forever in our hearts-editionon last week's episode of /cum/ >>215854516
I deserve to be burned alive because I'm uglyWe should round and up and execute every ugly person, including me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8RIP King
Posting is being fucky.
4chan is LAGGING
did 4chan just shit itself?
>>215856575they’re experienced, not real. like a dream or the sensation that a bug is crawling on you when there isn’t really one there
cumbum
>>215856624Damn bro I'm not reading all that!
i just took a piss and it smelled like maruchan creamy chicken ramen
You need to be winning
>>215856619Sure ot would be barbaric, but the beautiful people living hundreds of years from now will thank them for it
>>215856634That makes absolutely zero sense.
>>215856632>>215856627>>215856626huh, I thought that was just on my end. Better check /pol/
started wearing nail polish and i love it
>>215856634>like a dream or the sensation that a bug is crawling on you when there isn’t really one thereThose are real though, in spite of our interpretation of them being incorrect (like yours) Nta
very tempted to make my ogryn chinese
>>215856657Your obgyn?
I used to enjoy more feminine stuff when I was a child. My senses and emotions got dulled with age.
>>215856666
>all my emotions are just chemicals in my brain bro>how do i know? i literally was able to see it with my consciousness? i used reason to make a conclusion in my mind. thats how i know that it's real and my mind isnt bro!!
>>215856666Wow congratulations
>>215856664I was a brony briefly between the ages of ~18-20. It eventually got too gay for me so I dropped it. First two seasons were pretty kino tho.
>>215856657Do it>>215856668Thanks
>>215856672>first two seasons were pretty kino thoughITS A SHOW FOR 7 YEAR OLD GIRLS IT IS NOT KINO YOU ARE WEIRD
>>215856666w
>>215856666CRINGE scriptcel
>>215856676what gaym is this
drinking milk
>>215856703left 4 dead
>>215856655yeah buddy that’s what i’m saying. your interpretation of love is incorrect. the feeling happens, the narrative you construct around it is a spook
>>215856672Why were so many bronies Russians?
>>215856703quake
>>215856712What narrative
>>215856666I did this once on /mu/ except it was quints.
>>215856722>keeping track of thisBruuhhhh
another agonizing day without a fat mexican gf
>>215856676I like my women how I like my fucking coffee, white. I fucking hate coffee, thank you
>>215856684No script. Just anticipated it>>215856703Darktide. One of my favorite games of all time
https://youtu.be/vMIcIXOsXqQ?si=_JAvOm2Y0OKV55Pyholy fuck
>>215856721>>215856234
>>215856734Those are pretty impressive gets you gotta admit.
>love is a spooknigga
I’m a freakazoid
>>215856747have they added anything since the arbiter class
>>215856754I am still 25, I can still get a 18-19 year old girlfriend
why whitegirls like this https://x.com/_lems7/status/1978159179014562162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCD-dyepTmQ
>>215856780so weird that this subculture is still alive and well in the big 25
>>215856780Lack of high quality white icelandic, germanic dick
You used to be able to get a Big Mac/Quarter Pounder/McChicken for 4,000 points at McDonald's. Now for 4k points they offer you a cheeseburger, small/medium drink or a small/medium fries. Fucking cheapskates.
>>215856807boy that makes me mad
coughing up a lung extremely painfully and asking god to audit the doctors sins for not giving me medicine to help
>>215856796https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh1kgwF6Z-IBEASTIN
>>215856831They won't give you anything for a virus
>>215856850Should be hanged for doing that to a frail white girl
>>215856866she's a hapa canonically
A meal at McDonald's here is like $20.
>>215856862i get bacterial infections in my lungs
>>215856722Nice. I have a few of those too>>215856774Zealot, veteran and psyker reworks
>>215856866thats not the worst thing I'll do to her
Make Big Macs 85¢ again.
>>215856906is that a horse leg
>>215856904not coming back until they add new maps
>>215856873Nah she's white german, red hair and blue eyes
https://youtu.be/ocEouB1gi14?si=HDjh9h7vSNqCO7FPDr. Steve BASED
>>215856927thats an eva pilot, you silly goose
The imperium can't handle the tyranids, I wonder what Guilliman is going to do.
Some guys are cute too
>>215856929Have you actually watched the anime? It's stated verbatim she's half Japanese half German.
any canadians here that like JUICY black cocks?
>>215856938>>215856925
>>215856944tyrannids are overrated, especially compared to how op necrons are after the pariah nexus retcons and stuff.
>>215856927Fair enough
any canadian that like chinese bibsy skewango?
