Da Based Alpha editionPrevious: >>215837260
>>215843984Me on the right
i live rent free in chuds heads
>>215843796>zazueta has negative canthal tiltBRUTALAm I the only /cum/ poster with positive canthal tilt lmao
leafchuds get real upset when you mention you traveled to canada to fuck one of their twinks
>mfw I just caused another 2 hour redditjeet meltyMy bad
american women love bouncing on my huge fock
is zuttposting over already?
>>215844148>Am I the only /cum/ poster with positive canthal tilt lmaoMost people have neutral canthal tilt, like me. Negative is just bad genes or very shit lifestyle making your face droopy, which applies to the Jason types
no one cares about your discord characters
>>215844148Ya, because you are Chinese.
>>215844230>Negative is just bad genessounds like a /cum/ poster all right
>>215844223They're still spamming the 'log with it, but the jeets are getting distracted by being able to post with different flags
taking me a whiskey trip, loving her with every sip
typical jeets making up lies about Mohammed again
This is why I lift
Racing Mount Pleasant > Black Country New Road >>>>>>> GeeseThere, I said it, you can cancel me all you want, IDC. Go ahead cancel me.
>>215844336grim
>>215844336I've had a wet dream before where I was insanely ripped and fucking this chubby (but lots of fat in the right places) girlSounds hot as fuck hbt
>>215844336You have to fuck fat bitches like this before age 25 because after that the lose the slampig shape and just become blobs
for lovable losers and no account boozers
Rather humorous this image
>>215844378As soon as you take their clothes off they become a blob, doesn't matter the age, trust me daddy.
>>215844336built like grimace :skull:
very nearly out of time to get a job
>>215844409definitely. the type of humor that can transcend borders
>>215844427(you) can do it. I believe in (you)
>>215844427
>>215844336I would bee lying If I said I wouldn't
>>215844427Nevermind anon, I missed the quint get >>215844443>>215844444
I distinctly remember that during lockdowns when masks were heavily encouraged, I was treated better during social interactions and received more compliments.I think this is because I have a good eye area, but a poor lower third. My pudgy jawline was being covered by the mask and thus quite literally masked one of my failos.
>>215844338You've been renewed for another season
niggas always got some shit to say
niggas talking shit ye how do you respond
THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF
>>215844485It's because you have a permanent autistic scowl which makes people think you're angry about something so they don't want to bother you.
>>215844529I'm not autistic.
>>215844494
>>215844223It was basically just a handful of jeets with vpns samefagging
>>215844485Grow a beard
I'm ugly it kind of just is what it is like bro fuck it
I have a permanent angry scowl because I'm permanently angry.
>>215844528this guy is a dead ringer for a regular customer I had at starbucksgives me a chuckle
Anger is a natural response to one's own lack of power
>>215844546obviously. just surprised it looks like they gave up so soon. jeets have no stomach or courage to sustain a raid. sad!
>>215844485I invested in masks during the pandemic and I feel guilty. I didn't even wear em.
>>215844485Lol literally me, I sent some video of me in a mask to an Indonesian girl I met on interpals and she reposted it on niggergram with dozens of girls complimenting how handsome I was. Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask o algo
>>215844566t. orange cat
>>215844639>Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask o algodeep
will never come to terms with not being born in the 80s so I could experience late 90s and early 2000s music scenes
>>215844602I assume the fact that it is night in poopistan also affects things
>>215844485you always thought you knew what someone looked like until you saw them without the mask for the first time
>Lol literally me, I sent some video of me in a mask to an Indonesian girl I met on interpals and she reposted it on niggergram with dozens of girls complimenting how handsome I was. Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask o algo
>>215844672Yeah, 90s music was cool. I wish a was a dj during the 90s.
>>215844573What was his personality like
>>215844695The point of the post is that I am NOT handsome unless half my face is covered which is kinda blackpilling. Thought a stonecold trvecel would understand... must be a fakecel
why does nobody care if i live or die? did i do something wrong?
Too many Iraqis here
>>215844731do you look handsome from behind? as in do you have a nice butt?
how do i act non chalant?
