made a new didn't i de lads
connor
>>215872647Good boy
don't all post at once now come on
DAVD TENT BEDSHITSTOUCH ASSHOLECUM EVRYWHEREDAVD TENT BEDSHITSTOUCH ASSHOLECUM EVRYWHEREDAVD TENT BEDSHITSTOUCH ASSHOLECUM EVRYWHEREDAVD TENT BEDSHITSTOUCH ASSHOLECUM EVRYWHEREDAVD TENT BEDSHITSTOUCH ASSHOLECUM EVRYWHEREDAVD TENT BEDSHITSTOUCH ASSHOLECUM EVRYWHEREDAVD TENT BEDSHITSTOUCH ASSHOLECUM EVRYWHERENappy poo attack!! Nappy poo attack!!
>>215872647the original mr smelly
"hello" and " good evening " from Tyne and Wear !!
that Connor lads a bit touchy isn’t he? Very offended when someone suggested he was the Belgium freak
Posting in the new lads
Getting niggy with it
The Employed Woman character lost gimmick of the year with this post.It's just sloppy.Real sloppy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAR4-zy69ls
>>215872723Come on lad how old are you
>>215872769they are so joyous
>>215872773sacked tranny had a couple of decent comebacks that got replies, so now he obsessively posts 'no you' jokes and 99% of them are dogshit zingers
>>215872773hhl used to do the same thing on /britfeel/attack himself off tripvery weird behaviour
Think I’m a shopping addict
Donald Trump should be Prime Minister
Woah without money, credit or experience? Sounds legit dude!
>215872773this is another sacked tranny falseflag btw
>>215872823>he obsessively posts 'no you' jokesum actually most of the time it's "no your dad" or "no your mum"
>>215872865
>>215872865back when ai was good
traitors later get in
just got up and opened the window
>>215872898AI has never been good
got me voddy from tesco then my cans from co-op so neither checkout bint thought I was an alchy
>>215872940desmegging the smeggy incel bedroom as it were
>>215872940shut that fucking window NOWletting all the fucking heat outyou think we're made of money in this family?
>>215872957its a joke you dip
>>215872962ktim
>>215872962it is wednesday, my dude
reckon some gay lads have smeg fetishes?
earth to Belgium flag where are you pal
messaged the lads for a drink tonightspoiler alert: they went without me
>>215873047UM x
>>215873051getting his s-curve baton waxed at the 'kin
Felicitating an Asahi
just the strangest arrangements of pixels coming from bilibili it must be said
>>215872962i get lads on ebikes to deliver mine had an unfortunate experience recently when i got the same lad two nights in a row
boomer fucktards at toil use AI for everything and they're so proud of presenting its unfiltered shite output
Putting this on the crimbo list
Went for an Asian massage earlier ladsVery nice, and yes, it did have a happy ending :)
>>215873134the 'lights of the round table as it were
>>215873051beam a black willy into the sky like a bat signal and he'll come peeking
well then
>>215873182
>>215873166>it did have a happy endingdid you get married
ruby grangler
shrek willy suckin sex
thinkpad battery is on its last legs
um
>Good man
>>215873182fiona polishing dat green baton
my ex has been traveling around the world for years on holiday all the time while I have been toiling away in shitty jobsnot sure what I did to piss off Godberg so much but its getting a bit silly now I'm really getting sick of this endless pain
>>215873193impersonator
DENNIS BEAR CUM
mental how we could solve all of /brit/s problems by moving over to /bant/
>>215873271kek that looks like me
Labour's going to raise taxes for working people uh oh
hello Connor!
>>215873271touching tips with a baby??? a pedo initiation ceremony/!!! wtf
>>215873283protip: if /brit/ gets to the point where you're affected by its "problems" it's time to move on
>>215873303
How do you become interesting on dating apps? I have received many likes but they always unmatch with me, stop responding after the first couple of messages or don't respond at all.
>>215873335truke
>>215873335yeah to /bant/ where all of those problems would be solved, glad you agree
>>215873341hmnot anymore it doesn't
>>215873363>How do you become interesting on dating apps?By being attractive
flyberg doing my head in
>>215873363KtimGot no rizz
they've got botnets and frontend tools. moving to /bant/ is futile.