>>215856955Yea but they are relentless and the space marines get killed a lot by the big ones
I bought a collection published by Library of America for the first time recently and oh man is it comfortable holding it in my hands.
>>215856959This is the fucking map thank you
>>215856973necrons are relentless too, are you forgetting about the reanimation protocols? so are orksimperium literally only wins vs xenos because of plot armor, the only faction thats as incompetent as the imps is chaos.
>>215856944>>215856955>>215856973>>215856991Imagine trying to explain Warhammer 40k to a medieval peasant.
>>215857000you'd just have to explain outer space to them and i think the rest would make sense
>>215857000it's really not that hard. it's just like an epic saga. the ilium is a much more complex plot assembled from multiple sources than the gist of 40k. what would probably blow their minds more was the concept of space travel.
>>215856991>>215857000>>215856985what's the LoA collection? I have a henry adams one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUD6BkTLw1c
>>215856960Yea!
>okay so basically theres one guy that has a ton of sons that all have unique gimmicks and hate each other>you mean the emperor>no cronos
>>215857016nigga the concept of space didnt exist to people until the 1600s
>>215857070>yeah but you dont understand the emperor is different. hes locked in a prison for all eternity because his own sons had a revolution against him that left him permanently defeated>you mean tartarus?>yeah but then those sons have sons of their own with superhuman abilities that fight horrific monsters>like demigods?
Fucking boring thread, everyone just talks about Jason and the fact that he sucks dick
>>215857041I bought this one from my favourite used bookstore a few weeks ago. Check out Carson Books and Records if you're in the Vancouver, BC area!! The owner is battling cancer and his store might not be around for much longer. He has by far the best selection of ANY bookstore I've ever visited. It's a real gem of a shop. He sells vinyl LPs and CDs too.
>>215857098Okay you can fuck off then
>tfw no gf
>>215857094before they were brainwashed by globetards
>>215857098Jason sucks dick?! Does he happen to be around at the moment?
ayo this nigga READIN
>Asukafags make offmodel AIsoppaquite embarassing
AlexJones
>>215857105are you the leaf that told me to read ubik? you should read counter-clock world. it's about time that gets reversed so people age backwards and there's a service where the "newborn" are birthed by getting dug out of their graves
>>215857094>nigga the concept of space didnt exist to people until the 1600si mean people had a vague sense that there were spherical objects that moved around in the sky. you cna see the pits in the moon and the closest planets with the naked eye
Rei isn't a character, she's a plot device and a blank doll for insecure betas to project their fantasies onto.Asuka is a realistic character.
>>215857176>and the closest planets with the naked eyenigga no you cannot. You can see a red tint on mars and a star next to the setting sun, thats the closest we can glance a planetary object
>>215857192rei 2 is enormously cute and asuka is enormously annoying
>>215857192Goddamn how old are his kids now?
>>215857192her entire character arc is growing a personality and sense of purpose in the world knowing she's a clone of shinji's mom living in a tank for gendo's amusement. Try watching the show instead of parroting a meme
>>215857175that's what will happen after time hits the edge of space and bounces off
You need to be a sissified estrogenized male to succeed in the 21st century, to sit still in an office or a classroomBeing a loser is actually incredibly high testosterone
>>215857252Cope
this nigga got ADHD
Having second thoughts about buying this home after i started to think about all the work that comes with home ownership. That shit sucksI'd rather be a rent piggy and have my rent-mommy (landlord) handle that stuff for me
>>215857252You're sitting still in your bedroom watching Japanese cartoons though? Not much of a difference
>>215857199some people are born with good eyes
did the brazilian get banned?
>>215857288Wrong, I'm doing bench presses and flexing every muscle in my pelvic region as I type I'm constantly exerting activity
I have special eyes
>>215857297wow, a tint, thanks for proving nothing
>>215857321Autism eyes?
you can watch anime and lift weights at the same time
>>215857321this u?
>>215857321MY BRAND
Would you with a pouty Asian emo girl?
>>215857330you can't see it?>>215857347maybe if you don't use subtitles but some lifts would be pretty troublesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPmQM4nuvBg
>he cant read while lifting
>>215857376That’s the gayest video I’ve seen in a while
>>215857393If you can read while lifting then you ain't really trying
>>215857367Little brat needs correction
>>215857393you have a tv on your ceiling at the bench press?maybe augmented reality goggles would work but the tech isnt available to me.
>>215857471dumbbells, you dumbbell
If you’re lifting at all your job isn’t manly enough
BB_
It actually rained today for the first time in recent memorySo comfy it never rains in this shithole
>>215857450I exclusively lift for a white girl, there's literally no other fucking reason to it thank you
>>215857484What is manlier than special forces and oil rig diving?
