Sigmund Jähn, unser Fliegerkosmonaut ausgabe
connor
Rorke freezing his dog's sick in ice cubes and then putting one in a drink and giving it to a homeless roma woman
>>215860118the romans are extinct
>>215860137no the ancient romans are, there are still modern ones about and they speak a silly language and are metrosexual
ny existence has been debunked (by science) >.<
Actually howling at all the perl clutchers pretending they care about how someone chooses to train their dogI bet you've never even had a dog and think it's like tasing the thingYou literally only care because it's Hasan and you live vicariously through e-drama
*swoops into the new*
>>215860184why does he force his dog to lay on the same strip for hours and hours at a time, thats not training really is it (unless he wants to use it as a stream prop)
>>215860184you dont need to torture an animal to train it
>you only care because it’s has anwho is ‘hasan’ you little zoomer faggot
why do people care about some guy and his dog. I feel like the only sane person on the internet these days.
>>215860207Who knows Who cares!It's a big fat dog, probably loves sitting there>>215860208>torture Lmao grow up
feel a bit sorry for sir keir. he got humiliated by trump and everyone keeps chanting that he's a wanker.
>>215860226he's a leftist polistreamer. I think he's the most popular one.
>>215860238clearly doesn't if it tries to move and has to be forced back in place with a shock collar
>>215860189heheheh
>>215860242him and his mate khan should take the hint and fuck off
>>215860249Need a dog and a gf like that
speaking of ecelebs, that pokimane has hit the wall a bit. still would though of course.
anyone heard what that streamer who says the political things has been doing of morally questionable things? omg you are NOT going to believe it. Spill the tea babesxX
:|
>>215860238i want to have you lie naked in the background while I stream to neo-communists and shock you in the neck if you try and move out of frame>>215860242yeah I actually started feeling sorry for him he has like this sort of normie guy personality at times and the recent trump thing wasn't very nice, he seemed to find it awkward
>>215860255That doesn't happen though does it
>>215860285>>215860249>>215860242>>215860242posted it again award
kier looks like a deer in the headlights in every public setting I’ve seen him in, he clearly wasn’t expecting to have such a difficult term
>>215860292dont know why shes not done something about that big fat honking arab schnoz, shes attractive until you clock the side profile that thing hangs off her like a shark fin
need a nerdy black gf
>>215860249
>>215860301>i want to have you lie naked in the background while I stream to neo-communists and shock you in the neck if you try and move out of frameYeah bet you do you little poof
>>215860303thats exactly what happened
>>215860285he has a good build, and he looks young. The testosterone will make him a nice young man.
girls still eye rape me in the street even though I’m 33 and long settled down and past my shagging prime. Very interesting
>*in a nasally virgin voice*thats exactly what happened
>>215860301>No, I'm not a Human
>>215860360im an autistic freak and i can never tell what looks mean so I avoid eye contact most of the time. like even avoid looking directly at people at all.
in that weird limbo period between cap weather and wooly bonnet weather quite frustrating for a hat nigga like me
>>215860323it'd be a good bet cause I just admitted to it however it'd be considered inside betting I'm afraid so you can't do that
>>215860387im balding also
Think I've actually decided to quit toil and have a comfy NEET winter, will eat into my savings but it's worth it I reckon
>>215860378We are opposites, I’ve shagged 80 women. Had a very fun twenties me
>>215860395Im not balding not receding at all even at the age of 33 just like wearing hats
>>215860387baldy cunt
>>215860409but but but what about when you need a job again
>>215860313Unironically what did he think was going to happen
Big fan of Godberg's work
>>215860412Alri their shagged 80 women mong You don't need to post about it every day
>>215860428depositing these in my bum
>>215860419Dunno desu, at least I'll have the time to dedicate to looking for one, plus they're always looking for temps in one of my areas of experience. Also gonna try the PIP train
>>215860428>enter cockus faecalpoo down the knobhole?