>rejected by a company that pays $28/hour>second round interview at a company that pays $85,000/year and has higher requirements
>>215844744I do
>>215844719he was kind of weird but unremarkable, drank a shitload of sugarhe would always stare at the girls that worked there and occasionally flirted with them to their discomfort thoughby the time I quit it was standard affair for girls to get one of us to cash him out when he came through drive-thru
PISSING
https://youtu.be/z30Y572EmCk?si=90Wvcx2YHwuUlpgLThoughts on this scene? I don't watch anime at all, but I found this on youtube and thought it was so funny
do you niggas drink with a straw?
>>215844744Sorry lil bub i got my own shit to worry about and life to live. did you try making any friends?
>>215844795this baby looks chinese
My ZIP code is 04652, but the end of my penis is registered in 90401.
>>215844771Act like everyone around you slightly bothers and annoys you while also seeming like you have somewhere better to be
>>215844812Depends on the drink anon
might shop at yeezy.com
>>215844812Yeah when I used to make frappes
I owned a pair of Yeezys in college and dressed like a douche
nothing worse than pulling a volcano bag on the highest temperature and barely getting vapor
>>215844812no that's zesty
>>215844833and that will get me bitches
>>215844760My ass is very hairy and I would stomp on your fairy trachea given the chance
>>215844899does he still sell the swasikas?
>tfw we are absolute garbageYou know what, just stay out of the city. Call yourselves the Maryland Commanders, you fucking losers.
I don't care about sports
>>215844928yeah, when there's a very cute girl act like you don't care, has worked for me in the past
this webm sums up the relationship between canada and the US. the US (pigeon) works tirelessly to keep north america intact while canada (cat) just lazes around. the US (pigeon) doesn't ask for anything in return but just does as expected of it. another analogy would be the Rangers (US) that protect the hobbits (canadians) in the Shire (canada) without their knowing about it. they give americans bad names like mutt similar to how the hobbits gave Aragorn a bad name (Strider)
hello
>>215844978Better than us gigafrauds.
>>215844928Girls started talking to me in class when I was like that in college
>>215844978The spirits of redskins cursed you for abandoning the name
>>215843984who's the guy on the right supposed to be?
>>215845045hi there
>You graduated from Reddit universityWhy is this an insult? Reddit is arguably the most intellectual social media, being writing based and frequently home to good discussion. And then to attach the word university onto this phrase, a place of knowledge and learning, is simply absurd. I think whoever made this wojak may be slightly lacking in the intelligence department.
>>215844812For soda yes. Don't wanna ruin my teeth.
>Pillsbury crescent rolls + EggnogBreakfast of champions right here.
>>215845072*ignores you*
Banning Columbus Day is Anti-Latinx
>>215845045hello
>>215845081>>215845081>Reddit is arguably the most intellectual social media
I graduated from the university of backshots
>>215845133ugly woman
>>215845148How many did you take?
The KKK took my baby away
my pats :)
>>215845213how much money have you personally invested in them?
making a post before I get banned for off-topic discussions on /tv/.
Any business fellas here want to strike a lucrative deal
>>215845102He's rapidly becoming more popular in the Blackest Latinx countries, like the Dominican Republic, than he is in the US because he was literally hitler o algo
When will Carney fix the country
>>215845267brotha nobody wants your coffee beans
>>215845101
>>215845284SAAR
>>215845252Do they like using global bans there?
>>215845284it is fixed, indians have stopped coming here
>>215845288This is why you ain't making it
Reddit is great when I'm searching something somewhat obscure on google.
Mark Sarney
>>215845322bang out the logistics real quick my brazilian friendhow many kg of beans would you be able to conveniently ship to the ushow much money would that cost just to get them here
A hamburger and broc for lunch. This sucks.
>>215845284*snicker*
>>215844812>>215844920
do not say the n word
i don't like going outside because i'm too ugly and i make the world uglier
Happened to me once
>>215845426Jeet
Spent my whole day off hanging out with my 4 year old child, don't have kids it's not fun
>>21584540950 cent is funny
>>215845409get the strap era 50 was a menace
>>215845437if you put some effort into the way you dress and groom yourself you'd actually be making the world a handsomer place even if you've got an ugly face
>>215845450Wow what a shitty thing for a parent to say. Yet another unloved, fucked up bastard brought into the world thanks to you
Nobody cares about your stupid family nigga
>>215845493I care about my stupid family :( How is yours doing?
