architect edition
WHITE WHALE
gf gets jealous when our cat chooses me for cuddles instead of her muahahah
Having a situationship
lets' have a good one lads x proper classic /brit/
first for me
>>215812781ktim, don't even need to psspsspss or anything
well there's 3 news on the 'log
>>215812749Don't like making the new personally, means that (You)'s get lost in the aether and I don't like that
thinking about that time /brit/ went to 1600 posts that time making new threads was broken
got my contact lenses on. If I stepped on the bus 'specced up I may not live to see the morrow, especially with my gayboy sweater on.
*enters /brit, scurries past everyone and goes and hides in the corner*
>>2158128124chan x extension, you can disable (You)'s on OP
>>215812812i don't like it cause by the time I've made the new and got round to linking it, someone else has made a new AND linked it
>>215812822which state does this happen in?
*sees something scurry by the corner of my eye*Anyone else see that?
doubled down on a phrasing error i made in a text to my mate last night by using it in person todaythis sort of thing happens often with me actually
>>215812817couldn't happen now as threads automatically archive at 1500
think I just pissed off the proto gf with my insufferable whining
>>215812832I've got it installed, but didn't realise that - thanks lad.
mental how elon musk got to nosh on grimes' minge
Musicians Kelly Osbourne (L) and Amy Winehouse attend the ELLE Style Awards party at the Roundhouse Theatre in London (2007)
mad how bad my mental health was when I was vapingwonder how many people have been diagnosed with a mental health condition when they should just stop blasting red bulls and vapes all day
>>215812864Proof?
>>215812869well you certainly piss us off with it
>>215812871hope you get the next new
got Greatest Hits Radio on where theres no fockin misery that should be their advert
>>215812749pierce is a national treasure
>>215812823*scoops you up and drops you in the runt cage*
>>215812817>1600that's nothing, youngun
>>215812799we stay winning lad
>>215812484smear poo over yourself as a thermal layer
Indians have successfully mind raped all Indians on /int/well done to them honestly didn't think they could do it
>>215812873it should have been me instead
>>215812781ever shag her up the arse? what about the cat?
absolutely mentally insane how good sex feels, spaffing in the fanny and all that
>>215812857bitch can't even kowtow properly
a runescape quest a day keeps the normgroids away
might start buying a lottery ticket everyday, only conceivable way i can think of out of my hell
>>215812919piss poor joke to wait an entire new thread for my days
any A60 Aryan Beasts in?
>>215812939Without a condom it’s incredible Genuinely a chore with a condom
>>215812939first time i shagged a girl it was a fat ugly braphog and even then it felt better than any wank
>muahahah
>>215812963I'm A20 unironically
Forest Green are winning lmfao /brit/ shagged up the arse!
>>215812781animals instinctively know who the boss is
Supping on a thin gruel, my armpit infection still hurts and has changed shape. Lord willing, this plague will be vanquished before I enter the toilmines on thursday
Would love to find someone in the final moments of their life and pretend I'm the devil telling them I'll see them real soon
>>215812963What about Napoleon
>>215812473 (Cross-thread)Find it quite upsetting that men with decent bodies like this go trooner - I have a flabby unconditioned body from years of yo-yo dieting, but have the personality/sexual proclivities of a Byronic rapist. A curse upon thee!
>>215812947F2P or members?
my old flat used to get cold af in the winter and I remember one time I had a wank and could see steam coming off the jizz
for lads that have them, how comparable to a fanny does an expensive toy like a fleshlight feel like?
