lightning
>>215829756you know you're allowed to just stop replying and move on after you've been unequivocally done, don't you lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLsBJPlGIDU
>>215829755have clad my erect cock in copper tubing lying on my roof waiting for exactly this to strike me out
on the bog rn and will give and update as to what my shit is like
*shakes the runt cage*so tell me about your sex life lads
what's the one that beats have sex? is it dilate?
Imagine thinking I shagged your mum jokes is dead banter. I think you’re the one that’s dead, lad.
>>215829783hes not going to shag you lol
Well Rorke?
>>215829788ok I will listen to it
>>215829803oh my days give up YAWN
Ive 12 beers. Good night internet
>>215829803your dad shagged me last night how's that for a spin on it
>>215829810but you will
>>215829798asked a girl out and she said no even though mummy said I was the most specialest boy in the whole world and any girl would be lucky to have me :(
>>215829816…Rasheda, easy on the kormas
>>215829803that was my post and yeh it was a bit shit but only because the post i was responding to was also dogshit banter. just matching his low effort energy with something equally low effort.
>>215829816I like her hair
i make rorke look like leftypol
>>215829794any updates?
indian pussy changed rorke
Can't think of anything to post
>>215829816her blush and lip combo is nice too
>>215829851please just fucking have sex mate it's not that hard
Unironically know a Rorke Englishmen with an Indian gf
>>215829864me neither
You wouldn’t accidentally a poo
I’m a strong right wing Englishman and have shagged a fair few peng brown girls, they’re good for a night
>>215829860it wasn't really that interesting or satisfying so I decidd i wasn't going to bother with and update but since you asked it was fairly solid but it came out in like seven different chunks of various sizes, if they were all rather solid and the same size that'd have been noteworthy and if it was was ultra solid single log which only required a few wipes that would have been ideal
>>215829876definitely not hard to shag when your mum is around
having drinks with a few friends
the hostility of this thread will come to an end NOW
mi tink deafore mi am
rorke mishima...is dead
>>2158296641) Maybe I was 10-11 then. I know I wasn't younger because I moved to that school when I was about 10 years old. Obviously wasn't older because I was definitely in primary school.2) I've known adult women who were FAR more callous than that. Women who aborted a catholic guy's baby out of spite. Women who tried to fuck their boyfriend's best friend.>>215829756People don't resort to vicious outbursts like yours unless they're angry. And obviously you're not frightening anyone. You're just making a twat of yourself.
When I say I don’t like foreigners I mean the men, children and ugly women. Peng tings are fine
>>215829901thats good mate, a solid poo is a win. havent had a solid one in years, all comes out soupy and rancid due to the alcohol and diet
>he hasn’t had sexOH MYDAYSSSSSSSS
My son is 8 now. This has been going on for 3 years.There are a significant number of special needs students in my son's class. This ranges from those who have not learned to properly speak, to those who cannot use the bathroom independently, to those who are violent and aggressive to the extent where they cannot be trusted to hold a sharp pencil. Other students and classroom assistants have been stabbed in the past with any pointy objects they can get their hands on.We have met with his teacher and the classroom assistant. We have met with the Headmaster.It all boils down to: the school is overwhelmed by the sheer number of special needs students.
anyone else like boom boom boom boom ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_RUY657KYQ
>>215829917*punches your paper mache incel cranium into a fine red mist*
>>215829864It's not you're fault. Life isn't that... Whatever the word is... Lately
>>215829924you’re a good lad and speak well, we have a handful of incels on here who lash out over anyone posting normal real life experiences. Don’t take any notice of them, they hold no power here
>>215829924more projection from a scared runt. a few mean words aren't a vicious outburst you histrionic gimp. stop crying and grow up
>>215829931my niece is dyslexic which counts as special needs
what you lads dressing as for halloween?
The cans are calling.
>>215829961jimmy saville
>>215829961
>>215829956still seething 10 minutes later aren’t you omdz. Did this lad live your fantasy of talking to a 12 year old girl on the phone or summat
>>215829961A drunk butterfly
>>215829973its a fckin tuesday night mate dont do this to me ill start drooling like homer
>>215829961not sure yet. need some inspiration
>aborted a catholic guy's baby out of spitehahaha lol what
Think we should have a norm of it being frowned upon to continue arguments from the old
"battery low" says the woman in my bluetooth earphonesmaybe she should worry less about my earphone battery and more about the genocide in gaza
>>215829982schreaming
>>215829928get that sorted man at least treat yourself to a solid poo
>>215829982no, im just replying to his post...I know you dont talk to other humans that much but normal conversation includes a back and forth of communication.