>>215860436been at least a week since I’ve said that haha
I haven't shagged 80 women
>>215860454I'm sure I saw you posting about it yesterdayBeing eye fucked by some woman at the shops
>>215860473jesus how and why do you remember individual posts like that mate? Yeah I did say that about the shops yesterday, popped down to NEXT didn’t I
quite need to poo even though i already pood yesterday
starting to recognize posters here, there's the mildly narcissistic guy who posts about women eyeing him up in public with looks that he knows means they want to shag himbelgium with the get them fed and shaggedthe other spanish once who's a noncethe psych thread one regular um posters
Over 12 years ago now How time passes
>>215860492god life's relentless
>>215860508honestly id really like to be reincarnated as a tree. it seems peaceful and lazy.
>>215860493at least 3 of those are the same person do better
>>215860491>how and why do you remember individual posts like thatI spend a ridiculous amount of time on here xvirgin freak you see
>>215860539interesting very interesting, how old are you if you don’t mind me asking
Thinking about the microbes
>>215860558today is my 18th birthday
How come if you go to another board it starts the 120 countdowns again
I'm 3I/ATLAS
the microbes the microbonuses
>>215860570Ayy lmao
>>215860568taking the mick is the colloquial term for that
>>21586055828 years young!
im freaking hungry
>already putting christmas decorations on the streets of dublinwhat the FUCK are they doingworlds gone mad
>>215860565what do you mean mate
Becoming more autistic as I get older
>>215860600is there not much to do where you are? Long time to be a virgin lol. I’ve always been in London so lots of opportunities and that
life has a way of running us over
>>215860621hi freaking hungry! I'm wankikg my knob and getting naked! x
>>215860647I'm not literally a virgin, which is to say I've had sex with women, but spiritually I am
smokin' these meats
>>215860566Congratulations
If you haven't had a mortgage in the last three years Nationwide consider you a first-time buyer. It's the same with sex.
im a gay nigga
>>215860743ktim
These fools who’ve had sex trying to claim our hard earned virgin status it’s outrageous
>>215860761what a fucking retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N36yJKrAFY&list=RD4N36yJKrAFY&start_radio=1
his name is young crodie, he likes to be a crodie
tomar what would you do if rorke came up to you and started gay porn twerking
>>215860767What do you mean, that was flawless execution
>>215860757that's danny
gf is asleep in my bed right now as I toil away
I turned myself into a Jacob's cream cracker, MortyI'm Jacob's cream cracker Rick!
>>215860762I've had sex with two women but not for over a decade so that's worse than being a virgin really
>>215860804lazy cow
>>215860804probably getting shagged by a neetGOD
Had a great time at LIDL this morning it felt good being around real people
What leads a man who’s had sex before to suddenly spend a ridiculous amount of time here? I’m curious
*vinyl scratch sound*Y-Y-YOU ARE NOW LISTENING TO *police siren*104.5*boat horn* GINGERNONCE RADIO *explosion*WE PLAY NOTHING BUT SHIT, SHIT AND MORE SHIT *boing**cartoon running*
>>215860825Not having sex any more
>>215860809ktim
>>215860809it’s only been like three months for me and i already feel like a moldy virgin again, how did you manage this?
putting a shock collar on mousey and zapping him every time he posts the peters
>>215860821*turns head from my WFH desk*nope sleeping
>>215860828I heard that in my mind
>>215860837kek this
been 15 years since my benis was in a bagina and it will never happen again
>>215860837But you know how to do it.. just go do it again >>215860859
>>215860845get her arse grabbed
>>215860845*scuttles back into her bed the microsecond you turn away*
>>215860629I die every second, only to be reborn in the next almost the same but slightly more autistic.