Can't just enjoy a thread anymore can we
>>215812939as worthless incel goblin beast I would have no idea aha
>>215812970me when gfberg is telling me off about putting the wet tin opener back in the drawer before it's fully dried
Right well that's a man licking another man's arsehole isn't it
>>215813009members
>>215813006The Byronic idea of the Cultured Thug.
diversity is our strength
The LAST thing many gainly young ladies have seen before have their gentle fanny torn to shreds like a Rottweiler by the cream pie conqueror
Wish you could wear suits or even just blazers without someone making a big deal over it
>>215812895hololive thread on /jp/
https://youtu.be/cBGkhPx529g
>>215812967would honestly rather wank than shag an unattractive woman
all the wagies unaware of the awful day us neets have had on /brit/
Time for the dailyMewingJelqingZincMagnesiumAshwagandha
>>215812986bit gay this
>>215813052i had to wear a kilt and walk through the city recently to go to a wedding and people kept stopping to talk to us mainly yanks and ching chongs
>>215813048
Ned Chudd, leader of the Chuddites
>>215813023why must gfbergs act like this
jelqing lvls?
>>215812963A30 here
>>215813090were you bollock naked below it or what?
/bbuk/ chads it's happening, andrew gold pod with ginger georgehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb5u1XrInawhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb5u1XrInawhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb5u1XrInaw
>>215813085ashwangandha is not safe
>>215813120i had boxers on
raping my own arse
>>215813125wont be adding this to my youtube history
>>215813090Nice skirt princess
>>215813126sure thing woke
I got a bad haircut and can’t be seen in public for a few months now I’m afraid
brother's missus has gone into labour 7 weeks early
have some of you been here all day then, from waking up til now? what a fucking life lol
>>215813165not sure what to make of this gif
>>215813161look it up prick
>>215813169tell her to get into reform instead
>>215813169tell her she's a bitch for supporting starmer
>A controversial statue of pioneering doctor Dr Elsie Inglis is being recommended for approval in Edinburgh by council officials.>Campaigners have spoken out against the plans claiming the statue should have been designed by a woman and say there should be a plaque explaining her family wealth is linked to the slave trade.Fucking hell do these cunts ever have a day off?
>>215813169vote reform
>>215813193Patriot.
pooing my arse
>>215813196Go ask them directly you boring coward
>>215813175no I've been at work
>>215813175/brit/'s been on in the background all day. haven't paid much attention to it barring a couple of moments like right now
sneezey
Buying one EuroMillions ticket every day for 30 years gives you roughly a 0.52% chance (≈1 in 194) of winning at least one of the top three prize tiers.
>>215813179lol
>>215813179lmao timmy done him
>>215813193>>215813195>>215813197wow men are funny
>>215813224? It’s only on Tuesday and Fridays
>>215813224how much would you have if you invested it into the S&P 500?
>>215813183what about this one?
Why would you go to a phone shop and log into your social media accounts?
>>215812963I'm a T20, maybe T30 desu
sex with a young woman
>Disgraced convicted fraudster Tower Hamlets mayor defends mosque decision to ban women and girls over the age of 12 from taking part in charity fun-run
>>215812963D60 chad me
>>215813179>What Timmy gon d-ACK
>>215813179screaming
>>215813267you rang?
>>215813255poor people
>>215813277leftypol cheering every word
>>215813277leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>215813213Please come to britain and fuck Katy’s with your BIC
>>215813224right so that's 10,950 tickets at £2.50 a pop meaning a grand total of £27,375 quid for a miniscule chance of winning a few thousand
>>215813255remember my friend logging into facebook at the apple store
>>215813303saar i am english
>>215813294>>215813300which one is it hmm?
>>215813255zoomers are fucking retarded
Got a massive log brewing
>>215812257>apartment is perfect size for me>dont have to do the lawn or repairs or any of that sort>rent is 1/2-1/5 what the cheapest mortgage would bejust makes sense doesnt it
saw myself in the mirror at work today, fucking hell i look terrible
ian watkins reincarnated in roblox
Tearing down the fabric of reality and gazing into the eyes of god himself
>>215813314yes and?
>>215813349>2 parking spacesamericans can't suffer
me and the boyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmyfDvHJ2L0
mental how retarded the average person is
>>215813357I got called sexy at work yesterday and today someone said I looked very smart
>>215813349what happens if you dont pay the jew HOA fee?