>>215873363>How do you become interesting on dating apps?be black
https://voca.ro/1fSxc9RWnfNB rate my fart lads
>connorwhat a vile council rat name, his spacker mum and dad chose well it suits him
I'm willing to describe the massage I had if anyone is curious/brit/ will be the new UKpunting
>>215873470um yeah go on then
>>215873470um no thanks
>>215873466Never known a connor who wasn't an utter scrote. Nominative determinism at work again
>>215873470um i dont know
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not just the botnetsbut the frontend toolsand the javascript tooI even heard on the IRC that someone's injected fuzzy matching algorithms into 4chan's very own API which gives them complete control over the DNS and TCP/IP settings, making it virtually impossible to ban them
>be autist>get bullied at school>fight back and win>get called a psycho and a freakthere's simply no winning with the normies
The schizo nonce is spamming our general with scat once again
>>215873452shan't be rating the fart but as a post this is a 10/10best one itt
no idea why the parents' house is always ROASTING seems they're both hurtling towards old age with increasing momentum
>on the IRC
where’s the lad who was steaming last night gone
>>215872647
>>215873579to hospital to have his stomach pumped
>>215873579still here
got the music onany other music enjoyers itt?
>>215873579to the garden to calm down
>>215873618link me to your YouTube channel a sec mate I just wanna see something
need some scranwhat should i get from tescos
>>215873579switching his belgian vpn on
>>215873658why
>>215873555cheers lad x
>>215873661tomatoes, iceberg lettuce, red onions, some balsamic dressing, make yourself a nice salad
>>215873658you can't seriously believe anybody would post a link to their youtube channel in here
>>215873674because I want to see something send the link
>>215873721you're alright
>>215873694foreign muck
>>215873661fray bentos mac and cheese pie
Diwali season happening now, what are you lads doing for it?
>70% of all black people in Europe live in Francethat's actually mentalthey're proper afrophiles, aye?
>>215873752stocking up on spooky movies for halloween
>>215873730LOL ok let’s try something else, recall last nights events from your point of view
>>215873764i couldnt name 10 white french footballerssays it all
connor x nathan double meltie
Doctor Who and the GreenisDoctor Who was having a nappy poo attack.It was a very loud nappy poo attack.So loud in fact that the nappy poo attack was now exiting his nappy and climbing his up back. Doctor Who cried for help but Clara was nowhere to be seen.In actual fact, Clara was having raw musky sex with Danny Pink, with whom no white man, human or Time Lord, could compete. So she had left Doctor Who to his own devices, with his switch, and of course his nappy. This nappy was the selfsame nappy Jordan Burling had been left to die in by Raoul Moat. Raoul Moat was Jordan's father who had earned full custody after a long legal battle, aided in no small part by Doctor Who. Though Jordan was somewhat darker than Raoul - Jordan having been conceived by Danny Pink while Raoul was dropping soap bars in prison - he was, for all intents and purposes, his son, and thus entitles to the same rights as a white child would have been. However, Raoul Moat had a congenital case of greenis, despite Doctor Who's best efforts to cure it, thus resulting in impaired judgment and inappopriate gwee-wee-wee-wee-wee-weeing in public spaces. Thus, the 18-year-old Jordan Burling was left to die in a soiled nappy while Raoul travelled in the TARDIS with Clara. Clara enjoyed putting Raoul in nappies, but she also enjoyed wearing them herself - Danny Pink was the only person authorized to inspect and, if the need arose, change them. Clara required infrequent nappy checks, for she vocalized it herself whenever her nappy was wet or soiled (the dummy she wore in combination with the nappy made it difficult for her to form words). Often, Raoul and Doctor Who would watch in silent awe as Danny laid Clara on her back, undid her nappy, cleaned her up, and put on a fresh nappy. Sometimes Clara could pre-empt the need to go and avert a training session by using the potty directly. Then, it was a fight between Raoul and Doctor Who to decide who would be the lucky man to dispose of the contents.
is his name actually Connor
OI DID YOU HEAR THAT?! IT BE 7 BONG!
justeat delivery time went from 18 minutes to 31 minutes and is now 35 minutesthis simply should not be allowed
>>215873886oi Connor Maynard
>>21587386210 seconds early you stupid cunt>>215873872You got a woman delivering it and they updated the driving time to reflect it haha
any social anxiety man in
>>215873847Yeah he got caught red handed on YouTube posting under the name “Connor” in a live chat. He’s going spastic trying to damage control it
>>215873963yh
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LONDON About 80,000 phones were stolen in the British capital last year. The police are finally discovering where many of them went.
in bed eating my tea
>Hinge dates>Walking>Pickleball>Small plates>StravaLife in London is too sweet.