>>215830022you’re not being a normal human being holding a conversation you’re making a mug of yourself
here lies rorkelived in yorkhe liked björkonce when he was to dinewanted to open some winepried the corkwith a forktoo much torquefork flew into his eyethat's how he did diewhat a dorkthat was rorke
>>215830012i like this post. gonna steal it and post it in a few months
>>215830012can't believe you're posting here when there's a genocide in gaza
>>215830022very telling that you consider a bit of online shitflinging to be on the same level as actual conversation do try to leave your incel dungeon at least once a week
>>215830032stop taking this place so seriously you sad act
>>215830044stop taking this place so seriously you sad act.
Gaza's sorted now, move on leftypops
It is mad tho innitI'm pretty working class, Dad got a good factory job and retired at 58 on a liveable pension, Mum was a teaching assistant. And they always read to us, took us on hikes or to the seaside a lot of weekends, indulged our generally constructive hobbies.And now that seems entirely the purview of the middle class.Now people are so checked out they can't even be arsed teaching their kids how to use the toilet whilst they watch Italian Brainrot and spend £2000 on Robux
>>215830061https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD_rb6ATsJE&list=RDGD_rb6ATsJE&start_radio=1
>>215830047says the virgin carrying on arguments from a previous thread cos someone got to talk to a little girl and it wasn’t him, sort your life out you fucking freak
everyone decent posts in this edition but I've got to shower now so just type in your next post into the box but don't send it yet because I won't be here to read it hot off the press, I thank you all for your patience and understanding in advance
>>215830047>>215830062im gonna go get da papers get da papers
When are we gonna say Newcastle lowkey upgraded
>>215830065can you post children of men 1
im smelly
nathan rattled today it seems
>>215830111
>>215830113hello smellyscratch your bellywatch the tellyscran some jelly
>>215829931>the school is overwhelmed by the sheer number of special needs students/brit/ feels like that sometimes doesn't it
Don't really get what's meant to be so bad about Russia
i..is it safe to come out now?
Planning a wank over a chingchongchinawoman.
Shut the fuck up
Going to play a bit of new world tonight
>>215830147big and cold
>>215830061
>>215830150we always knew you were a poofta anyway haha
Sonberg turned 16 and got a gf. He's done me
sweet potato fries. Something you don't see anymore
>>215830150yes gay lads have been tolerated in this country for a while now
retired at 58 on a liveable pension? working class?
Gfberg hates it when I use the word "retarded". Turns out it's because she was bullied in school by mean Irish people using that word.:(At least I still get to use it with my retards on /brit/
scottish power update: instead of the 6 grand debt and £780 monthly direct debit they told me i'd have to pay, turns out they owe me £600. thieving cunts. shall be switching supplier pronto.
>>215830206how did they come to the conclusion that you owed them 6k?
hanging from a meat hookgood for your back you see
big argument here isn’t there, seems some dominance was established wew
>>215830226Scots are unable to do maths beyond basic addition of 1 digit numbers.
sweer potato french fried
>>215830232yh glad they're gone
>>2158302263 mad meter readings that didn't come from me. i looked at my usage graph and there were 3 random monthly spikes of over £1500 in leccy out of nowhere that then went back to normal. no one thought that looked odd, they ignored it, waited 6 months and then decided to shaft me with an insane bill increase.
If a lad was really hot, would you suck his dick?Bit of a dilemma I'm going through.
>>215830274would
>>215830181I do see them tho
Not this ladBut most people are so thick they think that the monthly direct debit is their actual energy bill and not a method for the energy provider to smooth out the credit they are extending you
girl on tinder asked if she can pet my moustache today, called her a trollop and unmatched
Ask a zoomer to unzip a file and they literally can't do it
>>215830319Hasan moment
>>215830285no because i'm not gay you see
Tired of it all
>>215830339i unzip your mum's dresses just fine mate
>>215830319*deepbreath*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Tuesday`sPocket MonsterOf The dayIs ..Treecko !!
Any left-handed man in?
>>215830339Just rightclick it innit?
