Sir please, I am indian edition
I’m doinking a beer and also Im Idris Elba
>>215768848
>>215768968Bartering is only better in a high trust society which can not exist in a globalist society
I don’t even want to eat. Just dig me a little alcove in the ground. I want to lay me down. Lay me down and sleep. To become sleep itself. And I’ll freeeeeze the sunset in a dream.
>>215768995:(
Mentally ppl are cooked
>>215769063would
Traffic jams would be all but non-existent if people followed the rules of the road and that is objective fact. How can you possibly get mad at somebody going slower than you when there is truly no established "max speed"? When the speed LIMIT is treated as the speed minimum as most? Society needs structure, society needs rule. Cops need to enforce even the basic laws if we are ever going to return to a functioning society and that's the biggest truth nuke of them all
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760274233166029.mp4
>>215769063
no one likes going to the gym and you are giving yourself unnecessary stressthere's other ways to lose weight. for example: eating less
gave the lamb to the kitties outside, they were very happyI'm still pissed off tho
>>215769260being big and strong and attractive feels good
Red pill: women are attracted to fit skinny men, gay men attracted to big beefy hair men
>>215769124>Cops need to enforce even the basic lawsimpossible in a multicult society
Kinda crazy how you can be straight but one drop of alcohol in your blood and you just wanna get pounded
hello. time for church
>>215769379Why would that be impossible?
>>215769382most heterosexual brown person
>>215769382not really, but drugs can make you have desires you never had before, and i'm not talking about guys but things you thought you didnt like
alcohol makes me want to sing loudly
>>215769409i can't give you a precise reason for why it is impossible, but it's pretty easy to see that letting brown people walk around freely destabilizes society
>>215769478>But things you thought you didnt likeSo that could include guys as well
>>215769563kek, I mean yeah Charlie Sheen did some aids stuff supposedly
https://youtu.be/F0OkwXKcPSE
American blacks are the only half decent people left in US societyWhite americans are law abiding, god fearing, tax paying passive little cucks
>>215769642Wasn't supposed to come into work until 2pm but my boss called at 12 last night to ask me to come in at 6am insteadI said ok but I want the flex pay rate and she said ok so I'm making like 35 an hour today
>>215769694Whoops didn't mean to reply to you
Some Brit on here referred to pussy as "clunge" and it just sounds so right, it's a perfect word to describe what it's describing
>>215769394
Is now a good time to sell my silver
>>215769802Wait till November, it'll be worth more
>>215769802nothe fun has only just begun
Do you believe in the Goybeam?
>>215769837>>215769839but I bought it at $14... how much higher could it possibly go without true hyperinflation
>Every single car on the road the second 1 single drop of rain hits the ground at nightWhy are they like this? If anybody in the entire world ran on the promise of heavily regulating car headlights I think they would win the biggest landslide in history.
>>215769879In November it'll be worth more but sell before December. If you bought at 14 you can sell at 30
>>215769945>If you bought at 14 you can sell at 30why would I sell at 30 when its at 50 right now...
>>215769768one of my favorite bong phrases is Mingy Slag
>>215769975It should be obvious to you that I have no conception under God what I'm talking about
>>215770001was me asking you what you're talking about a dead giveaway?
>>215769975has silver ever dipped? I've only been following and owning gold
>>215769932What that? High beam?
>>215770031Yes silver was at $43 in 2012 and dipped to $14 and has been very slowly climbing back up ever since
Do you guys have Stater Bros. supermarkets in your state? Growing up in L. A. there used to be some then they all moved to the Inland Empire and you don't really see them in LA county anymore
>>215770053typed with one hand
>>215770053top kek>>215770067interesting, well I dont know, I dont want to give you bad advice, I'm fiscally retard, I just got lucky because I was buying gold before and a little after the pandemic. And it was purely schizo drug fueled investment.
i wish i had a european accent. something mild and easy to understand like dutch or swedish or something. just so if im retarded and cant come up with a word or i mispronounce a word (happens often i was a precocious reader) people will think "oh hes foreign" instead of "dang hes retarded"
>>215769260god I hate fatfuck cope so muchjust because you're out of shape and retarded doesn't mean we all areI fucking love lifting
>>215770168Dutch girls have such a cute accent when they speak English
i agree that fatfuck cope is stupid and losing weight isnt even that hard but trying to make a caloric deficit by activity is fucking retarded its like "oh you can either replace your coke with a diet coke or you can treadmill for 90 minutes for the same caloric defect" hmmmmm which of the two is easier hard to say
Sometimes I get drunk and just spaz out. Screaming and yelling. Making retard noise. Babbling and repeating words. I’m crying as I type this.
