chappell edition
Everyone's asleep anyways. I'm only here because pain keeps me awake
o the new page opened in the popup
My bright and hopeful future
>>215852621she is absolutely grim
gym in the morning, right lads?
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
>>215852640what's the hurt?
>>215852678is this an ironic joke or do you actually have a scat fetish
I remember in my first year of uni when I was in the halls there was a girl who looked like chapell roan who was really into me and kept trying to hook up with me anytime we went into townshe was from invercargill and I rejected her every time without fail
get the fitties posted
>>215852722
>>215852689Stomach pain, agonising.
just span around so fast I started drilling into the earth and I struck oil
>>215852743shit, something you ate?
>>215852712ah yes the so-called wonder of gods creation
>>215852762
any scotanons here? what is fat bastard singing while taking a shit? is it some folk tune or just gibberish?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jngPv9q-rX0
>>215852743>>215852779The fuck are you doing, writing a haiku?
>>215852791maybe, who knows?
>>215852739It's impossible to suffer in the UK or the US becauuse of women like this
>>215852712new zealand is such a grim shithole
>>215852787Yeah. Just sounds like gibberish
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/NmQOs6h2WTw/oar2.jpgwhat did the uploader mean by this?
>>215852779Sort of, I have a problem with binge eating and lately its been causing this pain. Keep stopping then lapsing into bad habits and it hits me like a gut punch. My own doing. I am sick
>>215852838UM
Mental how there's more time between the last Simpsons movie and the upcoming one than there was between the Simpsons movie and the debut of the Simpsons back in 1989.
>>215852787something about spaghetti all covered in aaaaaaa not sure
>>215852850Mental how nobody cares
>>215852863Cared enough to reply
>>215852850and the simpsons was already zombified by 2007
>>215852850that is kinda crazy
>Groundbreaking new technological frontier that opens up vast new horizons - a true watershed moment in human development>Women: how can I make this about me?
>>215852819I thought NZ was rich and safe and clean like a mini Australia
>>215852879https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW0gOnsKU0Q
>>215852911NZ is poor and safe and clean
>>215852879Ricky Gervais is literally half French you mong
never kissed a girl in my life
>>215852925its just a silly meme mate
>>215852926
>>215852787goldmember was and still is my dads favourite film and he'd put it on every other week when i was a kideveryone at school was there talking about watching star wars and harry potter while i was on my 27th rewatch
>>215852911not rich. crime ridden shithole. worse in every way than Australia.
Dar Williams - Iowa.mp3
>>215852787its a canadian doing a scottish accent so im not sure why youd think scottish people would find it easier to deceipher than you
>>215852925He is half French but not Norman French. He's French Canadian. And he fits the middle most.
gfberg back from the hairdressersonly took four hours
>>215852621corrrrrrrr chappy
>>215852710rather not say
the gf
mental how women are literally soulless
>>215853067on the contrary honestly, i have way more interesting conversations with women than with dudes
>>215853067rude but some people really dont have souls and are NPCs
not enough souls to go around
Is rorke hereGot a bone to pick with him
people who walk really slowly even when there's someone behind themwhat on earth do they do that for
>>215853063she's lanky italians only
will they feed us the womb
tom is a name for male black and white cats
>>215853107*quickly walks out the back*
>>215853063Irishman's crush
>>215853107what is it you battyman?