Hello yes, police?Yes, I’d like to report a mindrape
>>215830382*raises right paw*
trainee at work who i have spent a year going out of my way to help has just shafted me on something ungrateful little shit i will bury him somehow
>>215830150yes, though unlike in fascist trump's american mind you
>>215830181Sucks man. We usually eat whatever, whenever we want
>>215830398mate that's a slur you've got to call them transexual people now
About averageebonylover:[FOR REMOVAL PM ME ON REDDIT. EVERYTHING I POST IS FICTION.] I hate AI content. I hate AI in general, actually. Go read "A People's History of Civilization" by John Zerzan, and "Stone Age Economics" by Marshall Sahlins. I am user/African_Booty_Lover on Reddit.
>>215830428
>>215830428Aye ok, not bad
>>215830403Love how Americans only have two pedals and still get them confused
>>215830473Ahh, Isla de Rorke
>>215830473
>>215830453The one thing you faggots can do. I can drive a standard. Now try it on a road not in a bullshit meme country
>>215830473>>215830319obviously AI
rorke is growing stronger with each can of carling and stick of peperami he consumes
>>215830473the fabled Pen Island
>>215830177steal the runt's girl just to dominate him for making you feel that way, make sure the missus finds out too so your son getting a girlfriend breaks up the entire family and perhaps he shouldn't have been such a shagger
>>215830473the penisula
unfunny rorke posts is it mate? In the mid morning on /brit/? Who would’ve thought! I’m taken by surprise
>>215830518im not a nonce
Rorke powerbombing Leftypol through a table
>>215830542Top tier post this
>>215830522lol good one
rorkes gf
fucking fuming
>>215830542rorke calm down we're not making fun of you>>215830556got to break a few eggs to make an omelette
oh scranny boythe pints, the pints are calling
>>215830513>>215830522
>>215830577aye
at toil
rorke posting on 4chan.org
Sometimes forget that pirates were real, it's all a bit mental
Hubble bubble toil and trouble
~_~
beer is disgusting
>*produces city size megaphone from behind my back*>*gets it into position*>*DEEP BREATH*GET SOME NEW JOKES YOU BORING BASTARD!!
>>215830651Because you're a child
>>215830651i like itespecially asahi super dry
>>215830640i got a jolly roger for ya right here pal
>>215830510that's not how you fight a big guy. you need to dodge his slow attacks and then counter by hitting his weak spot.
>>215830651Sorry, I’ll order you a Smirnoff Ice next time I’m up, babe x
How to make Prosciutto Crudo (Dry Cured Ham or Parma Ham) - Step by Step Curing Method
>>215829931Why are there so many spesh kids now? We had one in a class of about 25
mm yeah bread water
>>215830670not parma ham if you make it in your smelly oz basement is it
this is probably going to be at least half of /brit/ regulars in 30-40 yearshttps://youtu.be/dKmuCBFPY3g
listening to new wave of british heavy metal (nwobhm)
looking at some images
mumberg walking into my incel bedroom for the first time in years and seeing 15-20 ham legs hanging from the roof curing
>>215830734'
>>215829755Kino
>>215830640humanity won't get anything as fun as this or as frontiersmen in north american until we can terraform planets and inhabit them, we'd get space pirates or something and no the current African ones don't count because I mean pirates from the first world like our proper pirates were, hopefully we're graced with a fun sub-culture in our tike that's just as fun and memorable as british pirate culture was
>>215830750you people have no real problems
ham hock's in the 'ven
>>215830761i had a hard life
Any NEETs ever considered the hermit life out in the wilderness?
>>215830786based
>>215830761bit insensitive to diminish his problem like that, mummy saw the hanging ham legs, how would it make you feel if that happened to you?
remember when 'mum found the 'x' drawer' was 4chan humour, now you lot say timmy and troon and pissed yourselves laughing like 12 year olds being edgy on COD in 2009
>>215830777You're an asshole
>>215830728very interesting this, thanks for posting
>>215830789bored off you old bastard
'um found the um drawer
mum found the poo jug
>>215830728i have it on good authority that there will be mass upheaval and chaos in two weeks
>>215830790can i interest you in some ham
Hungriness feels goodLove feeling hungryIt's like my belly is horny
THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT
>>215830835rip
>>215830728this man said he didn’t get a good job because he was too busy chasing girls! He’s nothing like an incel, incel is far lonelier than this man
>>215830807who was it
>>215830823Yes. Please
remember when 4chan used to feel more like a community with shared interests and less like a poor imitation of twitter culture war bollocks
Don't remember anything me
why does no one care about this guy changing his name but every cared when it came out about Tommy Robinson not using his real name
>>215830872whats your earliest memory
>>215830872earlier mumberg asked me where the dog pissed just five seconds after i took it out to piss and i had literally already forgotten
>>215830882Not sure
might say the word you know the one
>>215830640Pirates are still real.There has literally never not been pirates.You goober.