>>215873838for me it's Doctor Who meets Oswald Mosley
>>215873981how do you know it was him
hello? Last night steaming lad we were having a conversation
>>215874033literally a masterpiece of schizophrenic genius
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>215873784was pished and posted in the chat
>>215874016shite compared to manny or brumtoo many wogs and racemixers
>>215874046blog on
heinousdem xx
rarity
>connor howling
got an irrational fear of those circular pizza cutter things
>>215873465>>215874005youre white and a spade slave youre a permavirgin freak and nobody will ever love you
sup crodieif di cronem were goin to call crimson victory paint a jam, wuld dey call it strawberry or raspberry?
>>215874046bosh!
>>215874037He was posting in Mr Smellys live chat.He started asking questions in that chat under the name Connor like - “what do you think of au de perfume gherkin” shite like that. He then realised he was posting with his real name and suddenly a lad appeared in here who was alleged in cahoots with him (no one here would ever do that). The lad was apparently “asking questions on his behalf” bollocks. Connor mate you’re a fucking melt
can’t believe spaki is actually called connor knew he would have a faggot name like that
toby has arrived
>>215874118imagine being so pathetic that you desperately try to get him to tell you how to best generate your ai images lmao
>>215874114>youre a permavirgin freak and nobody will ever love youI don't like him either but can we not make fun of people for this?
>>215874016can do all that anywhere
>>215874113not irrational to be scared of sharp things
>>215874128>The lad was apparently “asking questions on his behalf”heathermong posted in the thread asking someone to ask the question
>>215874146dont engage with the cuckold faggots. dont get your hands dirty
toilberg would like to have a 121 and talk about my time managementobviously thats not good but what do you think he is getting at?
>>215874167perhaps but regular knives don't scare me
>>215874179HELLO CONNOR
>>215872846Joyloss
>>215874193alright mate
get two slices of bread and add big lashings of jam then watch it ooze out of the sides when you take a bitelooks like lumpy blood oozing out of a luh hymen slit
>>215874184that you're tardy and/or lazy
Connor is obviously a fake name and everyone posting about "Connor" is just heatherpaedo samefaggingHow new are you
>>215874162It's so much sweeter in London though. My life feels like a Richard Curtis film these days, especially nearer to Christmastime.
>>215874158at least you arent a permavirgin alone cuck though imagine being a cuck and not having a gf. even if youre a gay slave4spades. he literalyl has to make posts abbout ir sex for them to give him crumbs - dont be that pathetic and you wont get made fun of :)
>>215874209omdz damage control
>>215873047WAWBO
>>215874209yep just like when people used to larp as mousenonce and post fake doxxes'namefagmania' attracts the lowest iq schizos
>hymen slityou mean a vaginacan tell you've never had a shag through your god awful knowledge of female anatomy
>>215874037Lol as if I'd make such a schoolboy errorSooner or later when I get deleted and Connor lad's posts stay up you'll be proven wrongRespect to Connor for being a good sport last night
>>215874239Thank you.
OI CONNOR MAYNARDGIRLS GIRLS GIRLS THEY JUST SAY NO
nth for the gyaldem
>>215874266because shaggers can name every part of the female reproductive/urogenital system
>>215874233london can be electricfeel like it's best when you're moving around a bit, hopping round different pubs chatting up different crowds of birds
>>215874209presumably he used connor because it’s an irish name
I have learned that in Islam you become an African in heaven with a penis which never tires
>>215873494Went in. Greeted by a Asian woman, maybe Chinese or Thai, decently attractive, spoke good English.Led me to the massage room. Nice comfy warm towel. Told me to undress in the room, which I did. She smiled when I got fully naked. Told me to lay face down on the table, and put a towel over me. She started hot oiling me up and complimenting my body/muscle which got me pumped.Massaged me hard for about 20 minutes, then when massaging my legs she got higher and higher up, she brushed her hands against my balls a few times and said "whoops" while laughing but I said to carry on.Back to massaging. She asked me to flip over after a while so I'm full nude face up. Dropped her tits in my face. She could see I was aroused and she brushed my groin area a few times while still massaging me all over while I was face up.After a while she started properly jerking me, good technique. Lasted a few minutes then exploded. Offered me a shower before I left. She said I could come back any time so I left feeling nice and relaxed.