killing ultimate abush instances (1.5Q hp)
wish I was the kind of autist who enjoyed shit like magic the gathering and had a load of other autist friendsinstead i'm just a weird semi normie
it costs money to unlock but each kill (20 spawn at a time) drops 3000x 1 million tokens
>>215853145um
>>215853197ktim
Jenna Ortega committed suicide in a soiled nappy due to a lifetime of abuse in squalid conditions at the hands of her father Dan Wootton who would beat her, AIDSrape her and drop pianos on her wihtout even so much as an inflatable mattress underneath all so he could stick it to Raoul Moat.Jordan Burling died in a Los Angeles hospital wearing fart fetish RTD's husband's dementia nappyJenna Ortega committed suicide in a soiled nappy due to a lifetime of abuse in squalid conditions at the hands of her father Dan Wootton who would beat her, AIDSrape her and drop pianos on her wihtout even so much as an inflatable mattress underneath all so he could stick it to Raoul Moat.Jordan Burling died in a Los Angeles hospital wearing fart fetish RTD's husband's dementia nappyJenna Ortega committed suicide in a soiled nappy due to a lifetime of abuse in squalid conditions at the hands of her father Dan Wootton who would beat her, AIDSrape her and drop pianos on her wihtout even so much as an inflatable mattress underneath all so he could stick it to Raoul Moat.Jordan Burling died in a Los Angeles hospital wearing fart fetish RTD's husband's dementia nappyJenna Ortega committed suicide in a soiled nappy due to a lifetime of abuse in squalid conditions at the hands of her father Dan Wootton who would beat her, AIDSrape her and drop pianos on her wihtout even so much as an inflatable mattress underneath all so he could stick it to Raoul Moat.Jordan Burling died in a Los Angeles hospital wearing fart fetish RTD's husband's dementia nappyJenna Ortega committed suicide in a soiled nappy due to a lifetime of abuse in squalid conditions at the hands of her father Dan Wootton who would beat her, AIDSrape her and drop pianos on her wihtout even so much as an inflatable mattress underneath all so he could stick it to Raoul Moat.Jordan Burling died in a Los Angeles hospital wearing fart fetish RTD's husband's dementia nappy
gambling is epic gacha is boring and not fun
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well that's a naked bloke with green paint on his cock and face isn't it
the main character in this RSPS is kreeara (shes the best god)
If you don't report it you are tacitly agreeing to see more of it
the onlyl in fantasy that is anything to do with Runescape is armadyl and one of the shitty Saradomin minions. Saradomin is secretly the devil, followers are NPC behaviour (falling for evil pretending to be good)
The Mrs cooking me a nice meal after toilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE3e69-lqlc
im working on getting the kreeara wings for my character. the NPCs dont have wings but players do... im going to get kreeara wings
love when i pop a zit and it makes this soundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkOib-MmTds
need my dick sucked
Who linked the /tv/ schizo here
where's the guy who posts the nice looking fruity drinks, I'm feeling fruity and thirsty right now and I need an AI generated beverage
Witnessing some spamming/floodingAnd some pony content outside of /mlp/
>>215853314my post too
>>215852675Looks like that London historian youtuber lass
*slowly raises hoof*Who is heathermong
>>215853301Made the mistake of doing it earlierSorry lad
green
hate women who think they're funnynot saying women can't be funnybut the ones who really try to be funny aren't funny
>>215853284actually catchy nglstill refuse to watch this shite
fookin mento asylum in here
right....... time to cut my nails. but I'm lying in bed.... I hope none of them wind up somehow beneath the blanket stabbing my skin in the night.
bollocks are a bit soreneed a wanking, you see
>>215853355please just walk to the bathroom>>215853349in some looney bin me
>>215853284mad how fit the white one is
>>215853378if you wank your balls then they'll really be sore
>>215853373boobs
>>215852621need to see her ravaged by BBC
>>215853392and what would you know about it?
kill yourself
Tony Caunter died 8 days after his wifeheart break :(
>>215853427make me, you rent boy
>Migrants will need A-level standard English to work in UKWhen will we be expanding this standard to natives?
my phone just turned off but im fast charging it to leave the autocatcher getting Pokemon I got to the grind where its AFK in fantasy
>>215853398pipe down you little freak>>215853407pipe down you little freak>>215853427pipe down you little freak
>>215853384it's freezing, no chance. I'm looking forward to (and in the process of) leisurely cutting my nails while watching 'the complicated history of who framed roger rabbit' on youtube on my telly
>>215853438I shant
What's the likelihood the doggo is getting shocked for moving off its dog bed specifically and literally nothing else.I think Hasan's dog is completely mindbroken because it gets shocked for any reason and also randomly just to keep it on its toes.