>>215860863been about 12 hours for me
>>215860863zamnktimlost virginity in late 2009last had sex in 2013
>>215860869bloody hell lad my heads on a swivel now
>>215860878jesus christ
>>215860825I found this place (/b/) when I was terminally online in my teens then I went to uni and had a social life and gfs and didn't visit at all for years. when uni finished I gradually became a recluse again and started posting more on /sp/ then I found /brit/ and now I never leave the house and spend 16 hours a day lurking
If you met me IRL you probably wouldn't think that I post here. I've become very good at hiding disgusting rotten true self and pretending to be a normal, well adjusted human being
>>215860867no I don't because I only had sex a handful of times and premature ejaculated half the timesI am back to square one
>>215860867It was basically a miracle I managed it then and now I'm older, fatter and more insane
the pints, the pints are calling
>>215860840shagging is easy for a good looking lad who puts himself out there so when I had friends and was out of the house girls would occasionally make it obvious they were attracted to me and it was easy. then I stopped being social and spent all my time boozing alone and before you know it 10 years has gone by
Got a headache :(
>>215860885>>215860894>>215860903And which one of you is the spammer that does the Belgium stuff, it’s ok this is a safe conversation
>>215860885Grim
fucking neighbourberg smoking these disgusting smelling fags so frequently it's like a fag every twenty minutes leave off it idk why they even smell so bad it's some unusual cigarette
>>215860921you’re an unusual fag alright
>why don’t women like me!?
me? 32 year old virgindon't even think about sex anymore reckon i must have ascended haha
>>215860941bog standard homosexual if you really got to know me but you don't really care about me enough to find out who I am on a deeper level but that's okay :')
the lads
>>215860828i got youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Jzt2yWCTM
>>215860915ktinm I'm just a normal antisocial lad
out on a coffee with boomerbossberg
>spent all my time boozing alone and before you know it 10 years has gone byktim
>>215860970Good lad. Been out for an incel walk and incel coffee myself
>>215860953just wanted to let you know i respect and appreciate your homosexuality and it sickens SICKENS me all the unfair homophobia you see on 4chan these days it just isnt right is it anyway deport homophobes love from your number 1 ally
https://x.com/fightbatch/status/1977841779513717012Pakistani teens beating up migrant who slapped a white girls arse. This is what Tommy and Nigel don’t want you to see
>>215860946scream
>>215860993homosexuality sickens me too
>>215860993awe fankz babes x :3
Rorkes signature scent
Zack Polanski? That’s my favourite politician right there
>>215861002clearly a group of scouers
right so when are we having the /brit/ orgy meetup
Lynx India
one white girl is worth a hundred brown girls in the eyes of a brown man that is how white men should see white women too. why do you think brown men want them so badly?
the omniscient one
not a single sweet treat in my house i'm going insane
>>215861054make porridge and pour honey or syrup or sugar in
>>215861054not even honey that you could spread with butter on toast? french toast is also quick and easy to make
>>215861038Clearly isn’t though is it
raping a fly
>Pakistani teens beat up a migrantSee? They're noble protectors, this country needs them>Whitey beai've lost interest in finishing this postdoing my blue archive dailies then im going to play some more metaphor :) :)
>>215861052ktim the vegan lone wolf
If there was a button to make all non-white people disappear instantly, would you press it?
>>215861002soon as one punch gets thrown you get some fucking stupid do gooder boomer CUNT running along to stop it
stick my dick in a USB port call that docking
>>215861065Standard skin colour for irish diaspora >>215861080
anyway I'm off to bed at 11:43 will be back here at midnight to browse as I look for jobs and hopefully I'll get one and leave here making my stint on this board short, nobody post while I'm gone so that i don't miss anything okay have a good day guys
>>215861092even the thick black queens?
>>215861092yes immediately, i wouldn't need any thinking time
>>215861037Zack Polanski, real name David Stephen Paulden.Famously claimed he could hypnotise women to make their breasts larger, and charged money to do so.