>>215845450Normie general
>>215845488boo hoo I don't care he was an accident.
>>215845383None right now but next year I can get I think like maybe 200kg per year but it ramps up, the plants are quite young now and can always get more locally for cheap I only get part of the harvest I could buy the rest for a good price
>>215845522You probably are a dumb npc without inner thoughts
>>215845514He's Mexican they got beheaded by the cartels lol
>>215845544you're probably a fucked up loser who blames his parents for sucking at life
>>215845568Everyone is a product of their environment, look at you shirking your responsibility as if parents don't matter. Jump off a building
>>215845319Now, deport everyone from that region. Then fix housing and make us less dependent on the south. And maybe get canzuk going.
>there are people with kids on /cum/
>>215845588they don't matter. you either have it or you don't, and in your case you clearly don't have it
If it paid better I'd be happy working retail for the rest of my life, I never had a single issue stocking shelves or running a register, the only "bad" interactions are the occasional drug addled nigger walking up and asking "damnmanuknoweredababyformulaat???" and then they get pissed off its behind a lock and they security has to come get jt for them, rest of the day is fine, meanwhile I sit around thinking about ways to kill myself and make it look like an accident at my piece of shot IT job where I have a hundred people a day telling me I should kill myself because they did something retarded like showering with their laptop, or running over their laptop or they snapped their phone in half because their friend told them it was unbendable, all while a manager emails out hourly metrics that tell you to work harder so that some jew can make $1 more an hour off your labor
>>215845615You should just stop raising the kid now then, and let a more capable adult handle it.
>>215845311not usually but it happens.
>>215845597the population is projected to go down in the coming years
>>215845633Why are you giving him attention?You doing exactly what he wants
>>215845633you should stop crying and focus on your own shitty life.
I don't trust anyone who doesn't like hot weather
>>215845634Shitpost away then, some of the mods are quit gigafaggots giving global bans for nearly everything on their boards
>>215844961no and i imagine those will be expensive to purchase forever now via ebay maybe you can make them yourself with those cheap tshirt print makers but quality might be shitty
>>215845639We just need to have sex. Get on it buddy.
>>215845621the constant shoplifting didn’t bother you? half the time I have to stock something I have to knock empty cans and wrappers off the shelf.
>>215845663This but cold weather because I am the only non-brown Leaf here
>>215845656My life is great, I'm not an irresponsible nigger brain who made a regrettable decision I can't take back like you and your parents did
>>215845633Shut the fuck up you oversensitive zoomer faggot. I love my kids but they can be a pain in the ass. Every parent vents like that guy every once in awhile. You're a narcinigger who thinks everyone should drop what they're doing to pay attention to you, specifically, and you're projecting. 100% chance you've used the phrase "mean spirited" this week.
unc crashout
Let's waste yet another day shitposting and rotting. Yay!
>>215845745kys abuser
>>215845732dude i'm just fucking with you i don't have kids and i'm not even the OP
>>215845488I love my daughter, I'm just saying most of you losers couldn't handle taking care of a child. I took the day off from work because she was sick.
>>215845745>you oversensitiveProjection lol
It's been a while since I've told some anon to kys
this guy beats his child
>>215845726I don't live in an area where that's a major problem but even if I did I wouldn't care, it can't be worse then having the 10th person in a row tell you you're a useless piece of shit waste of space and then you just have to be sickeningly nice to then because if you raise your voice even slightly no matter how bad the abuse you get written up
>>215845687>you can make them yourself with those cheap tshirt print makers but quality might be shittyyeah but its not the same, I want that Ye shit
>>215845776Why don't you love me
>>215845770>2025: making an offhand comment on an anonymous porn website about how cleaning up spilled juice at least once a day gets fucking tiresome is now abuse.we cooked fr fr nk cap nigga fr 100 :skull:
>>215845726Shoplifting doesn't bother me as much as drug addicts and Karen's screaming in my face as if random ass retarded store policies were my personal decisions
>>215845745I hope you end up in an old age home with nigs and spics who beat your ass
>>215845835I love you
>>215845854That's just redditjeet, don't take what it says too seriously
unc is crashing outblud had an accidental pregnancy and now trauma dumps on a vietnamese basket weaving forum :crying_emoji:your child-supporting paying ahh needs to sybau
I went to a Dollar Tree once. It was the most depressive store I've ever been in
>>215845825you wouldn’t care until you realized that it’s why we have to work with a skeleton crew all the time even during holiday weeks.