>>215853443*laughs in reddit*take me updoot good sir
>>215853433there's beauty in that
>hocked leftypol rorke rocks, rorke rocking up to the function in full crusader
>>215853443i don't have a levels myself>>215853449we both know that you'd feel better after just doing it in the bathroom and getting a small chore over with
>>215853494love this guy me, same with stewie and brian what a duo they are
(its animated)
I made it so I cant post the image without it being weird but I de-attached the image from the post for comedic effect. this is the image of the animated armour. its blue with blue-green stripes running through it sort of. from left to right
dont log into Runescape if you play this game at the same time. uninstall fantasy and do a virus scan before logging back in
>>215853487it's too late it's been done, and I was in comfort all the while
Please post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform.
Going sleep soon team. Had some mild depression today but not too bad. Did some uni work, watched some anime.
>opening all of my gatcha (boxes/crates give more boxes) >foreign in broken English says (we were talking) "I opened all of my boxes now" >immediately stop opening boxes this is what I think of the third world by the way also you are poor
>>215853609fat cunt
kys
>>215853609Hey mate, hope you're well. Sounds like a productive day, despite your depression
someone gave me items and started making gay and rape comments at me but now I have basically all 3rd from the best items
>>215853628Thanks mate. Got my driving theory test on Thursday. Don't feel that well prepared but you never know.
>>215853655You’re a smart lass you’ve got this
>>215853655Good luck de lad.
this server is something more specific I figured out when it happens on the server but at the start when you get a random gift from a stranger (dont remember his name), the OP item to slingshot you into midgame which made me think about the thing more specific
>>215853562where do you live haha just wondering x
on a previous server people started meddling with the prices because they are greedy spiteful poor people and honestly I wish I could kill them in Runescape (privateserver)
>>215853273>>215853212zutted
spent so much time cooking and eating and still feel hungry. feels like I've gained negative calories from this whole ordeal.
on this server they dont even have a month head start (I am entropy and progress)
>>215853664>>215853666>>215853669Thanks for the support team and thank you too Mousey for showing solidarity with me.
>>215853695What did you cook?
HIPPO HAS EXPLODING POOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Flr7JhPowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Flr7JhPowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Flr7JhPow
>>215853710Mental how we've been friends for almost 3 years now.
>>215853724kill yourself
>>215853675the uk
>>215853711that's how they mark their territory
>>215853750um... same
gargled water but the tonsil stone is unmoved. also shot bursts of water down my throat with a water flosser but it's hard to know where I'm aiming or to aim even if I knew.
>>215853777lucky bastard
>>215853711ktim
>>215853777shine your phone torch down your throat and look into a mirror over your sink
>>215853743How have you been anyway mate?
I dont want to talk to you. fuck off
>>215853800Just leave him, EW. He's a monomaniac
mouse are you gonna play griddy
psyche
>>215853810Have you been taking your medication? You know you get angry without it>>215853812I don't abandon my friends
what the fuck is with the recurring topic of tonsil stones on /brit/?
>>215853824its one mong
im not on any medications. this tranny freak is projectingP.S. kill yourself
>>215853824First day here?
>>215853824he seriously just needs to remove his tonsils already
>>215853843You get antipsychotics for schizophrenia plus you have Autism and ADHD.No need for the transphobia mate
you are talking to an imposter of me
wish i had tonsil stoneswish i had phimowould be something to doinstead i just have a couple of hairs on a mole on my shoulder i have to pluck sometimes
>>215853913You're French
>>215853920dogshit zinger
wish i had a kilo of heroinwish i had a kilo of cocainewould be something to doinstead i just read a 4chan post about a lad with a couple of hairs on a mole on his shoulder he has to pluck sometimes
>>215853920been french all my lifeit's become mundane
>>215853913I have a loose mole on my neck that grows a longer and longer single, curly hair that I have to carefully twist until it's weak enough to pluck without actually pulling the loose mole off my neck. would say I have to do this every half a year.
pretty sure the fact about pulling out mole hairs giving you cancer is a myth (Google it)
>>215853944ever just cut the mole off?
