the enlightened one
>>215826831It’s like a VPN I think
Ofcom eying this thread.
Prove that it's the enlightened one. What enlightenment does it have for us?
my arsehole is readylets goooooooo
lamenting what my life could have been
Fish and chips are actually Jewish
>>215826845Starting toil?
>>215826831a botnet is a network of computers infected with malware that allows an attacker to use them e.g. as proxies
the gammons are raging now because sir kier starmer pronounced turkey by its proper name Türkiye Fucking pathetic people
>>215826854Sounds like a virus Also do you lads reckon jannies could write down their five years of experience on this site as volunteer work on their CV if they ever had to get a real job, it be a bit like being a summer camp organiser for retarded kids but it's also run by a retard
>>215826869I just call it the Ottoman Empire still
>>215826884>and it says here your reference is somebody called 'Rape Ape' is that right?
you won't believe me but yesterday i saw two downies dressed identically but one was black and one was white
>>215826919
>>215826927>"The legion of downies" we called them
>>215826927Was just me and the boyfriend on a night out x
not sure i like this thread anymoreschizos and pedosi thought we were all just normal lads
At least janny banned me for posting my armpit infection. He's really keeping things tidy on this board
swedelad you've changed
>>215826949Ofcom won't allow that
You can take the Irishman out of the car bomb building factory but you can't take the car bomb making out of the Irishman
>>215826949I'm a bit spergy to be fair but there's been noncery on /int/ recently no clue if it's all one guy just going at it for hours like yesterday or if it's some weird coordinated thing where people have decided to start it, was shitting up /cum/ yesterday too
>>215826949We’re just normal men
Thoughts on this?
just not opening webms anymore sorry lads
>>215827015dont know what's going on
>A US military official has said he could not rule out that object 3I/Atlas is not extra-terrestrials. It's actually happening
>>215826827hey that's my post https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215760156#215762386
>>215827037*nothing happens*
>>215827030ditto
Aliens/UFOs are conspiracy theories for the low iq cattle
listening to bjork
>>215827022It's just some yanks or something fighting for a minute>>215827037Something happened like this a couple years ago or something and it turned out nothing happened. I of course bloody sis intelligent aliens would contact us already and sort all this shit out and maybe also bag me an alien wife while they're at it
>>215827037>The comet will be about 1.8 AU (170 million miles) from Earth at its closest approach, posing no threat.That’s nearly twice the distance between the Earth and the Sun. Clearly an extrasolar comet and nothing more.
it's an asteroid made of poo
Saaaaaaaaar
just realised that ultramarines are like ultra space marines
>>215827015why did he go in the car and hop back out immediatelydoesn't look like he retrieved a weapon
>>215826869How is that it's proper name? Do we call Germany "Deutschland" now? Do we correct foreigners who don't call our country "England?"
>>215827048yes I saved the imageI was going to make the new with this subject as the next thread after that one but then the quality of posts took a downturn and the thread wasn't enjoyable so I left instead
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>>215827126Because Turkey changed their official name to it a while ago so as a sign of respect you can use it but no one is forcing you to. So relax gammon
>>215827126Finns call it Saska after the Saxons, scandis call it tyskland for some reason, Spaniards call it alemannia after the alemani tribe and we say Germany and the Germans themselves say Deutschland Only rather sensitive people's behaviour those in other languages to call them something different the Serbs actually did this early last century, we used to call them Servians and they begged us not to and we caved in
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>>215827126no it's just what erdogan wantshe doesn't like that his country is synonymous with a bird
japanese call britain イギリス which is pronounced igirisu but don't say the u too much so it sounds more like igiris
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sweat from my left palm slowly corroding my laptop, now the metals starting to get worn away not just the coating
got the frasier on
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>215827171>Turkey changed their official nameTurks are in charge of the English language now are they? When did that happen? Don't know how to type or pronounce their "official" name and have better things to do than learn. As should our PM.
Why and how has Canada proposed a law in their parliament to allow "mature minors" to receive medically assisted suicide if requested?
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>215827226You’re literally making things up to get annoyed about. so fascinating to watch the gammon thought process
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>215827239"we're just gonna kill 'em!"