>>215845825I live in Vermont, notorious crime ridden shithole, and shoplifting is a problem here, they all need to be executed instead of excused
>do ya love me
>>215845897Dollar Tree is great for buying birthday cards
>>215845900I've worked black Friday before it's really not bad you scan the shit and put it in the bag it's not hard
>>215845943i’m talking about stocking, not front end.
Big boobs or Big ass? You can only pick one.
>>215846108Ass
I am unironically the based alpha
>>215846108what an original question
>>215846108I like tits more but ass holds up longer so it's a better investment
>>215846108Big feet
>>215846150this, so much this
Totally illogical question: would you rather have a son or a daughter?
>>215846139Just horny talking with my bros, lil dude.
>>215846108ass
>>215846177Son
What did you get from coming here? I thought it might be and good opportunity to learn about foreign lands and languages. But after nearly a year it has just made me dislike Europeans and Canadians, because they are always mean for no reason at all, which, wasn't the result I had hoped for. I don't think I learned anything at all except that Brazil has an astronomy telescope and there are dams in Indonesia.
>>215846177i'd rather have a hermaphrodite so i can suck his dick and then impregnate him
>>215846203and then send him off to box in the olympics
>>215846199I am literally never mean to Americans, don't let redditjeets influence your opinion of Canadians.
>>215846184nobody here is your "bro." we don't know the first thing about you and we don't care to know. get some real friends zoomie
>>215846199I laugh at how dumb everyone is.I purposely say dumb things to make people mad when I'm bored at the job.
>>215846108Like I said once. A big ass can carry weak boobs but big boobs can't carry a weak hank hill ass. Also tit's can grow after preggo
>>215846313you're dumb as shit yourself. posting obvious bait doesn't make you some evil genius you loser
ordered cevapi and a fanta
>>215846298Nice nipples or nice labias?
>>215846313>I was merely pretending to be retarded.jpg
What's your last name
Yep. Just like that.
>>215846425Singh
>>215846425Patel
>>215846425Pajeet
>>215846425Gianakopulidis
>>215846425mantigula
>>215846425Benis
>>215846425Krishnamoorthi
>>215846425Johnson
>>215846425sex sex sex
>>215846425urethra
>>215846425wang
That's gotta be a consecutive (you) record in /cum/
>>215846425Malaponte >>215846588Good job ruining it….
>>215845834jah totally feel
>>215846425haverschmidt jr. III
>>215846425CumSlut Sr.
There's a nigger in the NFL with the same last name as me which is synonymous with murdering niggers in the old days
>>215846425rothirastein
>>215846425why did this low effort fedpost get so many (you)s
>>215846425Goldstein
>>215846631Are you related to the director?
>>215846425Gojira
>>215846655Niggers don't have Jew names
>There's a nigger in the NFL
>>215846272I try to remember that 4chan doesn't represent a normal or healthy cross section of reality, so, thank you for the reminder.
>>215846682fuck you biiiiiitch
My actual surname is of Norman origin…..
>>215846655Oh you mean David Lynch, yeah that's it, ironic considering Fenian scum are not known as slave holders, I wonder how Marshawn got that name
>>215846673David Lynch wasn't Jewish
>>215846425Freud
>>215846425goldberg
>>215846272what about all of the canadians I've met in real life?
>>215846728Fenian subhumans have been racemixing with the slaves forever
>>215846682/int/ is even worse because it's just diaspora cancer and proxyfags seething about stuff half the time too. See redditjeets reply to you for example.
Went to the store to buy beer and I forgot to buy some chips, shit!
>>215846425twinkberg
>>215846764Canadians were mean to you irl? You just let people talk shit like that to your face irl? C'mon man do better!