>>215853943How very French
who's that pokemon?
>>215853943ennui
>>215853711That's just a watery shitNo explosion
>>215853964no. far as I know you have to get surgery to get a mole removed, otherwise it bleeds endlessly and can kill you if you for some reason didn't stop the flow, for example if you were unconscious.
>>215853980Zapatos
>>215853980Mousey help us out here
>>215853980Ă©lecthor
>>215854005sounds like a greek nigga
I had a meniscus injury and was put in a hospital and had to undergo arthroscopy because my knee got stuck. actually had a dream about being there today, about time, thought I'd have them sooner because I keep thinking about it every day, not because it was some traumatic experience but because it was so unlinke my usual life where I just wake up, scroll 4chan all day and go to sleep.interestingly enough it was combined with my usual recurring dream about going to burger king which I got because I used to go there every single day to eat when I was in uni because I was too shy to cook at the dorms' kitchen.
>>215853980Um it's an electric type from Gen 1.Um um.... Pikachu? Raichu? Magnemite? Magneton? Voltorb? Electrode? Electabuzz? Jolteon?
>>215854031Meniscus deez nuts bitch
>>215853980One based off a kidney stone
>>215854008He can't post the pokemons>>215854021Not even close!>>215854033Nice try!>>215854005Close! It's Zapdogs!
Night team
>>215854049
>>215854033Wait obviously besides Zapdos, is that it for gen 1, no more electric types?
>>215854049smirked
>>215854051go to sleep bitchdie motherfucker dietime's up bitch close your eyes
>>215854051Night gigi
thinking about burger king now
what happens if you post emojis on 4chan....
>>215854059you need more?
>>215854091How dare you stand where he stood
>>215854097try it and find out ;)
>>215854114I just did.... nothing happens :(
>>215854097
>>215854107nobody will ever wear that crown like he did
need a wee but dont want to piss the bed
Liz Truss was right about everything
>>215854131blue board lad don't go posting your weeny here
>>215854143>not having a chamber pot
>>215854147shouldnt have made a groid the chancellor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z54gEY-3t8
need to stop smoking weed and gooning everyday
need to start smoking weed and gooning everyday
>>215854153think they call it chamber empty bottle nowadays
>>215854159yeah I recommend not doing either of those things!
>>215852812you don't know what these people are like. they bring nothing but suffering.
>>215852812bro looks fatigued
>>215854159true
>>215854176n word fatigue if you would
thousands of hymens about to endure violence
>>215854147i thought it was weird they made her prime ministress for like a week or somethingit was like an episode of the thick of italso happened to be the week the queen diedcoincidence? maybe...
>>215854187if you will
>>215854240I shall
mad how there's biological women pretending to be femboys
>>215854259>I saw my football career as a failureHe was sort of right though
>>215854259most people didnt see his football career at all
>>215854284fuck sake lmao
>>215854284This weekend, the titans of Brentford face of against the legends of Ebbsfleet United. Don't miss it
>>215854259why would an adhd diagnosis make him see that differently?
>>215854296better than you
I'm going to masturbate now.
>>215854337aye obviously, but I don't work as a line cook and consider it a career
how do l stop?
need a big STRONG woman to take charge and tell me what to do
>>215854362masturbating? you just started
bro actually wrote it down omds
>>215854290screaming
Hello, /brit/. You can watch Sumo matches through DAZN for free.https://www.dazn.com/en-GB/news/sumo-wrestling-/grand-sumo-tournament-date-schedule-start-times-rikishi-how-to-watch/tpwqixs882tt1b8u0hpr67wowJust in case you didn't know this info.