>>215813397midwit opinion
mad how mentally retarded I am
having sex is what it’s all about lads, that moment after spaffing in a fanny when your brain resets for a second
I AIN’T NO GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH YOU BETTER THINK ABOUT IT BABY
>>215813397Think of how stupid the average person is.And then realize half of them are stupider than that.
>>215813408>I got called sexy at work yesterdayreport them to hr immediately
>minimum wage>obese>rotten teethNot sure about anything anymore
hello i like the band smashing pumpkins
decided to not be racist ever again. all people are human and beautiful.
>>215813414you get unpersoned by ICE
mad at how retarded at i am, mentally
>>215813459what about the boat people
you ever feel so sad you feel sicknot good
>>215813456did one of these online iq tests recently and got like 102
>>215813456been done by my memoryit's the thing keeping me in the 150-200k salary range instead of making 500k+ like the big boys
>>215813476i'll be wearing their shoes before judging them
>>215813459
>>215813480get on the bastarding ketamine ffs
win streak of 6 games in a row on Overwatch 2!Insane how gifted, sexy and intelligent I am
any put crumbled up newspaper in their shoes man in
>>215813496That's not bad. I always get 130, and I am an abject failure. I'm so pathetic that my family won't even have normal conversations with me, they just talk to me like I'm a mental patient and need to be cured.>>215813502>200kMental, you make nearly 10x my wage
mad how shit and grim my life is don't know how to fix it
>>215813543why
>>215813550pscrtim
>>215812749
hi my name is lenny and i come from letterkenny
>>215813550stop posting the aris first
>>215813539sacked tranny irl
India produces the most geniuses per year than any other country -- why? Genetics? I'm reminded of *Guns, Germs, and Steel*: there may be geographical reasons why they were able to develop such an edge intelligence-wise
https://youtu.be/D9ursux9tLIAny Halo 2 and Halo 3 boomer here?
been watching a lot of serial experiments lain latelyshe is litterally me fr fr
>>215813459not racist just hate woke
>>215813480*gives you a hug*
>>215813543...yh
>>215813574hi my name is vishta and i want to rape your sishta
me and the missus met the main man!!
>>215813550ktim
>>215813559retains shape
started to fix my grim shit life, but I see no future
GAWA
>>215813641you the lad I was talking to the other day about leaving here
>>215813613how does this tub of goo have fans?
coffee -> mac n cheese -> coffee afternoon for me
Reminder that the 'p spam that's happening across this site is because Leto (who hosts the botnet) got phonebooked on Kiwifarms and is now having a meltyAlso, he's a literal wog from Texas
>>215813575no
>>215813613these couples has been mindbroken by social media as 20 years ago families like that would have concerns that everyone thought they were bottom rung freaks and were laughing at them but now they have confirmation that everyone is like that online and so they're all mentally broken
>>215813591thanks kosovo
>>215813668he lost a lot of weight over the last year!
>>215813667dunno x
Sir Oliver Anthony https://youtu.be/0eNNTM7TDw0
>>215813671>>215813677are you same person or different persons
Honestly mental that I went from being a morbidly obese stinky incel living out of my bedroom, to an extremely fit, gf haver, going on holidays with her all over the world, getting a degree, having a social circle and going clubbing, to being a morbidly obese stinky incel living out of my bedroom
>>215813692ozempic is sugoi
>>215813677can you explain what any of that means to me please ? be a good grandson .
>>215813711they're different flags lad come on
>>215813712ktim
Carly Rae Jepsen will release the Tenth Anniversary Edition of 'Emotion' later this week (October 17th)!Featuring new old songs 'More', 'Guardian Angel', 'Back of My Heart', and 'Lost in Devotion'.
>>215813641We will make it someday lad.
>>215813712so you made it and then fucked it all up. no sympathy from me fuck off cunt
>>215813754I liked her old stuff>>215813757Going to rape you very very painfully.
>>215813699oh it’s YOU isn’t it, you know who I mean by you. Yes get your life together asap mate what are you doing spending it here like a fool
>>215813754think those lips have ever been around a soul pole?
>>215813719you can ignore that schizo crap. the cp spammer is spaino. isnt any deeper than that.