>>215846425obama
>>215846425Trump
>>215846769I assume that's it, we're the lowest of the low, but not my set, we're lace curtain Irish
>>215846728Perhaps his slave ancestors were from the Lynchburg area and just picked that as a surname
>>215846425Smith
I unironically like white girl music
>>215846724Based, but you gotta do some genealogy homework to find out of they were really Normans or if your ancestors just changed their name to be more Norman
>>215846829Who knows, I've received a few comments from black libtard women about my last name in the north, never the south when I went to graduate school there.
>>215846894Give me 3 examples, please
>PWEASE BUY OUR SOI XI-SENPAI!
>>215844148Whatever the FUCK that means
>>215846944wtf
Frankly, I had enjoyed the war.
>>215844336Mommy bod she has a bod that would birth fine offspring
>>215846937California GirlsLast Friday NightWomanizer
>>215846897My uncle already did that a few years ago and they’re genuine NormansThankfully it’s Anglo Normans too and not Irish Normans
Thinking of buying this house in the suburbs It's 54k and only like $325/month mortgage which is cheap enough even for a loser chud like me, but idk it's kind of scaryI don't want to get locked into a mortgage and into one place
i like Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift
>innocent looking youtuber>check about page>she does porngrim
>>215847031>It's 54k and only like $325/month mortgageWhere is this? Rural Arkansas? Is it 120 years old?
>>215847051Whomst?
Just put a scoop of creatine in my ashwagonda tea
>>215847024Also it’s a noble family that’s still around but there’s too many generations of bastards to be even close to noble
>>215847069lexipoll
>>215847070does creatine do anything for you
I didn't fart, I sharted
>>215847031No way, which state. Is it a crime scene?
>>2158469932000-2015 era White girl pop specifically
>>215847067Housing prices aren't too bad if you dont insist on living ten minutes out of a major metropolitan city
>>215847120It makes a nigga look thick and improve recover time after working out.
>>215847070Mine is not micronizedIt has been a pain
>>215847024Based and lorepilled, never understood why the non-Whites seethe about being asked their ancestry. Wypipo we LOVE talking about that.
>>215847155Depends on the state. In MD they're generally high. If it's under $100k it probably has issues/is very old and/or is in a bad area.
>>215846801I'd rather put up with it than face jail time. I grew up near the border and there were always canadians crossing over to shop or just fuck around or whatever. I guess maybe it was just the city they were from but you know the stuff that happens when you're young always makes a big impression on you.
It's crazy how much better my mood gets when I'm outside in the sun for 30 minutes
What's the most stereotypical Irish name that rustles their jimmies? Paidric? Colm? Faggot?
>>215847155My country doesn't work like this
>>215847067No it's newly madeI was just checking it out on street view it looks pretty nice neighborhood not a far drive from downtown. Not saying where it is cause I don't wanna dox myself
>>215846993are you gay?
>>215847218Is it a mobile home or modular home?
>>215847182Yellow pipo seethe at being asked where they’re from and reply with UMM AMERICA or their state as if asking a white person that won’t start an hour long conversation about how they’re 1/64th Cypriot
>>215847223No
>>215847201Patty/Padraig
>>215847229Modular i think
>>215847201Liam
>>215847197What kind of Canadian?
>>215847241you sure? you relate to music about kissing boys and putting on make-up.
>>215847235Yeah I remember before they were like "let's start asking white people where THEY are really from" and it's like... ok? I could talk about that happily for like an hour lmao
Micks, dagos, and germanic descendants are always going to be pro immigrant libshits because they've an ancestral memory of being immigrants and being mistreated
>>215847201I once asked me Irish grand da if he ever got his pot of gold and he got all red in the face and called me a little shite, lmao what a prick
>>215847293I like the rhythm and how upbeat it is. The lyrics are mostly secondary I just like how it sounds
>>215847197>I grew up near the border and there were always canadians crossing over to shop or just fuck aroundHow old are you? For the last 20 years this is just saying you hate Jeets and Chinamen with extra steps. I've seen those US costco videos when "Canadians" are buying all the milk and let's just say none of them are without turbans.
>>215847302Idiot
are there still cowboys in usa?