Raise your hand if you’re a serial cum eater
i don't like all these foreigners about
I need iceland icequeen gfthx
>>215857517Ballet dancer or gymnast
>>215857554Both are jacked as fuck
>>215857175>are you the leaf that told me to read ubik?Probably am. Haven't read that one but your lil tidbit does intrigue me.
Ideal home is like a small unhcangeable hut/cocoon I want to gollum-maxx and live in a grimy shadowy cave with my precious ring while i jerk off and goon in the darkness
Mickey Madison is my favorite Zoomer
>>215857620mani marroni
>>215857622literally who
>>215857622I love her>>215857643Actress
Tried self harming with the knife and it won't fucking break skin no matter how much force I use to attempt to cut.Razor blades don't cut deep or wide enough.What am I supposed to do? Maybe my kitchen knives are just shit
High School Musical was 17 years ago.
>>215857643Apparently she's an actress. I've never seen anything she's done but I love her face. It's not even a sexual thing, I just really like her features
>>215857703Feels like it came out just yesterday
>>215857716>>215857622>>215857643That's my QUEEN
>>215857703Fuckin hell.
>>215857703For me it's sharpay
>>215857698You do this shit every other week. Do you want us to kiss your self inflicted boo boos?Fuck off attention whore
>>215857728Look at that punum! How can you not love this kid
broke niggas watched High school musicalReal G's watched the kim possible movie
>>215857698you can cut yourself by dragging a fork across your skin. seems like you just dont want to actually hurt yourself.you oughtnt cut urself though. it stops feeling satisfying really fast and scars are forever
>>215857698I have around 40 knives so i don't have this issueAlso i'm not a gay emo
All this talk about a stock market bubble has me spooked. i've like 99% of my money in the stock marketidk maybe i should sell
>>215857749I post about it more often than that actually>>215857753Won't stop until I can find a knife that works, and until I stop hating myself >>215857760I'll have to find a fresh high quality one at the grocery store I guess
>>215857773precious metals are going up faster than the stock market anyways
Whatever happens at least a lot of people will be in agony and pain
>>215857716She’s good. Won an Oscar last year for Anora.
Other women who's face I like who are in the same category of : They look calm and pleasant Kristen WiigElizabeth OlsenVera Farmiga
>>215857786>Won't stop until I can find a knife that works, and until I stop hating myselfi would joke and say you should try an electric knife but im worried you'd relaly try it
>>215857790plus you can hold them in your hand and rub them together and cackle
>>215857811I was dying to know this!Thank you!
>>215857843with 100,000 dollars you could also buy 2000 1 ounce silver coins and put them in a big treasure chest and you could probably open the chest and they would make a bright gleam in your face, just saying
>>215857786You’re a friggin pussassbitchass lil mark ass bihh so shut up and leave the COOL cummers alone nobody cares about your 14 year woe is me phase yapping
>>215857877Mario
>>215857795perfection
>>215857811Too lazy to look them up but I’m sure they’re rope-able
>>215857878Actually I’m DiStefano
>>215857773Hold, man.
The problem with these NEETs trading from home, is they can't jump out of their skyscraper office buildings if the market crashes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9HvzfwDVskLiterally me
>>215857901Ma che cazzo staje dicend
Americans can argue fiercely among ourselves... that is our birthright. But no country is obligated to extend a welcome to non‑citizens who glorify the killing of our citizens. Drawing that boundary protects the freedom and safety of the people who actually live here.To those who mourn, the U.S. government stands with you. To those abroad who believe America is a doormat, consider yourselves warned. Our borders carry rules. Our hospitality has terms. Our lives are not props for your rage.The State Department acted with moral clarity and legal authority. Keep the pressure on. Keep the revocations coming. And let the world hear it plainly... America will not stamp a visa on hatred for Americans.
>>215858090We europoids can learn a lot from this
>>215858090usa pulling up to the nato meeting
>>215858049stop speaking your gutter dialect dishitfano
>>215858185I'll have you know Neapolitan was the language of culture and music for cenruries
>>215858090Chat GPT-esque, profound
>>215858138Todo mundo aqui é europeu
>>215858200a whore of the french and spaniards*
>>215858200And now it's nothing but an ice-cream that is 1/3rd parts bad
>>215858049>Ma che cazzo staje dicendMas que caralho está dizendo????????????
Thinking of starting to put money into my TFSA.