>>215827197Mate hover over Turkey on Google maps and see what it says now, they've made people change what their official name is in English. The thirdies tend to do this for some reason they get insecure about what their name is in other languages, quite bizarre and hard to comprehend as a first worlder
Need me knackers crushed under the wheels of a car driven by Emma Watson
Hate when a middle class mong slips in a completely foreign pronounciation into their otherwise toffy English
listening to some leftypol on the radio complaining that cow dung is affecting the climate
>>215827243I'm not even annoyed. I'm literally indifferent. You're the one repeatedly using racial slurs over me not caring about you trying to get me to change what I call Turkey.
>>215827285maybe they just don't want to be confused with the animal turkey anymore
>>215827243>You’re literally making things upLike what?
>>215827239have you ever seen the film soylent green? or children of men maybe?
would love to live in america and do american things like go to trader joe's and have a latina girlfriend and go on road trips and tip waiters
>>215827308bioleninists will bioleninist ladit's best to just laugh at them for being the freak minority that they are
>>215827314Nobody's accidentally served up the nation of Turkey for Christmas dinner have they?
>>215827314same as how hungary don't want to be confused with hungry
>>215827334trader joes is just aldi
actually it's kyiv
Leftypol going on about decolonizing place names like Ayer’s Rock and then getting mad when you call it Constantinople instead of Istanbul.
KEEV
>>215827348yeah but it's different innit
>>215827352for me, its byzantium
rape squad killas
>Who ate my meat?! I know what my meat smell like? You know what?! Don't even worry about it? I'm gonna start smelling everybody's breath
rorke eating his cheerios to this https://youtu.be/yymF30irk4k
>>215827334trader joe's isn't what it used to be but the "ode to the classic potato chip" crisps are really good and so are the well done extra browned "dark russet" crisps but idk if they have those anymore
>>215827334found the tipping a massive pain in the arse when i was there last. you just poured me a beer, why am i being shamed into handing over extra notes for it?
I am a deeply strange and neurotic person
>>215827396pscrtim
>>215827393ive never been but that would really fucking piss me off.
>>215827348it's notwe have aldi here toothey feel quite different
>>215827405especially when you go to the bar 5 or 6 times. not tipping for every beer, that's mental.
>>215827393To be fair everything was dirty cheap when I was there and that more than made up for it. That was in the 90s though.
>>215827393you should only tip $1 per beer
>>215827432>dirty cheapCheers for that autocorrect
>>215827396Give us some insights into your mind
This is obviously race related...
>>215827460what would you like to know
>>215827465interesting choice of photo for an article about a London school
sick to the back teeth of leftypol and his mates running amok
My armpit picture? Deleted swiftly to uphold the dignity of this board. The nonce botnet advertisement? Still up, who cares? The nonce porn, removed after 20 minutes or so, no big deal. Now is janberg's big test, will he return to action and show ziedy whos the boss ?
think I will go to the other target on sunday actually because there is a trader joe's nearby and I will check to see if they have the brown crisps and also there is a daiso there which I was already thinking about going to so I will pop in there as wellthanks for reminding me /brit/
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>>215827465How is the kid on the right not winning by miles?
>>215827522leftypol tripped him up at the start
going to the big game and eating a corn dog and wearing a baseball capi was meant for itbut i was born in england
I also might go to the aldi across from the laundromat and see if they have any good candles in although I am beginning to accumulate more candles than I should have here possiblyI just ordered the moonlit goddess three wick from bath and body works because it was free
Watch out! Sumo wrestlers are invading London!
Japanese people by like>NO!!!! DISHONRABU!!!! YOU EATTA DA RAW FISHI ON DA SPOILED RICK WLONG!!!!
>>215827537can you get frozen corndogs anywhere in the uk?
They are unstoppable.
>>215827548if one of them forces himself into my home and tried to fuck my girlfriend I simply can not stop him
>>215827561probablyi'll have to check next time i'm out
>>215827548>>215827563What are they doing?
>>215827548>>215827563rorke? rorke? are you still there rorke?