>>215874273we know you use a load of different IPs mate you’re really getting defensive over this aren’t you
>>215873597Lush
>>215874280reminder to tell the BE flag poster to go kill himself today :) he NEEDS to hear it whether its spainparasite or some other person >>215874302this is what the CIA told Afghanis and then they gave them viagra for opium le l
tbf "connor"s screenshot didn't have the fucked up blur that heathermong's always do
>>215874232fuck i wish i was her
had my tea
as always, let's give it a go
eyesight's starting to go, not sure if it's the booze or the staring at computer screens all day for 15+ years that done it
>>215874312kill yourself
I just know this Connor lad lives in a fucking council house shithole with his mum and doesn’t really know his dad, rings him on birthdays and that’s it
>>215874299If you look back in the archive, I asked someone to post that question in Smelly's livechatConnor stepped up to the plate. He also asked smelly if he knew Eau de Gherkin
>>215874348
poo
i dont get the kurva anyátok meme
Connor your mums a fucking slag, town bike
>>215874321Oh my days Timmy proud of this paid encounter with moonfaced Pang Pang LMAO
connor is such an incel name lol
imagine being 40 years old and the height of your week is a man reading your thinly veiled paedophilic comment on a livestream to 30 people
>>215872838it's not really, he isnt getting enough replies so he "embarrasses himself" to bait people into laughing at him. pretty obvious when you realise the entire gimmick is just acting as pathetic and annoying as possible
>>215874417are they Connor?
>>215874417youre 60 IQ, whitey. shut the fuck up spadeslave
of course he’s called fucking Connor, what a shite name for a grim little rat
>>215873390i bet its a spitting image
>best he cud do was pangbpang muh dick bix noodshut it spadeslave you slave for gay niggers
>>215873249Can see why victorians were convinced crime was to do with genetics and phenotypes
one of the horses is named ruby
>>215874474
Get the new fragrance Cronem Victory by House of Cronem
>>215874474uh
>>215873764Surely not?
u kno da spades b bullying the slave at the functionyh he feed them his bix nood
>>215874495sc
ponies es verboten
>>215874474why would i have a crush on or want to be a cartoon horse
>>215873963Alri x
>>215874521there is no way ireland and northern ireland are the samedublin is literally FULL of nigerians and other chocolate people
Got conorrhea
>>215874495roar
>>215874446that's also what spaino does. they must have all had extremely traumatic childhoods to make them this way
>why would i have a crush on or want to be a cartoon horseFAG!
>>215874457Pang Pang's dessicated claw lookin like dry chicken cuz
>>215874555its probably made by a republican, notice how NI is seperately defined from GB
>they must have all had extremely traumatic childhoods to make them this way (ooga booga bix nood where da whyte women at) no they are just white niggers
>>215874601I bet the Irish nupties with iron brain disease find that really progressive
NO NIGGER ZONENO NIGGER ZONE4CHAN IS FOR THE WHITE MAN NO NIGGER ZONENO NIGGER ZONE
decent thread for once
New pokefu dropped
It's an OSRS kind of evening lads x
>>215874735there's no way this is in the game
>>215874735she would get it
alcohol is such a money holeevery few days, that's like a 10er gone on nothing
Need a wee gf
>>215874727no thread with belgium and heathernonce doing their little mating ritual is "decent"
>>215874735Irish diaspora?
