squirt edisi
>earthquake Are u okay flipbros?
>>215762029God punished the Bisayans for their sacrilegious act ( sacrificing 100 cows )
>>215762029wouldnt be posting rn if i wasnt
>>215762022honestly, carefully selected pagpag is tastier than army stew
>>215762075WTF CODE?
>>215762056>Tragedy hits Visayas and MindanaoRebuilt in a week>Minor inconvenience hits Manilahttps://youtu.be/5MxhyJ0-6hk?si=aDD6cNJX7dg-QwAXSteals electric cables to buy more pagpag
>>215762157>post Zainichi BisayasIdgi
>>215762100i forgot her name sorry
hindi sila titigil sa pagpupuri kay digong kahit maging pulubi dahil sa lindol
>>215762209Y her tits small
>>215762094>MAAAAAMSAAAAR VISAYA DO DAT TAGALOG ARE GOOD AT MAID TENK YOU BERY MUCH
>>215762029its a thousand kilometers from where im at why would i be worried
>>215762094Dumpster diving is a global problem, foreign aid orgs and NGOs just spun it off as our own "style" of it as some sort of PR fail to tackle the country's poverty.
>>215761983Why is she peeing from her whole skin? Do asean women really sweat this hard?
>>215762515>Do asean women really sweat this hardHot region
>>215762521I already sweat too much in the frozen northI would die immediately
Di belakang kok ada potret palkon warna item buat apa ya gais
I just installed remote locking kit, alarm and fusetap for dashcam. on this shitbox all by myself. feels like i am wageslave worker, usually i do it myself.
>>215762225bisaya din naman papataba sa lupa naten pagtapos sila patayin ni digidog wahahah
>>>215761983Now Then, In the Name of that “Jupiter-Neptune”:Those who bless the Tagalog-men are blessed in all ways,As those who curse the Tagalog-men are cursed in all ways. Selah.> And all of that, is because I “ratified”! Amen, so must it all-ways be.
rate ella's batik
>whole house suddenly got sickuh oh, go on without me seabros
Is disease the SEAman's ceiling? You can't bribe or reason with it. And it attacks rich or poor.
>>215763027you can just pay for better treatment tho
That's AI
ella
>>215763027honestly if i had late stage cancer or some dilapidating disease at this point id just accept my fate
>>215763119Not trying to make meth?
that's illegal chud
>>215762985Korona?
DoидLD тяцмp (doidld tyatsmr)
>>215762970BoringI guess Looks like an old lady
>>215762548detik keberapa? gw ga ngeliat apa2
>>215763027poor people's disease>cough>flu>feverrich people's disease>cancer>cardiovascular
>>215763257Apaan nich kalau bukan palkon BBC?
>>215763297>rich people's disease>>cancer>>cardiovascularYou forgot HIV
Es terooosss
>>215763328pikiran lu aja yang ngeres. it looks like a dickhead due to the lighting, but maybe it's actually just some abstract/motive picture, or the back of an animal.
>>215763297>poor people's diseaseDon't forget dying from a random motorcycle with no license
>>215762985Stock up some antihistamines, antipyretics, analgesia, vitamins, or build your own (individual) first aid kit. If you want to save money, buy generic ones. Don't be a retard.
just get vaccines for everything
>>215763297>rich people's disease>canceras someone coming from a middle class family who lost two loved ones to that i'd beg to differ
Idk man maybe clean your house every now and then so you don't get sick
>>215763445Covid vaccine didn't even work THOUGH a lot of vacc'd people still got that THOUGH
>>215762970Ella freya looks like sandrone with that haircut
There's lots of cockroaches in my rented room
Clean your room nigga
>>215763297Wrong, poor people are suffering way more from cancer, cardiovascular disease, stroke etc than rich people since they don't get the treatment they need.
weirdo
>>215763614Otak pengocok emang beda
niggas really be talking about bbc on a sunday evening
>>215763683just creep being creep, nothing surprising. he's been stalking that one particular slut fo years now.