>>215827489Imagine we're on my favourite website Reddit and I just click on the thing which sorts it from the past week to all time and then I sorted it for the posts with the most updoots. Do that but for your sick and twisted disturbed mind
>>215827594Is you*
>>215827115I love how India is (deservedly) the butt of all the world's jokes rn
>>215827465and the ethnicity of these poorly behaved parents?
>>215827604oh well you can tell by the chosen stock photo that they must be white
>>215827561noI don't even know what a corndog is
Would you have passed this Indian Army inspection?
got the gay corndog on
>>215827599this task is too difficult and abstracti'm sorry
>>215827521um that band is problematic
>>215827623it's a deep fried soss covered in a shell of like smashed up cornflake dust type stuff
>>215827568Dont worry. They already conqured the London. Now they are satisfied and returning home.>>215827589They tested their ninja-stealth skills in a real-life scenario. They proved that it's effective.
>>215827601fuck that's got me laughing, even to the most bigoted of rorkes surely they must think well those negroes are alright
>>215827548the sumo fears the roadman
>>215827636cute
>>215827653They look like a good bunch of lads
>>215827643just sounds like a battered sosij with a pointless extra step
>>215827658Why yes I do
Mfw I see a classic car in public
>>215827627When you're going through the medical here the nurse has you pull out your cock and roll back your foreskin to check for diseases and such.
>>215827674it's also on a stick
Right then that's that
https://x.com/sumokyokai/status/1977901008803234070According to the Japan Sumo Association, they are simply enjoying travelling around London.
>>215827690So it is. So it is.
>>215827711yup
>>215827671I think they are. Sumo wrestlers are generally good lads.
>>215827690truewell saidwhat is?
>>215827643lolit's cornbread battermade of cornmeal
>>215827681I literally did this face once when a Toyota Supra Mk4 went past on the motorway
>>215827693This is straight out of our sumo training camp. Your lads are in trouble
>>215827687two pointless extra steps then
me?turbo-autist gimmick poster rattling you all one minutea nice chap dealing good-hearted witty banter with plenty of (You)s the next
spag bol for tea #hitler #rape
ripped my pinky toenail off
right well that's me off to greggs
concocting a poo
*puts 50p down on the pool table*
>>215827653Propah yamato blokes born at the foot of mount fuji in a wabi-sabi hut to a veritable nadeshiko mother whose breasts produce green tea instead of milk to the scent of chrysanthemum fragrance in the air and they're so stalwart and a paragon of makato that they'd give seven lifes for their emperor, simple as really.
sipping a nigroni
>>215827777sacream
>>215827761not pointless#1 step stick so that it can be easily held and eaten without getting greasy messy fingers#2 step cornbread batter so that it tastes goodit is a nice american version of a sort of street foodyou eat it while out and about walking around at a fair or the seaside or the mall:)
Rustler burgers: acquired Pickle onion monster munch: multi packIrn bru: settling nicely in the fridge BF6: loaded upThis is going to be a good day lads
>>215827777sc
>>215827777
:-D
>:)
americans be eating corn
stephen hawking? on epstein island?
at toil, sucking a veve, many such cases
>>215827754The guy in the white shirt probably used "The Force".
>>215827846they had to make the rape dens handicap accessible didn't they
tall bed bldg
>>215827815don't worry lad I'm only teasing although I do recommend trying the humble battered 'sage if you ever get the chance
ough too much spagheti
>>215827866I would like tothey look very nice to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF7QiBHNwokPIE for 'wool' was 'voolnakh'.Persian kept the 'nakh'. English kept the 'wool'.
got odd compulsive habits that urgently need cutting out
>>215827861the 'vefe machine broke at my toil so I've had to start bringing in instant stuff but if I leave the tin out everyone steals from it so I have to hide it in my lockernot having a good time tbqh
I enjoy talking to you all /brit/
>>215827902>instantBig f, only the highest quality mcds coffee for me
>>215827902Boss should let you get a communal tin of coffee out of petty cash or something
been spitballing a new gimmickI call it 'incredibly aggressive conduct towards women'
>>215827931:)
>>215827866had this when i was in burgerland last year
>>215827881that man existed before the iron age so wouldnt have an iron spear tip or shield boss. likely the wrong shield shape too
>>215827941me when mumberg steps out of line
>>215827932I have no choicemy manager has a cafetiere in his office but he doesn't let anyone else use it
not a fan of women as a concept
>>215827636if she was white i would hate this but because she's asian it's cute
>>215827958did you get the lemonade? was it good?