>>215858226true chocolate ice cream is gross as fuck
>>215858228Hey portubro, how's the weather >>215858226I never really liked the ice cream. I'm more of a pistachio man
>>215858239Shittiest ice cream everThere is not a single person happens to like all 3 flavors
>>215858246Italians aren't white and European, the Portuguese aren't white and European, the Icelandic are white, but they aren't European
>>215858259Put it all together and whattaya got? 'O cazz'
I envy the joviality of the negro communitythey live such simple, carefree lives
>>215858287The live in constant fear of getting got by their opp
>>215858287Can you rokker Romany? Can you patter flash?
I am a valued associate, a team-player, I bring attention to detail, a customer first mentality, and most of all a smile
i produce too much precum
>>215858327do you also sing the walmart STOMP STOMP CLAP wagie song
>>215858287They never surrender, always go down fightingAdmirable
today i found my wagie hoodie and it gave me a flashback to when my hoodie string got caught in a belt grinder and it almost ripped my face off and now im wondering if that accident genuinely traumatized me a little bit.
Debicki isn't human, she's an aspect of Athena.
>>215858236maybe you should put some money into finding some BITCHESNIGGAAAAAA
>>215858377>Wearing loose clothing around machinery4chans not sending their best
I don't care what my mom says, I'm a master of the blade
>>215858422troons are NOT known for their mental aptitude.
>>215858377poor sweetie I bet that spooked you out :c
life is a curse
>>215858496it's a crapshoot, it can be good or badyou're given a certain degree of wiggle room to make it better or worse depending on where you are born and what aptitudes you are born withi'd say it's an interesting experience overall
Black culture is dumping boiled seafood on a table and wearing plastic bibs to eat it
looked through my old financial journal as wellTO DO: PUT MONEY INTO IRA BEFORE APRIL 2020lol>>215858422it was my work uniform. i told my boss afterwards that it was dangerous and cut off the hoodie strings but he didnt listen to me really.>>215858448it scared me a lot, yeah. it was one of the few times where that cold feeling in your chest when you feel danger lasted for minutes after the fact and wouldnt go away.
>my old financial journal
Nigga finna saw himself on liveleak already loool
>>215858496only when you have to wagie. outside of that? life is great
>>215858570and no, im not open to alternative positions
>>215858543>it was my work uniform. i told my boss afterwards that it was dangerous and cut off the hoodie strings but he didnt listen to me really.Just don't wear the hoodie then you sound really dumb feel bad for your supervisor having to listen to your womanish complaining also doesnt make any sense to cut the strings out when you could just took them in
>>215858570>only when you have to wagieThat's like half of your life though unless you win the lottery or are rich
>>215858535Black culture is taking your own seasoning to restaurants because the MSG-laden food isn't salty enough.
>>215858593Or if you accept being poor which is perfectly valid.
>>215858535Black culture be like Jayshawn get yo ahh ovah here sheet man yous a bitch man! Dis gold chain is the streets! Shit man! Kentfucky Fried chicken up in this bitch man! For real you on some shit man! Nigger bitch man!
Argue about the existence of free will and its ramifications
>>215858621lol
>>215858545Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
>>215858581im sorry. more and more people seem to call me stupid, so maybe i am. i wont make more excuses for it, sorry if i was being annoying. it was still really scary
>>215858606yelopipo food too bland
>>215858627I would fuck both pam bondi and kristi noem in bed, it's good to be in bed with both a blonde and brunette white girl
>>215858651You are Brazilian and I would appreciate it if you posted with a tripcode or went back to Brazil
Black guys seriously love it when the white chick they're fucking tell them to give them that "N-word cock" but will beat a white guy to death they overhear saying "nigga" without the "R."
>>215858627it doesnt matter if free will exists or not because both the will and choices exist within the mind and they necessarily cannot exist outside of the mind. it is probably an illusion materially, but phenomenologically it's more real than most of the other things we believe in.
goodnight
speaking of yellow people food, i'm going to have a cheeky late night buldak noodle cup
>>215858680Sleep well, young warrior
>>215858606it's pretty insulting to make changes to a restaurant's food without even trying it once before.
>>215858685How the fuck do you eat that shit. It's inedibly spicy.
>>215858674I used to post with a tripcode and you complained about it
I’m such a boner guy
>>215858694Asian people are white coded in black people's minds so they assume their food must be bland. Fact check, neither white people's foods nor Asian people's foods are bland.
>>215858606They take so much pride in it...