>>215874776>belgium and heathernoncePLEASE im begging you to get a clue ffs
>>215874775i absolutely would, she's adorable
>>215874797nonce vibes
>>215874771for me its when the drinking jew leads to the takeaway jew, the amazon purchase jew, the installing grindr jew or worst of all the gambling jew
>>215874753kill yourself
>>215874811ktim
>>215874807you're giving "bigoted against anyone not conventionally shaped"
>>215874735she looks like she's made of chocolate
just nearly passed out in the shower there so that's sound
>>215874833you call cats and babies adorable not grown women you want to shag
I need 16 year old black pussy one time (for the one time)
>>215874861wouldn't be taking advice on that from a virgin, if im honest, mate
>>215874811it's funny how jews themselves are immune to all these jewingsthey really are the strongest
>>215874753mmhmm das rite
'
>>215874888bit young mate
>>215874775gibbymoo if she dwarf
>>215874908kill yourself
>>215874916What are you on about that's really old for a cat
any of you lads tried this?
Hellmann's Creamy Ranch Mayo
>>215874908kill yourself in real life genuinely this is not a gimmick you should literally go kill yourself
Thismann's Creamy Spunk
>>215874951>>215874956mayo hivemindspooky
>>215874924forgot about this scar slagpretty sure i've cleaned the pipe out to her tits before
troon spammer has joined the thread
give me a late teens (legal age) black bitch
sick of toil
Currently reading something other than this garbage. I advise you do the same if you have any intention of escaping this dung heap of a thread.
so many battymen and cronem around my area in london
>>215875003just in time to save us all
>>215875036old hag
right well that's a fella in a dress
Heinz really has your country in a vice grip. Youre obsessed with our slop
>>215875048last time you said that you were 2 seconds into the foreword of an audibook
>>215875048the raped
I need to fuck katy in a spitting in her mouth kind of way not a love kind of way not love but the other thing. I dont care
>>215863193>>215863193>>215863193earlyish new
talkin bout that dang ol brit man dang ol internet them boys be like "sucking a poo barm" heheh i tell you wha' man
never cared for what they know
>>215875109Reading another 700 page er
I get that hes annoying and not welcome here but why are you people making fun of someone for getting raped/molested? pretty weird as well considering the other flags posts (which you dont report) being centered perma around virgins and young (-2 the legal age) girls
>>215875080do they even sell their best product in america?
got some cuppa soups but they're best before June 2025Best before doesn't mean it can't be eaten after ennit, just means it's best before that date?Not like use by, where you need to use it by the dateanyway can I have one or will I shit myself
>>215875179fomyeg
this thread has been dire from start to finishschizo spam, cuckspam, shitflinging.Do better in the next one, chaps.
>>215875175proof?
>>215875196conveniently took out the "n" from it this time huh bit of a slip by you, one might say
https://voca.ro/1bQpu4htK7sYCrowberg melty
>>215875189yeah you'll be okay, probably clump up a bit but it's basically like powdered milk, never goes off
>>215875189just just smell it an if it's smells fine then it is fineyou could probably eat a cuppa soup from the 70s if you wanted
>>215875209
>>215875203reported because you are a VPN yank (and talked about how you are not engaging with this thread to "free yourself"). youre welcome btwyoure welcome
>>215875255fomyeg
>>215875249>>215875250lovelycheers lads
our ash on QT
>>215875282yor one reply for this thread: 3x spam/flooding r9k freakkmust - or should - feel bad about yourself, knowing that anyone that has ever to interact with you is worse off, never better for doing so
>>215875298Nice. Very balanced.
>>2158753142nd reply just from you actuallyi say it againfomyeg
>>215875298last guy looks like a half goblinized johnny sins
new>>215863461>>215863461>>215863461
>>215875227>>215875227>>215875227
Mousey was right about everything. Jannies really are in on it
>>215875298Women and a male non.
get the foreign aid scrapped
>>215875298i'd colonize ash's mouth i reckon
>>215875351he's one of the baldest men in britainhead like a ping png ball
>>215875343other reply was probably not back at one of your posts when you say the same thing over and over again like an r9k freak with no soul (4chan raped your life) you are also saying your little catchphrase at someone asking why you are bullying a rape/molestation victim. that is because you have no soul
>>215875268For me it's benevolent tyranny
>Error: Specified thread does not exist.
>>215875402>>215875402>>215875402
>>215875398you happy with that Connor mate
why is the pokemon NPC in a swimming outfit anyway
>>215875298>no green>no reform
>>215875412Corrrrrr sexo