Is it true that sunscreen can cause cancer? Because of this allegedly /pol/tard theory, I'm scared of using sunscreen
>>215763375Nta but that looks like a bbc doe
OF COURSE THE JOKE IS PORN
How to make a girl rests her head on my shoulder vros
Sun causes cancer so you may as well stay at home
staying home causes cancer so you might as well kill yourself
^tsmtWhy risk getting cancer when you can just neck yourself
i wear sunscreen almost every day
kinda related the cancer topichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxs_mTRjLAU
>>215763614>bbc>4.1 kB thumbnailreally makes you think
fuck it all to hell
>>215763815>>215763893>>215763815 what caused cancer in the Australian case was that the sunscreen was not as potent as advertised so people used the sunscreen then go sunbathing thinking theyre save when actually got chink products
>>215763971Wait a minute, I'm looking for a high resolution black penis picture
>use mainland product>mfw mainland product don't deliver to its intended effectWho would have thought
Stop chinese hate
TCD
drinking tea rn
Tight Chinoy Downstairs?
gotta open red horse soon
new gachaslop is up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYICxdABMI8
>>215764409rika
Any online Indonesian right now? I have a booked flight to Bali but I'm reconsidering because you are like these terrorists in our country? They are Islamic, like Indonesia
>>215765631The Philippines has more violence than Indonesia.
Just spent 2k php for wagyu burger....
>>215765737So these are only in our country, not Indonesia?
>>215765796You serious bro? Only Philippines has islamic terrorists
>>215765830But Indosians are Islamic, terrorists here are Islamic, so guess what?
>>215765631Hallo I'm IndonesianYes, Indonesia has Islamic terroristsThanks for coming to my TED Talk
>>215765996You mean Jakarta has terrorists? What about Bali?
>>215765996Your Singapore bro
>>215765631Bali are hinduneseSo they're more like indian
>>>215762094>>>215762157>>>215762247>>>215762357Jesus fucking wept.
Yet another night alone.
>>215766167Lol didnt know that. So Bali are different race I guess. Ok thanks
Indomie for dinner
>>215765631It's safe, our counter-terrorism police group are actually very capable at doing their job unlike other police corps, probably due to it being funded by the US https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachment_88
looking for jobs in the philippines is a nightmare
evening covfefe time
evening gooning time
>>215766545Shut the fuck up. Malingshit
Day 276 of frequent urination as a result of chronic constipation
Good Morning, /asean/, it is I!
>>215767002no horny!
>>215767173Yes horny!
all the horny!
>>215767173>>215767200 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>215767200is it true female assholes smell like raspberry?
What do we think about NSFW ASMR?
>>215767424Can only get up with hardcore blacked
does he cuckpost because I'm here or does he always do it?
who are you
>>215767002
Why is it that Vietnamese women wearing Ao Dai is so sexy
I am tired, boss.
>>215767701At least you have a job.
so apparently JK uniform means a Japanese school girl uniform and it's popular in China, I was wondering why that was used in the titles of this Chinese onlyfans girl's porn
>>215767721I wish I didn't have one. I'm ignoring all these messages right now. All these money making opportunities. I like money but I hate work.
>>215767721For minimum wage, and you werk all 7days for it.Can't even fucking rest at night
>>215767760if that isn't enough, the fucking cunts at home think I am lazy at work on top of that.
>>215767760I work 28 days a month.
>>215767759>
>>215767809No shit, happy to join the club
stop this brothers war
>>215767821Luckily this shit probably won't last for another year or else I will lose my mind haha
has an asean girl ever posted in this general?
>>215767873fujotroon the eagle poster just check archive for her pics and white worshipping on /brit/
>>215767873A very long time ago yes.
>>215767897I hope she died with obese and diabetes
>>215767897>fujotroonThat's not a woman.>>215767898Was she cute?
>>215767994Yeah linda is pretty cute.
Do you look at the balut when you eat it?
>>215768020yes
>>215768037How do you get used to it?Have seen some ugly wrinkled ass baby duck.
>>215768005How do I find her in the archive?
>>215767058Who?
Horny for chubbo
>>215768061>Have seen some ugly wrinkled ass baby duck.That's balut 99% of the time. I like egg yolk.
>>215768076Here https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/190456551/#190476132
>>215768120>>215767614you know
>>215768170That's the best part beside the soup
>Historic rains in Vietnam>Drought here and in the USWhy are the Viets hoarding all the qts and the water, unfair.
>>215768208Hmm, no timestamp tho. Could be a larper
Every day I browse Gaza gore videos and it makes me happy, one day we will do the same to Malingshit (if they haven't already started killing each other Yugoslavia style)
Indog boomers are literally going to hell once they die
stop hunting dolphins, chuds
that one leaked nude butcher beheading snuff film mogged all the famous mexican and brazilian cartel torture and execution videos so far
Does being Islamic race differ you from being Christian? I can confirm still brown, but what about the part of being Islamic people?