from what I can tell we are mainly made up of lads who’ve had sex a long time ago but can’t get it anymore. True virgins are a rarity here
I bet everyone would be happier if non-whites disappeared
>>215861092Yea but I'd prefer if it just put them back in their own countries and removed ~50%. I like the existence of different kinds of people
>>215861002>15put some clothes on you irrelevant skank. begging for attention. the zoomers ""defending"" her are cockblocking faggots btw
>>215861137get on grindr
>>215861112Why lie? Irish are pale, boys in that video apart from one are dark olive
>>215861092no ofc not
shhh be quiet now lads the schizophrenic raped paedophile has something to say
leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>215861162this. the op is probably brown himself. cope seeth etc
Think I was raped when I was younger so I don't really count it as losing my virginity even though my penis went into a vagina
>>215861132Don’t hate the player. If some idiot was so stupid they thought their tits would grow via hypnotism and decided to pay someone for it that’s not my problem. Zack is based
i bought 90 of one drug, 60 of anotherdealerstein sent 60 of one, 90 of the otherive come out better off because the one dealerstein sent more of is worth moredunno if i should complain
>>215861142we couldn't risk them making their way back again in future centuriesor whites would fuck up and start colonisation again and the inevitable rebound effect would occurnah, it'd be better if they were gone completely
>>215861177youve got your daughter on the chon have you?
>>215861171simp she looks like an ant
>>215861185how are you not sure
the raped>>215861206
>>215861171me trying not to get caught stealing an office stapler by sneaking it out in my mouth
>>215861194what drugs
>>215861215you saying you wouldn’t shag the fit ants from a bug’s life? get real
>>215861186the same people believe in made-up disorders like adhd, bdd, npd, etc.(all invented by jews of course)
>>215861186a dishonest grifter is based. thats your position. bit strange
>>215861171So this image is shopped because of that curved line inbetween the tiles in the background, so what did this shop and what difference did it make?
>>215861250are you on pip for one of these
>>215861243pharmaceuticals, but prefer not to say.
>>215861260don't know as I'm not autistic you see
>>215861260they should have photoshopped her trowel-shaped hands
>>215861278poppers and crystal meth for a gay sex orgy im going to assume then
delta squad forming up
>>215861274no. not on PIP nor diagnosed with m
>>215861092Only if it spared 100 of the finest black qweenz and ping pang ching chang who would be immediately transferred to my personal harem.
>>215861219Wasn't forced, I was just doing what I was told and only half knew what was going on
>>215861310no
army of darkness is free on jewtube movies
>>215861298neither of those are pharmaceuticals, mong
that souvlaki i ate last night has run a tyrannical on my bowels, unfathomably lengths of poo coming out of me this morning
>>215861178Kemisisters...
>>215861310
>black culture >look inside>it's just complaining about white people and accusing other races of worshipping white people
>>215861324Okay well too bad I'll do it anyways. I'll settle somewhere in New Rhodesia with my aryan wife and repopulate the African continent.
TONIGHT
>>215861346*smacks lips*mmmhmmmm dasrite
>>215861340when the tories bin her and get a white leader they'll get a boost in the polls
Like them just fine in their own countries
>>215861115black women have no personality or interests beyond sex bro. they're loud, aggressive and conceited
>>215861352So you're pressing the button?
>>215861178>greens 6Not happening, the Zack Attack is taking the youf vote
>'Vibrant' four-year-old boy died of fatal illness just three days after developing cough amid nationwide outbreak, inquest told
sucking a coffee
>>215861388smelly. you forgot smelly
>>215861234underrated post
I get second-hand embarrassment for cats and dogs when they have to be around brown peopleYou can sense they don't like them
>>215861388one taste of black pussy would fix you
>>215861435got a thing for STDs do you
>>215861409suck this*hands you a werthers*
everytime I do my shop I open packets of chocolate and slowly eat them as I walk around the storeYesterday I did this and ate 4 kinder chocolate bars
The old 'pression returning full-force it seems
>>215861459>>215861459notice a lot of brown people do this
>>215861459i trust you keep the wrappers to ring them up at the cashier
i need a loud sassy ghetto princess
>>215861435Are you Irish diaspora? Heard that a lot of Aussies have Irish ancestry
pissing all over the kitchen
>>215861178That would be a bit mental
Hello i are master chief lolololololollhaha just a lil something for the old heads x
>>215861487err prefer not to say*surreptitiously shaves off my ginger pubes before you can get a look*
>>215861507nigga your a fucking israeli time to die
Attractive black women are theoretically possible but you do not see them where I live
Reckon Israel should just march back in and batter the shit out of them
>>215861507halo, more like gaylo
>>215861391I'll slam head into it repeatedly just to make sure it didn't misfire. But how non-white are we talking? Are we including spainiards, slavs, italians and balkanoids?