>>215813755too old for that
Life is beautiful, gentlemen. I wake up every day happy to be alive. Did you know I nearly died? I had a near-death experience. Light tunnel and all, haha. Amazing how almost dying of a codeine overdose changes your life. I remember seeing my whole family on the other side -- both living and dead. It felt so real: they were all there for me. It was an ineffable experience, could hardly explain it. It's important to realize what a miracle being alive is. I could do this all over again, haha
>>215813768You're right mate. I'm sorry.
>>215813778who are you x
>>215813784You're not too old to fix your life until you are dead.
>>215813827can't wait to finally start living at the ripe age of 75
>21 Nuns Evacuated from Raging Fire at Historic 400-Year-Old Monasterymental how often this happens
>boogies latest video barely cracked 10k viewsits crazy that at one point this guy was in easily the top 10 most recoginied YouTubers
>>215813126Why
just got a message from one of the managers at the gherkin, they're getting active x
>>215813865ONE, TWENTY ONE NUNS
>>215813848That's more like it!
>>215813853without a good rogering they go mental
Pay the fine, Hiro
might get tested to see if im pozzed
>TikTok influencer HSTikkyTokky has been arrested after being on the run from police for almost a year following alleged driving offences.it's over
>>215813865is he still with his child bride?
Enjoying Battlefield 6 then lads?
La politique moderne n’est plus seulement une question de territoire, mais une affaire de vitesse : qui contrôle la vitesse,contrôle le pouvoir
have more than enough money to move out but still haven't because i'd have no human contact whatsoever outside of toil and would soon kill myself
>>215813913their vaginas spark from the dryness
>>215813994nah looks shit
>>215813976was he literally running as in he ditched his car and was trekking on foot that would be hysterical
NI are putting up a serious fight against germany
would we all get along irl?
>>215814014you reckon? seen a few videos and it looks well sick
>>215813994I haven't played it.
>virginmy days
>>215814009what about the ones you're going out with
no peeking i'm just being melet me be free i'm a baby
there is grandeur in this view of life, treating people kindly, understanding them and their plight, makes you a better human. a clue gained.
>>215814023Depends. Are you an irritating faggot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cglWALSX5KI
>>215814052im still a virgin
>>215813976>after being on the run from police for almost a yearhasn't he been actively posting and streaminghow did it take a year
suicide is the #1 cause of death among /brit/ posters
>>215814052was richard branson actually a virgin when he started the company
>>215814067yeah x
>>215814009this is mespeak to toilers in my mandatory office day and call parentbergs once a week or maybe twice
i was born a virgin, i have been a virgin my entire life, and by god i'll die a virgin
If I'm being completely honest, I'm really rather unhappy and I'm afraid I'll never be happy again.
>>215814080fled to dubai i believe
leaky batontips are on a heinousdem
>>215813688:)
>>215814080he didn't go to court and left the country and has been between dubai and qatar. that's where louis theroux interviewed him
>>215814112get on the bastarding ssris and go to a rave
>>215814112been years for me
>>215814112When were you happy?
nathan wakes up, looks in the mirror and says to himself right this is it, this is the day I’m REALLY going to upset them LOL
>>215814114why did you say they wash each others cocks yesterday?
bendy batons bashing 3 pm snappy smoove open
>>215814054dont see them outside of toil and toil related events
>>215814112that's mental health luv x
Joking aside, did he really do anything wrong?
>>215814137When I was a child
>nathan wakes up, looks in the mirror and says to himself right this is it, this is the day I’m REALLY going to upset them >LOL
why dont more girls want to do charity for virgins why giving them sex
>>215813994pretty good, maps are a bit shit
>>215814130>get on the bastarding ssris and go to a raveFuck that>>215814136Same lad, same...>>215814137For a period of four years between 19 and 23. Otherwise I have been depressed.
>>215814147no they did not, that was mousenonce on a larp
>>215814176women are repulsed by male virgins. it's the ultimate ick
>>215814153made shite music
>>215814176Why don't you have a shower and leave your smelly bedroom?