>>215768418this is day of judgementthis is day of judgementallah isn't with youthe SAF strikes you again, this is day of judgement, this is day of judgement, allah isn't with you, the SAF strikes you again
There are no official religion in southeast asia. Christianity and islam are both intended to be the west and middle east religion, and we do know that those religions werent designed for islanders or maritime people like us (same thing goes with hindu and buddhism btw). That's why christians in here larping as a western people during christmas with snow and western culture, while the muslims are larping as desert people with their desert culture, there are not a single thing of that religion that have something to do with shit like scuba diving or dolphin or whatever culture that we have here in southeast asia
>>215768913Yeah I noticed Jesus is white, his father is white lol
They don't consider brown people as people in Malaysia unless they are Muslim. So you can speak Malay and practice Malay culture but they won't consider you Malay unless you're Muslim.
>>215769027God knew you and everybody else before they were born, He loves them all anyway.
I am Malay
>>215769195Still better than being jawir?
>>215769027> Malayyou racist
1/4 Spanish
>>215769027you cant be so serious for allah if it originated in middle east?
I am the one that Sneeds
Pretty orchid for the asian qts, if you are a guy don't look.
>>215769027its always unfortunate whenever some brown southeast asian person take their religion seriously or even being a hyper-protective and raysist about it. like bro, none of those desert books are intended for island people like us lol, not even your prophet knows about our existence in here, and if it werent for those numbers that they loved so much (quantity of people being converted to their team because according to abrahamic followers, big number equals good), we would be killed by either europeans or middle eastern people long time ago
>>215768734I don't watch any of that garbage. But of course it's going to be a bit more over the top when it's some dude's fetish and he's willingly participating rather than a hastily filmed warning to enemies. I bet the German cannibal video was probably absolutely fucked too.
>>215769425you are man and u looked
>>215769306Because many jeets try to game the system by presenting as Malay, which is preferable to being a jeet. Both Mahathir and the former Singapore president Halimah are famous examples of this
>>215769458I had one eye closed.
>>215769477That still counts as lookin, chud. Your premise has been defeated, you lost and I won.
let's start losing weight together, starting tomorrowi will post weight update everyday
stopped to eat any nasi dishes?
>>215769525You're fat now yen?
I weigh 56kg
Worth buying?
>monthly>20 days
Is it normal for girls to be openly admitting they prefer guys older than them? One time a female classmate invited me to have lunch with her (she paid mine) and she started expressing how I'm a good listener for someone my age, the thing is I've insisted multiple times that we're not that far apart; she's 17 and I'm 23. So to me, we're basically the same age. I've also insisted that there's plenty of guys her same age in class that she could relate to since she often shares with me what she watches on Tiktok while I have no clue since I don't use it. I don't mind being her college BF since I also haven't nut for a year but I wish she'd tone down her age preference a bit since it makes me feel uncomfortable.
>>215769748>he works weekendsmy condolences
>>215769572i will do IF and OMAD>>215769579yes, my body and face are at their worst in my entire life
>>215768913>Christianity and islam are both intended to be the west and middle east religion.And it was all started by a bunch of ancient kikes somewhere in the fucking desert. The Indo-Europeans have submitted themselves to each Afro-Asiatic religion, the Indo part (Iranian branch) chose Islam, and the European part chose Christianity.>those religions werent designed for islanders or maritime people like us I believe the concept of "religion," the organized ones at least, was foreign to us, even the word "agama" is borrowed from Sanskrit, आगम (āgama, “a traditional doctrine or precept”). In fact, Hinduism was spread to Southeast Asia through trade route with Hindu rulers and dynasties, bringing their word to our vocabulary.
meal prep m8
>she's 17 and I'm 23tmi
>>215769796
>>215767002sauce/name pls
>>215769621I am almost x1.9 you.
>>215768913Trvthnvke. Islam, Christianity, Judaism, all the same.>>215769821SAAR
>>215769909Grim
>>215769525>>215769819Just eat every two or three hours and exercise, squats, if you can't go to the gym get 3 kettlebells, a 10 kg one, a 16 kg and a 20 kg do kettlebell swings and sumo deadlifts and turkish get ups and kettlebell halos.
>>215769959well, I don't have to buy a weighted vest to do callisthenic
>>215769796She's just telling you she wants the dick. Be honest with yourself for a minute. You're not going to be able to relate to girls your own age either. You're not going to like all the same music, TV shows, internet content, whatever. Even if you did that doesn't mean they're gonna say "wow anon you like everything I like I wanna fuck you!" Either they are into you or they aren't. Take it or leave it.
>>215769796Harem protagonist-tier dense right here.
>>215769964>kettlebellsNot dumbbells?