>>215861518Not sure I've ever seen an attractive black woman irl
>>215861483governments worldwide should implement programs where black queens pair up with incels to fix them
>>215861425birdberg loves to shout the n word, always worrying to have strangers in the house because you never know when he's going to go on a nigger spreeEven having people at the door is dangerous
>>215861518Even if they're passable you should always remember they're still an n-wordThat should turn any interest into disgust
>>215861531I've seen quite a few, but they're usually mixed and from the Caribbean. Pure black from Africa? Not in a million years.
>>215860493you're the nonce adam
>>215861562omfds roke just have sex its not that hard
>>215861518i rarely see black women but when i do theyre tall africanoid savannah queens
>>215861517oi vey or whatever they say
>>215861575The pure black ones are always fucking fat
>>215861521That's what they're going to doArabs were silly to trust Israel Jews want Gaza Strip
the experiment has failed, send them back
>>215861530Non-whites aka non-Europeans including TurksWe keep the meds and slavs
i think halo is a pretty cool guy eh kills monsters and doesn't afraid of anything
The blacks in Portugal were quite niceAs usual Britain gets the worst women possible
wonder if black people with nappy pubes ever accidentally get velcroed together during sex
>>215861580Did your ancestors come from Ireland? You know, Irish people are very fond of blacks
>>215861592True true, the mixed ones usually have curves but aren't fat and have more European facial features. I know a few here at work, they're real nice and aren't mentally ill like regular black women.
black people black people black people i just looooooove talking about black people
>>215861655mixed race people are usually mentally ill
>>215861636britain is the shithole that makes the women rotten not the other way round
learning sex tips from a black guy on twitter called the stroke master
Walking past the betting shop, turkish barber, heron food trifector of grimness
When I see a mixe-race black girl, I think about how her n-word father had his wicked way with her white motherMakes me hate what they created in that moment of beastiality
>>215861709was just saying this down the oub
>>215861668I'd say it depends. The Caribbean blacks have been mixed a long time ago and seem to be better adjusted to life in Europe from my experience. We still have several overseas territories that prepare them for life in civilized countries.Oh damn now I'm fantasizing about them again.
>>215861726>The Caribbean blacks have been mixed a long time ago and seem to be better adjusted to life in Europe from my experience.lmao what
>>215861678We lost something as a country the day Somerfield died
You guys hear how black pussy CHANGED rorke?
shut it greg
>>215861709what if it's the other way around and her mum is the black one
rorkes secret weakness? big black arseleftypols secret weakness? giant israeli honkers
British people be like: "Qwoit noice".
You guys hear about a DOGSHIT gimmick?
sir kier labour should hold a flash-election for a laugh then just leave all the shite he caused in the lap of reform
>>215861750haha I say that
>>215861736Caribbeans are not pure black, they're a mixture of black, Indian, Asian and white
my secret weakness? not telling
>>215861726>I'd say it depends. The Caribbean blacks have been mixed a long time ago and seem to be better adjusted to life in Europe from my experience. We still have several overseas territories that prepare them for life in civilized countries.Who do you think does most of the stabbing here
making stop motion lego porn
morning /brit/:>WMBFafternoon /brit/>BMWFYeah just ban us Keir honestly
>>215861743Doesnt fit with their fetish they pretend this doesnt happen
>>215861743I still scorn her fetishist father and racial-climbing nigga momma
>oub
Someone pre-made a new
>>215861796you will be raped.
jeb end is stinking
>>215861818
>>215855244>>215855244>>215855244
>>215861785>>215861785>>215861785real
didn't get any monopoly tokens with my coffee, it nit rit
bit bloody early
>>215857927>>215861785>>215857927
What's the big rush
bit early that, janman won't be happy
Look, I don't care if a mulatto gets made in a lab and has no parents. I still hate everything about them.It's not only a question of hating their parents. It's them that I hate.
we finishing this thread then
will be taking that as a no