>>215827971the opposite for mei like the idea but not the reality
since the purest form of love is between mother and son why don't they depict god as a woman, it would make more sense
not a fan of these regenerator enemies
>>215827971my pooey hairy arse is right here hun x
>>215827989ye
>>215827960Tell that to Nano Banana.---2 months into autumn, and no rain still :(Seems like we're in drought season boyos.I'm not worried though. It'll probably snow 2-3 times in winter and rain during the spring. It never rains here during autumn.
darkies, not a huge fan of them
>>215828025foreigner impossible challenge: not be a fucking weirdo
every time i see brits posting fish and chips i feel sorry they have no chicken saltalso that curry shit they usefoul
>>215828030never troubled me personally
>>215828059one in the mirror is there?
>>215828042Aside from being a foreigner and also an Iranian what's strange about him? Feels like you were a bit harsh there he was just speaking about the weather there
>>215828049curry sauce is great though
so this lass is crouched in front of the wall rightand I take a running kick into her head, smashing it right into the concrete and leaving her out cold
>>215828042Is English your native tongue? Because it certainly is not mine, and even I know the word 'foreigner' is wrong here.
>>215828049they sell chicken salt chips in a pub i frequent
by the time they found him he'd been arse raped 18 times
so why the FUCK would he give me a 4 inch nob then??????????
>>215828049>>215828086both are shit, salt and vinegar for me
>>215828100if it makes you feel any better I have a six inch willer and I'm still a kv
>>215828080I don't take issue with him calling me a 'weirdo', because I aim to be a weirdo. But calling me a 'foreigner' is a semantic abortion.
nobody showing up to rorkes funeral
it's fucking mental how 40 years of jewish programming still hasn't enabled my mother to develop ant sense of style
listening to Broadcast and feeling slightly melancholic
if you were israeli and just got your gf back from hamas knowing full well she was being ran through by packs of palis every day for the last 2 years would you still date her?
>>215828120leftypol watching from a distance, shedding a single tear
Czech Republic changed their name to Czechia a few years ago but nobody gave a shitWhy it's not calling it Türkiye such a big deal and apparently so disrespectful?
>>215828122>40yo mum
>>215828127Not a single one of those hostages were Ashkenazi.This really annoys me.
>>215828122hasn't given her any sense of danger either *cracks her in the head with an aluminium bat*
ghosting my cousinberg because I'm too shy to reply to her messages, she'll probably complain to mum again
>>215827940>petty cashLOLit's not the 90's anymore
haha I'm nearly 40, it's so fucking over
>>215828122she fit?
>>215828165
>>215828141They are Czechia lad, that's like saying Spain changed their name from the Kingdom of Spain to Spain
>>215828155she fit?
>>215828122>hasn't enabled my mother to develop ant sense of stylewell that's no bad thing, she's look ridiculous dressed like this
mad how a lot of the most freak posters here are 30+
>>215826827I am the light
>>215828191caving a woman's skull in at this post
>>215828155Why'd she complain about that
>>215828193whys that mad?
>>2158281915.3/10
>>215828160Do offices not have petty cash any more? Wtf
they urgently need to invent some form of time traveli have places in the past i need to be right now
>>215828191>she's
>>215828141they adopted czechia as an official short name because they didn't have one before thenturkiye is turkey in turkish, its basically them saying we have to change our name for them in our own language
>>215828155is she cute?
how do niggas still have normalcy bias
>whys that mad?
>>215828193I'm 30+ but I'm actually quite normal (mostly)
>>215828237my lifes in a decent state actually.
>>215828233what
grangle grangle
>>215828155Fun fact: fucking your cousin is not incest, if a religious authority gives you the go-ahead.And since I am the Pope, I give you permission to fuck her.
>>215828225me toolike the queen's quarters in 2022just to make her croak it a few months early
any 1990 man in?
damn my post timing makes it look like i'm 190
>>215828223Don't think soIf anything needs buying people just us their own cards, keep receipts and get reimbursed or have a corporate credit card
>>215828261I'm 187cm.