>>215770210whoops meant for >>215770169
POV white guy lands in India
Seeing these ICE raids in chicago as somebody who lived in chicago for over 10 years and got my first GF there (who was an illegal alien) is really funny to me because I know you can't fucking turn in a corner in the chicagoland area without running into an illegal it must be a fucking picnic for ICE over there
>>215770210well yeah I was referring to the "no one likes going to the gym" bit though
>>215770241ponder the aromatics
>>215770210>>215770237>two different flagssir... please I am indian...
The only ICE I need is these diamonds in my jerly.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760277215271947.mp4
bros, I need help. I'm trying to make a profile on Hinge but I don't have any photos that actually show off what I like to do. I like to draw, and my friends told me women would find that attractive or at least interesting, so should I include a picture of my art? One of them seriously suggested I take a picture of myself holding a drawing I made (since apparently dating app pictures are supposed to be pictures of you, not just random shit). I can't get over the feeling that I'd look like a massive faggot if I did that, and my friends are giganormies so they're clueless about how they're perceived by other people. What do you guys thing?
>>215770393i had my mom take photos of me outside at locations around town
>>215770393>One of them seriously suggested I take a picture of myself holding a drawing I made your friend is trying to sabotage you by making you look like a spedyou can include a picture of a drawing but be realistic, is it actually good/impressive enough to warrant sharing? is drawing a big enough facet of your life to justify including it?
>>215770393>so should I include a picture of my art?yep>I can't get over the feeling that I'd look like a massive faggot if I did that, and my friends are giganormies so they're clueless about how they're perceived by other people. What do you guys thing?maybe a pic of you while drawingholding it might seem weird
>>215770442>might seemlook*but idk, depends on the pic
I like to pull out my long nose hairs and then gently stroke my skin with them
>>215770419Unfortunately I live hours away from my parents and I have no friends where I live to do that for me.>>215770441>your friend is trying to sabotage you by making you look like a spedI kinda am though>is it actually good/impressive enough to warrant sharing?I'm definitely a better artist than the average person, and certainly a better artist than some of the terrible shit I've seen women post on dating apps.>is drawing a big enough facet of your life to justify including it?it's probably the only thing in life I truly enjoy doing>>215770442>maybe a pic of you while drawingI agree that holding it would look weird, but wouldn't a staged pic of me drawing look even weirder? Like who the fuck is going to be taking a picture of me drawing at my desk in my apartment?
>>215770241GOD damn
I drink and get so much because I want to erase my mind because I can’t stand being me
this is a curse o algo
Any niggas cooked?
I've been getting into femboy porn recently. So much variety!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4aE8of2znM
>Coworkers making bbc and porn jokes
Imagine being black and having to deal with your nigger hair every dayDealing with normal hair is already annoying enough
>>215770524then you have your answer friendbut yeah stay away from the holding it thingwhen I read>take a picture of myself holding a drawingI imagine a child showing their parent a shitty crayon drawing
>>215770609report them to HR
>>215770619I literally dont do anything and my hair looks fantastic every daythe longer the get the more it looks like I put effort into it but literally all I do is put on a hat and drive with the windows down and I look like a model
basically I'm cooked
>>215770524>I agree that holding it would look weird, but wouldn't a staged pic of me drawing look even weirder? Like who the fuck is going to be taking a picture of me drawing at my desk in my apartment?Again, depends on the pic, I was more picturing you standing up and drawing on a canvas
I'm not cooked I'm boiled, brazed and deep fried
Not a big fan of people and I wish they would leave and go far away from me at all times
>>215770728But I want to have sex with you
>>215770749Sorry I have a girlfriend
>>215770728why are there so many niggas on that hill
>>215770728Nuke them
>>215768848>tfw learned patience, discipline, and avoided high volatile assests>am now becoming a successful daytrader Rule 1: risk management, don't blow up your account
>>215770770what is blud waffling about
>>215770767for the viewthing is that this year the vast majority of the tourists have been smelly fucking indians
supposed to be doing a geology lab but I really can't be fucked atm
Time to drink coffee.