>>215769944>SAARAre you retarded? I'm not saying Hinduism is good either but in short, the religion is also rooted in Indo-European roots. So it was foreign to us before the spread in SEA. I agree with him there's no official religion in the SEA, only the recognized ones by the government
>>215770019Dumbbells are good but the variation of exercises you can do with them is not that good, and if you have to purchase the weights individually it will be more expensive overall.Kettlebells ( at least here, I am not sure how the price of iron is over there in Asia ) are cheaper.I have both and I have a barbell and the other gym equipment that I can exercise the entire body, with a kettlebell you can exercise your entire body too.For men the most important is probably squats and deadlifts, squats more so than the other because it increases your testosterone.
>>215769819How cheap is your weight scale?My Bluetooth weight scale that I bought at 65K IDR uses a fake impedance measurements The Body Fat Ratio is just calculated with some nerd's function BFR stay the same even when cover the impedance pad with a paper lol
I dont understand what you mean by muslim is malay but this is malay to me
>>215770000flipbro what do you think tagalog and bisayan mean? are we like foreign not south east asian?
>>215770184same price. i bought from tiktok
>>215770000checked
>>215770309KekDon't trust the BFR measurements Only use it as a weight scale
>>215770403i did my yearly medical last week and the doctor emailed me this lmao
>>215770477It's great advice.If you exercise all you have to do is calculate calorie intake and organize your macronutrients for whatever you want to achieve, either weight gain or loss.
This is Malay to me
you're filipino
>>215769525I went from 75kg to 90kg last year and have been stuck at 85-90kg ever since
>>215770526That's right, don't come here.
>>215761983i heard she's trying to be a housewive of a billionaire
>>215770887You got infected with malay-ese
>>215768913Indonesian version of Islam originated from India and Chinese Muslim btw. It's one the reason why Islam fit right in to Indonesia
>>215770887I remember when Haneame had flat tiddies
>>215771023flipbro whats the malay problem? im not an ofw
Game plot idea: MC lives with his grandmother after falling ill he has to juggle and fuck girls
Vietnam is just bro purpose i think?
I guess Malay is right?
>>>15771682thoughts?
>>215772584lmao fail
>>215770887how tall r u?
wake up
>>215773397185 cm. I used to weigh nearly a hundred in college but my weight has been yoyoing like crazy for a few years now.>>215771331That had to be pre 2020 since her tits in the pic above didn't look any smaller than they looked here
you can't be incel in asean, all women there want to have SEX SEX SEX all the time
>>215774291you have to be at least 12 to post here
>>215774319really??
>>215774196then, 85 kg is acceptable.
is it possible to visit south east asia as an european who speaks english without getting scammed by the locals? what regions of asia speak english the most?
>>215775045you literally sold us to the americans
>>215775045Myanmar & Cambodia
>>215775152You miss your spanish daddy?
>>215775152i dont remember doing thatare you sure that was me>>215775164thank youflights are pretty expensive, i think the cheapest ones are to thailand and singapore (under 1000€)
>>215775164>CambodiaNothing beats a Holiday in Cambodia!https://youtu.be/v0Uc6ZWDF3c
how much do car and motorbike rentals go for in your asian country?i feel like 14€/day is insanely cheap
>>215775218Sorry, mate. It was a joke. Better avoid Myanmar & Cambodia rn. Full of illegal activities by Chinese gank & protected by local militia. Just visit Thailand, Malaysia, or Vietnam for a starter.
>>215775045You'll always pay higher price than local. We call it, 'foreigner tax'. Still pretty damn cheap for u all firstie after all. Ultra mega cheap price is for local only, or foreigner with local spouse.
>>215775671It's the principle not the expense, we don't want to be lootboxes or reward and thus promote scammer behavior, indirectly worsening the local culture
>>215775851The only way around it is having a local negotiate everything for you. Often with yourself unseen until the deal is done. You take Grab instead of other forms of transportation. If you are a tourist there's only so much you can do with no real understanding of how things work.
>filipino-americans spend their lives simping for white people>still regularly get clowned on as "asian-nigger mutts"If you're Brown and you simp for Whites you're a race traitor.
>>215775851you can try to negotiate for the local prices but good luck with that. as for meals and items you'll generally get the same price as everyone else. as for outright scams, just use your street smarts, you can avoid most of them just by walking away.a sudden favor or kindness should be questioned in your heart first
ako sa kanan
>>215775935That's almost as bad as the Chinese requirement to hire an intermediary to do any real business without getting scammed, and doesn't avoid the problem in principle either. The principled man would thus avoid asea as a result, so you keep getting our pedophiles and shady people. RIP.>>215776592If I go to Asia I will eat there and buy nothing else. But I won't go there. Not just because I'm principled but also because I'm too poor to not work for a few weeks, let alone buy a plane ticket.