>>215828250wow THE grangler is here
>>215828258i support this lol
>>215828252least deranged and incestuous muslim
>>215828261*raises paw*the last generation to have a childhood without phones and the internet
>>215827902...OS?
>any 1990 man in?
>>215828279I'm one mile tall so get fucked and logged you dirty foreigner freak
>>215828286would take any one of those chairs and swing it right over her head
>>215828252I wonder what it's like to have hot cousins
>>215828285yep
>>215828301kind of freaky how his head looks like a skull
just grangled my own arse
>>215828293had Internet since 97 tbf
might become a PE teacher
>>215828309i would too but only after taking bozza out first
>>215828248no it ain't dawg you're 30+ still posting here and typing like a gay zoomer to boot
U/SPEZ IST EIN HURENSOHN!
I love these little fellas
>>215828313the based grangler never replies to anyone i call shenanigans
>>215828323proper nonce job that
>>215828318erm mate... do you know why that is...
>>215828299ordnance survey?
Her poo sustains me.
>1990In 10 years you’ll have been born closer to WW2 than to the current date
>>215828306Again with that word.You morons need to learn your own tongue.A 'foreigner' is someone who is PHYSICALLY located in a geographical context that is not his.I'm in the city I was born in, so I'm not a foreigner.
>>215828351you've forgotten how i love to use new names and take opportunities to do so
thank fuck all my relatives are ugly i dunno how i'd manage otherwise
>the based grangler>singular
>>215828322yeah but the internet in '97 is almost an entirely separate entity compared to the internet of '25
>>215828365rather arbitrary
>>215828356not sure
filled with love and joy for everything and everyone
>>215828360imagine sticking it back into her mouth and then tying a belt around her to make sure she suffocates on it
>>215828354i genuinely don't know how you could be a PE teacher without becoming a nonce
based where exactly?
rubbing my toes 2gether
>>215828369you're taking his in that definition the wrong way, the his doesn't refer to who you think it does
>>215828405you're saying that the kids are so sexy you won't have a choice but to want to fuck them?
>>215828391there's... a skull in all our heads
>>215828365I don't care about your shitty Gregorian calendar.I was born Esfand 21st, 1371 Solar Hijri.I don't know what my date of birth in Gregorian calendar is, and I make it my BUSINESS not to know.
>>215828371imposter
>>215828413my toes are double jointed
>>215828395i too am doing loads of ketamine
>>215828310I used to have a hot cousin and she was actually partly responsible for my sexual awakening but then she started to gain lots of weight and now she's a full on braphog
>>215828336im a comfy wfh and toil is slow so thats a good a reason as any to post here.presuming you're not just baiting:1. you're literally and unironically wasting the best years of your life here. 2. you take this place way too seriously. 4chan isnt that deep mate. i also haven't talked like a gay zoomer once actually
>>215828421
what is this foreign wog paki iranese fella going on about
you vvil not remember the 5th of november
>>215828415your words, not mine
>>215828430Bet she's had sex though, unlike you
>>215828429I do Buorpronorphine, Ritalin and Vyvanse.That is, besides my bipolarity med.Get on my level.
>>215828452just a bit of deductive reasoningwhat were you thinking?
>>215828454she's married with kids so yeah that goes without saying
>>215828454Having sex as a woman isn't anything to brag about. Being a virgin would be.
>>215828431shrieking my head off that you've done an entire formatted paragraph and everything to try and prove you're not mad be careful you don't break a hip moving this fast unc
my geography teacher was iranian
>>215828472you may be replying to a roastie RIGHT NOWdon't worry, I have just the trick *unsheathes rusty machete*
>>215828425you shut your fucking mouth
>>215828474your concession? accepted x
Emma Watson’s visited the Leaning Tower of Pizza lads.
>>215828486>>215828486>>215828486
>30+
>>215828472I had sex several times, but I don't remember the occasions at all.I know this, because I once woke up in a greyhound bus, next to a girl, and I had a condom stuck to my shoes.I was high on sleeping pills.
>>215828448catholic klaus schwab
>>215828495me swiping her to the ground, hearing the CRACK of her head before I give her the final stomp