i am about to study lesson "force and threat" from criminal law
>>215770805>tiny ass pond with a highway next to it, visible clearings for a ski resort, parking lot visibleWhat sort of urban shithole do you live in where people are willing to come out to this place for this "view"?
>>215770865Never knew what a "lab" in the context of university meant tb h. Is it like doing a lab day in high school science class?
>>215770884take a picture outside your window right now
>>215770884>urban shitholenigga it's new hampshire
>>215770792Someone's in the red.P.s. Noone cares you visited that you visted /brit/ and learned their slang you still sound like a complete fucking moron
The emptiness on the inside is eating through my marrow
>>215770872almost done with my covfefe, I hope you enjoy yours friend
>>215770913essentially yeah, just general science experimentsI'm supposed to be simulating the formation of igneous rocks
>>215770884>What sort of urban shithole do you live in where people are willing to come out to this place for this "view"?>urbanThe state is 84% forest, people come from all over the country come here this time of year for the views. People who came this year are retarded though because we are in a massive drought year and there is no foliage
>>215770934Nah that's cancer
>>215770933Look at this mad nonce
>>215770935Cheers anon. Today I put eggnog in it :3
>>215770964Do you ever leave the house?
>>215770792sent that freak flying>>215770933screaming
>>215771065Daily my lad
I failed girlmoding so badly I looped back into looking like a boymoder
HAPPY CANADIAN THANKSGIVING. Spooktober revvs into overdrive at this point. Secretly I wish it was July again tho.
so many poland threads in the log this morning
>>215770913Depends on the lab, I've been to uni biology labs in the Netherlands and they were pretty high tech.
>>215771092You successfully clownmoded
>>215771084>>215771089Angry little incels. Do have sex one day?
WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY WOMAN FAT AAHHHHH I'M NEVER GETTING A CUTE GIRLFRIEND
>Thanksgiving in October
>>215771164I'm 5'10 so I'm going to be a virgin for life you dumb faggot
>>215771166stop living in shitholes that aren’t the northeast.
>>215771114Happy Thanksgiving bros. What do you make at thanksgiving in Canadia?
>>215771164HowlingWaiting on me child currently
>>215771183Yup. That's how we do it.
>>215771212I live in western New York
>>215771201>I'm 5'10 so I'm going to be a virgin for lifewhy? I'm 5'10 I think. Stop thinking like that.
>>215771235I'll pray for you niggas
>>215771220You're on 4chan. Pipe tf down trying to act superior >kidExplains a lot. Stay poor idiot
i'm so happy mrbeast666 is losing popularity and will soon be irrelevant
might start pouring my hot cooking oil out my window to deter potheads from standing outside of it and smoking pot
A rat done bit my sister Nell
>milk in bags>Maple syrup on Mac and cheese>Christmas in October
>>215771321lollmao eventhe guy's net worth is pushing a billion, he'll never be irrelevant
>>215771341>milk in bags?
>>215771305asmongold has said many times that he posts on 4chanposting on this website doesn't make you special
>>215771321Why mention it at all?
Is the punchline of this guys' posts supposed to be that he said he "learned discipline" only to have spent the last 20 minutes engaging in pointless arguments with internet strangers?
>>215771305Don’t get your trousers in a twist
>>215771356
>>215771351but he only got 34 million views in 21 hours on his most recent youtube videoits fucking over
just spent 4700 dollars on warmilitaria.it, and that’s after the discount code
>>215771380Fuck...it's real. But why? How do you even pour it and keep it in the fridge?