>>215814153ngl he looks so fucking cool here.
didn't richard branson go round the world in a balloon?
>>215814130they stopped my knobule working and made me fat
>>215814186citation needed?
>>215814183ktim but it was 18-22 life has taken a steep downhill slide since then
>>215813459ive taken your racism and absorbed it into mine, so the total racism in the world remains the samei am now almost twice as racist. the balance is maintained
>>215814209He raped babies looking like this. Still think he is cool?
>>215814187so they want a man with a std
>>215814238doesn't matter, i live a beautiful life untainted by your evil
they're making a taylor swift eras tour documentary seriesomg girl MOVE ON
>>215814224don't get it
I desperately need a (You) for my daughter's sake. Please be interested in me
>29 years old>kissless handholdless virgin unless you count an escort >no real friends for 11+ years at this point>wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online>hobbies/interests are all solitary things>poor social skills>panic about being exposed as a virgin>don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejected>afraid to show my own personality around women>filled with regrets and humiliation>only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked me>will never have a family of my own>relatives similar in age to me are starting families>assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a BF/husband>constantly self-conscious and critical of myself>feel awkward and start panicking whenever I'm in a room and relationships/sex/romance comes up>given up any hope of ever having a GF>never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversation>tried using Bumble, hardly any likesIt's over
Have no intention of giving that yank a (you)
>>215814247doubt he was raping babies in jail. he did that while looking like a skinny emo twink. he has no right looking like punisher
LIST OF PEOPLE WHO DID NOTHING WRONGLucy LetbyIan Watkinsfeel free to expand it
>>215814270my knob will be rawer than the first weeks after i was first shown how to wank watching this and going at it
>>215814310Mao Zedong
>>215814314
>>215814301it was a british jail s he probably was getting them delivered to his cell every night
>>215814291do you have a job
>>215814291could have told you it was over when you told us about crying in toil bogs because there was a radio playing in the office. what do you expect when you're that much of a pathetic runt
>>215814300gain a clue and start to experience LOVE rorke
>>215814300pooscream
>>215814332no arse tho
>>215814310Benjamin Netanyahu
>>215814291don’t worry lad nathans got you beat in the virgin department
death by blow job
lads do you think 4chan will pay the fine to the UK about failing the age protection stuff or will they just fuck off the UK and stop regular access hereit's all so tiresome
>>215814310James SavilleRolf HarrisNoel Edmonds
shoving poo back in my arse
>>215814386whos nathan
>>215814291<- next time just post this
>>215814397
>>215814400neither. sir kier will push for ISPs to block 4channel
if you're rocking anything other than a skinfade then you're a battyman
>>215814400no ISPs will just ban 4chan and you'll get forced to get a VPN no biggie
https://youtu.be/BXDP9WQe0io?si=zIYdKtRLUJjMb690New kino
>>215814441i'm rocking your mums bed
just seen rule breaking encouraged
>>215814450>30 minutesnope
>>215814291You need to become a natty physical beast
>unless you count an escortTHAT IS ROUGH
>>215814400neither ffs4chans policy for the last 10 years has always been and will always be DO NOTHING whenever possiblethe only way theyll get blocked in the UK is if the government tells every ISP to block them. that could happen, but 4chan will never voluntarily pay a fine or pull service
>>215814439>tenner a month for a vpn>however much a 4chan pass costsYeah not bloody likely
>>215814469filtered
leftypol tricking rorke into shagging him through a gloryhole
>>215814291I cannot imagine living this life and then coming to the conclusion that your first step out of your rut should be to sign up for bumble
>>215814492imagine being this addicted to 4chan. grow up mate
>>215814496yh..
>>215814496merked that freak
>>215814291It's fine, you'll figure it out eventually
>>215814450horrible voice
new>>215812760>>215812760>>215812760
>>215814400the most easy way to fix all of this nonsense is to simply split the site into 4chan and 4channel once again
>>215814516What I'm very obviously saying is that I wouldn't pay for these things to post with you cunts