>>215776419I have never seen a Filipinx in my personal America
how much water do i have to drink
>>2157772908-10 glasses a day
should you kiss your female cousin too?
>>215777290>>215777516
>>215777516>>215779491
>>215779491>>215779851
>>215779851>>215780159
>>215780159>>215780677
>>215770477>cholesterol badyour doctor is still living in the 2000s
>>215770477>just diet and exercise, broum, does xe want to elaborate on that
>>215775045we're not india. you're safe here.
kino
KYS NONCE
>>215780677>>215781329>>215783084
>>215785428hahahahah
gm
>>215785622pov your philippine passport is useless
>>215774291they do but with white men
>>215785622>>215785843None from Failed Penis>30 passports from Thailand, 1 from Laos, and 1 from Vietnam found in a trash can in the Sublime Khmer Empire.
>>215785622What is the name belong to?
All western flags are jeets
>>215786087Said the jeetnesian>>215786064???
>>215786169>jeetnesianshow ur skin jeet
I have coworker said his relatives went to "America" and never contacted againand of course a lot of chinese also. poison on janitor?
>>215786788Most filipino families are leeches and the culture drags you down. Good for them for cutting contact, it's not easy but the safety net in America makes it possible.
>>215784285White people don't make this kind of meme anymore
>>215786910right, not as insane as others but you will live a negative life?
>>215786509tau trắng, mày đen, end of
>All western flags are jeetsBuckbroken by jeets general
>>215771297>fit right inThey had to submit to local culture in order to be accepted by our society which later on gives birth to the idea of moderate islam as a religion where you can pray 5 times a day and drink alcohol afterwards - do what you want kind of thing. If it wasnt for culture to filtering these imported religions, our people would have become a morally savage bunch long time ago because everyone would be radicalized by whatever imported religiom that comes first in our countryAdditional note: culture always outweigh religion unless the so called religion is old that its integrated itself with the culture like the ones in the west or middle east
All singaporean are jeets
>>215787468> imported religionyeah, go to the beach
didnt see that comingnvm. nobody cares
>>215775045If you ever come here, avoid Sihanouk and the surrounding like a plague. Go to Siem Reap or somethingThey have a lot of locals speaking English and no chinese shit bothering you.
kingina yan, agang aga pa libog na libog na ako
Should I throw away everything and gamble my life to USA?
>>215787879The worst time ever to do that
Good morning saars
>>215775045all tourist traps hike up the prices not just for foreigners but also the domestic tourists. foreign tourism in general is a waste of time and money. you live in spain, just go to mallorca, canarias, or something. support your local tourism.
Dreamed about the world being ruled by a Black military state
when will Philippines follow Nepal's example
marge
>>215787879Shouldve done that in 70s or 80s, its too late for that now
Morning ngentot
>singapore has signboards written in 90% Hindi that say they will deport the jeets if they misbehave
>Singapore deport jeets>Malaysia invites them in boatloads
>>215787193Motivational poster parodies fell out of style for us around when people started fabricating quotes to attribute to famous people and putting them on pictures of other famous peopleAround the time Facebook was really taking off
>>215787985This is what I voted for
An hour in and I want it to be Friday 5 PM already
>>215789366what an hour in to being filipino does to anon
back to your cage wagie
>>215789478I work the weekend so I get these two days offFINALLY SOMEONE LET ME OUTTA MY CAGE starts playingI swagger into a market in southeastern non continental AsiaStreet vendors all greet me like they know meOne of them throws me a fruitStreet urchins follow me Women turn their heads to observe as I passAn old man at a street corner points and grips his son's arm saying "That one! That's the foreigner I was telling you about!"But then everything stops dead, the locals creep away, he's there facing me with deadly intent. It's Sub-Zero here to take my soul and spine and drag me down to hell with him.And that is why I don't fly to asea on my days off.
ngentot
Day 1 IF
>>215789473>>215789478>>215789518>>215789580>>215789594>>215789597I just want the week to be over lol
new/baru/bago>>215789605>>215789605>>215789605
how many hours do you plan on eating yen?
>>215789597You're <24 hours of your IF
...
>300>>215789605>>215789605>>215789605
>>215789628I plan to eat around 6:30pm to 8:30pmBreakfast with black coffee with a pinch of celtic salt, no sugar>>215789639I know, I just want to weight myself everyday at the same time, in the morning just after wake up
shouldnt you be eating heavy but just within 4-8 hours o algo?
said by one person
you really need to die idiot
asean is racist
>>215790501Always have been. We're racist to timmy, zhang, jeet, pignoy, indog, mlei, singapoor, & everybody, but BBC.
^tsmt
weirdos