>>215771214Virtually the exact same as in the US. Turkey, mashed potatoes, corn, carrots, scalloped potatoes, stuffing, gravy, casserole, etc. It's just me and my mum tho, and usually we don't even do a traditional Thanksgiving (usually we go out for dinner to get sushi or smth; sometimes turkey dinner at Denny's but that's a shite option), but today we're gonna have it at home but rather simplified. Turkey skewers (oven), instant stuffing (microwave), corn on the cob (microwave), mashed potatoes (easy), assorted frozen veggies (microwaved probably), brussel sprouts (oven), other assorted stuffs maybe, but all basic. Shouldn't take more than a couple of hours.
>>215771374
>>215771416
>>215771416That's why Vegeta was laughign
hello
>>215771368>makes no mention of the people arguing about the fact that I learned something >is a hypocrite but thinks he come up with some ebin gotcha Big brain
>>215771453Mornin bud
A brazillian will be the usa president
>>215771453hi honey
>>215771424I see, well enjoy bro :) >>215771445This seems complicated Here I've been seeing more companies offer milk in a glass bottle which is great.
>>215771489Ammazati
>>215771426Going to avoid this place entirely while reading picrel instead. You ok with that?
>>215771237in the lower parts the women are all 12/10.
>>215771380Not west of Ontario. In British Columbia we're civilized. I hate cheap, shitty disposable plastic so much actually.
Go in peace my son
got tomorrow off work.
>>215771611Meant for >>215771516
>entering 6th week of semester>professor still hasn't graded a single assignment besides syllabus
fuck this shit I'm finna go for a walk
>>215771663fake, doesn't exist
>>215771516>>215771640I'll be reading Lovecraft today :3>>215771665Based I should really do the same!
>>215771651unc
>>215771663https://youtu.be/0CirgVj8BawWhat a kawaii morning~~~~
>>215771663that's a fat leg
>>215771770JannyBody this freak
what is janny
>>215771611>>215771681I'm sure you can find it in your heart to forgive me :B x
https://youtu.be/xsnDlWbE3d8Autism use to mean something. Then zoomers came along and decided anybody who isn't a 10/10 alpha chad MALE is autistic
Really need to give my phone a restart.
>>215771914I hate that so much, even this guy isn't really AUTISTIC although I know it's a spectrum. But that usually meant someone who had a real hard time interacting with people and living a "normal" life. Now everyone says they are autistic and they use it as a crutch.
>>215772024no A-log is definitely autistiche even saw chris chan as his equal back in the dayhttps://youtu.be/HqfpEcT2hiQ
>>215772057He might be, he's kind of funny
>>215772103Are you autistic yourself. I mean I am and I find him hilarious but im laughing at him not with himhttps://youtu.be/B7_C6G194nE
>>215769382Our ancestros said "in vino veritas"you probaby don't need translation
>>215771957i ordered my 17 two weeks ago, is it gonna ship out or what?
Slow thread, Sunday morning
Trying to get back on track after the long day factory did things to me.2. Map post3. Political post4. Silver post5. AG post (chimikens)6. Rando post (SharkBros)7. AI post (energy usage with cinnamon roll)
>>215772153I’ll post pictures from my walk later
>>215772137>Are you autistic yourselfNot really, I'm laughing with and at him, i like his energy
>>215772153It almost evening here. I'm hungry
>>215772322>I'm hungryYeah I could tell from your flag
>>215772367
erectin' my dispenser
i broke your stupid crap moron
Want weed so bad but it will make me fat
i hate sundays because motherberg and i are both home and she just paces back and forth past my door all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTh5J0HsIAg
>>215772628>3 days
>>215772245Based Dante
how is babby formed
>>215772881Delivered by stork
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I have a girlfriend and she's actually attractive. Well, to me anyways. She's attractive to me. I'm sure some of you would probably disagree, but she's definitely not ogre status.This is all happening really fast. I still feel like we've barely even talked to each other, but I don't know. We kissed and when I pulled away she was smiling and I was smiling. I'm smiling right now and I don't know how or why any of this is happening and I don't really expect it to last if I'm being honest. You know, she's going to realize soon enough that she's going to realize who I really am. You know what I mean? She's going to realize I'm a loser.