>>215854374Reckon he typed than into Boots later on?
>>215854379business idea: sumo wrestling but with oiled big titted japanese women in bikinis
>>215854401I'd watch it.
>>215854366I wonder what it's like to have sex with a woman like this
>>215854284not sure having a 22 year career in football is a failure
>>215854428bet her clit is massive
>>215854428let's just hope she doesn't own a strap-on
>>215854366mental how a teenage boy could still beat her up
>>215854447one can only hope
>>215854476doubt it
ffs gran
>>215854366Love femdom porn but only when the girl is muscular like thisCan't get off to it otherwise, just looks cringe seeing some skinny lass trying to act dominant
>>215854374this is how he be
>>215854519how do you even respond after that
>>215854507
>>215854366>Go to bed. Now.
Gravy’s good tonight
>>215854541yeah because football is the same as a 1v1 fight
>>215854527like this i reckon >>215854578
>>215854559
>>215854593
>>215854600FUCKING SCREAMING HAHA POO (i chorlted)
>>215854519nanberg on a madone
>>215854661well, your mum and da weren't delivered by storks
>>215854617a woman like that probably has some training and is at least equal in strengthso like i say i doubt it
>>215854680Aye they were okay. I don't want to think about that
>>215854689now you are :)
>>215854699UM
minecraft is fun
>>215854704too addicting i stopped playing it
>>215854702now i am :)your nan getting it ismine would never
I was literally delivered by a Dr Stork
>>215854723Ypur papa is somehow German
>>215854724Sir Dr Stork
>>215854734far from it, great great grandfather descended here from brittany
Off to a Spanish island in 9 days. Cannae wait
>>215854766careful on the balconies
I've shagged all your nans
>>215854780Might do a cheeky '
>>215854366god she must stink up the entire place with all the gas
>>215854791famous last words
>>215854805screenshot this before>young scottish man falls to tragic death in canary balcony fall
>>215852621Why do you repeatedly have the same editions? Shit’s getting kinda stale
>>215854814godspeed
>>215854853I'll catch him in my battyboy arms don't worry
>>215854846what do you want the new one to be?i'll make it in your honour
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1760488320731551.mp4ktim
>>215854922muh dik
>>215854954post a picture then
>>215854681multiple lady cops can't subdue a single male suspecthttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DOsRu-YjraN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
>>215854951Timmy's brother-in-law
spent more money on pokemon cards, ive lost control of my life
>>215855094that's such a silly thing to spend money on
>>215855094why?
>>215855155some of the pokemon and trainers are fit >>215855147i know gonna neck myself at this rate
>>215855164so you don't even speculate on it?
>>215855176no i just wank on them
>>215855179could do that for free online
>>215855191im addicted, theres no better feeling than holding the material in your hand as you cum all over it
>>215855094dunno how much you spent but i t can't be worse than my booze and cigs habit so don't feel too bad
>>215855202
>>215855094>>215855164>>215855179>>215855202
>>215855217pulled myself a 300quid card and spaffed all over it now its worthless, this can't go on
>>215855228at least he just jizzes on themseen videos of grown men fighting over themscalpers
>>215855238you're like a modern day mr mulvaney sketch"this stops NOW" haha
>pulled myself a 300quid card and spaffed all over it now its worthless, this can't go on
rocking the jeans and leather N7 jacket around the Normandyfacing total obliteration in stylealso back then i akshually paid for all the dlcsand did the online things to get the 100% preparednessi was all in
wanking on a match attax
glibble glump
can't stop pooing ffs
>>215855356its life long affair im afraid
Every day I forget how freakishly retarded everyone here is and then someone like >>215855238this cunt post and i really reconsider the time I spend here
>>215855378>>215855378>>215855378
>>215855367jeanne calment died at 120 somethingthat's a lot of poos
what is pokemon
>>215855381Bit early you cunt.
>>215855373we all have our weaknesses
>>215855401it's not at all