>>215847282well I grew up in detroit
>>215847302>an ancestral memory of being immigrants and being mistreatedSecond part is just Jewish influence
>>215847359How am I wrong?Look at every wop politician and they're almost all dems and pro immigrant They still carry the seethe deep within their wicked dago hearts
>>215846108Big gock
pete (((hegseth)))
>>215847363well, we still eat beef.
>>215847363Yeah on every single beef ranch
>>215847383I bet they are fags, I'm an hour from Quebec, they aren't so bad just retarded and French
>>215846425Bogdanoff
>>215847387Jews and Wops are like peas in a pod. Two sides of the same dirty coin
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>215847392I bet you love Cubans cuz ur gay
>>215847422It's funny because before Americans used to always say how much they hated Quebecer tourists than Anglo Canadian tourists, especially Florida
>>215847326if one of my friends put on any top 40 I'd be like "really, dude?"
any canadian twinks in? I wanna fuck some ass
the numbers:Swedish: 55% HarrisPolish: 50% HarrisItalian: 47% HarrisIrish: 43% HarrisFrench: 41% HarrisDutch: 41% HarrisGerman: 39% HarrisEnglish and Scotch-Irish: 34% Harris
>>215847470I'd just turn the volume up until I couldn't hear you over the top 40 song
>>215847497I like how it approximately gets whiter and whiter except for the fucking Swedes up top lol.
>>215847529>>215847497Swedish desire for more Somalians is simply to powerful to be contained
>>215847497All those swarthy southern and eastern euros carry the ancestral seethe towards us anglo chads Swedes are the exception they're just redditors
>>215847460I'm in Vermont, Quebecois are a fact of life and they're fine, terrible drivers though lmao
>>215847497Germanbros we're aight
>>215847520>catty, female behavior>"I'm not gay, though"
Nothing made me hate sweden more than playing swedish video games
>>215847571SORRY WHAT DID YOU SAY? *cranks dial some more*
>>215847574they truly make shitty vidya
>>215847558do you see any cute french femboys/twinks?
>>215847558do you ever get guys who claim to not understand mph? like they'll claim they thought the sign was for kilometers per hour? that happened a couple times when I was younger. kinda wild lol
>>215847604Yass girl you owned that chud! Let's put on some Bieber and dance!
the most interesting election trend is that all the "weird America" groups swung HARD for Trump.The Portuguese Americans, Assyrian Americans (Christians from Iraq), Beverly Hills Persians, Melungeons (Injun-White-Black hybrid people in Appalachia), and some Injun groups all moved massively red.They probably feel like their way of life is at most risk of extinction in the face of globohomo and DEI, probably feel resentment that they're tiny minorities who also do not receive any of the benefits of being black.But basically Trump represents weird old america
>>215847657>They probably feel like their way of life is at most risk of extinction in the face of globohomo and DEI,Well yeah mass immigration probably threatens small groups even more
>>215847634No, they typically go from cruising at 55 then wake up and go 80 for a bit then back to 55 and repeat
I already know you can't take the heat
>>215847651I don't understand how can "ignore the lyrics" when the vocals are by far the loudest thing in the mix. that just doesn't make sense and it's actually then complete opposite of what pop music listeners do.
Mom bought me an air freshener. I wonder what she meant by that?
>>215847729BABY baby BABY ohhhhhh cause I'm like BABY baby BABY ohhhhhh
>>215847657there’s nothing weird about that election, the Dems came out with the worst candidate since Romney.
New thread?
>>215847794She can smell your cum drawer from a mile away
>>215847651*activates subwoofers* YUP COOL MAN ILL SEE YOU AT EDDY'S LATER PUYEACE
>>215847842making
>>215847682It's always mexicans
>>215847845You are badass let's jam to Baby by Bieber together
>>215847924not liking something just because other people do is just as bitchbrained as liking something because its popular you know that dont you
>>215847817I meant that all those ethnic groups are part of what used to be called "weird America."Like you'll drive into some neighborhood in New England or Los Angeles and suddenly you'll find a bunch of signs in Portuguese or Assyrian.This was a fun, charming thing because the country was 80% WASP, and because these people are colorful and soulful.Now they're threatened by a mass faceless soulless swarm of Indians, Mexicans, and Blacks that is actually far less "diverse" than before.
NEW>>215847991NEW>>215847991NEW>>215847991
where the fuck is the new