being chinese would be awesome imagine getting to talk in that voice all the time
>>215773037>>215773037giving that power to spanish-speaking women is like giving a machine gun to a toddler
>>215773074I don't remember writing this
>>215773074Thats great news fren, congrats!>You know, she's going to realize soon enough that she's going to realize who I really am. You know what I mean? She's going to realize I'm a loser.Don't think like that, or if you do let that motivate you to better yourself.
the local city reddits are so fucking far leftthere was this post about some bum who got mad that the 7-11 worker cursed him out for sleeping in front of the store and he claimed that he was "very respectful" and "cleaned the parking lot"like fuck off i hate seeing your sort in front of the stores and the police does jack shit about it but all the redditors were all like "fuck that guy" "im not shopping there again" "your feelings are heckin valid op"fucking hell >>215773074nobody careswhy does this general worship wamen so fucking much>i cant believe im saying thislike do you realize how soy you sound
>>215773211i hate the homeless so much it’s unreal they’re all like that. dude im addicted to fent and my family won’t take me in because everyone in the entire world singles me out and victimizes me dude i dindu nuthin. mass graves now
>>215773203if i was a women id look down on anybody who talks like thathell i dont have to be a women to do that
homeless people were probably a lot more chill before fent and meth
just some quirked up white boys on a mission
back from church
>>215773318so what
>>215773311what pisses me off too is the demonrats wont just build a warehouse and place beds in it to house themnoooo they have to build these 100k+ tiny houses that they contract out for every last one of the fuckers and they inevitably trash it and many refuse to go to them in the first placethen where they build them they also refuse to actually police and check in with them so they become general nuisances to the surrounding area then the demonrats all go "you heckin hate the homeless you white supremacist colonialist oppressor nimby fuck"fuccckkk me two more years til i can leave the country for good
the friendly bum archetype was destroyed by late stage capitalism
should i apply to a photography job
>>215773211>>215773318angry little incel
>>215773367a homeless guy used to sit outside the CVS in my hometown and say hello to people walking in. he didn’t have a sign and he didn’t smell, he would just engage people in conversation and sometimes they’d give him a dollar.
i fuckin' LOVE AI
>>215773461> just build a warehouse and place beds in it to house them> then where they build them they also refuse to actually police and check in with them so they become general nuisances to the surrounding areawhat you are describing is literally prison. are you proposing to make being homeless illegal?
>>215773501>noooo if i just say incel ill have totally owned the argument the other side cant refute it>noooo if i just deny my hole then laugh it makes me correct by default why are they like this>>215773548first off fuck you apologistand second there's no point arguing with your kind so again fuck you
>>215773548>you proposing to make being homeless illegal?
today i feel like watching sports
>>215773211It's just being realistic. Jails and court dockets don't have space for vagrants and police usually have bigger problems to worry about.
>>215773598your powers of persuasion continue to impress.
>>215773641fuck you i hate you you are why we live like this
>>215773668It's the truth
Cats are reddit
>>215773548don't tempt me with a good time
uh oh little chuddy is having a meltdown because he can't mow down the homeless in the streets like a psychopath
>>215773684all the cartel apologist say the same thing about mexicoand then somebody with an actual will got put in charge of el salvador and showed if pussies like you werent in charge things would actually get solvedso third time now fuck you
>fuck you>i hate you>you are why we live like this
>uh oh little chuddy is having a meltdown because he can't mow down the homeless in the streets like a psychopath
any canadian boys ITT drinking coffee? i'm drinking coffee so it'll kinda be like we're having coffee together. like a date haha
>>215773737you guys wanna mow all kinds of people down, dildo.
i dont have food to eat
>>215773738In El Salvador they actually tried the hardline approach decades ago. Didn't help much. It's likely there's some kind of backroom deal or cooking the books going on. Crime is probably down but not by the margins they claim or for the reasons they claim
Chadcel
>>215773641there are bigger problems than things that affect everyone every day?