Maybe i should try to get disability i just wanna parasite-maxx, working sucks donkey balls
>>215858712It's good for you to bear that mark of shame instead of seeming equal to the rest of us to newcomers
>>215858700sometimes i don't put all the spicy packet inother times i just enjoy the pain
>>215858755ok so I'm going to post my old trip now thank you
>>215858744asian people are white coded in my mind too and im white. my brain doesnt go into red alert mode around them
>>215858787Filtered
"Asian food" is just shit like dog, chicken feet, literal rocks, scorpion venom, tiger bone marrow, eggs that have been fermented in the ground for 1,000 years and bear bile.
>>215858805suit yourself?
>>215858792That's cause they're pacified bug like passive insectile revolting yellow skinned slant eyed little freaks incapable of expressing any degree of individuality
>>215858817I can't even see this post
had a dream birds flew into my bedroom through the window and were perched next to my pillow, on the foot of my bed, on the ceiling fan, everywhere. It was nice feeling so close to the birds and hearing them sing
i dont see nothing wrongwith a lil bump n grind
>>215858818i like em
im twinkier than all of u
Judeo-Christian Values
>>215858922So you're creamy on the inside?Nvm. Don't answer that
germanic white girl
>>215858922https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf1DkBQRQj4
>>215858922proof?
retardgelion
>>215858818shut up wigger
>>215858975weebs on suicide watch
>>215858975Anon: 1Weebs: 0
>>215858818mass individualism leads to decay because not every individual is worthy of itwe need a two-tiered system
>>215858990I don't like darkies eitherEvery race has its strength and weaknesses
>>215858818do you also hate scandies
>>215859013Cream rises to the top
>>215859026not really if you value traits like kindness and cooperationthats why the most successful people in capitalism are all divorced megalomaniacs.
>>215859026So do my turds
good night to those that enjoy our feathered friends. i'm indifferent to the rest
>>215858975>>215858993>>215859012Top Kek
>>215859026true, but the scum lurks just beneath the surface in our current systemwe need to push the scum down into the depths
>>215859047Birds are cool. Good night!
>>215859147some slavs are better than othershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C906lbkcYug
so we're all just gooning now aight, i'll goon too
This is so powerful
Early night for you all huh.
>>215859630you have disturbed my meditation
Ah, the ol’ “doodoo-booboo” incident — a rare but humbling event. Here are some pro-tier recovery tips for this poggers situation: 1. Assess the damage — tactical recon. Is this a wipe, wash, or full shower scenario? Don’t underestimate splash radius. 2. Contain and neutralize — wet wipes or a bidet are your best allies. Dry toilet paper alone is like bringing a butter knife to a gunfight. 3. Soothing measures — if the booboo involves irritation or chafing, apply aloe vera, zinc ointment, or witch hazel pads (basically, whatever makes your feel like it’s in a spa). 4. Rehydrate and reflect — big ones usually mean your body’s trying to tell you something. Drink water, maybe eat a fiber-balanced meal next time. 5. Mentally move on — every king/queen has their porcelain battlefield losses. You live, you learn, you flush.Would you like me to diagnose what caused this event (like diet, posture, timing etc.) so it doesn’t happen again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPqa2faffgU
>October 15th
>>215859327>dyed hair
might've been a mistake to eat spicy noodles as a midnight snack
>>215859937Many such cases unfortunately. How do I escape samsara bros?
>>215860076https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB9lObWclFQ
>>215860163https://youtu.be/BDpyAmUkZWU?si=IUFUpT-Ui8px8xZX
woke up 2 hours early award
>>215860335I want to touch her naked body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWTmbdDQ16A&list=RDKWTmbdDQ16A&start_radio=1
Working the night shift sucks
>>215860813https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FrkEDe6Ljqs
Fat told me another feature of his encounter with God: all of a sudden the landscape of California, U.S.A., 1974 ebbed out and the landscape of Rome of the first century C.E. ebbed in. He experienced a superimposition of the two for a while, like techniques familiar in movies. In photography. Why? How? God explained many things to Fat but he never explained that, except for this cryptic statement: it is journal listing #3. He causes things to look different so it would appear time has passed. Who is “he”? Are we to infer that time has not in fact passed? And did it ever pass? Was there once a real time, and for that matter a real world; and now there is counterfeit time and a counterfeit world, like a sort of bubble growing and looking different but actually static?
Zutt?
this cough is so painful>>215860937this is a well known thing. the book of revelations was written about the present at the time of its writing after all. the future and the present are the same shit forever/.
>>215860949Ride that lil Mohammed bihh
Use this for the new please
Rock n roll boogie>>215860985Tutti dormono, it's 2:41 am
Car insurance is a scam
Sleepcels seething so snoozechads stay superior
I haven't been on this late in years
Rent is due tomorrow
Don't wanna be broke again
>>215860956Just buy animal antibiotics
Send help
NEW>>215861174