>>215830877Erm becauuuseee... erm... shut up rorke you fucking racist prick!
>>215830872I have the same problem. Might be a man thing.
>>215830877Directly ask the people who are being hypocritical over it rather than us, boring cunt.
i only remember the many many times i've been sent flying on /brit/it vexes me
remember when 8kun was made and all the pedos went there and 4chan felt nice again but then you all came back
>>215830877It's entirely who/whom
>>215830855all you do is complain
>>215830896why the fuck did she want to know that
I’m quite proud of myself desu, I chased women through all of my teens and twenties and was at risk of being one of those men who end up lonely having never settled down. Sorted it out at 31 and found the women for me, it was a close one though, couple more years and I would’ve been shafted.
>>215830933remember when Australias economy was booming and houses were dirt cheap
Think I just accidentally touched a dogberg's cock
>>215830961no
said bum in front of my grandmother and she walloped me with her purse
>>215830943she pours water on the piss idk why I've never bothered to ask, she only does it on his first piss in the morning too and never bothers other times unless he's bad and pees on the house
>>215830877Okay. Don’t know if you’re being serious but whatever. His parents changed his name when he was a kid because they were afraid of antisemitism now that he’s grown up he’s decided to change his name back to his real name his original name. Tommy Robinson is a violent criminal who operated under a different name for entirely different purposes.
Any zoomers in? How many planets in the solar system were you taught about? I'm wondering what year they officially started telling everyone there were just 8 planets instead of 9.
>>21583027434 minutes ago.
>>215830983>he’s decided to change his name back to his real name his original nameNot true though is it leftypops
>>215830993you unlocked a memoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VQuuWb874s
>>215830982well /brit/?
>>215830969Serves you right heathen
>>215830993dont know all the planets never learnt
>>215830983>His parents changed his name when he was a kid because they were afraid of antisemitism Incorrect.>now that he’s grown up he’s decided to change his name back to his real name his original name.Incorrect.
bukayo saka
>>215830969that's what babies say what does she think the proper language is
My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming Planets :)
Toilberg suggesting his hapa nephew gets into programming, give the lad a chance ffs
>>215831017do you know uranus? it's a gas giant and the source of a lot of humour
>>215831001Zack Polanski is his real nameDavid Paulden (something like that) was what it was changed too
yes im sure the party lead by a jewish homosexual and an islamist will be very successful
>>215831042Misinformation
>>215831022had adopted the surname of Paulden in hopes of evading antisemitism.[2][3] At age 18 he changed his name, restoring his familial name of Polanski, later saying it was important for him to find pride, not shame, in his identity
nothing more pathetic than those wannabe stoics who post quotes with photos of marble statues
pacing back and forth in my incelflat
>>215831042>Zack Polanski is his real nameIncorrect.>David Paulden (something like that) was what it was changed tooIncorrect.He was born David Paulden.
>>215830877Zack changed his name back to his original which is family originally changed to avoid anti SemitismTommy Robinson is a violent racist who uses a fake name to avoid culpability
Israel have already broke the ceasefire
His name was David PauldenHis name was David Paulden
Zack Polanski, real name David Stephen Paulden.
>>215831005leftypol kiwi guy who I've come to recognize please say nexttime if it's going to be something boring and disappointing like politics and i sure hope you're not the same one who complained earlier about this site being like twitter culture wars yet engage in it on other boards, would be a bit damning I'd say
>>215831065Have you tried banging your head against the wall
>>215831062Not used to the cold are we?>>215831038We call that adaptation. It was either that or doctor.
>>215831080hope israel is destroyed within my lifetime
>>215831068They said he made an image so why is he not also being charged with rape and all of that
>>215831030tell us the method then
What's the incelliest hobby? Speedrunning I reckon
Gary Eats andRate My Takeaway Danny`snew YouTube ChannelstillHas no Videos !!