>>215773738the gangs in El Salvador were not powerful like the Mexican cartels are, so it was easy to defeat themlol, idiot
>>215773974yeah well you just so happen have a friendly neighbor to the north who just so happens to possess the most powerful army on earth if the mexican "government" is that incompetentbut noooo you just whine about muh sovereignty it's so bad in parts of mexico that the state department buts the same level travel advisory as afghanistan hugs not drugs harder bro itll work eventually brobut really you dont care about the cartels in fact you sort love em so you give em free passes
>>215773957cockcel
I've never had Amazon Prime
Day 3/90 NoFap
>>215773840samei'm gonna fast today
>>215774143rookie tier
>>215774057>yeah well you just so happen have a friendly neighbor to the north who just so happens to possess the most powerful army on earth
>>215774137me too>>215774143based
>>215774233Kiss me
Don't talk to Mexicans
>>215774215
>>215774057>>it's so bad in parts of mexico that the state department buts the same level travel advisory as afghanistan>it's realLMFAO
>>215774245
>>215774215the government only fell when american troops lifted out of the countryif anything youre making a pretty compelling case as to why america should invest in a few permanent bases in mexico cause mexicans are about as incompetent as afghansthink it'd be a worthwhile investment whole job will be raiding and blowing up cartels
Rich Neet amongst our threads >>215773993
>>215774245beneath the milky twilight
>>215773498fuck it. i applied. might not even hear back, but whatever.
>>215774396swiing swiing
Honestly we should annex all of Mexico like we did in the 1840s
It should be legal to ip trace and drone strike indians
https://youtu.be/5b9Ppl8f46Y?si=4uaLMsYcFEcxFtdJ&t=34
one of the biggest mistakes the us ever did is support the caudillos during the french interventionthe fucking yankees genuinely thought mexico was gonna become this liberal democracy hahahahahahaall it led to was fucking diazand enough with the indian worship it was juarez that seized the indian lands and put em into hands of caudillos and it was diaz that systematically enslaved them and threw them into yucatan
its 12:29pm and im already sheepy
>>215774580juarez was total indian and diaz was 3/4 indian btwmexicans lie so much it's incredible
My family is legit retarded, like you can't even say anything about it
>>215774623You're cooked
This is the horniest I have ever been from watching a musical performance. Fuck me, they were so hot.https://youtu.be/cSa9oX0NJfQ?t=16
eating a 20pc chicken mcnigger hot out the airfryer rn who else
>>215774369No homo she's hot I would
>>215774731lucky nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCer2e0t8r8i look like this and act like this and sound like this
relistened to thisreally good listen https://youtu.be/mgmOeLCWrxc
>>215774761Or you are a Mexican like all Californians
Don't fuck with me, I'm psychotic
>>215774737naah, she looks like weird al
Pooping
>>215774819stinky
>>215774823lol
im bored
>>215774930lol that dog sucks
>>215774971make a trackhttps://errozero.co.uk/acid-machine/
Life stinks. Speed kills. Fast cars. Cheap thrills. Rich girls. Fine wine.
>>215775040i have no talents
>>215774795I could easily kill you
Has your egg got cracked yet?
>>215774623Its torture being an intuitive introvert who sees through the rest of the familys shit
>>215775102its easyjust fuck around for a bit, nobody is lookinghit play and fuck with the knobs
>>215775198ive always wanted to learn the piano but im too retarded
Anybody here wanna meet irl and fight?
>>215774813I need her
>Anybody here wanna meet irl and fight?
>>215775227everyone starts out playing instruments being retarded.the only way to stop being retarded is to keep trying and practicing.same with any other skill.
>>215775227If you're not good at something immediately you should give up.
Liberal democracy is finishedIt's kind of insane that people come up to me ranting about this and that, did you know Trump? did you know Trump? did you know Trump?My advice is just to wait, this is all ending, trouble itself is ending
>>215775231I'm 350 bro I'm not in your weight class. I'd crush you like the insect you are
>>215775227this anon is right>>215775272https://vocaroo.com/1bauIClRAi95
>>215775309>Liberal democracy is finishedbaste
>>215775264I LITERALLY LOOK LIKE THIS
I'm insanely psycho nobody wants to meet me and fight
>>215775264the average american is about 10lbs away from being obese.not overweight, full-on obese.quite grim.this anon would be an inspiration to most people itt.
hey mr tambourine man play a song for me
I had a dream I was a child and I was cared for
>>215775060He was hiding his tots in his pocket like in Napoleon Dynamite.
NEW>>215775470
>>215775284lol