get one month of pay for five hours of work>rage quits>IVPITER makes him stay, probably for even more moneyLecornu is shrewd.
>>215773274Incelran
>>215774250i don't mean prime ministersome dude that was already in government
Went to the park, lil gnome got extremely mad that he couldn’t throw a ball and score at the niggerball (lithuanianball) hoop, threw a huge tantrum.
>>215774850manlet rage
>>215774893At least he’s not seething at cheese o algo.
>>215774946it's a neurotypical thing o algo, that means he's divergent
>>215775000He doesn’t like cheese by the way.
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Ate.
El muy nobre gato negro when he sees his ideal wife everyday (she’s 7’5”).
Speaking of cheese, would you ?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/akXSlQS96Ig
Alri lads.I'm enjoying black mesa so far. My only problem is that so far I spent too much time discovering things as there's no indicators where I should go and I don't want to miss any details so when I feel like I did not see something I just go back to check and make sure I saw the whole level.Also, there was a part where a lot of enemies spawn and I'm supposed to get from point A to point B and get underground, but had no idea that was the goal, so I thought I was supposed to survive for idk how long. Spent 20 mins there fr fr.>>215776762Disgusting. There's no way that's real cheese.>>215772240>Ahsoka in the worst tier>Cherri from hazbin in the worst tier>Amy from futura in worst tierBITCH
>>215776857I don't know who these girls are, I just ranked them on looks and that's how they belove they should be ranked desu
Faroe Islands just beat Czechia, what a disgrace for the latter
>>215777054You forced me to do this shit. You - pardon me for saying such a horrible word which I can barely bring myself to call you one - g-g... fuck... GERMAN!
>>215776857>I don't want to miss any details so when I feel like I did not see something I just go back to check and make sure I saw the whole level.I used to be like that playing Black Mesa about 10 years ago
>>215777395Why are redheads hotter than other girls ?
>>215777472>Why are redheads hotter than other girls ?Idk>>215777433>10 years agoThat's a long time ago...
>>215776857You should spend time just looking at stuff and trying to go everywhere, the game is just too good not to look at everything.>>215777472Brunettes are the best.
The Semitic urge to dig tunnels.
>noooo the state is not paying for my daughter return from her meme boat trip to IsraelJust die lmao
A Shrekian delicacy.
>>215779245MMMMMM yummy
>>215777395I am so glad they put that stupid rat and that stupid bunny in the bottom tier. I'm tired of pretending that cartoon furshit is attractive.No idea how the Elsa sisters made into the top tier, but pretty much everything else there fits.
>>215779276>gifLmao
Civil war for Gavelkind again.
>>215771686>We literally believe Ancient Greek Philosophers were Holy and worship AlexanderHoly fucking BASED. SOVL VGHHHHH>>215779245I can't identify any ingredient she put in. One of them was probably some kind of fish because she cleans up a fish skeleton after eating.
Revolt: crushed.Traitors: executed.Vassals: angry.King: angrier.
>>215780766Why are vassals angry?
Magyacel, your thoughts on the first lady of cameroon?
>>215781077The mass executions.
>>215781077when aren't vassals angry?literally anything that even resembles a functioning kingdom makes them angry>>215781372that doesn't help actually
>To rubberneck
>>215781437Yeah, but I wanted to kill them.
Good night, sisters.Did not watch the last episode of shimoneta tonight as I was playing black mesa instead. Will definitely watch it tomorrow doe.As for Black Mesa, not being able to change the language from hungarian to englih neither in-game, nor by opening the properties via steam was annoying as fuck ngl. Even tried using a command in the launch options but to no avail. So I had to change the language of my steam client in order to change the language of the game. Man I'm not used to having steam set to anything but hungarian.>>215781336'ick
Good night med, cagie tomorrow VGH
>Talk about flea markets in the morning on here>Just got a post about a flea market in Gozo on FBWhat are the odds.
>>215768649>>215768787A bit late but thanks for the info Marocanon!