>>215831108
>>215831112whatever your favourite hobby is
just had the midyear business ipdate from toilbergload of bollocks as perapparently we have a culture problem and making us come into the office will solve it
>>215831030Cool but doesn't work anymore unless you're fine with abruptly cut-
>>215831108was it her birthday
>>215831111
>>215831105More chance of aliens coming down to earth my son
>>215831114Literally says 'Starting in November' on the description you dunce
>>215831112Climbing/boulderingYES some shaggers do itBut you have shagger climbers, and then you have incel climbersCompletely different species
>>215831093>and i sure hope you're not the same one who complained earlier about this site being like twitter culture wars yet engage in it on other boards
>>215831112What do girls hate?
>>215831112warhammer figurine painting
>>215831093do tell
>>215831143my very erect manhood just spunked up nut pearls
>>215831061Rorke doesn't like facts mate
>>215831112Browsing 4chan.
>>215831125>ipdate
>>215831112Hobbies are incel. Sex-havers have no hobbies, they go to the club/bar, watch whatever show comes up on their subscribeslop services, waste time watching the toktoks and the instagrams and have sex.Doing anything that isn't related to the opposite sex is incel behavior
This One Simple Trick Is Guaranteed To Get (You)s
>>215831174>>215830855that's it
>>215831061Why did you circumcise the wikipedia article?
>>215831189bit grumpy aren’t we
>>215831169Girls like painting
>>215831112I’d say pretending to be multiple characters on /brit/, all day, every day, for years
Rorke Rorkinski
Remember when leftypol thought calling George Osborne by his middle name was the funniest thing EVER
>>215831195TOSTIGTGY?
getting tired of this he said she said noncery
any good movies to watch something a little bit exciting
>>215831235remember drumpf?
just got this email from rosie jones:ARFOROROIREOVNCDSLKCSIACLFDIDLCISNDKXJDCARFOROROIREOVNCDSLKCSIACLFDIDLCISNDKXJDCARFOROROIREOVNCDSLKCSIACLFDIDLCISNDKXJDCARFOROROIREOVNCDSLKCSIACLFDIDLCISNDKXJDCARFOROROIREOVNCDSLKCSIACLFDIDLCISNDKXJDCARFOROROIREOVNCDSLKCSIACLFDIDLCISNDKXJDCARFOROROIREOVNCDSLKCSIACLFDIDLCISNDKXJDCARFOROROIREOVNCDSLKCSIACLFDIDLCISNDKXJDCARFOROROIREOVNCDSLKCSIACLFDIDLCISNDKXJDCARFOROROIREOVNCDSLKCSIACLFDIDLCISNDKXJDCARFOROROIREOVNCDSLKCSIACLFDIDLCISNDKXJDCARFOROROIREOVNCDSLKCSIACLFDIDLCISNDKXJDCARFOROROIREOVNCDSLKCSIACLFDIDLCISNDKXJDCARFOROROIREOVNCDSLKCSIACLFDIDLCISNDKXJDCThis email was dictated to Copilot by Rosie Jones.
>>215831114buy an ad
>>215831252the long goodbye
McDonald's are bringing back the McRorke
>>215831252doctor said no more exciting films for a while, grandad
>>215831252relay
>>215831235Leftypol loves funny namesCalled Johnson "Alexander de pfeffel"Calls Keir Keith
>>215831074
rosie jones is fab
>>215831125you also have a spelling problem!
>>215831252Watch Hell Drivershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8
Pooresidump Toilet Bog Fart, the Farty-Squits Pooresidump of the Poonited Sharts of Arsemericack
>>215831299religion of crease!
might treat myself to a philly stack meal (no cheese sauce)
>greensno chance, a wasted vote if you want to stop reform
>>215830922Supermandem
>>215831311saw that italian bird shaking his hand and trying not to breathe in the poo fumes from his nappy earlier
stalking, that's a good hobby, been at it 18 months
>>215831322hello fellow oldfag
>>215831293looks good i shall watch
>>215831311I SHART ALLIGENCE TO THE POONITED STATES
>>215831294>Calls Keir KeithMissed opportunity when the lad's middle name is literally Rodney
>>215831362whos your target lad
>>215830845same concept we're just chasing (You)s instead
>>215831362the bad urges make me want to take this up sometimes, not even sexually just a random person and see what occurs but I manage to not be a creep and return to normality
breaking: anonymous source can confirm that the new is delay with about 5 posts
breaking: hash browns, beans, vegan sausage, my belly
>>215828486>>215828486
someone should make a stalking edition
posting in the secret new
>>215831579
>>215831591
>>215831390James, rides the bakerloo line, posts on /brit/, proper rorke creps
